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ask anything
receive your fortune
magic 8 ball
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will i visit the hooker soon?
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Does she want my dick inside her?
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is my life good?
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when i die will lots of people come to my funeral and cry?
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U gonna tell the truth?
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will I get laid this year
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>>703785999
wow nice trips
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Will I ever have sex again?
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Are there any feels?
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>>703786173
Asking again as requested
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Should I fap today
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>>703786223
And yet again hopefully with the freaking answer this time
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>>703786203
So?
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>>703786253
Dang
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Does she want to?
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Will I be rich?
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Do the hookers think im sexy?
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is this an accurate way of prediction?
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am i sexy to most girls?
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All this time?
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>>703786853
Roll
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should i fuck the black hooker and cum on her feet?
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>>703785758
Will I get hired for the job
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should i give up on hookers completely
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>>703787630
Tell me
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will i lose my virginity in the upcoming school year?
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>>703785758
Is there anything to life for?
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>>703787929
OH SHIIIIT SO LONG I'VE WAITED
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will Amber come over and fuck me?
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3
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Will I unbox a knife in my next case unbox?
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roll
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>>703788533
Asking again
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am i gay
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will i find a nice girl on omegle
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>>703788610
FFS
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Will i have sex this month?
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>>703785758
Will she dump her boyfriend for me?
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>>703788868
Well, that's disappointing.
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>>703788868
haha, don't count on it
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if I call Amber now will she answer?
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Does she think I still want her?
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>>703785758
Rolling to see if I'll get dubs in this thread.
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>>703789160
Kek.
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am I gonna break that nigga's kneecaps?
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Will this school year be good for me?
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>>703785758
What are my chances?
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>>703785758
Will mari and i ever be something?
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Does amber love me?
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>>703789562
Fuck
How about now?
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is everyone in this thread a faggot?
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Does he really love me?
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will i fuck someone this year ?
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will i ever get a gf ?
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Will I die soon
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>>703789723
will i ever get a gf ?
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will i fuck a black hooker?
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>>703789728
God damn it
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Will this relationship get me pregnant??
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>>703785758
will i get a date in the next 2 weeks?
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will she loves me?
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will i fuck the hooker Jaden?
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>>703785758

will i get laid soon
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>>703789863

just tell me
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>>703785758

will i go to work tomorrow?
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>>703789843
okay then motherfucker, will i get a date in the next 2 weeks?
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>>703785758

Am I a tranny faggot for wearing panties?
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>>703789860
re-roll
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Will she say yes?
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>>703785758
Am I gay?
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>>703789928
well fuck, rolling once more
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>>703789660
>>703789790
I never get any answers fuck me
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Will she say yes??
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will i find someone in the near future?
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>>703790003
fuck sake you shitty ass ball, give me an answer.
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will i fuck my ex in the near future?
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>>703789969

Reroll cunt
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will i fuck a good hooker?
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>>703785758

is my graphics card broken?
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>>703790066
-.-
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>>703785758
do i have a chance, ball?
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>>703790097

Okay nigger, how about this:

Am I not a tranny faggot because I enjoy wearing panties?
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Will I have sex with my girlfriend tonight who is recovering from an operation but who can do most things again?
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Pls 8 ball, will I do my gf tonight. I need to know
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>>703790266
GOD DAMNIT GIVE ME AN ANSWER YOU FUCK BALL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Will it work out with her?
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First you can't predict, then you make me ask again.

Will I put my penis inside my gf tonight?
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>>703790423
Will it work out with her in the end?
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>>703785758

am i delusional about my script writing
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>>703790411

... okay...
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>>703790563

please tell me
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Will I fuck gabi again?
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Should I masturbate?
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>>703785758
Will I ever live a happy life?
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oh you pathetic faggot who is controlling the rolls of this pathetic website, Will henry realize that I'm not his daddy and everything he's trying to accomplish is as pointless as his degenerate and pathetic life?
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Will we be married?
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am i going to pass my exam tomorrow?
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Will I get the body I dream of?
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Do I have genital herpes?
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>>703790771
Wow
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>>703785758
now?
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Rolling
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>>703785758
am i still banned ?
btw was i banned because the mods suck dick on a regular basis ?
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Amber?
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will i fuck her soon?
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Roll
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>>703790599

One last chance chump
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Will I kill myself in the next six months?
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>>703791063
will I fuck her soon?
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Will it go well when I meet my girlfriends parents?
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will i pass my year
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Will Jackie and I date?
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>>703791125
will i fuck her at all?
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>>703785758
Will I marry her???
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Can I?
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am i a cuck
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>>703791123
Reroll
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Will she become my sexfriend ?
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>>703785758
Will I become a wizard?
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Will I lose my virginity this year
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Will the doctor find out?
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>>703785758
Will I invent it?
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>>703791333
Will I become a wizard??
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will i ever not be a cuck
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>>703785758
Will it be completed?
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>>703785758
Will i ever not be a socially awkward fucktard?
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>>703791120

Plz

I don't want to disappoint my family

Am I a faggot tranny because I enjoy wearing panties?
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>>703791472
Will i lose my virginity this year
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>>703785758
Can I stop spilling sperg
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Will Hillary die before Election Day?
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will i ever cuck somebody else
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Can i tho?
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Will Hillary die on Election Day?
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What bout deb
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Does she want to be with me ?
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>>703785758
Will we ever end up going further
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Does Nadii love me
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Is trump gonna start WWIII
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Claudi loves me
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Is Kek real?
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>>703791211
>>703791466
>>703791609

my path is my own, i am destined for greatness
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does she feel the same way
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Banned?
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was i molested?
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Did i fuck up
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>>703785758
Will I kill myself?
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>>703785758
Is my wide going to kill herself?
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will i enjoy myself this thursday?
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Is she honest about the things she says to me?
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Am i gay
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>>703792236
was i molested as a child?
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>>703785758
Am I going to jail?
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Is she just fucking with me?
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will i ever get a qt gf?
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will dinner be satisfying today?
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Does this magic 8 ball tell the truth?
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Should I?
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>>703792373
was i molested as a child?
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will becky unblock me?
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im i going to a get a job i like?
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>>703792495
will i have a plain gf then?
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will i feel different after fucking an escort?
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>>703785758
Will I get laid this year?
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Will I have sex this weekend?
(Not with myself)
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should i start doing something with my life
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>>703785758
will i ever be heterosexual again?
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>>703791869
MEME MAGIC IS REAL YOU FAGGOT YOU JUST HAVE TO BELIVE
>praise kek
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Is she my future
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am i losing my virginity this year?
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>>703792736
will i get a plain gf?
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>>703793099
will rebeca be my gf?
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>>703785758
Will you give me a yes
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>>703792574
wew lad you sure?
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>>703793244
Well what do you fucking know. Are you magical
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Are we the perfect match?
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Should we be together?
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>>703785758
Will i get the job
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Will we die together?
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>>703793313
y-you sure i was m-molested?
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Does she love me more than anyone?
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>>703785758
Will I make a lot of money
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>insert original question here
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>>703793822
WELL WAS I MOLESTED OR NOT YOU FUCKING BALL OF SHIT?
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Do my friends resent the fact that I am her boyfriend?
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>>703793914
Shit
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>>703785758
can I post now? fucking OpenDNS is fucking with me.
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>>703794009
>mfw
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Will I find and marry the love of my life before I'm thirty?
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>>703794242

Fuck you, reroll
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>>703790009
Do you live in central america, femanon?
If so, then 1.yeah I love and 2.probably not
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>>703785758
Will she ever love me?
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>>703785758
Is op a faggot?
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Do you tell the truth?
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did melany liked me back then?
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>>703794613
Do you tell the truth?
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Is she the one?
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>>703794740
top jej
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did nayaret liked me back then?
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>>703793599
Only AFTER you've fucked someone else....I don't think so....
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see any nudes of locals I recognize tonight?
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>>703785758
Roll
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the long awaited nudes from that girl I find to be absolutely breath taking?
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>>703785758
Magic 8 ball, can I really get her back if I spread my lust for her like the aids she gave me?
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Will Megan be my long distance wife?
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Does she know there's not an inch on her body I'm not willing to put my mouth on?
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>>703785758
I'll go to college?
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>>703785758
Will i ever get to do a threesome with my gf and her friend?
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>>703785758
8-ball, i'll win money to pay my college?
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Am I gay?
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Does she want to talk to me again?
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>>703785758
8-ball, i'll the lottery?
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>>703796454
Fuck
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>>703785758
Will I ever be truly happy?
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>>703796558
kek
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>>703796513
Roll for the answer.
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>>703785758
8ball, i'll find love again?
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Will I ever get a threesome?
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Will I get this threesome?
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Trump for president?
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Will i get laid?
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Should I move in?
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Should I fap today?
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Will she marry me?
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Hulk SMASH!
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Is she the one?
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will I ace my exam on Thursday?
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It's she the one?
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Is the kid mine?
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wift
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Will I ever be happy again..?
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will I get a qt 3.14 gf in the next month?
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Will I get any tonight?
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Should I move in with him?
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>>703797325
Ah..
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>>703797350
roll
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>>703785758
Will I lucid dream soon?
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Is she gonna send me a video of her making herself cum?
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>>703797435
dammit!
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will she like me?
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Am i gonna die soon
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Should i break up with my gf
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Will I get a girlfriend that actually wants to have sex?
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>>703785758
i want to kill myself
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Am I going to die by being shot in the head with a .45?
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is long cat long?
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Is she going to break up with me?
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Should I?
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>>703797618
How bout a .38?
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>>703797563
Asking again
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>>703797648
fuck the 8 ball
>yeah you should
>you definitely should
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last to digits for 2 questions...
y:Will the apartment work out
z:Will he love me back
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>>703797607
that is not a question.
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>>703797607

HAHAHA HENRY YEAH COOL 100 SUICIDE POSTS PER SECOND AMIRITE MY LITTLE ROLEPLAY GAY NIGGER LOVER

I AM UNABLE TO KILL MYSELF YOU LITTLE BITCH, END IT

INTERNET IS 100% FAKE
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Will I get fired this year?
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will she ever love me again
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>>703785758
what are you fuckin gay
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>>703797658
You're lying...
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Should I live with him?
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>>703785758
will cuck threads ever be stopped?
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>>703785758
Will i be able to turn in the homework and not drop out?
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>>703798253
reroll?
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>>703798300
fuck
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Will i win the lotery next time
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>>703785758
Will I ever get married?
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>>703785758
Will things ever be the same
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>>703798452
fuck
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Will i find a girlfriend for myself this year?
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>>703785758
should I be a lazy scumfuck like always?
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Should I try to fuck her?
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>>703798543
Will i find a girlfriend for myself this year?
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>>703798620
Reroll
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>>703798567
best answer, thx Mr. Ball
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Magic 8-Ball, will world peace ever be achieved naturally?
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>>703798723
Motherfucker
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Will the pain stop soon while im still alive?
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>>703785758
Do a sissy faproulette with a guy from craigslist?
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>>703785758
Should I fix things with her?
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I will ask the same question again...

Magic 8-Ball, will world peace ever be achieved naturally?
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Should I go down on her the next time we're together?
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>>703798820
Tell me.
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hkhgfhv
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Should we fuck the next time we're together?
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>>703798918
That leaves us with only one option left...
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Will i past the test on friday?
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>>703800404
Sweet
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Am I to get dubs?
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will I lose my virginity within the next 3 years?
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Will I be rich?
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Will i have a girlfriend this year?
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Am I finally done?
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>>703785758
Will the guests enjoy it on Saturday?
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>>703801092
If you are so sure about this deny me again
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Will it be okay?
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Answer me, will I fail miserably?
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will i ever speak german?
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Will she ever love me
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Should I eat my cumshot I saved up for 14 days tonight?
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Should I cum?
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Is it going to be good?
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>>703785758
Will I ever get a girlfriend?
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Will I fuck a trap?
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Am I not gay
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>>703801789
Sweet
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>>703785758
Would I succes in my new job?
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>>703785758
Did my boss is mad at me? because of today?
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>>703785758
>>703802013
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>>703785758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoX9Wji0NnI
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>>703801666
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Will she ever love me?
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A
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