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ITT: We guess each other's age and personality based off our favourite album.
>>703852355
>>703852473
23, lives alone, doesn't have many friends but the ones he does have are close and have similar taste.
>>703852355
Damn i fucking love this album.
Id say you are 23, 27 or maybe 30
Do you like Be'lakor btw?
>>703852783
Close but 21 years. Everything else is pretty much right.
>>703852775
Fortress was better
>>703852355
checked
T.I.T.S
-Logic
>>703852355
>>703852859
Stone's Reach is my shit.
>>703852355
I don't like doing favourites
>>703853101
25-30, found metal early on and is disappointed in how it has progressed.
>>703853031
22,badass motherfucker
>>703853665
>off by 1
almost 100% accurate; I'm 26 started listening through my mother vinyls but I can appreciate some things nowadays (even though few)
>>703853670
20 years old, same as >>703852473
>>703852355
probably gonna get shit for this because of the tbc meme
my favorite
>>703853825
"18"
>>703854125
78, wants to be euthanised
>>703854125
16, normie edgy faggot.
Currents by Tame Impala.
>>703854252
lol
either this or run the jewels
>>703854125
20+, and hates to be confused with the trendy kids
this album is legit good though
>>703854357
Doesn't know what he wants out of life.
>>703852783
>>703853665
Neither of you faggots know me. It is pretty easy. Make eye contact. Engage a conversation. Get him interested in anything. The eye iris in him shows a relaxation. Make the move first tilting the barrel to him. His hand breaks after his wrist twisted. No discharge. Move other hand to grasp handgun. Knee sweep to knock him down. Put gun barrel to his forehead. Then the perp is your bitch. Last time was in Oakland, CA after a night of drinking. People were throwing money at me to kill the nigger. I kept the gun and let him run back to momma. Drove along the 13 into Berkeley and then over 24 to avoid the 880 since the gang bangers would look for me that way. Threw the gun in the bay the next day.
>>703853981
20, white, extremely pretentious
>>703854444
Needs to kill themselves
>>703854471
That's absolutely true. I'm utterly lost.
>>703854444
>Nice quads
>>703854505
Not even close.
I guess it also says something about my personality that I can't pick a favorite album, but Rammstein is definitely my favorite band.
This is it boys.
>>703854641
Some 38 year old masochistic kraut.
>>703854002
Topkek. That gave me a chuckle.
>>703854741
Top kek
Age and nationality is wrong, but I am a masochist.
>>703853825
Animals is better.
Just kidding, i only prefer it more
>>703854420
More right than the other two. And yeah, I would agree in this album's legit goodness.
>>703853308
Good taste
Here you go
![51LytHvR+nL._SY355_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PcD8EDz.jpg "51LytHvR+nL._SY355_[1].jpg")
>>703852859
Not him but belakor wass one of my first real metal bands. Tre'aste basically warmed me up to screaming vocals I'm general.
>>703852355
Teenager. Adults wouldn't be asking this kind of shit
>>703854444
Quads confirms best album
>>703855123
You must be new here
>>703855123
Okay mr adult
>>703854987
80 year old
>>703855301
Nope, not even remotely close
>>703854964
Young, around 20 and has just been exposed to adulthood. You are existential and feel out of place and hate people for the most part.
>>703855091
Ayyy
>>703852859
>>703853199
How about Ne Obliviscaris??
>>703855087
Early to mid 20s.
This band needs more fans. If you like black metal check this album out
>>703855239
>>703855255
>Implying this is not the truth
>>703855554
It really is a wonderful piece of music.
>>703855377
90% of /b/
>>703855377
How did you know that? Are you a tool fan?
>>703855664
It is, I wish I could get it on vinyl.
>>703855776
Yes
>>703855728
What was that song they had in Rock Band? I used to love it but i can't find it on youtube or remember the title.
>>703852355
>>703852473
>>703852775
pretentious 22 year old millennial cunts.
>>703854125
>>703856009
You gotta be. Either act pretentious or show people how retarded I am. Congrats faggot you are a mad piece of shit.
>>703854499
Wat?
>>703854838
Oh yes, this album is pure glorious.
>>703853101
>>703853308
>>703853394
>>703853825
>>703853965
>>703853981
>>703854684
>>703854987
youre either a 30+ year old white male with kids, or a 15 year old metalfag who posts these albums to impress their friends
I'll be harder than your husband, you get along with.
>>703856529
Close im 18 with no friends.
Revolver
>>703855370
19 year old ska punk fag who annoys everyone at parties talking about this bullshit music he exposes himself to voluntarily
>>703856560
Things were going pretty well for you in high school and you've been trying to recreate that magic ever since but it's always fallen short and now you're either miserable because of your kids or miserable because you think it's too late to have them.
The Stranger
>>703856030
Absolutely top-notch taste, anon
>>703852355
>>703856551
In my top 10 for sure
>>703855377
>>703855776
Because he just vaguely described every college student on the fucking planet. The only fags who listen to Tool are the insufferable pseudo intellectuals who sit there parroting their philosophy 101 classes back to the rest of the coffee shop.
>>703856026
What is this, 2004 suburbia?
>>703852355
Always has a place in my heart. Guess.
>>703856719
close
18
>>703856187
Relax, sweetheart. Once you make it through puberty, life gets a lot easier.
>>703856908
You're a white 33 year-old underachiever with sophisticated taste in music.
>>703854382
Smokes weed i know at least, prolly early 30s
>>703854444
Alpha as fuck. Always gets bitches. Doesn't fuck anyone older than 4
>>703853101
Either 13-20 or 40-50
Not hating i love IM
>>703856348
This band wasn't even good when they first came onto the scene, let alone 20 years later.
Here's mine.
Should be easy
>>703856785
>"you peaked in high school: the novel"
>>703856833
my nigga.
>>703857119
kek, white 31 year old underachiever with sophisticated taste in music, close enough
Let's see how you do faggots.
>>703857221
Gay. Has bleached asshole. Only swallows
>>703856991
14, and your parents just don't understand you
>>703857348
Stoner. Plays bass in a shitty band. Has underage gf
>>703856532
mid 30's, loves seinfeld
>>703857221
27, white, works a dead end job, smokes a lot of weed, may still live with parents
>>703857354
I'm bi, actually.
But married to a woman (legit, XX).
You're also wrong on the other stuff.
>>703857471
Wrong on all three
>>703856532
Holy shit. When did hercule become a song writer ?
>>703857084
I've been through puberty moron. Call me fucking sweetheart I'd beat your ass silly and fuck your mom and dump your pathetic body in the Mississippi River like the mud stain you are. Call me fucking sweetheart bitch I'm 6'4. How tall are you bitch? Probably a short fuck end your life.
>>703856551
late 20's-early 30's, has a past filled with dark episodes but is now somewhat coping with existence by consuming large quantities of domino's pizza and various mediterranean side dishes
>>703857627
kek
>>703857516
Mid twenties, loves Seinfeld.
>silver medal
>>703857348
15-21, >>703856957 or alternatively, the asshole who sits in the back of the class one upping everyone with useless factoids no one asked for, while boring everyone else with his conspiracy theories about how Maynard was really "writing about the illuminati man" "its all connected" "HIS RHYTHMS ARE IN ODD NUMBERS, DONT YOU SEE?!"
Revolver.
>>703857627
whew lad
>>703856560
getting too old to be at a bar alone, used to love skating but is now regretting the fact that he never really cared too much about mathematics
>>703857550
Much closer.
I'm 24, white, dead end job (doing college though, 3/4s done with bachelor's). Moved out 6 years ago. Hate weed, but hooked on pain meds.
>>703857781
you degenerate.
>>703852775
Scurrilous is their worst album.
Sex tapes being thrown only ok song. Kezia is best, then fortress. Volition is my personal favorite but only because it's the easiest to listen while driving.
>>703857818
So cal native. Is in college but isn't happy
>>703857627
i laugh harder every time i read it
>>703857949
2 years old and constantly staining the mountaintops with semen
>>703854125
You were in middle school or younger when they broke out. This was the most hated band in that day and only kids bought the album.
>>703857840
uggh god, you fucking tryhard.
Come at me fags
>>703857949
24, you have a handlebar mustache and treat your girlfriend like shit and then wonder why she cheated on you.
you also drink craft beers and exhaust everyone around you.
I'm down. This'll either be really easy or really hard...
>>703857902
Thirty in Texas but unhappy.
>>703852355
Garbage....id say your 16
>>703856957
>>703857708
see, those fans exist and i am not denying that they can be annoying as fuck, but there are plenty of fans who just enjoy the music, tool is a great band
>>703858238
17, you still have your long hair for head banging at concerts, even though its greasey and creeps all the ladies out. you probably wear a 4 year old faded black tshirt from hot topic, oversized jeans with no belt, and either sk8er shoes like Vans OR vintage shoes from a boutique like a faggot
>>703854415
Your in college
>>703858387
>I was born in the wrong generation
>>703857864
I know. I literally want to die.
>>703854125
such an underrated album. meteora probably equally as good. everything after that they made was shit
>>703858508
hahahahahahaaha
>>703857903
Mah nigga. Demon Days is better though
>>703858508
Yes.
>>703858519
Fuck yeah.
>>703858576
and this
>>703857676
everyone i know who loves zappa loves seinfeld. idk why, perhaps it's because of the dry humor in both
>>703858445
Nailed it.
And Maynard is a fucking dick. Theres a reason why all of his fans leave him eventually. He's a drug addict that treats everyone like shit, postpones concerts and then calls the crowd assholes while he sings with his back turned to them. And THEN he dumps his friends of 20+ however years, to form a band based entirely on his opioid addiction, that sings about his addiction and NOTHING ELSE. "The Thirteenth Step" means "fucking the newcomers" in AA. You're welcome.
>>703858527
Yup. I agree.
>>703858576
Taste
>>703858514
Dont we all
>>703858519
Good shit
Demon Days - Gorillaz
>>703858496
Nah man. The only thing you're really close on is the age...but it's off by a few years.
>>703858576
Best album ever made
>>703858576
yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah
>>703858576
true fam
>>703858617
you're a mid-level assistant at some commercial pharmacy who enjoys wearing flannel in his free time but who is severely depressed by the fact that he isn't a young man anymore
>>703858522
What are you, a 40 year old white girl?
>>703858576
These two albums are like the left and right side of my brain i feel like
>>703858527
>everything they made was shit
fixed that for you.
>>703858519
Thats fucking disgusting and you're all disgusting for liking a band that sounds like the lead singer swallowed the microphone after he started yelling about how much he hates his daddy.
Loveless
1991
my bloody valentine
>>703858617
And you're white.
>>703858669
are you fucking kidding me? of all the god tier albums eminem created, this is your favorite? fuck you
>>703857080
Close, 20.
>>703857462
Yeah keep saying that while you jerk off to shirtless pics of vic fuentes while you listen to his shit music pussy
>>703858889
32, used to dress like the lead singer of The Clash in the 80s
>>703856529
Still not close, 22 year old guy who loves the rhythm section of Zeppelin
>>703858994
Best Black Metal album ever. Fuck burzum, they got nothing on her
>>703858955
a 13 year old transgender faggot with pink hair and a robust SJW vernacular
>>703858994
Age 9, Non-gendered-binary-snowflake, 21 chromosomes.
>>703858519
Good metal, i'd remove the screaming, can't understand a word anyway.
Guess!
>>703859050
>>703858720
14 yo girl who is going through "that phase"
According to my current mood, it would be a close match between:
Heaven and Hell: "The Devil You Know"
Jim Steinman: "Bad for Good"
Trans-Siberian Orchestra: "Night Castle"
Pic is the first named.
how about my favorite soundtrack
>>703858496
>>703858795
Just to fix it for you
21, short hair and typically wears sweat pants and whatever shoes are around. Not too many friends so time spent practicing instruments and listening to prog metal.
That's about it honestly. Good try though.
>>703859122
Oh, so you only post them to impress your COLLEGE friends. Thats much better.
>>703858694
is maynard really that much of a dick? i know he has an acerbic personality and makes some off-color comments from time to time, but i didn't know that he alienated most of his fans. and i agree, a perfect circle is trash compared to tool
>>703859199
>thinks a 14 year old will listen to Blink 182 in the year of our Lord 2016
A 28 year old, maybe.
>>703859289
I don't know if he's a dick, but you can tell he's fucking tired of all the "when is the new tool album coming out" when he wants to focus his time and effort towards APC or Puscifer.
>>703858834
Yup Martin Shkreli check em
>>703858998
Recovery is by far his best album. If you think otherwise you're probably some edgy fuckwad who thinks Relapse and Encore are good.
>>703858115
but I fucking love that album too
also,
>uggh
>>703859289
People fell off after he left Tool. Not like he lost ALL of his street cred but people fucking hate him now. Imagine dumping your best friends of two plus decades, to go whine about a problem you already fixed with NA. Anyone would be pissed. And this Puscifer nonsense was just the final nail in the coffin.
>>703859496
oof, mild blast from the past.
>>703859496
Yes.
>>703859470
22
Never left "that phase"
Smoke another bowl and listen to Mama for the 100th time today, friend.
>>703859270
>>703859270
Nah, I grew up with older music in the house. Neither of my parents liked Zeppelin, but when I picked up the bass I really started looking for great rhythm sections. Zeppelin and Rage against the machine have some of the simplest yet most amazing rhythm sections in my opinion. I know houses of the holy isn't their best album objectively. But it is my favorite
>>703859621
You're either a musician or you're Devin himself. Everyone knows that Z2 was the shit. Coming with another Ziltoid and Sky Blue and what not.
>>703859258
>sweat pants and leftover sneakers from goodwill
Frank Ocean- Channel Orange
Either this or MBDTF not sure
>>703859664
...I mean I still think teenagers is a great song...
>>703859445
those are also shit albums. wow
>>703859807
Bingo, gotta love the trash life
Heard them live 4 times. Best band ever.
>>703859664
Lol nah, I've never even touched beer, I'm hardly a pothead.
Mama is pretty good though
>>703859621
deadhead is one of the greatest songs ever, but it's not on that album
>>703859784 yup, im a guitarist. And i just fucking love this album, its well composed, its funny, and the fact he pretty much recorded it himself in his living room just makes it that much better.
This or Marilyn Manson's Portrait Of An American Family
>>703853110
20s-30s
>>703854125
CRRRAAAAWWWWWLLLINNNN-
>>703856551
"Hey man, nice shot" -Random guy to Budd Dywer
>>703852355
>tfw the truth is worse than the predictions
>>703859974
Touché. It is good, I just love giving shit to other people with good tastes in music.
Devin makes all sorts of great shit.
Here
I don't usually like full albums though
>>703859849
It's their worst fucking song, I don't know why everyone has such a boner for it.
Lol so much Tool in here.
>>703860036
>CRRRAAAAWWWWWLLLINNNN-
>>703860022
I dont care about your age but you have an awesome music taste.
>>703860022
>>703860106
didnt realize this was a cringe thread.
>>703860107
Especially on an album that gave us Sleep, Dead and Cancer....while also seriously giving us cancer..
>>703860107
People like sticking it to the man, (or pretending to) and it's catchy.
>>703860070
You're 30ish now, lifes OK. Not great, just OK.
>>703860106
You probably are the type to drink half a beer, put it in the fridge and save it for later.
>>703860107
Fuck off, it's catchy as hell.
>>703860085
Lol fucking elitist scum
>>703859496
songs for the deaf was better
If I had to pick one.
>>703860332
MCR IS TRASH KYS
>>703860022
>liking Marilyn Manson
14 year old edgelords with colored hair of some kind, probably dresses in all black patent leather/brightly colored "raver" clothes. OR alternatively, insanely baggy headbanger pants from hot topic.
>>703860207
What's yours then? These were the only two I could currently think of
I've lived in multiple countries around the world
>>703860354
All of queens was pretty good.
Eagles of death metal is even pretty entertaining.
>>703860092
That he does. If theres one guy id like to meet, id say its him. Aside from everything he could show me musically, goddamn if he doesnt seem like one of the coolest most down to earth dudes on the planet
>>703860281
Nice try, but no.
>>703860281
>>703859207
25?
21 here and it's def in my top 5
>>703860124
it's the overwhelming presence of the NT personality on this site
>>703860319
16 year old band nerd. probably wear that stupid letter man jacket with the school colors on it too. disgusting.
>>703860471
Hell yeah man!!
>>703860106
Nearing 30. Likes good music
>>703860526
Nt personality?
Here.. Guess fags
>>703860426
I also like Type0Negative
>>703860400
It's a fucking ear
>>703858720
27?
Favorite song of mine is Apple Shampoo
>>703860471
He has severe bipolar disorder, and uses it as a comedy front. I think it adds to his charm.
>>703858287
21 yr bitch, thinks that they are original
>>703852355
One of the few albums I can listen completely without skipping
>>703859370
22 :P
>>703858238
21, lives with older brother, works overnights to be alone. A faggot with no real dreams or ambitions in life. A top quality faggot.
>>703859186
Someone wanna guess?
>>703860617
Thats even worse. Might as well list ALL of the bands on "Headbangers Ball" as well. Why not throw in every single cliche metal band that offers a shirt in Hot Topic, while you're at it?
Way to rebel against the system. By doing it the same fucking way everyone else does.
Scurrilous by Protest the Hero
>>703860626
An underwater ear.
>>703860659
Yeah, i guess i can see that. It explains a lot really.
>favorite album
changes too often so i'll post a few of the ones i always come back to and the current two i've been listening to the most.
>>703860712
It's like we're messenging each other..
>>703859846
Guess the age
>>703860599
if you're aware of the silly mbti personality test, there are NT personality types, and it seems that these types are abundant on 4chan. it wasn't an insult, just an observation. i love tool as well
>>703860687
19, crippling anxiety.
Guess my age
>>703859445
Anything after The Eminem Show is shit
>>703859186
>posts cunt rock
You're the 16 year old SJW feminazi that fucks it up for the rest of us.
>>703856117
You know how I know you're gay?
Srsly tho old coldplay is best coldplay
>>703860827
Oh word.
Intj so makes sense.
>>703860767
24?
>>703860493
21 as well, you weren't far off.
>>703860605
17, mix race but mostly white on the inside.
>>703860851
50's, on your deathbed tripping on acid and vodka
>>703860250
well, I got an aarp app in the mail last month, 50 here, and doing fine. Not happy about the almost negative interest, but the kids and grandkids will be fine. Retiring at 62 on my grandparents farmstead, going to just chill and let the world go by
>>703860920
Thats quite a depressing analysis. Thank god (implying) it isn't right
>>703860659
>>703859621
Anyone want to take any guesses?
>>703859974
>and the fact he pretty much recorded it himself in his living room just makes it that much better.
you should listen to toxic holocaust then, son.
>>703860767
19
smokes weed very occasionally
prefers listening to vinyl records
>>703860949
>24?
No.
>>703861187
>19
>smokes weed very occasionally
>prefers listening to vinyl records
All wrong.
>>703860767
24, handlebar mustache, probably wear 3 piece suits and vape in public. your girlfriend wears thick cat eyeliner and probably has either a pastel/grey hair color and listens to Drake/rap "ironically".
>assuming you even have a girlfriend to be a pretentious cunt with
>>703861107
Late 20's, enjoy opera, working on post graduate degree.
>>703860992
got the second part right
>>703861246
>24
No.
>Handlebar mustache
No facial hair.
>3 piece suits and vape in public
No.
>your girlfriend wears thick cat eyeliner and probably has either a pastel/grey hair color and listens to Drake/rap "ironically"
No.
>pretentious cunt
Why do you assume I am a pretentious cunt because I listen to those artists?
>>703861180
this pleases the man
>>703860767
no idea who any of the other artists are but fuck yeah xxyyxx, witch house is dope
>>703861014
Sounds so ideal. Tired of fucking with people here too. I just want to settle down with an acre or two, maybe get some chickens or a border collie. Fiscally sound, wise investments made, maybe even set aside bonds to pay for their college costs. Ugh, I'm just ready to retire and I'm only 26.
>>703860724
I'm 22, since you failed and I like none of those bands really, Dimmu Borgir and old death metal is my favorite for the harder shit, never heard of yours, but I see I'm gonna have to start looking for more obscure shit, thanks faggot
>>703861300
Nope nope and nope
>>703861087
>this new
dear god, hit the nail on the head in my first go round.
>>703860827
>mfw INTP
>>703861340
Because XXYYXX is for pseudo intellectual assholes and people with no musical palette whatsoever. I can listen to random instrumental noises thrown haphazardly together all day long, doesn't mean I have GOOD taste in music.
>Blue Sky Black Death included
>>703861180
Just about to turn 40, and I'm going out on a limb here but you work a manufacturing job.
>>703861451
>Dimmu Borgir
Don't bother, you'll just find even MORE shit bands that sound like the singer swallowed the microphone anyways.
>>703861340
you are very defensive anon, I think that these may be pretty accurate
>>703861633
So you based your entire opinion on the fact that I like an album by an artist you don't like.
>>703861752
>you are very defensive anon, I think that these may be pretty accurate
Not an argument.
>>703860827
>mfw takes the briggs test seriously
its like a medically accepted zodiac chart.
>>703861660
I'm 22 but I'm a stock manager for a manufacturing job hahah
