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i fucked my sister
>>703944732
I think OP's that make Secrets threads are faggots
>>703944732
Wanna hear my secret anon?
>we have this stupid fucking thread every day
>>703944732
I turkey slapped my friends crush in front of him.
Then I came in her mouth about 3 times.
>>703945121
>>703945205
>excuse me what
I sucked a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole at a concert one time
So, basically I am friends with this girl, but not terribly good friends with, and one of her close friends is giving of bad vibes.
Some history.
Let's call the Girl, M, and the Guy, R.
>Begin class with them in Late January
>In said class, theres M, and R.
>They seemed to have met in that class, and rapidly became close friends.
>Something seems off about R. Don't know what though.
>Didn't really bother with them much
>Come April, I decide to ask M out
>Says, yes, but R forces way in.
>Asks her to to go somewhere with him, and started to get kinda pushy with it.
>She denies him 3 times before agreeing
>Later that day she seemed uncomfortable near R
>Nothing much, other than acting more cold towards me when he's near
>About a month later, I over hear that R has called M while having an emotional breakdown. (He's crying in the bathroom)
>Last day that I see them, R says bye to me specifically, without reason. While M is kinda ignoring me.
I don't know. Something just seems odd about R. I would not put it passed him to physically harm either of us.
>>703945443
I want to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole and use the log of shit out of andy sixxs ass hole as a dildo to fuck my pussy with and have the bacteria from the shit fertilize my egg cells and impregnate me with a retarded human shit baby and then I want to lick its retarded human shit baby ass crack and suck on its rock hard retarded human shit baby balls and fat fucking throbbing retarded human shit baby cock until it cant take it anymore and then shoots out a giant fucking load of retarded human shit baby cum all over my mouth and then i want to spit out thebretarded human shit baby cum out and then use it as lubricant to finger my ass hole with. God andy sixx is so fucking hot
>>703945549
How old are you?
>>703945864
Were all ~20. R may be a little older
>>703945934
Why are you getting involved with this petty romance drama at this age?
>>703945934
>>>703945864
>Were all ~20. R may be a little older
underage and predominantly retarded newfag
>>703946062
It's not really a romance drama, more so the guy just seems scummy in general, and I could see him loosing it at somepoint
>>703945533
No you didnt I did
>>703945443
You wish
Andy would never let someone except me suck a log of shit from his ass
>>703946333
>>>703945533
>No you didnt I did
yes he did, trips law.
>>703946310
It is, and you should stop doing it right now.
Thinking of moving to a different dept at work, not sure if its a good idea. I'm currently in the highest role in my dept and would move to a lesser role in a different dept but you supposedly get paid more and its a better dept and better management i just have to start at the beginning role again. And this role might not have promotions so i might end up in this role for another year. which isn't so bad, because with the experience i have gathered i should be looking for another job anyway. my base from what i expect is 80k, i dont want to have a company say they'll go less than 77500
>>703944732
My ex got pregnant. SHe knew I don't want children. Ever. Period.
We had an agreement. Abortion or adoption.
She thought I had loads of money and tried to carry the pregnancy.
She had health problems that has lead to previous miscarriages.
She miscarried about halfway through and I couldn't have been more relived.
Dumped her two days later.
I had been looking forward to that miscarriage from day one.
>>703946442
How is it romance really, beyond me trying to get with M?
R has a GF, and backed off a bit. He almost got violent when someone was questioning his BS sources in class. It does not take much to set him off it looks like
cheated on my wife with her best friend, she got pregnant and had a kid. except her and i havent told anyone so her and her boyfriend are raising the kid
>>703946812
Romance or not everything your describing is agnsty teen bullshit. Fuck them all and move on to real quality people who don't put up with those type of idiots.
You keep this shit up you will end up sleeping with M, get her pregnant. Then she will fuck R behind your back and get pregnant with his kid next. Then your stuck in a life long 3 way love triangle with two dysfunctional people
>>703946973
you and me both mate
I purposely troll colored people. Treat them like shit on a general basis. I make it obvious. #MasterRace.
>>703946812
I don't need to reply, this guy >>703947197
spelled it out pretty well.
>>703947197
Yea man. Then his kid will rape your kid and you will end up with dysfunctional mutant grand kids.
>>703947392
Do you fucking want eyes in the hills. Because this is how the Hills have Eyes
>>703947374
Why is that a secret?
I masturbate to my aunt's tit pics
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>703944732
my moms friend tried to finger me in the back of my moms car
>>703947376
>>703947392
>>703947197
I honestly think you are getting the wrong idea.
None of us are involved with each other. M and I are single. And R is dating someone else
I am really not concerned with getting with her. I am just worried that he may do something stupid to some one.
I really just want to voice my concern and that's it. But no concrete evidence beyond just a general bad vibe.
i am actually just a bot
>>703947705
Screen Shot or it Didn't Happen.
Need an 1888 news paper WITH the dead prostitutes to prove it
>>703947890
On to you, skynet
>>703947871
No your the one fooling yourself...
You said you want to Hook up with M Already
From the sounds of it R and M already have some shit going on you don't know about. Especially if he walks up and makes her go somewhere with him then she gives you the cold shoulder.
Just walk away bro. Don't be blinded by your cock
i hate my life, myself, my family, i fucking hate everyting, just want move to a distant place and not come back ever, forget all and live happy
>>703947146
Are you still fucking her? I'd honestly get off harder knowing you're cucking her boyfriend, I'd try to give him some more of my spawn to raise.
>>703948073
If you really hate all of those things and your not doing what you want already your a fucking pansy. Get off B and go live that life bitch tits
>>703948073
Me, too. This is my what I day dream about
>>703944732
i pick my nose ... and EAT IT
>>703946778
Did you have anythi g to do with her miscarriage?
![bce[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iN2IhfL.jpg "bce[1].jpg")
>>7039477
Bitch please, I am a clone of Hitler with all of his old memories
>>703948167
Why dream about it you loser. Just fucking do it.
>about 19
>bored and horny one morning
>hack friends sisters email, get nudes
>upload them to creep site
Forget about it, 5 years pass
>Long forgot about this
>driving with kid I know who coincidentally fucked friends younger sister whose email i hacked years ago
>ask if he ever heard of the creep site
>he says yeah
>Tells me a story about how one time a few years ago he was with a friend at a gas station, this was before he was fucking girl in question
>dudes with a friend, the same kid the girl sent the pics to
>girl and her boyfriend pull up in car, boyfriend gets out and beats the dudes friends ass
>claims that the girl said that he uploaded the pics of her to the creep site
I uploaded pics of someone to a creep site and someone else got their ass whooped for it.
I've told 2 people this. They said i'm doing gods work.
Sadly, the pics are long gone, until i recover my old hard drive.
I like posting dick pics
>>703948042
The thing that I'm seeing is that she is more so just intimidated by him. Not really willing to do anything with him, beyond hanging out in public. And his actions towards me almost seems like he see's me a competition, if he was trying to fuck her
>>703948081
on occasion, but we use condoms now. we both have enough kids
>>703948279
What's the creepsite fam?
>>703948383
Once again your fooling yourself.
If she really did not want his attention she would not hang out with him at all.
There is something going on there and you want to hook up with her.
You just need to let those sad people go and stay away from them.
Or if you ignore my advice please tell us about what happened in a few years I loves me some good lulz
>>703948279
You are a shit starting little monkey and the forest will laugh when the leopard pulls you down off the vine
>>703948614
anon-ib.su
its been deleted a few times and has had a few url changes so sadly alot has been lost over the years
>be me, 19 year old sandnigger jihad in I51S training camp
>chilling after drills one day.
>saw leader take an American hostage (9/10 habibite) into his tent.
>hears screams, muffled, chains other shit.
>went into his tent 2 hours later to check out what the fuck happened.
>saw the girl, barely alive, missing both arms, one leg, and one of her tits.
>instant projectile vomit
>she moans "end me..."
> I lean in real close
>pulls out my beheading knife
>and in my best Bane accent whispers to her
>"your punishment must be more severe"
>sheaths my knife
>kisses her forehead
>walks away
>>703948157
>>703948157
Yes, I hate many things, but does not mean I do not work to change things , do what you want requires a lot of money and effort, I'm not a bitch sitting lamenting and wants to die
>>703947640
upload her tit pics or gtfo
>>703948659
I really doubt that I'm fooling my self.
I already know that M is one of those extremely Altruistic types, so she could just be trying to help him, and that's why she deals with him.
If I was asking about romance advice, I would have provided the M centric Green text, and not the short one revolving around R.
>>703948353
Pics now?
>>703948197
Nah. She had stage three endometriosis and cervical/coloractal cancer that was terminal.
I fucking hate kids and sure as hell don't wanna be a single parent with a kid I fucking loathe making ten sheckles and hour full time.
>>703948167
dont make that be a dream, make it a goal
>>703949536
>>703949081
meh, its already happened. many times i've made myself look like an idiot, to the point where im pretty much exiled from my hometown
>>703949107
>>703949751
nice.
>>703949117
That is the excuse bitches make.
If you hate everything you listed then you need to just up and fucking leave and go somewhere to be happy. Doesn't take much to save a few hundred bucks and get a train or plane ticket somewhere else.
So stop giving me your bitch ass excuses.
>>703949751
okay, that shit make me laught
I lost my mind a few years ago. Found some Truth that changed my entire perspective.
Now I'm questioning the legitimacy of this Truth. My whole life was built upon one small lie. When that lie was exposed, the truth was there to take its place. My new life has been built upon this truth.
But recently I can't help feel that this foundation was only another lie.
I am an agent of Truth, forever seeking.
Don't give up on me.
>>703949859
Life is give and take.
Take what you can and give nothin back!
>>703950249
Maybe the basis for your entire reality shouldn't hinge upon a simple truth.
I mean haven't you already heard before that everything is a lie?
>>703944732
When I was like 6-7 for a few months I was raped every other week full blown anal by my older brother who was 15-16 at the time.
I've only told 4 people that I was raped but never who. Would cause too many problems,
Now I'm pretty fucked in the head and have spent some time watching bad shit on the deep web. Managed to stop when I thought about what I was doing and how fucked it was, friends helped me. Now I'm bit better , stopped doing bad shit but still a bit fucked in the head.
>>703949938
man, i live in venezuela, I break my hands working and studying, have 19 years old, all have different lives , please do not talk shit and think more before you do
>>703944732
Me and a couple of friends (all black, just a FYI) occasinally get heads up about pedophies in our neighbourhood. It usually ends with us beating them. Once, we where certain we had kill this guy. He started breathing, so we all kicked him in the ribs until he stopped crying.
>>703951514
Your just a worthless piece of shit who wants to make excuses about why your life sucks.
This is not talking shit. These are the facts. Your a little bitch and all you can do is whine.
>>703944732
> I kicked the living shit out of a kid for minor provocation and gave him PTSD.
> I had my gyno removed. Best $7k I've ever spent. Looks amazing.
> momcest fetish
> I've trolled people to the point of ruining thier lives. Usually by revealing their secret identities to their Cancerbook friends.
> I think Bruce Jenner is a man and a pervert.
> I get happy ending massages.
>>703952009
ohh wait this is 4 chan b board, i just forgoted, thanks for the reminder /b/astard, you make mi day better, jajajajajajaj
>>703951514
You know I have noticed in several places these fucking third world niggers getting all uppity.
Oh I am from (Insert shirthole) here. You Americans are to mean.
Fucking cry me a river. You people are all worthless pieces of shit. If you weren't you wouldn't live in such shit holes.
Master Race reporting in
>>703951984
Man, I'm going to jail to for fucking up a bunch of pedophiles soon. a group of 3 of them moved next to my parents house, about 50 feet away, and i have a 14 year old sister. Its really fucked up.
I posted the story above about the creep site though. Heres another story of mine
>be about the same age, 19-20
>theres this artsy pretentious kid who lives in town that we've known forever
>his dad is rich, owns a home valued at 1.7 million
>Gets caught with tax evasion or money laundering or something along those lines, goes to jail, house gets foreclosed
>me and my friends, mainly all poor degenerate rednecks with the exception of 1 rich kid, get word of this
>Decide to break into the house one night to party and get fucked up
>start a fire in the fire place
>destroy every mirror and window in the house
>Spray paint every wall
>find buckets of paint, splash and kick them all over the place
>Draw and paint all of the walls
>eventually find a baseball bat in a shed out back
>Destroy everything
>beat all of the walls and staircases in
>destroy all the floors and fuck everything up
>end up leaving at 8 am, entire house covered in spray paint and sharpie, all of the walls and floors and windows completely destroyed
I haven't had a girlfriend in two years. I'm talking to this girl right now and I'm not sure how to really open up
>>703950431
It's a paradox, as deeper truths are.
If everything is a lie (and I agree that reality is falsified through our senses, to be brief) then that statement 'everything is a lie' is a true statement. rendering itself false.
Reality IS because it isn't.
It isn't because it is.
Mu.
I never said it was a simple truth, I said it was Truth.
A lie is a deception, a means to willfully cover the truth. A lie cannot exist without some truth.
Everything is a lie, so then nothing is Truth.
If nothing is truth... we have a paradox.
I love sharing pictures of my ex and hearing how guys would would use and humiliate her
>>703952525
jajajajajajaja, thkns
>>703952929
well, what are you waiting for?
>>703944732
im a furry but don't want to come out
>btw really want to have a fursuit and be proud.
>>703948042
I feel like you're being baited into a brother/sister water weight test scenario. Don't talk to the faggot and move on.
Nobody knows that I love her
>>703952791
>I haven't had a girlfriend in two years. I'm talking to this girl right now and I'm not sure how to really open up
Your goal isn't to open up.
Your goal is to practice attracting women.
Remember that she is fungible with other women. One piece of ass is as good as the others.
>>703951299
Checked.
My sis got me to do stuff with her when I was about eight or nine. She is two years older than me. I ended up watching bad stuff too, way longer than I should have. I've also managed to stop but at what cost. I'm all fucked up I let it go too far
I fucked my best friends roommate the day before he asked me to go out. I didn't know he was gonna ask me, but I said yes.
>>703953138
How am I baiting him? I am just not looking at this whole thing in a romantic context like he is
>>703953077
Kill yourself now and do the world a favor
>Work heating/cooling
>Freedom to roam around house while home owners make sure to 'be out of my way to let me do my job'
>Usually go out for errands, backyard etc no supervision for at least 2 hours
>if wife/daughter is hot, pretend to examine vents/filters in rooms and go through underwear drawers/lingerie & dirty laundry
>Last week customer had hot blonde 15 yo daughter
>mom in backyard with dog and no one around
>jerk off to her bikini pics on crappy collage from summer camp while sniffing dirty panties
>usually cum on paper towels or some rag I find that won't be missed after I dispose of
>no regrats
>>703953058
I mostly do it over kik.
Aussieguy903 add me if your interested
I got drunk as piss and hit a parked car then sped off last night. Dented the other guy's car
>>703953565
you faggot nothing about your original post is a secret. The only thing that could possibly qualify that's a secret is that he said bye to you. Fuck the fuck off you fucking fuck.
>baiting and triggering me
>>703954067
It's more so a secret, as in M does not know about my distrust of him. That's the secret.
>>703946778
Nice
I fadiddled my dog when I was 11.
>>703953360
I see no problem
Me and my male cousin sucked each other off
>>703954181
my fucking toilet paper is more of a secret than your faggot ass distrust.
>>703944732
I just dine and dashed a Chinese buffet
>Mfw
>Had full on conversation with waitress and was going to get her number
>Then I offered to pay in advanced wo I could go out and have a smoke with her
>She politely said she would but it's only one other waiter and dinner time but that I don't have to worry and can just go
Go outside
Light one up
>Bipolar kicks in
>Fuck this place I'm saving my 15$
>Walk home
>My dirty little secret
I helped worsen an Asian girls trust issues
Kek
I cheated on my bf with a bull. We were talking on the phone while he jerked off for me and then came so much all over my face as I told my bf I loved him
>>703954307
I did the same at intervals of time when i was a teenager. But also around that time I got into putting on my moms cloths and got the idea for the dog to diddle me while i was cross dressing. It never worked. At some point my mom found her panties in my closet. I blamed it on the inside dogs (who were small).
Saw "Taboo" in the 90s and developed feelings for my mom.
Came up with fool proof plan to seduce her
> let her 'catch' me fapping
> She'll get turned on (after all, I'd LOVE to see her masturbating) and fuck me
> ? ? ?
> Profit
Lie in bed fapping, knowing that she'll be in to announce dinner any minute (heart is beating out of chest).
She comes in, starts to say something, sees me, freezes & eyes WIDE, says "Oh!", closes door and leaves.
She acted weird around me for weeks. We never spoke of it.
I feel shame, not for wanting to be a motherfucker, not for masturbating, but for thinking that jerking off would turn her on so much that she'd want me . . . Jeezus, what was I thinking?
>>703954454
I wanted to suck off a friend but was never brave enough to do it. We did jack in the same room while watching late night HBO. As for family my nephews (while i babysat them) would pull their dicks out and run around. One im sure was 5 the other 9 and I may have been like 14/15... I did the same thing too. They got questions about the size. But after that i only thought about being fucked by one of them. Never did it though.
I think I might actually have PTSD, but I'm not ready to admit it to people yet. I just need to suck it up.
>>703954718
Maniac
Found my friends nudes on here, lots of fapping was done
>>703954593
>blaming it on bi polar
no, you're just a cheap piece of shit. im bi polar, and i dont do shit like that even in the worst of my cycles.
>>703954181
You sound so fucking autistic and stunted. If you're ~22 this shit is just childish, something a normal person wouldn't contemplate for more than a minute.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UOmzkJX.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
DOOObee doobee doobah doobee-bah-dah
pit-ah bah-dee bah-dee-bah dah-dah
IT'S A SECRET
I am married...10 years...we are separated I have the kids 75 percent of the time....we live five houses away. I have a girlfriend who I love. She has a boyfriend she thinks she lives..she is bipolar as fuck and crazy as shit and I am so scared she might go bat shit crazy and hurt my kids
>>703954986
Me too, never been diagnosed but even psychologists said they think I have mild PTSD. Get help man.
>>703955167
I know bipolar people who are literally monsters on their lows and pretty fucking awful when they're not.
i think my front tooth is about to fall out.
FUCK
I've been here so long, I can't get along with people outside of 4chan culture.
>>703955167
It was a joke don't get your jimmies so rustled online anon
I'm mentally stable as fuck
>>703954871
Don't feel like
>geentext right now...
But within the last year my mom and i have fucked. Spent night at her house. No extra beds. Sleep with her. Accidentally bump foot. Same back to me. Play footsie. She ends up touching her self thinking im asleep. and I touch her. Then we fuck. :D
>>703955258
I'm just being a pussy about it, I dont need help.
>>703951299
>>703953360
it's possible to find a healthy outlet for that shit.
you'll probably always be a bit fucked up and a pervert, but you can compartmentalise that to just the bedroom.
>>703955316
how long
Hate my wife, fell in love with a friend. Wish I could stick my dick in her.
>>703953743
>Aussieguy903
where in aus? I'd be very interested if she's local
>>703951984
see? niggers can be good people too
>>703955174
It's just a funny feeling I can't shake that's all.
>>703955294
Monsters is a pretty subjective term isn't it? I've been called a monster before for making a poorly timed dead baby joke while people call murderers monsters for killing people and fucking their corpses. Same thing with "awful" too.
>>703955689
Your life sounds dreadful mate.
>>703955443
2004. Met my fiance on /soc/ before it got revamped to reddit 2.0
>>703955377
awesome....I hope you're going to do that regularly!
>>703955772
The girls I know that are bipolar have a tendancy to use stimulants to feel normal, this starts a circle of self neglect. I cant stand people who ask for help but barely try to help themselves. Obviously I wasnt calling you a monster. Dead baby jokes have never been funny regardless of timing. Learn some social skills.
my exgf's sister is in love with me. problem is she's currently in a rocky relationship with one of my friends... we've known each other for 10 yrs and they've been together for about 5. shes been contemplating breaking up with him for a few months and has been very vocal about how im the one for her. over the weekend we were at a party and she kept holding my hand and cuddling with me. im wondering what would be the best way to go about this. our group of friends wouldnt approve of us getting together immediately after she breaks up with her bf. what should we do?
a girl I know fucked a dog
Kik: acuate92
secrets out lol
>>703953077
Kill yourself. Take two bottles of aspirin
>>703953661
I'd be taking the panties as long as you're sure it's from the hot 15 year old.
>>703956072
Yeah, you're right. You're here because you have so many friends based on your impeccable social skills.
You sound like a pretentious cunt making broad generalizations about a disorder you dont have, dont see everyday (work/spouse), and didn't research beyond webmd. I am bi-polar, and the handful of "girls" you know do not represent an entire group. Just like one cop shooting nigger doesn't represent the entirety of the african american race.
>>703945549
Oh to be 14 again. Typing with your big boy words are we??
Get the fuck off 4chan you twerp
>>703957321
Dont get bipolar over this mate, I was just simply saying there are dick heads with bipolar as well, and that guy could have indeed dined and dashed as a direct result of his disorder.
>>703957613
Oh good so you're just wasting my time then, since hes already said that it was a joke. Well this was productive.
>>703952919
Shut up.
I feel lost, I'm 20 and feels as though everyone in life just goes with the flow for no reason, but to exist. It really pisses me off, after my first year of college I went crazy because it all seemed like a pointless cycle that I want to break but can't. I want to find purpose, but purpose it self is meaningless. All there is me, so why am I not happy with myself.
>>703957774
Wasted your time how? Maybe if you didnt get so angry all the time people wouldnt call you a monster.
Never been to disneyland.
>>703956638
>a girl I know fucked a dog
My secret: I'd honest-to-God rather date a girl who got curious about sex and let her dog fuck her than a girl who decided to go fuck a nigger.
The former shows a temporary lack of judgement, but the latter shows a real lack of restraint and foresight: it portends future problems due to that lack of foresight.
>>703944732
I fapped to horses,dogs,robots,dragons,gorrilas,zombies,aliens,plants,mutants,army people,explorors,niggers,crackers,red skins,ponys,transformers,traps,futas,men,sea creatures....I could be here all day
I regularly fantasise about killing.
I feel totally disconnected from my family, friends and partner. If one or all of them were to die tomorrow I don't think I'd even feel grief.
I cut myself when I was a child and the scars make me hideously embarrassed now.
>>703944732
I had a really hot black girlfriend a few years ago, she was dominant. One night she comes over extra horny and she's 69ing me, shes extra gooey and she tastes great. As I'm about to cum really hard she slows down stroking me and tells me she met some really hot guy and fucked him before coming over. She wants to stay with me but says the sex was amazing and she tells me shes going to fuck him a few more times, and asks if that's okay while stroking me. I'm really pissed off and she's still stroking my dick, shes pushing for me to say I'm okay and holding my orgasm hostage, it feels so good so I cave and just say okay. She finishes me off and I shot so much cum in her mouth, and she shoves her pussy in my face. I realize the goo is probably his jizz and later she confirms it. I pretend to be mad and at first I was but being jealous I came so damn hard. I say I'd like to know what she does next time. She sends pictures and short videos while she fucks him next time, and once again she comes over filled with his cum, shoving me pictures of him cumking inside her, and demands I eat her out. She actually tastes really good with his cum... I do it and pretend I don't enjoy it. She says she wants me to watch next time. I do. They stop fucking as much and eventually altogether. I've been smelling her panties and jerking off to the pics of them. I start asking, even begging for her to cheat on me some more. She tells me how much she loved having him fill her with cum and talking dirty while we fuck. I start cumming within minutes when we fuck. Eventually she leaves because I keep pushing her to cheat. She sends me pics of a guy blowing his load all over her chest one day six months later, and comes over that weekend. She tells me how much better this other guy is and she makes me eat her pussy, which tastes like someone just finished in her. I happily eat her out but she won't touch me. She tells me to jerk off while she sits on my face. After I cum she leaves
>>703954593
You bipolar monster
>>703956577
Don't fuck her, it will backfire. If you can help it...I could'nt.
>>703958532
but its not about sex
>>703958422
I never saw her again after that, but she gave me her panties that day. I still jerk off to her pics but she refuses to respond to me now and has even blocked me online and via text. I have a new girl, and now I have a huge urge to watch her fuck someone else.... My secret, my ex turned me into a cuckold. I'm ashamed by it, but at the same time I cum at least ten times harder when she's cucked me...
>>703958022
Same
I also barely saw the ocean a few months ago despite having driven from az to washington multiple time and living in Washington for a year
>I'm 19
And when I saw the ocean I got fucking sick and threw up
Having gone my entire life without seeing such an endless body of moving water made me sick as fuck
After I threw up I went to walk in it and had to look at the beach while going I'm because I felt my balance go nuts and I was walking like I was drunk when I just faced the ocean
I guess that's what happens when you go 19 years of living without seeing the ocean
I've been on a houseboat at lake havasu before and it never made me sick like that
Weird experience
>>703958685
Just be careful dude, that is def a dodgy situation.
>>703948383
R is gay and wants your dick, M knows this but won't tell you because hes hard in the closet. You feel angst because he hasn't come to terms with is faggotry and he is lashing out emotionally to cope. Stop being a faggot and go do something productive
>>703959136
This interests me
I used to go on Yahoo chat into the gay rooms and broadcast myself jerking off and putting things up my ass.
>>703959219
i knoooooow ive been stressing since saturday. looking back i cant believe ive seen the signs for months. my friend from outside the group had to point it out
>>703959136
>when I saw the ocean I got fucking sick and threw up
what
>>703959136
This
This is autism
>>703959136
I wonder what scientific explanation there is for this
Seems like an odd thing to happen
But I see your point
An endless mass of water would look extremely odd if I was almost 20 and never have seen it
>>703959136
Has anyone else ever experienced similar ?
>Or am I the only one
>>703954718
are you me?
Me and my best friend fuck our good friends girlfriend in the same night, 5 mins apart just last Saturday
>I was born with glass bones and paper skin.
>Every morning, I break my legs,
>and every afternoon, I break my arms.
>At night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
>>703949100
how the hell would they even find out about that?
>>703959136
Kinda know what you mean, makes me feel insignificant.
>>703944732
I like to compare my study of the Japanese language to the Z fighters' training/lives, and the JLPT, BJT, and Kanji Kentei tests to the 'bosses' of Dragon Ball/Z/GT/Super.
>N5=Vegeta
>N4=Frieza
>N3=Perfect Cell
>N2=Buu
>N1=Hirudegarn
>KK3=Beerus
>KK2=Golden Frieza
>KK1=Goku Black
>>703959393
Have you put yourself in your friends shoes?
>>703960793
anon-ib is always on the news over here fam, every time a schoolgirl gets uploaded the media goes nuts about how it needs to be banned
>>703961123
i cant. i find it hard to believe hes not fighting to keep her.
>>703958532
what was your situation like?
>>703944732
A few years ago, me, my best friend, his girlfriend and her ex (don't ask) all crashed on the same bed. We were drunk and high and I woke up to him with his arm around me and grinding his baby dick on me. I was so fucked up and horny that I turned around so we could grind our dicks together and after we came, I rubbed my jizz into his hole.
I have no idea if he remembers any of it, we're still friends and nothing happened since, except I rubbed my cummy finger that was in his hole between his gf's flaps.
>>703944732
i'll smoke literally everything, im cheating on a girl who got kicked out of college for me, and I watch way too much porn.
I have cheated on every girlfriend ive had, I stopped caring a long time ago after my parents broke up. No girl has ever suspected anything and ive always been the one to break up. Think I lack human empathy. I have only ever cried over the loss of animals. Never family members.
>>703949573
jesus could you have been more of a cunt? she was dying of cancer man and miscarried.
>>703963463
The relief tho...
