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Strange stuffs that you own
>Guess what this is /b/
>>703885783
Hint: it contains liquid
>>703885783
a benis
:^D
>>703885783
Some sort of novelty vodka
container for chemicals
>>703886083
is a benis?
:^D
wait whats up with your thumb
Benis
Novelty butt plug.
>>703886114
Wrong
>>703885783
>>703885783
You have gross hands
A lightbulb
looks like a blacklight bulb...dunno about what else it could be though considering its supposed to have liquid in it
>>703886205
benis
>>703885783
Bong?
>>703885783
aftershave
Looks like a benis
>>703886377
Thats a weird way to spell benis
Tier 10 butt plug
Op, where'd you get that dope ass benis?
A bulb with liquid.
Novelty bong or novelty drink flask
>>703885783
champagne bottle?
Purple light bulb
>>703886590
>>703886582
>>703886377
>>703886394
>>703886465
>>703886558
>>703886349
Wrong
Believe me there is a right answer
>>703885783
Fukn TELL ME
OP here, its a benis.
20mm PGU-27A/B
SDP05F002-002
Just the shell though
totally an benis :^D
>>703886133
definitely a benis
:^D
>>703886754
i knew it was benis
:^D
a huge ass light bulb you painted black because you like big black nigger cocks?
I am big cums to benis
>>703886754
what a weird benis you have there OP
its a lightbulb painted black
also, its a benis
i would guess a benis
:^)
>>703886901
Wrong
Imagine I use this lightbulb for my fleshlight lol
>>703885783
looks like a benis
:^D
>>703885783
Oh god, please don't be a sex toy. As a kid I played with something a lot like a smaller version of that...
>>703885783
Wait, is it a pipe?
>>703885783
What's it screw into?
I've seen those before, benis confirmed
>>703887123
kek you played with a benis
>>703887069
AHA gotchu OP you and your big mouth
so im right its a
BENIS.
:^D
benis cumfirmed
:^D
>>703885783
Terrarium light for a large reptile.
>>703885783
Benis pump?
>>703885783
obviously a light bulb
thats an avon cologne bottle
If you look closely you can clearly see it is benis.
obviously a benis
:^D
>>703885783
That sure is one funny looking buttplug u got their op.
Definitely a Benis
Is it cologne ?
>>703887123
No it's not a sex toy and wrong
its a vase for flowers
>>703887435
Wrong
>>703887475
Wrong
I know.
Is benis.
hand granade
op here im glad u like my benis
;^D
It's a magic 8ball idea haver
>>703885892
faggot
Stylized Erlenmeyer flask
>>703886754
That's what thought.
Wat win?
>>703887341
Keked heartily
is this a strange stuff?
its a funky wine glass
IT'S A FUCKING LIGHTBULB SHAPED VASE
or a benis
:^DD
>>703887693
This lightbulb looks strange
>>703885783
It's obviously a :BBB
>Big Black Benis
You use it to fugg
:D
Alright, alright, op here. I'll come clean.
It is . . .
GIANT BENIS!
I play with 2x day when mom leave.
Is happy fun time.
>>703885783
It's A Douche
>>703887693
Nice, water gun dildo
>>703885783
I think it might be used to carry bevereges around keeping their temperature
>>703887736
it's not a benis isnt it
It's one of those odd special light bulbs, that bird breeders use to check if the egg is fertilised. My grandpa had one of these and I remember holding all kinds of shit in front of it as a kid, to see what happens.
>>703885783
Is this the benis I keep hearing about?
that's a Wood's lamp :D it emits only uv rays because the colour inside filter the visible light. am i right?
Is benis, no?
will guessing for benis
:^D
>>703887745
>>703887833
its a BENIS
Op is obvious troll with benis.
>>703885783
>wrong
>wrong
>wrong
Just tell us you tremendous fucking Faggot
>>703887856
yes nice benis
:^D
>>703887936
i told you is benis
my work is done i leave now
Is full of liquid???
ok, then benis!
>>703887993
But wait . . . what kind of benis?
Your makeshift buttplug.
Don't even try to deny it faggot, I know what you use it for.
>>703887920
benis has no ears, I'm calling PETA btw
>>703887920
Is that the syringe you use with the dildo?
>>703888047
what syringe
i only see two benis
:^D
>>703888047
Not who you're talking to, but yeah it is.
It attaches to the tubing on the dildo.
>>703888043
i dont fuck animals
>>703888047
yea
creampies are fun
>>703885783
vacuum flask / thermos
>>703885783
hot sauce?
i guess from experience is benis?
:^D
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>I'm outside work having a smoke break
>reading through this thread laughing like a fucking lunatic.
>people on the street are passing by me looking at me like I'm full blown potato
>mfw
Water container of a hookah?
>>703885783
Molotov cocktail
>>703885783
It's juice, I've had these before.
>>703885783
A weapon
>>703885783
A container.
>>703888208
Ooh shit there it is
>>703888208
what's up with green benis, not ripe yet?
>>703888149
What do you use for "cum?"
Does the dildo come with a bottle of fake jizz or do you like make your own?
>>703885783
Alcohol
>>703888171
It just exploded after I posted first bost
:^D
>>703888208
Looks like a winner
>>703886269
Dubs don't lie
>>703888208
what nice set of benis
is available for sale?
>>703885783
Beans confirmed... It is a Beanis.
:^D
>>703888208
Fuckin winrar
>>703888208
its benises ;DD
>>703887693
does this thing really fit in you??
>>703885783
>>703888208
Well OP!
Is it juice???
>>703888208
OP here:
Nice, you are close, but there is a little more to it
>>703888309
>winner
Mfw supposed to be Winwar
>>703888208
so basically
is benis?
:^D
>>703888269
you can get cum lube from bad dragon
its actually really good
>>703888363
yes but its tight
>>703888208
3 benises?
Holy shit!
>>703888391
What flavor!?!!?!?!
Benis.
>>703885783
It contains the ashes of something that is dead?
>>703885783
It contains weed?
>>703888149
Post pics of it in you
>>703888391
Fug you op you cock-teasing faggud if not tell what is in next post then confirmed it is big benis :^D
>>703888391
a benis with another benis inside
:^D
>>703885783
It contains drugs?
>>703887693
Your flag is broken
>>703888481
OP here, it actually contains Benis
:^D
is not benis? was it was so
:^(
>>703888423
>>703887920
>>703887693
I'm ashamed to be british
>>703888494
i only have webms
>>703888565
broken?
seems fine to me
>>703888602
go kill yourself then
your benis is more bulbous than my benis
>>703888481
>>703888506
You can say it's a type of drug that make you feel good
>>703885783
It contains semen?
>>703888602
This made me laugh so hard.
>>703888423
oh, wow. i'm already struggling with a finger.
>>703885783
It contains finger nails?
>>703888602
your only now ashamed?
you no have beautiful benis?
>>703888631
Post the WebM plzzzz
>>703888631
Webms are even better, we want
>>703888391
Nah, that's as far as I'm going.
>>703888494
>>703888652
It contains ecstasy?
>>703888631
Demonstrate how I should kill myself first, then I may give it a try.
>>703888423
So you bust it in your butt and then eat the lube or nah?
>>703888208
how many benises need?
>>703888744
Checked and kek'd
>>703888652
It contains amphetamine?
>>703888652
It contains cocaine?
is premarital benis
Spiked juice. OP is getting tipsy right off the rip.
>>703888652
It contains crack?
>>703888652
Acid?
how you make sexy benis?
>>703888652
It contains energy drink?
>>703888652
Chloroform?
>>703888652
golden brown?
>>703888888
nice dubs
>>703888888
nice
>>703888888
WASTED YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>703888888
damn son
>>703888928
Texture like sun.
>>703888678
just practice
but dont go too overboard
this is the biggest ill go. and i only use it once a week or so.
>>703888702
>>703888703
okay
>>703888781
i dont eat it but i sometimes squirt cum through it while deepthroating it but i spit it out after
>>703888208
too much benis for handle :DDDDD
>>703888888
fuck you, we had thread
>>703888888
Nice 6 8s
>>703888888
Thread's over, guys
>>703888932
and quints
>>703888326
wat
>>703888631
Webms work
>>703888888
checked
-Q
>>703888888
What a waste
Kill yourself
>>703888631
In a normally functioning flag there would be blue where yours is pink, looks to me like the flag's color display matrix is shot. You should probably take it into the shop to get that fixed
>>703888888
holy shit nice sextuples
>>703888888
We had a thread fir this, faggotor
>>703888888
Checked.
>>703888888
Oh Fugg!
>>703888969
There is no gay like britgay.
Full on flaming queen isle of gay.
>>703888969
Niiiiice
Question: does BD cum lube taste like cum? Is it edible? I've been thinking about ordering some lately
>>703887920
i think i saved some webms of that guy.
>>703888969
more
>>703888888
>No.703888888
hexs
>>703888208
Trips never ever lie
>>703888888
Nice, but still wrong
>>703888969
are u a trap or a girl lol
>>703886322
>actually spend time editing this
are you retarded? did you actually think this was funny?
>>703888888
wasted smh
>>703888969
idk, i did stretch for a while and tried it a couple times but butt stuff just didn't do anything for me. though that webm looks like a lot of fun tbh
WINE, mah niggaz
>>703889196
it's a trap!
>>703889196
You can see in the video that there's no tits there...
>>703888969
Convert to gif
REE
>>703889227
it wasn't funny but after reading your message it kind of is
>>703889060
its the brit gay flag you fuckin straightie
>>703889135
just jelly of cute teacups
>>703889148
doesnt taste like cum
probably safe to eat but idk why you would swallow it
>>703889152
you probably did
>>703889153
ok
>>703889196
a boy.
>>703889244
yea good toys really make the difference
>>703888391
Oh Jesus you are that kid from school you wanted to punch his ducking teeth in because you only guess 90 percent of what he has. Shut the Fuck up and shove that benis up you ass.
>>703889247
Ah. I said spiked, but alright. The breakfast of champions.
>>703889279
so? I've known flat chested girls...
>>703888969
gotcha.
Do you give yourself facials, or you not wanna waste that shit on that?
>>703888652
ghb
>>703888888
Bingo. It's a limited-run guarana version of my favorite juice.
>>703889336
god hates fags
>>703888888
>888888
My heart rate rn
>>703889336
I'd really like to give you my benis :DDDDDD
>>703889403
Oh my. Welcome back OP.
>>703888969
Moar pls
>>703889195
>>703889403
Eymconfuz O_o
>>703888368
So many power rangers
>>703885783
Fucking funniest thread all week.
Thanks whoever started and helped benis catch on. Fucking hilarious.
>>703889403
Guarana is nice. What flavor of juice?
>>703889336
boy = trap
u noob
>>703889336
hot as fuck
>>703889589
Guarana
>>703886322
That was funny
>>703889583
You are welcome
>>703889403
fuck you op
>>703889336
Idk, I like swallowing cum
Does it have no taste or just a specific flavour?
>>703889623
Where do you buy it?
>>703889372
ofc i give myself facials
but yea im using it up way too fast. need to buy some more
>>703889427
i am god
>>703889484
r u a femboy
>>703889511
okay
>>703889600
no you fucking idiot
>>703889604
ty
>>703889661
tastes like lube? but not as bad as some lubes
>>703887920
i know that keyboard are you hot stocking trap from the battle station threads
>>703889403
how do you open it?
>>703889723
Pakistan
>>703885783
My educated guess would be
Benis :^ D
>>703889403
Real OP here: no it's not, you are wrong
>>703889777
You screw it into a light socket and pull down.
>>703889758
Very hot anon. :)
>>703889788
All over Pakistan or some particular pLACE?
>>703889187
He didn't even get trips you dumb nigger
>>703889903
kek
>>703889788
How much for a bottle?
>>703889903
Who the fuck buys something that inconvenient? Is it for the sake of novelty?
>>703889758
Best one so far
thanks for answering my lube questions
also nice ass overall
This a trap thread now?
>>703889758
i want to see you take it deeper
>>703890088
>>703889981
پیشاب
>>703889758
geez. would i be able to take over that dildos job?
>>703889758
I saved this, hope you don't mind
It's absinthe
>>703889766
yes
>>703889931
ty
>>703890044
thanks fam
>>703890088
no because im not a "trap"
>>703890149
this is prettymuch as deep as i can
>>703890189
its doubtful
>>703890206
go ahead, save it. its all yours my friend.
>>703890177
>پیشاب
نگر
All I see is a fucking faggot holding a large black lightbulb that he enjoys pleasuring himself with.
>>703890026
1 goat is worth ~500 bottles, though the value of a goat changes with the season.
>>703885783
>Strange stuffs that you own
i have a gf
OP here, it is NOT juice! It is a benis!
>>703890347
>its doubtful
is 13 cm enough?
>>703885783
A hand
>>703888208
1 green benis :DDDDDDDDD
2 black benis :DDDDDD
>>703890347
>not a trap
>crossdresses
Crossdresser then?
>>703890473
Does it matter if the goat is dead or alive?
>>703890347
Anything you want to show, I'd like to see. :)
>>703889336
I wasn't aware that Gay Britain was a country
>>703890619
Nah, you can still fuck a dead goat
>>703890347
Gotta save em all
>>703890347
On any social media? :)
>>703890516
no.
and you would need to be a cute boy anyway
>>703890546
yea though crossdresser can mean just anyone wearing panties so femboy is the most appropriate word.
>>703890649
sure thread caps soon anyway
>>703890669
rainbow isn't a country either but they get a flag.
>>703890755
nope
>>703890691
Do they mind if I fuck it first?
>>703890792
Who in the literal fuck is playing Terraria in this!?
>>703890929
im multitasking
>>703890792
oh okay. well.... i cant really judge myself, so i guess im okay looking?
>>703888326
summerfag detected
>>703890809
Well darn! :)
>>703890815
Probably not since they all love sandy vaginas, cum couldn't be much worse
>>703890034
Basically. It started with a Pakistani tradition which involves filling a lightbulb with wine and resealing it. You screw it into the socket and try to open it without breaking the glass, while the power is on. If the you break the glass, you get shocked and lose your wine.
>>703890792
You have a perfect body, I would love having yours *-*
But I don't have this body type :( 1m80 for 75kg
>>703890977
unless you look like me then idk fam
>>703890999
fuckin normie
>>703891060
u short fam.
>>703891060
same /b/ro
Lif hard
>>703891181
well... i have the same body typ. but iiii dont think its a good idea to post my face here :/
>>703890792
who the fuck is playing Diablo while you repeatedly reverse poop a synthetic pink turd?
>>703890792
how did you get such smooth skin?
>>703891278
no need anyway
if you dont already know you are cute then you probably arent
>>703891278
As long as you have something to put up your ass, I can probably fap to it
>>703891181
>>>703891060 (You)
>u short fam.
What ?
We should start a femboy thread with this /b/ro in it...
>>703890792
Thanks saved all. Will you marry me? We can share a dual horse cock and control each others cum.
>>703889336
Out of my country you disgusting scottish fuck
>>703891047
Makes sense.
>>703888368
asian garage sale?! kek
>>703891481
Do, record, post
>>703891596
If OP is ok with it. c;
>>703891381
ur mum
>>703891392
try eat well and moisturize and shave carefully
>>703891439
ur a short ass nigga.
>>703891464
eh idk if ill be around much longer
>>703891481
if you are very cute and also have nice personality
>>703891522
dont make me throw trees at you
>>703891650
Why OP
>>703891653
1m80 is short ?
u strange
>>703891653
Dammit...well that was worth a shot ig
Niggers, Its a fire extinguisher.
>>703891792
SHORT
>>703891803
memed.
And whole thread went gay
>>703891653
No more beard but whatcha think im 5'8" 9 inch cock erect average thickness. As for my personality im a hippie mixed with the empathy and deepness of a dark soul.
>>703891945
ok I think you don't know what this word mean
>>703891047
What kind of fuckup starts an ass-backwards tradition like that?
There is no way it's not a benis.
>>703886824
o fugg :DDD
>>703891978
not a femboy/10
you seem aight but not my type
>>703892012
im 6'2
you are short
Page 5, thread death?
>>703887693
That hand
You a grill?
Tits for the poor
>>703892225
look at the rest of the thread
>>703892198
300 replies is cap.
>>703887341
Your spelling is shit. It's obviously a benis bump.
To 404 we go
And it was a benis
>>703890792
Thanks for sharing, have a good day. :)
>>703892188
as the median size is around 175cm, no im not short, you are tall.
>>703892092
The kind of fuckup who can't afford wine glasses. The old light bulbs were originally just pulled apart and filled with wine, but then some drunken genius invented a new way to get himself killed, and it became a good way to stop people from getting too drunk.
>>703892398
you too
>>703892399
sounds like something a manlet would say
>>703888888
Got the right answer and sextuple 8s
>>703886322
Kek
>>703888652
Ketamine? Pcp?
AAAAAVVVEEE SAAATTTTAAAANNNIIIISSS
