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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>703637604
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Eru Claim
>>703653593
Kinda like that.
>>703655889
Slow thread is slow.
>>703653519
I return with the supplies!
Tomorrow, I bake a devil's food cake with purple frosting and blue accents, its gonna look nice!
>>703657067
I didnt say it was im just doing it slow and being lazy
Claiming Felix
>>703657504
>>703656913 [esdeath]
do you ever put funny stuff in his food?
>>703657598
>
>>703657721
no but that would be funny
>>703657721
>>703657934
hey queen
tick tock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OqUYgiQmnY
DOTT: you all have to watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktp5Sh5lWok
>>703658029
oh i yuno how are you?
>>703658183
i just started posting
coincedence?
how are you man?
>>703657934
yup haha
>>703658029
what's up
>>703658183
>
>>703658343
Heya
>>703658335
>Shilling your own video
Nice try
>>703658506
>
I'm such a Chad
Today I told this girl to give me the succ.
I said it exactly like this "cmon bby giv me the succ"
Result of my Chadness, she bitch-slapped me and called me a pillock
>>703658335
>>703658506
>>703658623
>>703658699
all this akame ga kill
>>703658335
>watching
im doing okay. feeling pretty me~ish
yourself?
>>703658506
doing some homework.
feeling extremely bored
yourself
>>703658623
hey.
morning?
>>703658844
Yeah the emo underage infestation has almost completely taken over.
Claiming Yuuki
>>703658623
>
>>703658889
about to play arams with my buddy. Homework for what classes?
>>703658998
>emo
Leone is like the least edgy character
>>703659116
hey whats up man?
>>703659198
ah sounds fun.
its for physics phylosophy. eh i dont really know the real english translation
its pretty cool but kinda hard
>>703659198
>>703659441
I'm good, just working on some homework. You?
>>703658889
Its afternoon here
>>703659116
How are ya cutie?
>>703659198
That's the akame I know~
>>703659604
I HATE PROGRAMMING GOD DAMMIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
How are you?
>>703658889
is meish good or bad? I hope good
>>703658998
all I heard was I didnt like it so its for emos
>>703659271
hes just a fag
>>703659604
Hey Yuno!
I'm about to start drinking again
>>703659696
Post lewds
Back from nap.
>>703657504
Chefbro
>>703658329
Hey Galko
>>703659828
I do not lewd the waifu
>Who even is this ;w;
>>703659860
>pats the kitty
>>703659770
It is what it is
Woke up, had cold mcnuggies, eh coulda been better
>>703659812
This early?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAf_grWBscw
>>703659584
same. it seems like you are having a bad time as well
>>703659604
oh i was just guessing
having a good day?
>>703659696
hey alice
how are you?
>>703659773
its not that good, but i will survive
enjoyed your day off?
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>703659860
Good morning. Again.
>>703659116
Yuuki~ ^^
How goes the homework?
>>703659983
>cold mcnuggies
Why do you hate yourself
>>703660025
Yeah haha, I'm just frustrated. My program isn't working correctly.
>>703659860
Lovely lady spotted. Still doesn't sound as good as lovely eyepatch lady, but it will suffice.
>>703660094
Hey there.
>>703659441
Sounds like an interesting class
>>703659562
aha nice one
>>703659604
>
>>703660094
It's going, stuck at the moment.
>>703660025
mah just doing my days cleanings and dutys my list was shorter today
>>703659983
Only light drinking. Later tonight I'll fuck my shit up.
Right now I got some wine
>>703660025
I wish my mcnuggies were warmer
>>703660130
I woke up late! Mum brought them but I was still asleep!
>>703660142
Cutie jammies~
>>703660094
oh shit sa80/l96
>>703660025
Hello Yuno, about to go eat food. Just popping in before going to do that
>>703660263
No microwave? You could throw them in the oven for a few minutes.
>>703660262
I never had wine
>>703659938
Hello Alice.
>>703660031
Thank you, Master.
>>703660137
Shhh. Hi Shiro.
>>703660357
I.... didn't think about that..
>>703660262
>>703660378
It can be good. Later I'm having white liquor.
>>703660459
>
>10 facts of Esdeath
>Obvious fucking facts if you watched the series
I ALREADY KNOW THIS SHIT
>>703660137
Hi ^^
>>703660245
Stuck eh? Been there.
>Math is a bitch
>>703660288
Yep, L85A1, the best raifu.
>>703660569
I'm saving my stuff for the weekend
>>703660130
oh that sucks. Maybe take a short break, it will maybe clear your mind and you can look at it from a different angle
>>703660137
hey there
>>703660142
it really is, and the prof is a great guy too.
we wasted about 30 mins of him ranting about how different each organism perceives the world and which is the real one
was fun
>>703660247
oh, thats kinda good right?
anything fun planned you wanna do today?
>>703660263
oh rip
cold nuggies are the worst
how about some warm huggies?
>>703660293
oh okay well have a good meal
what you gonna eat?
>>703660438
You see, this is why I'm here. Although microwaved food is generally pretty shitty.
>>703660577
I fixed it, sort of! I'm adding a way for the user to look around with a mouse, but set the speed to a value such that any movement causes it to spin forever at high speeds
>>703660697
See the second part of >>703660707
It's due tomorrow, so I need to get it done :/
>>703660570
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>703660428
You kept me up and went off for a nap.
>>703660570
well accept her waist size but I knew that
>>703660697
play my new game battlefleet gothic
>>703660428
How're you today? Nap well?
>>703660577
How're you doing on this fine day, you cute raifu?
>>703660697
Hello. How're you?
>>703660697
I would love that!
>>703660707
That's why I never think about it
>>703660874
I ALREADY KNEW HER BUST SIZE
>>703660707
Wew, I hate when that happens.
>Mfw move mouse a single cm, spin 420 degrees.
>>703660902
I'm doing pretty well, I'm about to start up some Insurgency. How bout you?
>>703657163
>>703659938
Post lewds
>>703661133
3x dubs command
>>703660263
ty qt
>>703660697
yeah it's all about what kind of teacher you get in those classes
>>703660990
One of my favorite things to do it set my mouse DPI as high as possible, then going into CSGO and turn the in game mouse sensitivity and acceleration up as high as possible. Aiming and turning is now impossible.
>>703660846
>causes it to spin forever at high speeds
thats pretty crazy kek, good luck with that
thats rough though, all nighter?
>>703660874
oh yea i have seen a lot of people play that recently is it a lot of fun?
>>703660902
im doing okay. could be better
homework is a bitch
yourself?
>>703660938
cm'here then
>>703661268
exactly.
my german prof this year is a total nazi
i guess it kinda fits but she treats us like jews in Auschwitz
>>703659938
>>703661379
I hope not, I have class at 8am tomorrow
>>703660990
I'm doing pretty good. Adding about 10 more albums to backlog today already, fun times.
>>703661379
See above.
>>703660864
Eh? Why would you stay up for me?
I'm sorry.
>>703660902
Feeling better after the nap. How about you?
>>703661270
I think I did that once but I had to stop because I felt sick. Kek.
>>703661525
Nice. Meanwhile in Insurgency
>Pic Related
I have an L85 and I'm top fragging, I feel really good.
>Insurgency is a bit hard because its REALLY realistic.
>>703660664
I might get slutty again later. But I'll be extradrunk from the white liquor
>>703661485
join the club
wanna join the suicide brigade as well?
>>703661525
damn thats a lot.
thats a pretty busy day already
any plans later today?
>>703661671
I only do it if I'm just messing around in a jailbreak server or something
>>703661834
Not particularly
>>703659895
Hello.
>>703661268
Wierd seeing akame in white
>>703661379
Daww <3 thank ya, I needed that
>>703661704
Ho ho ho my~
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>703661569
To be fair, i spent that time learning Wargame instead of just falling asleep.
>>703660938
Because you so silly!
>>703657655
>
>>703659895
Former old man pleaser :^)
>>703661379
yeah giant ships blowing up other giantships is always fun
>>703661417
do me
>>703661379
heil professor
>>703662000
old school akame
>>703662134
No u!
>>703662028
Oh. So you're just playing me for staying up too late? Well if you want too. Lol
>>703662000
Extradrunk means extraslutty~
>>703662258
Ah shit, need to give zero a read
>>703662289
NO U!
>>703661974
Hey there. Finally got around to listening to The Bends. 4/4 for me, that was a really good album. Downloaded a lot of their other albums, pretty excited to hear them.
Well, how're you today?
>>703661834
It's not that busy.
Nope, no plans.
>>703662503
nice feet
>>703662396
I'll be waiting~
>>703662421
>>703662421
NOO UUUUUUUUU
*Cranks dat soulja boy internally*
>>703661974
Doing good?
>>703662180
You mother fucker :^)
>Old lady
>See above
>>703662539
>>703662503
Sachii
>>703661923
meh i will just hang myself with some other blokes then
>>703662000
any time friend
hows the extreme hardcore mode halo 1-4 playthrough going?
>>703662187
should i try it? sounds pretty cool
could you give it a quick ?/10 rating
>>703662258
i really want to greet her with a salute and a right arm but i dont wanna get on her badside
since german is a bullshit completely subjective class this year
>>703662452
oh. I mean 10 albums is a lot of listening
just being a neet? thats pretty great
>>703662568
Wew~
>>703661923
That sounds like fun, kek. I wish Insurgency had that kinda cool game mode, but its mostly just combat n shit, which is SUPER fun still.
>Mfw clear out 15 enemies and blow up the cache all by myself.
![Syndra [196].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [196].jpg")
>>703662308
Its still partially your fault.
>>703662571
So old lady pleaser?
>>703662187
>>703662568
NOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>cranks dat soulja boy externally
>>703662717
No! Don't do that!!
>>703662768
I have Insurgency but haven't played the actual game yet. I have that Day of Infamy mod someone made
>>703662503
Fuck you Furry-chan.
<3
>>703662813
That's fine. So now that i'm here, you're going to bed, right?
IN MY HEEEEAAAAAD, THERES AN ENDLESS WAR
STARING AT THE ONES I HATE AND NOBODY KNOWS HOW WRONG THEY ARE
IN MY HEEEEAAAAAD, I WOULD MAKE YOU FALL
STARING AT THE ONES I HATE AND I REALLY CANT WAIT TO KILL YOU ALL
>>703662874
KEK
E
K
>>703662896
The only good thing that came out from that piece of shit
>>703662940
I thought you were not going to bully mr if i posted 23.jpg :^)
<3
>>703662717
I believe I already have like 50-60 albums on my backlog, so if you can't tell, I don't care how much I have to listen too. And hey, I love finding new music, so I wouldn't consider it being busy at all.
>>703661569
Just downloading a lot of music. Should also listen to some music.
>>703662571
Just got into work. Muffin making time.
>find an old lady that looks this good
>>703663016
Truly a one hit wonder. Does he even make music still?
>>703662717
7/10 its really fun but hard to learn and get used to alot of micro management
>>703662874
you want to die?
![Syndra [177].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mQkNTpj.jpg "Syndra [177].jpg")
>>703662940
Unfortunately.
But i still have some time untill thing quiet down a little bit more.
>>703657163
This thread
>>703662406
yes you must
>>703662717
yeah that would probably not be a wise thing to do
>>703663138
Doubt it, got ALOT of shit for talking shit about the army
>>703663016
I think I'm cracking into the white liquor now~
>>703662503
This meme is shit and so are you.
>>703662813
>REEEEEEEE
kek
>>703663132
Have fun!
>Are you implying I don't look good?
>>703663285
Well, this is 'MURICA we're talking about. I'm sure a lot of people hated him after that.
>>703663140
I'd rape your waifu.
>>703663284
Alrighty! I hope chelsea is in it
>>703663406
Oh boy here we go!
>>703663428
Pretty sure his "career" ended right there
>>703663047
Shh. I'm just going to bully you whenever i feel like it, furry-chan.
>>703663201
I see i see. Why were you waiting for me?
>>703663140
Show me your dick
>>703662452
Nice. I'm alright.
>>703663546
that's pretty rood
>>703662896
it was nothing but a prank
you fell right into it
>>703662950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
honestly thought it was this for a sec
>>703663049
it is probably me since i cant listen to music and do something else that needs some sort of concentration
whenever i need to listen to a new album i kinda just need to sit down and let it come over me
>>703663140
thats decent enough,
>i liked that edit
i like challenging games im gonna look into it
>>703663284
why are all the fun things so bad for one
i just want to tell her arbeit macht frei whenever i turn in my next homework assignment
>>703663608
But you love it, don't you?
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>703663417
Or just my pleaser?
>>703663546
No, im just trying to find something to blame.
>>703663428
Army a shit anyway
>>703663535
But you know what, he probably made more money than I'll make, so good for him. I'm not a fan of club music, but damn that song has a good beat.
>>703663636
I've been tricked! Bamboozled! Smeckledorfed!
>>703663535
I might even show you some lewd~
>>703662187
>>703663140
Couldn't resist.
>>703663739
Galil is realistically a shitty gun
Ak47 > Galil
>>703663729
I know. Was just trying to get a fun answer out of you.
Calamity-masu'd
>>703663417
Yes. I am :^)
And I always have fun at work. Even when I dont.
>>703662896
Oh cool ^^ Insurgency is really fun if you like FPS
>>703662950
Galil!
>>703663832
You must be retarded.
Lilly Claimed before the thread dies
>>703663748
That is the sour part, he has money but what good is that money if you're hated
>>703663788
Wew laddie, hurry up and get drunk!
>>703663535
Yeah she's in it fairly early
>>703663636
I mean it's just a fact, you shouldn't get too much trouble for this one
>>703663832
Name one advantage of the "AK47" (kek)
>>703664012
Privyet Eru, how's it going?
>>703664196
Cheap and plentiful
Reliable too
>>703664115
Buying stuff just to spite the haters
>>703664155
That's all I needed to hear babycakes~ I miss her so
Ooo! And Bulat! Dat handsome hunk~
>>703664382
Kinda sounds like something I would do
![Syndra [147].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8uDDdsN.jpg "Syndra [147].jpg"){kind=small}
>>703663914
Do not bully your master like that.
>>703663451
you try to hold esdeath down but she is stronger and lifts you off. she press you to the floor you wimpier in pain as she digs her nails into your wrists. she moans with pleasure and starts freezing your arms. she rips your arms off after they are weakened by the ice. she gets off you and cuts your legs off with her sword, you lie on the round in immense pain crying like a baby. she lowers her self onto you and puts her ass cheeks around your motha nd her pussy lips over your nose. you are forced to lie thier bleeding out while suffocating on her wet pussy juice and smelly farts, the end.
>>703663592
its to small I cant find it
>>703663636
im shit at it so far kek
>>703663789
thats better thank you
>>703663729
No
>>703664007
You bitch :^)
>Thats a good image love the art
Well good thing you're doing something you enjoy
>I've even considered being a cook in the Navy
>>703664488
I would absolutely do the same thing lol.
>>703664196
I'm doing well in Siege and I modded the M4 to look like the L85, so it makes me happy.
>And for some reason more accurate
Kek.
>>703664365
>Cheap
Nyet
>Plentiful
Nyet
>Reliable
Nyet
Im going to assume you meant the AKM however.
>Cheap
Real Russian AKMs are actually very expensive
>Plentiful
Maybe in Iraq
>Reliable
Galil is more reliable.
>>703664512
That's creepy as fuck Esdeath.
>>703663748
>Smeckledorfed!
kek wtf, guess my vocabulary increases by the day im on here
>>703664155
yea but... you know what it means right?
i dont think she will appreciate it.
fuck it im doing it
>>703664512
its an RTS right?
you bad at these in general or just new to them?
>>703664495
Heheh... Yes, Master.
>>703664696
Kinda already do that with my dakis, I know someone who despises having a daki, triggering them is fun!
>>703663789
>>703662874
>>703660850
>>703659562
>>703661417
Is this going to be the new pregnancy test meme?
>Captcha was Street sign.
>Said Edgewood Blvd.
What does it mean?
>>703663636
Yea, I can usually listen to music easily.
>>703664785
Lol it's a Spongebob reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F0JcVVFSvU
>>703664822
I wonder if my parents walk into my room, look at my shelf of figures and manga and shake their heads
>Yuuki
>>703664785
im bad at them im simple minded and only good at fps
>>703664756
but hot right?
>all of that off the to of my head I need to wright storys
>esdeath
>>703664746
Once I get a PC I'll probably get Siege, how good of a PC do you need for it?
>Hope there's a Galil mod once I get it
>>703665242
No, that was not hot.
>Galil
