>2016
>Americunts still use knobs instead of door handles
What's wrong with a door knob?
>>703642419
OP has knobs on his mind, like always
>>703642419
>2016
>he can't work a door
LOOOOOOL
>>703642419
Fam they build houses out of fucking wood, only drive automatics and worship a coal burner with ass implants.
Why are you surprised?
>>703643105
> build houses out of fucking wood
we have trees... lumber is cheap
>>703642613
What are these screenshots from?
>>703642419
>entry doors to most homes open inward
'MURCA
>>703643344
It also falls down very easily.
And burns.
And can be broken through.
And is just inferior in about every way lmao
>>703642419
Bait .. I know... but.
You do know door knobs are not allowed in public buildings in the USA? Right?
of course you did...
>>703643662
Wait, yours open outward?
The fuck is that about?
>>703642419
Wait, how the hell do you open a door in America?
You pull on that egg thing? Or push until you hear a click?
>>703643807
Must be shitty being this retarded.
>>703643344
Everyone has trees you stupid shit
You have mud in your backyard, should you build your house with it ?
>>703643876
Yeah I'm not doing too well tbh
>>703643662
Do you enjoy having to step back or to the side to get into your home? Have fun while I walk throughout the doorway unimpeded like a bosd
>>703643750
>Wait, yours open outward?
in the rest of the world, yes
>The fuck is that about?
it's safer...?
You can pick a handle or a knob at the hardware store you fucking retard
>>703643895
Europe looks like a barren wasteland compared to America fam
>>703644261
>it's safer
How?
>>703644257
enjoy getting your front door kicked in
>square root of 4064256
>Americunts still use lotion instead of foreskin
>>703644359
Your door can be kicked in no matter what direction it opens you fucking moron
>>703644257
>having to step back or to the side to get into your home
Yeah, got to be carefull, don't want americans to get too much exercise
>>703644308
>Pic unrelated
What a pathetic troll thread
>>703643696
As opposed to brick? Nah m8 wood is stronger especially durring storms and eathquakes. My grandparents house was built in the 1800's out of wood.
>>703642419
ITT people find the smallest shit to complain about in a world with the Internet and antibiotics
>>703644485
>>703644449
European Doors can't be kicked in because they are too secure you fucking Fagott
>>703644518
America was founded in the late 1700s
Must of these are much older than when the first European stepped on American soil
>>703644359
>might get robbed
>I know I'll turn my door hinges around that'll deter them
Because when they kick your door in they definitely arent trying to break it
Enjoy those extra costs on home repairs at least when we get robbed our doors are fine
>>703644308
Yeah well we don't have to relocate 20 billion people every time we are hit by hurricanes
>>703644622
Um no.
>>703644449
are you actually denying that it's easier to kick in the door if it opens inward?
>>703644485
savage
>>703644518
Muh useless stone buildings
>>703644623
exactly
>>703644710
It really depends on your door frame you autist
>>703644710
>being this stupid
That isn't what he said at asll, he said it's just gonna happen anyway
Bro do you even strawman?
>>703642419
Sorry that we don't use lotion because we're not cucks who need to be pampered and soft handed
>>703644779
Imagine you having a vault. Now imagine it opening inwards.
WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT
>>703644623
>Must of these are much older than when the first European stepped on American soil
And they still stand today, unlike someones towers
>>703644485
Rather be fat than autistic least fat can be fixed.....
>>703642419
Locksmith and member of ALOA here to set you retards straight
We use lever handles. ADA compliant (Americans with disabilities act), and nobody gives a shit if your door opens inwards or not. If it has a deadbolt with a reinforced strike, you aren't kicking shit down.
Any other questions?
>>703642419
My dog can open doors with handles, we use knobs to stop her from going where she's not supposed to go
>>703644842
>he said it's just gonna happen anyway
oh ok. great argument you fucking retard.
>>703644261
I'm in the uk. All our doors are inward because we're not brutes.
Also yeah, sounds super awkward
>>703644308
The entire continent is wasteland
Nigga we have canals older than the usa
>>703644560
Rightyyyyyyyy
That's why hurricanes fuck your major cities every year right?
FOR REAL THOUGH WHY DO YOU MAKE HOUSES ON STILTS WITH WEIRD CRAWL SPACES UNDERNEATH?
WHY DO YOU HAVE WALLS WITH MASSIVE GAPS INSIDE?
WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR LETTERS PUT IN A LITTLE BOX IN YOUR FRONT GARDEN NOT JUST PUT INTO YOUR ACTUAL HOUSE?
WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE LETTERBOXES?
WHY ARE YOUR SEWAGE SYSTEMS SO SHIT YOU CANT EVEN FLUSH TOILET PAPER?
WHYYY
>>703642419
>lotion
you a chick or just jerk off a lot?
>>703644908
A vault isn't a front door. Nobody can kick a vault door in. Stop reaching, there's no cocks within your grasp
>>703642961
Fuck off newfag
>>703644915
Were they hit with airplanes and controlled demolition? You fucking sperg
>>703645004
Yeah it actually is in this circumstance, it's almost like your trying to be stu...... Well shit ya got me Mr troll
>>703644641
We don't either. I don't even think there that many people who live on this planet
>>703644261
No they don't retard, they open inward.
>>703645058
>Implying a front door can be kicked in easily
>>703645035
an inward opening door is bad for fire safety, if people are clumping up to get out of the house, the door wont open inward.
>>703644950
Shirley even a locksmith understands a door is harder to kick in when there's a door frame behind it?
>>703645185
Americucks BTFO
>>703644641
Niggers aren't people. And they relocated themselves
>>703644934
>autistic for having a door that opens inwards
you're the autist here, my friend..
>>703644641
>20 billion
>In a country of 350 million
>In a world of 7billion
I mean I knew you eurofags were retarded but this is a whole new level
>>703645185
Why won't it?
Just move aside and open it
>>703645035
You're literally a retard
>>703645184
It depends on the door frame. Nobody said easily you retard.
>>703645320
Great reply man thanks for the help
>>703645242
>frame behind a door
wot
>>703644989
>we use knobs to stop her from going where she's not supposed to go
We use proper training and handling
>>703645403
Any time chuckles
>>703644359
Dude my door is reinforced metal. Have fun kicking it.
>>703645185
point made.
but not for houses, for shopping malls and such, where masses of people are
>>703645141
>>703645318
>taking hyperbole literally
THEY DO IT TO THEMSELVES
>>703644518
Explain why I would want any of those things.
>>703645242
Obviously, that's why you use a reinforced strike.
>hinges on outside
so secure.
>>703643609
roots
>>703643696
that's the idea with american houses
it's a dangerous country, so you can either build really cheap houses that are quick to replace, buy, and fast to set up, or build expensive houses that are strong, resistant to earthquakes, floods, tornadoes and general american weather. it's much better to do the first, because the second produces houses that aren't cheap enough for the average person to afford.
in england, we make houses out of bricks, because we have clay up the wazoo in this fuckhole, and there's not much chance of a tornado or an earthquake big enough to damage buildings.
>>703642419
If Jurassic Park had those. The raptors couldnt open the doors
>>703645185
Right, and then you'll get crushed under the huge stampede of hundreds and hundreds of panicked people trying to get out of your house.
>>703645319
>Being this retarded
>>703645629
Based Brit thank You for ending this
>>703645544
>Hinges visible at all
Only in america
>>703645533
That won't stop your weak wooden door frame from busting
>>703645544
Locksmith says:
Use a fucking security hinge, retard.
>>703645815
if the door opens out how tf is the hinge not visble? post a pic fgt
>>703642419
>2016
>claim you still hold sway over the world centuries after fading into total obscurity
>needing a mechanism designed to help handicap patients to use doors normally
>at least the US is fat and stupid
>tfw you're like a spiteful step parent that can't stand their child is more successful than you, so you spread rumors about them so they have no friends
>tfw America is just so fucking good, people are still forced to be friends with them
>Britbongs can't even stand themselves
>cuck fetishists openly roam the streets not so secretly hoping that a group of refugees will haram their butthole
>2016
>still thinking you matter
Nice bait.
4chan will argue over anything
I love this place
>>703645893
that changes nothing.
why do they have the doorknob in the center?
>>703645855
It will if the screws are ran into the stud opening of the door frame, lol.
This is my job. I do this all day. I see this all the time.
>>703644449
In large venues it's more about avoiding people getting crushed in an emergency.
>>703646031
holy fuck, are you actually this retarded?
>>703646030
I agree.
>>703646031
If you take the pin out, or even cut off the visible part of the hinge, it's still interlocked.
any other questions?
>europeans still use these things
lmfao what the fuck who wants to waste time using one of these ancient creations? Lol enjoy freezing your ass cheeks off while i release my bowels in my comfy diapy in bed. Fucking hethen europoors lmao cant afford diapers smh
>>703645629
Wait so what your saying is Americans don't build brick houses, because they have these weather risks and they might get damaged. Also cheap.
But we in the uk don't, yet we do build them from brick. And people still have homes.
I'm not sure this logic works.
Basically you're saying poor people are happy to buy jumped up caravans because cheap? And it's cool they get trashed within 5 years because cheap?
Why not just build houses that don't fall over?
>>703645666
Explain
Strokefag here. Handles are objectively superior to knobs, especially if you can't rotate your left wrist. Shout out to handles.
>>703644359
>>703644622
What is this a fucking 1980's action movie? A robber will rob you regardless as to whether or not they can kick a door in. Even so, if they were to kick our door in and try to rob us at least we'd have guns to defend ourselves unlike Eurocucks.
>>703645980
>"so you spread rumors about them so they have no friends"
>makes insane shit up
Have you ever even been to the UK?
>>703644261
Nice bait, faggot
>>703642961
Lel dafuq this newfag doin here
>>703642419
We get pussy so our hands aren't lubed from jacking off all the time.
>>703646252
Imagine a crowd filling a room with the door opening inwards. How tf will they move aside to open a door?
>>703643662
a door that opens out can be pryed open easy. a door opening inward can be reinforcec
>>703644359
I have bars on doors and windows bitch!
>>703642419
most americans dont walk around with cum dripping from their hands so its okay.
>>703646429
Get lost faggot
>>703646536
You don't need lube when you don't have a mutilated dick
>>703646378
Have you ever been to the US?
>>703642419
have fun with your kids gouging their eyes out
I went to the US last year, couldn't open a single door.
Had to sleep in the hallway of my hotel because of those twisty thing knobs
>>703646378
>has mummy pay to visit other countries around the world
Privileged much?
>>703644359
>implying an american cant just shoot an intruder
>>703646740
We don't have kids who are so stupid that we had to ban kinder eggs.
>>703646541
Why would I have a crowd in my house?
And then somehow a fire occurs and that crowd just so happens to only have my front door as an escape option?
Seems a pretty unlikely scenario you're riding on there mate
>>703646740
only amerilards have kids stupid enough to run right into a handle.
>>703645629
you do realize that there are tons of brick houses in America right? we have basically every style of house in every configuration possible. What point are you even trying to make?
>>703646952
>>703646737
Why the fuck do you think that's important?
>>703642419
>actually cares about how you open a door
this is why i am glad my country never joined the EU
>>703644359
>>703644622
>>703646286
>Country had a wave of burglary
>Hysteric woman came to a locksmith's shop asking him to install 4 locks on her front door
>Dude realized there's a market for secure doors
>Continued to found a company that made most of the country's front doors in the following years
>Reinforced steel doors with top-tier dimple locks and about 5 thick bolts holding the door to the frame when locked, on 3 sides
Burglars have to carry heavy, and I mean HEAVY, tools to break it. A kick will do very little. And that does not include segmented metal curtains like on storefront, but for your windows, and motion detectors.
Like, I haven't heard about a break in in forever.
>>703646952
>We don't have kids who are so stupid for all that long anyways
Ah, I see. Natural selection. Well played. No wonder the white population in the UK is dwindling. I thought it might have had something to do with immigration :^)
>>703643737
I'm American and didn't know this, but now that you mention it you rarely see knobs in public.
>>703647110
Why the fuck do you think that's important?
>>703647027
>>703646952
http://europepmc.org/abstract/med/16102835
>>703646881
So your poor ass decides to make up retarded shit over a 4chan thread instead of doing a job to get money
>>703647279
knobs out in public is illegal in Britain as well.
>performing multi room ketchup wanking
>all door knobs covered in ketchup
face it America, door knobs are retarded
>>703647323
What.
>>703642419
Had a dog that knew how to open doors with handles, so we had to switch some out with knobs.
>>703647348
>isn't saving his money for retirement
>decides to travel, as if his presence was needed elsewhere
>b-but it's life experience!
Hahahaha, yeah, I'm the poor one! I bet you're just like every other chad that spends his weekend at the bar hoping to pick up the next nancy of the week, as if that really mattered.
>b-but I get laid! I have a job!
Hahahaha
>>703647593
train the goddamn dog then
>>703647444
How to confuse a britbong, ladies and gentlemen. Simply ask them the same passive-aggressive questions and they don't know how to respond.
Thanks for wasting my time.
>>703644915
But if we made those towers out of wood!
>>703647345
>Hey let's prove that injuries are injuries
>Let's take 12 children who have had this injury!
>Hmm, it seems they got injured
>Conclusion: injuries are dangerous!
>>703647688
why train dog when you can train doorknob
>>703647685
>everyone who's visited another country has automatically spent their whole life travelling.
>>703644261
Try getting out after 1 metre (about 3 feet, Amerifags) of snow falling outside.
>>703647817
Money well spent on that study
>>703647817
so you admit that european kids are stupid enough to get injured by door handles?
>>703644449
Then you have the shittiest fucking door I have ever seen. There is no way whatsoever anyone could ever kick my door in, just cant happen.
>>703648009
>anyone that's spent a week in another country understands the diverse complexities of the society within
>>703645463
Underrated
>>703645035
Fucking uk fag. The brick-piles you live in isnt worthy calling a home. Endless, dirty stinking streets with 200 identical brick houses in an endless row on both sides of the street. How do you find your way home from the pub? Real houses are made of wood on a solid concrete foundation, preferably with a cellar and a huge garden surrounding it.
Come to norway and see for yourself.
>>703647784
I'm not the one who asked if I've been to the US after arguing about how shit the UK is. I forgot I can only have a valid point if I've been to the US
>>703648389
You do realise that's a point against the initial argument, right?
>>703648500
>wood > brick
good one.
>>703643662
Have fun mounting a security door that hinges the same way the regular one does
>>703648636
You do realize I'm not the one that made the initial argument, right?
>Have you ever been to the UK
In case you were confused, was not me.
>>703642419
murica fag here, i have a handle. and i get it that america got some shitty stuff, but does everyone really need to talk shit about USA when every other country has stupid shit just as much?
>mildly triggered
but seriously, a door knob you are insulting us about? get out faggot.
Knobs are good for preventing dogs and cats from opening the doors.
>>703648547
>thinks you need to go some place to have any sizeable information about it
>what is the internet
>what are foreign news sources
>what is research
I'm only pointing out that the people of the UK probably only know as much as the Americans know about the UK.
>>703649077
also not just op, along with all the other idiots legit arguing about what doors are shittier, yea my door opens in. i havent had anything robbed in my whole life. fuck off faggots
>>703648500
I do agree with the shitty british architecture. It makes it look like you are stuck in the 1800s still, its fucking retarded. And their rooms are SO FUCKING SMALL, I mean on average they're only half the size of a normal european room. Jesus fuck brits are poor rats.
>>703642419
lube the mechanism retard
>>703649124
>Having untrained animals
>>703649153
>people of the UK only know as much as ameritards know about the UK
Good research that is
>>703643105
At least we can afford housing.
Are you even allowed to cut down what little trees you have in your barren socialist wasteland?
THIS THREAD
IS TERRIBLE
WHAT ARE YOU DOING NIGGERS
>>703649235
>looks like the brits are stuck in the 1800s
Hahaha "looks like". If you think the brits have done anything of value in the past 200 years, I've got some bad news for you.
Britbongs = Obscure but loud cucks that demand attention and respect
>>703649386
Wut?
>>703649331
It's fair, considering we have the same tools at our disposal.
>see internet
If you claim to know a bunch about the US, then I must know a bunch about the UK as well. Your argument is fragile at best.
So, were you the one implying that you'd have to go somewhere to understand their inner workings and that the internet isn't a valid source of information? Because I'd love to know how you know so much about Americunts.
>>703649613
when the fuck did I claim to know shit about the US?
>>703649474
Got me there
>>703649837
>you're not even the same guy I've been arguing with
I'm unsure if I'm an idiot for not realizing sooner or you are for engaging in an argument you know nothing about. Cheers.
>>703642419
>mfw Ameriking and use both throughout house.
It's a god damn bullshit, no one gives a faggot which is where. Now cut the bullshit with the door knob faggots.
>>703649837
>shit talk somebody
>doesn't expect someone to talk back
>"h-haha! w-when did i ever say that? i-it's just a prank, bro!"
>>703642419
>>>703645185
>Right, and then you'll get crushed under the huge stampede of hundreds and hundreds of panicked people trying to get out of your house.
I live with 2 people. Who the fuck has hundreds of people where they live?
>>703648753
Wood: can be sawed, sliced, axed, drilled, you hammer nails into it or just use screews. Wont crack, lasts for hundreds of years if it done properly, cheap, can make massive wood beams and they take ages to burn through in a fire meaning they keep structural integrity longer than steel (inb4 jet fuel cant...) Generally easyer to work with and have lots of room for insulation without doing any extra work. Can easily be rebuildt in other ways in the future.
Houses can be pre-assembled in modules and transported to the site on regular trucks and lifted into position with a medium sized mobile crane. Easy to expand if needed.
Brick: looks like crap, cracks, cant take earthquake or even minor distortions in the foundation. Must use hammer and chissel to work on it or a noisy hammer drill. Doesnt leave room for insulation unless you put up an inner wall. A general nightmare to work with once you decide you want to expand say your bathroom. Just a shitty material for poor countrys.
>>703650168
I think you've got the wrong guy
>>703648753
>He still makes his homes with hardened mud
>>703650680
>still makes his homes out of twigs
>>703650758
Wooden beams are not "actually twigs"
Brick LITERALLY IS dried clay. Did you think it was space age science materials? It's a type of dirt.
>>703650758
Last time I checked birds make their houses out of twigs, and they can fly...???
>>703650504
Have you heard of the story about the three Little pigs?
>>703650758
>twigs
>>703651055
Goddamn. That's a good point
>>703646713
why is your dick mutilated?
>>703642419
Europeans banned doorknobs because it's easier to hang onto a door handle while being raped by refugees.
>>703642419
You can't grease a handle and run backwards into it.
.
>>703651336
>Someone needs to look up the number of immigrants in Murica, not to mention niggers
>>703651449
Yeah you can you just gotta angle yourself right
>>703651611
Demonstration?
>>703643662
Then your hinges are outside... that's possibly the dumbest shit ever you fucktard.
>>703651596
Niggers have been here long enough to earn citizenship. We don't like them. We just tolerate them. The UK has literally no excuse. Refugees just got there not a few years ago and they've already made a mess of the place. Smarten up.
>>703651928
WUT??????
>>703644261
> door opens outward is master race
> hinges on outside, also door can be pryed easily
> can't get out when it snows
Yeah... nothing more needs to be said.
>>703643750
>>703644449
If theres a fire and people are running they are more likely going to push than pull
>>703645058
looooooooooooooooooooost
>>703652088
Not him but I'd like to point out that hinges are on the side the door opens, so if your door opens outward the hinges are outside, have fun waking up after a good night's rest to find out instead of kicking your door in a waking you up the robbers just undid the hi yes and quietly came in to take shit
>>703644622
This made me laugh a little.
>>703642419
Who the fuck puts lotion on the palm of their hands?
>>703652596
WUT??????
>>703651192
Yeah, the three lazy brits who wanted to build a house but couldnt afford paying some polandball to do it for them.
>>703652808
People with dry palms.
>>703642419
You are a retard
My american house is filled with door handles
>>703652596
Cutting metal is louder and slower than kicking a door in.
>>703647186
the idea is that if you grease the doorknob your kids can't interrupt your sex session
>>703643662
Can't say this is true of all the US, but in my region we get this shit called snow. I'm rather glad my door opens inward.
>>703645526
Why would we want twin towers?
>>703642419
what's your problem, if we didn't like knobs we wouldn't be talking to you now would we?
>>703653302
Also, doors that open inward have the hinges inside. Doors that open outward have the hinge outside...where any muslim or nigger can knock the pin out, pull the door out of frame and "culturally enrich" you.
>>703642613
been posting the cop killer video on Geico's fb page but they keep taking it down. :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnR9ah0v1o4
>>703653589
That sort of hinge is not for external doors. You cannot just look at the hinges of the door to your room and expect external doors to be THAT low quality
>>703653029
Can you be this fucking retarded? All it takes is prying out a little bar and the door is off its hinges, I've had this happen by accident it can def be done on purpose
>>703653946
but what about the lesbians?
>>703653946
See
>>703653735
I guarantee you have NEVER had a front door"just fall off"
So are you saying Harambe'd be alive if Harambe's doors would open outwards? Check and mate murica
>>703653589
You keep saying this... but if you google images of UK exterior doors... there are not hinges showing on the exterior. Fuck if I know.
>>703653946
Outside hinges aren't just droped in you idiot. Those pins are held in place by more external metal. Do you think in our thousands of years we didn't even develop "little piece of guard metal"?
You're talking about privacy doors not security doors. My fucking god
>>703654418
Cause, just like the us, the UK doesn't build outside doors THE SAME AS INSIDE ONES
>>703645288
>no you are
nice comeback eurocuck
>>703644622
>>703643662
I never heard of doors open outward and I live in europe.
>>703645526
the point was that europe doesn't look like a wasteland, but like a cultural well developed civilization.
>>703654978
What are doors?
>>703644622
>muh MLGpro euro doors
topkek nigger
handles are easier to break into.
>>703654561
*shrug* My interior doors (US) seem to be of the same basic design as my exterior... just heavier construction.
>>703655909
External doors don't have pins "just hammered in" to their hinges. The hinge is locked into place during manufacture. With steel.
>>703647214
where
>>703652354
>can't get out when it snows
>>703653302
>Can't say this is true of all the US, but in my region we get this shit called snow
in the real world, you build houses with this in mind.