You have the chance to fuck one video game character. Who do you pick?
marlene from ff7
>>703940255
>not picking Triss
I would cum him mustarsh so firm
Sylvie 4eva x')
>>703940255
bes pokegirl
>>703940255
Sniper Wolf
with ponytail
>>703942013
This tbh fam
Mr. House
always wanted to fuck fem Shep for some reason
>>703943243
Fuck this isn't ylyl. Got me anyway
>>703940255
The waifu.
many faps back in the day
mmmmm
>>703940255
maybe you should go outside sometime, beta.
>>703943549
If Outside Sometime is only in beta testing I think I'd rather wait for the finished version to come out.
Of course.
>>703943701
He's already fucked me so many times...
I'm guessing once someone has posted them they're claimed? If so, Elizabeth has been taken and I choose Harley.
Cait from fallout 4 sex and drugs 24/7
>>703943885
Ahh two for the price of one
Ellie from the last of us
>>703943885
Do not fuck a Malk.
Dem titties
>>703943907
Unless you helped her quit. If you didn't she hints that the drugs are going to kill her soon enough.
>>703940255
Pic related, obviously
>>703943993
Enjoy your Cordyceps virus
>>703944134
hell yeah boi
The chick from Need for Speed Underground 2.
>>703943464
I remember just after the game came out I downloaded the nude patch.
Of course, Helga was nude, too. Still fapped though.
>>703944240
Serana
>>703944160
Doesn't matter had sex with prime pussy
The best answer so far
Liara. Would love to have impregnate this beautiful blueberry muffin woman and have a beautiful blueberry muffin daughter.
The best Queen.
>>703944483
She's a lesbian bro.
>>703942013
Her accent fucking disgusts me. So out of place in medieval monster land.
This sexy bastard. That voice tho.
or samus
>>703944381
My nigga
best leveling up mechanic
>>703944381
so fucking ugly, why does everyone like this bitch? her features are so normal.
Farah
What idiot wouldn't?
>>703940255
I enter Teh room. There she lays in the bed, nude and ready for sex. I can see the glistening moisture coming from her pink pussy lips as she beckons for me to come forward. I proceed to raid her tomb, invade her womb, and leave the greatest treasure of all buried deep in the cave that is her hot pussy hole.
Only correct response
>>703944630
Farah is better by far
Would fuck with the power of 1000 suns.
>>703943701
>>703944946
Sincere keks were had.
Tyrael from Diablo. In his regular form, not human. Pic related.
>>703940255
That horizontal block from tetris
>>703944933
chequed.
I think the choice is obvious
>>703940255
So many hots for her when I was little.
>>703944633
Like that'll stop rape.
I'm straight, but given the opportunity- yeah. Shaq. Just for the ensuing twitter lulz.
>>703940255
I swear, my balls dropped playing FFX.
>>703944793
Because she's hot, but not unrealistically hot.
Well. By Japan standards.
I want Jack Morrison to spank me and make me call him "daddy".
>>703945188
You'll poke your eyes out.
Tanja from C&C Red Alert 2
>>703945247
>straight
>wants a giant black horse-dick
Fran... duh.
>>703943809
It's not just him though, them dogs be fucking you too.
Cortana, easily. I'd have to be dressed up as a grunt though.
>>703945389
>I want to fuck a rabbit and a teenaged boy but still want to look straight
>>703945190
Was literally about to post this. Maybe she's the reason why I'm attracted to dark/goth/scene chicks.
Dude....
>>703945188
>to sharpie hertz !
>>703944617
Oh, fuck. I might change my answer to right-most Snake. Such a sexy beast, delicious.
Or Misty.
>>703940255
Anyone with Jo Wyatt's voice tbh
Especially my Imp Sniper
>>703944835
This
>>703944848
>>703945123
Is... is that the Atari ET game?
>>703944572
>choosing Ms TV Trope over Best Supportive Hips
>>703945247
>Shaq. Just for the ensuing twitter lulz.
Someone's Cuckoo for Cocoa Cocks.
>>703945688
why do people get off to stuff like this?
The most gentle partner possible.
>>703945473
Different anon here, but her accent is really neat. I don't know what it is, but I like it a lot.
I've never even played this game, but I find this design for Mother Harlot to be unspeakably hot.
>>703945650
>inb4 tortanic, self insert, or furshit
>>703940255
I wouldn't fuck a video game character. Them pixels will rip your dick to shreds.
>>703945842
This is literally the only girl I've ever seen in a video game whose personality can make my dick shrivel up and retreat.
>>703946032
Not unless your game machine has the highest quality of pixels
>>703945941
Why do people have fetishes?
>>703945998
you are a mess... man
>>703944572
>>703945884
>Choosing either of these, or any other for that matter, over the God Tier and only right choice.
Jack is the only choice.
>>703940255
obviously her.
best waifu so far alisha from tales of zestiria
>>703945389
Penelo > Fran
>>703946390
>Jack
>God tier
Good one
>>703946201
That's not PlayStation bro...
>>703945941
Trust me, there are worst things
http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2050572
>You have the chance to fuck one video game character. Who do you pick?
Why would I want to fuck a 3D model and visual C ++ code? I mean fuck guys they're not real, get it together.
>>703945291
>Not Yuna
> The right choice
Pick one.
>>703946546
>HeMad.jpg
>>703946597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9hx5ehEjno
>>703946687
Jack is OC Donut Steel tier of edginess
>>703943724
This 100 times, I pull up her quotes online and listen to them on my headphone while i jerk it.
Please god
>>703945440
>>703945104
>>703944777
Since Day 1. I want her to whisper dirty nothings into my helmet during live combat all day, then when we're camped out in a secluded valley for the night she uses her hologram, her voice, her perfect connection to my every biometric, gets me so excited I HFO in my suit. Then she laughs at me as I have to go wash myself in the stream.
This is a very sad thread. Just don't forget to tell all the girls, they dig this.
>>703946792
I respectfully disagree.
>>703946201
I was totally about to fuck a PC girl once but things got a little too hot and heavy and she up and left me with blue screens.
>>703946902
>Implying that I wouldn't jump a man's bones if he agreed with me that Snake and Tyrael are sexy as hell.
>>703943466
My only sadness is that I had to scroll that far till she popped up
>>703946902
>Implying anyone was interested in hearing your opinion
Oh my god guys it's Will Smith in hitch, he can help us get girls.
Shut up, faggot.
>>703944197
You know she has actual nudes, right? Pretty sure that is Brooke Burke, and she posed for Playboy.
>>703945978
Fuck, I hadn't even thought of that. 10/10
is this video game?
>>703946645
Why would you want to fuck yuna? She's girlish and boring. She has almost zero personality in the first game, beyond her job, and her visual design was so boring they had to add heterochromia just to keep her from being blander than rice.
Yuna is the third best girl in the group, at least in the first game.
>>703946916
>I respectfully disagree.
good discussion
>Be me
>Jack
>Oh How much I hate people
>I love using my Discount Force powers to kill people
>But only because some super secret evil group did experiments on me
>but I killed them all because I am a badass :^)
Jack is worse girl
>>703946868
That's.... Kinda weird, but also inspired. I like it.
>>703945998
Should be Hillary 2016
>>703947284
I tried to abort that, Jack isnt worst girl, but she is close
>>703947180
Samus is good but she's basically just a generic blonde. Leaves alot to be desired really. Still, not a bad choice.
>>703947161
Geralt is sexier than either of them. And jensen is hot too, if a bit boring.
>>703940255
hrrrrng
>>703947335
Kinda weird? That's nothing compared to some of the other fucks on /b/ lol
>>703947284
Oh okay I'm sorry. I guess you thought I cared about your opinion. Let me be more clear.
I. Don't. Give. Two. Shits.
Definitely miss Lel
>>703947485
Can I keep you? You have really good taste in males.
>>703947384
>6'3" 198 pounds
>generic
>>703947486
Am I the only one who thinks Keira is hotter tbh?
>>703947607
>implying she has a vagina
>>703947384
It's more about the power armor-wearing asskicking-genocider thing, but good to know what you look for in women.
Other M never happened btw
>>703942605
>>703940255
A great choice because she'll never get pregnant.
>>703942013
Triss, a better and hotter choice, but can get pregnant.
>>703942957
Would make for a good GF for 3 months before dumping.
>>703944712
A good on and off again fuck doll. Leave when the crazy gets to thick.
>>703944835
Would hit it twice.
>>703944880
For the science!
>>703945030
Too curious not to try.
>>703945842
Would have three way relationship with her and and her friend.
>>703945884
For science! Would jerk off all over her suit and grind each other and discover other usual ways to fuck with her trapped in her suit. Leave when utter frustrated for an Asari.
Billie Church
>>703947773
I just want to snuggle with Tali
![miranda_lawson__femme_fatale__8_by_skllhrt-d5ef7sh[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Po8tUF6.jpg "miranda_lawson__femme_fatale__8_by_skllhrt-d5ef7sh[1].jpg")
CTRL + F: no miranda
ya'll cray
>>703947616
> Those butt physics
Something tells me this animator has never had sex
>>703940255
gonna have to go with morrigan aensland
Had a major crush on him growing up
>>703947985
Miranda reminds me of those plastic sluts from highschool
She was worst girl of ME2
>>703947985
>TELL ME I'M PERFECT SHEPARD!
Yeah, ok. next you'll say you were only pretending to be retarded.
>>703947651
I'm not gay.
...
Really.
Actually it's a bit weird, I can always tell exactly who is and is not a sexy dude, but I've never actually dated or had sex with a guy. Totally straight tho.
>>703947961
nigga u gay
suck a cheetah's dick
>>703947997
I really like how the pelvis moves inside the body
>>703947997
>video game porn animators having sex
ha.. haha.. hahahah.. hahahahahhHAHAHAHAHA
>>703948168
lol im just jk
haha
hehe
>>703946875
Had a huge crush on Merrill play DA2
>>703942277
Dub dubs, and underrated post
>>703948208
She is the asparagus water of human beings.
keira from jack and daxter
>>703948188
Cheetah doesn't have a dick silly
Obviously
>>703948185
>I'm not gay
Attracted to male
Just have a gay relationship once and you'll be hooked
>>703943878
that's pretty sad, she's hardly even a video game character, try harder next time anon
>>703948326
Oooh Mr. Clean, good choice. Sexy beast. Like Soldier 76 but without the bitter hatesex.
>>703948185
>Totally straight tho.
>>703948208
18 with the development of a 12 year old.
I guess it has its benefits.
>>703944656
Her accent actually correlates with the voice of the pompous elite of High European royalty, used to distinguish the rich from the poor, I believe. Either that, or the developers just found her voice to suit.
>>703948130
OC?
>>703948457
Probably, and that's what I'm worried about. Girls are generally more dramatic, stupider, and less reliable than guys, but they're also usually nicer and prettier. Decisions decisions.
>>703947698
Yes, you are the only one.
>>703940255
You are all such pussies, there is only one right choice
>>703948630
Yes, like more?
>inb4 "why not both?.jpg"
>>703944661
Fucking this. That, and potentially Booker Dewitt, his looks get me solid. Same with younger Richtofen from cod zombies. He reminds me of Freddie Murcury.
>>703948352
mfw she goes crazy over a demon mirror
>>703945077
But in his regular form he'd be a mass of invisible energy without any holes...
>>703948815
>OC-Original Creation.
Also, yes I would like more.
>>703948655
>Decisions decisions.
>>703948655
>confused about my sexuality for years
>started dating a twink a few months ago
>I now realize I'm an absolute faggot
>It's amazing
>Still think the female figure is neato but a gay relationship is just 100x better
>>703948545
Dude, I'm straight really. If Geralt, Snake, Soldier 76 or Commander Shepard were around I'd be throwing boxes of soap on the ground, but I'm still straight.
>>703949088
...I have some bad news for you.
>>703948759
Much like doomguy, I seriously considered him but I think he'd literally tear up my ass.
>>703947961
Snuggling only get begets the sexual desire. Kissing her face mask and stroking her head until she can't stand it any more. You strip and lay on top of her rubbing your hardening cock against her suit's crotch. She tell you she needs release more then anything. You grab the back massager from the bed side table and bury its vibrating head between her legs. She moans and bucks against in while feebly pawing at your hard cock trying to jerk it while twitches under your administrations. She finishes. You cuddle and pet her. She eventually reaches into her bed side table. She lubes up an onihole and places it between her legs. She beckons you to mount her and bury your cock in her faux vagina.
>>703949039
>>703948989
So... What, keep fucking female escorts but find a guy to date?
Necrophilia intensifies
>>703949088
Was your dad a bitter military man with a smoking habit? Because that would explain a lot.
>>703949222
Trips of a good fantasy.
Or. And just go with me on this. Shove mountains of antibiotics into her and go to town in her actual vagina.
Over and over again.
>>703949291
Please. If you're going necro, pick Serana, or pic related. Maybe a nurse from silent hill, they seem dead-ish.
>>703948352
I have a thing for elves. Slender pointy eared vixens. Wish real life elf brothels existed so I could fuck a different one each week. Also elven gangbang porn. Fuck now I'm hard.
>>703948480
>>703948326
try again anons, we all know he would come over, get really wrapped up in cleaning house and decline the sex as soon as he finnished. he can't help but judge the dirty, it's in his name.
>>703949203
>is this anon, also anymore?
>>703949520
So take care of yourself anon. We'll be here when you're done.
>>703940255
Lulu. Morrigan from Dragon Age Origins is a close second. Would actually be hard to pick between them.
>>703949436
Only on her birthday anon. Because going to a doctor ten times for a month to make sure she doesn't have ANY infections is not fun
>>703949554
OP here, have many more
Plz make requests /b/
>>703949273
Don't fuck escorts unless you want some nasty shit, plus women are lesser partners in general.
Get a boyfriend and fuck him, better than vagina plus guys are better anyway and 90% of gay guys are super cute
>>703949655
>>703946476
>>703945291
>excellent taste
Peachy
>>703949723
Would you fuck off to your own thread, we're doing shit here.
Dem ponytail physics
>Drakan: The Ancient gates (Playstation 2, 1999)
>>703948957
>Anything is a hole if you try hard enough
>>703949723
finger ---> pussy
>>703940255
>You have the chance to fuck one video game character. Who do you pick?
Well, I'd have to go with that little girl from the last of us, or the blonde girl child from silent hill
>>703948185
You can fuck whoever you want, /b/ro. Just keep checking out the men with me.
>>703943172
Dear God this.
>>703949821
>would rather jerk off to video game girls
just kill yourself now
Only correct answer
>>703949887
Fair enough anon. Imagination is 9/10 of fucking any spectral being.
>>703949723
How do you stay so thin?
Serious question
>>703949773
>boob physics in soul caliber series never fail to satisfy me
>>703940255
anybody who doesn't pick fem-shep is totally a faggot
based peach
>>703949821
What if i make her an animes?
>>703949766
Nah, nah, you're thinking street hos. I'm talking a high class escort, the type that charges at least half a grand a night, gets regular medical examinations, has the looks and personality that you can actually take her places. Escorts, not hos. Maybe the different connotation is just local.
>ass is better than vagina
Objectively no.
>90% of gay guys are cute.
Sure, if you're talking about the population of a club.
>>703949362
I suddenly need to rethink my life.
>>703949917
>>703950005
Finally!
Yes, this is the one!
>>703949903
kek
>>703950036
Meth
>>703948957
Shut the fuck up! I don't need holes, I'm a woman. Don't fuck up my fantasies either way!
Talk nerdy to me, though.
>>703949723
Post of picture of yourself touching the ring finger of your left hand to your right ear. If you can't do this, I call catfish.
>>703950199
>>703947710
>implying she's not a sex doll
Lady.
>>703944793
Her VA is a cutie, and looks just like her
>>703950233
>>703950105
>>703950036
There are no women here.
>>703950252
Here's a request
give me your number
>>703940255
>
>
![waifuvader_(2)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/v6KmKPz.jpg "waifuvader_(2)[1].jpg")
>>703946883
SHES AN AI
>>703950292
Joanna Dark.
>>703947240
Indeed
>>703944037
11/10
>>703945389
Hell yeah. Fucking love this game
>>703949723
moar feet
Don't judge me.
>>703947083
God yes
>>703949291
>necro-filia
>>703950504
>This one need some cat tailhole?
>>703950005
>tfw no one posted this cock craving degenerate slut
>>703947773
Sorceresses can't get pregnant either I don't think, so Triss all the way
>>703944539
wew lad
>>703940255
The original milf.
>>703950240
>>703950569
Only if she has big dick sucking lips like in MKX. Too dangerous otherwise. Still would fuck though. 10/10
>>703950544
>>703950366
I'm just a dude who wants to lose some pounds while already being fit and eating healthy
>>703940255
>>703947486
tfw people say she's your daughter so you can't bang her.
>>703950569
I can see it. Mildly terrifying, but still sexy, especially in her most recent iteration. Plus the benefit of going for the monster girl waifu: she'll stay loyal if you're the only person who likes her, which in the case of a monstrous mass murderer, seems likely.
>>703950801
disgusting toes nigga. cut dem nails.
>>703950801
>>703947698
nah she's damn fine too.
>>703943885
I can slick up my body with blood and you can thrust against my corpse
>>703950763
This is me, calling bullshit.
CHECK THYSELF, IMPOSTOR!!!
Elli from HM64
>>703950763
obviously didn't follow directons
>>703944240
Raped the fuck out of her via defeat mod. Raped the fuck out of everyone. Good days of fapping.
this sexy beast
>>703947985
>>703948146
>>703948168
k
>>703951072
>actually masturbating to a video game
Shit, I thought that was the stuff of jokes and irony. I'm sorry for ya buddy
>>703951134
If Sarah Silverman and Max from life is strange had a kid...
>>703951182
Variks, yessss!
>>703951182
>two hands to twist your nipples, one to jerk you off as he fucks you, one to stick in your mouth like a good little slut.
>>703949685
yeah, she's actually the only alpha female of the game, not a stupid feminazi like caulfield, not a crackhead like smurfgirl.
Rich, thin, not feeble woman.
>>703950964
http://disgustinghuman.tumblr.com/
i like yr tumblr
>>703951182
>>703951258
I'd beg Lord Shaxx for it, I bet Titans fuck good and hard.
>>703951374
When does max ever display any feminist sentiments?
>>703943885
Over VV? Would be a hard decision actually, but just knowing Jeanette/Therese would probably be more trouble than it's worth.
>>703945190
>>703945487
Damn, forgot about her. Did you ever play Nocturne? Bloodrayne was basically a spinoff of that one. Rayne was actually based on the character Svetlana in it. I think the idea at first was to give her her own game, but then they changed her quite a bit along the way. Svetlana didn't have Rayne's attitude and personality, and she wasn't redheaded.
That game is actually worth checking out if you ever have the chance. The controls were a bit clunky, but it was a pretty bad-ass game. I wish they'd resurrect it.
>>703951374
>Rich, thin, not feeble woman.
Also emotionally dependent, coercive, arrogant, petty, and disloyal to her friends.
>>703951544
she tries to prevent rape and harrassment during the whole game ?
>>703951658
good waifu material.
>>703951258
>>703951505
Both of their voices are hot af
>>703944880
That's one you don't just fuck. You hang on to her. My first legitimate vidya waifu.
>>703951678
don't forget the anti bullying shit
>>703951678
That's not being a feminazi, that's just being a decent person.
>>703951751
Arrogant petty and disloyal. Yeah, seems like good waifu material.
Lilith from borderlands
SHADILAY PRAISE B 2 KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBBgpZ-0w5o
>>703950233
Well I was actually thinking of pegging when I said that. Sorry I offended. Roll a d20 for apology skill check?
>>703944880
>>703942957
These two are genuinely wifeable.
>>703951364
Hhhella
>>703945247
I agree. Also Shaq-Fu is the greatest game of all time.
>>703944240
I married this one and beat the shit out of her and the kids
>>703951889
>>703951678
>Not a fan of rape harassment and bullying
>must be a feminazi
My misogynist uncle is a feminazi I guess.
>>703951811
Lord Shaxx's posture makes me incredibly horny.
>>703951893
m'kay, calm your salt, was trolling hard there and mimicing anyone else on /b/. She's not that disloyal if you play the game right... you can bring a decent person out of her, really. and I genuinely like her with her flaws, nobody's perfect you know?
>>703952100
>The dragonborn has PTSD like a motherfucker after years of warfare, raiding, and fighting dragons
>Marries a beautiful woman that he loves, has a couple kids.
>PTSD gets worse over time, he starts getting violent.
>Tries to drink away the guilt, only makes it worse.
>Ends up An Hero'ing
>Ysolda blames herself for not seeing it, also An Heros.
>Kids get adopted by a random guy wandering through the city that they just met
Ah, stories.
>>703951969
Success. Apology accepted. Also, that's a pretty hot fantasy as well, I'm gonna keep it.
D&D players get me going as well.
>>703940255
Fuck on my phone, no pics, but Bayonetta.
>>703952309
Nah, I more meant how she treats her best friends in the beginning of the game. "Oh no, something bad happened to me and you aren't fixing my problems fast enough?! You're terrible friends, lackies, now go get me a towel!"
>>703952543 m'yeah.. well, that's your typical self-conscious, fragile yet materialistic spoiled girl.. she's mean, and not a very good friend, opportunistic and classist, but well..
I don't know, she felt more of a real and whole person than max...
>>703953032
Max is the female version of master chief: a character with identity, yet intentionally blade as sour cream, to make it easier for the player to assert their own personality onto the situation.
I think...
