Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Fucking ban me, faggots.
I'm not waiting for a change
>>703677554
Boy he bout to do it!
Really Esdeath?
All's right with the world.
>For now.
Also >>703677777
>>703677775
I think he got banned
>>703677658
>>703677770
>>703677775
Hello
>>703677775
>off by two
Esdeath is mad because I grammar Nazi'd him.
Run, goodbye.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS6o7lKjLzg
>>703677919
Careful, he's going to try to kill you
>Ran-sama
>obvious sarcasm in case you can't tell
>>703677919
He doesn't even know how to delete thread.
>>703676730
I don't game that much anymore sadly, in fact I haven't been doing shit lately
>>703676807
I guess you could say I'm semi back now. I still don't post that much anyway.
So how're you?
>>703677199
Emotional Mugger and Feelin Kinda Free. A lot of other stuff too like Teens of Denial and Xiu Xiu
Ez choice
>>703677893
For implying animal abuse?
He's computer illiterate so he won't be able to ban evade.
>>703677916
Hey
>>703677917
Dammit.
>>703678102
I'm pretty sure I can slowly get a knife by the time he finishes his sentence. Or tries to.
>>703678144
How does he function?
Barely noticed thread shit itself. Siege is fun.
>>703678218
Yeah, these few posts are enough though. Enjoyed your summer?
I'm doing fine, got a scholarship and working hard in school. Long vacation for now. Posting here and there, happy days.
Post lewds.
>>703678561
>Karen with a fang.
It doesn't belong to you and you know it.
I hope my parents let me eat dinner tonight
>>703678726
Heretics can't be choosers.
>>703678605
but... I...
Okane-desu...
>>703678726
That's a good point.
I may or may not have stolen it.
How's it going?
>>703678837
But they're literally choosers
>>703678218
That sucks so what do you do in your free time instead?
>>703678241
Probably for the best for him. He hates criticism and won't realize he's in the wrong. This site isn't for him.
>>703678241
How are you doing tonight?
>>703678919
Shut the fuck up Karen, I wasn't asking you.
>>703679068
Rude as fuck
>>703679068
Kek, how dumb do you think I am? Try harder.
>>703679068
who were you asking?
>>703679224
That wasn't bait, I was just making a joke. I'll try harder next time.
WOKE UP QUICK AT ABOUT NOON
JUST THOUGHT I HAD TO BE IN COMPTON SOON
I GOTTA GET DRUNK BEFORE THE DAY BEGINS
BEFORE MY MOTHER STARTS BITCHIN ABOUT MY FRIENDS
>>703678605
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>>703678922
>This site isn't for him.
Well, not these threads.
>>703679001
Great, you?
>>703679068
Shut the fuck up, Shiro! You faggot! Fucking underage skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do. 'Cause all you do is fuckin' prance around /waifu/ talkin' about your fuckin' faggoty fairy Isshuukan Friends. I'll tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fuckin' anime and how their assholes work, all right? It makes me sick! And I - I - I fuckin' hope they fuckin' die of fag disease! Yeah
>>703679356
W-what..
What was the joke? I thought you went for a run?
Qott: What's everyone's favorite chip?
Lays barbecue or cheddar cheese.
>>703679432
I'm the skinny underage though
>>703679489
I'm sorry, I'm bad at jokes. I went to stretch then run, but wanted to check back in on thread.
I'll leave now...
>>703679356
Hello Shiro
>>703679375
I wasn't feeling very well earlier while I was eating so I took a nap. Feeling better now though. Plans for the evening?
>>703679544
Lightly salted potato chips. Brand is not very important
>>703679544
Probably pringles cheddar cheese or lays barbecue
Also claiming Felix
>>703679549
And, and speaking of... underage... faggots... I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fuckin' donkey-dick Mugi got so fuckin' freaked when I started talkin' about his "daddy." His Neanderthal, drunk dad put a dick in his mouth and splattered his friend all over the wall.
>>703679544
>Lays BBQ
My nigga.
>>703678218
>Emotional Mugger and Feelin Kinda Free.
The Tats has come to feed me with more good music.
I like Teens of Denial and Xiu Xiu a lot, but I feel like not being familiar with the original Twin Peaks soundtrack affects my enjoyment of the cover.
My favourite album from 2016 so far is still Nostalgia for Infinity.
>>703678833
don't you have things to do young man?
>>703679544
Red hot
All about that heat
>>703679544
Miss Vickie's Lime & black pepper or Ruffles all-dressed
>>703679699
Dude yeah I was pissed
>>703679068
Dude where did this come from?
>>703679544
Sour cream and the other two you mentioned
Quick claim and will be back in a few hours
>>703679606
That's fine, have a good run.
>>703679790
Got rid of aids?
>>703679929
No, aids got rid of me.
>>703679906
Hello Shinoa
>>703679642
Watch anime and post on 4chan
>>703679790
Red head spear lady
>>703679544
Kettle cooked, honey mustard.
>>703680016
You can't let them win like that, go back and fuck a gay dude right now!
>>703679746
>Nostalgia for Infinity
Aha, I liked that album. Probably wouldn't call it better than Ceres and Calypso in the Deep Time, but certainly far from their worst material.
>>703678922
Well I always enjoyed eating and sleeping
>>703679544
Doritos cool ranch or utz barbecue
Speaking of which I'm going to sleep
>>703680040
Sup alice
>>703680372
Night night
>>703680372
Night Tats
>>703680402
Smug
>>703680172
Wew
>>703680503
I love you I'm sorry for bullying you
Sorry for leaving so abruptly earlier, I had some shit happen
>>703680172
I didn't enjoy Hidden Lands and Warm Forever that much either, I have 2 listens on both of those and uncountable listens to the other 2.
>>703680621
No worries, dude.
>>703680372
Night.
>>703679544
Sour cream and onion or classic. I only eat them Lays nigga
>>703680859
Fugg
>>703680734
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L7Jt43hXAV4
>inb4 banned in your country
>>703680402
Smugga
>>703680668
What kind of shit? Spooky shit? Heavy shit? HARDCORE SHIT?
>>703680083
Hi.
>>703680106
I'll show them who's boss.
>>703681254
I'd rather not talk about it shit.
>>703681297
Hello Kyouko
>>703681503
Hello.
>>703681503
Makes sense, so whats good then?
>Also Sour cream an onion.
My nigga.
>>703681082
I'll give it a listen later, listening to some stuff with someone right now.
>>703681584
I don't think we've ever talked, have we?>>703681635
Over at a friends house, chilling.Her cats are cunts.
>You got gud taste my nigga
>>703678837
I have screenshots for when I switched, y'all can quit calling me a heretic now.
>Unless amount of time waiting to switch waifus =/= amount of time you will be called heretic.
>>703678919
Pretty annoyed because of some shit that happened yesterday.
>>703679068
>Giving a shit about heretic anons.
>>703679544
>Lays Barbecue.
Close, Kettle cooked mesquite barbecue.
>>703681910
>Cunt cats
Makes sense, my sister's old cat was a piece of shit, it would shit everywhere even though the dirty bastard knew how to use a litter box.
>We got some fantastic taste ^^
>>703680080
Watching anime is an important part of every evening. I was going to watch the new episode of New Game with someone tonight, but my evening got side tracked a bit
>>703680402
Not very much. playing some World of Warcraft
>>703681584
>
>>703681910
I don't think we did, aside little chit chat.
>>703681584
Holy shit that's cute
>>703681903
fuck
>>703681936
*from when I.
>Laura.
>>703680570
Ay, I was told to tell at you by esdeath. Seema he was banned
Fuck you man
>>703682137
shit
>>703682045
Luckily she got them declawed because they're fat fucks and inside cats, so they can't just walk up and shred your arms to pieces.
>What kind of pie do you like
>>703682114
So what's up then?
>>703682252
Pull it.
>>703682224
I didn't send the report of that's what you're accusing me of. Someone else took the bait
>>703682224
Rude.
>>703682252
Nigger
>>703682407
Not much, might play some League soon or something.
You?
>>703682407
D-don't say that man I-I'll do it!
>>703682129
>French girl gives up after the first round
>>703682594
Dew eet
>Ran-sama
>>703682407
Kek, my sister's cat was a lazy piece of shit too.
>I like Apple, Cherry, and Lemon Meringue.
>>703682081
you ever watch that old hobbit cartoon from the 70s?
>>703680668
Hey Galil-chan
Are we getting banned?
Japanese Moot is a fgt
>>703682681
Oh and Key Lime!
>>703682615
Kek Jeanne du Arc isn't a coward and shed be a fair fight for Saber if we were going off of lore. As far as I know Saber is better officially statwise (correct me if I'm wrong)
What's an abortion
>>703682832
Well obviously Sabre is better, Jeanne is french
>>703682563
Just watching some TV at my friends house, might order pizza.
>>703682594
Do it you filthy fucking Bong.
>>703682681
Mine is active and nice.
Im seeing a pattern here.
>Apple is fucking great, cherry is pretty good but I can't stand eating very much of it and never had lemon meringue
>Pecan a best though
>>703682730
Felix!
>No lewding, I'm at a friends house
>>703682743
>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
>>703683134
>Filename
Thanks
>I was asking Kyouko cause I'm pretty sure he plays Fate GO more than me to know
>>703683358
>Pecan is pretty gud.
It seems the more active cats/less lazy bastards are much nicer and more fun to be around. Kek.
>>703682594
You won't, no balls.
>>703682658
>>703683358
The day has come where I am hated.
Goodbye, /waifu/, I'm leaving.
>>703683640
>
RIP
>>703683640
The threads just aren't what they used to be
>>703683640
It's not that i hate you, i just want you to kill yourself
Actually, that doesn't sound better at all
>Ran-sama
my husbando
>>703683788
Yo, haven't seen you in a bit. How's it hanging?
>>703683640
Karen's dead. I just... fuck.
>>703683640
Aww...
>>703683893
It's been aight.
Tired of classes already, and it's only 3 weeks in.
Currently been awake for ~30hrs so feeling pretty shit.
How're you?
>>703683955
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was waifu with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Mai, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
>>703683640
maybey we will meet somewhere else.
>>703683640
No one liked you anyways.
>>703683358
>no lewding
But that's no fun, Galil
>>703684143
I didn't have this copypasta thanks
Hai
>>703684245
Rude, waffle.
>>703684329
Its best girl Meowmel
>>703683640
Fucking finally
>>703683617
Interesting isn't it?This isn't true for any other animals I know of.
>>703684291
I swear to God I'll leave the damn thread Felix
>>703684329
good tsundere
>>703684103
Yeah? Remind me what you're taking? It's been a really long time since we talked.
You gonna turn in soon?
I've been good. Scholarship and friends being the highlights of my life. I'd say I'm doing pretty good these days.
>>703684536
I'm just kidding, calm down
>>703684401
Quiet blueberry.
>>703684401
I didn't expect Mami to look so good in this outfit.
Claiming Felix
Just finished classes. I'm driving for half an hour and I'll join ya
Tristana claimed
>>703683640
I still love you Karen desu.
>>703677916
Extremely slow, but hi.
>>703684536
Yeah its weird, but hey, an active cat means a mouseless house ^^
>>703684876
have a safe drive young yordle
Claiming Nico
>>703682690
How are you doing tonight, Kyoukutie?
>>703684964
How are you doing tonight?
>pets the Shizuru
>>703684726
>remind me me what you're taking?
History major, just always kinda hated the whole, get up and go to class thing.
>it's been a long time since we talked
Yeah, I pop into these threads here and there, but a lot of the time I'm busy doing shit, so it makes sense that we haven't spoke in a bit
>you gonna turn in soon?
Probs nah, I got a critique for a photo class I'm taking due tomorrow and I still need to print literally all my photos
>>703685127
I'm good, what about you?
>>703685136
Shit, forgot to put a pic to identify myself
>Jesus I'm tired, lol
>>703685102
qt claim 2
>>703684964
Do you still love me?
>>703685005
Will do
ETA 40 min
>>703684794
So what's up man?
>>703684874
Wot
>>703684876
Drive safe Tris
>>703684998
We don't really have mice here in Texas.
>>703684726
I knew you didn't have the balls, you're a Yuropeen
>>703684824
Blueberry is good, better than a plain waffle, for sure.
>>703684830
Pretty much the reason I saved the pic. Something unique about her with that expression.
Can anybody please tell me why the world hates me
Real late claim
>>703685421
We have a shit ton of field mice here in Potato. Which why its nice to have a cat.
>>703685402
FAGGOT
>>703685427
Just become a nihilist and you won't care about the petty feelings of others
>>703685102
>>703685092
Hi Miho. What's up?
>>703685127
I'm pretty good. How about you?
>>703685402
Probably, not aware anyone has pissed me off here enough to warrant a change in that status.
Just to be sure though, who is me?
>>703685421
Nothing really, just playing metal gear rising right now
And don't listen to the other felix
I'm not gonna use that as my claiming picture for a while now
>>703685192
A bit sore, but otherwise doing well I guess. Feeling better after a nap and some food. That image makes me chuckle a little.
>>703685763
See above. You got any plans for this evening Shizu?
>rattle rattle
>>703685499
:(
>>703685763
bully
>>703685875
>>703685136
Ah alright, laziness. Nothing new to me.
Yeah dude I feel you, studies come first, are you enjoying it at least? Doing well in class?
Got the photos ready at least? Just coming in here while you do it?
>>703685627
It's a meme you weren't here for, he does this several times a thread.
>>703685453
Hey Rory
>Cutest image
>>703685427
There probably wasn't even any reason. Just picked you at random.
>>703685763
Nothing much. You?
>>703685875
Nope, not really. Just being lazy.
>>703685886
Well in that case, most of the time.
I love Sachi, not furry-chan.
>>703686061
Nothing really. Just being lazy.
>>703685929
>do you enjoy class?
Well yeah, I like what I study and I'm always interested in doing it, but I just struggle to find the motivation to actually drag my ass there.
>got the photos ready?
Ye, I've had them taken/scanned (shooting on 120 film) for a while now, just need to actually go into the print lab and make them.
I'm just a lazy prick who doesn't want to do it because it takes like ~20min per print
>it's a meme
Welp, my advice still applies
>>703686291
Why don't you love furry-chan?
>>703686291
Sounds fun.
>>703685490
How many times a week do you normally eat potatoes?
>>703685788
>TFW never played any Metal Gear games except like 20 minutes of the demo for V
I'll make a note of that.
>>703686399
Stale.
>>703686496
But furry
>>703686291
That can be good. I got a nap in earlier so I'll probably be up later than is really good for me
>>703686572
Furry, yes. Funny, no.
>>703685788
>metal gear rising
>>703686486
Four times a week usually, mashed potatoes, french fries, potato bread. Different kinds of potato based stuff.
>>703686795
Nice feet, yes
>>703686386
What year are you?
What time is it over there? Are you gonna do it eventually or procrastinate it till before the class, kek?
oh, I guess it does!
>>703686959
No. Sachi's feet are better. Sachi is much better than trans furry thing.
>>703686995
I'm in my last year of uni.
And it's 19:31 here (US central time)
And ye, nihilism is always useful advice, lol
>>703686900
>Only 4 times
I eat more potatoes than that though.
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