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Ok losers. Let me see a picture of the last girl you had sex with.

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Ok losers. Let me see a picture of the last girl you had sex with.
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>>703733494
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NOW111!
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>>703733494
>implying i ever had sex
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>>703733598

Holy shit, Jennifer lopez?
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>>703733598
fuckin lyer
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>>703733494
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>>703734168
burrito! taco taaaco!!
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I filled a void and have had sex with many women with no standards because of the way my ex did me in.... I have no regard for women at all anymore.
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>>703734336
That pooper needs licking
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>>703734281
shes nice, I'd fuck her
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>>703734455
So basically ur a buthurt faggot and ur not alpha enough to get a loyal bitch, lawl@urlyf
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>>703734455
That lasts for about 6 months, you'll get over it
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This girl, about an hour ago.
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>>703734375
cute
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>>703734632
She looks happy
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>>703734479
It gets lots of licking
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ok, so far, there is one ugly girl and I don't buy that shit. people on /b only fuck ugly bitches.
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>>703734624
I was always fascinated about what was going through his mind as he held that rosary knowing he was about to meet his end.
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>>703734595

Better to have meaningless sex than browse dank memes.. But almost everyone of them ends up not talking to me anymore because I'm good at pleasing them but so detached from everything else. It's kind of rough.
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>>703734375
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>>703734671
She is. I treat all of my animals well.
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>>703734747

I heard that was a rumor, his brother placed it there after the fact or something. Not verified just read before
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>>703734713
This site is anonymous, clearly you only fuck ugly bitches if you're assuming we all do, 1/10 of the girls I poked was ugly and only because she was over weight
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>>703734803
lol, whats that
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>>703734747

Probably

Fuck, im about to die, i dont want to die.
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Sex. . . . . .I haven't done that in 7 years.
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>>703734557
I agree. I do as often as I can.
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>>703733598
No way you fucked Jennifer Lopez
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>>703734713

I get some solid California 8s... Honestly man... seems like the 6s and the 7s are way better lays than the 9-10s. It's like fuck you're hot but you have no clue how to do anything.. Guess being fed with a silver spoon your whole life does that to you.
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>>703734854
I'd say I fuck half good, half ugly. never fucked a fat bitch though, that's the thing I'd never ever do.
rather fuck an ugly girl from behind for once. thats pretty ok imo.
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The non-ugly one.
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>>703734590
Nice. How was it?
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it was magic
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right
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>>703735007
Fat girls suck dick like nothing you've ever seen, the fatty I pounded fed me drinks all night and all my mates were telling me don't do it if I was female it would've been a rape case, her face and tits weren't bad though
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>>703735065
> non-ugly one
dafaq
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>>703735065
They are both ugly you faggot
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>>703735192
kek
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>>703735179
>>703735192
How's that bait taste?
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>>703735065
which ones that?
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On Sunday, one of my exs and still a good friend.
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>>703735000
I know what you mean. Also, if the girls not that hot I don't care what happens and if she's gonna come back again or not.
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>>703735169
>threesome
>good job m8t
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>>703735136
that's 2 dudes
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>>703735065
so you've never been laid :-(
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I feel so filthy. A few days later I was at the clinic getting myself checked. Thankfully I didn't catch anything.
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man they aint got no cameras in Transylvania you know what i'm sayin
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>>703735128
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>>703735382
did she give you forehead?
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>>703734997

Underrated
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>>703735065
Which one of those hippos is she hiding behind?
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>>703735149
dude, I cant fuck a fat girl. I just cant. I don't even get a boner with fat chicks. I hate fat people. theyre the worst on this planet.
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Solid 7/10, great ass, big clit and nice tits
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>>703735065
Is she behind the whales?
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This nasty slut. She kept coughing though, which was distracting. She passed out towards the end, so I just finished up and left. Hopefully she was just asleep...
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fuck you virgin losers
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>>703735483
>solid 7/10

Get your eyes checked bud
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>>703735480
I don't think I could get it up for a fatty, but I'd still let one suck me off if her face wasn't a disaster and I was critically horny
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>>703735436
at least 5
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>>703735483
does she pee standing up?
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>>703735382
does she work at Arby's as a meat model?
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>>703735265
Saturday and also Friday night. Not the last girl but same weekend. Also a good friend.
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>>703735615
Too soon anon..too soon
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>>703735615
Too soon
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>>703735615
Too soon...
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Pic related.
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>>703735615
Too late
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>>703735611
She was a major slut in the past so roast beef is a good simile
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>>703735615
too soon
but heres another
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>>703735421
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>>703735615
too soon...
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>>703735065
Kek.
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>>703735566
I agree on that tho.
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>>703735536
shes pretty hot I think. Also nice body
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I took this picture just before fucking this Chinese fucktoy
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>>703735483
Wtf is she doing?
Pissing like a dog?
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I fucked her
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;
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>>703735615
....
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>>703735941
I bet that bitch had a nice octopussy
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>>703735761
That's just a myth. The two biggest sluts I've fucked (one fucked ~30 and the other was more, but don't know the number) and both had snaches like pic. They were both tight(ish) but one loosened up pretty quick. There's not really a correlation
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>>703735989
girls can pee?
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>>703735761
got any slut stories? My GF was a slut too and I love hearing about all the guys that used her
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>>703735615
is that the bitch that drank bleach a few yrs ago?
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>>703736173
nice idea!

slutstories anyone?
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I don't have a photo of your nan...
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>>703736110
yeah, but it comes out of their butt
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Sure I don't mind
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How'd I do guys?
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>>703736326
i always thought so
/x/ might be right that female are aliens
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>>703735761
>in the past
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>>703735615
Way too soon...
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>>703736173

One time she let the president of her boyfriends frat fuck her . Turns out he had a monsrter cock
And they kept fucking until senior year
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omnomnom
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>>703733494
I don't have a picture of the last girl I slept with, you fags need to learn the value of the fuck and chuck
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>>703736635
You need to learn the value of taking pics/vids while you fuck
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Don't have anything from recent lays, but there was this.
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>>703736184
I'm fucking dying
but no
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>>703736293
sure, let me type it up. gimme a minute
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>>703736867
well who is it?
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>>703733598
Taco flavored kisses
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prostitute
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>>703736861
that fatleg
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K
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>>703737519
More of her please
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>>703737519
>>703737608


Fr, will lurk just for moar
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>>703736293
>>703736867
My GF (6-7/10) and her friend M(solid 9/10) used to hang out with these two brothers at one of their houses, and they always had lots of booze and big parties. The guys were in college and the girls were HS seniors. They would get trashed and pass out in a guest bedroom. According to GF, after a few times of this, M mentioned that she was sore, or her panties were torn or something like that, and my GF had noticed the same thing after staying over another time but hadn't said anything. This kind of stuff turns gf on to no end so she started letting it happen intentionally and making sure she stayed awake to enjoy it. She remembers the two brothers fingering both of them and putting their dicks in their hands/mouths, but she would always black out at some point. M's sister found them naked and covered in cum (no word on cum inside of them but neither was on the pill) and cleaned them up and took them home. Years later, it came out that the brothers were taking turns on both of them without condoms, and rumor was that a few times they had let other guys from the party come in and use them too. I ask about it whenever she starts to talk dirty when we are fucking and it seems that there are always new details. I think she was just pretending to be passed out (at least a few of the times) and just let the guys use her. She even said that she *thinks* she remembers having some guy pick her up and lay her between M's legs and telling her to finger someone's cum out of her so she doesn't get pregnant. I don't think M knows any of this, but they both got fucked by at least 2-3 if not more than a dozen guys while they were out. HOT
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>>703734926
Cute man, looks like a chick I'd be friends with, but only friends, because I'm a faggot
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>>703735941
Nice! Is she good at sex? Any face pic?
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>>703735615
kek
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>>703733598
Are you Ben Affleck
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>>703737608
>>703737655
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>>703734624
Who is this ?
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>>703733598
Mitch Conner
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>>703733598
Fuck, you got played by Mitch Connor
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>>703735169
Watching nascar. Classy bird b
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>>703737874

Would rail 9/10 moar
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>>703737031
She's a bit plain looking, nice body tho
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>>703734786
more
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>>703738086
I love tetherball!
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>>703737698
this made me diamonds. wish my gf was sluttier
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Was incredbl
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>>703738340
more
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>>703738340
Indeed, more
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>>703736418
>>703736743
>>703738231
>>703738461
well done
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>>703738340
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>>703738474
all were nigger
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>>703734550
fucking great if youre not lying. want more pics regardless, got any nudes showing ass?
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>>703737785
moar?
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>>703735131
are you 40 years or older?
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>>703736037
nice, post nudes showing the goods. she has a good looking ass and legs
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>>703733598
Fuck that's hot
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It was quick and she was disappointed.
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>>703736861
thought that was a dick at first, was about to give mad props
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>>703737564
is she asian
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>>703734793
Proof
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>>703737874
>>703737608
>>703737519
>>703737655
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and I did a better job than pumping pedro
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In the ass for 2 hours!
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>>703739040
Cool bro. Did that woman have to hold her while you did it?
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>>703735523
do you think the boobs are fakke?
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>>703733494
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kek 90% of these faggots is lying

> be anon
> be fucking anonymous no one will see who you are
> still sees need to pretend and prove himself
> posts collected pics of hot chicks and waits on shower of compliments by anons
> yeeaahh bro feels like a proud anon
Bitches how about post the ugly ass fatass you're fucking or admit you're a virgin
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>>703736448
Rip my Nigha what's wrong with her
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>>703736847
Daaaammmmnnnnnnn
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>>703739113
I really, really, really like this post.
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>>703733494
Cameras weren't invented yet.
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>>703739662
Why don't you call out the anima you're talking about, anon? I'm sure they'll respond-- sounds like you're projecting because you can't pull any lmao
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>>703737916
Chris Farley.
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>>703739662
there's probably some bias here
dudes who fucked hot girls are more likely to post photos because the fugly fuckers are ashamed
I'd post mine, but I still like her and don't want to post her face on /b/
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>>703740065
agreed
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>>703740110
I actually have a 35mm pic of her nice big tits, but Walmart wouldn't develop it so it's just the negative. You guys don't even know what it was like when everything didn't come with a digital camera attached.
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>>703736418
more?
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>>703740110
Exactly. Girls you don't give a fuck about are the ones that'll be posted before anything else, and if you're decent looking and can hold conversation you'll be able to fuck girls that are hotter than 99% of the females that /b/ will ever meet in person, let alone bang
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This is my gf, lol. Rate?
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>>703740380
9/10, pretty cute. can you post uncensored, thats a great pic
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>>703739462
This was dumb as hell but she was pretty hot, had a mean southern accent and tiny little perky boobs, was probably too fucked up but I know she came a few times
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>>703740472
Forgot pic- I think this tattoo was kinda whack I meant
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>>703735128
She looks like she is the one who does the fucking
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>>703738740
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Left
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>>703733494
my gf
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>>703739025
Familar. Dom S?
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>>703740467
yeaa shes really cute, ill think about itt
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>>703740581
lucky man anon. are those puff nips? can we get a shot at the nips? i love puffy nips
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>>703740705
thanks, mostly wondering if she has an innie or an outie, would love to see the uncensored version. also a shot showing tits if you are kind enough. very jealous, you did well
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>>703740786
She has an outie, here ya go, and sorry i dont have tits because she feels like theyre too small lol
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>>703740983
she is perfect
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>>703741076
Yea and we just got together and she was never with anyone before
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>>703740983
i love when chicks leave a little fur down there. small tits are great on a fit chick like her. tell her theres nothing wrong with them
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>>703741171
thats good, just like a brand new car.
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>>703741171
good job anon
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>>703740983
Too thin. No curves. I bet anal with her is undoable because she probably has a super tight ass. She has a mouse face. Nope
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>>703741254
Oh i love it too, im glad she keeps it that way and i tell her they're great and she just doesn't think so
>>703741300
Oh yea, gotta love taking her for a ride haha
>>703741398
Thanks m8
>>703741430
Havent done that with anyone so idk
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>>703741430
I think she has some curves though
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>>703740380
please post more, clothed or unclothed
pref unclothed
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>>703740661
not bad
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>>703741466
damn, would play the bongo on for days/10
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>>703740983
got any bikini or swimsuit shots to help see tit size?
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>>703733494
I don't have any pics of your mom, can you post one for me OP?
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I had me a fatty!
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>>703741797
you havent banged a girl since the 80s?
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>>703741570
>>703741631

Besides that, the only pics i have are from fb so unfortunately i dont think i can do that, but ill get more soon and post. But no swimsuit either, she doesnt take a lot of pics
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My weirdest straw was as follows:

First fill the bathtub of hot water, salts and all fishing

I entered showing my naked body all marquetry
A posteriori unveil my glans so that it looked like a deserted island.

Then gently put me two flies that had kept suspiciously in a jar for a special occasion

They start the wings and I put them on the cocoon so poor they had to scamper about this .

They were like two shipwrecked souls how desquiziadas running without any direction

The situation gave me such pleasure not comparable to any dust with the best ladies who have tasted .

At the height I could only moan in joy and in an improvised geyser jumped into the air.

I think it was the most amazing and satisfying sexual experience I have ever felt .
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>>703735615
Dead?
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>>703741905
I'm extremely confused. Am I drunk or does this not make sense?
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>>703734095
>>703734095

>implying your good enough to get a ham beast
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>>703740983
thats cool that you're fucking a well-known camgirl
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>>703735436
>>703735382

nope just a big serve of carved roast beef... dat vagina
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>>703742038
Ohhhhhh damn caught out, post pics/name? Who lies about that if this is true
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>>703740769
more of this set
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>>703741466
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>>703742158
Any pics of your girl?
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>>703740722
sorry for the bad quality
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>>703742038
Who is she
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>>703742849
my gf
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>>703742757
holy shit they are puffers! with that banging ass and body? winner, you win anon. post more puffy nips!
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>>703743048
she looks mad for some reason. got any of her standing up or a better angle? seems like she has a good bod
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>>703742038
whos the cam girl?
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>>703740983

re post thenood
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this is her, she really loves me but lives in paris/brazil
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>>703743116
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My wife lol
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>>703743200
so, move there

why not?
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>>703743353
in my last year of studies, met her whilst working in paris (we both work as models) i didn't think she would fall in love like she did, she speaks hardly any english, i don't speak any portugese, we somehow communicate effectively but it's cute and fun, hopefully i can keep her interested long enough until i can be with her properly, she calls me her boyfriend but i wouldn't call her my gf, so she must love me more i think


lol funny story, when we fucked all she would say is "yes tim" "fuck me tim" hahaha she literally speaks hardly any english and she would pronounce my name "teee" instead of "tim" that would never be not hilarious
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>>703742666
No one noticed my sick trips :(
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>>703743479
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>>703742666
sick trips
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>>703743505
fuck yeah her ass looks great. her skin looks soooo soft. what are her tits like
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>>703743666
looks like a good lay. nice trips
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>>703743721
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>>703743737
Her boobs are also great, they are big enough to fit in my hand
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>>703743505
is that kirstin?
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living the college dream
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>>703744063
>Implying thats not Miranda Cosgrove, star of iCarly.
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>>703744127
why would anyone lie on the internet?
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>>703735615
Jesus, man. Stop it already. I'm not over her.
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>>703744195
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>>703735265
Give us her SC
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>>703744346
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>>703744346
looks like a fit fucking ass. nice
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>>703744509
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She's a good fuck. What do you guys think?
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>>703744554
thats because she's a fit chick
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>>703744642
fuck i was pretty sure her thick legs were muscle but that confirms it. hawt. what her tits look like?
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>>703744642
holy shit she could squat me. she must fucking control your cock with a deathsqueeze when riding cowboy. how do you even hold the jizz in
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>>703744889
they are fine imo. I'm more of an ass/legs guys anyway. More important are her sucking skills lol
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>>703744993
would love to see her bare ass anon
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>>703744614
>>
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here's more
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>>703743666
more?
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>>703745025
was this before she started lifting?
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>>703733494

rate
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right one and middle but that was quite a long time ago
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>>703745094
Same time as the pic before. She's not that buff lol
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>>703745214
oh god please show her tits and pussy she is cute as fuck
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>>703745111
nice trips and so fucking funny.
>>703741969
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>>703744614
seems pretty face yes, but fucking skeleton
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>>703745612
>but fucking skeleton
wut. did you even see her lifting pics>>703745065

look at those thighs. anon ignore trolls and post some bare ass please hnnnng
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>>703745287
Old pic, but it's the only one I have. She gets shy when she takes pics
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>>703745081
perfection

moar ?
some nude pics ?
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>>703745705
Not the same girl, but whatever dude
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>>703745887
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>>703745836
nice, is she even blonde in that pic?
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>>703745939
pretty cute, looks like a bookworm. whats she look like naked?
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Yasss
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>>703746169
Definitely not a bookworm. Unless you count 50 shades of grey.
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>>703745081
>>703745939
>>703746251

I would entirely cover those cute face with so much cum…
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>>703746576
*this
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>>703746251
can we see her tits? love her pale skin
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>>703746057
Her hair is dirty blonde, so when it's wet or in the dark, it looks darker
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>>703746576
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>>703746680
you got a winner there anon. fit girls are best girls. super cute face. win.
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>>703746691
really totally perfect face and hair

would love to see her nude and in sex action
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She's perfect
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>>703746999
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>>703746862
slut attitude, would rape her face and slap those boobs badly
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