Waifu claiming thread. Rules: >Claim your Waifu/Husbando
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Waifu claiming thread.
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>703711725
>Working on the car all day
>Remove the exhaust system
>Remove heat plating
>Unbolt the transmission and drop it
>Get the clutch off and it was down to the rivets
>Flywheel nut is fucking 54mm
>54 FUCKING MM
>NO WHERE SELLS THAT LARGE OF A SOCKET
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>cat girl from akame ga kill
how long have i been gone
claiming hikage
Goodnight friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>lewd tease before bed
>>703712133
can't you use a big wescott?
>>703712580
Goodnight fellow no life
>Get in car
>turn up AC
>hot air blasts out
>get pissed that I am going to have to fix it
>drop off package
>get back in car
>air works
Well ok then
Claiming
>>703712133
Cutie is mad~
>>703712580
goodnight juvia
>>703712133
>>703712734
tis the life of cars (kachow)
>hikage
Yang!
I'm here and shall bring happiness over this thread!
Taiga claimed.
>>703713381
Taiga a cute!
>>703713094
Weiss > Ruby > Yang > Blake
Miho claimed
HP or FMJ?
>>703713381
hi
>>703713637
hyper potion or full metal jacket?
>hikage
Morning /waifu/
How's everyone?
>>703711907
Hey Galko
>>703713593
Welp, I sure can tell the same about Nadeko~
>>703713602
Ruby > Blake > Yang > Weiss
>>703713637
Hello!
>>703713856
morning
>>703714079
You're still awake?
Great
How's it going?
>>703711725
what show is this your waifu from?
![[teleports behind you and cuts you with katana].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PwgMuxY.jpg "[teleports behind you and cuts you with katana].jpg")
>>703714062
But Weiss is best
>>703714275
Akame ga Kill
>>703714062
Nadkeo is a crazy kind of cute
>>703713851
Hollow point
>>703714062
>......
>>703714313
and his waifu got akame ga killed
>>703714253
still playing league with shino
>>703712133
Ew, mazda.
1in socket sets go that big.
>>703713602
>>703714288
Weiss is a twat.
>>703714494
Rood
>>703714502
Oh right. Good times.
Games going better than yesterday?
>>703713856
good but confused on what to play, hows your morning been
also i think i was gone for too long, akame cat is here, or do i just miss him every time
>>703714458
hollow point from mw3? if so then i say fmj since hollow point is a deathstreak so youll only get the damage after dieing sometimes
>>703714494
>>703714617
i laughed, but its a true so its not rude... just inconsiderate
>hikage
>>703715243
I just woke up so I'm still just chilling in bed
I believe he started posting again about three days ago and I haven't seen you in some time
>>703712583
A what?
>>703712940
Not cute, and slightly!
>>703713037
A life i willingly accept it seems.
>>703714581
Assuming you know exactly what car?
And I'd have to order it, as all the 1" socket sets went up to 2" tops, and it's a 2 1/8" inch.
Best Bleach opening coming on through!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_bETu3XOao
>>703715565
yea i haven't been on in a while, hows school been, did life fuck you or you fuck it
>started
>again
stopped posting when or new one?
>>703715762
you also have to embrace it
>>703716199
>bleach anime
please bleach the anime and start over
>hikage
>>703716427
The first arc or two was good. Same with Naruto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5dZfuQXOiw
>>703716427
Yea good to see you again
School has been meh, I've been fucked more. Life's like a prison shower atm
Yea I hadn't seen him before either but he still knew some people so it's likely he's a returned oldfag
>>703716199
Completely forgot Bleach even existed. Best opening imo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOKAnomhHRg
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>703716702
true, but for some reason i had a hate and love for naruto right from the start, while bleach i loved, still need to finish like the last 100 chapters of bleach though
>>703717113
how have you been fucked more
>returning old fag
i have mixed opinions on you, or maybe a lurker who knows
whats better right now, batman asylum, bioshock 2, or RE4
>>703717979
hi
>hikage
>>703717979
Good morning, Master. How'd you sleep?
>>703718028
Just my schedule needs me to get up very early everyday and last class is always late afternoon. It sucks
Why mixed feelings about me?
And people seems to know him as well I think its safe to assume
>BioShock 2
Never
I'd go with batman my man
>>703714710
mixed feelings
>>703718028
>returning oldfag
I posted first in like December 2015. I rarely came on after that.
![Syndra [143].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BJ61CvC.jpg "Syndra [143].jpg")
>>703718028
Hello.
>>703718245
Not that well, woke up too many times.
How are you?
>>703714617
im sorry
>>703718703
I'm good. Just hanging out and enjoying my night. Just finished playing Overwatch, it went pretty well.
>>703718703
Drink more tea
>>703718447
i was joking because you said oldfag, i really don't care if you use the terms
like what time 6 a.m.? and like 2 p.m.?
why dislike bio2?
>>703718614
alright, im sure i saw a leone poster whenever i checked these threads on chan around that time
>>703718703
i have the problem of waking up very little but not being able to sleep again
take nyquil or any medicine that makes one tired
>>703718867
lel of course it is
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>703718972
So what are you going to do now?
>>703719224
Not possible.
>>703719555
Im already doing that.
>>703719948
Probably nothing. Maybe i'll try to decide on a visual novel to play again. I took a nap today so i might wind up going to sleep way later.
What about you?
>>703719555
It's just a joke right, like elitism and so forth
More like 8am and 4pm
Sucks ass
Well it isn't a bad game but 1 and infinite are just a heck of a lot better
Especially story wise
>>703720498
Hi there Miho. What's up?
>>703720776
Nothing much. Just got some taco bell and freaked a cop out.
Black Hanekawa
Bakemonogatari
OHAIYOU!
No ones here...
>>703721308
no ohaiyou at the moment rip
>>703720612
yes everything is a joke
thats just 1 hour more than what i spent in my school
true
are you the yuno with some sort of issues i threatend or was that the other yuno
>>703719948
well good luck
>>703721034
how do you freak a cop out
![Syndra [167].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wYXieCM.jpg "Syndra [167].jpg")
>>703720171
I have some classes today, so i will probuably be a bit bussy today.
>>703721806
>>703721308
>>703721928
>>703721034
Oh? How'd you do that?
>>703721812
Eh that's fair. Doing anything else today?
>>703721308
Hi Rory.
>>703721928
Hi cutie slutty maid bully.
>>703721806
>>703722055
He was looking down at his phone when i pulled up next to his car to asking him something. He jumped like a bitch.
>>703721770
>>703721770
It's pretty quiet...
>>703721806
>Tfw life's a joke
Oh damn, then you have a shitty ass schedule as well
I do have a lot of issues but I can't rememebr though threatening me
>>703722055
hellow cutie slutty loli boat master
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>703722055
Besides you and killing myself, probuably not.
>>703722158
Don't you live in NY? Probably thought some BLM person was about to cap his ass.
>>703722533
What're you up to Sachi?
>>703722158
lol, must have been doing something awfully suspicious
>>703721927
i had something close to an ohayou somewhere
>>703722205
>life is a joke
its a game god damnit and your playing it wrong
im not in school right now so haha
might of been the other than something something doesnt want to talk about it
>>703722533
sachi telling it like it is
>hikage
>>703722623
Oh hush. Why would you do that?
Also
>Doing me
>>703722660
No VA
>>703722896
Probably Pokemon
>>703722660
Not much right now, just woke up a hour ago after only getting like 2 hours sleep
might go back to sleep soon
how are you?
>>703722896
I always do
>>703722896
I know it's a game but it's probably the worst I've ever seen. I'm playing on very hard and there is no resetting
When is it starting then?
Probably, you know has some more irl issues he doesn't want to talk about
Me on the other hand uses this thread like my personal blog
>>703723273
Oh. Hmm.. Wonder why i thought NY.
>>703723312
Nothing really. Playing a game now i guess.
What's with the lack of sleep? Wet dreams?
>Onii-chan onii-chan onii-chan!
>>703723677
>>703723677
At least I'm not a weeb. :^)
>>703723463
I think its just because i slept for like 12 hours yesterday
No wet dreams to report of yet, maybe later :^)
>>703723677
>You say while posting a image for ants
>>703723677
>>703723909
>thats the original picture size.
>I took that screenshot
stop please
>>703723463
Its ok.
>>703718483
Oh shit I missed this my bad
Why though?
>>703724030
This is how you should be screenshotting Pokemon in any form you pleb
>>703722190
You dont draw attention to yourself
>>703724579
Its a emulator
>>703724664
Dont be a cheap pleb.
>>703723273
pokemon go probably or black and white
>>703723312
thats what i like about you
>>703723428
no its rng based, the rng is honestly great, you just have bad luck
next year or january maybe
ok
>personal blog
we are not a hive mind just to let you know
>>703723677
im not in there, haha
>>703724579
you get it
>>703724772
you don't
>hikage
here
>>703724883
Im not cheap. If I want something I buy it. If I cant afford it I wait until I can.
>>703711725
I wante her to survive ... feels bad man
>>703724462
This game really gets on my nerves even when I'm doing alright.
>>703725023
One true way to financial success yet it's so hard for some people
>>703724883
Yes probably I have some insane bad luck with games. Hence is why I stick with games with not a single form of rng based gameplay
Fuck hearthstone honestly
That's late why though?
>Hive mind
Not sure what you mean by this but I was kidding. I very rarely post personal shit on here. Last time I did it was the stuff with my ex I think and I only did that bc it was funny as hell
>>703724907
Hey tomoko
Sleep well?
I gotta go but I'll read your answer in a bit
>>703725116
>So cute
Oh damn why though?
You seem to be good at carrying when you're ahead
Later guys I don't think I can sneak a 4chan in at school but I can read some answers
>>703725116
Why play then?
Oniichan~
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>703723001
Dont tell me that i shouldn't.
>What else?
>>703725348
>SSS.2
>>703725023
>>703725348
i see you two dont remember the good days of low quality cameras and not knowing of modded gameboys
>>703725396
>hate rng
i see you hate rpgs and the such
because i decided not to go right away
>money and needed a bigger break
>it was funny
quick run down of the funny before you go?
>>703724907
hey how you been man
>hikage
>>703725396
no and have fun with class
>>703724883
His phone so pokemon go
>>703725396
alright have a good day I'll see you around when I get up I guess
>>703725484
I play it to be around people I like. It's still less detrimental than being on my own
>>703725918
I do. I still have a film camera I use on occasion, but its chunky as shit. And modded gameboys werent my thing.
Gonna be on the bike for a good hour. Heading home.
>>703725902
No
is Attacked by glutonny and escapes unharmed. saves mustang from scar.
decides to have her back burnt to save humanity from dangerous alchemy.
beats barrry the chopper without flinching.
First to notice the first homonculus pride.
has a siberian husky like me
>>703725918
ive been fine.
>>703726080
There should be other games though? Something that doesn't get on your nerves and you all can play?
>>703726182
>i was serious
why remember times of low quality
anyways hes playing fire red when theres emerald and silver nearby
>>703726469
same here, anything interesting happen
![Syndra [189].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Xdg6co.jpg "Syndra [189].jpg")
>>703726193
I was just saying hello
>>703726269
Fuck you
I'm literally one volume 20
>>703727057
no not really. you?
>>703726950
I'd rather not make them play something else just because of me
>>703727463
>>703727482
not much here either
>>703727626
im sure thats not all they play, why not play other games that they do
>hikage
>>703727714
>>703727952
>>703727952
Kirino!
Am I late to the ohayou party? I'm trying to find something to do other than drink.
>>703725902
I didn't tell you not to. I ask why you would.
>>703723909
12 hours is a lot of sleep.
So you're going to report them?
>>703727327
sorry mate.
here is the dog
>>703728298
Spooky
>>703728456
Hey there
>>703728563
Yeah :^)
>>703728642
a cute
>>703728640
Yeah I saw the Extras at the end of the manga I know that Hayate is Hawkeye's. Didn't Roy give it to her?
>>703728727
Well that sounds fun. Have you even had one before?
>>703728642
What you up to?
>>703726269
I almost Riza my waifu. Top quality.
>>703728727
... why are you reporting this?
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>703728563
I dont know.
>>703728819
Yeah , but not recently
I think the last time i had one was a few years ago
>>703728990
why not?
>>703728727
Delet this
>>703728965
Just listening to music, shitposting, not much really.
Yourself?
>>703727949
oh well ok cool i think
>>703728642
>spooked
>>703727626
I wouldn't mind playing csgo
But that can get on your nerves as well right?
>>703725982
Oh sucks
I'll see you around
>>703725918
I'll give you a quick run down
>Charges me with rape
>Semen found in her so police take it very serious
>After a week of dna tests they find out it was her dad's
She was fucking batshit but that's pretty much it
I laughed pretty hard after all of this
>Yuno
>>703729266
Playing a romhack of Pokémon.
>>703727949
yeah I'm looking for something new
>>703729403
Like I said I'd still rather play it with you than not do anything
>>703729108
Excellent. No reason means it won't happen, right?
>>703729191
Hmm... Guess i won't hold my breath.
Maybe i just need to get real sexy?
>>703728816
nah she just adpots it, cause he sees him in a wreckage. another plus to my waifu grerat heart
>>703729599
>water mark
>>703729644
>wet
>>703729744
Thats weird
In the manga Roy gets it from Hughes (I think) and then he lets Hawkeye adopt him.
Jesus Christ, Miho is such a manslut, no wonder why the ship sink.
>>703729886
what's wrong with it
>>703729599
well goodluck
>>703729403
i wouldn't be able to breathe if i were in court and they said that was her dads semen
did she charge you cause she hated you or something
>>703729321
your very quiet
>>703729949
didn't the manga change publishers at some point
Well. I thought I could fit more into my bag than 2 bags of Doritos and 2 bottles of coke.
>>703730231
well im only writing so
>>703729368
Get spooked on
You get your PC fixed? Didn't a RAM stick pop out or something?
>>703729453
Oh nice, I downloaded Uranium a bit ago, still haven't got around to playing it, heard good things.
What hack?
>>703730231
thx. I'm going to bed gn
>>703730580
I can't stop cumming on your head
>>703730481
>That pout
Cute! Welcome back Rory
>Haven't lost yet with the Baker Pantheon Skin
>It's carried me out of Silver V
>>703730715
Omega FireRed
I got it from a MEGA on the nuzlocke thread on /vp/
>>703730892
no
![Syndra [254].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/C1wN493.jpg "Syndra [254].jpg")
>>703729644
We will see about that.
best boy should have had a route
>>703730715
Its good now. But my board is slowly dying . So i need another.
>>703730580
writing what exactly?
>>703730818
alright good night
I might go to bed
>hikage
>>703731097
Ouueeggh ggghsah aaauuhgeee aauuuooohhuuohh
>>703731396
nothing just meant like writing so it wont be loud and good night
>>703730951
I think I seen that around somewhere, whats changed in it?
>>703731316
Rip.
How's it dying?
Claiming best girl
>>703731751
Is it always this slow at this time?
>>703731884
This isn't normal Shiki anon too early for that
>>703713602
Yang > Pyhrra > Cinder > Ruby > Weiss > Blake
>>703731969
your point?
>>703730900
Rory generally is cute. And pouts extremely well.
>just got out of shower
>bent my bad knee in the wrong way
>send help
>>703731997
Why is Blake last, behind Weiss? Weiss is a hyper-twat and can go sit on her rhinestone-bedazzled rapier.
>>703711725
Kiyal
>>703732181
Pout
>>703731904
not really but it happens
>>703732190
She tsundere you retard
>>703732181
There's no denying that. That gif proves it even more.
>Sending my regards
>>703732190
>Someone else who hates Wiess
My nigga
>>703731864
USB ports. Once there gone its useless.
>>703732383
Pout of annoyance
>>703711725
Jibril
>>703732514
Pout and smug
>>703731110
Muuu... Don't pick on me....
![Syndra [212].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JC4Pp1b.jpg "Syndra [212].jpg")
>>703732660
And get
>>703732833
Nice try
>>703732408
Wow, did I hit a nerve?
>>703732493
Weiss sucks. So does "clumsy hero" with the shield whose name I can't remember, so we'll just call him Tidus.
To be fair, though, I think the whole point of her character is to suck.
