ITT: Post your secrets
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ITT: Post your secrets
>>703728754
I pee on the seats in public bathrooms on purpose
op here, I'm gay
I injected 2 Marijuanas once
I could've died
I found my teacher's accounts and saved her bikini pics...
I spend every day posting the same shitty threads to keep kids from talking about things that mmatter
In public restrooms and at people's houses I sometimes just piss in the sink. Then I'll reach over and flush the toilet, then I turn on the sink and wash my hands.
I'm white and like Eazy E
>be me
>hardcore Steelers fan
>wear jerseys throughout week
>wave my terrible towel
>typical bad ass alpha bro.jpg
>GF begs me to suck her lovers cock
>negotiate her buying me a jersey
>suck that glorious cock
>rock my bumblebee #43 at games
>She never knew I was sucking cock before I met her
>uncle made me suck his cock at 12
>I've probably sucked more cock than her
Living the dream
Go Steelers!!
I still love her.....
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
>>703728754
i like futa and certain traps. I tell myself that i might be gay but deep down i know that i am hetero and for some reason i kinda deny it.
my moms friend tried to finger me in the back of my moms car
I often go to /pol/ and post the most offensive racist things imaginable. I'm black.
In this day and age, I still practice swordsmanship, hoping, praying, that I'll be able to use my dank designated skills on someone without going to jail or instantly dying.
I know it's stupid but...
No troll.
>>703729862
You think about it when you rub your pussy?
>>703729836
Anon it's only gay if you wanna suck their Dicks or let them fuck your butt
My car tried to finger me in the back of my mom
>been losing weight
>people tell me i'm losing weight
>tell them i excercise
I really don't i just basically starve myself
>>703729095
This is her.
I bareback girls because I have a scar in my lower abdomen and they all believe my story that I'm fixed just so I can creampie them
>>703730257
Doing gods work anon
My GF of 6 years has been fucking one of our friends for the last 8 months or so. Despite this I don't want the relationship to end. And have allowed her to continue
>>703730252
her face is all fucked up.
>>703730349
you fucking cuck
>>703730357
The teacher is the one on the left. God I love her boobs.
>>703730357
Have some respect, maybe she was on a car accident or something
>>703729585
average steelers fan
>>703730518
Right. Never thought this would be me
I watch YTPs on youtube
>>703728754
I raped her and told her I'd have her family shot of she said anything. Even a tweet.
>>703730349
Im ashamed of every choice ive ever made and want to kill myself because of it.
>>703728754
i masterbate while swimming. especially in hot tubs. i dont look at anyone but the excitement of getting caught is great.
to be caught abd finished by a girl is my fantasy.
I use to force my ex into having anal sex. It was a turn on having her say no and struggle against me.
>>703731125
No wonder she is your ex...
>>703731125
well it's usually easier to get forgiveness than permission
>>703730252
Would have vaginal/10
I plan on live streaming my suicide, just so people will always remember that nigga on /b/ who actually live streamed it
I had an affair with my friend and I haven't told anyone
I target insecure girls who post on /soc/, whiteknight them and make them feel loved and worthwhile, become their friends until they think they love me and get tons of nudes from them, convince them theyre better than that and don't need to show off their bodies to other guys (just me, their "boyfriend") then when I get bored, I leave, cut all contact and block them. I've done it dozens of times and I know on at least a few occasions it's caused breakdowns, stripping and in one case a suicide attempt.
Why do I do this? Because it's fun, and easy, and they're so fucking needy they fall for it every time. I love taking their nudes, using them and throwing them away. You'd love to do it to, that's your secret. Go for it.
>>703731696
Fuck you asshole
I act drunk and pick up on drunk girls at the bars near my school. So far since the semester started I'm 3/5 on Friday nights and 5/5 on Saturday nights
>>703731696
post some.
I've made friends and traded nudes/cammed with some girls from Soc and /b/, often for a couple of months until they get bfs and sometimes during/after bfs too. I've helped open their minds to fantasy, roleplay, and less usual porn. It's good fun. But I'm not trying to wreck anyone's life. I like to think I make them happier while we both get to cum.
I only date girls I think have potential to be long term relationships
It's because I have herpes and know I'll give them it if we have sex
I feel like a piece of shit when it doesn't work out and I've gave another person my std
I was cheated on by an ex gf and she gave them to me
She was the first person I had ever had sex with
>>703728754
Contrateines can't be antiteines, which is impossible.
last night i came on my sister in laws toothbrush
ive cheated on my military husband around 40 to 50 times in the last two years
I rub by dick on girls ass when I travel by bus.
>>703731949
I miss you
I hooked up with my friend while her husband was away in basic training. I moved to Canada after finding out she got pregnant and have since cut off all communication with her
>>703732196
What state you in?
>>703732196
Not you again
I think I'm line man because I look like everybody, I'm called Brad Gorton and I'm really fucked with my whole life.
>>703731949
Don't have any more on my phone, if the thread's still running when I get home I will.
Gotta be careful tho, don't want any of them reading this thread and IDing me
>>703730877
Same
>>703732273
georgia
>>703732767
oh yeah.. let me know if you're ever in Kansas.
>>703732929
Shut up you massive faggot
>>703732767
You were in Tennessee yesterday you fucking liar
>>703732929
i've never been to kansas
>>703733024
then you were speaking to someone else
Big fat sweaty smelly sheboons make my dick hard. More so if they wear glasses
Typical "hot" girls do nothing for me
>>703732231
and how is our resident basketcase today
>>703728754
mine involves a 14-yr-old boy
>>703733024
>>703733062
this
We have a couple of cheating military wives but georgia girl is the one who posts most frequently.
>>703733283
Why would you call me that?
>>703733405
I like to be accurate.
It is the sloth that kills with suicide.
Cold as fuck. Morheus maybe.
>>703733495
I'm not a basketcase.
>>703733934
It was a Green Day reference, chill
It can't be colder than absolute zero, which is not that cold as it supposed to be, because it have to be wormer than absolute zero to be.
>>703733934
lol k
>>703734148
Okay maybe I am a little >_>
The fact is that it is.
few weeks ago best friend broke up with cute blonde
fucked her the same day and a few more times afterwards
they got back together but she always missed the things i'd do to her
starts coaching him to fuck more like me
best friend has been holding in an unreal level of jealousy towards me for 7 years
i'm just laughing as she tells me all the stupid shit he talks about me
>anon has no game
>anon is so gross
>so on and so forth
she tries not to fucking laugh this is a daily occurance
the insecurity is real
he has no idea i know this stuff
was being a huge faggot on top of it all so ended the friendship
mentally fucked him up a little bit
i feel great about the entire situation
they broke up again recently ;)
>>703734139
even in 0k environment atoms have resting energy of more than 0k.
0k doesn't exist
>>703733283
I miss you too. But you never came on cam with me... o_O
>>703732488
nice pussy tho.
>>703730029
>>703734415
Non-existence of anything should have absolute zero temperature, don't it? Why not allow absolute zero to exist? It's cute.
>>703732231
I miss you too. But you never came on cam with me... o_O
I like mayonnaise
>>703734816
I can cam if you give me 15 mins to prepare?
>>703734955
of course. I'm here.
>>703729733
Sketchy..
>>703734794
only matter can have temperatue
The death. It is beyond the good and the evil.
There are no bounds for divinity.
>>703728754
I'm in love with a girl from my past and am planning on leaving my girlfriend of 6 years for her...it wouldn't be the first time I've done this to a girl and it likely won't be the last.
>>703734059
You could also make a blink 182 reference. Just sayin;
I hypnotize people and jerk off during the session sometimes.
>>703728754
I purposely pass gas near midgets
>>703728754
I purposely gas midgets
The Hell is quire peripherical thing, I'm in doubt that it can have a centre.
>>703734955
take some screenshots thx m8
Me and a friend used to suck and fuck each other when one of us stayed over the others.
Just kinda stopped, I kinda wish we still did it.
>>703735853
I wouldn't do that to a friend.
https://youtu.be/37VTz7ZnmY0
>>703735973
perfect, thanks
>>703735033
Are you available now?
I have a crush on my wife's best friend. her husband is an asshole, and I really just wish I could be there for her. She also has nice tits
> that feel when the cruelest month is not October
I steal my little sister's worn panties out of her laundry basket and lick the crotch while I jerk off. There have been a few times I've spied on her in the shower and changing in the bathroom
>>703729585
I remember you.
>>703736113
yup. Do you remember my old Kik? OM? use that as my Skype name.
I helped my 3 ex gfs get fucked by a friends dog
>>703736341
green text
>>703736341
i'm listening
>>703736240
>>703736113
If you added me I can't see it.
Unless you're teasing me again. O_O
>>703736716
what makes you think it's her?
>>703730349
when did cuckolding become so popular?
>>703736777
might not be, tbh. But you never know, and if you never trust anyone you never meet anyone.
I keep finding notes about suicide hidden in my house, in my hand writing
>>703736240
What was it again?
>>703737114
I can't post my Skype here, and you said you remembered it last week. So this is probably some other anon pretending to be you?
>>703737248
you're too quick for me qg-chan ^^
>>703728754
Nice try C.I.A.
>>703737248
I forgot ^^
>>703736875
hahaha shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. You're probably already dead. You're a ghost
I'm hooking up with a woman who's literally twice my age behind my girlfriends back
>>703728754
>Be me
>be 11 yo boy
>it's middle of summer
>really wanted an aquarium with fish ,my mother ends up buying me a tank
>no fish, just a tank and everything that can support tropical freshwater fish.
>While hanging out with my friend, his 16 yo foster sister offers to give me a pregnant fantail guppy
>says i'll have a lot of fish after the
>can take it home that day, but tells me to come back on the weekend and she'd hook me up.
>Saturday roles around I call her up and she tells me to come over so I can get the fish.
>when I show up, I'm disappointed that she's in the pool, I wanted my freaking fish.
>tells me to go swimming with her ,that there's swim trunks in the house.
>I put on said trunks, go swimming,friends foster sister is hot and has nice sized tits, I'm thinking 26 c.
>we swim for an hour or so, tell her I need to go home or I'm going to get in trouble, says fine and we get out of the pool.
>foster sister wearing a little ass bikini and has a tight ass body that the bikini clings too like a second skin.
>Being 11,I'm painfully at full mast, dimonds, can't hide it.
>when we get to where her room and the bathroom doors are, she notices, and I'm just standing there at her door staring at her fucking perfect tits.
>>703736609
Was awesome each time. Watching a dog has his way with them was breathtaking. Especially the most recent gf
>>703735495
He maybe a cunt, but not that much of a cunt.
>>703737628
I'm listening, anon...
>>703728754
> got 95$ to my name
> paycheck this thursday
> tired of working 10 - 17 hour shifts 6 days a week
> come in from work and go str8 to bed
> if i come in late 1 more time im fired
> otherwise.. im a flawless employee
> living off of monster energy drinks and hotpockets
> work in retail in the bible belt
> no gf
> live alone
> no close friends
> lvl 29 instinct on pokemon go
> every day for the past 3 years has been the same
> wake up go buy cigarettes and a monster energy drink
> head to work for a paycheck
> ask 3 questions repeatedly
> how would you like that steak cooked
> what sides would you like
> what dressing would you like for your salad
> get home and sleep
> repeat
pic related> my coworkers
>>703736209
I have 4 sisters, growing up I saw them nude all the time, I never had to spy on them
>>703737757
I just meant because they both have songs about missing people.
I shot a huge load in a drunk chick when she was passed out a month ago. Sex is so much better when the girl is not conscious
>>703737850
Your lucky, my sister is such a goodie goodie, I don't even get to see her in panties and bra much less naked unless I spy on her
>>703737593
Shiiiit I'm a ghost on 4chan
I should go to /x/
>>703737998
She's not a goody goody you're just a rampant creep
>>703737726
no greentext?
talking about secrets: getting fucked by a dog is kind of a little fetish of mine.
>>703737974
Both are fucking shit too.
>>703738057
you male or female?
Ever come close, like letting a dig lick you?
gf is a teacher and I fucked a smoking hot student of hers during a party at home.
Surprisingly, I don't feel any remorse about that.
>>703737556
sure.....
if you're for real, reactivate your Kik and I'll message you.
>>703735543
Is this copypasta or do you just post a lot?
>>703738122
special ed teacher i assume
>>703737986
Brockoli is that you ??
>>703738122
teacher who hosts parties for her students at her home. Right.
>>703738079
blink songs are fun to play on guitar.
I also like blink 182. That's MY secret.
>>703728754
I just got back from a gay hotel. I fucked a tranny off craigslist. I didn't come.
On my way back, I dropped into the hotel bar and had a conversation with two men. One of them was hitting on me pretty hard. The other guy was wasted, but able to speak.
The drunk guy was very pleasant in his blue thong and button down. See, I've been clean for over 18 months and I'm trying to contact a higher power. I felt its presence a few weeks ago while giving a speech about recovery. I can't describe it. It felt like I was channeling something.
Anyway, this drunk guy and I get to talking and I believe the higher power was present. I could feel it speaking to me through him. I've always been agnostic, but this guy said things to me that truly cut into my soul. he said the answer is love, no matter what, and I needed to take an ultimate leap of faith in order to progress in my journey. It happened an hour and a half ago an I'm still frightfully perplexed.
I wrote a thesis a few weeks ago about pursuing a question so aggressively that one fails to consider the ramifications of acquiring the answer. The result of the answer is likely one to three manifestations 1) inability to comprehend 2) inability to accept validity and 3) inability to gain satisfaction with result. I told him about it and he said it's where the leap comes in. I needed to trust the answer and all the answer to consume me.
The answer is Love.
My sister has no clue she is a half sister.
Yeah, my Mom is a whore and cheated on my dad in the military. Everyone in my family knows but her. The fact she has a different blood type hasn't even made her think to question it.
>>703738174
I don't know how it's called in the US, but this is a post-high school diploma.
>>703737628
>I half way ad followed her into her room, right at the door(by the way the rest of the family wasn't home, I don't remember why)
>She basically asks me if I'm just going to stand there while she changes, I get super flush and tell her I'll go into the bathroom
>before I can even move, she takes of her top, I just stand there and stare ,perfect pink nipples (still fap to the sight this day)
>she straight drops her bottoms, throws them into her laundry hamper, then tells me to give me the shorts I was wearing.
>I really don't know why, but I didn't even think about it, I dropped my shorts and handed them to her, Bonner is now in full view
>she starts giggling, and (sorry I don't greentext shit, I don't know how to describe what she did next exactly) she just basically started fondling my dick
>al;ll the while she's buck naked ,her tits are rubbing against my head as I stand there.
>she stops and goes to her bed, pats her hand on the bed telling me to sit their next to her.
>oh whatever, she didn't suck me off or anything, she just spread her legs and basically told me how to have sex with her, did, and we fucked three times
Found out later she was rapped by her father and that's why she was in foster care, sorry my greentext sucked but I have to take a leak
Never really told anybody about how I really lost my virginity, always let people think I lost it to my first girlfriend I slept with
>>703738093
male to female. no never came close. i was/am way too ashamed to do anything irl.
>>703728754
I have three dead niggers buried in my backyard.
>>703736209
How old is your little sister?
>>703737835
Do something about it, it's your life you're wasting.
>>703738190
Yeah, teachers are close to students, since they support them for 2 years, so after the graduation, we usually host a party at home. It's not very common, but it's a technical field on knowledge, bounds between teachers and students are kinda strong.
>>703737835
>>703737835
i work in bible belt too.
fuck that shit.
my advice quit retail nd nvr look back
>>703737998
haha that sucks. I even got to shower with my sisters pretty often
>>703738338
easy to let a god lick your bits (whatever you have atm) and ass.
>>703738226
i didn't expect the story to unfold like this after the first sentence lol
I think I like a friend of mines sister. She's really pretty and best of all she looks kinda white.
I'm gay
I've masturbated in every Barnes and noble I've ever been in
>>703738457
Life is weird like that.
>>703738472
how old is she?
>>703728754
I have fucked my male golden retriever in the ass a dozen times or so.
>>703728972
Faggot.
>>703738472
micheal jackson looked kinda white too...
>>703737835
> living off of monsters and ciggs
fuck yeah... i know the feeling
do you have any secrets from the restraunt industry... like fucked up shit?
fuck yesh instinct
>>703738275
Picture of foster slut
>>703728754
Turned 20 a few days ago. Officially an adult; figure I should throw this out there
Had sexual relations with -- and fucked -- my cousin from the time she was 11 to 14. I was 15 when it started and 18 when I made it stop (got a real relationship)
No, I will not be doing a green text story.
>>703738543
Right now she's 17, she had a thing for me back in the day but I didnt see her that way back then. She's really pretty tho, just my type 10/10
Been married for 6yrs and had 3 affairs, 1 guy, 1 older chick and a 18yr old chick
>>703731489
No one will remember you anon, but feel free to an hero.
>>703738430
i don't have dogs anymore since i moved out. i'm more into petplay anyways so if i someday find a bf whose into that i'll be happy lol
>>703738703
You are underage, ban inc
J, I know you'll read this.
It didn't work out as I hoped, and there's going to be consequences.
Keep your head down, deny all knowledge of me, and don't get in contact with me. they'll be watching.
I don't know if I'll be able to get in touch again. if this is goodbye, I'm really sorry. I thought it'd work.
I'll miss you.
>>703738643
>people actually use this desktop wallpaper at the time we talk
fuckin cringe
I am seen as a calm person but way too often I think of gruesome ways of killing some people
And no I'm not one of those edgelords I just think is not necessary for some people to exist
>>703738753
You are retarded.
>>703731125
kek did the same shit
>>703732196
Wisconsin?
>>703738763
I hue'd
>>703738753
Not even underage kid, she's just younger than me. I'll wait a year, she's more than worth it i think.
>>703729836
This is gay
>>703738835
Kid calls me a kid, go to bed
>>703738894
Are you trying to scrap it out kid? Square up, im pulling thru
>>703728754
i draw gay furry porn. helps pay the bills.
>>703738981
I'm down, if only you could drive.
>>703739018
You just mad cause its your sister.
>>703739006
Jeff by chance?
>>703730029
Its the dream all men share.
My wife is pregnant, one of our cars got repoed, I'm 30k in debt, I want to kill her, all the pets, then myself. I can't do this.
Jillian, I'm still sorry. We met when I was on a steep downward spiral and you were still the coolest to me. I don't know why I still feel this way. I remember the first witch house record you showed me. I still listen to crystal castles.
Anyway, I stopped talking to you because I really liked you and felt like I was being a weirdo. I hope you're doing well.
Daemon of sloth (supposed Morpheus) is not the death herself, he's just kidding.
>>703739057
I'm not mad, I don't have to worry about you because you won't be able to see her. You aren't old enough for a driver's license, let alone have sex with a girl.
>>703739143
shut the fuck up you cringey cunt
My biggest fetish is to watch/share cheesy pizza with a girl, whether she's already into it or just curious. Have done it with 5 women, always awesome to see them cum to it.
So many women have young fantasies and are just blown away by the real thing.
>>703738668
Honestly, that was a long time ago and I could find her on facebook or something I would hook you up.
She changed her name because her real father came looking for her or some shit.
>>703730242
Hahaha doing exactly the same thing
>>703729733
Pics or it didn't happen
>>703739203
Oh my god look at this kid, trying to act like a tough guy. I'll pull thro asap just gotta hit up your mom make sure its okay with her.
She is a way colder (and a way warmer).
>>703730029
>In this day and age, I still practice swordsmanship, hoping, praying, that I'll be able to use my dank designated skills
Keep the hope alive, and old friend of mine stabbed a home invader with his claymore
I don't like to be on the receiving end at all
But I really like when I see some movie that involves some woman being fucked by a man other than her husband, and the husband being close to noticing it.
I like when it's more credible. Cucking though puts me off. I don't like when the husband accepts it.
I'm currently banned for posting cheese pizza....but I'm still here bitches.
>>703739070
Nah
>>703739420
what did you post? Don't post again but describe.
>>703731489
Good man. At last a real hero
>>703739280
Cameras were not quite the same back then. I didn't have time for a "snapshot".
>>703729402
that was a dumb lie perpetuated by trolls
>>703738643
yeah ive got a few
> if you havent finished your beer ill drink the rest of it
> if your really fucking religious and shitty to me ill make sure your food takes longer
> i sneak off to the restroom to masturbate (dont worry i wash my hands)
> some days ill take a couple of shots before work to be more friendly and approachable
> That person who needs an extra side of dressing. And when you come back with that, they need a sweet tea refill. And when you come back with that, they need another napkin. And they ask for low fat ranch... ill give them regular ranch b/c if your dieting you shouldnt be consuming ranch
> ive seen chefs go hours without washing hands
> ive also seen health inspectors about to give us a 61.... owner gives him some $$$ suddenly its a 81
> ive worked dish pit... if it looks 6/10 clean its good enough
> our female servers guess how pussywhipped a man is by what he orders
> as a male server.... yes i am looking at your wifes / daughters tits and ass
> my general manager pretends to be religious but will flat break you in half if you make her have to apologise to a table
> have seen a guy stoned af lay his hand on the meat grill.... smelled nice
> we dont give a fuck about the customer
> we give a fuck about giving you the food you point at and refilling your water....
> moar?
> ask me some questions..
>>703739845
Fuck those jobs dishwasher for 6 years here
>>703739845
>> ive also seen health inspectors about to give us a 61.... owner gives him some $$$ suddenly its a 81
Yeah well to be honest, health inspectors are dickbags anyway. They'll give you a low score due to things that cant be prevented (ie flies in the kitchen) just so they can get that sweet under-the-table pay.
>>703738673
Btw, I had just turned 15 and she was about to turn 12 (our birthday's are close). The first time she said it was a "birthday present"
I adore obese guys with a nice jiggly belly that I could just rub all day long.
>>703740269
it looks like it's my lucky day.
I'll handle this one guys.
>>703732273
Emotional wreck is my guess
>>703740121
You literally have to be a fucking imbecile to stay a dishwasher for 6 years, ever thought of looking for another job lol you deserve to be nothing in life, no drive or motivation for something better
>>703739718
Is that a legit '88 fingerbox?
Had a falling out with a friend. Was being cool about it, when he and his roommate would do stuff I'd still invite my buddy. Went to a party together and we didn't talk, no drama. Got drunk and belligerent. When he left I text him a ton of mean shit. Remember it being mean. Drunk me deleted it so sober me wouldn't have to read. No clue what I said.
I'm sorry, bro.
>>703740392
What's your weight?
No greentext cuz lazy
I'm a Dad over 40
Hates niggers
Discovered 15 years ago nigger females had bizarre attraction to me
Fucked probably more than 300 nigger females in that time - it's like fish in barrel
Forced the most wild monkey porno sex on them - anal, gagging, forced cum in mouth - too white to ask
Managed to avoid AIDS, or accidental mutant babies. NO FAT ONES - at least the ones with asses of comic proportions. Never got the herp or other STD - wrap up ~95% of the time.
No idea why nigresses love me so much, but if I'm working with one, or acquainted with one, they always cozy up to me and have their big lips wrapped around my average white pecker within the first 24 hours.
Discovered that even when they let you assfuck then facefuck them, they still don't like it when you touch their hair.
A couple friends know and don't understand either.
I have no idea why they dig me so much. It's slowed down in the last 2 years, but only b/c I'm spending more time at the house...
>>703741072
Me and his roommate. Not he.
I lie to my family about having beating depression and act like I'm fine, but I don't feel nothing and have suicide thoughts every single day
frosted butts
>>703741079
lets just say it's impressive
>>703741114
His roommate and I.
>>703741284
I'd like to hear more about it if you'd like to chat somewhere.
My fantasy is to be raped by one or more strong black trannies... Then i go rape a 14yo girl as some sort of payback/revenge for being raped by trannies
i listen to music
>>703740806
I've been a dishwasher for almost 5 months. Get paid $11 because my boss is fucking awesome. But 6 years bro? Do something else.
>>703741305
Shit you right. Good looking out.
>>703741363
Black girl or inconsequential?
>>703728754
I was homeless for 3months in Winter and it felt awfull. Now my Dad and Mom let me back in but i can't find a job cause of my criminal convictions. I've came to start buddhist meditation to calm my mind about life,
>Muslim family
>Buddhist meditation
If you know about our culture then i've basically dishonered them more than i did when i slept in the bins and stole food from 7/11
>I got photographed and displayed out side the store lol
Anyway.... my secret
The only thing stopping me from suicide is i can't complete my bucket list
>>703741428
Really I'm just here for the dubs
>>703741355
first, m or f?
>>703741497
Maybe we can trade nudes on kik while we wait for you to roll em
>>703728754
I had sex with the daughter on Saturday the mother on Sunday and I'm on my way to fuck the mother sister right now
I like to sleep hugging a pillow
>>703741086
Does lying make you happy eventhough this board is anonymous
>>703741544
M, sorry if that disappoints.
>>703741630
Same. Makes it weird if I share a bed with someone because I end up hugging them.
>>703741429
I suppose a black girl would make more sense thinking about it bit weirdly shes white in my fantasy
>>703741163
you may feel better by talking about it, maybe with a professional? keeping it for yourself will always make it way worse, anon.
>>703741284
DAMN, girl, that 5.72 × 10^24 kg ass is FINE
I've witnessed ufo related incidents while in the employ of a western govt.
My mom gave me and my brother handjobs in the shower when i was 9 he was 11.
It hurts me inside till this day but no1 ever talks about it.
>mfw when i treat my mom like shit but she can't guess why
>>703741697
that's cute
My dad walked in on me one time
i was spinning like copter
hit his dick by accident
felt a bulge
hit it again on purpose
and again, but this time i grab to feel
grabs my my hand twists it behind my back
swooshes belt out of trousers all in one swell motion
my eyes teared up before the rubber whipped and cracked on my behind.
Never looked at me the same nor me at him
>>703732037
I have herpes as well but have made a life of giving it to others.
>>703741630
i do this because my shoulders are wide and i slouch in my sleep. if i have no pillow i wake up with back issues.
>>703742066
and also dubs so you're god now
i have an unhealthy obsession with doggos :3
>>703742120
Dang hope that doesn't cause too much problems for you
And as you probably guessed, my reasons for doing this is more mental than physical
>>703742287
my neck is really fucked up and i have to do physical therapy every day. the cervical vertebra around the collar bone are where it's the worst. i used to have a pinched nerve that would make my arms go numb. i really need a fat gf.
>>703741633
Sorry for the butthurt mate...
Might only be a little less than 300, but it's still a couple per month... like clockwork - waitresses, nurses, strippers, one shopping at Target.. believe me, I'm surprised too... There's a common statement they make that gives me some insight,so it must be true..
I would much prefer white or hispanic girls...
i subtly flip off people who i think are filming me while i'm at the gym
>>703729733
back in 1888
>>703730242
Good job on losing your muscles and a little bit of fat.
>>703731125
Enjoy prison. Enjoy forced anal. Fag.
P.s- it's better when they want it and beg you for it but fags like you aren't smart enough to fool them into thinking it feels good.
>>703730341
Is that idubbbz?
>>703731489
It's been done before, anon, you see any of us crying?
>>703742360
Hope that shit gets better and that you get a good sized one
>>703742788
>to fool them into thinking it feels good.
i think you're doing it wrong
>>703743323
My wife adores anal. Not anal sex all the time as that can be a bit rough but she almost always wants a finger up her ass while we fuck. If I dont shove one up there she does it herself.
She recently started rimming me. Took 10 years but she finally worked up the courage to lap my hairy ass. Think she enjoys it as she's already done it 3 times in the last month.
When we met she was very conservative... the kinkiest thing she would do was doggy style.
The key is to tell them you only want to do things if they like it blah blah so they don't feel like they are doing it for you...
>>703743814
>she finally worked up the courage to lap my hairy ass.
that's gross, i'll never understand rimming.
i was also more talking about that anal is supposed to feel good and that if you had to "fool her" into thinking she likes it you weren't doing a good job in fucking.
>>703736856
It's always been a significant, if minor fetish. It's not exactly mainstream, but human sexuality hasn't changed that much over the years
mfw millenials think they invented sexual kinks
>>703744472
I would argue (not the guy you replied to) that cuckolding is somewhat new. Having multiple partners is nothing new and swinging was alive and well as early as the 60s. However, I feel that cuckoldry implies that the enjoyment of the cuck is derived from the embarrassment and humiliation of watching his/her partner fucked in front of them. In contrast, swinging is just the enjoyment of multiple partners and recognizing that your partner enjoys that too.
In that light, I feel that cucking might be somewhat new in its popularity.
>>703736341
So what? I've been a dog-wrangler at sex parties for years. Most inexperienced women need help and guidance and their bfs have no fucking clue (forgive the pun). Also, inexperienced dogs need help until they realise that they can fuck humans, but a human is a slightly different shape to a canine partner and everything doesn't quite work the same.
My uncle touched me when i was 10.
>>703744207
Nah I meant fool her into trying it. Not just jamming it in there. Not all women are open to trying it so hence the "fooling"
I fantasize about having sex with a 12yo girl.
>>703744776
you have some stories?
>>703739215
What age cheese are the women most into?
>>703738673
Did she have a sweet hairless pussy and perfect flat chest when you started, or had the hormones of puberty already started to ruin her body?
>>703739138
Just go live in a shelter and declare bankruptcy. Start again. This is why we have bankrupty laws!
>>703739215
I havent been brave enough to try and share the experiance with a woman yet. How did you find these women, what tipped you off they maybe receptive to it?
I love sucking on horse dick. I'd like to be fucked by one but idk how to.
>>703741491
Figure out a way to start your own business. As a felon it has really been the only way I have been able to make a good living. It was a lot of work, but now I have 4 employees and have a great life.
You could mow lawns, detail cars, or become a plumber or electrician. Just find something you can do as the boss.
A felony conviction changes your life. But it doesn't need to end it.
>>703739203
>>703739327
Why don't you two gay fucks get a room? You clearly have the hots for each other, you could leave this thread and bone each other into unconsciousness.
>>703741941
Your mom was generous and caring enough to give you a hand job, and you treat her like shit? What is wrong with you?
>>703742279
>i have an unhealthy obsession with doggos :3
Unpossible. Obsession with doggos is never unhealthy.
Pic related: the love of my life.
I'm sleeping with a teacher for good grades.
was about to hang myself last week
>>703731012
Embrace the lies you told and the things you did my friend.
>>703745906
Cheater.
>>703744691
You are looking at only one aspect of cuckolding. The fetish has a spectrum, ranging from a man allowing his wife to explore her sexuality and use other guys for her pleasure, the guy knowing that they can fuck her but never have her and he taking pride in her, right through threesomes and swingers where the husband watches the wife, out to the other end, which is where BBC, cages and humiliation lie. There's even more extreme where the guy is bi and likes to clean his wife out after
tl;dr - there's more to it than you think, which is why you think it's new
>>703745906
tits or gtfo
>>703746148
Lol yup
Knowing how awful everybody could potentially be makes me think the entire fucking hunan race should an hero.
>>703744691
underage b&, cucks have been around since societies have "ruled the known world" and gotten bored
>>703730349
Why would you let her do this to you. I mean, she either is killing your dick in bed or is a really awesome person but either way, WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU LET HER DO THIS TO YOU? You immens cuck.
>>703742360
I have the same problem from a motorcycle accident when I was younger . Also I have a fat wife
>>703744959
Of couse. Not going to greentext as on tablet and the keyboard sucks, so no lengthy ones. Most women think they need to kneel as if a guy is fucking them, but they need to spread their knees so the dog can get between them, then arch their backs upwards to get the angle right. Most girls try to thrust their asses at the dog.
The best is to see a nervous pretty girl arrive, undress and put on t-shirt and jeans with a strategic hole in (if the dog does not have socks or she's shy) assume the position as instructed and as the dog mounts you can see the aprehension in her face, the odd wince if the dog doesn't hit the mark first time (they have a penis bone that gets stabby) and then unbelief coupled with lust when he starts thrusting. Then, if the dog knots, her eyes open wide as something swells in her to the size of a tennis ball, she's now locked to her partner and they both come buckets.
I've seen girls dragged around if they're knotted and the dog tries to to turn.
Not all couplings are as successful, but when it happens, bricks are shit
>>703738704
I've been married ten, lost count of how many women I've slept with. Mostly hookers, a few waitresses, a few of okc and one guy
>>703728754
i pity my parents for having me, they're both truly awesome people
>>703746913
that sounds pretty hot. i've heard the knot only stays in the butt because the vagina is too elastic or something?
hypothetically: how would a girl go about finding someone like you if she may one day be interested in trying something like that out?
>>703728754
I fuck escorts daily, though I'm sure some family members and friends know or heavily suspect. Try to convince myself I don't care.
>>703729733
Whatever, nobody cares anymore faggot
>>703747233
You shouldn't it's not like you are doing anything that is shameful or bad. I really will never understand Americans.
This isn't even a secret because everyone I know pretty much knows already and the rest kind of assume it anyway because I was a sailor. The only reason I would leave my ship in port was to find alcohol and prostitutes. Fuckd a prozzie in Ecuador even after she kept showing me pictures of her child. Many more like that, first thing my dad told me when I got back was to go see a prostitute so I calm the fuck down.
Don't feel guilty dude, and really don't give a fuck what other people think.
>>703747233
how do you have the money for that? either you have every kind of STD by now or you're lying.
>>703747405
Prozzies are cheap af man, depends what you are buying. Where I live a prozzie can be a cheap as $10-20 and a studio whore (more time, room with en-suit bath etc.) about $50. You can find escorts for the night for around $200.
Cheap af
>>703747547
where the fuck you live I am moving there
>>703747590
Haha I was thinking the same thing
>>703747590
>>703747651
I live in Greece, its a shithole don't move here, but you should come on holiday, also Spain has the same prostitution laws, Marijuana is legal and they have around the same prices. Oh and the age of consent is 14 ;-)
Europe is love, europe if life
>>703747201
Depends on the dog and the woman. If you put your fingers in a girl and curl them towards the front, in some you can feel a hollow where the g-spot is, and your fingers are wrapped around part of her pelvis; well if the dog has a large knot and a fair length between belly and knot, the knot can swell behind this ridge of pelvis and she's there until the knot goes down. It's also pressing into her g-spot, so double jollies. But generally, you are correct, the knot either forms outside or slips out as it swells.
As for finding, most is word of mouth, or through personal ads via specialist zoo sites. But be careful, with the recent clampdown in many countries, there are honeypots and many unsavory characters who exploit participants
>>703747405
I don't pick up STD ridden girls from the streets, money is not an issue.
>>703747708
Age of consent is the same as in ones home country, wherever you are.
>>703748041
Nope, it depends where you commit the act, you cannot be prosecuted for something committed in another country. The laws of the country where the act are committed apply. For example, my m8 fucked a 14yr old in Spain when he was 18. They were both from the same school back in UK. When her parents tried to prosecute they were not able to because they had not broken any laws in Spain and the 'crime' wasnt committed in the UK for the crown court to prosecute.
Ended up expelling both of them.
