No fucking around. What's your answer?
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No fucking around. What's your answer?
>>703959170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto
yes.
/thread
>>703959170
Yes
>>703959170
Motherfucker I would write and record a 32 hour documentary on puppy stomping for 18 billion dollars. I'd stomp that little fucker into a singularity for 18 bil
yes, who the fuck wouldnt
Yes, i can always donate a few million to animal rescue services and save thousands of more puppy lives in return, while still being rich.
>>703959170
of course I would
For 18 Billion with a B? I'd wear spike cleats.
Yes. Then use that money, all of it, to build it a golden statue in its everlasting memory.
>>703959170
Actually no, I wouldn't be able to live knowing I made that money from hurting another life
>>703959170
Fucking hell, for 18 billion I'd scrape that fucker off my fuckin boot
Yes
>>703959249
Don't /thread yourself you degenerate
>>703959390
This guy makes a very good point.
I wouldn't enjoy it, but yeah I would
You don't need to kill it to step on it, so yes.
>>703959170
I would split that dog on my cock for 1 million.
Of fucking course.
>>703959390
the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few?
not that i disagree. but claiming 'OH ID MAKE UP FOR IT BY DONATING A FEW MILLION' when you still got over 17 billion left is like saying 'ah i gave a dollar to homeless guy last week, so its okay if i steal this ones life savings.
>>703959170
fuck yes
>>703959170
I'd stomp that fucker into the pavement so hard my children's children could still make out the spot
>>703959170
No. I only desire money to make the world a better place. In addition to being incapable of stepping on that puppy.
>>703959170
Nope. One life's innocence for the mere purpose of greed is a price that I'm unwilling to pay. I don't care how many more creatures I can save by donating to animal shelters, or what humanitarian possibilities would be open to me. That one life would weigh so heavily upon myself I could never enjoy myself.
Also anyone who would willing do this and/or do it deserves the deepest, darkest pit of hell and I'd gladly send them their if given the chance.
>>703959170
stepping on it doesnt have to kill it
>>703959170
If you're paying me to do it yes
Like I wouldn't do it for a crisp 20
>>703959170
Nigga for that money i would even cum on it and eat it
>>703959170
i would bite his head off for 18 bil
>>703959621
Except you take more than give...
I'd do it for five grand.
>>703959170
Yep.
>>703959170
fuck i would do it for 50$
>>703959469
For 18 billion is leave him on there
>>703959170
Could I have a phat line of Bolivian before the stomping?
>>703959326
He makes sense
i would probably do it for like a grand
Does it have to be only one puppy?
>>703959698
That's so selfish anon.
You could save and enrich the lives of thousands upon thousands of innocent animals with one quick, nearly painless gesture, but you don't because it would make YOU feel bad.
How self-centered can one person be
There isn't an animal I wouldn't do it to. I love cats with all my heart, and I'd do it to them (not my own, though). I would not do it to a human.
So I draw the line at personal pets and humans. Anything else is...hesitantly fair game. 18 Billion dollars is enough for therapy.
>>703959170
The second the money is confirmed the puppy is dead. However they want me to do it. I'll skewer it with an old wooden steak slowly if they want.
>>703959621
Homeless people don't have savings you idiot.
That's why they needed that dollar you gave them
>be me
>be wearing socks but no shoes
>place foot on puppy's paw for 0.0000001 seconds
>collect $18B
>>703959621
No, more like "I saved millions of homeless peoples lives in EXCHANGE for this one homeless persons life"
>>703959170
Nah, that amount of money out of nowhere would really perturb the global economy. Sure I'd be rich but everything around me would turn to shit and my closest friends would betray for that amount, easy. Plus it looks so cute n tiny :D
No, because I'm not the ATF.
>>703959170
No, my values cant be swayed so easily. Loling at all the edgelords who have no discipline or convictions in this thread. If you say yes, regardless of the reason, you are without a doubt a psychopath, period.
>>703959170
not for greed, but to turn that puppy into a martyr. This puppy will have a statue and park in his name. His sacrifice will never go unnoticed, much of that money will go to the booze it will take to drown out the pain of stepping on the innocent soul, and the acceptance of going to hell for such a crime. The rest will go for all puppies that are currently in al shelters to house, feed , and develop for future dog kind. God bless this doge.
Yes, than I would feed the bits to another puppy. Aww the circle of life.. almost brings a tear to your eye knowing that Lil puppy won't starve now. .
>>703960147
Was it selfish for the life you extinguish? How would it feel if it had the chance to contemplate the action? Everyone knows human greed would lead to hoarding of that money, spending it on superficial things. The donations people talk about are merely there to numb their own pain. No my friend. You are the selfish one. As is every human being on the planet. We're made that way. Humanitarianism only exists because some people cannot stand being the monsters they are and believe if they assist others it would numb them to their own transgressions.
>>703959390
Jesup puppy paid for their sins
>>703959698
>>703959621
>>703959465
>>703959865
>>703959874
>>703960559
>>703960594
pussies. have fun missing out on opportunities due to being too full of yourself.
>>703960594
I could make it so my parents live in luxury and comfort for the rest of their lives.
They've done a lot more for me and deserve happiness more than some ugly dog that won't live much past a decade anyway.
I wouldn't take any enjoyment from it, but you need to look at these things rationally
>>703960523
/thread
everyone is assuming they want you to kill the pup. It doesnt even say STOMP the puppy it says step on, even if I stepped on it with 18 bil I could take that little dude to the vet and have him fixed up no problem. Get the best vet in the planet. I mean fuck I could get a TEAM of them and still wouldnt put a dent in my pocket
>>703959170
Yes
>>703959170
I'd slowly step on this little until it's turns into a bag of crunchy, goopy mush.. I would like it to suffer a little bit. Then I'd hire the highest priced prostitutes I could get for $18,000,000,000, I'd have them fuck the guilt away for me.
Yup sure, no regrets.
Step on its foot, ask for my 18 billion and give no fucks.
>>703959170
Can I step on 5 cats?
>>703959170
For that kind of money, I'd stomp that motherfucker and then punt it into the 9/11 memorial live on Youtube.
Well.... yeah dude.
I would hate myself for it, but everythings gotta die sometime and with that money I could buy and protect giant plots of rainforest.
Sorry one pup is not enought. I would need at least a pack and like grapes I would make a fine puppy wine.
id elbow drop that fucker are you joking
>step
yes
>kill
yes
I could save more puppies for the sacrifice of one.
Also I could fund my habit of boning models which would help me get over the guilt of stepping on a puppy.
>>703960594
You're like batman, only dumber.
"I will not kill joker, knowing very well he has caused the deaths of many, and will escape to cause more death. But at least I have some integrity."
Who gives a fuck. Ends justify the means. Especially in something some fucking trivial as a puppy.
If you aren't comfortable doing it, okay fine. But don't psychoanalyze everyone else for not coming to the same stupid decision.
>>703960965
I'm hungry and so is my friends. Can I come murder you and gorge on delicious long pork? Don't worry the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. Think of all the opportunity you're denying us if you don't let us do this. We can spend hours studying human anatomy, grasp the concept of making soap from your fat. Hell, let's go further and see if we can produce rennet from your stomach lining so we can have a go at cheese? What about decorating with your femur? I'd love a nice trophy on the wall. Jeez anon, you're so self centered!
>>703959170
Yep. I bet most million/billionaires have probably done a lot worse for a lot less.
>>703959329
Kek'd
>>703959170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto
Pretty much this
>>703959170
Yeah
Sure. It probably wouldn't die; I could pay for its surgery, then live the rest of my life.
>>703961437
Ok, Woodhouse...
>>703961382
>all the people in this thread saying lol kay id fucking eat it hehehe lol
>He isnt crazy he is just is making a well thought out decision.
Either an edgelord or psychopath, take your pick.
The bugs I have squashed over time in my life don't haunt me and neither would this. Where do you think Hebrew national hot dog meat gets all that flavor and quality? It's the finely stomped puppy meat bro.
>>703960594
Life isn't priceless, my man.
>>703959170
I would stomp a whole litter in high heels for 1 billion and 1/2 a billion for every litter after that till I work my way to 18billion
Anyone who says no doesn't comprehend what 18 billion dollars can do. You could donate fucking 15 billion of it to a animal shelter and still be well off.
>>703960594
One thing I've learned in life is that people that make declarative statements and end them by saying the word "Period" or using the phrase "Full stop" aren't worth taking seriously.
>>703961576
Papa Franku is based motherfuckers.
>>703959170
Who's going to pay the money and why? What's so special about that puppy that someone would pay that much to get it stomped.
Is it Puppy Hitler? Is it evil? Does stomping the puppy have some butterfly effect that would save the lives of future generations? Yes, I would stomp Puppy Hitler.
Why 18 billion? That seems like a random number. Does Obama need to launder that much money. Fuck him. No stomp.
I need more information to make an informed decision.
>>703961951
Pfft, talking about not understanding value. YOu should donate 17.930 billion man.... why does 3 billion only leave you at "well off." Fuck 70 mil would be more than enough for you and your descendants.
>>703962184
This anon knows what's up, point blank period.
>>703959170
No, and all those that answered yes should kill themselves.
>>703959170
No, I'd step on the guy bribing me to kill a puppy.
>>703959170
Absolutely. Then I'd buy the owner a new dog, they're pretty easy to create.
>>703961951
Naw, I understand man. Just that's not my call to make. I'm not gonna way any life on a price like that. I even let flies live and release spiders when they get in the house.
How many times?
>>703959170
If it was a puppy made of living, priceless ceramic from Mars and was the only one in existence, even then i would. I'd be able to have a nice, medium sized cabin in my favorite town ever on that kind of money.
>>703962464
i would stomp you to death for 18 billion
>>703962516
>release spiders when they get in the house.
Spiders are bros, let them inside.
>>703959170
lel what? id stomp that on that puppy for 50k tbh and im not even edgy
>>703959170
I would do it without even doing any gay shit later to justify it. Just buy a decent apartment and save the rest for hentai.
>>703960594
I'm a widely bipolar, antisocial sociopath with a tendency towards anger issues and depression, but I'm not a psychopath.
>>703961437
Boy, looks like someone struck your nerves.
>>703962635
Id stomp you to death for free.
>>703959249
/thread
Don't worry i got you
>>703959249
this
I would eat it alive for 100k
>>703959170
Yes. I have already smashed a kitten between two cinder-blocks because it was born with birth defects. That is a shit load of money
>>703959170
no, i'd never be able to live with myself lol
>>703963106
You sick fuck.
I bet you'd suck my dick for a nickle, you slut.
FUCK IT, I WOULD KILL 100 OF THOSE LITTLE FUCKERS. WRAP MY FUCKING HANDS AROUND THERE THROAT AND SQUEEZE TILL I SEE THE LIFE DRAIN FROM ITS LITTLE WORTHLESS EYES.
>>703960949
And what gave you the right to judge the worth of a life? Jus because you're human? Just because you possess consciousness? Why are you judging others on their views? Because you're "moraly inclined"? What the heck man.
You could snort piles of fresh coke off celebrity twat lips every morning for breakfast with that money. You could buy the rights of half life and make hl3 the greatest game ever, that comes with a robotic fleshlight-like accessory that gives you automatic pleasure while you play. Then cuck everyone by making that game wiiu exclusive.
>>703959170
18 billion? fuck, i'ld stomp it for 100 bucks. 18 billion I would destroy that little fucker.
>>703963427
That's more devious than anything hell could offer up, you demon.
fuck yes
No. Tempting, but honestly no I would not.
>>703959170
Yes, you never said where and how hard. I'd step on the tip of its toe as light as I can.
>>703959573
KEK to heaven
I would commit genocide against all puppies for $18 billion
>>703959439
Would it slowly rotate to follow the path of the sun?
>"Step"
Id strap it to my shoe and go on a jog
>>703963582
Don't be that bitch. The implication is the puppy dies.
OUF
>>703963850
I actually laughed at this.
>>703959170
Yes.
>>703959170
Of course, hell i'd kill as many puppies as you want. A human baby would be different though.
I would crush it slowly with my high heels, then buy myself some girly clothes :3
>>703959170
for 18 billion dollars i'd step on my own mother's "puppy"
OuPH.
>>703963325
I'd skin you alive and use your worthless hide as a chew toy for the puppies I'll save from your sadistic crimes, you disgusting cum-stain.
>>703959170
I'd do it for 18 dollars. No joke.
>>703963670
>build a foucault pendulum with a puppy corpse
Kek
>>703963374
Same reason as you. No high road for you mate.
>>703964078
You fucking slut.
gotta ouf
>>703959170
well duh!
ouf for the drop
>>703963974
See I feel the opposite.
>>703959170
Stand among the stacks of 18 billion one dollar notes, and ask the silence if a puppy matters.
>>703959170
18 billion? With a B? I would attempt to consume it alive for that much
ouf'd
>>703959329
EDGY
D
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Also op, you never said how hard, i could just tap him with the bottom of my shoe.
>>703964456
Nice dubs faggot keep rolling shaw Nelson
Yes, and anyone who answered no is too egotistical to do the logical thing. The puppy has the intelligence of a trash can and will die someday anyways. You could help millions of puppies or starving Africans with that money. The people answering no are the most selfish in this thread. They could change the world for the better, but they don't want to hurt the poor puppies non-existent feelings, have a little trouble sleeping at night or they want to tell themselves they are a good person by sparing the puppies life and suck their own dick every night thinking about how much better they are than the people who made a real difference in this world at a virtually non-existent cost.
>>703964170
kill yourself
>>703964603
ouf
>>703959170
I can remember myself thrown a kitten from high. It smashed on asphalt below, and I didn't felt any better. Nobody payed me either.
>>703964259
Nyah ~ :3 <3 <3 <3
My girly clothes are more important than the puppy.
>>703959405
I'd step on more than one puppy!
>>703964593
I like the way you think.
>>703959170
yes of course
You'd have to either be fucking retarded or a monk in order to chose anything other than stomping on the puppy.
Like, if you wanted to justify your actions, just donate one million and have dozens of stray dogs living like gods for the rest of their lives, and keep the other $17,999,000,000.00 for yourself.
>>703964603
ouphfft
well you wrote to step only on the puppy so yeah.
i'd do it for 10k too
>>703959170
No way, I am a super moral fag and I am triggered by the white male arm in the OP pic.
>>703959170
Sure. Step on its paw and then use some of the money to pay to treat it.
Dumb faggot, if you're going to try to force a moral dilemma, at least be specific about the criteria.
crying for da pupper ouf dubz
>>703964745
Hey man, you involve money jn anything without a TOS, and people are gonna find ways to fuck you over no matter what.
>>703964249
Glad to see we're on the same page :^)
The only reason I would not is if that puppy had the quantum core of all potential and by stomping it all true value and potential in the multiverse is lost for paper representing what from that moment foward would be a farce of meaningless paper representimg the idea of value.
If it were just a puppy yea I'd squish its gutmeats ery' where. Could intate some really positive social engennering with that amount.
>>703964646
You have the intelligence of a trash can if you think "saving" some worthless niggers is the logical thing to do.
I hope that puppy survives that stomping, and grows up so he can chew whatever nuts you have left off.
None of these degenerate puppy stomping bastards would improve the world.
>>703959170
if no one knew, sure.
>>703959170
Obviously
Honestly I don't think I could do it lol
>>703959170
I would step on the puppy for free
totally got ouf
>>703959329
I'd watch that documentary
>>703962505
>buy
or just tell them to fuck off and get a free one from a shelter. People give away unwanted puppies all the time
>>703960963
Underrated post.
But that fucking sentence structure though...
trust me science ouf
>>703959170
Id step on them as the main attraction at Veganfest for that money, since I can open my own lab with that money
>>703959170
is the money tax free?
Fucking rng-ouf
I'd step lightly for less money but lil puppers get to me I can't hurt em
why cant I just bang out an ouf before the ban fam plz
All life is precious
>>703959698
So saving the overwhelming majority of troubled animals means less to you than your own enjoyment? And you feel good enough about that to pass moral judgement on everyone else?
What a moron you are.
>>703959170
>thread should actually be
"How much would it take to get you to step on a puppy"
>>703966140
If that's the game then my answer is 45$ an hour, for twelve hours every day for the next forty-five years deposited directed into my bank account.
>>703964730
Well, you have nothing to lose anyways. Fortunately for you, the clothes won't be disappointed of you and won't leave you alone.
>>703960949
"selfless actions are meaningless because they don't make me feel good"
Is your only real point. If you get over your own overwhelming selfishness and realize that your feelings aren't the important factor in all matters, then every objection you have becomes worthless.
>>703961750
>18 billion dollars
>an amount that can influence and impact the world on a scale not imaginable
>not a well thought out decision.
Do you know how far money goes down in Mexico? My wife is a wetback. We have all kind of operations down there. Shit is dirt fucking cheap. 18 billion dollars would be like 100 billion if we spent it there.
Do you know what money is? It's power. It controls things. It controls people. You are seriously arguing the simple action of killing a puppy with the mind boggling incomprehensible amount of shit that can be done by time that 18 billion dollars is spent.
Moron. Like seriously. Straight up stupid. Enjoy that useless integrity when you've spared one puppy and left no mark on this world for the better.
Dude. Id do it by accident. Save your cash.
>>703959170
>18billion
you fucking bet i would. i would feel disgusted about it for a while but all that money would change my life so much. i know i would just be happier, i would be more popular. i would get laid a hell of a lot more, i would be able to skip the early getting started part of being an adult and get to jump straight to retiring and running a business while i travel and have fun.
all that to kill one little dog? if i felt really guilty i would dedicate 1 billion to saving animals just so i dont feel guilty
>>703964730
Cute boys in cute clothes have become a favorite of mine recently, I approve.
>>703964646
And youre fucking retarded for thinking anyone would use the money to help anyone else but themselves. Trump is a billionare, yet he wants to put the country in more debt instead of using his own money. The fuck outta here dumb cunt
>>703966570
puppitas deletus?
>>703967010
>someone else is selfish with their money
>obviously everyone person who has 18 billion would be too!
Who's the fucking retard here? I tell you right now at least half of my billions would be gone the first week to better humanity.
>>703964646
>Helping starving africans
Kek. Nice joke m8
>>703967234
'To better humanity'
Nigger are you serious? You really think you will 'better humanity' with only 6 billions? That's the most retarded decision i have readed in this thread, better improve your fucking life, you won't improve humanity with just money that would definitely be a waste.
>>703961819
underrated
>>703959170
No. I wouldn't.
>>703967917
You're lying you silly goose :3
I consider myself a pragmatist. I try to think practically, and look at the bigger picture. Cause and effect. Chaos theory.
A puppy's suffering is temporary and will come to an end (rather quickly). The effects of 18 billion dollars used for good will have long lasting suffering relief for many. Even if it was just people who needed prosthetic limbs, elderly people that couldn't afford air conditioning in the summer, or cancer research. The applications are endless.
>>703959390
Except that puppy would have went on to create peace on earth between all species. Also he would provide all the cool people with free wishes.
Nice job, asshole.
>>703967773
I wonder who could be behind this post.
>>703959170
https://discord.gg/ddDtUSZ
come visit boypussy general.
>>703968328
This guy knows. We need more people like this.
>>703959170
Yeah, I'd stomp on the puppy. Then if anyone gave me shit for it I'd donate 3 billion to PETA or some animal rights group and tell them to fuck off because I just did more for animals than anyone else ever did.
>>703959170
Step on 1 single puppy to get 18 billion dollars.
Donate 100 Mil to animal shelters.
Ez
Would do it for free nigga.
Id strap that lil fucker to the bottom of my shoe and walk on him for days for half that amount.
>>703959170
I'd step on my own balls for 18 billion dollars
>>703960594
*Tips fedora
>>703959238
/thread
>>703959170
It's just an animal, so yeah. Would you step on a rat for 18 billion dollars?
>>703959170
loop hole
it never mentions hurting/killing the puppy
you chould literaly put your foot on top and apply little to no force and could be considerd a step
therefore no dead doggu and dang cash in pocket
>>703970189
It also never asks if id skin the puppy alive and wear it as shoes so im stepping on it constantly but i would be willing to do that for 100 million because fuck that hes not worth that amount plus id get bitching puppy shoes
ITT: pic related
It says "step on" not stomp or crush, meaning I don't have to put my full weight on it, not having to crush the little guy, so yes, I would.
>>703970189
He gets it. Keep the dog and the 18 billion.
>>703970561
MOM'S GONNA FREAK>>703970561
The basic question is, do you want to be poor or rich? That puppy's life is like a pebble, and you're a car in the highway, it's just a small, insignificant part of your life. I'd kick that pupper across the highway if I needed to.
Very lightly. Fuck you, I'm not hurting a puppy.
>>703959170
Yep
>>703959170
Sure, 18 billion could buy a lot of puppies
>>703959170
In a heartbeat
18 billion paves the way for your family and 10 generations to come. Yes you would do it, and yes you would feel worthless for it. But this is the game we are playing. It's life. Born poor, die poor, that's your choice. It's not a question I want to answer, but it's a question that needs answering. You ask me to do it and I guarantee initial regret. But 18 billion is an unfair amount to place on a moral person because it's more than enough to tip the scales.
>>703964651
Says the greedy coward
yea probably
I'd be able to replace pounds with whole dog-resorts on that saving income, let alone smart investment
cast a bronze statue for that poor pup
think like a capitalist
>>703959170
yes
>>703959170
the image doesn't specify if the puppy is alive or dead already. I would step on a puppy that was already dead of natural causes.
I wouldnt
I dont need money to be happy
Because nothing will make me happy
I learnt to live on suffering and even enjoy it
>>703971078
I would pay to gas you :)
>>703960594
*tip*
if you said no, then you're stupid
you could smash the puppler, then donate 1billion of your 18 billion to saving several pupper lives
>>703959170
18 billion? I would instantly be placed among the richest people on earth, one stomp and I'd be a fucking giant looking down on all the peons who are too pussy to stomp an animal.
I'd stomp the little shit until all there was left was a hole on the concrete.
>>703959238
Was about to post this
>/thread
>>703972046
>"logictchly speechkng, it wuld acktchully be smarter becuz I Ven use da merny fror da great her goord"
>>703972089
I said no because my life purpose is not about money as most of you norons is
Im not going to act like a wisefsg or something like that
But by saying no you are neither stupid or a good person
You just hsve a different opinion
>>703959238
When he says "geez" i lose my shit
>>703972193
fuck id do it for 18,000
>>703972193
You would be murdered immediately
>>703962245
Its a fucking hypothetical question... its yes or no, faggot.
>>703972481
How is that?
>>703960741
That fucking horse...
>>703972382
Something wrong with your 'a' key snon?
Seriously though, if your life purpose isn't about money, what IS it about?
I'm worth about 4 million right now and I'd stomp that skull for 18 billion. But the question is unfair. This situation would never come up irl. A dog for 18 billion. That's a hell of a genetic pool to gamble on. That dog better win some bets.
>>703964983
Also would not stomp if the person giving the money away is a economist trying to undermine the value of the dollar in the local to benifit themsrlves at the cruelty of me, the puppy, and the people around me. That is if the offer is to just me, and if i say no the money wint be given away. I suppose at that rate i could hire a counter-economist. Huh. Yea maybe...
>>703972774
What are my purpose in my life dont matter
YOUR purpose is the one that matters
Mine is irrelevant
>>703972982
So, nothing important? being a nobody that will be remembered for nothing? Got ya.
>>703972792
Can you paypal me $20,000?
>>703960594
So are you against killing any animals? I assume you are a vegan, since that is the logical conclusion of your position. Eventually that dog will die in a much more meaningless way, what difference does it make if I just kill it early?
>18 Billion Dollars
>Step on Cunt Dog
I would fucking step on that cunt, smashing his fucking existence, and take his remains home with my money. I would go and buy scalpels, needles and thread and graft his fucking remains onto my shoes to see if I get more money when walking. Make a brand of shoes made out of the remains of dead dogs and use the money for dog charity shit. Then use the money for my master plan, but I don't tell no one that's my secret.
>>703973165
Exactly,i will be never remembered by anyone and my existance will succumb as long with the stars in the deep hole universe where i do belong
>>703959170
my gf does it for free and it makes me sick
>>703959170
Yes, then I'd proceed to feel bad about it while chilling in my own private island.
>>703965867
if life was precious why the fuck is there so many fucking thing on earth
>>703959170
Yes even for 15000
>>703959170
i would use every part
>>703973727
All precious is life
Not only would I stomp the hell out of it but I'd also scoop up the remaining pupp-paste and rub it all over my dick and eat it for that amount of money.
>>703959329
I want to be in the screencap
Yes,
not only will i step on that puppy
i will pay the bill for the vet after getting the money because i am a huge fucking softie
>>703974459
You have to kill it
I said 4 million, no t 18 billion.
>>703959170
it's a fucking street shitting dog, i'd stomp it for free.
>>703959170
Sigh. I suppose I wouldn't, and I would take the puppy home and keep it as a pet myself.
Then I'd sell the movie rights and people would get all in a tizzy online and have their opinions about it. The dog would get modeling gigs, and we'd travel the world as an example of selflessness and decency - while enjoying whatever party and burner scene is there.
Then the women would come just looking for publicity and exposure. There would be torrid affairs with B-list movie stars, and hers and my dogs would have a leaked sex tape (doggy style of course).
From there, who knows?
But if I just stomped on the puppy, everyone would say I'm just that jerk who stomped a puppy.
>>703959170
I'd fake its death.
And... Like Hillary Clinton, the game is how well you hide your shit.
>>703959170
For 18 billion I would put it in a blender, drink it, puke it back up and piss on the slop
>>703959170
>stomp puppy to death
>use 18 billion to make worlds largest puppy rescue habitat
>save thousands upon thousands of dogs
seems pretty obvious what the answer is
>>703959170
Will do it for a lot less.
fuck man I'd do it for a million bucks
>>703959170
Do I get extra if I stomp the ever loving shit out of the puppy?
Puppies are cute, but 18bil can buy me a metric fuck tonne of cute.
>>703974741
no. it only says you have to step on it.
>>703959170
Absolutely
>>703959170
obviously
id walk a mile on newborn babys
>>703959170
I'd burn an orphanage full of children down for that much.
>>703968475
That nigga cant make speeches at NATO meetings, I CAN with 18 billion. Nigga cant even wipe his own ass.
>>703959170
I love animals, but knowing that it's a puppy, and that it probably has even less knowledge of its surroundings than a newborn human, hell to the fucking yes, I would kill it. If you don't, then you're an idiot. 18 billion dollars could towards a lot, including building a dog shelter, where you save even more puppies (think about it rationally: kill 1 puppy to save potentially hundreds -- it's an easy decision).
>>703975800
You step on that tiny thing, it probably will die...
Yup
I'd step on it twice
Obviously. I hope everyone who said no is a vegan or you're a hypocritical faggot.
>>703959170
sure, hand over the money
>>703976367
>vegan or you're a hypocritical faggot
So vegan or vegan.
I'd do a fucking surfboard power slide for that amount
>>703976472
What are you trying to say?
Half now and half upon completion?
>>703959170
>>703976146
O shit I didnt see it was a Chihuahua puppy, motherfucker I would press his skull with both my hands its a literal fucking rat. Disgusting.
>>703976540
Vegans are hypocritical faggots, thought I made that clear
>>703959170
yup
>>703959170
Nigger, I'd step on a puppy for $18 dollars.
Yes, because I could use lots of that money to donate to animal shelters and save wildlife.
>>703959238
Based Frankku
>>703959238
I'd stamp on that thing and then invest the entire 18 billion on purpose built dog crushing boots, then I'd distribute them to people willing to crush dogs. I'd make them sign a contract to ensure they crush dogs with them.
>>703960159
You wouldn't step on a human for 18 billion dollars? I'd much rather step on a human than that puppy.
>>703959170
i fucking hate my life already, money ain't gonna make me happy.
>>703959238
/thread
>>703959170
18 billion dollars? I'll plow through the whole litter for that kind of money.
>>703976230
probably, you can step on any part on the puppy's body
>>703959170
I'll step on it then I'll donate 1 mil to helping dogs
>>703978323
More like invest 1 mil into helping people crush more dogs...for fun kek
I'd stomp it and fucking eat it.
>>703959170
i'd stomp that puppy for 1 million fam
>>703978642
>>703959170
i would stomp that little fucker every morning for the rest for my life for just 1 billion
Duh, of course I would.
>>703959170
Suspicious as fuck. Is it a part of the ritual to conjure some old gods on Earth? Nah, I'll pass then. Or are we dealing with a reclusive masochistic billionaire werepuppy?
It is exactly the fucking around what you should expect from any sane man.
I'd run over every fucking animal I can get my hands on with a lawnmower for $20
>>703959170
Thats a tough call. I should clarify that I think its stupid not to. But ultimately I don't think I would step on the puppy, but its hard to predict how I would act without being in that situation. Now thats just assuming I have to full on step on this puppy, likely killing it.
Unless I could just like step on its tail or something and it just gets pissed. Then fuck it. I would step on its tail and then throw all the money it needs for future vet bills if I felt guilty about it.
>kill one puppy
>get $18,000,000,000
>give $1,000,000,000 to charity
>save millions of starving afrcian children
>now i am a fucking saint
>with $17,000,000,000 to spare
>and all that happened was 1 puppy died
no
id kill the person who does step on a puppy for free though
>>703980598
>save millions of starving afrcian children
Implying millions of african children are worth 1 puppys life.
nigger lover have fun saving aids monkeys
>Be me
>Crush puppy then invest the 18 billion into Treblinka Extermination Camp 2
>Instead of burning Jews, however, I erect purpose built puppy-crushing machines
>They crush pups with the greatest efficiency.
>I literally become known as Hitler among dogs. >They cower in my presence as Dr. Josef Mengele's kid, who is also a doctor (probably), helps to select which puppies get crushed immediately and which ones get put to work.
>18 billion well spent
