Just finished saving some old gomer's life by putting a
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Just finished saving some old gomer's life by putting a tube down her throat and I get paid bank to do so. What do you faggots do for a living?
UCLA > your medschool
>>703772018
Hire and fire people like you
set up bands shit and mix their shitty audio
>>703772121
lololol good school but who gives a shit where you go?
>>703772245
I do, obviously
Truck driver for knight transportation
>>703772339
>I do, obviously
nobody who hires ED docs
all you need is a pulse
>>703772018
i load for a tank and im combat life saver certified
>>703772724
niiiice, what do you boys use for airways?
>>703772451
There's no such thing as an ED doc you fucking pleb
Are there Tylenol docs? Or insulin docs?
Jesus kys
You about that bougie life? Supraglottic is for super bitches
>>703772882
>doesn't know what ED means
>calls a board certified emergency physician a pleb
topkekm8
Currently doing scheduling for Conference Chair Cathy McMorris Rodgers
>>703772018
Not my proudest fap
>>703772018
am I looking at vocal cords?
>>703773445
hell yeah you are
>>703773047
Is that really the case? ER / ED's are less selective / competitive than other specialties?
>>703772018
I cut firewood in the third world.
>>703773725
the specialty is getting hella competitive from what I hear, but the job market once you finish residency is amazing and limited residency spots won't fix that soon
get bummed
>>703773926
Right on - ER is ostensibly my chosen speciality, as a year one med student
>>703774050
GL, the first two years blow but stick with it and it's worth it
>>703774162
Cheers mate I appreciate that
Mountains beyond mountains eh
>>703773725
depends on the area. More urban areas are more competitive. Higher levels of service are more competitive
Its harder to get into a NYC trauma hospital than a rural bandaid station
>>703772018
im a physicist. I do research worth nothing
I'm a photographer and mainly shoot weddings for income and do smaller shoots for extra cash
Meld bend and make silver wire to make rings and shit. So a goldsmith
23 year old labour,almost have red seal license saved up 100k so far, living in moms basement
>>703774466
Hey me too! Whats your field?
>>703774568
How'd you get connected to that? Trade school?
>>703774645
what does that mean?
What kind of labour?
What is a red seal license?
>>703774675
Didn't know what the fuck to do in life. Mother recomended a course on goldsmithing to see if i like it. "Keeping in mind im going no ware with my life" i said yes. Stuf escalated. and here i am
electrical, red seal means you are a licensed electrician , starting electricians working for private companies where i live usually start around 25/h. in union its more like 65/h. 2 weeks on 2 weeks of type of thing unless u get lucky with full time and if u do over time u can make over 100k a year easy
Own a cafe.
I spend all day being creative and meeting beautiful people. It's pretty nice.
>>703775007
nice, i make 15 euro a day
I write computer software my job has considerably less fluids than yours.
>>703775000
If you like what you do and it pays the bills, no shame. Seems like cool work.
>>703772018
hack csgo betting sites so i win...
>>703772867
usually a nasal pharangial tube or traech
i fix rich dumb fucks computers and collect naked pictures of their daughters and wives.
what do u do that makes you 15 euro a day?
>>703775114
lol fluids would ruin your day more than mine
>>703775058
Oooaah Réné!!
Boilermaker/Blacksmith for class 1 railroad. Our facility does total overhauls and wreck repair on a variety of GE and EMD locomotives, typically five to six hundred or more units per year.
>>703772018
I'm a psych resident that gets paid to help your wife discover why she's unhappy in her marriage.
>>703772451
Sounds like you're an ED doc, but your intubation reference prompted me to make anesthesiology joke that will make me look like a complete faggot.
What are the ABC's of anesthesiology?
Airway, book, chair.
>>703772018
>What do you faggots do for a living?
I organize gang bang for a living
What a pussy should've cric-ed him
>>703775405
lolol sorry for the consult
>>703775446
Where
>>703775569
Paris, France
>>703775569
all porn is basically filmed in the valley
>>703775604
NYC
>>703775405
Wrong, you're a psych resident that gets paid to prescribe his wife meds to distract her from her marital dissatisfaction.
>>703775632
I don't do porn. I organize gang bang. It's not filmed
>>703775416
some days I'm jelly I don't get to do that. Instead we have the 57Ps of RSI and half of them are preparation I think
>>703775405
>psych resident
>help
you're a professional band-aid applier.
10/10
Boat captian. Take people fishing. Work 6 months a year. Make $70k USA. Easy life
I am an unemployed 18 year old high school graduate who got accepted to multiple schools. Sadly can't afford any of them, and my family is dysfunctional so I moved in with a friend temporarily. If anyone has any suggestions for jobs or anything that can help afford an apartment please let me know
>>703775779
Where you sail at? Sounds like a good gig.
>>703772018
security guard for now
$12/hr isn't bad for doing nearly nothing for 12 hours a day
>>703775134
I went in to it with doubts. But honestly it really not a bad line of work
>>703775802
Do as other people who comes from a 3rd world country : emigrate to a civilized place
>>703775802
Could always do buttsex?
>>703775750
Kektrue
i write software that teaches old men how to waste their time in the real world
>>703775802
>Sadly can't afford any of them
And what.. you're the only one who can't
take loans out fuck head.
you're making an excuse to continue living in a comfortable shithole.
stop being such a pussy. you have the world by the balls.
>>703772018
I'm a college lecturer
It's alright
>>703775914
Not attractive or good enough for that >>703775912
Sadly I'm in a pretty civilized place. Every job just requires experience I don't have
Baker in a New York bakery.
Late hours but I work by myself for the majority of it. Really wanna join construction union and wave a flag. Life goals.
>>703776116
>Sadly I'm in a pretty civilized place
sure, you don't have access to education and healthcare, enjoy your freedom
>>703776124
>Really wanna join construction union
Better get in before your boss becomes the president.
>>703776063
About which topics do you lecture professor
work at a pizza place and grow weed
>>703776045
My family has 0 dollars for school. Even loans can't cover the entire cost of the schools I was accepted too, and Fassa was exactly 0 help
>>703772018
Kek you need a video screen to intubate. Lmao.
t. Medic
I work about 3 hours a day writing clickbait articles.
Not even kidding. I make at least $200 a day, 6 days a week.
Im a us citizen in a european medschool.
What are my odds of residency with a 240 step 1, 238 step 2 and a repeat year at medschool and 4 publications.
>>703776116
You're out of high school. Be happy with whatever you can get. Deliver the newspaper, working in a kitchen is always consistent. Being a barback is another great starter.
>>703775230
Post some m8
>>703776212
Psychology, various Health courses
Mostly involved in the training of health professionals and the care sector - nurses, paramedics, social workers, occupational therapists etc etc
>>703776282
lol just a picture from the web. DL or bust.
>>703776301
Depends on the specialty. FM? Probably pretty good. EM? Gonna be tough.
>>703776223
So call the school and explain your situation to the financial department. You trying to tell me you are the only one who can't afford school? The loans will cover it. You haven't done enough work. Get off your fucking ass and make some phone calls idiot this is your fucking future.
Do you want to live in the same shit hole you grew up in forever?
Do you want to be the guy that never left his hometown?
Getting into a school isn't function in function out. There are human beings that send out those tuition bills. They will listen to you. Invest more in yourself. If you don't, then you deserve to rot in your hometown with the same bunch of retards you've known all your life.
>>703772018
Sue people like you for malpractice.
>>703772724
A loader is the bassist of tank crews.
Optician, currently taking an optical sciences course to be a contact lenses fitter.
>>703776565
one of us helps people for a living, and it's not the J.D.
I watch/take care of infants
>>703772018
Paramedic/RNfag here
I bet you're one of those asshole docs that everyone hates.
>Bragging about a tube
>Dickwaving your salary
I hope you wrap your Beamer around a tree and have a real provider show you how it's done.
>>703776493
Internal preferably but ill take family.
Anasthesia is my shooting too high choice. Like 65 IMGs got a spot last year or so in the match and only 39, i think, failed to match. But im happy eith family med honestly. All my tuition and living expenses cost like 150k over the 7 years of school and the rents paid so its not like i have a huge student loan to worry about. Im ok with being paid less.
I heard from my brother ( radiologist, finished at duke) ED makes 400k to 500k in rural scenes were no one wants to work.
Me and my bro buy one big popsicle and make a hundred little popsicles out if it and sell it to these dumb lemmings working at an office. It's all legal too, I have the permits.
200 bucks a day, 365 days a year, since I was twelve.
>>703772018
I mostly masturbate
do you think adding in gomer to your op makes it any more believable?
>>703772228
Nice!
Cad-engineer fag,
I get paid to design fridges
>>703772018
Commercial property management.
>>703776840
I'm not sure why more people don't like the rural scenes as much
By having less resources and more responsibility on your shoulders, you get the satisfaction of working for your critical saves instead of pressing a button and having the pt conveyor belted down to the trauma team.
>>703776826
lol I love my nurses and my nurses love me
also, Audi4lyfe
>>703777129
Think about what the disadvantages of a rural placement might be.
>>703772018
>Just finished some old gomer's life by putting a tube down her throat and I get paid bank to do so.
>>703776840
Lots of spots in IM and a good life too as a hospitalist or lots of fellowship opportunities - that's what I'd do in your shoes.
EM can bring that kind of money in buttfuck nowhere but nobody keeps those jobs for a reason - they're not just rural, they're sucky jobs on top of that
>>703776409
Very cool
Psych major reporting
>>703777435
Who told you IM was good quality of life?
Sold drugs for years. Just moved to a new city and am about to start working at Mcdonalds, and start selling drugs again hopefully.
>>703777129
I dont know what the work side detrimants are. But i sure would love to build a villa on a private bit of acreage near the rural hospital and just stay there all my life.
Its not like the nearest major city is ever more than 1-2 hours away.
>>703777524
hospitalist friends - the 7 on 7 off schedule suits them well, obviously not for everybody
>>703777499
You writing your diss yet? Which perspective do you find you're leaning toward?
>>703777746
Actually doing a post bacc pre med program now, maybe psychiatry down the line
>>703777435
Hey thanks man, i think ill apply to IM. Ill even go to detroit or something just for the sake of a spot.
>>703777524
Not him but i heard IM in reno nevada are hauling 350k yearly before tax i think they work a good ammount.
There are also hospitals over there that offer a literal 24/7 shift and pay for ur hotel room but expect you to stay oncall all night. One very full week gets $21000.
>>703777681
I'm just saying I've never seen a hospitalist who wasn't rung out as fuck doing 16 hour days.
Are the guys you asked attendings? That might be the difference.
>>703777499
is psychology respected/an acceptable way of living in your country?
>>703778008
absolutely attendings - residency sucks for everybody
except maybe dermatologists
>>703776599
tfw i also play bass
yeah being a loaders rad but in garrison its sucks dong
>>703778168
Alright, fair enough then.
Just remember not to get too caught up the end goal of lifestyle & salary only to lose sight of all the shit you gotta tunnel through to reach it.
>>703778059
Yes I would say so, it usually takes graduate degrees to become a practicing psychologist, the lowliest position in the taxonomy of professions based in the science
>>703778059
If I tell someone I've got a psychology degree, average Joe is impressed. I find it's a useful subject, in that it truly helps me understand the world and people and their motives better.
It's not exactly physics though, and lots of academics look down on it because there's an element of subjectivity to it.
Better than English, Drama, Art, Music, and other Humanities except History though
I collect and fap to pictures of vocal cords
>>703778565
cool man
I like psychology but it's kind of a 4 year prep to be a hobo where I live
>>703772018
I get paid to tell people how much they fucked up.
>>703778745
Curios. Tell a work story
>>703778738
Yep hence the necessity of graduate studies
I'm trying to go to med school with my ba in psych
>>703775875
Between Maryland, and South Carolina
>>703778507
Nobody sticks around in EM for the money cuz the nights and weekends and holidays eventually get to you. You have to like what you're doing. This morning i happened to like my tube. Gotta hold on to the stuff you like.
>>703772018
work at a drug rehab
>>703772018
I get paid 7 figures to synthesize methamphetamine.
>>703779037
How often do you confiscate drugs only to use them yourself?
>>703772018
I get paid 15 dollars an hour to sit at a desk watching TV on my tablet while taking occasional breaks to smoke weed or deal with the 5 or so customers I have in a day
Studying pharmacology
>>703779251
And you are satisfied with your life as it is?
>>703772018
I move square metal boxes back and forth all day long.
Lewd picture if anyone can correctly guess my job
>>703778857
Nothing exciting but here it goes:
>Be me
>Be at work browsing the interwebz
>Receive mail from customer stating that we delivered nonconforming parts
>NotAgain.jpg
>Get details, start investigating
>Call inter-department meeting
>Assign tasks, resume investigating
>Find out who and how fucked up
>Hand out corrective measures
>Browse the interwebz again
For the previous 3 months I browsed 4chan and wrote no more that 3 emails a week. For this I have been paid 450eur a day, 7 days a week. Sometimes I do aircraft stuff like I'm supposed to but I've been quiet recently.
>>703772018
Paramedic. Bougie the fuck up mang.
>>703779387
Storage container crane operator
>>703778983
Yeah, tubes are sweet.
It's the sexiest procedure in medicine as far as I'm concerned.
Run a small liquor store. People pay me to slowly kill themselves and I get to feed my alcoholism on the cheap until I die.
>>703779636
No. Pays less than that.
Merchant marine
>>703772018
I work at a lazer tag place. Today one of the people I served on a birthday party offered me a job as a waiter.
I'm 19 and I start at a medical University in January.
>>703779768
how do you feel knowing everyone can tell you're an alcohol
>>703779387
Square metal box mover.
>>703772018
I work for an american multinational company in a europoor country. I'm a warehouse system admin, I mess around with sap and our wms, reconciling stock differences, training flt drivers, installing and configuring rf terminals, making sure nobody mess up this shitty system, ect. Salary is around 700USD/month which is not that bad around here.. but I know it's shit. I'm thinking about moving to US and earn around 7-10 times more money.
>>703779387
Crane operator at port for container ship
I guard weed dispenceries from filthy spics and niggers in Colorado.
>>703779997
That's the job description, yes.
>>703772018
I get paid to yell at a bunch of snot nosed fucking kids to play music in time.
>>703780188
That sound like a drama factory. Any stories?
>>703780152
Nope, not licensed to operate a crane
>>703780213
Well I wasn't wrong.
>>703779872
Doesn't really bother me. People only care enough to see that I drink, nobody thinks deep enough to wonder why I drink.
I am their merchant of death. I am their rock. The one smiling face they can count on every day to be nice to them and give them the means to forget later. I'm a savior to a handful of them, looking to me with eyes wrapped in tears when they don't have enough for a fix. I am the gatekeeper to their own prison and they beg me to be let back in. Every. Day.
There's a guy, "Rick", that buys two handles (Three litres) of captain every day at 10:30ish. There's people in far darker places than I.
>>703780379
You drive the trucks the cranes load the containers onto.
>>703772018
I shill for the Trump AND Clinton campaigns. Trump on /pol/ Clinton on reddit/fb.
>>703779376
Yeah, I have plenty of free time to write and perform in the city, my job sounds vaguely interesting to women to the point where I have been blown by a tinder girl under my desk during work(I am the only one in the office so I just put a closed sign on the door) and I make enough money to support myself and live what I consider a comfterable life.
>>703780188
Do I need my badge to do security? Where can I sign up? I fit the bouncer/security image and mentality.
Aurora fag here.
>>703780458
But you weren't right. My title isn't metal box mover.
I'll also accept the job's informal title which people are usually more familiar with.
>>703780600
So who are you voting for?
>>703780473
Why do you drink?
>>703780473
>I am their merchant of death. I am their rock. The one smiling face they can count on every day to be nice to them and give them the means to forget later. I'm a savior to a handful of them, looking to me with eyes wrapped in tears when they don't have enough for a fix. I am the gatekeeper to their own prison and they beg me to be let back in. Every. Day.
You sound like you're 14 years old.
>>703780686
Big metal box mover.
>>703780519
You're getting closer-ish. There's no crane involved
>>703780730
Gary Johnson
>>703780615
Right on man
>>703772018
aircraft mechanic. >>703772018
been offered jobs as personal security because of my size, but ive turn them all down
>>703780776
No quite the opposite was in fact my perception of fag's age when i read that rather incisive description of decrepit addiction
>>703780814
Forklift operator
>>703772018
Go back to work fake ass medic
>bankfag here making bank
>>703772018
>What do you faggots do for a living?
I give my mother hugs to compensate for her fat ass not getting any.
>>703780744
I got my wife and daughter killed in a car wreck. It's the only way I can forget hearing "Daddy? Daddy? I can't move. It hurts, daddy."
The last words from my wife were "Fuck you, anon."
Communications engineer
Build cellular networks, plotting, refining, trouble shooting and all that fun shit. 25 year
25 years at it now
>>703772018
You work at metro west ambulance. You are disgusting.
>>703781287
Were driving them while drunk?
>>703781287
Hey man you said people don't care enough to ask, I thought I'd care a little
>>703781139
>quite the opposite
You're 41 so?
Why do you type like a emo teenager?
>>703781204
Nope.
I check ID cards at a naval base and pretend to do radar ops cause I don't give a shit about speeding tickets
>>703781449
No, the other driver was. Driver died on impact, myself and his passenger were the only survivors. I was taking a right on red (legal here) and got hit from the back right,my SUV rolled and he spun.
I can't actually say what my job is
>>703781901
yes you can fag
>>703775416
You saved a life huh? Was the air conditioner set to your preferred temperature? Was the table height and lighting to your preference?
Do it laying in the middle of a road, in the rain. Or in a car with the dash rolled over on the legs of your patient while they are being extricated.
A monkey could be taught to intubate. STFU.
>>703772018
Science intern, climate modelling. I faff about with code and drink diet coke most days.
>>703782337
rekt
>>703780033
700 dollars a month? Where the fuck do you work nigga Albania?
engineering major reporting.
right now I'm a supervisor at a grocery store.
>>703772018
I've just started a job as a pharmacy support going on to technician, 2nd day first was induction. I feel so overwhelmed, done other jobs before but this is different. Room full of 20 people, operating a robot that picks drugs, have to memorize codes for 50 bazillion drugs and vet packing to make sure no one dies. Plus all the current workers have bants and get on really well.
I want to get drunk to forget but for once I feel like I have to be at my best.
Hold me.
>>703781842
How is that your fault then?
engineering major reporting.
right now I'm a supervisor at a grocery store who got someone fired last night.
>>703776299
Tell me how
>>703782337
I never said I saved a life. Just making an anesthesiology joke. I believe your ire is misdirected.
>>703784324
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>703783678
he was driving, he should have lived in a city and used public transportation or bike but he choosed to own a car and pollute the planet
>>703784010
No he didn't.
>>703773432
Fucking lost at this.
I'm a prostitute. 27, NYC. Do mostly escorting, rarely street work, a little stripping sometimes. Have done porn and would again.
>>703784906
How much do you take home, say in a year
I get paid to be verbally abused by customers, while I smile and give them whatever they want.
>>703772018
Traveling monorail salesman.
>>703772018
I can't tell you guys specifically; but let's just say that I make animatronic dolls for a certain old lady you may already know.
I take pride in my work. I design them, program them and build them. They're perfectly functional, although they do tend to overheat rather easily. 20 minutes under a mild sun, let's say 27 degrees (we only use Celsius for serious shit) on a 36% humidity would probably fry it.
I warn them time and time again, but do they ever listen?
>>703784906
pics faggot
>>703772018
Sysadmin in a large financial institution...
making 75000 USD a year.
>>703785017
I'm in a pretty niche market for most of the fields, so I end up being mostly a survival worker (I don't make enough for a legit savings account, for example). I'd say between 20k to 50k.
>>703775141
Then you didn't just "save her life" trach is last line, you tube them first idiot
I'm a scaffolder
>>703785696
>>703786219
requires timestamp and tits
>>703786342
>tits
as if there was a chance that's anything but a faggot
I'm a psychotherapist.
At graduation I felt like a god, like the human psyche had no secrets to me whatsoever; and that I could manipulate my patients into killing people I hated or some other edgy delusions along those lines.
After ten years; all I can say is that I have absolutely no fucking idea of what I'm doing and my work consists in listening to people talk about annoying shit, nodding at their statements and giving pretty damn general advice a teenager could come up with.
I'm fairly well-respected by both my peers and patients. I make 65k a year.
>>703786662
I'm convinced 15 minutes on wiki reading about cognitive behaviour therapy and a couple other things is all the prep needed to go shrink
I get paid to politely explain to multi-million dollar account holders what a cookie is.
>>703772018
I'm a paid shill for correct the record. I make 600 bucks for each shitpost I make
>>703787409
Yea but that's not how the world works you need to provide years of study. Just like I'm sure I could do a managers job at kodak, they do nothing but dictate what's been said from the guys above them to ones below.
>23 and unemployed, living at my parents house
feels good man
>>703781311
Is The Rumors Of Mind Control True? Does That Thing Fry Your Brain If It Malfunctions?
I build parts for military helicopters.
>>703786342
One of the perks of being in this trade is I don't cater to people that don't pay for it :D
>>703786662
Honestly what you're saying feels exactly how my experience is with my psycho therapist.
We spent 30 minutes talking about fixing my sleep schedule. My sleep schedule! And every time i've visited them it really has been just general advice I feel like I could get from googling for 5 seconds.
"Just take it one step at a time "
"Just focus on today and try to figure out the most top tier way to succeed today and don't focus on tomorrow or the day before"
I'm diagnosed with some very serious stuff too so its actually astonishing that we haven't had any form of cognitive behavioral therapy done to me since we started either. My whole condition is basically being ignored and they're just throwing general advice at me.
After I see them tomorrow i'm probably just going to tell them I feel this way and stop seeing them after that point on
>>703772018
I program safety systems for drilling rigs (offshore ships that drill out new wells for oil/gas)
>>703786219
that is a man
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