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Guy cuts you off, gets out, pulls gun, what do
Plot twist, he looks like this faggots
>>703850903
>You're too much of a pussy to pull the trigger. Please, pull it. I'll own everything you've got while you're getting reamed by a huge nigger named bubbles.
> Fucking do it, bitch.
El Bumpo.
Not surprised a guy who drives that shitty SUV also CCW s
>>703850903
>Guy cuts you off, gets out, pulls gun, what do
Dumb ass pulled a gun on me in arm's reach. Asshole is my bitch.
>>703850903
he pulls a gun on me? he's already fucking dead. welcome to phoenix. everyone shoots first because our gun "laws" don't really exist. gtfo we're full
>>703850903
park my car on him
http://www.kgw.com/mb/news/osp-seeks-information-on-driver-who-pulled-a-gun-along-i-205/318053953
The video makes me want to hunt him
>>703851184
>shoots you right in the head
Good luck owning shit
>>703851351
Bullshit you'd be pissing your pants and crying
>>703850903
kek
His mistake. He's either getting slapped with his own gun or going to prison for murder. Either way I win.
Mfw, osp is "searching" for info
About him, took me 10 minutes to
Get this dipshits life story
Run that fucker over.
>>703850903
Get in the truck and run him over
>>703851853
really makes you think huh?
>>703851340
It's the ultimate show down, Gwagon pretty boy fag vs blue collar carhart diesel fag
>>703850903
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>703852008
>enlisted in army
>blames brandishing on ptsd
Wanna bet?
>>703851581
>>>703851184
>>shoots you right in the head
>Good luck owning shit
>>>703851351 (You)
>Bullshit you'd be pissing your pants and crying
Neither of you faggots know me. It is pretty easy. Make eye contact. Engage a conversation. Get him interested in anything. The eye iris in him shows a relaxation. Make the move first tilting the barrel to him. His hand breaks after his wrist twisted. No discharge. Move other hand to grasp handgun. Knee sweep to knock him down. Put gun barrel to his forehead. Then the perp is your bitch. Last time was in Oakland, CA after a night of drinking. People were throwing money at me to kill the nigger. I kept the gun and let him run back to momma. Drove along the 13 into Berkeley and then over 24 to avoid the 880 since the gang bangers would look for me that way. Threw the gun in the bay the next day.
https://www facebook com/francepropertyg/
>>703852184
>trying this hard to be a badass on /b/
>>703852184
Whatever you say Sherlock
>>703852439
>>trying this hard to be a badass on /b/
>>703852444
>Whatever you say Sherlock
Working tomorrow. /b/ is a good survey.
Your Hot Pockets should be ready now in the microwave oven.
>>703852017
wouldnt mind both of them pulling guns and killing each other
tbhf
>>703852399
fuck him up
poop in his butt, opie
>>703852184
wow, so people like you actually exists
>>703852564
The harder you try the more I think you're a fatass neckbearded faggit in his moms basement. Have fun at work tomorrow kiddo, I got the day off.
>>703852707
>wow, so people like you actually exists
There are a lot of us on /b/ some are here for theater. Some here to recruit. Some are just drunk after a long duty time.
Use my own
>>703852740
>The harder you try the more I think you're a fatass neckbearded faggit in his moms basement. Have fun at work tomorrow kiddo, I got the day off.
There are now Turkey Dinner Hot Pockets. Enjoy.
Considering sending osp his info if they don't have it already
>>703851184
>Quote from man shot
>>703850903
talk it out, man.
>>703852184
This is now a meme
Congrats. You're 4chans faglord of the month. That's quite an accomplishment.
>Btw: in the scenario pictured, either guy would likely get charged with 1st degree murder if the other was shot and killed.
>>703852907
Just stop, you're only embarrassing yourself.
>>703853011
>>703853011
>This is now a meme
>Congrats. You're 4chans faglord of the month. That's quite an accomplishment.
Achievement made. Post like that Navy Seal shit. Enjoy!
>>703850903
tell him he's not gonna shoot me over road rage and put it away/stop embarrassing himself
pull katana
>>703853244
>Neither of you faggots know me. It is pretty easy. Make eye contact. Engage a conversation. Get him interested in anything. The eye iris in him shows a relaxation. Make the move first tilting the barrel to him. His hand breaks after his wrist twisted. No discharge. Move other hand to grasp handgun. Knee sweep to knock him down. Put gun barrel to his forehead. Then the perp is your bitch. Last time was in Oakland, CA after a night of drinking. People were throwing money at me to kill the nigger. I kept the gun and let him run back to momma. Drove along the 13 into Berkeley and then over 24 to avoid the 880 since the gang bangers would look for me that way. Threw the gun in the bay the next day.
>>703850903
pull out my gun, shoot him
>>703852184
I'll take shit that never happened for 500, Alex
>lying on /b/ about how tough you are
k bud
>>703853383
Winning!
>>703853532
wow you are a massive fucking faggot holy shit.
>>703850903
I would step out of the car and calmly meet his gaze, walk towards him and when he pulls out his gun start laughing and say in a sinister way O boy ur in trouble now, as he looks confused at me I would start laughing again louder and louder until my laughing turns into screaming, the earths starts to shake and lighting will start. And than he will release that he never stood a chance against a sayian god...
I can't believe he still hasn't changed privacy settings on his fb. What a tool.
>>703853680
The only reasonable answer itt
>>703850903
Move to a civilised country where people don't carry guns in public.
>>703853568
It's spreading on /b like a wildfire, except unlike navy seal, this was some douchelord being serious
Many keks shall be had at this cancer
>>703853727
I don't think anybody knows it's him yet, state police are still looking for information
>>703850903
>Neither of you faggots know me. It is pretty easy. Make eye contact. Engage a conversation. Get him interested in anything. The eye iris in him shows a relaxation. Make the move first tilting the waifu to him. His hand breaks after his wrist twisted. No discharge. Move other hand to grasp bigmac. Knee sweep to knock him down. Put tendies to his forehead. Then the perp is your bitch. Last time was in the fye parking lot after a night of buying anime. People were throwing money at me to buy the manga. I kept the dvd and let him run back to sakura. Drove along the 13 into taco bell and then over 24 to avoid the trader joes since the neets would look for me that way. Threw the manga in the cumbox the next day.
Strike the pericardium 2, step and slide to his left and then swiftly proceed to hit both the temple and mental nerve
kek
>>703850903
Do exactly what this dude in the black did. Call out the guy for obviously being a pussy. By pulling a gun on me, I already know he is to much of a bitch to use it. Had this been Tyrone and his gang I might think different. But he looks like a rich kid who got his ass kicked all the time. So he decided he would become a man by getting a gun, but he is inherently a cuck. And because of this he wouldn't pull the trigger without actual provocation and he just wanted to be the scary person for once in his life
>tl/Dr he won't do it pussy
>>703854075
Pretty much this
>>703853613
>confirmed for underaged pussy who couldnt cc if he wanted to
>>703854075
Tru
>>703854167
>>703854191
Neither of you faggots know me. It is pretty easy. Make eye contact. Engage a conversation. Get him interested in anything. The eye iris in him shows a relaxation. Make the move first tilting the barrel to him. His hand breaks after his wrist twisted. No discharge. Move other hand to grasp handgun. Knee sweep to knock him down. Put gun barrel to his forehead. Then the perp is your bitch. Last time was in Oakland, CA after a night of drinking. People were throwing money at me to kill the nigger. I kept the gun and let him run back to momma. Drove along the 13 into Berkeley and then over 24 to avoid the 880 since the gang bangers would look for me that way. Threw the gun in the bay the next day.
>>703850903
Neither of you shreks know me. It is pretty easy. Make shrek contact. Engage a shrek. Get him interested in shrek. The shrek in him shows a relaxation. Make the move first tilting the shrek's cock to him. His hand breaks after his shrek is twisted. No discharge. Move other shrek to grasp shrek's cock. Knee sweep to knock him down. Put shrek's cock to his forehead. Then the perp is shrek's bitch. Last time was in the swamp after a night of watching shrek. People were throwing money at me to kill the shrek. I kept the shrek's cocks and let him run back to the swamp. Drove along the 13 into Dulock and then over 24 to avoid the dunky since the shrek bangers would look for me that way. Threw the shrek dvd in the swamp the next day.
>>703854469
Kek
>>703850903
Headbutt
>>703854569
Do it
>>703850903
I'd pull out my cock to distract him and then when his gaze was averted I would grab his gun and throw it away then.... I would own the bitch and his anus
>>703854569
Do it faggit
>>703853832
>It's spreading on /b like a wildfire, except unlike navy seal, this was some douchelord being serious
>Many keks shall be had at this cancer
k
>>703852184
Aren't you the same guy who graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals?
>>703854167
you seriously can't help yourself, can you? you are such a massive fucking faggot holy shit dude.
>>703854976
no.
>>703853975
Oh my God it's Jackie Chan!
>>703850903
he is already awful close to the bald faggot
a gun is effective at more than 4 meters of distance
>>703852184
is this you?
>>703854976
I was in the navy, alright
>>703855302
Hahaaha
>>703853909
Laughed way too hard at this
>>703854569
do it already.
One recent review gave me keks
>>703852184
Wow
You're such a faggot
>>703850903
just keep driveing retards, over him if neccessary
>>703855302
yes.
>>703855365
I was the biker in the ass-less chaps on the right
In
Continue driving, you never said he stopped in front of me.
>>703855819
Is this one of them 4chin raids Ive been hearing about?
>>703855819
Post this:
Neither of you faggots know me. It is pretty easy. Make eye contact. Engage a conversation. Get him interested in anything. The eye iris in him shows a relaxation. Make the move first tilting the barrel to him. His hand breaks after his wrist twisted. No discharge. Move other hand to grasp handgun. Knee sweep to knock him down. Put gun barrel to his forehead. Then the perp is your bitch. Last time was in Oakland, CA after a night of drinking. People were throwing money at me to kill the nigger. I kept the gun and let him run back to momma. Drove along the 13 into Berkeley and then over 24 to avoid the 880 since the gang bangers would look for me that way. Threw the gun in the bay the next day.
>>703850903
>grab his hand and gun, disarming him
>tell him to get on the ground
> tell him he should be shot for wearing a black belt with those brown shoes.
>>703852184
neither? You quoted one reply and two answers to OP.
Who's the other guy that doesn't know you?
Let's just make this a raid thread,fuq this douche nugget
>>703856160
The other guy was just some faggot who had to get schooled, Tryone
>>703856160
It's called nunya.
Nunya mothafuckin business bitch
>>703856269
*Mario's voice* Here we go!
>>703850903
call cops. get away from dude and just play it safe, get his license plate and make and model of car. take him to court and all that shit.
if im feeling especially cunty i try to find out where his house is then fuck with him more, such as mess with his family, take a crap on his car and send him photos in the mail.
>>703856574
>take him to court
>have great case against him
>fuck it all up by shitting in his car and leaving your dna and fingerprints behind
>>703853383
>>Neither of you faggots know me. It is pretty easy. Make eye contact. Engage a conversation. Get him interested in anything. The eye iris in him shows a relaxation. Make the move first tilting the phallus to him. His hand relaxes after his cock is twisted. No discharge. Move other hand to grasp the base. Kneel down to knock him around. Put tip in your mouth. Then the perp is making you a bitch. Last time was in Oakland, CA after a night of drinking. People were throwing money at me to finish off the nigger. I kept the condom and let him run back to momma. Drove along the 13 into Berkeley and then over 24 to avoid the 880 since the gang bangers would look for me that way. Threw the condom in the bay the next day.
Wow, CM Punk really isn't taking his loss well.
Easily disarm him with my martial arts skills. Tell him to get on his knees and beg for mercy. As he's cowering like a bitch I'll shoot two of his tires out. Remove his magazine and eject the bullet thats chambered. Hand him his gun back and continue on my way to my dojo for more training. I promise he'll be a respectable driver for the rest of his life. Hell I'll even give him my business card. Maybe hell find that training martial arts is better than some pathetic gun
>>703852184
you irl
I would hope that I could pull my CCW out and shoot him first but in reality, I'm going down shit creek in a boat that leaks.
Damn, this thread is full of martial art experts and ninjas.
>>703850903
If he's standing that close to me holding the gun like that, i take his gun and shoot him with it.
>>703857062
>Damn, this thread is full of martial art experts and ninjas.
... and posers.
>>703856678
AHHH, YOU'VE MADE MY NIGHT
>>703856740
topkekarino
was in a similar situation yesterday
just riding with friends, guy driving in middle of road, look at him , he pulls up , talks shit , went to smack that bitch thinking my friends got my back, turns out they were not "ready" , ran into a 3 vs 1 fight, got beat the fuck up, now sitting thinking what to do
>is named France
>doesn't immediately surrender upon being confronted
>>703857491
Lol at you and your bitch ass "friends"
>>703857491
I also had an event similar to this. Where are your friends when you need them most?!
>>703850903
With your description he'd be out of his car and I'd be in mine. Get low in the seat and drive through him, he'll dodge.
>>703850903
Test
>>703850903
drive away or drive on top of him
>>703850903
kill him. /thread
>>703857850
story?
>>703852184
>Muuum!!!!
>Get out of my room I'm learning inner strength!!!
>>703853532
>This is what 'muricans think will happen?
>>703850903
1. Sucker punch
2. Take gun
3. ???
4. Profit!!!
>>703858808
I mean it could happen, if you watch the video, he had all the time in the world to do it, if he had a gun in his truck. Which I always do since it's legal here
>>703850903
>stay inside car/maintain a more difficult hitbox
>point dashcam towards his direction
>grab the sawed off from the door pocket (legal here)
>gf grabs pistol from the glove compartment
>roll down window halfway
>barrel slightly hidden by window tint
>clearly tell him to put the gun away
>give him a brief moment to determine his own fate
>act accordingly
Police have visual record of him coming up brandishing a firearm, audio record of my gf and I taking note of a threat coming our way, an attempt at non-violent resolution on our part, and even if he comes to his senses, I'd take him to criminal and civil court, and possibly even get some cash out of that pale nigger. If he doesn't, closed casket.
>>703858542
The short of the long is we were playing a team in football (read: soccer) who I had played last season. They're overly aggressive, and talk a lot of crap. I told my team that I'd be surprised if our game didn't end with a fight. They said they'd all throw down if necessary.
Anyway, after this one dude fouled just about our entire team, I'd had enough and ran onto the field and pushed him to the ground. I turned around, fully expecting my team to be behind me, but they were all sitting on the bench. The opponent's bench was clear, however, and they were all coming for me.
Thanks "friends"
>>703850903
Draw my own weapons and hope to Hell I'm faster. If I was chest to chest like that I may try to head butt him first to throw him off balance but I'm most definitely drawing on him.
>use self defence techniques to maim and disarm
>call police
and if that doesnt work
>probably get shot and maybe die
>if survive, get money
>if die, died fighting
>>703858996
that's such a pussy beta way to approach it anon
>>703851340
:'( don't judge me
disarm him of the gun and take it apart piece by piece before his eyes, then wrestle him to the ground and fuck him rawdog up the ass untill I shoot a master load up his shitter
kiss him on the cheek before I leave
>>703850903
I don't get out. I throw that bitch in reverse and duck under the dash while doing 30 bass ackwards. And once I'm confident he is either far enough away or getting back in his vehicle I Hightail my ass out of there.
>>703857491
Nice friends you got there.
>what the fuck is autismo doing
>he's gonna get his ass kicked duude
>Oh shit fuck that I'm not getting into that shit
>>703858908
But really though. It's not like he was gonna pull the trigger, you could've had taken it to court and easily won. If you pull your gun though it'll be a kill or be killed situation, risking your life and making a fucking mess.
Killing a man isn't something you should be going for y'know.
Pull my gun and tell him to do something stupid
>>703858996
>non-violent
Wouldn't be as smooth as you think in real life.
>>703860330
Why else would I carry my gun in my car? It's to shoot some fuck who wants to shoot me. Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. Just because this guy was a cuckold, doesn't mean that you shouldn't expect him to pull the trigger
>>703850903
>Pull out own gun
>aim center mass
>fire until empty
>change mags
>call 911 or continue firing as necessary
>continue being Texan
>>703850903
I'm not a faggot who drives a truck so I'd just just pass him instead of wishing I could.
>>703851853
literally almost stayed in these apartments over the summer
>>703856740
holy shit lmao
>>703860548
Well, it's true that he might which is why I fucking hate your gun laws, but he won't unless he's a fucking psychopath.
>>703859242
So take no precautions to ensure the safety of either myself or my gf, and attempt to engage in deadly force against someone who already outdrew me, all so you can be satisfied with my approach..?
I aim to please...
>get out, go to the trunk
>poor faggot struggles to unbutton shirt to reach his tacticool low profile concealed shoulder holster
>pull out m61 Vulcan, one handed
>pull out dick, one handed
>dick feels heavy, but I muster up enough strength for my damsel in distress
>faggot's limp wrist can barely hold gun up
>gf gets out, and immediately starts sucking me off
>faggot, unable to hold the gun, unloads a solitary round of subpar bulk 9mm
>fires wide right
>recoil makes him cry
>unload 2000 rounds of incendiary 20mm into his chest
>unload 2000ml of semen into gf's throat
>teabag the freshly made pool of faggot
>>703861013
Hate our gun laws? You sir are a faggot. I live in a shit neighborhood, I've used my 9mm 2 times just this year in self defense. Never shot a round. A gun is just a tool, a tool that if I didn't have, I'd be robbed and beaten. But instead I never even had to call the cops, and wasn't even affraid.
>>703850903
>>703850903
>what do
"aim for my head"
>>703854075
>and he just wanted to be the scary person for once in his life
USA is full of scared people who want to be scary. It's like some guiding cultural principle.
At what point are they all gonna sit back and say Wow, when did we all turn into niggers?
>>703850903
Pepper spray him, grab his gun while he is grabbing his eyes, start beating him with his own gun. Realize my anger made me do something stupid again, freak out, run away thanking GOD that I am STILL alive, yet again.
>>703851184
>>703861279
have fun not living much longer
>>703861279
>I've used my 9mm 2 times just this year in self defense. Never shot a round.
You mean fired. Fired a round.
You live in a shit country.
>>703850903
Why would I have gotten out there is clearly enough room for me to have gotten the fuck out if there?
Seriously if someone cuts me off, I'm not getting out of my car to chat wtf is wrong with you?
Drive him over
>>703851184
Got a badass over here. Watch out.
>>703861694
nope. not what i meant
>>703861226
lmao underrated post
>>703851853
When 2008 came he had no other skills than to work in a tanning salon.
What a fucking waste of white skin
In 2008 I was fucking reeming undervalued property.
Faggot, now hes gonna lose his business all because he pulled a glock on a civilian, what a douche.
>>703861279
You live in a fucking thirdworld country m8
>>703850903
Why arent we destroying this guys livelyhood with this image?
>>703854075
Neither of you faggots know me. It is pretty easy. Make eye contact. Engage a conversation. Get him interested in anything. The eye iris in him shows a relaxation. Make the move first tilting the barrel to him. His hand breaks after his wrist twisted. No discharge. Move other hand to grasp handgun. Knee sweep to knock him down. Put gun barrel to his forehead. Then the perp is your bitch. Last time was in Oakland, CA after a night of drinking. People were throwing money at me to kill the nigger. I kept the gun and let him run back to momma. Drove along the 13 into Berkeley and then over 24 to avoid the 880 since the gang bangers would look for me that way. Threw the gun in the bay the next day.
>>703862089
Do I? As far as I can tell, I make good money, have a car, Internet, smoke all the weed I could ever want. Never starved. Just because you are a pussy and can't handle a little crime, doesn't make this a bad place.
>>703861498
>Wow, when did we all turn into niggers?
Around 1998
>>703862341
we got another badass here anons
>>703850903
Suck gun until guy blows load then eat shitcum
>>703850903
Count his edges
>>703862464
>not a pussy=badass
Thanks I guess?
>>703851853
>>703861984
God, I hope this fucks him more than legally. I am 100% for CCW but it's to protect your life and those of your loved ones, not to fucking intimidate a stranger who poses no threat.
I do a 360, walk away and return to my vehicle
get shot
>>703852184
You play too many video games, son.
>>703862644
>and I trust easily
>>703850903
Hugh mungus wot
