/b/ Let's create another fake iPhone ad that can go viral.
>>703917329
Bumperino
I say that make an ad that tells users that the son of a bitches are heat resistant
>>703917858
or solar charged. needs to be left in direct sunlight to charge
Bump
>>703917858
this. you can throw your phone in a campfire or even use a blowtorch on it
Direct sunlight to charge
Solar. Leave on dashboard of car to charge. Can slide out of window when driving or be stolen when parked.
>>703918238
I second this. Nigga
The new iPhone is bendproof it will bend back and heal itself with applying heat.
They are manufactured by gays, for gays. They emit supersonic frequencies that trigger normal brains into the brains of homosexuals.
>>703918650
this actually has potential. I can see the Westboro Baptist church picketing apple stores.
> Iphone six could bend very ez
> tell them Apple used new super strong iron which cant bend by a humans
>>703918957
/thread
anti-magnetic materials
then watch iFaggots place them on magnets and have them destroyed with no chance to revive
>>703919117
nice try /threading your own post faggot.
That it has a 3.5 mm headphones jack, it's hidden inside, all you need to do is file a bit off the phone off
>>703918957
Holy shit this is it.
>>703918957
>>703919667
combine two
>>703919667
this is a fuckin good one
does anny anon knows a strong material for this
anyone good at making graphics
>>703917329
it can measure your weight, if you step on it
but i doubt that people would believe this since there have already been (fake) weight measuring apps
Apple iPhone freeze, are you afraid of not having enough battery power for tomorrow? Take advantage of iPhones water resistance and place the phone in a cup filled with water, drop it in the freezer and wait until the next day. This will cause your battery's ion capacitor's to run at half the normal power consumption. Making your battery last twice as long.
>>703920616
Yeah not sure about that anon me old m8
>>703920742
I feel like even the biggest autist in the world wouldn't fall for this anon.
>>703919667
this is not a good one. phones have flash storage wich don't get affected by magnets
>>703918957
Stop discussing this one will work
> be alpha male
> see this feature
> use gf new mob to see if I can bend it
> actually bend it
> happy alpha male thinking he's strong
> Stacies leaving their alpha males
> r9k happy as well
>>703920333
I'll make one, give me ideas and Itll be done later
>>703918957
This is probably the best one in the thread. Marketing needs to appeal to people, and the best way to appeal to people is to come off stronger or better than you used to be. Since Apple has a known problem with their phones bending, we need to play off the thought of "Yeah, our phones used to bend, so we did THIS to be better".
Finding an intelligible idea as to why the phones are better than they used to be before bending is what we actually need to be discussing.
>>703921501
the ideas are all here fag
>>703921094
techrax tried to put one on a monster magnet and it went fucked real quick
>>703921713
the bending one is 100% the best one and we should go with it.
bump mayne
>>703921736
Also here:
>>703912187
Bounce proof.throw off a wall. All is well
>>703921713
titanium coating on the back and ultra thin diamond coating on the screen or some stuff
some retarded name for the technology like iCoat or BendGuard idk
>>703921460
Fuck off, samefag.
>>703922100
Slam dunk Apple
>>703922120
iShield
iYouFaggotsHaveTheWorstIdeas
bump bump bump bump bump that shiiiiiieit
Designing one of these is hard, getting Apples font is impossible without either hacking it or working on a Mac. As the fonts only available via Mac sdk sooo. Enless soneone here has an easy way of getting the font San Francisco then were kinda stuck
>>703923558
Use a standard font and photoshop it till it's a little bit squished together.
>>703923558
Apple's font is Myriad Pro, it's really easy because it's Adobe's font built into almost all of their applications. Let me know what I need to do to make this better, I just threw in a bunch of science bullshit and something clever that Apple would say without admitting defeat to their previous products.
>>703923558
its not that fucking hard https://github.com/AppleDesignResources/SanFranciscoFont
Something about niggers too
>>703923858
Apparently my spacebar is broken, let me make some revisions.
>>703923858
take out some of those big words and all the semi colons and shit, messy as fuck. and autists wont understand any of that. otherwise good job. faggot.
 fag Here. Maybe focus on the air pods and charger. Easy to get lost or can use them in the anus with the bass EQ turned on. Maybe they are water proof too?
>>703924304
Either bending or the ear pods are good points to make. nice one anon.
IPhone 7 weight sensor. Max weight 1000kg
Here ya fucks
>>703923858
Make the text justified.
The "We get it." part and the main text don't start at the same place horizontally.
Are you sure about that gradient?
The photo is very unclear.
On the desktop it's way too big. We only have 100dpi here pls.
>>703924358
Thanks, I like my iPhone and iMac but I love seeing people trolled more
Say iOS10 has a feature that automatically censors any of your passwords or credit card numbers if you accidentally tell someone. Some people will brag about the feature to a friend and test it out and give out passwords.
>>703919667
definitaley best idea
>>703924484
Can someone take this and make it less autistic and not shit?
>>703924491
>>703924238
Making changes, thanks, guys.
>>703924484
The "We are not responsible..." text needs to be as small as the Copyright notice. And more like the background gray. Ideally you just leave it out.
How about we tell them they can't be sliced by a blender
>>703924484
this one it would work but its useless. instead of that putit in water then freeze it
>>703924484
I saw a youtube video where someone put the iPhone 6 in the water and their freezer along with a Samsung Galaxy S7 and thawed it out and both phones worked afterwards. So I don't this idea would really fuck anyone up especially since the iPhone 7 actually advertises waterproof
>>703925052
How about lavaproof?
>>703925156
>lava
do you think the real world is minecraft?
Bump
>>703925052
Water resistant
>>703924484
Can I ask what font you used?
>>703923859
invalid font file dick head
>>703925205
Kek
Bamp
>>703925233
old meme
>>703925156
nobody has lava in their backyard, so this would not have any fun consequences.
You want something that even tech-illiterate normies would do, using things that they all have access to.
Maybe something that makes them put it into the microwave? Say it's necessary to defragment the filesystem or so.
bomp
>>703924740
this
pls include me in screencap anons :)
Make one which comes across as really racist with something like "With our new security option, you can make it where any black person touching your phone immediately notifies the police." So we make Apple seem like a racist company and get liberal faggots screaming that Apple is racist.
>>703922215
make it happen captn'
>>703924484
I like this, but the design looks off, not authentic
>>703925652
thats just useless
>>703925156
are u twelve?
>>703917329
>>703925721
Wanna fix it for me then?
>>703925779
STALE or DEAD meme
>>703925652
this made me cringe
>>703925415
No. Not water proof. The advertise resistant. Big diff. Easy to confuse
IPhone 7 radar gun scammer, drive as fast as you want
>>703925779
Charge your phone with your wall outlet while swimming in your pool and texting with it
>>703925957
Lolwut
USB-C compatible?
That ought to wreck the port right?
memess bump
>>703925156
fuck yeah, i got some lava right here ready to go
Due to IP68 rating as advertised, Iphone 7 can now safely be dropped into scolding hot tea or coffee. Never again will you lose data because your phone came too close to a trough of starbucks.
Bump
>>703926631
I don't think this will to any damage
Bendgate has been fixed, not even slamming your butt into a church pew will bend this sucker.
Sorry, change the wording around, removed the gradient, picked a better quality photo, and took our grammar/large words.
>>703926743
do*
>>703926743
It'll probably boil off the adhesive keeping the screen on, after which the water can easily get behind the screen.
>>703923558
>implying there isnt one devious fuck on her that uses a mac
>>703919667
A: A magnet cannot damage your iPhone - the screen works by capacitance. The only thing it could perhaps affect is the compass, though I'm not certain it would. Gluing anything directly to your iPhone, though, will probably void the warranty.
Can magnets destroy the phone's storage?
>>703917329
"The secret that apple doesn't want you to know: trading in your iphone 7 for a samsung galaxy s7 will save you hundreds of dollars per year on your cell phone bill"
>>703926792
That's not too bad man
>>703926792
Worse than the original. Just give up.
IPhone nut heater. Never have cold nuts again
>>703926792
FYI
It's = contraction of It is
Its = possession
>>703926792
Shit looks made on MS Paint
>>703917329
Water Proof
/thread
>>703926792
>bending the phone
how original...
>>703926990
A speaker magnet is more than enough to wipe a phone. Call it a custom mounting option (bedside or whatever), and boom, phone is wiped.
WE NEED TO MAKE SOME FAKE IPHONE AD RELATING MAGNETS
>>703927700
I have had a magnetic mount on my phone for 3 years and it hasn't done shit, stop talking out your ass.
>>703927414
Elaborate kikeboy
>>703923858
Why would making it a app make sense?
Faggot
>>703927917
I'm talking big fucking magnets. Speaker magnet or some shit like that.
Would an electromagnet do anything?
>>703918238
Dis is good!
>>703928067
speaker magnets aren't that strong, unless you're talking about a big hefty subwoofer
>>703918012
Bump
Guaranteed shatterproof screen?
>>703926792
trips
why not just get people to jailbreak and corrupt some important file
Is there a sys32 like option within iOS left?
>>703928058
that's what it means, yes
>>703928463
This is way better than mine, let's just pass this around. I give up.
Drop your phone from heights and the kinetic energy will charge your phone?
>>703928661
New Iphone 7, perfect for fixing that wobbly table leg.
>>703925205
tepkok
>>703918957
this. We have to do this. Also some guys have to upload some fake-bend-videos so it seems like it's an unbeatable challenge.
>mfw people start to bend their $1000 phones and record it.
>>703921740
The only reason it fucking broke was because he smashed it two thousand fucking times against the magnet. The magnet only effected the compass direction like are you fucking retarded?
>>703926792
>using contractions
>being a redundant autistic
Kill yourself.
>>703919786
im a memer
How about if they superglue a Fresnel lens onto the screen it becomes holographic?
>>703929621
im not twelve btw
>>703929621
The worst part is, with a better ad people would actually do this
>>703930082
This one is awesome
>>703929931
call it iWash, and correct the spelling mistakes (it's guarantee, not guaraunte), and fix the steve jobs image (it's bent, we don't bend at apple), and don't make it ugly brown but classic diamond black white and people will buy it.
How about we say that the iPhone 7 can charge by kinetic energy because of some accelerometers, maybe that would encourage people to put it in a dryer or a blender?
>>703930082
how about a hidden 2nd front cammera that you can only get to by hitting the phone screen with a fucking hammer
>>703930082
That eyePhone is black!
Racists!
>>703929719
This right here is some next level nigger trolling.
How about the iPhone 7 being able to be charged by solar energy using a magnifying glass
how about the i-suicide? win a free phone for the best live suicide
>>703930516
I like it but I don't think people would fall for it
>>703930516
Then people would just leave their phone in the sun
>>703930948
Maybe some bullshit about the sun's rays not being concentrated enough without a magnifying glass
Maybe we could say that the iphone is now compatible with all kinds of voltage in the world or something like that, you'd only need to expose the wire and connect it to the iphone
>>703926792
Theories aren't Laws.
Introducing iGuard, our latest advancement in physical technology specially designed for iPhone. iGuard now makes it possible for our phones to withstand increased physical stress and pressure from day to day use so that you can keep your phone safe and in its best shape.
Laws can't be broken, so why not bend them?
>>703931608
Yeah, yeah, I fixed it but people kept telling me to kys instead so I just figured I'd edit it myself and post it on social media later.
>>703931608
iPressure, simply drive onto our new tough iphone 7 to see if your tire pressure is still up to spec.
We at Apple care about the environment and driving with properly inflated tyres can save up to 2 mpg.
Simple position the wheel to be tested over the screen and with the use of forcetouch 2.0 we will be able to determine your tire pressure within 0.5 psi.
How about that the iPhone's vibration is strong enough that now when it detects it's falling from >x m height it will vibrate to fall in the optimal position to reduce damage to the screen or the internal stuff
>>703932506
That changes the concept of people leaving their phone on the edge of a counter compared to just "on the table". No one is that edgy.
>buh-dum-tsss
>>703932506
I think people would more likely just be like "huh, neat" rather than actually test it
Last attempt. I don't care if it's better, worse, or makes /b/ disgrace me for the rest of my life, it's mine and I'm happy with it. I'm aware there is a double negative, I already flattened it, so fuck it.
>>703918957
Bumping
iPhone wave
>>703933241
>its capable
should be it's or it is
>>703933486
Mother fucking fuck I hate English so much and I looked at every fucking word
>>703933610
You didn't spell sheriff right either bud
>>703933610
>another its
>>703933866
>>703933486
I lied, I got self-conscious.
I've got an idea for a funny gag.
Let's all make ads that say the iphone 7 doesn't include a headphone jack, and instead you have to get a $100 set of wireless earphones if you want to listen to music.
The public will be so bamboozled!
>>703924569
hunter2
This thread made me realize how autistic half of 4chan is. Did anyone learn grammar?
>>703934300
I blame 4chan for my bad grammar, I used to be really good at it.
>>703934300
4chan is the opposite of school and education
the more time you spent here, the mor you ulearn wat you have lnadrednd, lmao, fuck u ;) :(
>>703917329
Make a fake PS4 model that supports 4K gaming and has a 5TB hard drive
>mfw sony fags start commenting how much better sony is than microsoft
>mfw they find it it was a hoax and all microsoft fanboys laugh at them
How's this?
>>703934695
Well put together, but it doesn't look like Apple in my opinion. It looks like you used Roboto font, which immediately makes me think it's an Android phone.
>>703934695
Looks actually pretty good, I feel like this may be the one.
>>703934695
>Fromup
>>703934695
heyyy thats pretty good
>>703917329
Somebody get the wireless headphones and shoop them onto a red hot hotplate and make up some fake new story saying someone got hold of a pair and found out they are heat resistant up-to like 580degrees or something so cunts mention their headphones
>>703934695
I like it aside from - >>703934858
Looks a little off, try a different font.
>>703934858
go look at the iphone 7 splash page
i just emulated what they have there
>>703934695
Nice photoshop skills, but it lacks things like the apple logo, maybe the copyright stuff at the bottom, and idk what else
>>703934977
I'm using San Francisco Display
what should I be using?
>>703934071
>>703934682
>>703934695
I think we're almost ready
What'ya /b/ros think? Where should we start to spread it?
>>703935089
>>703923858
It looks more like an ad than any sort of official thing
>>703928463
Get rid of the giant Apple, center the heading, and do something about the negative space in the bottom right.
>>703934695
>fromup
Soaking your iphone in warm will make it shrink, andsoaking it in cold water will make it expand
I gave it a shot
>>703934992
You may be right, it looks like the serifs are cutting off to quickly, but I may only notice that because I'm autistic. I have my vote for this, is anyone even still here anymore.
>>703935218
lame
>>703920905
Wrong, the biggest Autist in the world literally came up with it
the government is hiding secret microphones in it, the only way to remove them is to tear the back out and find them
fixed fromup
adjusted minor things... is the font really not correct? I'm using San Francisco Display
>>703930082
This is brilliant
>>703917329
"Apple Field" - Charges with magnetism.
>>703918650
>>703918881
Agreed, lots of potential.
>>703917329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJz3jCprFdA
Watch this one!
>>703934695
holy fuck i didn't see this
dope
>>703934300
dude,for most people here english is 2nd or even 3rd language,and they don't use it daily.
Let's convince everyone they removed the headphone jack.
>>703935372
no point. phones have flash memory so they won't get wiped by magnets
>>703935347
Personally, I think it looks fine.
>>703935218
camera should be way bigger, antenna bands should be more simple. Next time try using an image of the 7, not the 6
>>703934071
>withstand its own weight
so well under a pound of pressure? who gives a shit? just say it retains its shape under extreme pressure.
>>703935347
it carries that sleek, aesthetic feel apple ads usually have.
so yeah, it's pretty good, anon.
>>703935460
Yeah, that would be ridiculous, wouldn't it? lmao
>>703935399
JHAHAHAHAA
>>703935518
kek/10, didn't even realize it was the wrong phone.
>>703935347
I'd say it needs at least 1 more apple logo somewhere, other than that it looks good.
>>703934695
now this is a step in the right direction, just make the ad look more appealing and official
>>703935347
holy fuck, I could fall for this
>>703934071
Lol
Apple would never say "there's a new sherrif in town".
>>703930082
>Dr. Sam Hyde
this is good
>>703935347
put something like apple 2016 at the bottom, maybe a warning, but other than that, it looks pretty good
>>703935347
imo the sentence needs to be buffed up a bit os it looks more official
>>703918012
Kek
>>703934695
No no no no no
Wrong font and should be white
>>703935628
>>703935347
Apple also wouldn't call out their own flaws in the biggest font on the picture.
>>703935347
Dude, if you had the apple logo on it at the top somewhere. This would be 150% legit looking.
It looks really good.
>>703935518
fuck, i got memed well and proper
>website updated June 7 2016
kek
>>703935347
If I didn't know any better, I'd be 'all-but' convinced. I think this is among the best we've seen.
>>703935735
bro go look at the splash page for iphone7
>>703935834
>Censors hashtag
>not the username
wat
>>703935834
FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
>>703934971
This has potential, just make up some bullshit story as to why they need to be heat resistant and you are done
>>703935347
wow, that logo is a nice touch, makes it look more official
>>703935834
Just like the rice trick, but if your iphone has a cracked screen, be sure to bake the rice with the iphone in it
>>703935347
make it white apple doesn't primarily do black if at all
>>703936087
See, the rice releases water, which - with the new waterproof capabilities - help mend the screen back together.
>>703935347
Apple logo above innovation
>>703918957
>> tell them Apple used new super strong iron which cant bend by a humans
tell them jet fuel can't melt iphone 7's steel beams
>>703934695
>World's Strongest Person
Sounds like libcuck word salad. People will belive this ad 10/10
Forgot your iphone charger? Just unbend a paperclip and stick one end in an outlet, and the other in the charging port!
fixed it.
We should put "Courage" in one of these posters
>>703934164
Dat filename
>>703930082
>Dr. Sam Hyde
Made me laugh out loud, good toast
>>703936589
fixed it again
>>703934164
underrated post though
>>703935347
I don't think the whole strongest person thing is the most convincing statement you could use
Hmm....
>>703936548
you briliant evil bastard
>>703936819
>fromup
>>703935347
"If you manage took bend and break it, we'll refund your money, guaranteed
>>703918957
>>703937076
kek
>>703936848
Yeah it needs to mention how it can be "sat on" in your back pocket without bending
re-fix
Can someone help me download Minecraft mods?
The new iPhone has been specially equipped with a new gyroscope and accelerometer. With the GPS turned on, your phone will automatically charge itself when traveling 75 mph, or faster, due to earths magnetic fields in sync to the magnetic field of your phone.
>>703937284
iPhone is for retards - so pick up a Samsung which will literally explode in your face.
>>703937374
I'm not sure why i laughed so hard at this post
>>703937381
You should probably get your autism checked.
how about we get them to do something like this
>pic related
the new solar retina display + use any magnifiyng glass
>>703937462
only the note 7, my friend, and they are fixing it
>>703937524
zkvfdspgfjdsogjdsogdsojgos
FUCK
>>703935218
not even an iPhone 7
>>703937483
kek
On the real though, Samsungs are for poor niggers.
Operation #iPhone is for retards
>>703937374
If you want autism, watch Smosh
>>703925547
The microwave would be good, but for wireless charging.
Full charge in 2 minutes with the new app mIcrowave or something...
>>703936819
>fromup
Jesus fucking fix it
we could say something like if you do x thing or pour x into the iphone it reveals a harambe hologram
Dipping your phone in ammonia and bleach to change the color of the phone
>>703937984
original
>>703936819
>>703936589
>>703937284
numale angry about muh iphone, muh apple
>>703937984
Then they won't do it unless they have the non-existent app, Microwave, installed.
>hurr durr, i'm 12
>>703937284
>fromup
>>703938124
you must be a videophile, nice
>>703938224
i dont understand
>>703938124
i dont even have a phone
>>703938315
"fromup" is Latin for "boy lover", stupid. Lrn2bilingual
>>703938315
Not surprising
>>703938402
>Boost Mobile still doesn't have a cheap enough phone for me
Fixed that for you, anon
>>703938148
Sorry, it's hard to think like an iFag.
>mfw have exploding Note 7
>hasn't exploded yet
>>703938447
i dont understand
/thread
>>703938816
Well, when you're that blatantly autistic, it's not much of a shock to anyone.
>>703938584
What's it like knowing your encryption was cracked by script kiddies in literally 3 hours after the phone's release and it took the multi country ZOG 6 months to crack the iPhones and a single update fixed that?
>>703939140
thanks
help me make this look more pro
k i think im done
>>703941251
that's fucking gold
spread it
>>703941251
where does it say iphone 7?
>>703941251
Add apple copyright and make it say iphone7
>>703941574
you don't think it's implied?
>>703941675
where? example from legit advertisement?
>>703922215
iShield AND charges in the sun
>>703941894
Apple shit h As the little copyright thing. And it adds effect of realism
what about an ad about "update the lastest ios and enable the water proof feature" ?
>>703942447
Newfag gtfo. That's been done already. Kys
>>703929931
>gaurentee
>gaurentee
>gaurentee
>gaurentee
Kys