RED VS BLUE YOU KNOW THE DRILL FAGS
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RED VS BLUE
YOU KNOW THE DRILL FAGS
i don't know the drill
get the fuck in here
red knows magic
>>703687804
Faggot, get dubs to decide what happens.
I'm rolling for blue to capture a red and create purple.
>>703687692
Red side notices how inefficient it is to have their houses point upwards instead of pointing sideways and turn all their houses on their sides so the blues get poked upon invading.
Red get a metal gear.
BLue becomes nazi fags.
>>703688314
Rolling for this kek
>>703688314
roll for this
>>703688336
re roll.
Blue team gets nuked.
>>703688532
reroll
Red builds a wall and makes Blue pay for it
>>703688314
Rolling for this. Best offense is a good defense.
>>703688644
Winrar
>>703688644
Winrar
>>703688644
Well GG
>>703688811
>>703688644
/thread
>>703687692
I roll for Captain Caboose. Freckles kills all nay sayers
Red side sends all their niggers to blue side to slowly destroy them with murder, rape and stolen bicycles.
>>703688644
Purple team appears as a super faction
>>703689015
roll
>>703687692
Blue gets huge dicks
Red gets a Schwarzenegger while blue gets a dillon nigger.
Red rebuilds blue into an economic power that makes better automobiles and electronics than red could ever hope to.
>>703689183
re roll
blue builds a wall and red pays for it
>>703689243
this
Red gets benis.
Leafy joins red team attracting all the edgy 13 yo kids making them more powerful and cancerous
>>703689342
ROll
>>703689191
Roll, include that they also become weird and make Anime.
Red becomes dark side and blue niggers.
>>703689369
>69
If that doesn't count then rerorr my nigger
red becomes a blue and starts murdering some blue people and blue start murdering their own to end the murders
Blue converts from stickmen to stock photos of Nicholas Cage
Green faction comes along to rival red and blue
>>703689484
Roll
>>703689487
Shit man, it counts.
>>703689501
roll
>>703687692
Red attacks blue main dome
We change leafy for filthy frank
The gap between them gets bigger also>>703689369
Rerorroro
>>703689555
winrar
>>703689555
what
big blue building gets weed dispensory attached
>>703689555
Wasted trips
Go to hell
>>703689191
Kek
>rolling this
>>703689620
re roll
Red begins to clone its people in order to form a massive army.
Red gets leeroy jenkins
>>703689369
Blue leaves the land to go find weapons of mass destruction on iraq
>>703689722
Star wars?
cuz i want some of that star wars.
blue team get a World trade center.
>>703690057
re roll
Red and blue make peace and post ylyl threads
Red builds a wall and Mexico pays for it
>>703689555
>>703689722
Blue get their shit together and build a tank
>>703690057
Lol
Red builds a doomsday device that needs 5 sacrafices to fire
>>703690057
roll
Red know they are the shit, so they build a mech.
>>703690130
blue get magick fire and burn all shelter of the reds
>>703690219
roll
>>703690219
roll
blue secretly genocides Armenians
Osama joins blue and betrays them in the 2 next dubs.
Blue recruit 5 archers
Successfuly killing a red one every update
blue gets ICBMs and shoots them at the clone army
>>703690344
Winrar!!!!
Reds adopt shrek as their lord and savior. They start kidnapping blues for sacrifices.
Sexy Obi wan kenobi joins red side.
Red sacrifices leafy to the youtube gods, thus, receiving 47 million subscribers on YouTube and getting their own News Show to talk shit about blue
Blue find out that Osama is a betrayer and kicks him b4 the next dubs
>>703690344
half of red joins blue as purple mercenaries
>>703690490
Roll
>>703690518
Hory shot reroll
Red army get batman.
>>703690606
Nigga don't let blue die
>>703690130
all reds die and only the spy red is dead and the spy red rapes a blue and they make a purple baby
>>703690490
Rollerino
red arms themselves with rune scimitars
>>703690556
dark purple swarms from the north beginning the pillaging of 354 A.D
Red guys get hiroshima on their storage.
Leafy takes the kids and spam blue with hiss and kill 3 of them and take 20% of blue land
>>703690518
Rolling to keep game alive
Blue catches pneumonia and collapses.
>>703690799
lmao
Sorry reds, can't hear you over our structurally superior dome housing
A giant sentient penis joins the blue team
Blue gets laser rifles and digs a trench to keep red out
>>703690815
Rerol>>703690799
Winror
>>703690799
winrar
blue builds a giant fighting robot with big missles and shit
Some blues pee themselves a little
Blue is communist now
>>703690940
rolling
>>703690943
roll
Op ignores the dubs after me
the colors swap
>>703690799
Blue team recruits Tessa Fowler to fuck all the soldiers and raise morale
>>703691024
Op ignores you
someone on red accidentally lights one of their buildings on fire
The spirit of the late great hamarabe protects the reds and all their structures from any harm. (For the next 2 dubs)
Blue and red discover a big danger in the center of the world...
Op deletes the thread and go to sleep
>>703687692
Osama secretly turned out to be a spy, and kills the red spy, cutting off all intel to the red team.
And they get Harambe,
one of the blues igloos melt.
Leafy on the red team revealed his chin, half of his fankids betray him and join blue
Blue Team unleashes a zerg swarm on red
>>703691194
Reroll
one black man joins red and cucks them all to produce a generation of half n'halfs
All the blues turn black and moonman joins the red team
angron sends the world eaters legion against the blue team
MAIM KILL BURN
Purple guy joins the battle but doesn't know which side to choose.
>>703691240
roll
>>703691307
so brown team?
Blue leader's horn helmet snaps his neck and then runs to the red side.
>>703691321
Rolling for this
>>703691331
roll
>>703691040
Red Team gets Steve Irwin, Blue Team leader gets his sharingan awakened.
jewish agents infiltrate red and spawn hillary clinton to act as opposition to current leadership in order to destabilize nation pending jew invasion
A massive butt appears inbetween the two camps
>>703691400
Winrar
Reds get Joseph kony, for children stealing Stealth Operations.
Blue attempts to fire a prototype nuke at the red's land. But it misfires and lands on their own land.
Plague strikes red, killing off their (still somewhat) new army
>>703691443
Roll
Autism plague hurts blue from inside.
the brotherhood of steel declare the red team a threat and send the lone wanderer to kill all of them, but he only brings a baseball bat as a weapon
>>703691476
Rolling for this
Blue team paints its large blue house with "OP is a fag"
Nuke in Red storage accidentally detonates, killing laefy and making the 13 year olds go all lord of the flies on each other without their leader
>>703691608
Rolling agaisnt blue.
A massive hoard of naked women appear between the two camps, halting all progress as the soldiers proceed to bang all the women.
leafyishere joins the battle
>green meme team enters play to the north
>>703691443
fucking damn it I want a butt
Red abducts a blue for breeding but continues to paint all new kids pure red.
A scouting party of yellow appears. And makes a temporary settlement.
>>703691400
>>703691400
winrar
>>703691704
rell
Red team prepares to launch the nuke and destroy 2 buildings and 20% of soldiers from blue army.
>>703691704
re roll for this dude
>>703691443
I JUST WANT THE FUCKING BUTT
Red team leader gets raped by a tentacle monster
blue team gets a computer which can only browse /pol/, all blue team members become cucks
harambe joins the blues
>>703691652
Rollin fo this
>>703691800
>>703691755
Winrar
>>703691800
winrar
>>703691800
well then
>>703691800
nice
>>703691800
well done
>>703691900
OH SHIT WAIT EVERYONE GETS A BIG DICK
>>703691900
>>703691899
>>703691800
What is happening?
red gets protection from Harambe for any instakill by blue team( one use)
>>703691899
>>703691900
double dubs wasted, rip
If dubs I want blue team to discover cyborg technology to enhance their members
>>703691900
double dubs have spoken. Enter the butt.
>>703691800
>>703691899
>>703691900
Holy mother of dubs.
red team learns to djent and spends to dubs being distracted by after the burial tabs
>00
>>703691979
Re roll
Red team gets eaten by large pizza monster
blue team unleashes harambe on red
>>703691900
>>703691899
>>703691800
Do we get three butts now?
>>703691800
Thank you
Red launches nuke but accidentally opens a weird hole on that butt, making it shit nuclear waste.
>>703692105
Yes.
>>703691755
>>703691800
>>703692105
All in order for three butts, this is a go
Red team gets protection by metallica.
Didnt expect dubs on my check
If I can turn them in, I want blue team to get some snipers aimed at red
Blue team gets a mother fucking dragon
>>703692235
re roll
>>703692219
yellows scouts call for the army of yellow to rape and pillage
The butt is male
Red team gets called gay, cries so much that they flood their city
>>703692105
I wanna roll for three butts
>>703692219
Everyone is wearing fingerless gloves, and prays to the deity Boombox.
Red have a wizard lizard.
9/11 happens
>>703692355
check em
Yellows send a courier back to its home country to send troops.
blue team gets a tank, red team gets a jeep
>>703692355
PREPARE THE FLOOD GATES
the yellows leave because everyone here is retarded
>>703692355
what have you done
Yellow sends a message back to thier main tribe, who will arrive soon
Radiation from the nuke turns some of the blues into tentacle freaks.
>>703687692
Red team nukes blue. Blue all burn while red watches them and makes smores over their dead bodies. Blue then all dies from radiation
>>703692409
rerolling for WTC
red team resurrect harambe
>>703692404
Will have to re roll, my dub was not found.
red gets freezed by cryotech
>>703692489
Reroll. I need this so I can sleep
>>703692490
rolling for jews to do 9/11 again
>>703692219
The power rangers come, and deplete all forces by half, joining them to their side.
red teams now become pirates and kings of the seas.
>>703692488
Tentacle monsters proceed to rape the butt
>>703692355
Their tears clog up the asshole and their town is now flooded with shit-water
>>703692488
good
if dubs reds fetishize the freaks and then browse /d/ for a while
>>703692594
rerolling for zordon to be god
Blue fucks reds mom
yellow team mates with blues creates greens who are affiliated with both but are secretely in love with reds
>>703692672
reroll
Red team democracy, faith and power resurrects harambe giving them +50 kek damage bonus.
Yellow army arrives and and begin massing to the south.
Mongols invade kill all reds and replace them
>>703692688
oh shit race war turns personal
>>703692488
Check 'um.
>>703692648
Roll for this
>>703692688
>>703692688
12 year old got dubs
>>703692688
Ah yes. Vengeance for blues mom
>>703692726
Roll
3 blue team members open a portal and bring keemstar to the blue team
*3 blues gone for 2 dubs*
Yellow wololos two of blue's guys and moves further into their turf.
>>703692648
Rolling
a small cult forms on red team that worships the ass
>>703692576
Overwatch is band and they blue finds only enough herb that can revive 2 people
fuck those triangle ass red-skins. lynch all those fucking reddies and crucify any race-mixing purples.
TEAM RED
>>703692799
>>703692799,
damn you missed your dubs m80, and also cheese, cheese for everyone.
Blue army is hungry.
>>703692799
Double dubs have spoken; begin the milfing.
Yellow guys decide to start shooting the red fucks from behind. Like a tatical flank.
>>703692799
Sad that you wasted your dubs anon. But, checked.
Blue all get aids from reds mom and die. Reds already all dying from getting it before
Blue kill osama, but they discover that while they are doing it, Bush is already throwing shit at their buildings, and they realize that it's too late.
The butt on the blue side farts the blues interpret it as a divine sign and start worshipping it.
Yellow team gets the Nine Tailed Fox, Kurama.
>>703692219
Upgraded.>>703692355
>>703692488
>>703692282
Also, you got it.>>703692688
Blue gains a suit of power armor
A giant penis begins to thrust itself into the butt
>>703693091
Reroll for the love of naruto
>>703693027
Roll
someone on red dies from heart failure and blue steals the corpse and eats it
Yellow builds a moat of piss
ALIENS probe a red member, now hes a super soldier
>>703693027
Pls
Shoenice88 joins the reds and drinks all of the shit water.
>>703693139
Fuck yeah, three butts.
Red suddenly is compelled to stick their heads in the butts, but they get stuck
>>703693266
Now THOSE are dubs. Can we get Harambe up in there on yellow team?
>>703693266
check em.
A giant JPEG of Fred Durst covers the whole map, killing everyone with his cringeyness.
>>703693361
Roll, but for yellow team
>>703689191
fucking roll
Blue man meetsRed woman and make purple children
>>703693436
rolling for this
>>703693379
Yellow team gets a Super Monkey from Bloons TD.
>>703693465
This
The leader of the yellows arrive with his armys amongst them is their greatest soldier hamarabe.
>>703693516
Reroll, how about a Charizard then?
>>703693436
rollin
>>703693555
check em.
Rolling for fred durst
purple army come and destroy all of the blue team. !!red vs purple!!
>>703693555
Oh, okay.
>>703693516
that was some good shit dude
>blue discover airplanes
>>703693509
reroll
>>703693555
HOLY SHIT. EVERYONES GONE TO THE RAPTURE IN THE ASSHOLE.
The orange weeb empire of /a/ invades from the north bringing the gift of waifus to the tribes.
Yellow kills blue tesm from behind, but some of their bullets hit red team, resulting into red losing a few men. One guy in red fires back and hits the butt. The butt starts leaking blood and fills the arena with blood.
>>703692688
>>703693555
Yellow joins the dark side
The butts are replaced with jpegs of Sasha Gray's butt
>>703693686
>>703693516
rerolling for super monkey
>>703693757
Reroll.
A red guy gets an oversized military helmet
and snipes a buy guy in the balls
>>703693809
this
>>703693809
rolling it again
>>703693027
Reroll for yellow!
>>703687692
One of the reds gets tired of life and takes his own life by jumping off of his house.
>>703693887
reroll
>>703693809
reroll
Opon sticking their head into the asses the yellows discover the meaning of life and ascend to a higher form of being.
>>703693761
One guy lets loose the worlds worst fart, and counteracts the anal crevices to enact in a chemical reaction that creates a portal in each asshole leading to hell.
>>703693887
rerollin
>>703693809
rolling again.
>>703693887
Fuck it, roll this
Yellow gets Son Goku and Vegeta and fucking destroys red.
blue team uses weaponized noise pollution by playing shitty bandcamp projects at red
>>703689015
Roll
yellow team holds satanic ritual bringing back harambe,
>>703693992
Roll
BLUE elects Trudeau.
"If you kill your enemies, they win".
For the next four dubs, any actions specifying BLUE members killing RED members instead cause that amount of BLUE members to die inexplicably while attacking. Only the first RED casualty will be counted.
>>703693809
shameless re-roll
Asses turn into a hairy clit
>>703694057
REROLL
>>703693745
Roll
>>703694089
Reroll for this
>>703693809
still rolling for this
>>703694095
reroll
blue wins
>>703694057
This
>>703694177
THANK SATAN, SHEMHAMFORASH.
>>703693992
rollin for this XD
Red invents electricity and gets video games
>>703694177
Hamarabe lives!
Red becomes Communist and Blue is Capitalism.
>>703693809
rollorino
>>703694177
and there we have it
Rolling for sasha gray butt jpegs instead of the butts
>>703694095
rerolll
>>703694177
But Harambe is also stuck in the butts
sandworm from Beatlejuice Eats red super soldier and shits a new blue super sniper player
Harambe breeds with Goku to make the worlds strongest saiyan.
>>703694225
I concur
>>703694264
reroll
the ultra giganigga is summoned by the blue
>>703694341
reroll
>>703694236
helz yeh
>>703693809
rooooooolll
Yellow discover the joys of watersports and blast blue with piss
>>703694298
Rolling this
Also, new thread
>>703694382
reroll
yellow wins
the two teams finally go to war
>>703694400
YESESSYEYSYSYEYESYSEYSEYSEYSEYSEYESYSEYSEYES
>>703694057
With super sayian blue form.
Yellow kidnaps reds and forces them into slavery.
>>703694433
WINRAR
>>703694469
69 dubs, begin the war
Yellow gets high on marijuana
Earthquake on blue territory topples their biggest building and crushes one of their d00dz
Red gets blonde bimbo babes
>>703694433
My dubs cancels his dubs
>>703694469
check em, 69 dubs
>>703694529
>Super Harambe Blue
Yellow, blue, and red all get into an orgy. One generation later all thats left is orange, green and purple. Brown scum is outcast
>>703693745
Reroll
>>703694633
double dubs.
War starts
everyone on blue shits, pisses, and pukes themselves
>>703694177
>>703694244
>>703694433
Super sayian hamarabe randomly attacks the blue side.
Osama sends a blue with a suicide vest on a covert infiltration of blue
>>703694759
reroll
Can I just get a jpeg of squidward somewhere?
>>703694794
HEY. YOU DIDNT ACKNOWLEDGE MY DUBS.
WE DEMAND SUPER SAIYAN BLUE Son-Harambe!
>>703694816
Reroll
>>703694759
Blue gets flooded with shit and piss
The reds hold an election, and thus Hitler comes to power.
Super sayian blue Harambe
>>703694633
check em
also sasha gray jpegs instead of drawn butts
George Bush does air raid dropping dead Osama body parts killing Red super soldier
>>703694794
This will replace blue's dome.
Also the water is replaced with tentacle porn.
Putin kills red leader and takes over
>>703694940
I agree
>>703695142
Reroll
Green appears with their tree homes
Vegeta gets angry and jealous looking at Super Sayian Blue Harambe
>>703694794
Blue and red team up to form purple team to fight against the evil yellow gods
>>703695093
I DEMAND MY DOUBLE DUBS TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED.
HARAMBE BREEDS WITH GOKU CREATING THE STRONGEST SAIYAN OF ALL TIME. DO NOT ACT BLIND.
>>703694857
In a twist of events (even though you don't have dubs), Osama suicide bombs his side of the team.
>>703694978
>>703694940
And yes, you may.
>>703695295
Rol
Asses erupt allowing yellow to get unstuck
>>703694794
The grass on blue's side is being burned, slowly... and slowly... and slowly...
But then it turned out it was becoming lava!
Reds irrigate the water and use it to form cotton fields and start enslaving blue to work said fields.
>>703694633
OP, you forgot these dubs
Also rolling for sasha gray butt jpegs instead of drawn butts
>>703695394
WHY THE FUCK IS HE ON RED TEAM
>>703695394
All the soldiers on the red team are now are niggers.
>>703695468
He watches them, and gives messages to Blue.
>>703695455
WINRAR
this will replace the grass
and the red huts turn white allowing one KKK member every update to spawn in red team
>>703695399
Winrar
>>703695561
All the soldiers on the blue team are now quadriplegics
