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>>703851941
mams frond tried to fonger me in the back of a van
Once i convinced my little sister to give me a bj
My mom gave me handjobs when I was a kid. They progressed to blow jobs. Kind of freaked me out at first, but felt good, so kind of went with it.
>>703851941
my cousin is my girlfriend
>>703852636
How? How old were you both?
i have a FBI officer`s body on my freecer
I helped 3 past gfs get fucked by a friends dog
My girlfriend's younger sister used to touch me when i slept there regularly. My gf went off to work real early, and i would go to sleep again.
Started off weird, then i began to like it, then i started hating it
>>703851941
i don't you pressumptious faggot
Grown ass man and I eats mah boogers.
Is the /b/ro from last night that dreamed of sharing or had shared some pizza with extra cheese with femannons itt? I had questions for him.
My grandpa molested me for a couple years, then when I was old enough to realize how fucked it all was and tried to stop it, he raped me. Then a few years later when it all came to light, he drove 80mph into a streetlight trying to kill himself. Survived. Family convinced me not to press charges. He's still alive and well and my extended family act like nothing ever happened. I think they're all horrible fucking people, and I hope I never see any of them ever again.
>>703852971
Wouldn't it make more sense to put it in the freezer?
>>703853843
your name start with an M?
Have gf of 4 years. She gained weight, but her sister is absolutely amazing and really bloomed in the past couple years - about 5'4" and 110 lbs maybe, really tiny tits. I don't really have much sex or want to have much sex with my gf anymore, and when we do, I'm thinking about her sister most of the time. I'm certain that if her younger sister ever made a move, I'd be absolutely down without hesitation because she turns me on so much.
>>703854436
Actually yes. Who are you?
>>703851941
I'm actually very attracted to Asian ladyboys.
>>703854608
I would change what happened if I could.
>>703851941
I post in this thread everyday with a new lie each time.
I'm dating a 16 year old. I'm 24.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>703851941
im gay
i fucked my best friend
we're best friends
>>703854436
>>703854608
>>703854750
>>703851941
Convinced a girl I met within 24 hours to give me head on the front bow of a Disney cruise liner.
>>703854857
Same, but I'm 22
I know what it is like
I jerk off with a spork in my ass
I'm still fucked up over my last relationship
>>703854899
I liked him on Voyager more than on TNG actually.
its been 2 years and i dont know why i been missing her so much lately.
ive been doing pretty well without her.
i just want someone to make me feel like she did.
>>703854750
You lucky guess faggot
>>703854436
A) That other person who answered is not me but...
B) yes it does start with an M
O_o
Cam chat blackmail is my fav game
>>703851941
I got my friends girl pregnant
>>703855018
You dating in public? That's what been getting me scared of getting caught.... we kiss in public all the time... and he is baby faced as fuck so there is no pretending he isn't way younger than me
My sister visits me every few months and all we do is get drunk and have sex for about a week. Then act like it never happened. :/
Im a newfag
>>703854857
is her name Hannah and are you a pizza delivery boy?
I'm bi but I love to hate things so I'm always spewing hate against fags on the internet and irl.
my secret. I fucking hurt my ass during anal but i didnt notice the cut until days later now pooping hurts. this makes no sense kms
>>703855289
Nope. I'm a faggot. So is he. To add to the social stigma even more
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>703855236
I wish I could find a 16yo to date. Also 24 fag here
>>703852636
Nice
>>703855070
Same; his character was more 'developed.'
>>703855330
I'm bi too, but seriously, there's so much to hate in this world. Maybe stop hating yourself.
>>703855362
I'd be worried if he wasnt
>>703855236
Are you a femanon ephebophile?? Don't wait for the translation, answer me now.
>>703852992
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>703854707
Me too, had an affair with one, sooo hot
>>703855362
Kinky
>>703855415
I'll be honest, it's amazing and also fucking terrifying. I feel like I could get killed sometimes (super conservative area) also his parents are morman, so if they find out I'll likely become a sexual offender and be raped to death in prison
>>703852889
>My mom gave me handjobs when I was a kid. They progressed to blow jobs. Kind of freaked me out at first, but felt good, so kind of went with it.
Like a real mom.
Thank your mother for what she's done.
>>703851941
I'm gay.
>>703855503
Read the responses faggot
>>703855352
>Being this gay
>>703855352
speaking of all the age gap relationships. was 17 when I started dating my bf. just turned 18. hes 24. Lots of sex already lol
>>703855783
>implying that's a good secret
>>703855724
Yes, yes. I'm on my mobile. By the time I grabbed the pic I wanted and wrote it, it was after he said he was a shit dicker. Boo hoo, my fucking bad.
>>703851941
>>703855219
>>703852992
>>703852560
good morning team
>>703855722
Yeah, I got that. Just trying to figure out who you are...
>>703855486
I don't hate myself because I don't consider myself a fag. Most people think I'm straight and if you met me you'd never be able to tell. I mostly hate the people who are openly fags and act as such.
When my friends do stuff without me, I feel jealous as fuck
When I'm with my friends, I just wanna go home and be alone
I'm slowly losing all of my friends
I cum in girls all the time because they believe my lame story that I'm fixed due to a scar in my lower abdoment
>>703855891
And you are?
>>703855888
Checked
>>703856001
I'm hurt that you would ask such a question
>>703855888
I'm also on a mobile, I just don't have one hand up my ass like you, so it's easier to respond
>>703852560
hahahahaahahaha
>>703855893
Someone with regrets.
>>703855909
Nope. That's still internalized biphobia. If you are saying what I think you're saying, then you don't hate gay people or queer people, you hate certain personalities that aren't even mutually exclusive with homosexuality.
>>703852560
Slut
>>703855362
>>703855783
actually kill yourselves!
>>703855647
Id be low key af about it. Im a southerner so I know the wisdom in hiding anything that can be considered a sexual deviance. But just the thrill and taboo of it is what most attracts me. Id be willing to go as low as 14/15.
>>703855725
ikr. it's pretty cool to be gay now a days. am trans not gay. but live in california so. basically I have looks on hard mode. but life on easy mode. welcome to a liberal state
>>703851941
i got a fisa approval pushed to put selectors on a batch of people
one of those people was my gf's family
fuck i still feel guilty
>>703856229
Get the fuck out of here faggot
>>703851941
I've shared out a girl's insta pics out to many people online because I got off with chatting to others about how hot she was.
>mfw I am an antisocial virgin
I suck at trying to communicate to girls so I rather get off with discussing how hot a certain girl is with another guy
Yeah very weird I know
>>703856266
I will after fucking that sweet ass to my hearts content
>>703856082
Keep doing the internet equivalent of flailing your hands around, making a scene, and making something out of nothing like every stereotypical faggot.
>Such edge
>Much gay
>Very 12
>Wow
>>703856078
Anx? Question girl?
>>703856201
So you're someone who got really fucking lucky on 1:25 odds on guessing the first letter of my name. Because anyone with regrets in this situation likely isn't on 4chan. First letter of your name?
>>703856294
See its not that way for me, I developed actual feels for him. I'd rather he was my age honestly. But it is what it is. I come from a family of creep fucks I guess. My mom is 54 and dating a 24 year old.... so I think I should be in the clear
>>703856345
Pfft, when has that line ever worked out for you?
>>703856455
I'm Anx and I'm not him/her
>>703856400
>stereotypical faggot
>I'm talking about fucking my boyfriends ass
I ain't even mad
>>703855385
*yawn*
>>703856641
how did it go yesterday fam
>>703856556
Dont get me wrong, I find the situation hot af, but if I ever allowed myself to be in it that situation feels would be involved.
>>703856641
I haven't posted here for a while, I've been busy. In fact I haven't been on cam sites in a few weeks. :-( still email a few of ma girls though.
>>703856737
Excuse me?
>>703856519
I don't know if you're the M I'm thinking of, but the regrets are real.
>>703856229
You seem like a nice guy but I'm not gonna stop hating fags because it's one of the few things I thoroughly enjoy. Also where you live and do you need your dick sucked?
>>703851941
The first time I ate pussy I was 8. My friends 15 year old sister made me so it. (Meredith)
The first time I sucked a dick I was 10. Another friend's brother told me it would be fun. He was 16. (Joey)
The first time I sex with a female I was 12 and so was she.(Brynn)
The first time I had sex with a boy I was 15 and so was he. (Chris)
At 32 I still enjoy both dick and pussy.
>>703856852
how did it go yesterday fam
>>703856805
It's not good /b/ro. Unlike most neckbeards, I have friends and shit. Can't be bringing up this guy I'm dating.... and so many awkward conversations.
>hey anon why is your neck covered with hickeysome
>hey anon why have you been up till 6 am with the music cranked in your room
I could go on and on. I suggest if you ever pull the trigger on something like this, hit it and quit it.
>>703855942
You have a sad future ahead of u
>>703857000
Trips checked
>>703852925
This is some fucked up cp shit, but here goes.
I was like 14 and my sister was 10.
We were staying at our dads place and was forced to share room. I was laying in bed horny as fuck that night and i decided to masturbate. Sis was asleep so i got my stolen pornomagazine out and started to touch myself. Mid wank i realize she is now awake and is staring over at my bed, watching the blanket bouncing up and down. I freeze in panic and stare back at her. She has a confused but curious look on her face. An eternity passes by when she suddenly smiles. She asks what I was doing. I freaked, but decided to tell her honestly. She says ok, still with her smile on her face. I realise this could lead to somthing good and ask her if she wants to see me masturbate. She says yes! I remove the blanket and start to rub my cuck in front of her. She looks with big eyes. It's the first time she see a cuck in full raging hardon. I then ask her to move over to my bed, and she does without hesitation! She now sits beside me as i lay in bed masturbating. She notice my pornomagazine, centerfold of a girl sucking dick. I ask her if she wants to do that with me. And still at this time she says yes!! She leans down and put it in her mouth. It feels warm and moist and so fucking good. I'm struggling not to bust. This is my first time and I must have more. She is sucking and playing with it, rubbing the shaft as she saw me do. I can tell she likes it. So I took it out of he mouth and stood up. Turn her around so I have her in doggystyle. I pull down her pyjamas bottom and panties. Her ass looks so sexy and i touch her hairless pussy. Her pussy is warm and I stick one finger in it. She is soaking wet. I play with her for a while and she loves it. I want to put my dick in her, but I'm afraid I would cum in her and make her pregnant. So I stick in in her ass!!! And she let me!! So now I'm fucking my sister in the ass and we both love it.
When I was 12, I licked my sisters pussy while she slept. We had to share a room so it was easy.
>>703856942
Well are you the child molester in whichever situation? Did you once kick me into a garage door when I threatened to tell? Are you going to die having never met your great grandkids?
>>703856970
Still talk to Meredith or Brynn? Now that you're 32, how do you feel about having sexual interactions with older people at that age? Regret, anger, cool with it...?
>>703856970
I've been doing sex tourism once a year to 3rd world countries by 6 years now.
You wouldn't believe how cheap girls of "questionable age" are in some countries.
>>703857283
they are fairly cheap in 1st world countries as well, plus you dont get malaria
>>703857252
I am not.
I did nothing. which is the problem.
>>703857095
Im only borderline neckbeard (too lazy to shave most days) and I have friends that could see to locking me up legally themselves, but were all involved with our own lives, and only ever get to hang out over skype and PS anymore, so itwouldnt be too hard for me.
>>703855084
also 2 years here, new gf is perfect and i still miss her, don't know why...
>>703856961
Well its a pretty fucked hobby, but if it makes you happy and you don't actually harm anyone or persist to the point of pushing suicide, I guess have at it. Last suggestion: get into politics. There's plenty of shit to hate all around, and people get even angrier and more irrational. As for my location and potential offers of head, I'm in Bumblefuck Nowhere in the Midwest, but sure, why not?
>>703857408
Even if it were true, i would never dare to do it on the states.
>>703857817
right, 3rd world prisons are much better lol
>>703856831
who are you? What do you do on cam sites?
I once picked up a guy in a bar solely because he had tried to jump off a bridge and also shoot himself in the belly (separate occasions). I figured he would be wild in bed and also wanted a glimpse in his mind. (pic unrelated)
>>703857914
At least you can bribe your way out. How 'questionable?'
>>703857479
It's not like you would have known. Not until it was over and done with.
>>703857283
how cheap? ?What countries.
>>703858096
oh it's you. Still never shared any win tho.
I met my girlfriend on 4chan years ago. I pretended to be a girl to get tits out of her.
I feel like I have no meaning and purpose in my life.
>>703857281
I talk to Brynn's sister. They moved to a different city two hours away shortly afterwards. She's got two or three black kids now. Meredith i haven't spoken too in years but I hold no ill will towards her.
Honestly the only person that I have any issues with was Joey. I'm still very much in the closet about my gay escapades and during my teenage years it really made for some fucked up situations.
>>703858313
>I feel like I have no meaning and purpose in my life.
cuz of your gf?
>>703858313
how did you come clean to her?
>>703858272
Insta ban my friend. All I say is try it for yourself. Just be mindful of time zones. Pick the right times for the best wins.
>>703858442
We don't all have freedom of choice over timezones.
I find myself unable to actually feel "Normal" I feel constantly detached from everything and my body is on autopilot. I enjoy sleeping more than I enjoy being awake; at least my dreams are more interesting than my real life. Mind bending monotony has me stuck in a rut that I can't seem to shake.
>>703857696
Still man. Hit it and quit it. I've gotten myself into a situation I can no longer control that could get me killed or ruin my life. He is a very strange 16 year old in the sense that he is really mature... but even then it's sketchy. A 14 year old is pretty much guarantee that you get busted.
I'm secretly voting for donald trump
>>703857814
Don't worry I don't plan on hurting anyone also I'm in Ohio in case you're close
>>703857283
I don't know about any of that. Since becoming an adult, the biggest age difference has been 10 years. She was 19. I was 29.
>>703858166
That doesn't make doing nothing okay.
i'm an eggcohol and it's ruining my family :(
>>703858442
this>>703858528
the best time is the middle of the night for me.
and you'd only get instabanned if you shared it here.
>>703858428
she saw through the charade really really early on. We lul about it now.
>>703858397
No, it's because my career is going nowhere. I hear about if I get to change it on friday so here's to hoping I can do something more.
>>703858841
Scrambled or fried?
I cheated on a 14-year-old girl with a 25-year-old woman. I'm 27. I didn't mix up the order of the ages.
>>703858177
Cheapest was $2/hour, in Honduras.
Mostly they are $15-$50, depends on the age you are looking for and the place.
If you want super cheap, go to Haiti or Honduras/Guatemala, if you want white girls go to Argentina/Chile.
Fucked a friends girlfriend once
>>703857225
Fake and gay
>>703858894
I just try to catch when they come home before perants and after dinner time when they would be alone in their rooms ;-)
A good friend of mine recently had more than 50 pics dumped in the "pics you promised not to share" threads and I want to know who dumped them. Also I've been getting high and fapping to said pics. And no I'm not posting them.
Another person in the thread called her out by name then the threads were being deleted. I was just lurking. It trips me out knowing that a) I saw a friend naked and sexy and b) someone else on here knows her. Small world man.
>>703858894
I didn't say share it here. Just share with me.
>>703858644
Too far. Bummer. Besides, I'm only recently single, and have my eye on this cute boy that I went to Catholic school with. Still can't tell if he's put off by me being bi though.
>>703858620
I still think itd be worth it. Atlest for 1-3 yrs it would take to become legal where I am (17). I do appreciate youre advice anon, and I hope your situation works out for both of you. How long you been together?
I'm gay and I love obese guys.
>>703859013
youngest you've had?
>>703859013
when you say white girls are you talking pale locals or European girls imported?
>>703858757
No, I suppose it doesn't. But what would you have even done? Are you related to M (possibly me)
>>703851941
I fap to videos of little girls wearing shiny gymnastics leotards.
>>703859098
It's been a month now. It's been pretty awesome. We met on tinder and have been fucking pretty much everyday since then. My state is weird, age of consent is 16 in a hetero relationship only.... that's how much they hate faggots here. I'm sure they'd still have anti sodimy laws if they could
I like bestiality
>>703859088
Damn
I recently moved to Ohio and don't know any cute boys. I wish I was back in high school. There were so many curious boys in high school who were ok with keeping a secret
>>703851941
I make extra money as a paid CI. I never got in any legal trouble, I do it for the money and I only direct investigators towards people I dislike. Well, people who I have no feelings towards if it's slow. I became a bit of a snoop to stop from running out of info to sell.
>>703859057
yeah, middle of the night for me. not many english speakers in my timezone to work with.
>>703859074
>replying to the wrong post
>>703859394
Beast on girl or beast on guy?
>>703858968
HARD BOILED
>>703859109
12, and i don't know if i would do it again.
There's definitively younger than that, if you are into it.
>>703859142
Locals, i know there's a few places in Mexico where you can find imported Europeans, but im not into them plus afaik they are really expensive.
I love my cousins ass. Am I wrong though?
>>703859475
You disgusting son of a bitch. I can see how it's destroying your family
I convinced a poor anon OP that I was going to send him $5,000 from /b. An hero time OP
>>703857225
Nope
>>703859510
I'm interested in this subject. mainly is it easy to find them to buy for keeps? I hear of traders selling even the most valuable (I.E. White, young, attractive) girls for something like $500. could you say, ask to buy a girl to take home (assuming you had the means of getting her where you wanted her to go)?
>>703859582
Dat ass fat though. I'd be doing whatever I could to get in that legal or otherwise
>>703859420
Right? I didn't acknowledge that I was bi until like last year (I'm 25). And in hindsight, it was super fucking obvious. There was high school, then I went through a big raver phase right after, and if only I'd been out, I could have enjoyed it.
I'm a 39 year old kissless virgin.
My secret is that I want to have a threesome with my girlfriend and absolutely humiliate her during sex. I want to bring out the inner whore every girl can be, which rarely happens when we are alone - only when she drunk (she barely drinks, last time was one glass of wine during NYE).
The problem is that I think I'll feel disgusted with myself after the entire ordeal has happened. Everyone, including her, always think I'm ultra conservative, because that's the way I act, the way I look and the way I talk about things. I'm in my twenties, I'm "a big guy4u", have had a career in the military in a special unit, I vote right, I absolutely hate leftists, Including the theme sex, which I firmly believe should be something special between two people who love each other a lot.
Still I want to make it happen when I think about it and it's giving me a lot of internal conflict.
>not showing cuz privacy and she browses /b/ too.
>>703859510
I wish I had the money to be a sexual tourist like you <3
>>703859013
Do you go to cities or can you only find them in villages?
>>703859439
Fapping on cam is kind of a universal language. Although don't start straight away with that.
>>703859804
GET. A. PROSTITUTE.
>>703859875
ewwwwww
>>703859875
Spread ass fuck toy
>>703859981
>>703859875
what the fuck is wrong with your pussy jesus christ
>>703859804
my anon no need to feel sad. I hope you jack off to a lot of porn to keep you happy.
That's what I do. Who needs a gf when you can fap to thousands of images of goddesses
I just wish I had a friend who I could wank off with while we do cumtributes. That would be real nice
>>703859377
I think mine or maybe another northern state tried passing one recently. And id be balls deep in my JB lover hourly if I had one.
>>703859450
Why not both?
>>703859298
I couldn't have stopped it happening, but I could have said something after.
Not closely related.
>>703860025
Put 4 fingers in your ass you little whore
I'm actually a girl but there is no way in fuck I'm telling anyone or transitioning.
>>703859875
>9/9/16
at least photoshop it anon
>>703860025
Finger your ass while moaning your brother's name you little fuck toy
>>703859435
i've seen you around my gym
>>703859837
>Special unit
retards cleaning out latrines with spoons
I have fantasies of suffocating fat ugly girls with plastic bags
I want to tie them naked to chairs and tape over their mouths while they try to struggle
My name is Ted Cruz. I am the Zodiac Killer. It was me who operated in northern California in the late 1960s and early 1970s. I brutally murdered my victims in Benicia, Vallejo, Lake Berryessa, and San Francisco between December 1968 and October 1969. I also targeted four men and three women between the ages of 16 and 29.
>>703852889
Did you start or post in a thread about parental rape or something like that not too long ago?
>>703860084
The fucking coward would have killed himself in prison anyway.
>>703860284
Are you the Quohog Fatty Strangler?
>>703860280
Kek'd m8, never had to clean a toilet except during RMC basic
My gfs sister is a camwhore and I like to watch her shows.Well I have once
>>703852992
This guy again
>>703860360
Maybe. I'd feel better if that had happened.
>>703859859
Depends on where you want to go, it isn't expensive.
I spent more on my current rig than my previous trip to Honduras.
>>703859753
I only look for prostitutes.
I don't know where you found that info, but a white girl in latin america is FAR more valuable than $500.
>>703860415
lol ur gay
i'm gonna hire a bug sweeping team for my room and car. probs gonna cost a few hundred. might pay for itself if the bugs are expensive.
>>703859946
I'm too poor and it's illegal.
>>703860313
All is forgiven, you dropped out of the presidential race. Keep doing your thing in office and someone will murder you. Go back to being a serial killer, you were doing less damage then and had a higher level of respectability.
>>703859913
Cities, people from villages tend to be closed minded, and you may actually get killed if people finds out.
>>703860392
Fucking saved, Sending this to the media
LOL
>>703860553
where the fuck is prostitution still illegal?
My job is to check probable threats on 4chan. It is a alow night.
>>703860415
Pretending to be gay so girls won't bug you... um... I got news for you. You ain't really pretending.
>>703860619
california.
Post your rig
>>703860616
He, this was only Halloween. I've got much more kek material
>>703860084
>>703860360
Fuck you guys, tell us what happened. This seems fucking interesting. It's an anonymous board anyway.
There was this elementary school girl that I noticed goes to the playground a lot late at night alone. She stops there for like 30 seconds, and leaves. Turns out there's a Pokestop there.
One night, I waited for her to come out, chloroformed her from behind, and molested her behind the bushes.
She doesn't go to the playground anymore :(
>>703860553
Pay the bitch on food stamps then.
I wish I could walk in on my girlfriend sucking off another guy, then proceed to watch her get fucked from behind and suck me off, then cum in her mouth and break up with her.
>>703860501
Honestly it's mostly tidbits I hear from this or that trafficking doc. I'd imagine they get pretty high.
>>703860623
oh hey /b/ro
I have to keep tabs on a bunch of chans/social sites for a 'news' company.
I've had worse jobs.
>>703860849
put a lure there
>>703860849
You need help mother fucker. You are scum. I'm not going to say you deserve to die, but you definitely need to atone for how fucked up you've been.
>>703860984
Thought about it before I did it actually, but it would attract other people.
>>703851941
I am a crossdresser who likes to be dressed up in shiny skintight sweaty latex lingerie, mummified in saran wrap and fucked in my ass while i am helpless.
I have dressed in girls underwear since I was 12. I am in my 30s now.
>>703860477
See, I don't know that I would. I used to be such an angry person, but even now, I can't wish him dead. I just wish the rest of my family hadn't stuck by him. I wish he felt how much he broke the family we had. Because I feel it. Yet they stick by him. When I didn't show up to Christmas a few years back because he was going to be there, my aunt just asked when I was going to get the hell over it. My mom was livid. They used to be best friends in high school. That's how she met my dad. Now they won't even talk. Pretty much the only family that I know stuck by me were my parents and my sister. My older brother's response was "Oh. Gross." He then went on like nothing had happened.
>>703861099
but now you have nothing to lose by attracting other people
>>703860741
>>703860741
Keep posting
>>703851941
I fucked another guy's wife in his own bed while he was at a convert. Then she broke my heart and cheated on me and left me so I got what I deserved.
>>703860415
im a little jelly
>>703859875
I'm straight and in a long term relationship, but I fucking love solo anal play when my girls out of town. Want her to peg me but I think she'd be freaked out by the idea.
>>703861022
Have you ever had to explain the threat matrix of Pepe! I told them it isn't a white supremacist symbol! They don't listen!
>>703860820
>>703853843
>>703854436
>>703855164
>>703856201
Try to keep up yo
>>703861022
we all have our dreams, anon.
for now I'll settle for archiving every thread about a bomb threat/murder/planned suicide in case it matches a body somebody finds next week
>>703861243
>>703861243
Post pictures of her
>>703861045
I know, but I really wanted to touch little girls.
>>703861155
I see the logic in your dubs dubs, but I don't want to use a lure if I don't get to molest anyone. If I lure in adults I don't get to have my fun unless all I got is one petite girl I can overpower easily, and even if I lure another little girl I run the risk of luring in other people mid-molestation that could bust me and call the cops on me.
>>703861388
Just ask her. Or just fuck her with a dildo up your ass
>>703861452
they will never find the body. trust me.
I really want to know what the quickest, least painful way to die is so I can use it on my self.
>>703854555
why not make a move on her?
i did that once, after ex and i broke up, i went for the younger sis. and she was even freakier because i dated her sister
frosted butts
I used to, and still do talk to myself a shit ton. Like to a point where people would think it's downright weird, all I'll just walk around outside talking to myself. I'm not insane though, I don't think.
>>703861431
its fake and gay af
>>703861431
>Grandpa on /b/
I don't know, but it doesn't look like it's him.
>>703859088
im in SE wisconsin, if your close to there ill suck you off
>>703861388
Maybe she'd love it. I dropped the idea on my ex and she was super excited. I left her for totally unrelated reasons, but she was super into it. The pegging, not the break up. She was not into that at all.
>>703854857
ayo lmao, tried to do that once, but going out in public scared the shit outta me. they're up for anything though so it's amazing
>>703861479
Would you ever tie them up? And gag them too?
>>703861479
I don't give a fuck what you want. I want to curb stomp you then fuck you in the ass with no lube. But I'm not going to. I'm going to tell you that you need help, because I'm not a twisted fuck face. If you have any concept of empathy, you'd realize how much you just fucked her up. Forever. That's the kind of trauma that causes generations of problems. Your only chance of redeeming yourself in the slightest is dedicating your life to trying to save/fix other lives
>>703861534
tell me more anon. I absolutely wont write up a quick summary and sell it to a tabloid news site for $20.
>>703861652
Yeah, it's not the grandpa. They established that already. Still vague as to whether or not they actually know each other, or if it's just some crazy coincidence. They claim to be a relative, but not a close one.
>>703861662
Nope. Much further south than that. Western MO.
I only almost had sex twice and each time I'm about to stick my dick her it gets soft so quick
>>703861815
Probably not, because I know they were just sneaking out of the house to use the pokestop. If they're gone for too long their families would come running to find them. If I just get my shit done quick they might end up just running home and cry themselves to sleep without telling anyone what happened. What I did didn't make the news, so I think she didn't tell anyone what happened.
But just in case, I always bring a knife with me to threaten them.
>>703861976
People live there? Wow
>>703851941
Fucked ex gf several times while shes dati g some one else.
Also fucked her while her family was in the next room playing vidya games
Her poor bf is clueless
>>703851941
When I was a teenager, I found out my single "mother" was actually my kidnapper. Blackmaled her for sex until I set off on my own. I reconnected with my real family since, never ratting on my "mother" because I still get tail from time to time.
>>703861242
He, nah man. I wanted some advice with my personal matter, no more dank piccus.
>>703856346
contact info?
>>703861855
You make a good point, but that's a good lesson that you should always listen to your parents about not sneaking out of the house alone to play pokemon right?
>>703861875
Her name was Amber. She was from Las Vegas, worked at the Luxor. Her dad is a dentist in Oxnard, Ca.
>>703862095
That's a shame. Thinking of young girls bound and gagged with wide, scared eyes makes my dick hard
>>703859070
She is obviously a slut since it can be multiple people that have pictures. Post them
>>703851941
I've been regularly cheating on gf for a couple years, I chat to other woman all the time and have holed up in a hotel to fuck them all day now and then, including a trap for teh lulz which was ok, not great. I like them nasty and slutty but still hot so that they'll do any of the shit I think up, most of which the gf doesn't go for. Also, I regret nothing.
>>703862296
I officially change my stance about you. You do deserve death. I sincerely hope you are caught, so you can spend your life as a punching bag/ fuck toy in your local prision until they end you with a rusty piece of metal into your kidney
>>703862220
My thoughts exactly. But the closer you get to Kansas City, the more people there are. Fucking why? Beats me. There's nothing here. I actually moved here with my ex, but we just recently broke up after six years together, and I just kept the place. Not like my finances changed at all when she left.
>>703862349
It's just too much trouble and far too much risk. If I were to go that far I would have to kidnap them and take them elsewhere. This creates the problems of her family calling the cops and Amber alerts sounding. From there I'll either have to hide in the woods with her for god knows how long, or kill her, and I don't want to do either. I only really wanted to see her body and taste her.
>>703860025
>>703862551
That is a really rational reaction, and society would obviously not take too kindly to the likes of me. Thank you for the warning, I will be extra careful from now on when I give little girls the bad touch.
I like to post sfw shots from cheesy photo shoots. Like the girl with her mom on the way to school when I know what else she does.
>>703862655
Greentext what you did, more details.
>>703863150
Post the most normal one that won't get anyone banned.
>>703857000
It went ite
>>703863253
Don't people get banned for basically any pic of a kid no matter how innocent or normal?
>>703863554
Hot. I would love to see and smell her shit her panties like that
>>703863297
cool, cool.
>>703863806
>>703851941
Bamged a 16 year old when I was 22.
>>703851941
I always pretend to be a girl online. People act much nicer toward me.
I'm sad and lonely
>>703864129
Next im going to bang you aganist the wall
>>703864301
It's not a secret
>>703856229
Accurate.
I'm korean
>>703864301
Do things you like while consuming things that dull your ability to think. Depression is a rational, normal response to clear observation of what life is really like.
>>703864446
Are you part of the douchebag North Korean minority who is allowed online, a hacker or a Korean not living in North Korea?
I fell hard for a girl i had a chance with, but things backfired considering the circumstances, now im at the lowest point in my life and dont really know where to go
>>703859510
> not do it again
Why not? Too dangerous?
>>703864559
or, you know, South Korean?
>>703861243
I did the same. I ruined a 3 year relationship and began fucking her while she was still with him. she "got a 2nd job and was worked 3-4 hours for weed money" She left him, moved out.
Lived in her car, we dated for next 2 months, she became huge molly slut, fucked our whole circle of friends, and then hated us for no reason. Learned my lesson lol.
>>703863182
Not very exciting really.
>watches her patterns on the playground for days
>figures out the exact spot at the playground she stands at to get pokestop. most people don't deviate from it after finding the sweet spot. plan out the route to take her into the nearby bushes
>hides inside this area under the slides, close to her spot, but she usually has her back turned to it
>waits for her, she doesn't show up for a few nights after I'm ready to take action
>she shows up one night finally, dressed in white tank top and pink pajama bottoms with flipflops
>pours loads of chloroform onto cloth, approach quietly, grabs her from behind and muffles her scream with cloth
>starts dragging her towards bushes
>she struggles but breathes in chloroform, passed out by the time I got to the bushes
>reapplies chloroform one more time just in case, not sure if that's bad for her
>didn't know how much time I had, so I just started kissing and licking her lips and face and neck
>lifts up her tank top, and takes out tiny flash light to see her because it's too dark
>brunette, pale skin, pink nips, barely developing boobs, slender body
>kisses and licks boobs and stomach, reaches hand down her pants to rub vag
>takes out dick and jerks while licking her face and nips, came buckets real fast beside her on the grass
>pulls down her pants to her ankles, stands up, and shines my flashlight at her body one more time for mental image
>she's stirring
>books it from the scene
Still not caught, but man that was so damn exciting
>>703864853
Um... that would fall under "Korean not living in North Korea." ;P
I have crippling depression
>>703864822
Shit, that's a bit young...
>>703860849
Obvious liar. Chloroform doesn't knock people out instantly like in the movies.
>>703865001
i hope you get hit by a truck and get perma paralysed from the neck down anon
i have tachycardia.
walk in found my heart bumpin that 215 bpm.
haven't told my girlfriend the truth.
friends think im being weird because my backhurts.
truth is i have no idea whats going on... i could die tonight...
but hey thats life right?
also i fap to litteraly anything.
I'm a virgin. it doesn't bother me and I don't really need it to be a secret. except I lied about it to someone once. then had to continue the lie to some other people because the first person was around. now it's snowballed to the point where everyone has heard my fiction and thinks it's the truth. I don't care if all my friends knew I'm a virgin, but now I feel like I'm too deep in the lie to tell even my most trusted friends the truth and it feels shitty knowing I've lied to them and will probably always continue to.
>>703865404
if I remember gattaca, the solution is to become an astronaut
>>703864853
WORST KOREA
>>703865119
what do you prefer?
>>703865404
literally*
>>703865493
Non-toddlers, but to each their own.
>>703864665
Too young.
I did it because i've always wanted to do it, but im not really sure if i enjoyed it.
>>703865638
was special request for a femanon who likes that in particular. Not my usual taste either.
Femanons tend to like them young.
>>703855067
Two years have passed and I'm still fucked up over mine.
>>703865647
reported you to the fbi.
hope you're trolling xD.
>>703865717
Pedomoms are kind of hot, even if I'm not attracted to the babies they're sexually asaulting.
>>703857225
Fake/10
>>703865146
You're right, it takes a little bit, but not too long, especially if they're scared and in a panic and gasping for air.
>>703865217
That's a fair response, but hey, I'm just greentexting for the other anon.
i could easily fuck my cousin but currently have a gf and cousin isnt that hot but shes thicc and has a big butt but im too much of a pussy to go through with it
>>703865954
I knew a single mom who used to 'play' with her daughter.
>>703866112
ive gotten nudes from her and the rush felt so good but i felt guilty after i came so idk how i would feel after fucking her. i have been recently having the urge to pick her up and hang out then eventually going through with it
>>703866206
Like what? Any details?
>>703851941
I killed a man. I stabbed him in the throat and watched the light fade from his eyes as he bled out.
>>703866258
Share her info so we can have wins?
I want to fuck a big fat sweaty sheboon.
I want to 69 her while she is on top, trapping me under her whale body and farting on my face with no way to breathe.
I'm fapping to this as i type. I need a fat smelly sheboon so much.
>>703865001
Thanks for taking the time to write that. Would you do it again? Either her or another.
>>703865954
I second this.
I don't like kids, but a mother barely resisting the urge to molest her own kid? diamonds. would fuck her relentlessly while taunting her about the shit she shouldn't do.
speaking of which, anybody seen bbqmom lately?
>>703866462
did she admit what she was doing? Or want you to join in?
>>703866462
Im jelly. Would love a pedomom with one or two kids already
>>703851941
When i was 6/7 years old i was in a parade with my grandparents and my big sister. I walked away from them and then 2 older kids around 14 each one told me to go with them. I was stupid/naive enough to go with them. They lead me into a bassement and told me to wait there, I sat over a pile of newspapers on the ground and a few minutes after both entered accompanied with a fat, beardy old man. they ask him if i have some use, the man told them that i wasn´t woth him. Then they dragg me out of there and they lead me to the parade again, when i saw my grandparents looking for me the kids ran away. I got scolded by them by nevel told them what happenend and if i´m sincere not even i know what all that was about
>>703866639
She didn't ask. And I wouldn't that young. But she could see it peaked my interests. She fancied herself as a porn actress not that she ever did any. But was a good fuck!
>>703866832
did she tell you what she was doing and why?
>>703866832
pretty hot.
