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>>703917490
what is roasties?
>>703917615
fuck off
>>703917697
Calm down aspie it's just a question.
>>703917490
>Neets are so insecure they have to make this image
>>703917490
Get a Job. If you work at a government liquor store you'll get paid rather well and the work's easy.
What's NEET stand for? And what does it mean, just not working? How do you have a home tho. I'm curious
>>703918899
not (in) education, employment or Training
>>703917490
What is roasties
>>703918782
no liqour store or gas station in miles, I live in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Also, I can't stand people so fuck any job that forces me into social situations
What do you do all day?
>>703917490
What is roasties?
>>703920023
play games
sometimes I go outside and watch nature and stuff
I also go make stuff out of wood in my shed, nothing fancy, my attention span is so short I can't do something productive for more than 15 minutes at the time, kinda sucks
>>703917490
I'm not sure the message the picture conveys is accurate at all.
"Self-improvement" is particularly suspect since the nature of NEET-bux is that if you do improve you lose your free government dole-out for being incompetent, so it reinforces that behavior, does it not?
What is roasties tho?
what are roasties?
>>703917490
What's it like to be the biggest piece of shit you know? What are you doing to self improve? Where is mom with those tendies?
Roasties=Vagina
You're welcome
>>703917490
What is your primary source of tendies?
>>703920869
How does that logic go though? That seems kind of unrelated.
>>703917490
Have you been a good boy for mummy? How many GBP do you have saved now?
>>703917490
Where do your neetbux come from?
>>703920495
>if you do improve you lose your free government dole-out for being incompetent
Not a NEET, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.
>>703920863
>>703920983
No tendies
>>703921118
yes, mummy loves her boy no matter what he chooses to do with his life
I have some moeny saved up but I'm not using any unless I really have to
>>703921421
>no tendies
>faker detected
>>703921340
taxpayer like you
also I'm autistic but I need to get papers from my doctor first, which mean even more neetbucks for me
>>703921049
>>703920869
oh, like how Arby's Roast Beef looks like a vagina
>>703920418
are you me?
>>703920418
How do you pay for all that
>>703921377
They have limits to income, for example. You can't make more than a certain amount of income and still be on government assistance, so it drives people from self-improvement is my point.
It's different if the person really needs it, but Talking about "converting" working people into neets for their benefit and self-improvement seems a little... bogus
>>703922161
all of what?
>>703921421
I asked about your Good Boy Points, not Money...
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>703921748
lol thanks m8. I would have never put that together without an outright declaration like that.
thankfully I have never physically interacted with a vagina that was anything like a roast beef sandwich. That shit with the big flappy beef curtains is weird and I would probably lose my boner if I ever saw a girl with it IRL.
>>703922322
Right, but you're assuming that income is proportional to competence. Bit of a just world fallacy if you ask me. Or is "increasing economic usefulness" equivalent to "self-improvement"?
>>703922345
Surviving without a job, is what he means. what's the secret.
>>703922647
Right, the general western cultural meme is that more money equals more success and competence.
I agree that that is not necessarily the case, and that making more money doesn't necessarily equate to being more "self-improved" but unless you are taking uni classes on your spare time or take up some creative and productive hobby.... I'm not sure that playing Pokemon all day is self-improvement.
>>703922680
benefits and mom
also I take some jobs sometimes
Most people know I don't have job so if they need some help with something I usually get a call. Doesn't have to be much work, everything from a day to weeks and that fits perfectly for me.
I really don't want a steady job that I have to work with forever, makes me feel tied down
>>703922935
>I'm not sure that playing Pokemon all day is self-improvement
I agree with this, but it's making a lot of negative assumptions about people. To begin with, basic psychology indicates that a chronic lack of material security causes stress and anxiety that makes self-actualization impossible - we would expect this class of people to be under-achievers just from the structure of the system and independently of individual decisions. Are we encouraging them to improve themselves or are we setting them up to fail so we can look down on them? I agree that the system has to change, but we cannot begin by assuming that these people are inherently worthless.
>>703923148
>living with mom
>tied down
So, being independent and having a steady income makes you feel tied down, but living with your mom doesn't make you feel that way?
What the fuck? Is it not the opposite that's true?
>>703923148
You're tied down at home. You're literally a waste of societal resources and you're slowly killing your mother. Enjoy watching her fade more quickly and knowing it's your fault
>>703917896
Kind of like how non-neets make jokes about neets living in their parents basement all the time.
>>703918782
>government liquor store
What is this?
>>703924003
That's not insecurity... that's just a fact
>>703923671
I don't think they are worthless, and I do think self-improvement is possible, but I just meant that in practical terms, if someone is bad enough to get the help, then they are probably going to continue in that rut for as long as they can.
Not saying they are worthless, but I was just questioning the "self-improvement" aspect of being a NEET when the NEETs I know live with parents or grandparents and spend their time and money playing video games and watching anime....
Actually, never-mind, playing video games and watching anime all the time sounds pretty fucking awesome, lol, but it would completely drive me fucking crazy to be so dependent on others without some recourse left to fall back on.
praise kek
>>703924083
Keep telling yourself that
>>703924083
to be fair, Usually it's a spare bedroom since trailers don't have basements
>>703924145
>it would completely drive me fucking crazy to be so dependent on others without some recourse left to fall back on
Yes, that is the most important point, I think. That is what we should be spending much more time thinking about. We laugh and say "oh, playing video games all day would be awesome", but what psychological damage is caused by the constant realization that your continued existence depends on someone else's charity? The aspects that we would call fun seem more like self-medication to escape the fundamental bleakness of that existence.
And I think any person put in that situation would evolve towards underachievement. The system needs to change at a more fundamental level so that everyone is engaged in society somehow, everyone has a community to give back to, and everyone shares in the material security provided by modern society.
How do I become less gay?
>>703924674
Well, I agree.
It would be nice if everyone was so thoughtful and clearheaded, but frankly, we are dealing with a lot of these kind of people who are as close to feral as you can get without being a wild animal, with developmental problems that place them below many animals in self-control.
Honestly, I'm not sure we can do it without some kind of reproductive rights controls and other overt structures that people would resist and political opposition would dismantle with populist incentives
But I agree that the system needs to change. I'm a bit pessimistic about the human condition, I guess.
>>703924074
You must live in a state that doesn't have shitty liquor laws.
>>703924321
Why would I be insecure for supporting myself and accomplishing my goals? Especially compared to someone that is leeching off of their parents, killing them slowly? I think I missed the logic
NEET since April. I quit my job and now I'm living from what I made back then. Didn't talk to anybody just lived in a room and fapped to questionable stuff and listening to obscure black metal and ambient
>>703925870
How's it feel?
>>703918899
he's living with his mom or something.
>>703926736
I remember when most of 4chan lived with their moms. This shithole sure has grown up.
What % piece of shit are you if you're educated, employed, but still live with your parents? Even if you pay rent.
>>703917615
>>703917745
Girls with loose dangly labia, presumably from being fucked too much, named for the resemblance to roast beef.
>>703925870
And I'm trying to convert from neet. no fap for 2 days so far.
>>703926629
crushing..I now do IT projects alone just to make myself a worthy portfolio that will help me get back into the industry (I was a software tester at my previous job and I now want to develop software). Oh and why since April? Well, I had to finish my studies and couldn't do both at the same time I had to choose and I hope I made the right choice as I graduated..but lost some time/money
>>703926955
yeah the good ole days
>>703927126
What state do you live in
>>703924809
take that shirt off
>>703927126
While you could have probably done both, between the two you chose the one that would improve your long term earnings potential so that was the logically correct choice.
>>703927301
I don't live in the states I'm from Europe
>>703917490
Are you going to apply for a job?
Im NEET to. Spending most days doing applications but its tough out there
>>703927804
Thats nice that you redefined the word, except youre incorrect.
>>703928045
Well we have to redefine it so that we can pretend that the system is working and everything is the fault of fundamentally bad people. We wouldn't want to put ourselves in the position of confronting our social problems head-on.
>>703928312
How can anyone be "unqualified"? Half of the jobs out there could be done by an unusually large trained gerbil.
>>703928045
Thanks, I stand corrected
>>703928312
It means Not in Education, Employment or Training. Fairly simple definition.
>>703927572
looking for job but only small and temporary jobs
tough out here too, I live out in the middle of fucking nowhere
>>703928487
>>703928045
I just looked it up and it means "Not in" Education Employment or Training, so by definition someone who is just between jobs or out of school for summer is a NEET.
I thought it was worse than that, but I guess NEET isn't so bad, since everyone has been a NEET at some point.
>>703928695
In the UK, its only really applied to 18-24 year olds (for the purpose of labour surveys and government statistics of whatever). Not sure about other countries though.
>>703928695
You seem to be assuming that if everyone was a go-getter that there would be 100% employment and everyone would be middle class. I don't think that this is true; in particular, the UK seems to be facing very large and increasing levels of structural unemployment. They simply CAN'T employ all of their youth without some massive government work program that the rich will refuse to pay for.
>>703928943
If we scrap the minimum wage and remove job seekers, those fuckers would be in work pretty quickly.
>>703917490
I'm a neet, but I was born into money so not sure if it's the same. I don't work, but I don't really have to. If you have to work you should.
>>703928943
>the UK seems to be facing very large and increasing levels of structural unemployment
Any evidence?
>>703929270
That's really lucky, dude. That, I guess is still technically NEET, but shit, son, that's the best kind of neet. Like, you don't do anything, but still have money, lol. Don't your parents give you a hard time about going out and being productive?
>>703929270
you should still find some word because sadly your parents will not be around forever..And you need to continue their legacy of success..Money are hard to make but easy to lose so get some practical/technical/business skills
>>703930049
work not word sry
>>703929605
If they were around I sure they would. Compared to their life I'd indeed be a disappointment. My parents died when I was 15. Inheritance was split and setup as a trust for me and my sister. My sister moved on with her life. I still stay in our house since it was free minus utilities.
>>703930445
I don't know how old you are, but don't take what you have for granted. You're very lucky, and I hope you can work towards a happy future for yourself mindful of the blessed gifts that your parents left you and their hopes for your future.
>>703917490
How's it feel being a worthless leech?
>>703917490
Temporary neet here. On medical leave from college due to fucking crohns disease.
>>703922322
Since when do you get money for nothing in the US? It used to be like that in england but not even anymore
>>703932803
>You dont get money for nothing in the UK
Corbyn please go
>>703932803
>Since when do you get money for nothing in the US
Since like WWII there's been a lot of socialist puzzle pieces coming together in the US. There's Social Security, and Welfare, and Medicaid, EIC, etc. etc.
There's tons of shit where you get money for nothing, but usually you have to be a nigger or be single with a bunch of kids. Seems idiotic to me to encourage that behavior by subsidizing it, but on paper, I'm sure it looks like their helping the needy or some shit and not just keeping them submissive and dependent.
>>703923784
Unless you make at least 15 an hour you are just spinning your wheels to make a landlord rich. Stay at home with your mom and help around the house, help pay when you can and enjoy your family while you can. NEETs have it more right than we know.
>>703923869
Not if he helps mom around the house and gives money when he can. Ur just jelly
>>703933200
>There's Social Security, and Welfare, and Medicaid
That's not socialist. That's what you give the people to prevent the socialists from rising up. The New Deal was created in response to an ultimatum given during the Great Depression by a very large, unionized socialist movement in America. You need those programs because capitalism fundamentally won't work in the long run. Go ahead and get rid of them all - we'll have a revolution in a month.
>>703923784
>>703933707
We're all slaves in some form or fashion, to be quite honest with you familia.
>>703933200
Okay social security is for ages 65+ or so, food stamps requires employment and medicaid is for 65+ or disabled. As a 20 something there is literally 0 aid unless you are labeled "disabled" by way of depression or something else
>>703933821
That's about right. Sounds more like the definition of terrorism though, to engage in that kind of threat of widespread violence and disorder to pursue political change.
>>703921612
pretty much everyone on here lol
>>703933200
Earned income credit is unavailable until age 25 at tax time and only gives a few hundred bucks unless you have children. Welfare is temporary and not a lot.
>>703934376
>definition of terrorism
Capitalists define terrorism to justify violence against people who are trying to rid themselves of the shackles of exploitation. Drone strikes on children: not terrorism. Demanding economic change and not backing down: definitely terrorism.
>>703934163
I said Medicaid, not Medicare. Medicare is for old people, medicaid is for disabled and incompetent people.
If you have no money and kids, and happen to be a woman, there's a bunch of shit like medicaid and income tax credits in the thousands of dollars.
I was reading about a woman in Florida that was making like $12k a month off the government because of all the illegitimate kids and no documented income.
>>703934481
well, EIC is about kids, and that's my point. It subsidized the nigger hordes primarily.
>>703934661
Nope unless you are pregnant you dont get any of that buddy and even then its not free money it just pays your medical bills. Try again though.
>>703934762
So what does that have to do with NEETs, the point of this thread?
>>703917490
How many Neetbux do you get a week?
>>703934901
Sorry, don't mind him. The United States has a huge problem with compulsive racism. I think it's the moonshine, tbqh.
>>703934844
It's not just medicaid that I'm talking about, it's all the programs together. JUST the EIC is a tax credit in the thousands of dollars just for being poor and stupid enough to have children in that condition.
>>703920418
Sounds like you need some Adderall.
>>703934999
We're talking about important social issues, dickhead, but enjoy your social marxist bullshit and idealistic nonsense, nigger.
>>703925788
which goals? i see none
>>703921421
No tendies? You sound like a fake and a faggot.
>>703935032
Ok well all those other things you said were wrong too. I dont think you know what you are talking about at all
>>703934844
It's a fact, dude, it was all over the news a while back. Lots of people exploit the system despite you niggers acting like everything is fucking against you when you have more opportunities than ever.
>>703935330
it's not wrong, you're wrong.
>>703935352
Ok what news then fag??
>>703935330
>>703935330
Could you project any more obviously you fucking toad? Look into it yourself, fag. EIC pays out thousands of fucking dollars just for being poor with children. THAT's A FACT, bitch. I dated a single mom without a job as a teenager an and saw her tax returns. and I've actually read about it and not just posing like you are you illiterate cunt
fuck your government handouts you fucking parasite.
>>703935403
Ok provide some evidence instead of just ad hominem
being a neet makes me feel like a piece of shit. i could enjoy living the life of a neet and tune out that i was scared of life when i was younger but i can't do that anymore.
>>703935605
Ok so what does that have to do with NEETs, the point of this thread? I cant believe i have to type that twice
>>703917490
do you have a phone ? Do you need one ? ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJz3jCprFdA
>>703935723
If you want to talk about neets, talk about neets, dude, if you follow the thread it should be obvious why we're talking about this. It's a direct result of the conversation of NEETs.
>>703935625
I dont have to because you're wrong.
>>703923869
Green jell-o anyone?
>>703922618
>I have never physically interacted with a vagina
there you go
>>703935960
Rekt m8 u just got stumped
>>703935861
I was
>>703936001
I don't date slags, fag. I've been with plenty of women, and none of them had anything you could describe as a "roastie"
>>703935217
You wouldn't know how to solve an important social issue if your life and your pickup truck depended on it. Stay mad, hillbilly Joe - your corrupt, diseased white culture is just a few short years from the dustbin of history.
>>703935861
All i said was those programs dont pay out to NEETs not that they dont exist
Well, enjoy your socialist circle jerk while it lasts.
>>703936219
ok!
>>703936187
Oh, right, well, dude, the conversation shifted to the origin of socialist programs in America a few posts up. As you know, it's a contentions topic, so that's why we're where were at. Why did I just bother explaining this to you, though when you could have followed the thread?
how do you survive as a neet?
>>703936147
you sound like the fag. turned off by a pussy with labia minora on the larger side? you must be gay.
>>703936435
Nah, you probably just wish those big saggy scabby roast beef curtains were testicles and that's why you like it so much.
>>703936379
disabled fag here
>>703936358
>contentions topic
>contentions
>how do I word in English
>>703936645
Rong!
>>703936358
So if i post "this thread is now about spiderman" will you get mad if i post anything but spiderman? The main rage of this thread is NEETs getting free $$$ from gov which is untrue.
Why the fuck are people saying neet.....just say those people are worthless fucks. Christ don't baby it,give them the hard truth. Get out and get a fucking job and be useful for once in your fucking life you autistic faggot...or kill yourself. Pick one
>>703936895
nah. i'll leave that shit for you..
>>703937054
So pick the kill yourself route.
>>703936895
got to work faggot...need mah cheezey poofs
>>703937126
far too busy havin' fun on your dime /b/ro...
>>703937259
Nah you aren't on my dime. Disabled vet here. I get tax breaks on everything. But I'm working still, but you ain't getting anything from me
>>703936895
I have a job for every NEET in this thread. Join the eternal socialist revolution and fight to bring an end to capitalist exploitation! There is only one way to free yourselves from the shackles of NEEThood that capitalists have forced onto you so that you could become their scapegoats - destroy their corrupt system and build one in which material necessities and ownership of capital are a natural right of all human beings! Victory to the people's revolution!
>>703937401
heh, if you say so....but if money from your check goes to SSI, and I'm quite sure it do...you're paying me, vet...
>>703933778
This
I mean yeah, sucks ass to live with parents and shit, for obvious reasons, but honestly i wouldnt mind, because i get along with my family and normie shit
>>703917490
How much do you get in N33T bux per month? And what currency?
>>703937655
i especially like the idea of disabled vets paying my way...totally titz.
>>703917490
Anyone care to explain to a relatively new user of this site what a 'NEET' is?
>>703939460
Apparently to most of the people in this thread its just anyone without a job, low income, disabled, elderly or pregnant
>>703939615
You need a lot of people to blame when things get this shitty.
>>703917490
lmao that image put in a trance.
>>703917490
how can i stop being a NEET?
>>703937908
Tendies, the one tru currency.
