>Yellowstone super volcano has just erupted >everyone
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>Yellowstone super volcano has just erupted
>everyone in America is dead
>rest of the world seems fine
how fucked are you?
Very fucked
if the caldera goes we're all fucked son
>>703680727
This
I live in the instant death zone, so I'll be ok
>>703680303
Keep talking, son. If that ever erupted the entire planet would be fucked.
>everyone in America is dead
>>703680303
Everyone cool is dead, so who cares what the rest of you fags are upto?
>>703680303
how will i ever mate with myself?!
>>703681078
Kek'd
>>703680854
kek
>>703680303
>be me
>in Georgia
>not sure if dead
Cool, no more student debt
Fucking great
lithuania
>>703680303
If by fine you mean being crushed to death by ashes or their lungs filling with ashes as they breathe in the cementing material. Or the whole global -40f weather
Chilling in superior.
>lake superior
>>703681282
Yeah fine
>>703681165
>trying to be kawaii
anon, i hope you are joking. they are SUCCEEDING
>>703680303
>mudslimes everywhere
>>703680303
>everyone in America is dead
best happening ever
>>703681347
Ehhh, they're getting there.
>>703680303
I'm pretty fucked, because I'm in europe, meaning I would survive.
Wyoming. Can someone tell me if i'm fucked or not?
>>703681613
You could alwase come on over it'll be fun
>>703681650
If ded = fucked, yes.
>>703680303
I'll probably be wondering why it's getting so dark. Otherwise I probably won't know about it until watching news.
>>703680727
jej I thought of Caldera from Morrowind
>>703681650
Well you live in Wyoming so you've been fucked
>>703681650
>everyone in America is dead
You good dawg
>>703681780
Same
i live in norther Michigan. am i fucked?
>>703680303
As in u.s.a.?
As north america?
Or americas?
>>703681078
Only correct fucking answer.
>>703681917
the ash cloud will cause a nuclear winter - our food distribution network cant handle that sort of stress. we'll all starve in a few months
>>703681780
I'd be willing to bet an eruption large enough to take out north america would be heard around the world.
>>703680303
I'm in fucking Idaho of course I'm going to die
Not that that's a bad thing or anything
If you live in Europe or the Middle East, you're Putin's bitch now. You become the grist that runs the rise of the 2nd Soviet empire. If you're Russian, you live like a king off the spoils of Europe.
If you're Japanese, you're probably in the process of being ethnically cleansed by the Chinese Red Army, except for your women who become "comfort women." The Chinese are likely to be extraordinarily cruel putting the rest of you to death with great relish.
If you're African or Latin/South American, your lives will continue to suck just as they always have. The only difference is there will be no money or welfare for your petty dictators or warlords because the rest of the world doesn't need you in the slightest anymore.
I would love to see a giant disaster occur. I have mad guns so Id be good to start taking over shit and oppressing people into make me a rich leader of post apocalyptic wasteland.
>>703680303
>The atmosphere is shrouded with an impenetrable layer of volcanic ash,
>Within 2 months >98% of all plant life has practically gone extinct.
>It domino effects up the entire food chain within the next 6 months, effectively killing off almost all life.
>Those (un)fortunate enough to have survive this long and force to strive on the bare minimum of food and water, living in misery, slowly going insane as to cope with the near extinction of humanity.
Kek, much rather have died brilliantly and instantly from a fiery blast than to continue living on this shit Earth without the world's greatest economy and superpower while eating literal shit to live until you die from depression.
>>703680303
Okay, I'm on the other side of Trump's wall.
ITT: idiots who have no idea what they're talking about
there will be considerable warning before it happens for starters you uneducated blithering morons
>>703682227
I'd take you up on that bet
>>703682339
Great relish lol
how about sweet relish?
>>703682686
>there will be considerable warning before it happens for starters you uneducated blithering morons
Warning prevents it from happening?
>>703682686
point being? we're still screwed
>>703682686
I have already accepted my fate and patiently wait for inevitable death.
>>703680303
I live in North Carolina, pretty sure I'd be well out of the danger zone.
Only thing to do is start breeding bipedal pack animals and giant arthropods, start wearing their chitin as armor, and found the city of New Balmora
I live in Alaska Im fine
>>703681998
America America
You mean america like USA or america like the continent?
>>703682112
Not if you know how to live off the land. I'm used to crazy cold winters, and there's always going to be insects that'll survive damn near anything short of the sun going super nova. I'm fine with eating bugs until I die of some weird disease.
>>703682746
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1883_eruption_of_Krakatoa
"The largest explosion, at 10:02 am, was so violent that it was heard 3,110 km (1,930 mi) away in Perth, Western Australia, and the Indian Ocean island of Rodrigues near Mauritius, 4,800 km (3,000 mi) away, where they were thought to be cannon fire from a nearby ship."
>>703682947
>everyone in America is dead
nope, you're fucked
>>703680303
Some americunts will be fine.. A few countries signed something to say they'll take on americunts if yellowstone goes off.
>>703683025
>>703681998
as in the only place on Earth with a name that is abbreviated to the singular, "America".
>>703683201
I'm surprised. I'd bet like 50 bucks aussies wouldn't hear it just in case I survive I can buy alcohol
Why don't we push it somewhere else?
We would be pretty safe if we were to push the volcano to the Pacific Ocean and drop it right in.
>>703683314
>>703683526
If a Mexican asked you to smuggle him into America and you just took his money and said "your welcome" you'd get punched in the neck
>>703683455
you would sacrafice japan and California just to save america?
>>703680303
of course the US doesn't have regular volcano's, they must have supervulcano's
fucking pricks
Umm I should be better off than 99.99% of people. I've studied a LOT of survival skills. Drop me anywhere on earth except Antartica and I could survive with nothing but the shirt on my back. I'm considering Special Ops as a career.
>>703683662
Cali is full of spics
>>703683662
Well we're gonna lose half of Cali anyway
>>703683526
Mislabeled.
You're referring to the Americas.
>>703683756
300 confirmed kills
>>703683822
Kek
>>703683728
Sorry that your volcanoes suck and don't qualify for super status?
>>703683634
Sweet, youre base a countries name off the intelligence of a mexican hahaha
>>703683662
Why not, we finally do what Fatman and Little Boy failed to do while also wiping the liberal scum from America.
I fail to see anything wrong with this
>>703683634
kek, i don't know m8, mexico is the country with more fat people in the world. i don't think that even with my help it'll jump the wall
>>703683662
No Japan = No anime
No anime = No weebs
And nobody cares about California BOOM problem solved
>>703683906
what the fuck are you saying
>>703683728
>>703683756
this fucking retard
>everyone in America is dead
>>703683994
I don't even think he knows
>>703680303
yeah
everyone's dead when it finally erupts
>>703683906
>>703680303
well I'm in america, so I guess I'm dead. I'm east coast though, so maybe there's a shot I survive. Pray some english speaking country will take me in as a refugee, I'd even settle for spain though it'd require me to dust off spanish I haven't used in like 15 years.
>>703683914
California is the only part of America worth saving
>>703680303
there would be a winter lasting over 6 years after the eruption (world wide). the us also makes most of the worlds food (fucking corns in everything man). you all would be dead within 3 easy no of you fags have thew skills to outlast that.
>>703684109
>Everyone in America is dead
>>703684152
>>703683662
>you would sacrifice California just to save america?
I'd sacrifice California to save a fart.
East Coast is fine. So long flyover states.
>>703680303
I live in the land of ben garrison, I'm fucked.
>>703683938
right, but what about all the porn trend that we find disgusting over here but in 10 years we will be doing as well?
without the japs we are back to the 1960's man. you don't like porn? what are you, a Mormon?
>volcano erupts
>jump into swimming pool with scuba gear and keep underwater while the lava passes over
>emerge when it's all over and look for other survivors
>>703684254
Why's it just a black picture?
Seems north fags can't read
>everyone in America is dead
>everyone in America is dead
>everyone in America is dead
The final fourth of July fireworks
>>703684354
Weird, I don't know. Here, I'll post another
>>703684303
That's pretty good actually. A few states take one for the team but that shit would literally Make America Great Again.
>>703684045
Well I live in Hawaii so Yellowstone isn't going to affect me you cunt.
>>703683212
>>703684045
>>703684229
>>703684384
oh no it's the hypothetical police
am I being hypothetically detained, officer?
>>703682962
if you're a kimo you were never fine.
What about Alaska
>>703684303
Looks like the face of harambes ghost
>>703684846
>>703684846
fuck off
usa is rich and can take care of itself so the rest of the world is fine
>>703680303
>implying hawaii, alaska, puerto rico, guam and so one are dead too
>>703684651
>everyone in America is dead
>everyone in America is dead
>everyone in America is dead
>everyone in America is dead
>everyone in America is dead
just like that, you get insta killed bruh
>>703681295
fuck you faggot the only thing superior about superior is its view of duluth
>>703680303
not at all
>for now
you didn't count the debris and the ash cloud you dumb fuck.
>>703684177
and all the nutty doomsday preppers are in america and gone kerboom anyways.
I could probably make it to Cuba before the ash got to me.
>>703683634
>you'd get punched in the neck
cuz they're all short?!
I would be happy!
Death to America!
Death to Israel!
Glory to The free World!
>>703684229
seriously dude, if an explosion is big enough to insta kill anyone within 2000 miles then the whole world is dead, I've got a shot if the world has a chance to survive.
>>703685100
>America
You retarted or some shit? Hawaii isn't even fucking close to the continental united States.
this thread sucks you're either 0% or 100% fucked what's the point
>>703685396
Israel isn't free it costs five shekels just to walk down the street
>>703684303
if only the rest of texas were inside that.
>>703685588
What ist ein sheckel
>>703682339
> the Chinese Red Army
We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our skills in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.
The Japs will all either be beheaded and then tortured, or sent to Detroit.
>>703680303
But it wont kill all of america
>>703684846
>>703685640
fuck you, look again.
>the wall will still be standing
Without the United States, the rest of the world won't last long anyway.
>>703683526
Man, you are retarded. You probably think the British isles arent a part of continental Europe.
>>703686282
you mad texasfag? You know there's nothing special about your shitty state, right?
>>703687366
i'm from ohio nigger
>TFW there isn't anything special about ohio
Ded
Itt: people dont realize the americans are the lucky ones who get to die immediately and mostly painlessly.
>>703680303
pro tip: if a terrorist set off a nuke 100 ft underground in yellowstone it'd actually erupt. dunno why they bothered with airplanes and twin towers. fucking mudslime plebs
>>703687611
ill trade you 2 mudslimes for your dubs.
>>703682424
People like you would last about five minutes. That is because you completely misunderstand what makes an Idi Amin, or Josef Stalin. That's why you are a neckbeard who stockpiles guns--that the gang who eventually rapes, tortures, and murders you for kicks (no TV and diminishing supply of hooch and cigarettes and all) are going to be very appreciative of--and talks about your zombie survival strategy online with other neckbeards, instead of a ruthless dictator whose rule is absolute. You see, Amin and Stalin didn't wait until the end of the world, making convoluted plans. They spent their lives in reality establishing the right contacts, fighting for the right causes, finding the correct allies and supporters, and that is why they were able to conquer and rule a piece of the real world, instead of some fantasy land. Do you have an army of fanatical warlords or commie cutthroats willing to kill and die for you? Of course not, and you never will. You'll at least always have /pol/ and/or /k/ though, so might as well kill yourself as soon as you realize that civilization has collapsed, and that rape gang is coming after your sweet soft ass.
>>703687611
if only iran knew about national geographic channel.
>>703683052
the chuck norris is strong in this one
More like only a few central states suffer sorta big death tolls. Being on the east coast, the insignificant dusting of ash we will get doesn't worry me.
>>703687611
>implying 'nuke' is like some hand grenade a kamakazi can just parachute down a hole to deliver. go back to canada.
>>703687611
>>703687699
trade confirmed.
>>703687722
HEY EVERYBODY! We got fucking JOSEF STALIN UP IN THIS BITCH!
JOSEF FUCKING STALIN RIGHT HERE!
>>703687611
geo doc here, confirmed. a blast that large underground could dislodge and displace the main chamber.
>>703684303
FUCK...Most of the south survives.
>>703687432
Dear god, I thought it couldn't get worse, you're literally from the only state worse than texas.
>>703688305
we used to have rubber, don't forget that.
>>703688053
yeah, but the excavation project required to get it there wouldn't exactly be subtle or unnoticed.
>>703687865
Well they are a little more complicated than a grenade, but I've played enough video games, and watched enough movies to know that they come in convenient suitcase sizes, and that any idiot can arm and disarm them. Might have to raise some stats first, or find some power-ups, but that's no problem, right? The 100ft hole would need to already be dug beforehand for some reason though, because who wants to dig a 100ft deep hole all by themselves? Even with a backhoe and shit that would just be too boring to be able to pull off.
>>703683025
it would fuck both
>>703688305
im from Indiana and i spit on people from OH
>>703688418
Cool
>>703688689
Sounds like an appropriate response
>>703682812
Underrated post.
>>703688689
Spitting on people from Ohio. That's funny.
Until you realize you're still from fucking Indiana.
>>703684316
you'll be boiled like a potato if you're lucky, most likely steamed like a ham if you aren't
>>703688689
Why? You're all Yankees, and therefore you're all rude, obnoxious assholes.
>>703684316
das not how lava works
>>703680303
Good bye faggots! It was nice knowing you, enjoy being China's fuck boys.
>>703689538
Goddamn them Yankee bastards
>>703681917
Whole world is fucked.
>>703689866
Psst...the Ozarks ain't never been part of Dixie, no matter what any faggot from Missourah may claim.
Anything we can do to make it go off? That would be nice.
>>703689538
My daddy always said buttsex was only gay when the nigger lovin Yankee faggots did it.
>>703680303
so, it somehow avoids Canada and skips to Alaska?
>>703690696
Duh! Interesting shit only happens in the Continental US, and I think sometimes in Hawaii. A lot of people, think a lot of things about Hawaii though.
> USA gone
> "rest of the world is fine"
lol. you're so naive.
>>703680303
[laughing in french]
>>703680303
in japan right now.... so yeah... need to learn japanese faster...
>>703684303
anyone else see a wankel?
>>703684296
>>703684254
>>703683938
>>703683760
Obvious retard faggots dont know that most of the US money is in cali. Do your homework, and stay in school kiddies.
>>703695438
California has in excess of $400 billion of debt. That's staggering when you consider total receipts are at $2.4 trillion.
The US is at $18 Trillion. We'd get along just fine without that shitho.. I mean, Cali.
