Hey /b/. My birthday is in 4 days and I have no pans. Suggestions?
How old are you? what can you legally do?
>>703955462
Kill yourself
>>703955462
invite friends over and snort cocaine
I would suggest asking for stainless steel or perhaps cast iron. Non-stick pans often lose their coating over time and you end up ingesting non-stick DuPont coating.
>pans
You can buy pans at Walmart for $20 I think there is like 5 in the box
I'd recommend MasterClad brand pans. They're pretty durable, non-stick, and stainless.
>>703955742
Good pots and pans, as well as a good knife set (none of that costco shit) takes you a long way.
>>703955462
Fuck a random stranger, also post pussy
>>703955462
Show us your asshole
>>703955462
I think you should rate my cock.
>>703955462
I'm sure you have enough money to afford just one pan. I bet its really difficult to cook certain things. I suggest you get one soon.
>>703955462
Put shampoo in your vagina
>>703956013
>hair
Kill yourself you ugly permavirgin.
>>703955585
I'll be turning 20 years old.
>>703955717
Extremely tempting.
>>703955754
Ya see, I just got a replacement phone and the fucking key board is too small. Oops. Plans*
>>703955462
my birthday is in 3 days so fuck off slut
>>703956144
>>703956161
im also turning 20
>>703955462
Costco has good pans. I had a really nice one from there, it was huge. I think my friends wife stole it that bitch.
>>703956110
>not being natural
>implying your body in its natural state is inferior
>implyingI should change myself for others
Shoot up heroin in the bathtub at your friends house while they take a shit in the same bathroom while you inject. It worked for Jesus so it should work for you.
>>703956093
That would throw off my ph balance!
>>703956161
Happy early birthday friend
>>703956222
Wow we are so old
>>703956302
Hair is gross
>>703956144
Can we see your pussy? I bet it's beautiful
I just turned 20 too. Rock on, femanon,
>>703956144
Shit well if you live in the US you obvs cant go out and party. So i would so get an apartment away somewhere or at a friends and buy alcohol and get drunk and all crash there. Nice tits btw :P
>>703955462
if you're looking for plans then i would suggest you come back here on your birthday and show us your body
Show us that pooseeeeey biiiitch
>>703956407
why don't we spend our birthdays together and let me rape you.
>>703956407
Wow jess, you really are a whore , its over don't even think about coming over tomorrow
>>703955462
How open to suggestions are you?
>>703956411
Ditto, I wanna jerk it to that snatch!
buy yiurself some wine, lock yourself in a room and just masturbate for 24 hours, share the experience.
>>703955462
you should totally fuck one of your friends
asshole please . it would mean the world
>>703956594
Please further develop anon, i'm sure we can settle something
>>703955462
Ask for pans from your friends.
You should let me lick your pussy...
>>703956659
Rollin for this
>>703956434
Did you just assume my gender? Triggered.
>>703956458
All of my friends are busy Sunday and I have to work on Monday, so no drinking or friends
>>703956594
If only my name was Jess
>>703956659
Gonna try to convince my ex that i deserve some rough sex on my birthday but he is mad so it may be hard to
>>703956539
Bc that's illegal
>>703956685
Are you calling me names?
>>703956694
She isn't even worth it. I hope she gets fucking aids, filthy who're.
>>703956916
What is it, Roseanne? Fucking cow.
>>703955462
Where are you from OP?
10/10 tits btw
>>703955462
Any tattoos? Girls who have tats are fucking delicious.
>>703956929
oh come on, don't be such a faggot, tell us more about her and we take care of the rest, otherwise i'm calling bs on your shitty rant
c´mon you hot filthy slut pls bend over and show us your holes, youmaking me crazy slutty anon,
>>703955462
Get on cam
>femanon
> cams
> com
ITT: Best baits by anons feat autism
>>703957323
this
If i roll dubs you got to sharpie in pooper anon
https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=pans
there you go op
/thread
>>703957054
Nope! Maybe if you can guess my name I'll put my buttplug in
>>703957100
Up north
>>703956929
Poor Jess
>>703957134
Nope. Maybe soon? Thinking about nipple piercings soon.
>>703957391
How do you feel without dubs
>>703957323
PD is a cuck
>>703956916
why ask your ex? find someone better!
less drama
>>703957648
Up north? As in UK? USA? Location determines a lot for your age.
>>703957323
This is the best option OP
>>703957648
good thinking on the piercings your boobs will look super cute
>>703957648
Very sad anon, i would really love to see your holes with a sharpie on your asshole
Get out whore.
>>703957323
Fuck Yeah! I'm waiting
You're a literal dime. Why are you on this board?
>>703957648
You cheated on your ex, didn't you?
>>703957648
>up north
Wisconsin?
>>703957648
I want to slide my cock inside that ass
Why are you on 4chan femanon?
>>703957648
I think we should fuck
>>703955462
>no pans
I know the perfect gift for you.
>>703957648
Brianne?
also, it may be lewd, but get a splorch and an few egg molds. when you get drunk with friends, use it to have jello shots. bonus for doing it post ailen series or using it to butt chug
Go to the gym, you slob.
Aye, come fap it out on cam
>femanon
> cams
> com
You are a stupid fucking whore i hate fuck you to death.
>>703956916
I want to be reincarnated as a parasite so I can live inside you
>femanon
>cams
>com
>>703955462
buy a cake, you probably can't bake if you don't have any pans
>>703957323
pre birthday fap
Tits or gtfo
>>703957756
Because his dick is perfect and I'm sad
>>703957761
USA
>>703957788
So I've been told. Here's hoping, they're going to be expensive.
>>703957982
Heavens no. Invaded privacy too often.
>>703957973
Attention.
>>703957984
Closeish
>>703958068
I need to
>>703958131
If I could be fucked to death id love for that to happen
>>703958090
this
>>703958203
youre a fucking idiot.
>>703955462
>>703958251
breast pumps and a strapon vibrator.
as another anon says, as crazy orgasm is nothing to be trifled with, especially if drunk
>not responsible if lactation fetish develops like it did with me
>>703958251
Nikki, is that you?
>>703958251
still have not seen valid proof this you're not a trap
>>703958251
You fuck guys? I knew OP was a faggot
i am in love with your hot big areolas omg !
show us ur buttplag!
>>703958251
Getting fucked by your ex will only make you feel worse about yourself, regardless of how good they may fuck. Trust me on that. Have you not got a close friend you could turn to for sexual favours?
>>703958251
>closeish
DTF? my stats
6'5, 270ish lbs, brown hair, hazel eyes, 6.5inch dick
Average build
Close to Wisconsin? If you live in Michigan we're meeting up and fucking
>>703958618
you thirsty fuck
>>703958749
Bless the Midwest.
>>703958251
Oh btw, your names Autumn
>>703958618
I'm this guy
>femanon
Post penis
>>703958390
Can one lactate when not pregnant?
>>703958450
Nah fam
>>703958512
I can't believe how awfully penis hungry, I, as a girl, am
>>703958608
I can turn from love to lust pretty easily. I'd even go over for 10 minutes just to get it. He's just perf
>>703958618
You sound like my friend who lives in Wisconsin
>>703958836
Nope
>>703958749
Lol are we?
>>703958608
Yeah I'm pretty sure she doesn't care man, you can't feel guilty about your actions when you're both using each other.
>>703957648
I wanna fuck you doggystyle so hard balls deep, fuck your ass is amazing. I would cum as deep in you as I can
>>703958965
Bitch
Post penis
>>703958836
According to my Photographic Height/Weight Chart, your body looks something like this, anon.
Good bitch since we both celebrate the same day put a sharpie pen or something in you ass
is this a dick in a box thread
>>703958965
I want you to sit on my face so bad
>>703958965
You from MN? Land of milk and honey
>>703958965
yupper
look up ANR and induced lactatiion.
you can do hormones and fenugreek, or be like me and simply do it waaaay too much. Sometimes it can be annoying but breakfast can be funny if you are in a playful relationship.
beware though, your boobies wil get biggger/nipples get mommy like
Full body shot?
Wait do you actually live in Michigan?
>>703957054
LMAO
>>703958965
Really? What does his first name start with? I'll shit myself if I know you.
big boobs doesn't count of a fat body
/thread
>>703955462
Aren't you same stupid slut from yesterday that said you were going to kill yourself because your boyfriend broke up with you because you deleted his dating app?
>>703959415
I second this
God damn it Cindy give us sharpie in pooper
>>703955742
Cast iron is god-tier cookware
>>703957648
Put the buttplug in, Sarah
>>703958965
What looks better to you circumcised or uncircumcised
full frontal op, youre sexy as fuck amber
>>703959133
You're gay and autistic
>>703959415
That is true anon.
>>703955462
Get out there and buy some pans so you can cook me dinner.
>>703959555
Cast-iron is good, but for searing meat (and then using the fond for sauce), stainless steel is fuckin dope.
>>703958965
Rachael. Give us a hint.
>>703958251
You have nice boobs though ill give you that would love to suck those also time stamp or gtfo.
>>703958251
am i attractive to u ? ill be 21 soon
>>703958965
OP they're an ex for a reason. You shouldn't give in to sexual urges just because of them. You're quite a pretty young lady and you could clearly aim for better than most people (including those on /b/). Go out to a bar or something, find a good guy and get your pussy pounded like the slut that you are. Just don't crawl back to your ex. It makes you feel weak.
>>703959670
She's pretty fat, let's hope she's the southern fat that could cook.
>>703959810
Nice pouty eyes. Fag.
>>703959133
I bought those same socks man
>>703959555
Trips don't lie
>>703959488
shit you're right, same person
you got over that suicide pretty quickly OP
>>703956916
Ughhhhhh
Suggestion for you birthday, lose weight
If you are at so cal, you are being fucked by me op
>>703959810
Maybe if you could spell like a soon-to-be 21 year old.
>>703958146
I just read this gross
>>703959104
True shit
>>703959133
This picture was in another bread
>>703959148
I gotta work my way up to the pussy proof. Intimate experience anon
>>703959216
Happy almost birthday
>>703959309
My nipples are already huge. Probs not for me
>>703959351
Idk
>>703959403
N
>>703959231
I suffocate people and break their necks
>>703959415
Big boobs are not natural without other features matching
>>703959488
Yes. I ended up sleeping until 3pm and woke up a new person
>>703959602
I've never seen uncircumcised in person
>>703959550
Cindy is an ugly name
>>703959818
It'll make me feel sexually satisfied so it's worth
>>703959761
If only you could spell
>>703959879
he has pouty eye's?
>>703958251
Holy flab tits. Get the harpoons, I see some blubber!
>>703959810
You from russia?
>>703959738
Never underestimate the value if a good ceramic coated Dutch oven, either. I made a bitchin pot roast last week in mine.
>>703960036
>N
Not him, mine starts with Q
>>703960036
im jerking for you right now
>>703959927
What do you think of my dick?
>>703959133
>>703955462
Oh my god, you're so beautiful that I can hardly believe it. I'm being totally honest. I hope it doesn't sound creepy that I've been staring at this picture for something around half an hour, poring over every beautiful idiosyncrasy of your body and your sweet skin... Take my word for it that if it wasn't obscenely and blatantly invasive, I would be gushing verbally over every tiny characteristic of your body, the wonderful look of your skin and how it lend to the vision of you represented in his picture, the background and how it not only contrasts your passionate use of grays, but shows the contrast between two different eras, adding to the theme of sexual freedom present, probably inadvertently, in several parts of the picture, how the relatively poor resolution makes you seem simultaneously distant and dream-like, yet relatable and still very wonderfully normal and grounded... etc. etc. etc. I'd love to go on, but I fear that it may seem too... creepy stalker-ish, especially in a public place such as this. The thing I like most is how your wholesome and powerful sense of humanity is omnipresent and very defiant against conservative views about the expression of sexuality. It doesn't seem slutty at all, simply like another facet of your existence that you are expressing like many others you have shown through /b/. It and you laugh at the stereotype that girls who show their bodies are sluts, and it shows in your ironic facial expression. You are incredibly sexy in the way that your sexuality is portrayed as simply being another part of the complexity of your being, and that you mean much more than that. hope I can go on another date with you sometime soon!
Write me whenever you feel it to [email protected] i will be waiting for you no matter how long it takes
>>703960054
Look at that stupid expression on his face.
>>703960036
>N
hey nevaeh
>>703960036
Would you let me cum inside you?
>>703960036
>I suffocate people and break their necks
I've had chubby girls ride my face before. Its a lot of fun
Put a sharpie in you ass.
>>703960036
Lol you want to hero and then post your pimply nips on 4chan. Who wants to bet that you'll still feel dead inside after this?
>>703960036
>nipples already huge
give it a shot dearie, if they are huge already, they do not grow. you can cum from just playing with them
>>703960036
Hello, Rachel.
>>703955462
Hey ;) What brings a beautiful woman like yourself to b? Don't mind all the assholes on here, they just don't know how to treat a lady. I for one will respect you. xD
But my, you are gorgeous. We should talk somewhere else! If you're interested, add my skype
mikethehedgehog17
we can get to know each other and maybe sext? ;D
>>703960036
Nicole, I'd like to ride you hard
Natalie?
>>703960036
who is taking the pic ?
>>703960036
I want to punch your uterus.
>>703959810
>>703960282
thats a baby dick you cock worshipping faggot
Rolling for butt plug and/or dildo in mouth
>>703960130
I'm debating whether or not to buy a large Dutch oven or some kind of roasting pan/braiser. I definitely can't get both on my budget right now. And I need something that I can use both in my oven and on a stove top. Not all of either will do both.
nigger?
Natalie, come to daddy.
>>703960036
You fuck black dudes?
>>703960340
low quality b&
hey babe, you're cute a.f. in a non-creepy kind of way haha. I consider myself a bit of a gentleman and id like to take you out on a nice date.
>>703960340
>>703960036
Nina you better put the buttplug in, fatass. Let's see it
>>703960351
How would you, a male, ride a woman
>>703960340
>mikethehedgehog17
>>703960494
rolling for this
>>703960489
You're not OP so I don't care jealous cuntswitch
>>703960540
classy
>>703960540
kek'd
>>703960566
Winrar!!!
>>703960625
>rolling for nigger?
kek
>>703955462
U got great boobs!
If you don't wanna hook up with UR ex:
-Come to /b
-Post live shots
-see anons jerk to your pics
>>703960036
>image
your ass is so nice... please full rear standing?
Due to pan typo I vote OP puts a pan handle in her asshole and takes pic for us!
>>703960036
Natasha
>>703960216
Lol naruto
>>703960318
I always feel dead inside. 4chan won't change that. Btw the bumps feed children
>>703960331
Maybe one day!
>>703960335
Aaayyee lmao. Buttplug it is
>>703960440
My phone timer
>>703960529
Idk I haven't before
Btw my name has been called it wasn't with an N thought anon was asking a different question
>>703958965
>I can't believe how awfully penis hungry, I, as a girl, am
Yes, that is natural dialogue. That is exactly how women talk. I, as a woman, would know.
>>703960216
beautiful words
thats how a girl should be treated
congratulation you are the only real man in here
>>703960036
Are you a great big fat person?
>>703960036
I like you. You came onto a website seeking attention from an anonymous group of people that you knew would give you attention (either negative or positive). Its the reason you keep taking pictures in the same positions or at least posting ones that you've already taken knowing that if you posted everything the thread would be dead and so would be the only form of attention you're receiving right now.
You're smart anon
But someone with you're type of body shouldn't need to be posting here for the attention you seek.
tl;dr nice tits and ass mang
>>703960036
Rolling for you to eat your shit. Would hopefully teach you to not eat so goddamn much. Fucking whales are everywhere the days. Either hero or lose some fucking weight.
>>703960036
Sole pics please my dear...
>>703960807
lel its transparent wut if you lose it in ur pooper
>>703960762
Definitely shooting for a win on this one.
>>703960807
Ratchel
>>703960807
you are a self conscious fat ugly bitch, go away nobody cares about your shits
>>703960807
Say Rachel, you ever get an injector dildo?
got one of those for my GF and she loved it
yo take a sexy pic with yo timbs on ill cum in a second
>>703956916
Holy shit, diamonds from that pic. Show ass without panties?
>>703960491
I highly recommend the Lodge 6 qt ceramic coated dutch oven. $60 on amazon. I make soups, roasts, short ribs, chili, deep fry, it does everything.
>>703961040
Fat people are worse than cancer
>>703960807
Small/avg/ or big? Your opinion?
>>703961057
Thank you, the guy who posted the Red Copper Pan also got her name right. You're welcome.
>>703955462
Last night you wanted to kill yourself due to a boy, or "them/they" as you said.
What gives with needing the attention so bad?
Wow you are fine ! Please post a pic of you pissing for us okeeeeeaae . I will totally Diamonds if that happens , you are hot and seem cool as well
>>703960849
Medium
>>703960957
It's got a stopper silly
>>703961015
Who are you, my ex?
>>703960856
Tldr thanks tho
>>703961281
Avg. looks like mah doods
>>703961214
Usable on the stove top?
>>703961439
I wanna see that ass doggystyle
>>703961439
and whayt if it doesnt stop. like the pain.
>>703961439
Pussy looks tight. Still voting for a pan in the poop canal.
>>703961439
Get on cam yo
>>703961439
>medium
Kek
Ahahaha what a total wanker ,you sad fucker that was pure cringe I may save that for a cringe thread
Stop being stupid Dana.
>>703960036
Different person.
>still here craving the attention a limp dick doesn't give you.
>>703959999
Quads!!
For real tho, rate my dick, I need an opinion
>>703961439
Would you let me fuck you doggystyle and cum inside you?
>>703961439
bout time
lurkin, you whorebag
>>703958965
>fam
kys
>>703961439
>who are you, my ex?
Babe if I had a woman like you, you would be my ex. Nope I'm the guy who asked you what your friends name started with.
Now a pic like that mid shit though
>>703961745
>too many cock posts
Would u let me fuck u
>>703961678
This. OP get some friends, honestly. Also hit the gym, you're too young to be fat.
>>703961439
Do you play any vidya anon?
>>703961483
Not sure if it's good for electric but I have a gas stovetop. Can do everything I throw at it and cleans up easy.
>>703961439
Post your soles...
Or I will find and rape you until you die of a heart attack brought on by too many/too intense orgasms.
Thank you.
>>703956144
>lol yung & bord
>i want to die loljk
>NOT MY FAULT MY PHONE DID IT
being a stereotype is easy when you're a female.
>>703961439
Do you cheat on your boyfriend with your ex? Did I interpret that correctly
>>703961802
>>703961741
>>703961734
>>703961281
>>703960645
>>703960282
The autism is real
>>703961948
Topkek. Rolling for you to hero
>>703961439
I like the look of that chicken breast, bet it'd fry up right pretty.
whats your snap?
okay now post a pic of yo face, sad im the only non degenerate
>>703961849
if you're going to be fat, might as well do it at 20. It's only possible to be attractive and fat up until about ~24, after that it's a fucking mess
>>703961885
Unfortunately all I have is an electric coil stove top :(
>>703961390
I'm an attention whore
>>703961625
The angle is misleading and they are hard. Medium.
>>703961762
Ok
>>703961741
No
>>703961678
I love it
>>703961734
Shave/10
>>703961860
Tons. Buy me video games
>>703961948
Not even bored tho or young I'm 63
>>703961969
No. I did however cheat on my ex ex with my ex
It's bed time friends
Thanks for your pan suggestions
>>703961439
post a pic sniffing your panties
>>703960082
Roo soon?
>>703962244
Face/full frontal?
You sad cunt,totally clueless ain't ya?, honestly how many girls have you fucked and no lying?
>>703956144
your nipples are fucked
>>703962244
Whats your steam? :^)
>>703955462
go buy a couple pans you dumb shit? that cake aint gonna bake itself slut
>>703962244
whats your kik?
>>703961741
are you actually a midget
MAN THE HARPOONS, I'VE SPOTTED A LAND WHALE
>>703962244
You should try tying yourself up
>>703962214
Perfect time to be fat is never. Stretch marks and cellulite is a thing. If you're a girl, might as well get fat at 45+, you'll already be ugly to the majority of men anyway.
>>703962244
Check em, would you let me fuck you doggystyle if I didn't cum inside you?
face dawg come on
>>703962244
op i'll buy u shit i'm a richfag kik me zephyrxyz
OP is a crazy weeabo. Fucks a boy who doesn't care for her, but has feelings for him. Posts nudes and threatens suicide.
I still appreciate the show, but this one is on the actual crazy side.
Still, good luck OP. I hope you get your shit straight and ACTUAL happiness comes to you. After yesterday's rants, you need some real help. We'd love to see you again after though.
>>703955462
show feet soles
>>703962497
Virgin detected
>>703962497
nigga shut the fuck up jesus christ
>>703962404
Runarius
>>703962476
5'9
>>703962244
Finish off the night with a full body frontal and have a wonderful birthday night?
>>703962391
Mmmm pimpled nips
>>703962497
Pure autism OP you better fucking be nice to this poor bastard.
>>703962497
Just end your fucking life. Just do it.
>>703956916
....too fat
>>703962497
weren't you just rating my cock you faggot
>>703962231
Lodge's website says safe for electric stoves anon
>>703962601
Ooh! Can you sit on your feet and show ass pussy and feet and you looking back at camera! ??? Yeah!!
>>703962601
What this guy said except not nearly as retarded as he said it
>>703962601
I second this.
>>703955462
You can use skillets instead.
404 incoming m80's
>>703962244
What's next OP? I'd say a litten birthday candle in pooper or vag would work.
>>703962601
No pls show hand soles
>>703962244
Rolling for face shot.
Wanna hang out on your birthday??.
>>703962860
Rawl. Lit end first
roll 4 face shot
>>703962244
At least you're honest. I love attention whores. You can degrade and humiliate them sexually and they just want more because it's still more than what they normally get.
OP wants a big mac
Weird, OP looks like this chick I dated for a month who was a huge attention whore.
Left me for a day time alcoholic. Ah, good times man.
Please piss for us before you go bed pleeeeease I will totally blow my load over that
>>703962999
wasted trips fuck
>>703955462
Quit being cheap and buy some damn pans, they're not that expensive.
>>703962999
Lit candle in pooper. Trips demands it.
>>703961439
Anon, he's not your dude anymore.
>>703962860
Roll
>>703955717
Also, live stream. Otherwise what's the point amirite?
>>703956916
flab
tramp stamp
>>703957648
rumpzits
pooperpimples
hogwarts
lower backne
>>703958251
wtf am i looking at?
>>703958965
no tramp stamp, my bad
I applaud your normal hair color, lady. that shit's rare
consider improving your wiping technique
>>703959927
'High above the muffin top, titties shaped like clouds'
>>703960036
no really, please google how to wipe
>>703960807
weirdest rubber nipple ever
>>703961439
I've got nothing. That's like the face-hugger autopsy in Aliens, except yours doesn't bleed acid and has probably been wrapped around more than one person.
>>703963100
Dubs demand as well!
>>703955718
This.
>>703963055
Shit man that sounds good rn tbh. Not op btw
>>703962733
I'm direct and don't want to see tops which most people do or don't specify
>>703960849
You talk like Schmitt and I love it!
>>703955462
well you won't be making any eggs... that's for damn sure... Though I guess you could use a pot...
>>703962244
Rolling for face shot
>>703956617
That question really isn't necessary. Look at where she's posting.
Guys......take a hike. This girl obviously wants a real man(pic related.....me)
>>703963377
Dub dubs demand. Post face.
>>703961439
Thought you where my ex until I saw this. Her lips are hella fucking long.
>>703963450
>20yrs ago
>>703963377
Dubs demands
>>703957648
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGG
>>703963377
Dubs demand. Who bets she has acne?
>>703963589
4 years ago
>>703962497
What kind of beta bitch wears a condom?
>>703955462
buy a pan
>>703963599
Literal fat ass. And not the good kind
>>703963450
you look even more autistic than idubzz and leafy
previous photo of OP from previous bread
>>703963713
Her fucking nips do
Another previous OP photo.
>>703963901
Mooo lol
>>703963901
She looks cute
>>703963901
that was a while ago
