Celeb thread part 5
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Celeb thread part 5
Becky
>>703731709
no one post in here and let it die
>>703731735
>>703731784
>>703731805
>>703731739
This
Useless to start a thread when this one fag spams a trap
>>703731828
I-I'm afraid m-my m-mistress h-has a-a b-bit o-of a-a dark s-side t-to her that h-her f-fans aren't aware o-of... M-My d-doctor g-gasps in d-disbelief and I-I ask h-him t-to k-keep it confidential...
>>703731854
>>703731898
>>703731918
>>703731951
>>703731977
>>703732006
>>703732023
>>703732058
>>703731733
Would love to see more G but this thread is dead
>>703731895
She s-says the wh-white fl-flowers r-represent the p-purity o-of the p-punishment she justly doles out t-to me every night...
>>703732089
>>703732109
>>703732094
Such a tragedy there's only three bikini pictures of her.
Why do you care if we think she's pretty?
>>703732142
>>703732187
>>703732225
>>703732103
God you're so fucking cringey
>>703732304
>>703732163
Hopefully next summer
>>703732328
>>703732225
What the fuck is that thing? It's jewish thats for sure.
>>703732366
>>703732367
She is half-jewish on her dad's side, and she makes the cartoon Steven Universe.
>>703732401
>>703732457
You don't really find her attractive, right?
>>703732497
>>703732103
She reciprocates b-boot rubs and presses upon my chest, l-legs and arms in remembrance t-to the w-way she c-controls our relationship... I-It h-helps in deference to the d-damage I-I d-did t-to her d-damaged heart... She s-says i-it makes h-her f-feel more comfortable in our relationship...
>>703732516
I think she is very cute, personally.
>>703732329
That's a long time. :(
>>703732579
omg this thread is so much cancer
>>703732559
kill yourself you fat bastard
>>703732607
>>703732516
Bitch, turn around and quit looking at you boyfriend's screen.
>>703732658
>>703732595
Sadly yes. Have to wait until then for my waifu in bikini too..
>>703732616
it has heeb aids
>>703732681
>>703731587
fucking bae, I would love to rail her
>>703732724
>>703732757
>>703731587
>>703732755
>>703732658
Any Becky pits?
>>703732785
>>703731587
>>703732755
>>703732790
>>703732794
This is the closest I have, sorry anon.
>>703732715
someone go find hitler to save us from all this heeb aids cancer
>>703732876
>>703732457
So what you're saying is there was no way for her to fail?
>>703732915
The guy in this picture is her boyfriend of 8 years, Ian JQ.
>>703732103
Can you just post J.alba pics without being a total faggot?
>>703732961
>>703732559
I-I know when she swings those p-pointy heels a-around m-my face as I-I am laying o-on the ground I-I am c-completely at h-her mercy... And I-I believe the w-way she sm-smiles makes m-me even m-more nervous... I-If she w-were t-to accidentally slip I-I could easily l-lose an e-eye o-or gain a-a very nasty scrape on m-my face...
>>703732998
>>703733031
>>703733069
>>703733117
If you're trying to say i should do something with my life besides hang out in these threads, why don't you make some suggestions that i like?
>>703733149
>>703733008
I-I m-must b-beg f-for heaven's m-mercy f-for a-a least 5 minutes b-by the time w-we reach this state before she r-releases m-me...
>>703733155
Watch Steven Universe.
>>703733193
>>703733265
>>703733302
>>703733241
I'm a rock nerd and that show sucks.
>>703733342
>>703733381
>>703733204
I-I m-must b-be v-very c-c-careful w-with her d-during these t-times: she c-c-can be one very dangerous w-woman... O-One wrong w-word and she'll l-leave a-a nasty g-gash o-on my b-body t-to teach m-me a lesson...
>>703733424
>>703733464
>>703733497
>>703733540
I managed to hold a genuine smile for over a minute straight today for the first time in what feels like years, you've made me go back to full curmudgeon+1.
>>703733625
>>703733426
You're pathetic!
>>703733646
>>703733694
>>703733730
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>>703733831
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>>703733965
>>703734009
Last one, I need to sleep
>>703733426
>>703733679
W-Well g-good s-sir I-I c-consider myself f-fortunate t-to escape in o-one piece d-during h-her punishment sessions... A bruise o-or t-two from h-her h-high h-heels, and a-a minor scrape is a-a blessing...
>>703734533
>The shout-y autistic kid.
>The mumbley autistic kid.
>>703734835
if you watch her comiccon videos, she's both
>>703734768
She o-often s-says a s-sissy w-wimp like me deserves th-this type o-of treatment... I-I believe h-her because sh-she i-is s-such a strong d-dominant, beautiful and rich w-woman...
Absolute perfection.
>>703735096
Anything I-I c-can g-get fr-from h-her I-I relish... I-I c-can s-say f-for certain h-her high cross body o-off the c-couch i-is one of the most feared things I-I experience when laying there, j-just a-a helpless wimp-bag... 1,2,3 and I-I'm a beaten m-man after that devastation...
>>703735562
i just wanna fap, man. I don't wanna read your sad story of self debasement. just post pics and shut up for once.
>wake up
>find out Selena Gomez made a sex tape
>It gets leaked online
>you download it
>Its her with a nigger
What do?
>>703736042
Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>703735644
Hmmmm...
>>703736042
Fap fap fap fap fap
Wanna massage her feet so bad..
>Selena just finished up a concert
>She walks into her dressing room
"Anon, I'm so tired from that performance and my feet are hurting."
What do you do?
>>703732876
so unbelievable ugly - want to lunch it's face in
>>703736785
Obviously massage her feet
>>703736890
>back off
>im gonna lunch you
>>703735562
>>703735865
H-Honestly though when she i-is cutting and chewing o-on her meat she always c-comes up cl-close t-to my face s-so I-I c-can s-see those h-huge m-molars just grind and b-break, t-tear and rip that f-food s-so m-much s-so i-if she w-were t-to m-move her m-mouth another inch I-I'm p-pretty s-sure m-my n-nose w-w-would instantly d-disappear in a-a s-second, b-being r-ripped a-away into that m-motor action... A-A great sm-smile always c-comes across h-her f-face when she s-sees the f-fear in m-my eyes a-as that incise action t-takes place...
>>703736492
>>703736996
fucking typo.
keked hard
>>703737209
Love her
What the fuck is going on?! First stutter-cuck and now this dude spamming some ugly chick/man with glasses!
Why?!
>>703737309
Save her from the jewish influcences.
Jessica Alba has herpes.
>>703737454
fat
>>703737462
I save her from all men who wouldn't treat her well
>>703737454
Tfw even if Selena fucked a nig I'd still watch.
>>703733381
Is that a hipster convention or an MSNBC office party?
>>703737669
>>703731709
have you noticed that you're the only person replying to your posts?
>>703732163
>>703732595
>>703734478
>>703735151
>>703735644
>>703737209
>>703737462
>>703737789
>>703738113
Stop the troll.
>>703737789
tfw Selena will never be my maiden
tfw I'll never be a knight in shining armor sent to rescue her from king nigger
>>703738215
Most anons don't know what a smile looks like. That's why they have to hate G
>>703738215
>>703738292
A girl has never smiled at them.
>>703738366
Yep. Love G's smile
>>703732006
Fuck off with this thing jesus christ..
>>703732457
Why am I not surprised that the creator of such filth is a half Jew who looks like that?
I didn't think it was possible even for /b/ to ruin threads about famous chicks showing skin, but it fucking happened. Fuck you faggots, really, i mean it.
>>703736042
When turn pic 90 degrees, it looks like her boobs will escape that dress.
