the last character you played in a video game is about to fuck you.
how's that gonna turn out?
>>703620017
>>703620017
painfully
>at least i'm getting sex for once
I am not sure how to feel about this.
I'm 100% ok with this.
Fucking finally
>>703621634
>get handjob
>die
>>703620017
Well.
>>703620160
PS2, nice
I don't know how to feel about this.
King Douchebag from South Park and the Stick of Truth. He is an expert at abortions and going into anuses... Maybe he can shrink down before he fucks me first.
Welp im fucked
>>703621696
Nigga I want a full on fisting
>>703621833
Your butthole won't feel anything after, that much is obvious.
Assuming it doesn't just kill you, of course.
>>703620017
OH NO
Deus ex human revolution...I didnt ask for this.
For real
im okay with this
Not bad
At least Geralt can't transmit STDs
god dammit i wanted a male
The Dovahkiin:
Illusion @ 100
Conjuration @ 100
Destruction @ 100
Restoration @ 100
Alteration @ 100
Enchanting @ 100
Smithing @ 100
Heavy Armor @ 100
Block @ 100
Two-Handed @ 100
One-Handed @ 100
Archery @ 100
Light Armor @ 100
Sneak @ 100
Lockpicking @ 100
Pickpocket @ 100
Speech @ 100
Alchemy @ 100
Some are legendary.
All shouts.
All Daedrics.
Several power.
I am truly fucked.
k den
Great
Totally okay with this
>>703622637
R.I.P. your asshole
>>703622944
Too many hours later I regret my decisions
>>703622834
I'd prefer Kairi, but ok
I think I'll be just fine...
>>703623044
Kairi isn't a main/playable character though brochacho
Could be alot better, could be alot worse
Damn i was playing statecraft II last... Sooo i guess a whole army.
>>703622637
My Dovahkiin was a female Khajiit when I played.
>>703623412
Same
I'm ok with this
>>703622834
So are we tag teaming her? Or are we taking turns?
uhm help me O.O
>>703620017
bitcheeeeeees
I win today
>>703623412
>>703623633
I went male High Elf. Then proceeded to make myself an archer. But as going through dungeons I felt that I should also opt for Heavy Armory so I kinda began as a Tank: High long range damage and a lot of resistance against cqc. After level 40 I kinda just went Berserk on everything with all abilities and full YOLO evolving stuff.
NeedsMoreAss/10
>Could've been worse
>>703625238
>playing Necrons
You deserve it, anon.
>>703625786
although i do love a billowing cloak
>>703620017
Joy, I now have XCOM chasing my ass around the world.
Good luck, Commander.
>>703625786
>mad cus heavy infantry counter out gate
Ummm... I guess I'm ok with this.
Shine spike my butthole, fox
>>703626737
Pls. I play Necron and I fully admit to being a shitter.
>>703627067
Same here dude
>>703620017
Lookin' good for me.
Corrine, Noherian Noble. Guess I'm fucking set
>>703627405
As long as you enjoy frostbite on your dick.
>>703625358
That's pretty much everytime I make a playthrough of skyrim after level 30 it's all just "hey this weapon looks pretty fun to hit things with"
>>703622834
Were doing this simple and clean all right?
>>703627510
She may seem like a cold woman but I'm convinced she'll warm up once she Opens Up to you.
>>703621892
ahahahaha fuck, you poor soul
>>703627613
It's an endless game. And I've gone all the way to the point nothing is new, I know all roads, dungeons, houses...
>>703627701
You're dead to me.
Weeaboos cry with jealousy!
Snake can infiltrate my asshole all he wants.
>>703627899
L-Lewd. °////°
>>703620017
fucking lmao
whelp
Ayumi from Corpse Party.
Fine by me if it shuts her up.
>>703621768
kek
>>703627405
she chubby
>>703628529
that's cyancapsule for you
Dark souls 2SOTF I did a female build this time around
Kerrigan
Kinda turned on
>>703620017
Custom girl character in Terraria. Fuck yea! Unless the thing she'll fuck me with is blocky. Then I'd rather fuck a lego dildo.
Change is good I guess
>>703620017
Female Terraria character, I can already hear the 'Oh!'s
I'm okay with this.
...im ok with this!
>>703620017
It is sickening how limited range of female body types are commonly seen in games, contrasting this with the much wider range of physiques that male characters frequently possess. When female characters appear who do have a body type that is notably different from the slender physique that games establish as the standard, these bodies are sometimes presented as a joke, or as a twisted transgression of social standards and expectations. We need to examine how this limited range extends to the age of female characters as well
>>703628971
nigger
>>703628971
but like, how?
>>703629080
VERY carefully.
>>703620017
>belf female warlock
OK then =)
This is fine
*sigh*
Fuck....yes
Last one was Kenzie in Gat out of Hell. So...badly. My ass hurts already
Fuck...Doom (Dota 2)
>>703620017
Aw... Poor me
>>703620017
The Trapper from Dead by Daylight.
>I feel strangely aroused by this.
>>703620017
Rise of the Tomb Raider...I think that turns out fuckin fantastic!
My ass will be exterminatus...
>>703621619
hope you're ready to get killed by her husband.
>>703628971
S.T.A.L.K.E.R,
>Sound like fun 6/10
"Sandvich and me, going to beat your ass"
Sounds good
I am prepared for this.
This is going to be a real test of spirit.
>>703630372
i have a sneaking suspicion that a closet faggot made this webm
>>703630372
kektacular
Tomb raider 3 lara
>I'm ok with this
The gadgets make it kinky
I'm not really sure how this is gonna turn out
>>703630810
U pedo wtf
as long as I get a turn at that thicc cybernetic booty
>>703630271
I mean, if you want to go THAT deep into the lore, I'm the summoner. Therefore, Trynd can't do shit about it.
>>703630810
Probably because of her child like waist. Don't those tits put you off though?
Not so good /b/ros..
lux from league of legends.
Feels good man
>>703620017
HoI IV
>Joseph Stalin
...
>Shit
Bonnie from PayDay.. guess thats not to bad
OP here. my sides are in orbit. thanks /b/
>>703620017
Michael DeSanta... I am so fucked.
>>703631174
Np faggot
alright alright alright
Mfw the the one time I play this cuck >>703627872
And not the normal >>703627405
Fuuuuuck I guess I need to get used to grandpa cock...
Damn should have picked zoey last time but got bill...
>>703631400
>grandpa
U wot? That's clearly Dad 76. THIS is grandpa.
>>703628971
that's not what i fucking asked, is it?
>>703629080
mm. sandy.
>>703631497
I'd slam all the survivors tbh
>>703631594
Dad
Grandpa
Either way I'm dead....
>>703620017
Hitler, Darkest Hour
>>703630991
Since you're the summoner you also don't get to interact with her either.
Sooo... do I get to fuck both of them?
Ocarina of Time Link. Shouldn't be awful. He seems like a cuddler.
kill me already
>>703628932
Got Ebrietas myself here, holy hell she was hard to kill.
>>703622637
>two-handed
RIP
>>703620017
Orochimaru. I'm fucked.
>>703624509
theres something i havent played in like 20 years.
motherfucking toe jam and earl. props.
as for me, last thing i played was my OC in a D&D campaign.
>>703631928
If you're gonna be like that, NO ONE can, because they're videogame characters.
We're assuming OP's rules > videogame rules. Thats the point of the thread.
lol zelda is gona fuck me xD
>>703620017
Female wanderer on FO4. Hot red head. I should be fine.
TOO bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLHCETCZWRM
>>703624509
Fucking Sega Genesis. Goddamn I loved that game.
>>703632492
>Zelda
>picture of Link
Get. The. Fuck. Out!!!
>>703632048
>Not wanting to accept the expanded dong of Peep..
Alex Mercer... Fuck.
>>703632836
>703620017
Jaina from hearthstone/WoW...
think its gonna go fine
>>703627697
lold
>>703629649
Did they do a war it's always sunny I Philly Vida game?
Maybe I'll get my vehicle repaired as payment
>>703628971
Then make games you faggot. Most games are made by men because, even in this day and age, most games are played by men. We made them the way we wanted. No it isn't always fair, but go make your own if you believe in equality. Also, most men in games tend to be ripped, tall and handsome if they're heroes. The only time you see fat fucks is for villains or their grunt NPC guards. Very very rarely is a heroic character a fatass, or stick thin. So while a lot of girls are sexualized in games, the guys are playing as a man more ripped than they will ever, ever get. And yet we don't bitch about how that affects or hurts us, or makes it seem like society only likes ripped blah blah blah. We recognize its a goddamn game, had most of them usually take place in a very dangerous setting. Fat fucks and unfit men and women probably wouldn't survive.
>>703632492
you piece of shit.
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Notice Something? the D is out for Harambe
Not sure if this is going to suck
At least it's female. has tit like things too.
ummm
Well, I was playing aura last night... glad that I relogged for a raid... n' it wasn't my serker...
>>703634030
Nice.
>>703634052
Take your pants off cowboy
The name's Tanabe Kyou, btw...
My serker is Ueda Yuu xD
Hmmmm...
Don't feel like looking up a pic but Tidus from FFX
Dat NAME...
>>703620017
Well, shit.
>>703634389
do u know how to take a screenshot u fucking walnut?
>>703634962
I'm happy.
Civ 5
Catherine of Russia
Jing Wei from smite not too bad
>>703635992
>>703620017
ayyy
>>703620017
Well I'm pretty sure the minesweeper isn't a character, so I'm either fucking mei or hanzo, can't remember.
I'm ok with both
>>703632085
Iknow m8
>>703621520
Oh really what video game did you play that had you play as hitler??
Due tell mr.edge
>>703620017
Not sure what to feel about this
>>703620017
>>703636868
If you're into being fucked against the wall, it'll be fine
>>703620017
well...
on the upside they are shape shifters
I am ok with this
H-his horse too?
>>703633584
U got triggered from a bait post.
>>703628971
ur totally right anita
>>703636795
Hoi4 retard
Male Wizard in Diablo 3? I'm actually okay with this.
>>703631957
sure
Cate Archer.
Retrogaming saved me once again
>>703620017
Outrageous
>>703621634
Vi makes me so fucking hard. Does that mean I'm into tomboys? I like some tomboys, but I think thats more because they are actually cute/sexy and look good with short hair.
>>703620017
>lara croft
oh baby
>>703620017
I don't know how to feel about this.
not so bad
>>703639057
thats what you get for being a furry
>>703628060
Rip and tear your asshole.
>>703620017
My Khajiit killamajig.
She's skinny, dirty, smells of dungeons and tombs, and bloodthirsty.
I'd say sex wasn't that great and 50/50 chance I'm either dead, or complete bereft of any valuables.
>>703620017
Fuck yeah, I was Fran Drescher, character I created from The Nanny on Saints Row IV
Yesss
Asstonishing!
>>703638999
Checkem
well i dont know how this will work but hell its going to hurt
>>703620017
Au Ra dragoon doin the dab. I wanted this.
>>703620017
>GTA Sa
>Cj
Well..
>>703620017
A bunch of Pokemon from Pokemon shuffle including legendaries. I'm dead
>>703620017
My ass will get dug by yorick. i like it
>>703639791
edgy as fuck
This isn't going to be safe OR fun
>>703620017
Hell to the yeah!
>Male protagonist from Persona 3
I'm ok with this
>>703620017
good i guess
I'm happy
>>703620017
My skyrim character? Hope his shooting is as good as his lvl 100 archery
John Marston
Fuck
sunbreaker titan in destiny. fuck
Dude from prototype 2...
>>703634030
I thought I was the only one who lieked Darkstalkers
oh god.
i got gaige
>>703640795
Mine's better I guess