26/fem Am I too old to be posting ? ;___;
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26/fem
Am I too old to be posting ? ;___;
Tits or gtfo
>>703868101
You know the rules, OP.
Nude chest shot with timestamp.
Yes, overageb&
>>703868062
i'm 26 fem too we're both old and shouldn't be posting
Good choice in Pocky flavour!
Tits or gtfo
>>703868189
Same goes for you, tits or gtfo
>>703868062
hope not, I'm 30 and not leaving any time soon
>>703868222
you are looking like a feminist, emma
wait...oh shi
Ask a bored 59 yr old man anything.
inb4 enlarged prostate or gtfo
>>703868062
tits, time stamp or gtfo cunt
>>703868062
>>703868189
>>703868356
give us some butthole pics and everything will be fine.
>>703868440
prolapse or gtfo
>>703868444
TRIPS
>>703868455
more? ;)
Oldest /b/tard i recall seeing was 76.
>>703868062
35 here and definitely interested in your butthole
>>703868062
timestamp.
You're a girl and I'm a Virgin who wants you. I want to fuck you and hold you and love you. Giving you a kiss would completely night as I caress your body slowly up and down to your pussy. Gently swimming fingers as you moan into the night. I'd give you love and youd know realy manliness for the first time. I would impregnate you and we would take our children camping, sitting by the fire regaling old tales by the fire as they stared in wonder. I'd take you into out tent and cuddle with you for hours until we both fell asleep. In the morning little Jimmy would get lost and we'd spend hours searching to no avail. Eventually you'd remember his favorite swimming hole and stsrt running for him, picturing his lifeless body floating in the river. I'd stop you and say, "you can't. What if you get hurt?" To which you'd say, "anything for my baby" and run toward the river. You'd save him but at what cost. I'd remember seeing your lifeless body hit the shore, I'd fall on my knees and weep. Eventually we'd hold a funeral and I would invite all our shit posting friends. We'd remember you as the mother who saved her child. The feminists would rage at your actions, bit I would clutch jimmy tightly, knowing you saved him. Thank you anon f/26 for our children, our wonderful life, and your amazing sacrifice.
Does that answer your question?
>>703868892
>looks at the numbers
>realizes he doesn't know what the date is
Holy shit, it's already september?
AWWWWYEEEDEE WE GOT SUM TITS BOIIIZ
>>703868803
please tell me this is copypasta?!?!
if it isn't you should bury yourself alive
You can't be too old to be a /b/tard. I look forward to the day when the average age of a poster is 65.
>>703869005
You read it? I didn't get further than 2 sentences in.
>>703868892
Post face.
For no real reason i felt like listening to a bunch of rage against the machine today. When was that band popular?
>>703869005
I'm drunk as shit dude. I have no idea what that says, jist stream of consciousness bullshit really. It's like improv, only somehow even more shitty
>>703868892
why did you get that tattoo?
how do you feel about it now?
>>703869158
aren't they still popular? RATM and SOAD are about 50% of of my music collection and I'm pretty sure I'm a cool dude
>>703869197
>scans the post
Did you go through it and spell correct the thing? Because if you spelled all that shit correctly, you are so far away from "drunk as shit" that you'd probably be able to legally drive to go buy more booze.
>>703869226
Don't know
And don't know... Ha
>>703869232
Well they're still listened to, but i wouldn't say they're popular.
>>703868892
what's your kik?
26 m here
>>703869335
fuck you
I won't do what you tell me
>>703869299
scratch that I'm a faggot
>>703869361
fuck you
I won't do what you tell me
>>703869290
>>703869290
I don't drink much. But my phone has auto correct and English the only thing i was ever good at. I do like to ramble about useless things though. If you want to picture a fat Virgin who is trying to only.pretned drunk you're only half right. I'm drunk (at least a little) I'm fat, and i. A Virgin. But I don't give a fuck about thst story. The fact that I'm examining it to you shoul be enough tbh mate
Nice bait.
tits AND gtfo
>>703869304
it's gross, you should remove it
no one is going to find you more attractive because of it
>>703868892
Show buuthole REEEEEE
>>703869670
Stfu faggot
>>703869524
>go to reddit you'll fit in better
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>703869835
What app is this??
This thread sucks. OP sucks for posting this thread. I'm going to post random shit now.
>>703869757
>>703869890
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>703869772
Thays cool but I'll gladly decline. Thanks for the concern tho bud. Much <3
>>703868892
What's that tattoo?
>>703869944
>>703869956
Master shake's flesh sleeves are freaking me out.
>>703870082
>>703869970
A shark lol
>>703870097
What the......
>>703870143
Heh hey you should post tiddy
>>703870145
>>703870143
Can we see?
>>703870145
>>703868062
im 31, lets fuck
>>703870248
>>703868101
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>>703868222
>>703868444
>>703868455
>>703868551
>>703869716
if there's no butthole in 5 seconds you're headed to page 10 bitch
>>703870253
>>703868892
looks good. would totally wreck that ass if you're legal. btw 49 yr old checking in. been rocking this board off and on since 2005.
>>703870294
Says page 10
>Page 1
Thanks for the bump faggot
>>703868062
Regardless if your a girl or not there's no "perfect age" to be posting, fuck bitches and get money anon, enough said
>>703870350
>>703870392
>>703870379
>>703868892
Excellent.
And to answer your question, no. You're not too old. The point at which you become too old for /b/ is when you're dead. Even then maybe not.
>>703870474
>>703868892
btw clean under your nails dude
>>703870525
this you OP?
>>703870350
Aye, matie! 49 here, as well.
>>703870569
>>703870294
Yes
pretty sure it is
>>703870543
>>703870525
love that gif. chick is hot imho
p.s. hate the storefront captcha
>>703870637
>>703870567
Damn dude nice find
>>703870567
Yeah that's her. Mole and tattoo confirms. Mole above right tit towards center.
>>703870659
>not using legacy captcha
remember this from like 4+ years ago
many faps were had
>>703870567
>>703870637
god damnit, now ya dun goofed. She's probably gonna stop posting.
Sauce at least?
>>703870567
Mr fucking detective right here
was just about to go to sleep
enjoy the dump faggots
>>703870742
Dis bitch an oldfag woop woop
>>703870743
Nah still here it's entertaining seeing these pics and thinking damn like these are 4 years old hahahah
>>703870742
>wait a sec...I remember that shark!
>>703870667
confirmed>>703870567 hella skills you must have an awesome memory and an equally awesome filing system for images.
>>703870833
>hahahahahah
Ree
come on OP post some new stuff
you just remembered me of my newfag days
>>703870862
it so cute
>>703870930
Okay this is newer
>>703870896
niggas porn catalog on point
>>703870896
my memory's pretty shitty tbqhwyf
i liked her for some reason
>>703870833
>>703870836
Nice bong.
Before or after chanology? I was a little late to the party, I wanted to be an edgelord who browsed 4chan. It helps that most of my friends were fucked up too.
>>703870980
hot af imho
>>703870961
>>703870857
>>703870980
not the same person lol
>>703870989
Thanks also what do you mean before or after Chan lol
>>703870980
thank you femanon
nice to see you again
>>703870980
>>703871125
:) aw
>>703871060
Ya I died hair
>>703871190
>>703871034
dude sharks are cute just also deadly.
p.s. hate the fucking storefront captcha
>>703871250
>>703871190
you got kik?
last one i'm afraid
>>703870980
lets smoek some pot if you live in WA area on the west side of the mtns. pro-tip; we go bowl for bowl and i eat pussy if you suck dick
>>703868892
op still around or has she fled in disgust already ?
nice blouse bunnies btw
>>703871150
Did you have to spoil it?
Also what is this from?
>>703871072
When we fucked with the church of scientology. I'm guessing you just didn't give a shit or came after it died down. If you don't give a shit about 4chan, the rundown is this: Moot left and we fractured into 8ch@n and other places. Most of the faggots here have a different feel I guess. Only reason to be here is for tits and discord. If you have a kik I can hook you up if you're interested.
>>703870930
how about you post the sauce you fucking faggot
does she have a name or a nickname?
>>703871355
Its from my HDD and The Internet. Also some commercial or something.
>>703871296
now i have to make a new folder for you, what should i name the folder?
>>703871365
That is the worst 4chan history run down I've ever heard. I hate you.
>>703871478
"nopus4u"
>>703871478
Name it my waifu lol
TRAILER TRASH TATTOOS KYS
>>703871568
>>703871366
i have no idea bro, we'll see if she gives us something
and besides this was years ago, i wouldn't even remember her name
>>703871568
kek alright
>>703871539
What did you want to hear?
>Thinking I give a shit if some anon hates ne
>>703871667
dude post that folder somewhere
>>703871742
>>703871742
don't worry, we all hate you.
>>703871783
too tired and lazy
i posted all the pics i have, feel free to make it and post it
>>703871928
>>703871742
>>703868062
26/m here no not at all
>>703871667
dude you have more, post it all
>>703872091
>>703872178
>>703872178
ok this one really is the last one
the other chick with the timestamp is not OP
>>703868892
Mmmmmm tittys to go with me tendies
>>703868892
You just won 1 hisoka dancing, for all those pics
>>703872355
shit found some more
>>703872438
>>703872354
oh ok, just thought the girl with the blue hoodie was OP. Thanks dude
>>703872508
>>703872508
That is me lol
>>703872620
>>703868803
why wouldnt you save him?
>>703872768
>>703871742
>>703872620
Posted. Saved. Ton of your pics now, still, if you post more someday it would be welcomed
>>703873058
>>703872620
anywhere near america? or illinois?
>>703873130
>>703873161
not a hippy I fucking hate hippies
>>703873239
>>703873130
OP in Florida :3
>>703873523
>>703873523
wish i was in florida, fucking tired of illinois winters better than canada but still don't care for the cold anymore.
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>>703868892
9th day of 14th month
Nice b8
>>703873736
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>>703873438
Who made that, that's hilarious
>>703874099
>>703874060
aww... poor guy....he looks at him like you fucking DICK!!!
>>703874271
>>703868062
21/male on 4chan at 5am. Where did I go wrong with my life?
>>703874588
Came back just to call you a fag
