ylyl thread
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ylyl thread
>>703920569
op is a faggot not funny this is 9gag level
>>703919958
lost hard
am newfag what is ylyl?
>>703921585
>>703921477
DELET
This one always cracks me up! Haha!
>>703921861
Lol! :P
>>703919958
>>703919180
Fucking Chris Hanson don't have no quit. Doesn't even have a show but still putting in the work.
>>703922110
M8 Hanson versus predator, it's a new show that just came out
>>703919958
lost harder than Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
>>703922273
Hhmmmm which predator? Arnold predator or Danny glover predator?
>>703921636
you laugh you lose
guf y
>>703920028
Lost
>>703920783
lost
>>703919798
what the fuck man
>>703924366
FIK09-TDZLK-JRPQX
>>703920366
Jesus I lost so hard.
>>703924906
Thanks clickhole
>>703924028
much freedom. such liberty. many america
>>703925084
thanks for tropico
>>703925390
is that horse wearing a fucking diaper?
>>703925505
>tropico
ew
>>703925571
Obviously a person get your eyes checked
>>703919798
Must be a good game
>>703925635
tropico 4. i can finally opress all blacks. what else could i ask for?
>>703924906
you got me
>>703919740
That's pretty awesome if true
>>703921146
>yryl
>>703919958
fuckin lost. been there too.
>>703920569
How do you do that???
>>703920783
Aw poor thing. The rat that is
>>703925505
np....Was free from Humble bundle
>>703920879
pretty true, tbh. didn't even begin to lose thou, gtfo with this depressing shit
>>703920028
>cut my hand on a sock
>>703919958
You basturd
>>703920783
AHAHHAH LOST
>>703919798
it is a great game.
>>703924906
>>703922110
Speak English Nigger faggot
>>703920132
what?
This is some strong autism.
>>703922066
imagine if he ever actually god laid though? his girl would need a wheelchair and some aloe vera after that!
>>703926842
>depressing
>>703921281
>Filename
Basically
>>703920132
bix nood.
nevar forget
>>703919740
Fuck around and get crossed
>>703923484
gooby no ;~;
>>703920569
>>703926378
ƨiʜT ɘʞi⅃
>>703921861
This actually makes me think. I mean, John cracked up with this fucking image, and we see faggots complaining about life here on /b/.
>>703923586
oh lord..
>>703919716
Facebook/10
>>703927335
> ?
>>703923586
'Staquafre' made me push out a little gush through my nostrils.
>>703921861
i really, really, really like this image
>>703928115
Wew lad
>>703919798
>Smokes: Cock
>>703921672
>arrive in her cat
lost
>>703928292
Bitch
>>703925571
hahahaha stupid cunt
>>703924248
fuckin lost
>>703925571
Now why, in God's name would a horse need a diaper..
>>703919180
>>703921877
lost
>>703929241
Jesus Christ that's so bad. I'm fucking dying.
>>703929241
Holy fuck, that's brutal...
>>703920955
I dont get it
Shouldnt it be "she's busy"?
Idk, can someone pls explain
>>703920132
This is literally the worst thing of any kind I've ever borne witness to.
>>703922919
yo dawg wtf
>>703929790
its hes busy which implys that theres another girl on his phone telling her that
>>703929790
Are you slow?
>>703922066
Give me some adderal and I can go longer
>>703929241
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen on /b/... That's like a Viking sodomizing a midget type savage right there!
>>703929790
"He's busy" is implying that he's with another girl and she's using his phone therefore cheating.
>>703930591
>>703930361
Thank you
>>703930374
Fuck you I'll rape your mother
>>703919811
i can't believe this shit got me
>>703929241
Top fucking kek
>>703921943
>>703921222
Pure gold
>>703929790
you have to be 18 to post here champ
>>703931086
summer is over faggot
gtfo
>>703928292
Me too
>>703923333
Queds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEL8uelp9D4 ,
>>703921943
Top KeK
>>703919740
I just became a believer
>>703932553
Lost
>>703927315
I'm pretty sure she would be the wheelchair
>>703927255
Never heard of it but considering playing it now
>>703921877
god dammit lost
>>703932553
kekkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>703920028
I remember when my mum suddenly started knocking all the time. I felt the need to open the door as quickly as possible just to prove I wasn't fucking fapping all the time.
>>703932812
lost
>>703921038
im gay and this made me laugh
does anyone have the picture with the mom putting her hand on the sons forhead while he is wearing sunglasses and it says "omg son your so sick" ?
>>703920366
Can't believe I've never seen this before and that it took me so long to get it.
>>703932553
TopLel
>>703919958
>my guts are yelling in german
fucking gold
>>703921585
hahahah
>>703933535
Basically dubs
>>703921788
funny
>>703919890
is that a nigger wearing a hockey jersey?
>>703920955
If you get text from annoying gf, respons with text; "he is busy" implying you are with some other girl
>>703933973
>>703921585
lost
>>703933149
Eww you said "mum" its mom you filthy British Cunt
>>703934067
inaccurate, but i lold
>>703920955
FUCING LOST
>>703927721
John is a simple man
>>703921281
Where is this? Story?
>>703934133
holy shit lisa got a booty
>>703934133
moar
>>703919740
Jehova's witnesses aren't bad at all tbh. The onlt mildly irksome thing they do is the door to door thing, and they don't do that in my town.
>>703934535
>>703919958
I died, holy shit
>>703934898
Fukking cancur
>>703919180
>which was closed.
wheeze.jpg
>>703934898
>Screenshot of an image
>Screenshot of an image on an iphone
>Screenshot of a 9gag image on an iphone
>Screenshot of a 9gag image on an iphone in gag
Holy shit
>>703928292
Heh
>>703934898
>he took a screencap
>of a 9gag picture
>and posted it from his phone
Pure cancer.
>>703919740
Those are Mormons not JW's
Can someone post the Asian kid pissing on the food after getting in trouble?
>>703935166
>>703921408
>Lardex, Destroyer of Buffets
Holy shit i'm done
>>703920132
lol at /pol comment
>>703923586
Depending on how you go about that it could either be the cringiest or funniest thing.
>>703919180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJz3jCprFdA got me
>>703934898
i hope you die
>>703920955
Lost
>>703919798
>>703934898
>>703935732
Same
>>703926041
Obviously not real so calm down you autistic cuck lord
>>703935219
thatsthejoke.jpg
>>703934898
Stop it. get some help
>>703935890
normiegetoutreeeeeee.jpg
>>703921038
Fair point
>>703934257
the northern swine use the word mum , civility down south say mom
>>703921877
shit
>>703928292
fuck
>>703923705
Oh fuck this one gets me everytime
>>703923333
>>703928292
>>703934680
If you get lucky it will be cute girls. They used to come to my house once in a while.
>>703921408
I am fucking crying right now, 12/10.
>>703929241
so funny XDDD he likes a person i dont like, lets make a joke about the worst thing in his life that will make me feel like a fucking king (please like and repost this so i can bathe in temporary fame)
FUCKING REKT XDDDD
>>703932411
LOL! I LOSE IT HERE!
>>703932812
Being called fat isn't a reason to call 911... she should have gotten a fat fine like worthless fat daughter.
>>703919180
I need to see the photo to get the context of the comments.
>>703928292
F.u.o.op>>703928292
>>703934257
lrn2english m8
>>703934729
he down for it
>>703934257
amerifat detected
you and your country are fucking disgusting.
classic
>>703936821
Kys
>>703924248
I have not audibly kek'd like that in a while.
>>703923035
Source on the pic at the very bottom?
>>703921672
This shit is fucking easy. No one every notice they are simply using a thesaurus?
>>703936140
Lol wtf are you on about nobody says mom anywhere in Britain unless they are a retard who watched too many American films
>>703937416
sauce to that plz
>>703919958
Lost my shit at "war flash backs"
>>703937406
Sorceress and Amazon from Dragon's Crown
>>703937721
Love ya man
>>703921408
underrated post
>>703936821
i'm pretty sure that you just described the american hate-breeding political media machine working to perfection as intended
>>703936821
Reddit might be more your speed, friendo. I don't think /b/ is for you.
>703934680
I actually feel really sorry for them. That literature they hand out, comes out of their own pockets. Their church requires them to do that shit, and to buy the materials from the Church at a high markup. I mean they're out trying to recruit for the church so you'd think that maybe printing that shit out at home would be ok, but nope, it's copyrighted, and you godamned had better not be caught making unauthorized copies.
They are basically required to hand over their entire pay check, or welfare/SS/disability/whatever to the church, and their pastor will give them a living allotment out of it, and then the rest goes to the church. That's why most of them are extremely poor. It's a really fucked up cult, but you are right, they do come across as nice people.
I had a friend in grade school who was one. He seemed like a normal kid, except he wasn't allowed to participate in parties and shit, and some of the other kids picked on him for "hating Christmas and Jesus."
>>703920366
underated. laughed for 5 minutes.
>>703928292
WOBBUFFET!
>>703936821
faggot
>>703920569
HAHAHAH MASTER TROLL LOL
>>703921585
>sexaully
>>703925390
why did i lose
>>703925731
Are you trolling? It's a fucking horse.
>>703919958
>"My guts are yelling in german"
I've never lost so fucking hard before.
>>703935652
Well, it's clearly made up to make you laugh, you don't have to feel cringe about it. It's called comedy.
>>703921861
:D thanks lori
>>703936575
I get in this thread for laughing and end up masturbating
>>703936140
no we don't.
>>703919180
Did you know if you put your dick on a dirty plate platter and slapping it on your masters face you're actually masturbating? That must be really hard to imagine of a strong cock that caws in the morning. So fucking annoying
>>703919958
>gondorcallsforaid.rar
died
>>703938181
>>703938181
>They are basically required to hand over their entire pay check, or welfare/SS/disability/whatever to the church, and their pastor will give them a living allotment out of it, and then the rest goes to the church. That's why most of them are extremely poor.
That's a lie. It's culty, but not THAT culty.
>raised in Jehovahs Witnesses
>>703921038
I'm gay and I hate the majority of the "community" for this very reason.
>>703938586
>not THAT culty.
your apologetics game is weak.
>>703929241
He went 9/11 on his chunky pimply lil ass
>>703920727
That's bullshit! Kids that age fucking love apple juice. And it makes their whore moms think they are doing an amazing job at teaching their kids to be healthy, when in reality juice period is unhealthy as fuck. When you eat food, your body has to digest the solids before the sugars end up in your system, so it's a gradual thing. With juice all that sugar just goes straight to the bloodstream.
>>703936858
It's not a reason to call 911 because disputes like that are irrevelant to criminal law, they're cases for civil courts.
>>703919798
Drugs:Video games
Smokes:Cock
Bruh, wtf?
>>703920783
autist: hello, I want to order two extra large pizzas.
him: ok pan or regular?
autist: REEEEEEEEEclick*
>>703937546
>Not knowing what a thesaurus is
This site is 18+ buckaroo. Just google thesaurus you cunt.
>>703923280
Caught me off guard.
>>703928292
56131631654163
>>703938897
>buckaroo
>>703938897
there are multiple thesauri you fucking faggot
>tfw the funniest thing I've seen on 4chan all year was on fucking /an/
>>703937416
Dude, thats my favourite kind of dinosaur.
>>703920028
>uhpinions.com
>>703937187
Europiss smelt. Please go back to tour cheese
> muh cheeses wez culture
>>703935166
Ow the edge
>>703936821
kill your self
>>703938675
It seems like it's something that's dying out, albeit not fast enough. I kinda get that back 20 or 30 years ago, gays were just starting to come out of the closet and they were a little over-zealous about it. It was like a "fuck you, this is our neighborhood, and you can't do shit about it."
Today being gay is much more accepted, and becoming more so all the time. Gays don't really need enclave communities, and pride marches anymore, and this sort of shit is just fucking obnoxious now. I mean it was then too, but there was actually a point to it.
>>703920132
Didn't even smile, terrible comic. Kill yourself.
>>703919180
>>703938838
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>703928292
Kys
>>703937900
fuck off weeb
>>Be me
>>Be 17 years old (2012)
>>Be depressed, an alcoholic, self destructive with a deathwish
>>Be alone, nothing to lose
>>Then you find /b/
>>Then you find the pleasure of saying whatever you want
>>You find a community nichilist as much as you
>>Then you discover that this comunity became a bunch of edgy 12 years old
>> Rekt thread, trap, cocktribute, YLYL
>> The fuck happened?
>I tell you what happened: We starder living on revenue only.
>"Oh shit don't fuck with the /b/tards!"
>Bullshit, is that shit still true? They are making fun of this community every day while we are here making trap threads.
>We did every kind of things for the lulz, EVERYTHING.
>Now look at us how patetic, how miserable we have become.
>We need to stop and make this the most important comunity of the internet again, WE need to make /b/ DANGEROUS again.
>We need to reborn from ur ashes.
>We are here because the world don't undestand us, we are here because we hate humanity and the world, we are here because we need a place to do shit only for the LULZ, without rules, without compassion.
>Rutless, like we were. Like we liked. Like we needed.
>The iphone 7 shit was lid I have to admit, but wasn't at our old standars.
>I think that we need a return in great style.
>Fucking Onision is more edgy than us today.
>Let's raid that fucking bitch.
>Let's make his fucking cunty and edgy teenager fucking cut for him, cry for him, let's fucking destroy him
>Not as a personal army for someone, Not as an army of edgy teenagers borderline racists.
>But a bunch of sociopatich motherfucker that don't belive in nothing but destruction.
>It's time to rise again /b/.
>Let's do it for the Lulz, nothing else.
>>703919958
Almost shat myself while reading. Pure gold.
>>703922066
Meh! I bet he can't even do the over the shoulder boulder holder. Fucking amateurs these day...
>>703922339
Okay, I lost
>>703928673
everyone knows niggers have no interest in improving themselves, only gibsmedats
>>703939831
>be america
>be gambling with money that doesn't really exist
>lose all money
>has to bail out bankers
>accidentally the housing market
>mfw
>>703938393
Thanks, mate. Tl;Dr first, but this made me interested. No ragrets.
>>703919180
What does ylyl even mean?
>>703928292
kys
>>703940507
>Be 17 years old (1999)
>depression not even really a recognised thing
>be alone, nothing to lose
>4chan doesn't exist
>find community without the kind of interwebs that existed in 2012
>blah blah stuff was better in the past
>saying previous line about 2012 is laughable to the point of rabid conniption
>Even in the time when 4chan didn't exist
>/b/ wasn't good
>>703936821
As your friend I think the best, no the only option for you now is suicide.
God speed
>>703928292
01000110011000010110011101100111011011110111010001110100
>>703940911
Shut up, double nigger
>>703928292
Reminder, lads; replying to these derails can get your ass banned.
>>703940911
You laugh you lose
>>703920028
kek
>>703941199
double dubs takes the bait, what has this world come to?
>>703923280
lost
>>703938838
yea if the child is going to have sugar the best thing mom can give is natural fruits. anything sweetened and processed with refined sugar or high fructose corn syrup is dangerous to health.
>>703941487
>>703937326
This tickled my bone.
>>703928292
but y tho
>>703936140
mum sounds so stupid.
>>703920132
this is a fake edit of the original comic which makes a valid, if unpopular point. If the majority population, cis people, treat trans people poorly, it isn't a surprise or a travesty if trans people get upset with cis people and have online outbursts to vent. It might be unfair and it might not correct the overall problem, but it isn't a crime for the mistreated to get fed up and angry at the people mistreating them.
here is the original comic without editing. I know Jessica IRL and she is not at all racist and she would be pretty sad to know people are representing their own edits as work she has done. To be clear, Jessica U did not and would never write such a piece of shit comic.
It would seem someone got upset that trans people get upset and angry at cis people who mistreat them, and they aren't just meekly willing to take it without getting mad. This person decided to compare trans people being justly angry (still hate is hate, and all hate is bad, but it's a facebook post not a clan rally) at cis people to a white person being mad at black people, which is strange, since the more accurate analogy would be black people being mad at white people (given which groups are minority/ which groups are the majority ).
No matter how you cut it or break it down, trans people saying hurtful words like "I hate cis people" or "die cis scum" isn't comparable to the mistreatment of trans people. Trans people get murdered, raped, beaten, fired, ostracized etc. by a large number of people whereas cis people enjoy a large social immunity to being mistreated. That said, I wish trans people were perfect and they didn't lash out when they feel mistreated, but anger is a totally natural, and in this case totally appropriate, human reaction to systematic oppression and mistreatment.
>>703920569
>tenacity
>>703930556
lel so randum!1!one!! xD
>>703919890
That's what he deserves for not holding the gun properly.
>>703934823
DFHVN
>>703921861
Always cracks me up haha
>>703930401
kek i was just about to post this
>>703919890
Is that an Obrez?
>>703928292
fuck you
>>703941853
>BAIT
>>703923035
I think that's what I hate most about this place. Some of you people are too stupid to know when you are being trolled, even when you are getting bitch slapped in the face with it. You see, you believe that you are observing a dumb-ass who can't simple math enough to microwave a frozen burrito. What you are really looking at is a guy talking about some really abstract algebra, and making the true dumb-asses laugh and feel falsely superior over the fact that they are too stupid to realize how far over their fucking heads that shit is. That's /g/ in a nutshell though: drooling morons who think far too highly of themselves.
>>703940507
>>703919180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtmMx5wvBfw&feature=youtu.be
i want to die
>>703942446
I knew it was a baiting type edit, but I mostly just didn't want Jessica's name dragged thru the mud.
whatever, im gonna go back to programming and stop wasting time on this thread
>omg ive been on /b/ for hours
>>703941853
It's sad what happened to those people. The first who wronged them, though; was the first wing Political-Correctness enforcers.
Instead of letting them find the help they desperately need they mutilate their bodies and try to parade them around like they're some sort of heroes while the rest have to agree for fear of being considered bigots, while secretly finding them completely repulsing.
Trannies commit suicide a lot; they're basically always depressed, and it doesn't get better for them. Had they gone to a therapist to deal with their issues; they would end up happier. Supporting a delusion doesn't help anyone. They're not, or will ever be, the gender they choose.
They might want to wait until virtual reality is a thing and they can be some super hot model or whatever they want to be.
>>703937371
leafy fag pls go
>>703942469
So no fun allowed
>>703939888
sweet trips
>>703935252
Why is that picture 1.2 mb
