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>Atheists will defend this
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>>703774368
lel, why we still got monkeys?
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Only a dumb one... the opposite of intelligent design isn't coincidence.
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>>703774368
Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve
I am not a damn monkey
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>>703775430
No you just have sex with them.

Faggot.
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>>703775588
Self chequed for the triple dubs
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>>703775588
uhh christianophobe much?
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>>703774368
>I could do this with any animal
>clearly this is proof of God
>not nature

0/10 Bait
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>>703775759
I don't see how you came to that conclusion....

Also, not a word.
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>>703774368
The way our hand is formed is not a coincidence. It evolved to do certain tasks better.

Also: 0/10 bait
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>implying left is not based of right
>implying evolution is coincidence
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>>703775895
Go fuck some monkeys, satanist
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>>703774368
>creationists will ignore this
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>>703775929
This
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>>703774368
I don't get it
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>>703776111
trips of truth
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>>703774368
The ignorant edge of this post gave me cancer. Let's be realistic here, man has the ability to replicate not reproduce something from nothing.
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>be athiest
>just got done eating a baby
>lel
>stupid cristianfag walks in
>kek.jpg
>sneak up behind cristianfag
>steels baby
>yum.jslot
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>>703776136
>thinking myths were written to be taken as face value
I understand atheism and all the reasoning but thinking these stories were believed to be true because some dumb contemporary Americans are stupid is just cringe inducing
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>>703776525
Xtianity is mythology, too.
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>>703776136
This.
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>>703776730
yes
Your point being?
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>>703777179
Just making sure you know.
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>>703774513
>lel, why we still got monkeys?
Americans came from Europeans, why we still got Europeans?

...is this seriously a difficult concept for people?
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It can take millions of year for something to evolve, the argument "why are monkeys still here " is moronic, because guess what? We are not apes nor monkeys, but a species that split from other great apes hundreds of thousands of years ago... Read a fucking book.
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>>703777631
I didn't come from no damned European.
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>>703774513
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Religion is bullshit.
>god create the universe
>hehe ok
>who create god?
>he don't needs to be created
>this logic
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>>703776525
You're pretty stupid aren't you
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the anunnaki two aliens named anun and naki spliced their genes with the apes to make human to mine gold for them
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>>703777807
way to circumvents the argument to emphasize you're own ethnic butthurt.

73.4% of the US population are of European decent. ...so fuckoff
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On another note about monkeys, they have been evolving as well. How else do you explain subspecies? A gorilla is a gorilla, but you have to distinct species, the western gorilla and the eastern gorilla. Each of these groups further break down into other subspecies that have evolved to the habitat they live in I.e lowland gorillas and mountain gorillas. Everything is always evolving we are simply just not given enough time to see it.
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>>703778688
>73.4%
>implying I'm in there
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>>703778967
how can you be that stupid
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>>703778967
Your reading comprehension skills are kind of poor, aren´t they.
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>>703774368
Here is proof of evolution on a time scale even a retard like OP can comprehend

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=plVk4NVIUh8
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Starwars would totally kick Startrecks ass. Like what the fuck does Startreck have that can beat starwars? Just a bunch of fucking pussies thats what. All it would take is one Jedi/Sith to kill an entire ship full of gay startreck humans
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>>703778967
Don't give a shit about you. Until that number drops below 50%, my point is still valid.

so again, fuckoff.
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>>703779536
Oh, do go on.
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>intelligent design
>palmaris longus tendon
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>>703779500
Fuck you. Startreck has sheilds and photon torpedos! Also they have teleporters. they can teleport boarding parties and even torpedos onto a starwars ship. they cant even compete!
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>>703779500
>>703779922
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>>703777631
there is no more european only muslim
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>>703779622
I'm only responsible for one of those. Looks like we are developing a consensus that you are in fact a moron.
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>>703779922
Startreck has no laser swords like starwar. Startrecks will show up try to gay pinch yoda than bam yoda force right in the asshole of all trecks
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>>703780039
See? Even Startrecks special effects suck. Their story sucks. Their acting sucks. Their lore sucks. Startreck is just worse in every single way compared to Starwars.
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>>703779922
photton torpaedos are also in starwars. luke used one to kill the deafstar in his ex-wing. he shooted it in the trash compactor shute.
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>>703780389
They just forgot to raise shields. Didn't you read the filename? This is STARTING TO PISS ME OFF.

Fuck.....
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>>703780389
>the bait is strong with this one
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>>703780128
muslim is a religious identity. european is a description of where they come from.
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Hillary is asking for rare pepes. Let's see your best b
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>>703780557
>implying anyone likes William the peice of Shat nerd.
"I. Say. Mr. Sulu... Why. Are. There. So. Many. Pictures. Of. Men..... In your quarters?"
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>>703775929
But actually evolution is coincidence. Random mutations and shit
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>>703776136
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>>703780826
the robot arm was designed to be like a hand

you dont have to go any further then that.
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>>703779622
Eh?
What?
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>>703780823
Fuck you. Like starwars has any room to talk?
>Jar Jar Binks
>Anakin the emo
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>>703775430
the Scopes Monkey Trial
(spoiler alert)


Scopes lost!
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>>703778225
My theory is this.

>god creates man
>man cannot look up and talk with god
>man must surrender and be adapted in order to commune with god
>it is a choice

>god was created by a higher being
>god chooses to remain where he is
>god refuses to acknowledge a higher being
>"I am the alpha and omega"

God is just like us
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>>703781304
Congrats. You're almost mormon. Now you just gotta wear the magic Jesus underwear and have 8 kids.
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>>703781304
Faggot
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>>703781575
I dont think it has any serious repercussions because thats just how our particular timeline is. Aint no body goin to hell.
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>>703776136
I'm not into defending religious myth about world creation but don't you realise that "There was just the Big Bang in the beginning. That's it, here was just something out of nothing" sounds as retarded as "Yeah, God made the world through his fucking awesome word."?
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>>703780826
Also natural selection played a great role in evolution, only the fittest survived and passed their genes and so on but nowadays is almost nonexistent.
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>>703781707
>I came here to insult people
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>>703780826
No. Mutations are coincidence. But there is selection too. That's why we call it "natural selection". If you roll a die 100 times it's coincidence every time you get a 6, but it's not a coincidence if only the 6s are good enough to survive.
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>>703781998
nobody fucking says that
they say, hey, evidence points towards a big bang. Difficult to say what came before it but lets not start making up shit to fill in this gap, lets actually search for an answer
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>>703781998
At least we're searching for that 'something' that was 'nothing,' instead of just saying
>it's always been there
and leaving it at that.
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>>703782267
This
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but who made god's hands? zceckmate theists
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>>703781304
that's the most stupidest thing I ever read.

Let's say there is a 4th spatial dimension. If someone were to ascend to that dimension he would be able to go at any moment in time in the 3rd dimension and do whatever but that doesn't mean hes god.

Now consider that there's a string theory that says there could be 27 dimensions. Or at least 10.
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pic related
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>>703782638
I think you misunderstand. We are always finding more shit that exists and will probably never discover everything. If you had a super powerful dimension hopping god there could be things he does not know. Could he destroy himself? Would he try?

Its more of a philosophical question.
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>>703774368
>right
Well shaped limb as per millions of years of evolution

>left
Poor attempt at copying right
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>>703781304
fucking kek/10

>man must surrender and be adapted in order to commune with god
you christcucks really out-cucked yourself this time

i cannot believe the lengths you guys go to to be helpless weaklings
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>>703782848
Love how hard atheists try. Spewing memes and shit like its fact. A more accurate representation of that comic would be it ending at panel 2 or 3.
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>>703782966
philosophy is bullshit, and I know we're really really far from understanding the universe, never mind what is beyond it.
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>>703782243
I guess your American? Since I've never been to the states before I can't fully imagine how christians and atheists deal with each other on your side. For western Europe, Germany in particular, I strongly disagree with you.

On my side almost all fuckin neckbeards utilize the same strategies then religious fundamentalists. They feel superior because "hurr durr science" but not because of a reflected view about strength *and* weaknesses of scientific explanation. This people are simply believers who don't like their religion with some transcendence in it.
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>>703783320
read: GODISREAL U DONT EVEN HAVE THAT MANY PIECES

so why did god send every non-jew before 33 ad to hell?
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>>703783320

you can science pretty well i gather
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>>703782848
This pic is sexist!! Why does the female bunny have to be the idiot?
I´m so triggered!
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>>703783198
oh boy, another 13 year old on 4 chan. You dont HAVE to believe anything happens after you die but until it is disproven I consider it a possibility at the very least. You wont have a physical body you will be more of a collection of possibilities.
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>>703783329
I don't think you know what philosophy is.
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>>703783484
Francais en fait
i would love to know the weaknesses of scientific explanation
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>Golden age of information
>All the knowledge of the world available instantly to almost anyone in the first world
>77% of Amerifats still believe in angels


How can one nation be so cucked
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>>703783499
Because Christianity is a Jewish puff piece that got taken away from them. Judaism was always about how the jews are better than everyone else because reasons.

Jews were never better than anyone or did anything particularly remarkable in the history of society besides introduce the scourges of humanity and rationale thinking in the farm of Christianity and Islam.
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>>703777788
Humans are primates aka apes
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>>703783761
>How can one nation be so cucked
LOL cucked by fucking what and who exactly? That doesn't even make a lick of sense in any context. Its not a fucking marriage
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>>703782267
Yes, and I'm not complaining about that. I'm just pointing out that mocking ridiculous beliefs with just Big Bang in the beginning sounds awkward. As I say, I'm not into defending this or that view is just about showing some respect for the believes of others even if we're on /b/ here.

Plus, I don't *believe* that it's possible to get somehow behind of the Big Bang due to... lack of existance of something?
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>>703783628
didn't deny the possibility of the afterlife, the supernatural is always possible because we only have the natural world to give us evidence
an afterlife would be great, i don't want to die. But i would certainly prefer it not to be the christian afterlife where god makes you already knowing if your gonna be tortured or rewarded eternally.
Whats fucked up is that you choose this version of an afterlife out of all the other options. I'd definitely go hindu/buddhist
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>>703783607
>"hey guiz. did u kno the faunding fathers were atheist? It haz no place in modern america. Lets all suck dick and legalize weed because it makes you smarter!"
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>>703783654
Yeah I do, I took plenty classes on philosophy and it's just pointless questions and bullshit. I was pretty good at it btw.
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>>703784052
>hindu/buddhist
You are goddamn right son
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>>703774368
That feel when carpel tunnel syndrome.
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>>703784270
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>>703782243
According to the Big Bang theory there was no before, existence and time began at the Big Bang.
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>>703779536
>Don give a fukh abou you! Untir that numbah drop berow 50 PAH CENT, my point is stirr varid!
So again, Get out my store!
ftfy
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>>703778354
clearly they are
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>>703783957
Primates are not aka apes. Primates include all sorts of shit like lemurs too.
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>>703784003
wow old man. Listen up, whatever pro-christian cyber-front you're trying to pull off is bound to fail.

Kids these days just think cuck is an insult. The same way autism is the next slow/retarded/special/challenged.

He's not actually refering to cuckold. It's just slang.

But hey, I can work a metaphor.

America was cucked by christianity from the reason and rationality that it had a relationship with since it was birthed out of the enlightenment period.
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>>703784052
The judeo Christian / abrhmamic afterlife seems counter intuitive to how the rest of the universe works. Everything runs in cycles goes through a process of destruction and "rebirth". Stars explode spreading their core materials into space which coalesce and form new stars from those materials, again and again. Matter is changed to energy, energy is used to change matter etc. In the abrhmamic sense, people for and rot in both heaven and hell for all eternity learning nothing gaining nothing completely removed from the cycle. Those religions don't even take into account the natural order of states and instead completely ignores it and refuses to acknowledge which might be why Christians , jews and Muslims are so Damn stuck up and hard headed.
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>>703778967
wow. I've read some dumb shit from anons on /b/ for years, but holy shit you are one dumb human being. You should be sterilized so as not to further contaminate the gene pool and donate your body to science so we can learn how someone so stupid manages in modern society
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>>703774368
it's not coincidence, we evolved in order to survive.
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>>703774368
lrn2evolution

http://www.swimbots.com/
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>>703784003
By Pastor Ericksonn, of course. This nigga doesn't have to pay taxes, and he spends ~$150 mil yearly to fuck your kids
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>>703784270
>I took plenty classes on philosophy
Yet you miss the point of philosophy entirely.
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>>703782243
Science is guessing then proving that guess is correct by putting it up against other proved science.
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>>703774368
Lol sense when do atheist claim anatomy to be coincidence? Lmao religious dipshit
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>>703784882
Relax, fam.
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>>703784711
>pro-christian cyber-front
Im confused as to from where you extrapolated that. Believing in the afterlife does not "cuck" you. Its just retarded sounding
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>>703780466

That was a proton torpedo.
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>>703782220
How the balls is mutation a coincidence? You guys are stretching the definition of that word way beyond what it actually is.
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>>703781998
Where the fuck did you hear "there was nothing before the Big Bang.".... You uneducated idiot.
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>>703784741
only smart post in the entire thread. Science doesn't claim to disprove god, it merely explains the medium that we exist in.
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>>703783320
found the triggered fgt
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>>703783716
I can tell you. A scientific explanation is just true in an specific setting. Especially when we're talking about super small things it's never about reality but strictly about our models of reality. Let me point to quantum mechanics where the Copenhagen interpretation is most widespread. It's not more or less true then e.g. Bohm mechanics but it's far more widespread because most physicists don't give to little shits about interpration of reality. They are happy with playing maths on their data.

Let me add the following: Religious people who believe there's an old white bearded man in heaven who made things by clapping in this hands together ware fully retarded ignorants. But most christians I know (and I know some of them) are the complete opposite. They do what most neckbeards completely miss out: they evaluate their scientific and religious knowledge and reinterpret their believes constantly.
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>>703781998
Laurence krauss gave some very interesting lectures on the nature of nothing.

I'm sure to would find them interesting anon
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>>703785392
Not sure what your point is, or who "you guys" are. Technically it would be better to say it's random, but the OP uses "coincidence" to mean "random", which is fairly common.
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>>703783607
>>703784155

Got to hand it to all those atheists founding fathers who had seminary degrees
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>>703774368
its no good, these secular humanist heathen will never listen to reason. a theism is its own religion, a spirit of anti-christ is prevalent....

they will believe in other dimensions but not heaven & hell.....

this has been fore told......judgement is just beginning!!! LOL
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>>703774368
No, they wont
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>>703785742
Nothing is the absence of everything and in terms of the Big Bang including natural laws. I'm wondering how there could be a nature (or system or whatever). However, thanks for the link anon.

Thanks for the link anon but I want
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>>703785548
You might want to listen to our neckbearded friends. Plus there even if you find something before the Big Bang, you're just postponing the problem. There are only two option: Something happened out of nothing or there is an fuckin infinite cascade. Both options are disappointing.
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>>703781998
The Big Bang is just a theory, but its the most logical theory of how the universe started given the evidence. Same with evolution, its only a theory but with an absurd amount of evidence supporting it. Theories are always changing though, like gravity, it started very simple but as we have understood more about it the theory has expanded.
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>>703785548
Dang, sorry, in my previous answer I forgot to call you names in addition, you ignorant retarded nigger.
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>>703785803
“This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it.”
John Adams


Yep,sure do
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>>703781998
Nobody says that. They say that the evidence points towards it. They also don't claim to have such complexity created in a short amount of time, but rather a slow build up of complexity. (like the creation of heavier elements in stars)
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>>703774368
This is so stupid its not even bait at this point
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>>703785980

There is this atheist guy i work with. most of the time he is not all up in arms about how god cant be real ect ect.

But its funny when he gets on his little kicks about ghosts and spirits from the dead are totally the real deal.
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>>703786983
Yeah, I'm completey with you. I'm not into the old-man-in-a-chair-theory for explaining why the universe exists. I just wanted to point out that the way many people utilize scientific theories are retarded. Plus, those people are usually completely happy with "Just BigBang" instead of "Just God" .
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>>703786983
>only a theory
Hahahahaha
clearly doesn't understand scientific theory
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>>703782026
>nowadays is almost nonexistent.
no sorry but no. It is still going on. It is just a slow process!!!
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>>703787023
"The problem with atheists is all the do is shitpost on the internet and never contribute to society."
Abe Lincoln
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>>703787217
How so? The process that created us could have come from a higher being.
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>>703776136
i cant believe in science and some force/being we havent discovered putting everything into motion?
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>>703787051
Mate, you're to positive about atheist people. Maybe you want to look at those cunt: >>703787603
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>If you give an event an infinite amount of time to happen, it will happen no matter how small the chance of it happening is

I think this argument is pretty common and I want to touch down on it.

There was no waiting for the event to spontaneously eventually happen out of coincidence because time didn't exist. You can't infinitely wait for the universe to happen when there is no time to wait through.
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>>703787802
“Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law.”
Thomas Jefferson
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>>703785548
There wasn't though... there was no space or time "before" because there was no time for which a before to exist like it does now. What there was "before" the big bang is meaningless by our scope of understanding and experience.
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>>703787987
“The Government of the United States of America is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion.”
1797 Treaty of Tripoli signed by Founding Father John Adams
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>>703787987
"I like christian girl pussy better than any other. Its just so much tighter when i put my puddin pops in there."
Bill Cosby
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>>703787912
Here. Also

The main scientific theory for the big bang theory right now is this

>At the quantum level, we have observed that at this small scale things can actually randomly pop into existence

>The universe used to be as small as the quantum level. Therefore it popped into existence just like these quantum sized things did

>Even though a compacted universe is completely different from the things we observed being randomly created from nothing and we also may be concluding incorrectly that these quantum level things are being created and could have a point of orgin

Good job
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>>703788259
“Of all the tyrannies that affect mankind, tyranny in religion is the worst.”
Thomas Paine
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>>703788368
citation for things just popping into existence?
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>>703788061
The observable universe didn't exist before it came into existence. There's a possibility of an older existence outside of our observable universe, however. There may be a multiverse, for example, with ours being among the younger ones.
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>>703788368
I thought it had to do with colliding D-Brane manifolds in M-Space?
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>>703788630
"I really hate that faggot John Adams. A real nigger just fucking shit up with our country founding business."
George Washington
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>>703784494
>not understanding that's this is well know to not be believed
What came before time?
was it nothing?
no.
was is god?
no.
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>>703788663
If he doesn't have one it seems most likely that there is an anthropomorphic all-knowing, all-powerful intelligence who cares who we have sex with but is content to let millions suffer horribly every day.
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>>703777916
>this
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>>703777631
That's not how it fucking works. Our ancestors are all dead. Monkeys and shit are our cousins.
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>>703774368
Over the course of millions of years. Look at the universe and how that has developed over time. Oh wait, God made that too...
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>>703789117
So the reason god punishes us with these shitty threads is because we have so many men spanking it to dudes in skirts?
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Religion and Evolution are a bunch of nonsense
the bombardier beetle/birds/living fossils
prove evolution wrong
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>>703789244
Yeah, it's more like European settlers came to America and became a variety of different types that developed in parallel; the highly intelligent coast dweller would be modern humans and the subhuman, pre-sentient Southerner is like the modern chimpanzee.
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>>703774368
It's not entirely a coincidence. They evolved over billions of years because the creature with that adaptation survived and procreated longer and more than contesting organisms
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>>703789585
As I understand it that's OK, but you're not allowed to actually have sex with them.

Also if your brother is dead, you have to have sex with his wife and if you don't cum inside her you die (Genesis 38:9)
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>>703784494
Show me a fucking scientific paper that says that. The ideas of the Big Bang is that a fucking long time ago a bunch of mass that was concentrated (we don't know why) started to expand (again, we don't know why) and, eventually, said mass formed into planets and stars and all that other shit. Nobody knows shit about how the universe was created and nobody claims to know (in science, that is).
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It's just a theory
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>>703790692
fuck off you memefag
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What if I told you this was bait?
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>>703788663
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_fluctuation

This is best observed at the event horizon of black holes, where the particle-antiparticle fluctuations are torn apart and the particles escape as Hawking Radiation, having apparently popped into existence from nothing.
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You only need to see the stars in the sky to understand that religion is pointless in regard to time. Lights that you see start trabel toward you many many years ago, no human history can ever tell you where that light start ann you only can see the past over the sky.
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>>703790785
What does your god say about name calling?
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>>703774368
That pic the the second gayest thing I've ever seen. OP is number one.
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hindgut_fermentation
Very intelligent indeed
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Men and god are pointless, only fear could explain god not science.
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>>703787604
It doesn't affect humans all that much due to civilization. In wildlife it is still very much active.
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>>703791331
"Thou shalt copulate with thoust own butthole" Jimmy 37;15 Book of Fag
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So far you can reject evolution because is still ongoing process
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>>703774368
How about the hand being the intelligent design of evolution faggot?! If we all started from single cells and we know for a fact that we are but a compilation of a fuckload-illions of other living organisms (like our fucking stomachs that have a biome that affects our behavior and thus our choices completely without us realizing it) how is it that we are not the creators of our (past) selves?

Ever thought about that?! No. Cause you all you think about is how to get your fix faggot.
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>>703790679
This.

We don't really know anything about the big bang itself - Just a little bit about what happened afterwards. There has been a big boom, mass started to expland and form planets and the universe we know today came to be. Any answer to the origin of the big bang is possible. An intelligent creator is just not a very likely one, and we're not going to find a more likely one settling for it.
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>>703792257
You are about one ten-millionth as intelligent as you seem to think you are.
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>>703782026
Natural selection takes a long ass time to happen, and although there is no more "survival of the fittest" aspect among humans there are good looks and other cultural conceptions that will eventually make minor or even major mutations to the species. And with every other animal it's still going normally (except for pandas and other endangered species who can't survive on their own and get special care)
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>>703792743
Great counter point. Let me throw it right back at you.
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>this thread
>implications that evolution is purely and ayheistic idea
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>>703775929
>Implying you didn't get the joke
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That's evolution too, so far imitation game from nature nothing more. Religion are for egocentrics, selfish dictators and everybody else that refuse taking their own destiny in their hands and beg for miracle and answers
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>>703792902
Yes, that's precisely what I'd expect from someone with very little intelligence.
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>>703776525
This is incorrect. People came up with these myths as serious explanations trying to solve problems they didn't even understand. Now we have dumb fucks like you, who have learned about science and see the stupidity of religion but choose to think that they werent meant to be taken at face value, and are symbolic of your bearded man in the sky, and act as a beacon of morality for people too stupid to do it for themselves.
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>>703774368
Its called evolution you cuck. Look at fish. Fish dont have any complex anatomical structures. Humans evolved to become better suited to their environment. Therefore, we now have tendons and things to protect those tendons from being damaged.
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>>703791675
>It doesn't affect humans all that much due to civilization. In wildlife it is still very much active.

NO, Sorry but NO!
Sure it is extremly slow with complex organism like humans and our civilisation changes natural selection a lot, but evolution doesn't look at humans and says "I have done my job, now I won't continue" cause this is what some ppl hear who don't understand it.

An example of recent evolution would be mosquitos in the London underground. They turned from one species to an other due to evolution (and the underground isn't that old). Mosquitos from overground and underground can't procreate anymore.

With humans this won't happen, cause we all change together, as nobody is isolated enough, but when humans still live on this planet in a few million years, those humans would be different to us to the point, that we might not be able to procreate anymore (but of course our "humans" wouldn't be around anymore).
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>>703777916
by this logic we should have human ancestors alive as well
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>>703774368
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>>703774368
good1
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>>703793530
We do. They're called parents.
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>>703793530
Have you ever heard of survival of the fittest? Fucking faggot
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If it's such an intelligent design - why include an appendix that you don't need but might kill you?

Why design in cancer or tooth decay or atheists?
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>>703793859
Doesn't seem to be working in your case.
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>>703793864
Exactly. If any god were real, why would they create a mindset that opposes their own core beliefs, and themselves.
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But dont kill their gods we will need then to ruled them with their faiths
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>>703793859
if monkey evolved to human why didnt it die off?
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>>703781998
>"There was just the Big Bang in the beginning. That's it, here was just something out of nothing"
That isn't the Big Bang theory though. It doesn't cover how matter and energy was created, but rather that it expanded.
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>>703774368
Then why do trees exist if there is paper?
Mad atheist?
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>>703794147
You realize that the monkey we see today is not the same monkey that became isolated and evolved into the homo genus, right?
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>>703794226
What? That makes no fucking sense at all.
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>>703781998
I like to think that eventually black holes will "swallow up" all the matter in the universe and that will lead to the next big bang
Its a simple theory since we dont really know what the deal is with black holes nor pre big bang universe, but i like it.
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im a christian
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>>703794226
That's like saying why do cows still exist if there is steak.
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>>703794916
hahaha
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>>703774368
>posts an example of convergent evolution
KEK

your religion is a lie, deal with it.
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Size of universe will explain our shortness view of life.
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>>703783597
Did you just assume its gender?!
You fucking pig
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>>703793069
Again... Right back at you. It's not like you raised an argument or debated an idea. You are practically calling me stupid.

How sad is your life?
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Your religion is a lie, deal with it, good one
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>>703776136
except hubble's law isn't correct
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>>703793530
Fucking hell, this is so stupid.

When a species evolves it happens because of some trait that is desirable to it's survivability happened to appear by mutation is some individuals of said species. Those with the desirable traits had a better chance of surviving and spread the mutated genes through the next generations of offspring. Eventually the ones who didn't mutate died out, this process happens a fuckload of times until those mutations are major enough to qualify those individuals as a different species (i.e. they can't procreate with the original ones). We don't have a bunch of fucking Homo Erectus walking around cause they kept mutating until they became Homo Sapiens (and eventually Homo Sapiens Sapiens - us). What we do have is fossils and enough similarities between us and apes to know that a long time ago it was all one species.
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>>703789244
I think you missed the point that this post was a sarcastic response to the ridiculous logic of the post before it.

...I know, this thread is getting long. but you really should read entire strings rather than criticizing a single post just because you missed the context.
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>>703795255
>You are practically calling me stupid.

No practically about it
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>>703795491
but god put fossils in the ground to fuck with humans remember?
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>>703789697
Kek
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>>703794808
>>703795021
>>703794702
Please tell me you're not really falling for this shit tier bait
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>>703795568
So?! Did the attention make you feel good?
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>>703795767
I was surprised it worked
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>>703796101
I feel that if really stupid people who fail to educate themselves but enjoy saying smart-sounding things in order to give themselves a false sense of self-esteem were somehow able to realize how incredibly stupid they are, they might be able to do something about it.
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>>703774368
>monotheism came from the desert
>the populations from the desert were sand niggers, niggers and jews
>you praise a god that came from niggers, sand niggers and jews
Kys. I am with the norsk gods. Also, prove me wrong that monotheism didnt fucked the world with moralism, the state and shit. Protip: you cant
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>>703778688
>European decent
>decent
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>>703793530
>What are Neanderthals
>What is extinction
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>>703774368
Just because something is unlikely does not mean it is impossible. Your mind is simply too small to comprehend that in an infinite universe it is inevitable that we should occur and appear exactly as we do.
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>>703785737
>super small things its never about reality
>super small things
>reality

these bait threads should be used to find the dumb dipshits and ban them
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>>703777916
Dont feed ghe troll you retarded nigger
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>>703796876
lol. infinite universe. We live in a fucking dome
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>>703785749
>point
there isnt really one as its an observation

>who "you guys" are
the posters that are discussing mutation and coincedence, fucking obviously

Coincedence and random being synonyms? Meh, you'd have to be half retarded to believe these words are interchangeable, hence the tone in my post
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>>703793499
I wasn't claiming that evolution was "done with humans". There is no survival of the fittest in human(western) civilization anymore because nearly everyone gets to procreate and the offspring is kept alive, sometimes via extraordinary means. Sanctity of life is the antithesis to evolution.
Meanwhile nature goes on as it always has and, as you stated, will adapt to human civilization, maybe even better than most humans
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>>703774368
>You will defend this
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>>703795491
Forgot to say there aren't any Neanderthals or whatever they would have evolved to cause they were fucking pussies and died cause it was too cold for their pussy asses
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>>703797289
>fucking obviously

"You people are retards."
"Who are you talking about?"
"The people who are retards, fucking obviously."
"Ah, I see."
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>>703797459
evolution is still happening in humanity, all things living are effected by evolution
also natural selection has never been so diverse
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>>703794851
An interesting theory, although as space is expanding, an individual black hole would be unable to swallow up all the matter; in general black holes are spreading apart. It it theorized that space may eventually stop expanding and begin collapsing. In that case You may be correct. This would result in what is termed "The Big Crunch" and could reverberate into another Big Bang in an "endless" loop.
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>>703797459
>nearly everyone gets to procreate

Ironic that this would be posted on /b/
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>>703797884
most humans are 2% Neanderthal
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>>703797289
watever m8 my point was clear enough
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>>703798086
>natural selection has never been so diverse
That's how it should always be, unless there is some massive cataclysm species will always be splitting off into more and more species
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>>703786817
The fact that you believe there are only 2 options is hilarious in that it points out how small your mind is. Theres many "possible" options because, again as science points out, we have no fucking clue what caused the big bang.

Maybe when God ejaculates after giving some heavenly poon good dick, his jizz expands and creates universes

Maybe the universe is constantly expanding and shrinking, meaning in 1230980928432908432904832 x 10^32423432432432432 years the universe will shrink back into a ball of such super dense mass that it explodes and expands into a new universe.
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>>703791026
Get the FUCK out of my beloved imageboard you piece of shit 9gager. You are human excrement and should be shoved in the gutter where you belong. Have I made myself clear, you fecal homunculus.
GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>703797289
Dude stop nitpicking things. We know what he meant and so did you. It's not like he made the image.
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>>703798287
And 98% badass motherfucking Homo Sapiens.
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>>703798395
society and culture are as powerful as evolution so it wouldnt always even up like this in other sentient beings
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>>703798664
*homo sapiens sapiens
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>>703798403
Actually I think he's right. Either there is an infinite series of causes or there was a first one, in which case there was nothing before that.

To take your first example of God ejaculating, what caused God? If nothing, then it's option 1. If something, then what caused that something? Continue until the answer is "nothing" or you go on forever, in which case you have option 2.
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>>703774368
We will all die.
You will die.
The truth remains that NO ONE truly knows if we remain self aware once we die.

It is very likely that when we die, we lose self awareness. We won't even know we're die. No dreaming, no brain activity. We just completely stop.

So fuck you OP. We're all going to die.
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>>703798761
Yea, just sounded cooler and more concise without the second "Sapiens"
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>>703798791
there is no nothing, the absence of time and space and mass isn't nothing
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You all dig memes, I know it. Memes are like organisms, believe me. Ever saw a funny picture? Shared it? Gotcha, the meme you sent around is now next generation! But we all are sick of seeing the same meme all over again. So some of you fine gentlemen put little variations in it and post it here as OC: BAM, New generation with a fucking mutation! Is the mutation good and people think the new meme is funny, it gets to recreate itself with new generations because the mutation was a successfull one. But is the joke a shitty one, noone will care and the memes "branch" will die off. All the branches of the meme will die off if they do not adapt to their environment that is you greasy retards.

Think about it. Pic related, subspecies of species Pepe, the
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>>703798886
>We won't even know we're die
kek
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>>703799027
So you're saying there's actually only one option?
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>>703798988
nope you are counter science, homo sap. sap. will become homo sap sap sap since we lose a new vestigial trait in 500 years
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>>703799048
time to stop posting
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>>703791279
the stars were already there when god created them, duh
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>>703798886
At least there's a massive release of feel good chemicals in those last moments before you really die
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>>703799048
Literally the reason the word "meme" exists.
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>>703799299
nope many reactions
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>>703774368
> idiots will defend this
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>>703799492
wat
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>>703799320
Dude, c'mon I even wrote Homo Sapiens Sapiens in this post >>703795491
It was a joke friendo, we're on 4chin.
Unless you're also joking and I'm a complete idiot for taking the bait.
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Faith is the gateway to disaster.
~ Hilary Clinton, June 09 1998, Quad City Times
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The simplest reason of why Christfags can't get their tiny brains around evolution is that wether or not they believe in creationism, they are still working on a severely truncated timescale inside a remarkable small universe. As far as they are concerned, the universe only extends as far as the eye can see, and is, at most, a couple of hundred thousand years old. The concept that something can change and evolve so slowly over millions of years, and that change isn;t visible to the naked eye is alien to them
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>>703798886
Have you been dead drunk so black out and dont know what happened.... that is how dying feels like...no mystery no conscience, nothing.....
Btw, you're welcome shit lord. Go preach somewhere else
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>>703800110
>>703798886
Sorry man, meant this fucker>>703799211
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>>703799730
Not saying I believe in this, but what I can't understand is why there aren't a fuckton of christians saying that "yeah, god created the universe and shit, but then the big bang and all the other science stuff happened". And it isn't cause of Genesis, cause there's a bunch of people who meme that it isn't supposed to be real, and it's just a metaphor so that people know not to sin or whatever.
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>>703798886
>no one

Yeah man, as you could know everyone in the history of world. There's been people able to visit the 3 eternal places, of course, not in a total sensibility or else their physical bodies would have collapsed
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>>703800419
Dude, i was laughing cause he said:
>We won't even know we're die
Instead of:
>We won't even know we're dead
I know there's no way to know we won't know we're dead when it happens. I was joking about shitty grammar that sounded funny to me.
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>>703800450
Genesis can be decyphered as a metaphor for what actually happened, with mention of dragons (dinosaurs) and chopping timescales way the fuck down to counter for evolution, but it's done in such a stupid-ass way that it dismisses billions and billions of years in a few paragraphs and fucks up the continuity about daylight
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>>703800419
I think you missed the point...
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>>703800879
Wait, there are dragons in Genesis? I was raised catholic and I don't remember that shit at all (And I used to like reading Genesis cause it read like a story, so I've read it a couple of times. Apocalypse too, Apocalypse is dope af.)
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>>703800879
How to interpret the Bible:

>stuff you think is true is real
>stuff that sounds a bit like other stuff is a metaphor
>stuff that makes no sense is a translation issue
>it's all true
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>>703800855
>I know there's no way to know we won't know we're dead
I know we won't know we're dead*
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>>703801210
>apocalypse
Are you fucking Greek or something?
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>>703801254
still trying to figure out what the Fuck Noah's ark was supposed to be about

>>703801210
Sorry, not Genesis, Job and Revelations
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>>703799048
so are bananas the equivalent of viruses?
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>>703774368
If a supreme power is not real then how come we cannot create life?
Checkmate atheists.
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>>703801254
>stuff that makes no sense is a translation issue
You think they'd have foxed this by now, bu no, tge work of a shitty monk hundreds of years ago, who probably barely even knew the languages he was translating is sacrad and can't be changed
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>>703801452
Im fucking autocorrect. I think it's because of the X-men guy, I talk a lot about X-men
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>>703801898
Though he is also dope as fuck, I could just as well be talking about him
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>>703800110
I get mad because we have such a short time on earth. This gift of awareness that most likely vanishes when we die.
Instead of accepting this most bleak truth people would much rather live to hurt others, making them feel guilty for being themselves.

People living in fear depending on others who take advantage of their fear. Lying is the best way to make money telling people what they want to hear.
So many lies gain acceptance that no one knows what to believe anymore.

Imagine living your life to please others that forced guilt on you, imagine knowing that you sacrificed your life because they taught you to trust in there being something better after you die.

Human beings are terrible wastes. Lies, greed, selfishness, and more lies.
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>>703802140
I heard he was sexist
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>>703774368
Atheists have hopped on intelligent design now. The universe is a simulation, intelligent species dropped our single celled ancestor on Earth and totally predicted evolution of both planet and us, etc etc
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>>703801254
I donar seré whats the problem with all that you have stated
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>>703793530
What about niggers?
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>>703802755
>I donar seré
Motherfucker speaking in tongues over gere
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>>703802755
If you're being serious, the problem is that it's used as a way to argue the Bible isn't retarded. People who like the Bible start with the assumption it's true, then look for reasons why it could be true until they find them. They assume things that are stupid are metaphors and the bits they personally agree with are not. The idea that it might just be wrong is not entertained.
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>>703774368
You defeated your own argument.
Humans made the robotic hand and did a good job, you think an omnipotent being made my hand?
Don't be so retarded, there is no magical sky-wizard granting your bedtime wishes.
Pic related.
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>>703794851
what a fucking moron..
Blackholes can not suck up SPACE. There fore even if blackholes suck up all matter in the universe, that would just leave empty space, thus there will not be another "big bang" implying there was a first one to begin with.
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>>703798117
you too are also retarded.. Space will not "collapse" because it is not "expanding" Space and the universe is "infinite" It has been and always will be never ending. It literally goes on forever. If you think that there is still a layer of nothingness that is being pushed back by the expansion of space, you are stupid.
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>>703803913
Lots of people don't get that the Big Bang was (is?) expansion of space and not just matter expanding through pre-existing space.
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>>703804201
nigger most physicists think the universe is expanding
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>>703798117
Last I heard it was calculated that it would expand forever. No big crunch for you.
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Science points to an initial creator whether it's sentient or not, and our creation was accidental or on purpose is beyond this realm of existence , and we shall never no unless we can transcend both space and time. Atheist are more crazy than people who worship religion for the simple fact they believe everything came from literally nothing, and just on coincidence happened to exist... only part people who actually practice religion are crazy on is, if their is an intelligent live God that started creation on purpose why in the the entirety of the universe would it care about our pointless and insignificant existence if we can't even comprehend it as it exist in a plane existence greater than our own.
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>>703804211
Still a small minded idealism.
Matter exists in space. Matter can not exist without space for it to occupy. People say before the big bang was no space, yet there were "particles" (matter) existing, that exploded to push "space" back.. The whole fucking theory contradicts itself. What is more believable is that space already just existed, and it is infinite in this dimension. Human's try to think really hard past something they can't even comprehend. That's like saying who wrote the laws of physics.. A system so complicated, and balances itself perfectly, yet WE want to say it was all "random events" rather than "someone" "wrote" the "laws of physics" (god) yall are all stupid plebs
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>>703804945
>mfw people think they have found flaws in ideas most scientists in the field accept
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>>703804395
And most physicists are cock suckers

They "think" it's expanding
That doesn't mean it IS expanding.

You need to learn english and what words mean you fucking idiot.

Majority of the world though it was flat. Even there maps said it was, and had places in the ocean marked for sea monsters..

Is the world flat? FUCK NO YOU IDIOT!
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>>703805311
No u

You just claimed that the universe is infinite. You didn't leave any room for doubt.

I said most physicists - i.e. the people most qualified to speak on the matter - believe that is not true.

I also called you a nigger because science has proved that fact beyond all doubt.

So yeah, re-read and make sure you comprehend the words properly.
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>>703805311
btw only retards ever thought the earth was flat
Read a book, nigger.
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>>703805720
This made me laugh.
You must really be retarded.

Science has always been correcting themselves, and STILL IT correcting themselves, about matters they THOUGHT were "fact" and turn out to be wrong.
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>>703805311
>Is the world flat? FUCK NO YOU IDIOT!
I mean, there's the Flat Earth Society, they're stupid and use non-arguments, but there's quite a few people who still believe the earth is flat. Mostly it's the same kind of people who believe the moon landing is was faked, but still.
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