Let's get some non-porn webms
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Let's get some non-porn webms
>>703953277
>>703953277
At least they're trying.
>>703953277
Just because this is not porn doesn't mean I can't still jerk off to it, right?
>>703953764
can i watch? unless your dick is small, then n/m
>>703953632
What movie was this?
>>703953700
Lol no if they really wanted to lose weight they'd eat better. Running at that size is retarded and well fuck up their joints. Just walk and eat healthy
>>703954042
fair point.
>>703953871
>>703953632
Seconded. This looks interesting.
>>703953871
It was from a BBC mini-series called Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell
>>703953842
Holy shit
>>703954161
I can't give you credit for this unless you cite your sources.
>>703954042
They're just walking actually, so the first anon was right. You know what fucks up your joints? Being a fat sedentary piece of shit.
>>703954480
Putin's face
>>703954271
I loved that book. I highly recommend it. It's about british magicians in the Napoleonic era, so it's sorta gay, but the story is really cool overall.
>>703954642
>sauce
no can do pallyboy. Found it a hour ago on this very board.
>>703954480
Putin is the shit
>>703954752
My point is that it literally makes no difference at that size to go to the gym. If their body requires vast amounts of energy to remain at that size then all they need to do is change diet and weight will drop immediately
>>703953700
Took me a minute to realize what was going on.
>>703954135
OP said non-porn, dumbass
>>703953842
These dudes are fucking sick with helicopters. I always wanted to fly one. Met a couple helo pilots in the usaf and they were always the chillest people to fly with.
>>703954642
you happen to be in luck, I literally fapped to this video this morning
xvideos /video22000315/lily_rader_and_chloe_couture
>>703953277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY
>>703954990
why?
>>703953986
>tfw when you could never date Monroe because your family and friends would think you're a pedo
>>703955110
>>703955430
Food.
>>703955461
the sad truth. BUT, she got breast implants, and looks more "grown" now, even if she's 27.
>>703954581
Never thought her face was that great, but god damn, what a body.
>>703954042
He's right. At that weight, I'd say they'd be able to go for a max of about 5 minutes or less before their legs start feeling like they're about to collapse.
>>703955206
>>703954694
got more Bailey webms?
>>703955596
Ah shiiiiet, I remember watching this episode of skins ages ago
>>703953986
she is such a boring mongoloid
overactor too
>>703954135
What species of insect is this? Genuinely interested.
>>703955636
With short hair, she's a dime. Kind of a boyish face, but that's her charm I think.
hello i am new here 4chan user :
>>703955696
only ones with sound.
"16? What do you mean you're only 18?"
>>703953986
MOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!
>>703955430
Meat rabbit
>>703955461
>tfw I'd do it anyway
>>703955753
kek'd at the filename. I mean it's a sad accident but god damn
>>703955461
>tfw the real reason you could never date Monroe is because you're a greasy basement creature
>>703955899
source
>>703955588
>>703956075
I mean, why killed in that way
>>703954480
thats why putin is better than obama
>>703954135
That made me hafta poop ...
>>703955795
that doesn't mean you wouldn't fuck her.
>gotta start naming my webms.
>>703954990
>>703956202
Cheaper than bullets, quicker than strangling, and doesn't ruin the meat.
>>703953277
>stray demon meetup.tiff
>>703956202
white trash?
>>703956191
penny pax the sleepover
>>703955206
>>703954694
Been looking for this one Bailey Video where she's like tied in a shower and some guy is just messing with her with a waterbottle and shit. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
>>703953277
Healthy at any size my ass
>>703954271
>>703953632
really awesome miniseries to get stoned to
>>703955827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQlhGT2VMOQ
>>703956595
you try Bing?
>>703956445
I like her butt. Please post more.
>>703956350
>Doesn't know how to choke
lol, you can see on her face that she's like, "Come on, dude..."
>>703955951
Die
>>703956838
last one that's silent.
>>703956445
overacting skank....wrong chromosome count
>>703954581
itsatrap.
>>703957003
Though I was referring to the actual glutes, I do appreciate this too.
>>703956899
>doesn't know how to choke
>slut damn near blackouts
Sure.
>my last Monroe.
>>703953842
I came
>>703956798
source?
>>703957304
She should stick to being cute.
She can't pull off sexy.
>>703957304
Last one before I go DUDE WEED LMAO outside.
happy fapping.
>show me your dicks. big, hard, yummy dicks.
>>703954480
I remember this, it was such a great book.
>>703957731
can't name the qt trap, but theres a watermark on the vid.
>1 more, really wanna get stoned
contribooty
>>703953277
ty op, i forget sometimes that there are people who are actually worse than I am
>>703953700
I am fucking pissed that I dont have a tranny gf yet
>>703959320
Dana VS his temptations
>>703955696
Is he died?
>>703959320
Rogen
>>703959267
Me too anon.
>>703956267
Fake
>>703959267
Why not just date a guy? Whats the difference?
>>703956021
>>703956021
summerfag
>>703956639
I saw that fight. Frye beat the holy fuck out of that dude.
>>703959720
Guys are hairy and do guy stuff.
Traps love to be treated like women, that's why they have become women.
inb4 huge slurping faggot
>>703954480
"sir you can't do that there's cameras"
>>703953700
oh god sauce pls
>>703960202
you know he's never going to get laid
>>703954042
Well a webm of them literally just not eating for a minute wouldn't really be worth anything would it? If they care enough to go to the gym why would you assume they're not also trying to eat less?
>>703954480
>>703954694
fuckin sick of bailey, man... ffs., there is way better looking faggots out there
>>703958952
That ufo
>>703955696
just like metroid...
>more HUD taking up the screen means more fun, right?
>>703953632
I love this show its called Dr strange and Mr norrell you can watch it on Netflix
>>703960801
holy shit wheres the original youtube version
>>703960801
oh my god
>>703958808
frigg'n brilliant
>>703960437
>Snapping her fingers like she's at a fucking poetry slam
This angers me to no end.
>>703961716
>>703955753
Uh... there's two people in there. I wonder how that conversation went.
>>703960437
fucking she-cunt is clicking
>>703959320
damn that ring girl wants to lick the shit straight out of ronda's butthole
>>703954480
Like a fucking boss.
>>703961228
looks very challenging
>>703953277
those are some fucking ankles of iron
>>703961369
cool. wtf is this from?
>>703953986
a cheap girl, for cheap headphones...
>>703953277
it's cool that we have taught whales to run
>>703953842
My boner is so impressed right now. Thanks a non.
>>703962552
legit lol'ed
>>703962293
filename
>>703959822
As an American, I can confirm that this is a daily sight.
>>703961804
>>703962552
fucking meatheads
>>703953986
She is so freaking hot. That smile.
>>703953700
>>703959474
that's joe rogan........................
>>703958952
>>703956639
Frye is a fucking titan
>>703954135
wow
>>703963017
THIS IS THE SHIT
>>703962027
I just saw that. I'm completely enraged by it.
>>703960437
i really dont think i can continue to watch game of thrones after seeing this. it's permanantly tainted now.
>>703962027
>clicking
>>703956445
Smoking hot Russian.
>>703960202
She reminds me of that psycho girl from Walking Dead that kills her younger sister.
>>703957136
Are you gay??
>>703956350
Sauce?
>>703963322
das bretti gud
not a single marvel movie had a villain that could do something like that lul
>>703958614
Sause?
>>703960970
That's hilarious lol
>>703961804
>ZERO
>ZERO
>ZERO
>And you owe us $300 for the bar.
>>703960437
im so in love with the girl in the middle.. she llooks like a lesbian.. but its ok
>>703953277
I am mildly overweight after like 2 years of being pretty idle besides work and shit,
How the fuck do people get to this size?
I mean honestly, I do not watch what I eat at all. I fucking live off of energy drinks like its my lifeblood and my work involves maybe 2 hours of manual labour a day and besides that i sit in a desk chair all day until i go to bed. What the fuck are they doing to end up that big?
How do they even fucking live? I get short of breath sometimes and it fucking scares me since I know my weights doing it. How do you get to that size and keep going "ah nothing to worry about"
>>703963022
>i'm fucking dying here
>>703956657
is there anymore to this?
>>703956657
underrated post of the year.
>>703956021
moods? Don't you mean MMODDDSS?!?!
Seriously, what the fuck is with retards who don't know how to use vowels.
>>703962810
Dat shit eating grin
>>703953632
Does anyone know somewhere I can watch this?
It is only available in the US on netflix. And none of my VPNs work with it anymore.
>>703961804
Not to mention what the fuck is the one spotter going to do if if fails? If he crumbles forward he'll do absolutely nothing, and if he spills the bar backwards he's in for a world of hurt.
>>703962422
She's a fucking goddess.
>>703964389
fucking STORY?
>>703962570
Love it.
>>703964599
Then move to America and be sure to vote for Trump to make the place great again, k.
>>703964389
Wait. Is that really Demi Moore and is that really her son? Conflicting feelings...
>>703961804
I know for a fact, no good came from that
>>703956704
yes.i was in bed high on heroin and weed when i decided to check ex girlfriends netflix and found this a couple weeks ago. ended up watching the whole series that day. so badly want more. first half was a lot better than second half tho.
>>703955430
For food, and despite it tweaking a bit that things fucking dead dude. Instantly. Pretty humane way to kill the thing compared to others.
>>703953700
damn his dick is so big that she has to jerk him off with him coming from behind
>>703964337
such a gem of a movie.
>>703964132
I know man.
Like the one woman who cant even take a step up on the the fucking treadmill, jesus.
However they are trying to improve but it should of never got to that point.
>>703954811
Seriously. It's perfect.
>>703963494
more
>must know if penis
>>703954480
NO MR PRESIDENT, DON'T DO THE GRABBY HAN-. GODDAMNIT, VLADIMIR.
>>703955110
Yeah, you can't see it a first. Looks ridiculous either way, though.
>>703964389
source please! fucking hot!!
>>703964132
You're on your way, you fat faggot. I'd just say it's Uhmurka. It's in their genes probably. Also, your shit choices are going to catch up to you one day.
>>703962293
appleseed alpha
pretty fucking good actually. The animation on the cyborgs in it is fucking insane but the people look like shit
>>703954872
Goddamnit.
>>703960016
Badass
>>703965486
what is the sauce i need to play this gaem immediately
>>703960016
Dude doesn't give a fuck
>>703965486
where do i download this game
>>703960437
This is what New York has turned into. I fucking rage daily.
>>703954990
This bitch needs stripping, caging and transporting into the woods where upon she is released and given a 10 minute head-start before 5 hunters hunt her down, non-fatally wound her and skin her alive.
Step it up, animal rights activists.
>>703960437
sauce?
>>703955468
Explain
>>703953700
Sauce or moar
>>703955430
food you fucken fag
>>703965739
You're a moron.
Rabbits are raised as food by people such as this woman, just like farmers around the world raise chickens and fish and cows and pigs and everything else. Are you dense? She's showing a humane way of cheaply killing the critter.
Fag.
>>703961804
perfect squats
>>703965793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BQ29FNQfXo
>>703956419
Do'hohohooho, Terrific
>>703965739
How would you kill it? Her method seems pretty humane to me.
>>703956785
made me lol so hard
>>703956639
Anyone have tips on how to get out of the pin at the end? It's a shitty position but there has to be a way.
>>703962810
But the question be why fuck even filming little yellow Hummer in a sidewalk busy of people?
>>703960667
>be land whale
>decide its time to make a change
>go to gym for 10 minutes
>lets do this
>start running on the treadmill
>going slower than a pregnant sea turtle
>feel the burn
>finish up after nearly having a heart attack after 2 minutes
>go home and plop on the couch
>wew, i earned a snack
>waddle to the fridge and pull out left over KFC bucket of chicken
>eat the whole thing by myself
>better wash it down with a 2 Liter of diet coke
>wake up the next day
>yesterday's workout was tough. Better give myself a break!
>dont go to the gym for the next 5 days
>notice weight is still not going down
>decide its time to make a change
>>703966123
Murdering animals is immoral and wrong regardless of your reasons.
>>703958614
What's wrong with rei
The common compassion with her is that she is "submissive" while asuka is bold and independent
But that's bullshit
Asuka is an extrovert while rei is an introvert
Extroverts crave interaction of others making them the less independent and more needy people while introverts are the ones that are truly independent.
An introvert doesn't need you, an introvert only will claim they like you if they actually like you, while an extrovert will claim to like someone much easier, no matter their tsundere outer shell
>>703966717
Complaint not compassion
Fucking Swype
>>703966568
Because it's a transformer. Read the filename
>>703965421
>it is
>>703964132
I'm about 230lbs (though we don't use lbs) because I'm agoraphobic and don't leave my house at all. I eat takeaways once a week, sometimes twice and mostly survive on shit I can put in the oven and forget about like pizzas. I could exercise inside and eat less, but honestly I'm a fat lazy piece of shit.
>>703965739
Chill b. That is called cervical dislocation and is practiced as a quick and relatively painless way to kill such an animal. She ain't being mean.
>>703966699
as a vegiterain I want to agree with you, as a 4chaner I want to tell you ti kill your self.
>>703963847
>name
fuckin lost
>>703954581
Imagine being the camera man in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be the camera man and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking the camera man. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>703966790
Read? comrade be serial
>>703953277
>>703960239
>>703963306
>>703964222
Raid thread. It's happening!!!
>>703965739
she's probably going to eat it anon. clean kill sorta
>>703958117
https://m.hypeporn.com/en/video/10682/sasha-grey-teagan-presley-bree-olson-gianna
>>703961829
Where from?
>>703966708
must have sauce
>>703961837
Game¿
>>703966699
holy shit, CHECK'D
>>703967280
filename
>>703955696
This is why I don't fucking use the dog
>>703953277
>>703960239
>>703963306
>>703964222
Raid thread. It's happening!!!!
>>703966699
What about medical research to save the lives of baby Jesus.
>>703956657
really jesse slaughter??????
>>703967370
oh so that's why they're called fluffers
>>703953277
hope don't stop trying
>>703967579
Kirk moor newfriend
>>703967370
is this sexual?
>>703966928
What's it mean?
>>703963544
kek
>>703965180
convincing them not to shit out in a field by bringing honour into it.
Some people are a waste of time and effort
>>703967672
i just test drove one of those and it wasn't at all difficult to get out of. probably this fat fuck would struggle to get out of any car.
didn't really like it for other reasons though
>>703967997
triggered
>>703968152
It's a reference to a character in Corruption of Champions
>>703966519
that "pin" is called a full guard in BJJ. The way to get out of it is colloquially referred to as a hip escape. you use the upward force and momentum of your hips to throw the guy in top position off-balance, allowing you to roll to either side and escape. this can be prevented to a certain extent by an equally-trained practitioner, however.
>>703955596
If her age is on the clock, she's ready for the cock
dan the man
>>703967997
I want to have sex with mootykins, and I'm not even gay.
>>703953986
>big nipples small tits
>weird squirmy movements
>dumb facial expressions
>pig nose
>overacting like fuck
wtf do people like her for?
>>703961837
What is that?
>>703957142
Shipbreakers in India. They plow old ships up on the beach, cut em up, and sell the scrap.
>>703955461
i think you mean you could never date monroe because you're you
>>703956267
choreography
>>703953842
i can't even fly a helicopter in GTA:V for shit, this is very impressive
>>703955596
on of the better seasons of skins
>>703968688
this shit is the pro wrestling of daytime TV
>>703956657
is this the consequence we were warned of?
>>703963809
its from a miniseries called Fargo, loosely based off of the Coen Bros. film of the same name.
>>703963170
This the new blairwitch?
>>703956657
SOURCE
OR
MOAR!!!!!!
>>703956657
I have no idea whats happening here and I not sure if I want to know more or not...
>>703967249
movie, Cabin in the Woods
>>703961837
Just give him some water and food after midnight.
>>703954990
Put this dumb heartless bitch down by firing squad. The fucker torturing the rabbit
>>703954581
Apartment. For what? Honestly, you want to go with? You should see me after.
>>703956838
wow remindme a little bit of this guy
my grandpa was in his army
>>703966699
Immoral is subjective. A lot worse things happen to animals in the wild. You're so domesticated
>>703954480
Putin starts clapping looool
>>703964735
>>703964917
>>703965492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjl8pK7x24w
>>703964389
1982: The kid is 15 year old Philip Tanzini (it was his birthday party) a kid actor on TV soap opera General Hospital.
Demi Moore, who recently became a costar on the show, is 19 y/o and drunk af.
Vid w. sound:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGm1RcBeVFw
>>703965247
That is not what is happening there.
>>703969644
story?
>>703969912
guy behind counter is the other two people's son. he was depressed for a long time. the father and son were in an argument, and the father took out a a gun and put it in front of the son to belittle him, because he was probably tired of hearing his son talk about being depressed. he didn't actually figure he would do it though, hence the reaction at the end.
>>703960437
SHE'S CLICKING HER FUCKING FINGERS! PLEASE BURN THAT VIDEO.
>>703959474
Not Dana White retard.
>>703961804
That's like 850 lbs. Yes this was gay but I am still impressed the dude could even hold that weight.
>>703970269
Damn dude, father must feel like shit
>>703969912
Dude shot himself in the head, died.
>>703970269
lies
>>703957142
very cool
>>703968631
Because she looks younger than legal age, what else?
>>703969777
thanks so very much, kindly anon!!
>>703963233
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>703962297
but thats not godzilla?
>>703963098
hey look big zam
>>703970475
then you have the source material? this shit's been posted forever. and this was always the reasoning.
>>703956267
bee movie
>>703965627
Noaika i think
