Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703766811
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>703782283
Alice~!
She's Mine
Claimed
It's hiigh noon
still here
>>703782372
Hello Ruby
>
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Tats?
More like dragon dildo loving guy.
>>703781751
oh well that rules it out then, did the new cars and drivers kill it for you? or was it just a short hype you both liked
yea, you seemed to like that a lot
>>703781758
so many necessities..
i will just stick to 2D i guess
>>703781849
is there a release date yet?
you might need to buy the game to help them out
>>703782072
holy fuck that sucks
sorry dude thats the worst
any plans to make today better?
>>703782202
oh thats cool, i really like that. My brother basically does the same
what was he drawing, kek humilation is pretty funny i guess
>edgy
i was joking kek do christal meth for all i care, not my bussines anyway
Still here, I'm gonna go for a smoke.
How are you all doing ?
>>703782386
It's highnoon somewhere in the world
>>703782460
What's up?
>>703782373
>Mechanic not here yet
>Says he'll be here in 45 minutes
>2 PM when he shows up supposedly
>Need to get down to the shop to have the flywheel resurfaced
>Then have to install new clutch and put everything back together
>Still need to fix the doors
>Stillneed to get it smogged and registered
>DMV closes at 5 PM
>Intense worrying intensifies
>>703782373
Whorebocaust
>>703782661
ghoul-chan
>>703782628
Watching anime, what are you doing?
>>703782661
Hello
>>703782628
It's ALWAYS high noon!
>>703782619
Just woke up.. kinda
Claiming best girl
>>703781247
Oh, nice.
>>703781320
Run Vanilla.
Stormcloak.
Kajheet.
Stealth Archer.
Win every time.
>>703781849
A second winner.
>there is a gmask thread open
Fun stuff man.
>>703782587
I know nothing of a release date. If it gets many more features I'll of course buy it. But I bought too many alpha games which never got good or didn't get out of the alpha stage.
>>703782718
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>>703782740
Hey
>>703782587
what a qt~
>>703782740
I'm studying, somewhat. I'm trying, at least. What anime?
>>703782787
Is it high noon right now?
>>703782862
not a girl
>>703782956
spooky
>>703782383
Hey Ruby
>>703782587
Besides /waifu/ and masturbating?Not really, I plan to just let it pressurize inside me, like always.
Claiming Felix
>>703782862
Hello Saya
>>703782881
That's a nice picture, what's with the box?
>>703782956
How are you doing?
>>703782969
We just started Orange. It's interesting
>>703783051
>>703782587
the cars mostly, but I guess the hype died of its own, even if it wasn't short
>>703782969
Yes it is!
>>703782881
I'm inclined to play a pedophile necromancer orc with a loli companion.
>Stormcloak.
Vanilla and stealth archer has grown too stale but I will agree that Stormcloaks are best.
Claimed!
>>703783051
Shh!
>>703783145
Hai
claimed
>>703783145
Great.
>>703783145
GMask.
It has its history on 4chan.
>>703783259
I was going to suggest something along the lines of a loli companion... but Orc? Gross.
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!
>Phone is about to die
>Can't find my fucking charger
>>703783470
Stupid raifu for stupid people
>>703783470
Press 'F' to pay respects
>>703783145
What is it about, if you don't mind me asking?
>>703783225
Are you sure? My clock says 5.30... Maybe it's not working?
>>703782587
if thats what you think would be best. dont you at least want the warmth?
She will die
>>703783561
It's high noon somewhere in the world
>>703782587
Didn't try to look edgy. Just talking.
Anyway, here's what happened :
>Let's call him Brian
>we were in class
>small class, around 20 students max
>last week the teacher explained to the poeple who didn't know how to draw the basic proportionzms of the human body, we did that for 3 hours
>we also did perspective for the past 2 weeks
>today teacher tells us to draw a scene
>no details, just the basic lines to show he atmosphere
>something about cops in their office
>everyone start to draw
>teacher comes up behind Brian
>he was drawing in an kncredibly shitty manga style, completly ignoring what the teacher explained a week earlier
>teacher asks him why he draw his charachters like this
"Well I'm not good at realistic drawings so I just stick to manga instead"
>teacher looks at him
"Well you're not good at manga either, so just stick to what I showed you"
>Brian spent the rest of class complaining at how bad he was
I think it might not be as funny when you read it. But when it happened, I kek'd really hard.
>>703783259
>>703782953
yea thats kind of a waste of money
cant you get a refund on that?
>>703782969
no U
>>703783105
sounds good enough.
not the lastpart though
how bad is the phone?
>>703783213
ah i see
well kind of a shame.
you ever go to any other sport events?
you are really into hockey right?
>>703783297
waddup cat girl
>>703783613
its pretty warm here so i can use my imagination
>>703783673
im sorry i was just trying to be funny, not really my style i guess
haha i can imagine its pretty funny
a professor burning someone is always good fun
>>703783366
How are you doing today?
>>703783412
That's good to hear. Got any plans for the evening?
>>703783436
I haven't been around long enough I guess
>>703783561
It's kind of difficult to explain. This girl gets a letter from herself in the future to try and undo some of the things she regrets. It's interesting so far
>>703783673
That sounds pretty humorous
C data is this you?
Loser
>>703781019
>>703783902
i dont think its the same
>>703783902
>>703783879
>>703783673
>>703783658
>>703783613
>>703783561
>>703783470
>>703783385
>>703783366
>>703783297
>>703783259
>>703783213
>>703783145
>>703783112
>>703782953
>>703782699
>>703782661
>>703782463
>>703782383
>
>>703783902
A refund on a pirated game? Not that I know of kek
>>703783673
Actually I think it's funny
>>703783902
3%
>>703783535
Fuck off cunt
>>703783538
I hate that shitty fucking meme
>>703783879
ALAHU!
>>703784088
Who're you calling trash?
>>703783879
>>703783658
Where specifically?
>kek
>>703783879
Don't try to sneak up on us, we can see you
>>703783939
Seems interesting, I might give it a try then!
>>703783902
No, you
>
>>703784072
How much would I have to pay you to suck my cock
>>703783902
No problem, it's just hard to tell when someone is actually telling a joke or not here.
>>703783939
It was rather funny when it happened, indeed
>>703783939
Apparently not.
Let's just say for the longest time, a certain group of people used GMask to share stuff.
>>703783902
I've been to a few games but I'm not "crazy" about it either. I just don't really go out to see stuff anymore, beside one or two music festivals in the summer
>>703783939
Nothing much, just waiting for someone to start a new game of risk on /pol/
What about you?
>>703784302
money does not mean that much to me
>>703784072
OOUUUEEE AAHHOOOUU HHAAAOOUUHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
lol they pruned the gmask thread
>>703784606
Because you don't have any and your parents pay for everything
>>703784072
nope its not
only way out is the rope
>>703784088
>insult for ants
>>703784158
oh i understood you bought some alpha games
my bad
>>703784166
you better start going fast as fuuuuuck
>>703784263
>calls me cute
top zozzle
no way
>>703784338
yea thats true. i will just stay serious from now on
you up to anything?
>>703784433
i always though live games were super hype because of beer and music stuff
i dont really know actually
music festivals are the best, the great thing about metal live are the mosh pits. shits crazy
>>703784606
Wow what a pussy
Was gonna go up to 5k
>>703783939
I'm good, busy doing nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJgyXgGg3r0
>>703784627
no
>>703784672
pretty much yeah. should find a new job
>>703784746
well there is more but that would be sad
>>703784786
well i mean just get someone else
>>703784786
>5 fuck you K
I am not the Tomoko poster you are talking to but nigga, my dignity is worth 50M
>>703784400
Oh, I understand now I think
>>703784544
/pol/ I don't go there very often. I didn't know people played Risk on that board, though I guess it makes sense
>>703784746
Yeah and your whole body vibrates with the music, not just the ears. And pits are incredible you never know when you're gonna get knocked out cold I love it
>>703784746
Nah, I'll stay around here for a while, probably go smoke onebmore time and just sleep. I have to get up early tomorrow. You ?
>>703784253
<3
>>703784200
Snackbar!
>>703784263
I've been caught!
>>703783436
>SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!
It does. But that's the fun in RPGs, being what you don't are. This time I want to be a filthy orc.
>>703785321
How ya doin Karen?
>>703785411
no, no. Not what I mean. Just a Stormcloak shout is all.
Play an Orc, I never liked them tho.
>orc
>mage
Have. Fun.
>>703785125
Yeah, it's a fun little program. I may use it to post lewd images later.
>>703784263
I have no idea
>Watching anime btw
>>703784969
dont worry i was merely pranking
hows the card trading going?
>>703785194
it was pretty overwhelming when i was there for the first time
i was only used to hiphop moshing which i already found rough
i barely realised there was actual music playing
>>703785257
oh where do you live?
im just dicking around on 4chan trying to think of a game to play
>>703785600
what you watching?
til someone likes me
>>703785691
I'm from France
>>703785533
>posting lewd
Please do not lewd the waifu ;w;
>>703786079
Post lewds slut
>>703786079
Just WHAT exactly do you think is behind that box?
Calamity-masu'd
AHHHHH
>>703785691
Yeah I usually just focus on surviving rather than enjoying the music but I like it that way
>>703785691
Non Non Biyori
1%, goodbye sweet prince(s)
>>703786239
>I may use it to post lewd images later.
This implies posting the lewd. That or I'm autistic
.
>>703785125
It's pretty fun, The games tend to get pretty crazy with all the shitposters on /pol/ and all.
>>703786377
Only for those willing to work with GMask.
Not like I'll be doing it often either.
>>703785978
that makes sense
with the time, im from the netherlands myself
>>703786270
kek yea since the music isnt really my stuff anyway. but a small fry like me had a hard time surviving
>>703786291
oh that is great have fun with it dude
>>703786307
RIP
I
P
>>703786550
Is pretty cute
Catch ya later
>>703785691
oh good. id have even less people to talk to. still havent managed to get the card i want
>>703785717
I like you nigga.
>>703785507
Decent enough, gonna play some league once a few people come back. Waiting around in that time.
>>703786460
Nonsense, /pol/ is the absolute definition of paradise. No shit posters or ironic memers ever go to /pol/!
>>703786520
I can't believe you have lewds of the waifu ;-;
1% lasts longer than I remembered.
So, here's some lyrics
I'm so fed up with everyone around me
No one seems to care
I'm just so far gone and nothing's gonna change
I'll never be the same
It's always do this, do that, everything they want to
I don't wanna live that way (No!)
Every chance they get they're always pushing me away
>>703786851
Don't even pretend to play this whole "ermagerd she's purr, I dernt have lewds" bullshit with me, anon.
>>703786851
What would your wife think of you if you didn't even want to fuck her?
>>703786881
It's never enough
No, it's never enough
NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY
>>703786793
>was not memeing
>>703784088
>>703786650
later
>>703786702
which one do you want
i am gonna watch some anime though so i will be responding late
My parents didn't lock my door tonight! Yes!!
I'd rather hate you for everything you are
Than ever love you for something you are not
I'd rather you hate me for everything I am
Than have you love me for something that I can't
>>703787030
Its actually "No matter what I say"
Stupid bong.
>>703786550
I don't get hit to the head because I'm kinda tall, but the rest of my weak body gets bruised a lot too
>>703787025
I didn't say she was pure, I just don't lewd her.
>>703787030
There's a difference between showing the lewds and wanting to "fuck her"
>>703787414
Post lewds you slut.
>>703787252
an insert that dropped while i was sleeping yesterday so i didnt even open packs. only 500cc
>>703786851
Mean while on /pol/, harambe conquers Scandinavia while kievan rus annexes vape nation.
>>703787414
You said you wouldn't save lewds of your wife, why would you do that unless you didn't find her attractive enough to masturbate to? Like, it doesn't make sense.
You monkey see, you monkey do
You're always doing what they tell you to
You're such a puppet on a string
You don't get it!
I won't bow to something that I've never seen
Can't believe in something that doesn't believe in me
I'm not blood of your blood, I'm no son of your god
I've no faith in your fate
Still I find salvation
>>703787025
>Lewding the waifu
Degenerate as fuck, even worse than 3D.
>>703787806
>lewding the waifu
>>703787551
Never happening
>>703787673
I've never saved a lewd of my waifu no. Someone posted one once though. I just don't see like the idea of it. I wouldn't want anyone to keep images of me so why would I do that?
>>703788030
What if I get trips?
A little lewd?
>>703788127
Like I said >>703788030 I've got no lewds on my computer
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze5hzWWBrEY
>>703787385
yea i am tall as well but those guys were giants.
also being drunk didnt help that well
so when are we going to a metal festival?
>>703787560
oh but i thought you didnt have it yet
>>703788130
hey there
>>703788205
Lewd does not mean nude. Lewd just means provocative.
A fully clothed person can be lewd as fuck.
>>703788272
>skepticism intensifies
>>703788130
Qt
>>703787806
Is she biting the cap off the bottle?
>>703787673
Sand dude
>>703787252
Hey senpai!
>>703788011
Kek I forgot about this.
>>703788371
Hello. How're you today?
>>703788458
Oh.
>>703788401
I don't have any that I would consider provocative
>>703788513
>forgot
Mmhmm.
>>703788371
i dont. it sucks.
>>703788574
(x) Doubt
>>703788272
>foo fighters
>>703788513
What about this
>>703788543
im doing fine
it was the hottest september day ever in the Netherlands and tomorrow wil be even worse so thats something
what about youreself?
>>703788759
but what card is it?
or arent there characters on the cards?
>>703788871
Three month aniversary is coming up. How do we celebrate?
>>703788760
This would be the absolute closes tthing I have, it doesn't seem particularly provocative to me
>>703788371
I'm guessing the festival season is pretty much over where you live too? Because there's nothing left to attend over here this year
>>703788997
My day could've been better.
>>703789133
Poor dude, rough day at school?
Hey everyone!
I heard there was a qtruby in this thread?
>>703787385
Hi buddy! you ready to throw down?
>>703784263
there you are.
>>703788997
its a captain phasma first order kind of space card. looks good to me
>>703784253
when you literally cannot stop playing this :ok_hand:
>>703788780
I think it's pretty good.
And hey there.
>>703788401
God damn it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5_eWPCB4p4
>>703789219
Not really rough, could've been better though.
>>703789253
Hello Shino.
>>703789294
I'm going to listen to this album tonight. I really enjoyed Underdrawing For Three Forms of Unhappiness at the State of Existence, Ixtab was also good.
>>703789253
yeah man
>>703789275
Dike
>>703789546
Well I think yesterday someone claimed Ruri when you weren't in the thread so I will be more skeptical.
How was your day today?
Also, Ruri, Please.
https://youtu.be/h_L4Rixya64
>>703789569
i have all of them in 320 kbps my pal and i must admit, this is their best one.
>>703789546
Hey Ruri. Foo Fighters are pretty "bland" to me personally. I guess if I HAD to pick a song I think is alright other than Everlong it'd probably have to be Beenie Weenie.
![mussolini2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NCCFBsA.jpg "mussolini2[1].jpg")
Claimed.
What's going on in the circlejerk?
>>703789253
I don't think so, poor shino bby
But I'm here!
>>703789569
So did not much happen?
Anything bad?
>>703789103
yup sadly...
there are some small 2-3 hour performences in some bars in Amsterdam but i only know of rappers who do that.
guess waiting is all we can do
>>703789133
ah sucks
what happened?
>>703789275
ah okay
so it wasnt a coincendence i brought her up
There was a flash and burn and when my ears returned I stared up into the light and DIED.
c l a i m e d
>>703789749
>>703789546
https://youtu.be/4FXnS5dSUWY
>>703789000
No idea. Maybe a small party privately held?
>>703790345
I want to cum on you're waifus face after she sucks me off
>>703789569
Hi shiro! hope your well.
>>703789599
Sweet let me get myself in order and im down. Time to pull out little bby warwick AWWHWOWOWOOWOWOOWOOW
>>703790102
Fran come watch macross delta in stream fam
>>703790110
bby
>>703790394
theres my friend! is that a pilot gardy?
>>703790513
a wild sacho appears
>>703790110
thinking of letting it go because they people want cards that have like 3cc and other bullshit they will never get
>>703789762
I haven't listened Sweet Days And Her Last Kiss yet either, think I'll get to that today or tomorrow.
>>703790102
>>703790110
Nothing happened. I'm fine.
>>703790588
I'll try my best at doing so. I hope the same for you.
>>703790588
Aye, a pilot gardy goes VROOOOM pew pew pew gadda gadda gadda BOOOM!
>>703790099
Oh hey garde
>>703790110
Senpai!
>>703790394
Wait you didn't claim the Mussolini?
>>703790588
I'm watching the tutorial for map building in roll20
>>703790623
wrong
>>703790703
it's just okay honestly, i don't think it's better than Underdrawing For Three Forms of Unhappiness at the State of Existence, it's basically at the same level as ixtab.
>>703790110
Yeah I might go see my friend playing at small hardcore shows in bars but that's pretty much it
>>703790588
aooo
>>703790345
I dreamed about your fucking Tats.
>>703790773
Hey there Franny boy, and sadly... no... I didn't claim il duce :c
>>703790822
"wrong" ~sachi 2016
>>703791072
seriously
guess again
if you are correct I'll admit it
>>703790588
hey qt
i migh play one game of league
im pretty tired tbh
>>703790641
yea card trading never really works out imo
people always trying to fuck with you
it only works with kids who are easy to manipulate
>>703790703
alright if you say so
any plans for the restt of the day?
>>703790926
oh he plays?
thats pretty cool.
i really like bar shows, especially when they are small and still crowded
>yuno
>>703790513
Well, I don't care.
You might as well give up on your practise of repeating something until it catches on as a meme too. It's fucking annoying.
>>703790954
Really? What was the dream about?
>>703789749
Considering I haven't been nearly as active, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a new regular Ruri claimer.
>How was your day today?
It went fine, if I didn't had a bunch of work right now I'd get something to eat, since I had to skip lunch once again.
What about you?
>>703791266
Hey.
Teach us something. Something cool.
>>703789797
They're "soft" indeed, but I've liked them for a long time now.
Had a chance to see them live as well.
>Beenie Weenie.
Great taste right there, Mugi.
How are you doing, by the way?
>>703790492
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wmoAm0b3QY
>>703791262
ehh i was fine with taking a little fuck but what they want is a full on sex slave
>>703791262
Besides heading to the store, and listening to some music, no. Yourself?
~Shiro
>>703790703
So it could have been worse?
>>703790822
Mi Liu?
>>703791072
Why wouldn't you? He is amazing!
Also, have you looked into Battlefleet Gothic Armada?
>>703791262
We playing League?
Fran
>>703791266
Is very weird. So I was in a store with her. Basically, I was on a date with you, or Tats, more exactly. And we bough some snacks and went to the movie. There, Tats wanted to go and buy us a drink or go to the toilet, she was wearing a skirt so I just touches her butt and she blushed.
And I woke up very confused. This shit is fucking me unconsciously.
