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>What age you lost your virginity
>The situation at the time

>if you've not lost it post your age and reason why
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>16
>on my girlfriend at the times floor listening to sonic youth's cover of superstar

It was pretty good but foreskin was too tight so hurt a bit ended up just getting circumcised
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>parents both arrested for growing marijuana
>im sent to foster care at age 7
>adopted at age 8 by a pedophile man and his wife
>they make porn videos with me and let their friends have sex w/ me
>run away at age 13
>move in with 50 year old guy who is nice to me, but still fucks me
>eventually go to state college and get a degree in math
>now able to support myself
>will never have kids
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>>703608843
if this is real that's fucking horrible, how did you find someone to move in with so quickly? guessing it was because you're female.
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>>703608920
yeah, as a female you can pretty much get anything you want from guys until you hit age 30 or so.
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15

Too gay, terrible social skills and lacking in appearance.
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>>703608717
14, to one of my dad's drunken female friends at one of his many, swinger parties
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>>703608843
Thats hot.

Man some guys have all the luck
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>>703608843
>true story

>16 yo
>with my gf of 1 year
>was really nervous
>ended up lasting over 1 hour
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>>703608973
MODS
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>>703609026
im the first poster, i remember on my first time i was so fucking nervous i was shaking putting it in, i have no idea why i think i just didn't want to disappoint her
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17


Gf not ready.


Also I have no idea what the fuck to do.
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>>703609074
What?
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>>703609017
Still me, i lost it to a babysitter when i was 12, she used to use me to practice kissing then other things.

She was 16, hot blonde, family friend, i still get a hardon when i see her
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was 14 with my gf of 1 month was at her house and her mom said she was going to the store for a minute and that's all i needed
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>>703608717

15. to my mother's 36 year old friend.

not even trolling.
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>>703609146
i dont know how many girls i forced into mating with me when i was that age and no one ever told on me.
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>>703609146
its not that fucking hard
just dont expect it to be like in a porn
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>>703609219
moar
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>>703609273
I think that was one of my problems on the first time i thinking i'd have to do too much because of what i'd seen in porn
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>>703608717
>21
>kissless virgin
>dont talk to girls/dont know how
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>20
>few months ago
>sexually frustrated as fuck
>go to app called whisper
>found a girl (16) saying she'd fuck me
>we meet up and drive to a back road
>fuck in the back seat of her car
She wasn't attractive at all, but she had heart, and that was enough for me then.
I didn't really enjoy it, but i came, she said she came, it was ok i guess.
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>>703609381
were you unpopular when young? also were your parents quite awkward people or just bad parents at all?
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>>703608717
16, girlfriend, in her sisters apartment on new years eve :^)
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I lost mine at around 14 years old. My girlfriend and i were chilling on a couch underneath some blankets watching TV. Whilst spooning, she must have felt my boner on her ass. She turns around and we start making out and she was taking her shorts off. She pulled me out of my pair of loose shorts and slipped me in. I didn't last long, and i was balls deep at the time as she got /really/ wet
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I'm 22 years old and still a virgin
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>>703609326
Dont worry about doing different positions, just lsy on her, kiss alot and make sure you put it in her pussy, not ass. Other than that just go until you cum, dont hold back, if you cum fast, just go again, keep doing it until you cant anymore or she she cant. Its really easy after you figure out what feels good
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>21
>Virgin

I've never even been on a date. After being unsuccessful in my underclassmen years of high school I realised that I'm just not attractive enough to make it and just stopped caring. If it happens, cool. If it doesn't, I have my hobbies to keep me busy. My plan is just to sink all my time into getting good at the things I like to do and then maybe something will come of it. It really does suck though to see all your friends in relationships, but then I see the bullshit they put up with for convenient access to pussy and it looks like hell tbh.
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>>703609440
bad parents aren't an excuse. of course you have to find the right person if you are shy like i was because of my bad parents
but its not impossible. lost it at 16
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>>703609559
i'd of given myself this advice when i first lost it because i basically did what you said and after i felt like she's going to break up with me because i was bad
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16. to my brother.
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15. In a tent full of people at a "party". We aren't together but had been meeting up and making out-oral all summer. We ex, one of my best friends was just outside and there were about 10 people in the tent
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19 w/ 14 yr old friend. Shit was tight and i came immediately.
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>>703609074
wat is this
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>>703609720
Her ex**
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At 23 with my current wife of 17 years :)
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>13
>at old boy party
>war pigs by Black Sabbath playing in back ground
>busted nut in minutes
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>>703609616
nah what im saying is a lot of the people that i know who can't talk to girls are people who are just generally shit socially and in my experience it stems from them having an awkward upbringing or being neglected
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>>703609440
good parents for the most part not awkward at all. i did alright in grades 1-7 then i moved and grades 8-12 i didnt have many friends and the friends i did have i rarely saw out of highschool.

went to college for 2 years ton of hot girls just didnt talk to them and stayed within my group of friends.
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>>703608717
>16
>she was 17
>talked to her on fb for 2 days she went to a different highschool
>go to her house cause her parents are gone
>I fuck her raw dog like a dumbass and pull out
> I start to leave and see a pair of panties with big ass skid marks
>ask if she has a sister
>"no"
>mfw I leave with no regrets
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>>703609744
damn how old are you?
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>>703609615
The best way is to do this. Only add some hobbies that force you to interact with girls, and practice talking to them. Not hitting on yhem, just conversation, humor. Before you know it youll find someone interesting that returns the interest. Being awkward is 10000x worse than not being attractive. A girl will date/fuck/marry a guy who is interesting, kind and funny, but not an awkward good looking guy
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Just 40 i dont feel old....
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I was 24, got frustrated trying to get laid so i gave my vcard to an escort. Dont regret it a bit, even though she wasnt all that good looking back. Have had much better luck getting laid since then
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>>703609837
/thread
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>>703609796
fair enough just wondering if like your parents just didn't teach you how to talk to people is all, this isn't going to sound like a good tip but the best i can give is just have complete blind confidence when talking to a girl, don't go full like douche but if you're not being an aspie you instantly look normal or on the lower end of attractive
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17 with my gf at the time, fucked her again last year while she had a bf she has a child with. FeelsGoodMan
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>18
>never had a gf or a first kiss
>have mostly female friends
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>>703609504
Hey mate welcome to the club, 22 year old virgin here too. I'm actually a good looking guy, plenty of girls have told me I'm an 8/10. I've just never put the effort in to get laid. I have no self esteem or confidence and pretty much have the attitude that I'm too fucked in the head. I always reflect on growing up without a father or any discipline and how much it fucked me up. Terrible attitude to have I know. Fuck sake.
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22 with an older experienced woman. Regret my decision though as now i have to explain it to my future wife that i lost it to a swinger
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25
became fuck buddies with someone off of POF
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>>703609783
it depends on the sourroundings. i had terrible parents but didnt live with them since i was 6. so i guess good friends can help you overcome the quietness, like in my case
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>>703609837
Yeah I was really awkward and not comfortable in my skin from 15-19. Lately I've just been chatting up the checkout ladies at stores just because they're forced to be nice. It helps me practice my social skills and we have a laugh every now and then so it's pretty chill. I don't look at women the same anymore, I've lost that horny teen mode that makes you wanna fuck everyone you see
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>>703608717

13

highschool fem friend who grew through puberty with me...

"show me yours and I'll show you mine" she she would say

got a little older, tried something we saw in a magazine that I had stolen from my dad, Penthouse black label... Still remember those.

She didn't like it very much (I could feel her hymen breaking around my cock)..nothing special
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>>703609929
i can talk to them mostly fine in social situations but i couldnt on a date or flirting or things like that. also a big reason is all i do is play pc i never go outside other than to work. i have nothing to talk to with them. i'm not fat/ugly though.
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>be 17
>dating gf of 3 months
>she's also 17
>go to her place
>spend the evening with her hanging out, making out, watching movies etc.
>eventually one thing leads to another
>were on her bed doing shit
>get naked
>try to stick cock in her
>wont go in
>had to go sideways for it to slide in (i have a thick cock and big head)
>we start fucking
>oobastank the reason starts playing
>begin fucking
>after half hour or so
>hear honking
>look out window
>my dad is there to pick me up
>leave gf's bed and go home

and thats how I lost my virginity and hers.

in retrospect, i didnt even cum the first time, or the first few times for that matter
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>>703610005
yeah i can see that i had an abusive father which didn't help but my mum is pretty good but having a sibling helped because it made me used to talking to people.
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>>703608717
>25 here
>i had a gf
>we both saved sex for marriage
>we were close even i was rubbing my dick to her pussy but we didnt do it
>she left me last week
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>>703610125
oh yeah that's good. also have a sister, we were best friends and always helped eachother
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>>703610092
it is a hard thing to do really if you don't see any in your normal everyday but things like going to a small bar or something and talking to people can help, making friends outside of your norm will eventually lead to situations where you meet women
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>18
>Took a 14 hour train ride to meet bf in other state
>We had been talking on skype for the past year

>He's crazy now

;_;
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> be 18 or 19
> go over to gf house
> her sister is there and we have to sleep on floor
> sister sleeps on couch right unfront of us
> fucks gf for about an hour while sister is "sleeping"

We had a movie on the TV too so sister had to be awake so I guess I had an audience
Also sorry for typos I'm drunk
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>>703610057
Im not terribly goodlooking, but once you can talk to girls like a normal human, youll be supprised how easy it is to get laid.

Most of the time i start out with "hey you're really cute, do you mind if i ask if you are already dating someone?" That opens it up to causual convo and then it's easy from there
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>>703610217
i dont and never will drink/smoke/drugs. i hate people who drink. so that really hinders me i suppose.
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>>703608717
21
good situation
kys
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12 tent sleep over in the garden with neighbour, we were both curious
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>>703610281
why not?
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>>703610111
trips speaks truths
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>>703610281
yeah cause say something like that you sound like a bit of a dickhead who's a bit too pretentious, guess you can make friends with other people in your situation but that'll be might difficult
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>>703610344
dubs speak half true
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>22 (3 days ago)
>met 19 y/o qt online
>meet up late one night
>go back to her place
>make out and have sex for 3 hours
>she blocks me afterwards

Ill be sad if I don't see her ever again, but it was still awesome...
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>>703610257
see with that kind of approach a base level attractiveness really does help, i know personally im not bad looking so i can come off as that confident kind of complimenting but if you're ugly you're going to get "yeah im seeing someone" even if they're not
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>>703608717
anybody else really hate this gif? It's like the bitch is drugged, and who the hell plays with someone's mouth with their fingers like that? I find it super weird, just put your cock in her mouth
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19
It was your typical "drunk night that escalated" story with my gf. I was really insecure because i was a little chubby but she was so nice to me so all the insecureties just went away. Didn't get the hang of it untill our third time.
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>>703610324
i think smoking and drugs are obvious but for drinking i just like to be in full control of my mind. dont want to damage my organs. and it sort of makes me feel superior in a way. sort of cringy reasons but whatever.

>>703610363
only reason i've ever given to people who ask why i dont is cause i dont want to. then they say something is wrong with me when they are the one doing a drug (alcohol).
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>>703609615
This shit made me remember "40 year old Virgin" for some reason.
No bad feelings though
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17, turning 18. Furthest I've gone is a few hook ups. Never had a gf despite told by multiple girls that i actually have a cool personality and that I'm solid 8/10. Im thinking that maybe chicks think I'm too good for them when really I just wanna smash that motherfucking pussy
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44 Wizard
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>>703610519
>>703610363
>>703610324
also i can enjoy life just as much without it.
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>>703610468
you've never done like playful flirting i see
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24 we met at a party, get off the club and walked around the city, was passing through her university yard, it was dark and we started to kiss and got crazy, pushed her against the wall and took her doggy style with her hands on the wall. i heard some people talk and laugh behind us, that ware sitting on the benches in the little park. I put my hoodie on and banger her even harder. Could not take it anymore and said "someone is watching from behind us" just not to cum so quick and look like idiot. we still see each-other tho :)
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>>703610519
well there it is "superior" yeah now you're that guy, you're guy everyone talks about you're basically a vegan but people probably like you a little less.

One thing is as well it comes off as you take life a bit too seriously to think like that and that'd be off putting to people
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>>703608717
i was 16
some 18 year old texted me asking to "see a movie"
parents werent home
she walks in
shit happens
then she says "i wonder if im taking advantage of you"
fun times
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>>703610554
you pussy. its time to put your dick in a vagoo. just do it next time. if they like you they wont stop you.
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My room after meeting someone online, I was 21.
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>14
>girlfriend of a year
>been talking about sex a lot
>fingers and oral but never the real thing
>cuddling on couch like 9 pm
>starts making out
>decide its time
>people are home fuck what do
>grab blanket and goes outside
>she pulls her shorts to the side and gets onto
>hurt her so we stop.
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>>703610675
i've literally never treated people differently cause they drink. i don't act like i am better than anybody. i just look at people who drink as drug users that's all.
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>I was 17
>she was 16
>both virgins
>we had been friends for a while
>talk about becoming fwb
>agree just fwb nothing more
>eventually decide to do the deed
>invite her to stay at mine
>parents go out
>we have somewhat awkward first time sex on my sisters bed
>over time she gets clingy as shit and starts telling people that we're dating
>even though I've said many times that we're not
>I also end up with another girl fwb
>both girls know about each other
>at first they are cool with it but then get mad
>decide to stop seeing first girl because she moved 1 hour away
>end up dating the second
>awful relationship
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-13
-doped out grandparents are home
-her name was rakshita, 14
-monster tits with a clef toe
-pokemon bedsheets
-watched a lot of porn wasn't sure where the pussy was
-fingering with no idea what im doing
-find wet hole immediately hard
-only take one of her pant legs off
-gone in 60 seconds
-pull out
-pregnancy paranoia next two weeks
-never been so happy to find out she uses pads
-promise not to tell anyone, tell friends next day
-whole school knows, teachers call us in over intercom
-her adoptive parents and my grandmother are there
-deny everything
-alice in wonderland grandmother gets in fight with principal over my honesty
-buys me condoms on the way home
-i would love to suck that clef toe again
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>>703610596
I don't know what to call that but it's not playful flirting it's just strange. I know how to be flirty and playful
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>>703610793
Touché. Thanks for the advice anon
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Was 15, first big party at friends house, everyone got completely fucked on absinth and vodka, most dudes passed out, three girls stayed strong along with me and a buddy, fucked two girls, ate one out, hj, bj's all around, fucking orgy, best night of my life, regret nothing. Had a relationship with one of the girls after, Age 15-16 was so awesome
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>>703610549
That's pretty much my life except I don't have a job or any money. But essentially I do whatever I want whenever I want to do it. It's quite liberating but it's not all that great
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>>703610833
prove it flirt with me daddy
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>>703608717
I lost my virginity when I was 20 to my brother (older)'s girlfriend. They had a lowpoint in relation and when I got stoned with her watching a movie we ended up cuddling, ten doing my first sex vaginally. After that we met a couple of time, for wine + weed movie nights ended up in sex. Good times, tho I will feel dirty end up of my life tho my brother already know this...they broke up several years ago, he got a new gf
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>be me
>be 19
>gf says stick it in
>I stuck it in
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I was 13, she was 10, was one of my sister's friends. I was very gentle but it was still painful for her, she even cried, though part of it was caused by emotions, not just physically. so we just kissed for quite a while with my dick all the way in her. we fucked again a few days later and she really enjoyed it
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>>703610818
Slav spotted
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>>703610818
what kind of ghetto ass place did you grow up with girls called rakshita
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valentines day when I was 16 lol, dumped her right after.
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>17
>fuck in her brothers room
>facial

that's it.
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>15
>at gf's house
>her parents weren't home
>we're watching youtube videos on her couch
>i look through her search history while she gets something
>she comes back like "wtf?"
>i'm like you watch porn?
>she's like "sometimes"
>I'm like "it's making me hard what should we do about it"
>she's like "maybe I can help"
>so we get to making about, cocks out, her hands all over it
>i grab my condom from my jeans
>as i'm putting it on her phone goes off
>her dads calling about something she has to be at
>he's on his way to pick her up
>i'm like "so we still doing this?"
>she's like "he's going to be here any minute"
>I get all annoyed
>she's like fine, but let's go to my room
>so we start fucking and all that jazz
>and sure enough, as i'm cumming
>her dad starts yelling for her to hurry up
>shoulda waited
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>>703608717
>be me age 8
>sister and 2 friends at home
>mid-day no parent not home
>friend 1 forces me into sex
>sister and friend 2 watch
>midnight girl 1 comes to my room
>plays with my dick and makes me touch her
>next morning sister friend 1/2 go away
>never talked to anyone about it
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>19
heven't lost it yet because I enjoy too much staying at home masturbating to anthropomorphic creatures having sex and doing stuff like speedcubing or drawing. I also have trouble with meeting new people and I don't really go out that much even though I want a gf.
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>>703611170

facial when you lost your virginity

top kek

virgin detected
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>>703608717
when I was 12, fucked my 10 year old cousin
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>>703609988
theres nothing that closes up a pussy faster than a man begging a woman for forgiveness
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>>703608717
>be me age 8
>sister and 2 friends at home
>mid-day no parent not home
>friend 1 forces me into sex
>sister and friend 2 watch
>midnight girl 1 comes to my room
>plays with my dick and makes me touch her
>next morning sister friend 1/2 go away
>never talked to anyone about it
i dont know why my sister and friends did that it hasnt fucked me up but i think about it from time to time
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>>703611140
she was adopted from India, the only thing black about her was her skin
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>>703609965
>tfw 28 and still a virgin
soon my powers will be complete
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>>703610818
Giant nigga.

But notice, I say nigga.

You do you my nigga.
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Lost to my first girlfriend the night of my 19th birthday. We were both virgins and I didn't cum but we really enjoyed it. Was finally able to come inside her a week later, on Valentine's day.
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>>703611232

hey man, whatever helps you sleep at night.
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>>703608843
>nice to me, but still fucks me
Oh im laffin
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>>703610226
why would either of you waste that much time with some online person? honestly? what the fuck.
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>>703611272
wtf was this ban shit
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>>703608717
Late bloomer, I was 17, she was 16 and it was a one night stand.
It was exciting but disappointing - both of us were embarrassingly amateurish (of course).
It was at a party and we were both tipsy in that endearing way teens tend to be tipsy (seen with hinsight of course).
Horniness and hormones did the most of the work - fun memories tinged with embarrassment at the clumsiness of it all.
>no greentext because there's no effin' need.
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>>703608717

>24
>marriage

I'm OK with this
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>>703608717
>be me
> 12 weeks into mom's pregnancy
> horny twin brother raped my ass
> revenge is sweet
> I absorbed that fucker
> At gyno visit
> Dr. is like Wtf? Maam, one of your babies dissapear
> 18 years later
> Fuck judoka girl with crazy eyes
> Age 22 have pegging fetish and gf is weirded out
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>16?
>at marching band competition
>girlfriend (who lived about 50 minutes away, different school) came to watch
>after I did my show we snuck away and hid in a baseball diamond
>full view of the street
>proceed to get a blowjob and then try to stick it in
>can't get fully hard because scared of being seen, also first time
>never really have sex, slip in and out a few times
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>>703608843
HE said "degree in math" lol obvs not a girl
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>Be me
>18 (few weeks ago)
>Hot Emo Girl chilling with me
>Fucked her
>We both mentally ill
>That's the story
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I have a grill who is literally obsessed over me

I said "g'day love, can i have a coke" literally 4 years ago to her at a race track. A week later she tracked me down on Facebook and friended me. She then goes on a weekly rant about how much she loves me and how she wants kids with me

I ignore all of these and eventually she stops messaging me. 2 nights ago i got extremely drunk and horny so i messaged her again, just so i could talk to a grill. She messaged me straight away and pretended the last 3 years of being ignored/zero attention meant nothing and starts talking about how much she wants my kids

However, she is a 4/10 and crazy. Should i settle on this or should i wait for someone more attractive? This is literally the first and only grill ive ever had talk to me outside of my family
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>>703608717
>be me
>be 8
>next door neighbor girl is me mate
>comes over one day playing on the tramp like usual
>she says come play in the tree house
>get up there and she asks if i know what sex is
>say no
>she tells me and asks if i want to try
>me being 8 of course i wanna try
>did it for the next 3 years till i left to go to another school
>ended up going to the same highschool, shes the year above me in the popular group
>said hi to her once and she replied with ew
>Rip me
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>>703611412
nigger i was 20, late bloom my ass
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>>703608717
>24
>Virgin
I had one girlfriend in high school that ended up cheating on me, while already having trust issues. After graduating I got a little chubbier and less attractive and felt like all incentive to take better care of myself drain when I had no luck with girls in college and had to balance a full time job and part time job after getting my Associates. I did improve my health and weight a fair bit afterwards and did find a girl at my full time job I see regularly who even treated me special and spent a lot of time with me and even gave me flirty vibes, only to find out she's married and has a kid after asking her out and being shut down hard. I'm just looking foward to hiring an escort at this point or embracing wizardry.
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15
Gf of two months or so, recently started hanging out at each other's houses. We were at her house midday after I rode home with her on the bus. Had horrible anxiety that I never acknowledged so even at this point I was a sweaty shaky mess. Her mom comes home early from work, we are in the living room watching the movie RENT. Gf asks her to make some food since we were really hungry. Mom agrees and goes to the kitchen to start dinner. Gf immediately gets on my lap to make out with me. I guess rent made her really horny and hungry. We are making out very intensely and she keeps going. Unbuttons my pants, pulls them down below my ass and starts grinding on me while kissing my neck and ears. Whispers she wants to fuck me. (Mind you, we are reaching the point in Rent where Roger and Mimi are revealing to each other they are HIV positive through the song "I Should Tell You" and I am trying my best to not look past my gfs hair and watch this beautiful moment.) When she tells me she wants to fuck, I snap out of this emotional musical number and go into horny anxiety hyperdrive. She has removed her shorts at this point and is grinding on me like crazy, me feeling her hot wetness through her underwear. Not nearly as hot as the kiss that was just shared between Roger and Mimi, but god I'm trying to focus. At this point becoming nearly comatose from overwhelming musical-inspired emotion and realizing that I am about to fuck for the first time, she moves her panties to the side and tries to put me inside her. I am a mineral unknown to man at this point, but as soon as I entered this vagina and the autistic panic hit me I quickly lose my "hardened focus" She has started bopping up and down on a slowly deflating phallus and trying her best to kiss me to bring me back into it for about five minutes, flopping around inside her. I apologize just as Seasons of Love reaches its climax. Am shellstruck and assume this is the end of my contact with women. Eat food, near tears. (Cont.)
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>>703611485
maybe the best story on this thread tbh
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>>703608717

itt: people who have actually lost their virginity tell slightly awkward but normal stories about mediocre performance and embarrassment

people who have not talk about how they pounded the bitch in half and creampied her ass
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>>703611575
We finished the movie, and fairly shortly after my mom "very conveniently" called me telling me she had to pick me up. I leave, and we barely talk at all on the phone except she says she loves me. The next day was filled with several awkward situations with the gf, but I rode home on the bus with her again again anyway. She was really codependent during the majority of our relationship so we was trying her best to make things okay despite my embarrassing display the day before, but I was still in shock from the polarizing mixture of love and disappointment from failed musical sex. Little did I know today was going to be even more. We got to her house and I pretended to go to the bathroom for about 15 minutes to try to calm down and prepare myself to make things right. She was concerned I was sick, but gave up knocking on the door after a while and just turned on the show Monk instead. I finally come out and decide this is going to be the real show, sorry Monk. I kiss her and lay her down horizontally on the couch, slowly down her body and taking off her clothes as I do. I move on to some oral, and she starts taking off my shirt. I know this is time to make things right, and I help her with her trying to get my pants off as well. I don't even know what is even happening in this Monk episode and curious, so I am briefly distracted but break away. (Cont)
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>>703611489
go for it faggot
maybe its meant to be
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>>703611621
She guides me in and I start fucking like a goddamn pornstar, no condoms and all. (Porn was my only real reference, so I assumed this is how general sex goes. thank you god for not giving me kids back then.) We go from me on top to her on top, then onto the floor, and after a while into me fucking her from behind. This has been going on for roughly an hour and a half and I am so anxiety ridden I am nowhere near finishing. She has been very into it this entire time, but she eventually had to tell me she is starting to hurt. I decide this must be the end, so I pull out and start jacking myself off and cum on her back. She is really surprised but then turns around and kisses me. I go into the bathroom nearly blacked out from the experience and sweat on the floor for a while. I come back after a time and cuddle my girl and her mom comes back to see us nearly asleep on the sofa. She has no idea what had just happened in the past two days, but I had a feeling she would eventually find out I would be slamming her daughter unapologetically for a couple years to come.
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>>703611607
>>703611650

Kek.

The thesis holds true
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Storytime fellas
>Be me
>16
>Self-esteem problems, before I realized that the whole "be yourself" thing actual works if you're not a fucking autist.
>Be dating this chick a year above me
>Summer, just got done with band camp
>Head over to her house for Chinese
>We've fooled around a lot before, but had agreed on not going all the way
>Get there, she's home alone
>Wearing nothing but lime green spaghetti-strap tank top and pink athletic shorts
>Leads me to her bedroom
>Her place was tiny; just her room, her parent's room, and a combined kitchen/living room
>Anyway
>Get to her room, see no chinese food
>"I thought we were having dinner?"
>"My parents just left to go get it and some groceries, Anon. They should be back in an hour or so."
>kden
>"In the mean time.."
>She walks over and locks the door
>Drops both straps of her tank top, revealing her c-cup breasts before sitting on the bed
>I get on top, start kissing her neck and playing with her strawberry blonde hair
>She starts feeling my cock through my shorts and licking my ear

Continue?
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>>703611575
>>703611621
>>703611650
Holy fucking wall of text. Learn to greenest if you want anyone to read your post
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>>703610197
Cuck
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>>703611543
If you aren't from a sexually repressed culture, 17 is a late bloomer.
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>>703611650
Little did I know this would blossom into a horribly codependent teenage relationship on both our ends, both of us with untreated psychological illness. We had many intense fights and breaks and everything that you shouldn't have to deal with as a teenager, but holy shit was the sex insane. So many years later, now overweight and alone I really miss those days. Thank you Rent, for great songs and great fucks.
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16, got new girl friend, who was hot goth chick, said she was 15 almost 16, we were in my bedroom, kissing, she asked if I had a condom, got one out but got really nervous, penis failure, she looks a bit sad, straddles me and says, " never mind, maybe another day" starts to kiss me and grind against me, instant diamonds, she slowly slides her self down onto me and starts riding me, quite enjoying I until her phone rings, "oh, my dad's out side, I enjoyed that, let's continue tomorrow", lost my virginity and found out I like being brought to the brink then left for later... Oh and at her birthday (few days later) she casually mentions that she is now 15, so.. She was 14(for those bad at maths)
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With my ex, i was 15, she 14. In her sisters bed. I still have that condom wrapper. I'm now 18 and ive only fucked her to this date
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>17
>lost to ex gf who broke up with me 2 days ago

>shit was still cash
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>>703610412
I don't believe you
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>>703611489
Post a pic of her?
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>>703611758
Tried, couldn't parse it down. You can choose to read it or not, I'm sorry. Having actually lost my virginity, there is a lot of context that goes into it.
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it took me till i was 22, but I almost want to say it was worth the wait, because I would have never been assertive enough for it before then.
>be with shy 19 year old qt i just met
>sitting awkwardly on her bed together, making small talk for a while
>she is not being flirty, but I realize there has got to be a reason she has not kicked me out yet
>finally go in for a kiss
>all shyness dropped instantly
>she starts making out hard, and we get really passionate
>I reach down her pants and start to finger her (never done anything like that before)
>feel it getting wet, as I am still kissing her, but she is pulling away and moaning too much to kiss back
>after I could tell she came, she gets on top of me and makes out even harder
>this repeats a few more times, with less clothing each time
>eventually both naked and decide to go in for it
>I thrust enough to make her squirm a bunch
>she pushes me onto my back and starts riding me
>I manage to pull out right before busting all over myself

The whole thing lasted about 3 hours, and I loved every minute of it. Would relive that night a hundred times if I could
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>>703608717
19
haven't lost it

I have literally no confidence
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>>703608717
15
truth or dare game gone wild.
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>>703608717

15 with 14 yr old g/f at the time. On a skate park bench just before the bus arrived. Then tried to figure out what had happened on the bus trip home. More then one person saw.
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>>703611691
If you read the beginning you would see that my actual first experience the day prior was horrible and awkward. Honestly am surprised I actually did anything the next day. Life as an autist is fun.
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>>703610197
you still a virgin?
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>>703611774
kids in catholic school fuck on the regular, culture has nothing to do with it
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>>703608717
>22
>still a virgin
was depressed since before puberty started and only recently i'm thinking about sex as a thing i would want. i'm too insecure to go look for it though.
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21 or 22. I'd been blown,I had eaten pussy, and everything else by 2 girls up until then. It was girl #2 I was waiting to give it to. Almost did the deed a few times... The most memorable being my brothers (ill fated, his wife is a fucking ugly cunt bitch) wedding... She was 2 years younger... or about 1.5- inbetween. Those kinds of details don't matter though. Basically, around then I was maybe 19? 20? Making her 17-18... That night after tons of foreplay, as we had done in the past I was grinding my shaft along her tight innie pussy lips, splitting her open and making her soak the underside of my cock. Angling downward and prodding her teasingly before letting my head slip up and continue grinding. Tons of kissing and sucking- blah blah blah. Point is- this chick was easily 8/10. Without some of her bullshit MAYBE higher. But she was very attractive, and very smart. But sexually? She was fucking retarded. I don't say that because of her lack of experience- she had only ever rubbed her pussy and clit, never pushed fingers inside- and take note turbo virgins (well, if you're younger. at this point if this holds true she's retarded or you're hitting up jailbait or fucking close to it-) a lot of girls are like that. This one definitely was. She never wore herself in... in the slightest. Godsend, right? Sometimes maybe... But given her physique, her pussies physical tightness and her lack of expertise in how it feels emotionally whatsoever- plus my thick as fuck cock (Not trying to say I'm fucking King Kong. It's just difficult for a petite girl as innocent but willing as this girl, for instance. Slightly, or barely above, average length, definite above average width, and I curve upward, maybe from many nights humping my hand as a young horny kid) .... So (sorry I'm buzzed and zooted as fuck, no excuse for this sentence structuring, but you've read this far without it being some fucking gayass greentext that wastes tons of space) (CONT)
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>>703608717
>What age you lost your virginity

technically = 11
fooling around with cousin during summer break.
dick was in her, but not really long enough to do much.

officially = 14
same cousin came to visit for holidays.
lots of late night talk, reminiscing of earlier times together.
we ended up giving it another go.

>zero regrets
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>>703608717
14

Was going out with the neighbor girl.
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30yrs old and still virgin. I find it so hard to make a relationship...:(
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>>703608797
What's as it like to get circumcised? My forskin is a too tight as well but I'm not sure if I want to get it cut
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21
Kissless virgin (not handholdless at least)
Just can't talk to girls/never meet any
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>>703609504
that's an injustice!
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>>703612053
yes i am
and she is also
i am 25 she is 23
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>>703612146
OMG an actual wizard
Whar arcane powers do you have now??
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24 now.
lost at 16
banged long time girlfriend at my own party
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>>703612084
>officially = 14
have any proof? if not, it's not official, just a cool story bro
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>17
>Week before my birthday
>best mate sets up week early threesome birthday present
>lost my virginity in a jeep to a chubby 16 year old who gave good head.

I found out a while later she is pretty much in love with my best mate who now has a girlfriend. Don't give a fuck stuck it in her ass a few days later and haven't talked to her since
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>>703611742
>"You're so fucking hot" she whispers in my ear
>"Well yeah, it's like, 90F fucking degrees in here."
>She laughs and I open up the window
>Mind you, this was well before I was capable of holding my spaghetti back
>We go back to making out
>I finger her and play with her breasts
>She strokes and sucks my cock
>She's not very good at it, but my juvenile mind doesn't care enough to complain
>After about 20 minutes of this she leans back and spreads her pussy
>"I can't take it any more, Anon. I want you inside me."
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>>703611556
>escort
Faggot, work for your pussy, it's not that hard
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>haven't
>19
>not leaving the house or anything. (never went to a party, though I get invited quite often.)
>Don't really meet girls irl. I'm just teting them on for example WhatsApp. At the point were they want to meet up, I just say no and usually the contact breaks up at this point.
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>>703612290
I'm finishing this fucking story at this point, whether you fagits want it or not.
>DIAMONDS
>"B-But what about condoms? I didn't bring any."
>"I don't care, you can cum on my chest. I've always wanted you to do that."
>D-D-D-DIAMONDS
>Go down on her for a few moments before sliding in
>omfg.jpeg
>jfc.avi
>Do my best not to bust on entry
>After that initial bit, it's pretty easy to hold back
>Fuck her missionary for a bit, then flip her over and fuck her doggy
>She's screaming like an animal
>I can't hold back anymore
>Tell her I'm gonna cum
>She slips off and gets on her knees holding her boobs for me
>Ladies and gentlemen, we have lift off
>Bust harder than I ever have before
>Practically coat her chest in cum
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Just turned 20
I dont talk to people
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>>703610809
Fair enough, alcohol is a drug. But so is caffeine. Do you view people who drink coffee every morning as drug users also?
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>>703612349
The finale
>Bask in the post-orgasm bliss as a light summer breeze brushes over me
>Abruptly cut off by the sound of a car door
>SHITSHITSHIT
>Get dressed as quick as I can
>"ANON, what the fuck do I do about all this cum!?"
>Spaghetti starts to fall out
>"I-I don't know! Eat it or something!"
>Realize what I've said
>Don't get the chance to retort before she actually starts shoveling the stuff into her mouth
>niggawut
>Sure, fine, whatever works
>I just barely finish putting my clothes on before her parents open the door
>She's still buck naked
>They don't say anything
>They just put the chinese on the floor and leave immediately
>And then it dawns on me
>I just jizzed on their daughter's chest
>In front of an open window
>In front of the driveway
>On display for the whole neighborhood
>"Phew, not sure I'll have room for all this chinese after that load."
>Inform her of the details of what just happened
>"So? I don't really care if they saw or anyone else saw."
>NIGGA
>"You gonna eat this chinese or what?"
>Fuck yeah I am, I'd eat an actual asshole at this point I'm so hungry
>Scarf down general tso's and orange chicken
>When I leave for the night I go out through the window cuz I'm still too embarrassed to face her parents
>Next time I see them they act like nothing ever happened

I broke up with her a few months later cuz she tried to get me to impregnate her on multiple occasions. Turns out she was actually a completely fucking crazy bitch with absolutely no empathy whatsoever.
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>>703612332
i cant help but ask why. self confidence or just cba with drama ... or youre not into females ?
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I put a lot of work into reliving my losing my virginity to Rent, and I really wish someone would at least appreciate it. I should have been sleeping but instead decide to recount an awkward situation that happened like 7 years ago.
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>>703609026
Is your name Trent by any chance?
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>>703612229
Invisibility to women..:D
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>Be me
>Im being me
>Im still me
> virgnity lost.
>kekt a cum load
>still a virgin
>hides behind amazing six pack and 10/10 style
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>>703611289
And her name...
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19, good social skills but not good with feelings, never felt anything for anyone other than a gril I've been friends with for 2 years, realized that I love her 7 months ago. Long and complicated story about us right now, but now I can't even think of having sex with anyone other than her.
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>>703612299
Don't care. Pussy is pussy, I have standards to some extent but I'll take what I can get.
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19
havent
beta af- do go out, talk to girls, just never had the balls to ask one out or anything
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>>703611303
Ugly?
Fat? Jobless? Short? Austism lord? Need details.
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>17
>Got a job as a front of floor model at a Hollister outlet.
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16 virgin, life doesn't really have many girls in it, i would say im a little awkward when it comes to starting conversations. need help fast before school ends and am left with only guy friends afterwards.
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>>703612643
>I have standards
Kek
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>>703612071
....She was willing- I don't even think SHE expected to react as she did once my head barely broke past her thick reddened pussy lips, dipping into her entrance and actually into her pussy. She got overwhelmed with emotions and started crying, telling me to keep going but definitely looking uncomfortable about it. I backed off & started with my fingers to get her comfy, sure. but I knew this was a long term sort of deal, not just a "get her ready with foreplay" once I learned how inexperienced she was. We were grinding and fucking around for weeks- and I have to say in her defense- she wasn't being some fucking cunt with a double agenda... She wanted this- she came hard to even just grinding and working her up to it and still being loving. Why did I tolerate this and wait? Well, when you're not a complete emotionally deprived wizard like the only kind of fucks that're reading this- You actually CAN manage to sometimes care about someone other than yourself and your comfort bubble. She wasn't bullshitting- and at the time, she was worth it. Sometimes, on rare occasion, there are decent girls with problems in OTHER areas we don't need to fuck around with here, that are worth being romantic, gentle, and understanding with until they feel good about what they're going to do. So many cock-against-pussy-and-thigh grinding sessions in the shower, gentle, then deeper, and deeper still fingering session later. Teasing and prodding her pussy with my cock and rubbing while sliding my shaft against her lips- increasingly more loving and lack-of-teeth blowjobs from her later... We split.
Shit just sometimes doesn't work out as you processed, planned, etc on for the past few months. Even years. Or more.

3 months after the split up? I just hit up some thicker, but bigger titted chick I met on Badoo. Verify after a bit that she doesn't have any fucking dependencies or diseases, and I bring her back to watch Netflix (before that was a thing) and drink. And we fucked.
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>>703608717
>16
>Me and gf both virgins, our first kisses and stuff was all with each other
>Go on a holiday with gf and family, camping
>In a caravan with gf's family outside, get a bit handsy and we just get carried away
>Rawdog it, tried to be quiet
>They all heard
>They all saw
>Her father never spoke more than a sentence to me again, mother aggresively shit talked me
>Family friend thought it was fucking hilarious, would laugh about it with me until the break up

Totally worth it, that first time was fucking incredible
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>8 years old staying at older cousins house
>12 year old brother is active in sports
>im always inside on pc
>everyone likes my older bro
>no friends
>2 weeks later she comes over to stay at ours
>i try socialize
>brother interupts
>"Hey anon why you talking to girls xD"
>Cousinanon "haha Broanon u so funny"
Cont.. if anyone is in thread
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>>703610111
If you didnt nut, you are still a virgin.
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>>703610468

you have burgers in yer ass.
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>>703610454
3 hours hahahah
You are so full of shit.
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>>703612434
>self confidence
Actually, I am quite self confident. I woudln't say that I am particularly good looking but not ugly either. 6'1, quite /fit/, black belt... (6-7/10)

>cba with drama
Well, I guess that depends on the girl and since I never had one, I can't really >cba with the drama

>or gay
Na. I am still into girls, trust me.
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>>703612908
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>>703612684
exact same
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>>703609381
hi mason
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>>703608843
you a femanon?
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>>703612753
don't worry, the time will come naturally so you don't really "need help" at all. Provided you don't lose it before school ends you will probably do at collage due to the fact you will meet lots of people and will eventually get laid in any party.
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>14
>at a party where I got shitfaced don't remember much
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>>703612789
Love the gif for this. Perfect part of that entire skit.
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I am 22 and I recently lost it, but I will always be sad that I missed out on teenage love... I always fantasize about sneaking out with a cute girl and secretly trying things we have never done, and hiding it from our parents.

I see lots of stories like this in this thread, and it just makes me sad that I was such an autistic, unlucky teenager...
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>>703612816
No because it sounds like you managed to get cucked at 8 years old you fucking faggot. Kill yourself.
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>15
>Girlfriends house
>Her twin sister and my bestfriend playing Wii in living room
>Lame missionary for 15min
>Leave out room feeling cool with no shirt
>Her mom pulls in driveway
>Me and bestfriend book it out back door and hop fences
>Her mom still finds out, hates me at the time, can't see each other for 5 months.
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>I cba giving the whole story
Basically after that i ran away for 2 hours, when i came back 1 hour before 9pm (familys back at that time)
>my bro and her are licking eachothers anuses
>I scream and cry and start to freak out
>bro fucks me
>cousin fucks me
>My older sister who tried to scare us when family came back saw it all from when my but had a dick on it (not inside) and my cousin was masturbating

Now im homeless and go to the public library to use the pc, its semi-related to what happened 10 years ago
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>17 years
>19 years now
>8 pussy
>14, 15, 16, 19, 26, aloot of girls

3 virgin

The pussy destroyer.
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>>703612928
from the time we started making out to the time I came was 3 hours. there was a lot of stuff in between, but the penetration didn't start until about 10 minutes to the end. I was surprised I went for so long, especially since I think she came 3-4 times throughout...
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>>703612928
Not if he was nervous or on amphets like Adderall or Methylphenidate. I've done that plenty. But I always block them first.
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>>703608717
19, still virgin. I don't live /fit/ lifestyle and that's really the only reason I could imagine. I'm really nice and patient with chicks and always give of my time if they need it. I just don't have it I guess, /b/ros.
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>>703608717
I was writing about it but it ended up getting far too long (3200+ characters), and I wasn't even halfway through it, so here's a tl;dr:

>be me 15
>met 12yo at this game store i used to go
>starts inviting me frequently
>occasionally gets naked in front of me on purpose
>suck his dick one day, but failed to fuck him because he came with the bj
>invites me over again several times
>things escalate on subsequent visits
>not many opportunities to go to his house after a while
>one day there his father shows up and screams at him (probably for inviting people into his house)
>they probably get suspicious about me being around too often, everyday, until late in the night, alone, with him.
>use the excuse i'm watching over him, to his mother, while she's at work
>he stops showing off at this game place we used to go
>no invites to come over to his house (this was before the internet was a thing btw)
>he moves in with his father
>passed by his house one day and he's in the front, laying on the engine his mother's car (because it was warm)
>go talk to him and he give me the same look he used to
>I ask what is wrong, he said he moved out
>Ask him if I could go over his new house and he say he can't invite anyone over there
>say goodbye and only talk to him again two years later over social network

This story is so long, and it has so many details, and turns you wouldn't believe.

I ended up meeting his cousin in law, a few years later (who was 11 at the time, I was 19) and a similar story developed. I ended up into a relationship with this new guy for almost 7 years afterwards. lol until he moved out to college after a really emotional and rough break up.

I have so many stories back then of me fooling around, and they overlap so much it's hard to separate them properly.
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>>703611774
I'm from a country were is legal to have sex at 13 and 17 is not a late bloomer. 13 and 14 are earlies, 15-18 is standard
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>>703613210
And you sound illiterate and uninteresting because of thst as fuck. Retard. What the fuck.
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>Be 18
>Dating gf for 4 months and finally decide it's time
>We plan to have sex next time we hangout
>tfw nervous, don't know what to expect
>Time comes around and we hangout
>Start off watching some random shit show
>Ask her if she wants to have sex
>She says yes
>Nerves start coming on... stomach starts turning
>tf.png
>She takes off her clothes and I do aswell
>Start fingering her and my dick turns diamonds
>Time comes around to grab condom
>Start unwrapping
>PP goes from diamonds to jelly
>Still try to get hard and put it on
>Start getting frustrated
should I continue?
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Lost it to my first gf at 18, split up with her when i was 22 having only ever fucked her.
Started reading about game and pickup, went travelling the world, now on 40 women (no prostitutes)
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>>703613553
Better wrap your shit up
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>18
>Dating a girl for a month
>she sleeps in my bad with me after party
>start kissing
>fingering and licking her for about an hour
>struggle to get hard becaus very sleepy and smoked about 2g weed 2 hours ago
>fucked her for another hour
>can't cum becaus still stoned af
>i think she didn't come either
>sleep 2 hours and then go to work completly destroyed
>regret it a little bit becaus it would've been much better if it would've happen when i'm not completly fly high
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>>703613636
I do most of the time, its 90% western traveler girls i fucked anyway.
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>>703612218
You are a true and genuine guy! way to guy! I am 27 and still a virgin, waiting for that special one
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17
at gf house
watching terminator 2
parents home but doesn't matter had sex
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>12
>friends little sister had babysitter
>we fucked in the pool
>everyone found out
Shit was cash.
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>>703609965
this is basically me, including growing without a father. I'm 19 tho but I have so many insecurities I don't know how the fuck I'll ever get laid
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>>703613690
Just start pumping babies into women in other countries.
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>>703613814
>>703609965
Same with me. Save that I had a dad, but he was so strict that it fucked me up just the same way. Though, I don't think I'm too attractive and def not fit, so....
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>>703612517

Best prowers
Rape 'em all m friend!
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>>703613724
Sounds like something out "I Had Sex" by the Lonely Island.
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>>703611774
no it isn't, you sound like you're still really young
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>>703608717
(17) The first time I had sex was with a guy that I had known for years. He was really sweet and was also a virgin (at least that's what he told me). He had turned on some music to get us into the mood dimmed the lights. It was perfect. We started making out and right as I felt him enter, his dad pulls into the driveway...
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>>703608843
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16. Was with this girl almost a year with never getting any more than oral. Broke up with her & when I got home there was this other girl waiting, said she already heard we'd broke up and wanted to fuck.
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23, few days ago in fact. friends coworker who had it out for me at a party. both drunk as fuck, she came i didn't. met the day after and had a do-over and that was way better. shouldn't do it completely smashed i guess.. hard to feel anything
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>>703613212
>13
>17 now
>10 pussy
>3 virgins also
All 8/10 hotties apart from 1 (chubster I fucked the night after I broke up with gf of 2 yrs)
>I am puss master
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I was 12 and she was 14 and the block slut. did it because she was older and hot and I had just started puberty. actually helped me continue to get laid frequently all through middle school and highschool.
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>18
>Virgin, because the girl I was dating for three years was worth waiting for. Until she cheated on me.
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>>703611303
If only wizard powers at age 30 actually existed.
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I was 16 when I started dressing like a king and getting a social life

>Wearing a $104 Shit, $160 hoodie, $110 pants, $500 watch, a New Era Hat and some af1's.
>Going to party with friends
>best friends gf is getting me some drinks
>Getting typsy, start talking to people
>Smoke a little
>Girl sees me drunk af
>Starts taking care of me and treating me like her bf
>She's like 4"9 and cute af
>I buy her an arizona tea and we both chill at the party
>We go to a park together at like 11pm and lie down
>She rolls over to me and cuddles me, i was like 6ft then so it was funny with her being so short to me
>She puts her hands down my pants
>I go along with it
>Long story short We end up fucking at the park
>I blow my load all over her shirt so I take my hoodie off and give it to her, (supreme black box hoodie)
>Walk back to party, chill for a while, she goes to sleep on my lap
>Next morning I wake up, we were allowed to stay because I knew the host quite well
>She's still on my lap so I leave her there
>Go on my phone check fb and snap, very fun night
>She wakes up, I walk her back to her house with my friends
>She adds me on fb and snapchat


She's my gf to this day. Pretty good.
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>>703611774
17 is not a late bloomer
that's pretty much average in most western developed countries, average as in that's when at least 50% have lost it.
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>>703612684
Same
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I was 12 when Chad Thundercock take my ass as his property after a fight behind the school, Even today I can feel his cocke destroying my self respect, dreams and hopes on life
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>>703608717
>me, 16
>been texting this chick
>her mate gets my number off her and starts texting me too
>she's in my neigbhourhood one night while I'm with my bro
>we meet her
>take turns fucking her in the bushes
>it's a retirement home
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In Europe average age for losing virginity is around 14 but in prudish America it's something like 18 or 19.
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>>703615289
unlike eroupe, USA doesnt have half the population under sharia law where raping children is seen as a sacred duty to appease Allah
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>>703615289
idk what places in Europe but here in the UK it's around 15/16 i'd say, i know france is pretty lax on sex and it's not a taboo subject like in the US, i'd say the US has a higher age because christian influences in society
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>>703608717
6 or 7. I played around with a girl and tried out what would happen if I put my weiner inside her.

Looking back to it I just wish I had eaten her out.
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>>703608973
>>703609146
MODS
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>>703616798
How?
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>be me
>be 6
>sister who is 10 fucking me in the asshole with a carrot.
>Then i fucked her pussy til i came buckets over her
>literally drowned her in cum

R.I.P Lisa, we miss you
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>>703608717
>25
>raped a friend girl once when I was 16
>besides that never had sex
>am quite ugly and anti social
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>>703608717
fat and lazy virgin and weirdo thats why i didnt get laid
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>>703616899
Wanna know the best part: It was her idea. SHE dragged me to another room in the kindergarten to play
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>>703608717
>most autistic gif ever

shiiiiiiiiit
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>>703616987
>am quite ugly and anti social
well that explains why you had to rape someone you fucking faggot. Just kill yourself.
>inb4 triggered beyond the realm of misogony.jpg
>inb4 faggot
>inb4 newfag
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>>703609737
Some guy being a faggot
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>>703608717
>16
I was dating a cute Japanese foreign exchange student here in the US.
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>>703611429
wait what, can you be more specific at the 12 weeks part?
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>>703617088
kindergarten at 6
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>>703608717
>does this make text green
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>21
>with a female friend who god knows how i got her into bed, since i was so beta
>worst sex of my life
at that time it was the only sex
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>>703617248
newfag detected
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>21
>with a hooker

I was really clumsy with girls at the time, I got some GF but my awkwardness made them go away after one or two weeks...

I guess I just needed to fuck a hooker to become a man, since then I got multiple GF and multiple fucks...
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>>703608717
>23
>paid $100 to 19 y/o fairly attractive hooker
>fucked her
>gave $20 tip
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>>703617202
Fucking daycare whatever. Before school age anyways.
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>>703610817
>>both virgins
boring stuff at first glance
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>>703608717
16
Brothel
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23, with my best friends girlfriend, was living with them and we got drunk one night he was away and fucked. Fucked for like 6 months on the side. I'm a slimey piece of shit.

Watch my YouTube vids! https://youtu.be/3p8Kgu7DKQI
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>>703609724
I'm turning 19 this year I hope I fuck a 14 yo
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>>703612490
Is your name Cameron??
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16yo virgin
I have an average girl that likes me
Should i fuck her or wait for a better girl?
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14

Was drunk and high for the first time ever, was in the middle of a paddock on an old couch. Me and bf of the time were cuddling and then as I started to green out we got it in. Dont really remember much of it other thsn that.
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> finished school, 18yo
> desperate to get laid
> craigslist
> find 15yo who looks 18 and willing to fuck
> meet up at a movie
> notacop.win
> finger blast in the back row
> head to local cricket club
> lost virginity behind the local club house to a 15yo off craigslist
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well... first sexual experience was...

>be 12 years old
>8 years old neighbor girl I used to go over fairly frequently to play games
>one day she gets all lovey dovey
>places hands on legs and head on lap
>days pass by and she keeps doing the same, but I start getting erections
>one day mother goes out to buy groceries a 10-15min trip usually
>she harrases me actually touching it and asking me to pull it out
> I do it, her eyes go blank, she touches it, grabs it, and puts it in her mouth... I still wonder where she learned that at that age...
>I fap it quickly and a bead of cum comes out and and she licks it...
> never speak of it again for a few years
>we continued again when she was 3 years older and some boobs for me to get excited about...

but...

I got another one if you guys interested
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>>703617661
You'll never know what life would bring, might as well fucc, you could end up dying tomorrow.

Watch my vids https://youtu.be/3p8Kgu7DKQI
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>15
>finished primary school and got laid on the same night with some random girl i had texted with for a few days
>i came inside and when she got off me i noticed that my semen was bloody
>i tought my foreskin had ripped or something but turns out she had her perioid
>was nice tho
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>be me
>17
>never even touched a boob before
>given up all hopes of having sex
>begin in new class
>make some friends
>after a while a classmate falls in love with a girl
>wants me to meet her
>she has a friend with her
>think her friend is kind of cute
>nice tits.jpg
>fast forward a few weeks
>she starts to like me for some odd reason
>fast forward a few weeks more
>we go to my place
>cuddling
>she wants to have sex
>dontknowwhatthefucktodo.png
>she says she's on her period
>im too desperate to give a fuck
>put on a condom while she gets ready
>she began to ride me
>i have a pitched roof so it was fucking tight
>fucked like hell
>get pretty exhausted after 15 mins of constant thrusting
>have to pee af
>sister knocks on door telling me someone wants to visit, she knew i was occupied so she sent him home
>slipped my dick out and noticed blood all over my dick and on my sheets
>had to get up, go to the bathroom and pee
>dick got flacid and i couldn't get it up again
>she had to go anyway
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>>703611390
We fell in love anon, we were talking and we just got close. It was never part of the plan it just happened.
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>>703609724
How are you friends with a 14yr old?
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>20 and still virgin
>I am pretty clumsy with girls, have Aspergers and shit
I am 1,87m tall, weight 102 - i am really strong - with a bodyfat of 20%(If not 18-19%), average face, i had dental care since i was a kid, in college right now. Some chicks randomly say hi to me but i dont know what the fuck am i supposed to do. My brother(23yo, he fucks very often) told me that the shit is to get ripped and fuck milfs i find on Tinder, because they are easy and actually only care about sex
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>>703617493
god damn you're tragic.
you're that fucked you have to go for girls 5 years younger than you?
just kill yourself
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>>703608717
> 20
> V card since I don't have many friends and I'm not good at getting to know new people
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>>703617807
I guess a short green text story should be made...

>be 17 year old me
>used to go to friends house every week
>had cute sister that was about... 7-8 (she's 9.5 years younger than me)
>don't mind her, kids... are kids...
>always hugging my arm or giving me junk and toys
>laughs it off and/or tell her thank you and throw it to the side
>years passes
>extremely early bloomer (latinas... ah...)
>starts laying in my lap to do anything... read, play games, etc
>one day I pick her up and smaller sister from their grandparents and take them to their house
>lay on her mother's bed to watch TV (normal thing... but not alone with the girls in the house)
>this kid cuddles up to me, and ups her leg into my crotch
> I wrap my arm around her (she's on my side still) and kiss her fore head and she goes red
>girl starts rubbing my chest hair and faintly grinding on my hip, I cup her small boobs and pinch her nipple, and lowly tell her about her sister is here... and we left it there
>before going she takes my camera at the time (photographer) and takes a few pictures of her chest
>kisses me goodnight (enjoy~)
>but that wasn't the day I first fucked her... that was... her starting me up... and me setting her up...
>Go to the pool a few days later
> kinda late but normal hours for a swim... huge pool... like almost Olympic sized... she was swimming with me most of the time, and she was rubbing me when she could, touching my penis... and I was grabbing her ass and feeling her budding breasts when I could.
>until she starts clinging on me, while making playing noises a 10 yo make, but she started giving me those... I'mma fuck you looks...
>red faced, pulls my hand into her pussy
>feels like Hair gel
>I fingered her there... and she closed her eyes and started saying her head was dizzy
>that lube man...
>moves her into position
>she holds my penis into her vag
and I started rubbing it, but it wouldn't go in (figures... I got a thick one)

part1, part 2 is short
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>>703610111
I feel you, same for me, didn't cum the first times.
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>>703608717
im 25 and ive not lost my virginity because i want to become a wizard
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>>703618115
part 2

>she did bleed, her inner panties in the swim suit where a bit stained that red/brown color
>she threw it out
>she was still a mess... hormonally... she sucked me off in the car, good thing there's forests where I live
>I held her head and finished masturbating myself and I came in her mouth
and she then proceded to jump on me and kiss me and make me suck boobs first the first time and some other stuff... she tried again to fuck me, but couldn't.
>great stuff
>when she was 12 I finally slipped it in
>be me 31, she's 21... still in love with each other
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>>703609965
Yeah. 20 here. My father works on ships since before I was born so I see him for like 5 months and we're not very close. I've had several chances but I didn't feel like going for it because I was focused on a girl that I could never be with. Maybe this year I'll finally decide to not back out. Probably not
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>17th birthday
>hanging out with pot head friends after school like always
>we are all at this girl N and her sister M's house
>2 other girls there, J and W
>W is a total full on lesbo flat as a board man hater
>J is this decent tit size female I've known forever
>we all get baked as usual
>sitting on comfy as fuck couch laughing
>notice J is missing
>N calls me over to another room
>walk on and N is standing at the door to the basement
>she puts her hand up to high five me saying have fun anon and happy birthday
>not sure what is going on
>give N the high five and feel something in my hand
>look at it as I walk down the steps slowly and it's a condom
>reach the bottom of the steps to find J there naked waiting for me
>confused boner rising
>she says happy birthday she is going to take my virginity
>ok
>get naked with the speed and agility like a rabbit
>we are now all over each other on the floor
>awkward teen making out
>get on my knees to put the condom on
>she says to stop and has me give her the condom
>she tells me to lay down
>she proceeds to blow me as she puts the condom on
>I'm on the verge right then and there
>tell her to stop before I pop my top
>she is laying down legs spread
>I get in between her legs
>no chance like the present
>my cock begins to slide in
>hold a moment
>begin thrusting
>last about 30 more seconds and got rug burn on my knees
>felt unsure and such
>wouldn't have sex again for another 18 months after that
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>>703608717
14. Was dating a chick who was 17.
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>>703609801
Might have just been old period stains
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>24
>threesome with my friend and his wife. We split roast her quite frequently
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>18
>working at a restaurant with mostly older coworkers
>get wine drunk and go home with hot 26 year old coworker
>kneels down sucks my cock in the driveway
>takes me inside her parents' house and we fuck like animals
It was still to this day some of the best sex I ever had, but that bitch was crazy. Wish I hadn't burnt that bridge bc I wanna fuck her again
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>>703608717
fucking nigger faggot
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yesterday from op's mother
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18, virgin, waiting for right chick
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>15
>some fat slut i met at a party

During, I made up an excuse that I was too drunk in order to get out of it.
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23
To an older guy who only used me
Because I'm a moron with no self-esteem
Biggest regret of my life

...I wanted to save myself for marriage :(
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>>703609148
>>703609737
>being this new
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25 on my wedding night to my wife.

Traditional, I know, but it was hot.
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>17
>was a Christfag at the time
>dating a girl from youth group
>she finally convinces me after minths of trying
>imon her bed, shes on top, rides me for like a minute
>gonna come but then she jumps off and starts crying saying she cant believe she did this to me
>i say its okay
>she says she cant believe shes done this again
>what
>turns out shes banged just about every guy in the group
>She had moved there less than a year ago
>also turns out she had herpes
>thank fuck I do not

I don't know that consensual sex gets much worse
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>>703608717
19, fucked a friends friend because she asked if i wanted to while he was outta state.
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>>703608717
>4
>molested by dad
>we could prove it in court but instead my mom just got a restraining order against him because she wanted to take pity on him
>he then proceeds to send threatening hate mail to all my teachers and therapists thus chasing us out of school after school and town after town and also he never pays a cent of child support
>my mom works her ass off but she's legitimately ill and winds up on disability trying and failing to continue working
>i have no father figure so i wind up just subconsciously following her example
>as a result i succumb to my ptsd and become depressed and ineffectual
>i get fat from using food to cope so then i'm even more depressed because i hate myself
>the only thing that can still motivate me is school and school doesn't start again until the 22nd for me
>so now i'm here
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>>703619035
GET SHREKT XDDDDD
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>>703609504
get revenge on those bitches man
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>>703612562
IS JOHN CENA!!!!!
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18. So nervous I lasted forever but acted like I knew what I was doing. Girl thought I was the man. Was the moment I realize you can pretty much fake it through life. Started fucking everything that moved and doing really well in general life shit.

I should really send that little Indian girl a cake or some shit. Shes fat now.
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>>703608797

Well, that's your own choice, nothing wrong with that. Just don't do that shit to babies.
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>17
>Fucked my current gf (4+ years now) that i met in high school, just got lucky
>Extra
>2nd time some girl i met through whisper, gf never found out and prob never will
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>15
>mildly gross weird girls likes me
>we hang out by going to a friends house she lives close by
>one day her parents and sister aren't home
>lay on bed with her
>awkwardly touch each other
>penetrate her
>awkward gyrations for maybe a couple minutes at most
>absolutely fill her with semen
>never talk about it or hang out again

It was really stupid tbh, I could literally have a 12 year old child right now if my luck was worse, three years from potentially being a grandfather myself. Fuck all of that.
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>>703609823
<cnat math
he's obviously 40 what are you autist?
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>>703617960
Lol shit if i was a virgin id take a train ride to fuck some bitch i was attracted to online
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>>703608717
21 never had the change to. Overweight stayed at home to much
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>>703611467

My wifes a mechanical engineer with multiple degrees in math. She also makes $100k more than me a year. Get rekt kid lol.
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>>703610281
youre a virgin because youre a close minded cuck
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>>703620638
*closed
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>>703620605

Things that never happened for $1000, Alex.
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