How do I approach this chick at a library for the third fucking time?
I walked up to her, asked her to take a break from studying and grab a coffee with me, she kindly said she has to study a lot and fucked me off. I played it cool, smiled and walked away.
Half an hour later I bought her a coffee, left it on her table in front of her and said: "Here's that coffee since you're busy, no hard feelings."
She just looked neutrally surprised, I didn't let her say anything, just turned around and walked away.
Now I'm sitting in her point of view and it's been 30 mins since the coffee.
She's a 10/10, haven't seen a girl this pretty in a long time and I need her.
You've already shown you're desperate. You're pretty much fucked.
>>703607485
You fucked up man, shouldnt have walked away when you gave the coffee and waited for a response instead. Better let this one go
>>703607553
Shit, it does seem like it when you say it like that.
But, I'm witty and lovable, give me a suggestion.
>>703607685
But... if I stayed for the answer after she told me she's studying, then she would have tought I'm an inconsiderate asshole. That's why I walked away, I figured it's her turn to make a step
she obviously wants nothing to do with you. ya ruined it by approaching her 3 times when you shouldve taken the hint. I would just get out of the library before you embarrass yourself even more.
>>703607691
I don't really have any advice other than hindsight.
Look man you've already played your cards for the day go home and try again some other time before you look like a spaghetti sperg.
>>703608003
I didn't at all embarrass myself. I walked up to her twice.
The worst you can get from a chick is a 'no', that shit isn't embarrassing
>>703607485
You could have done it the smooth way not the needy way. Next time just write your number on the coffe and leave. that makes you seem less desperate
Yeah when she said she had a lot of studying to do that was her way of saying "please get the fuck away from me"
>>703608257
I was fucking considering that, but Norway is... well... different.
>>703608270
Wow you could be a fucking detective, mate. Those are some serious social skills, I had no idea that's what she meant
Stupid fucking kids think they're fucking clever
>>703607485
>How do I approach this chick at a library for the third fucking time?
Is she there regularly? Try again another day.
Or give it up. Honestly. If she was interessted she would have said something like maybe later .
>>7036084
Kek OP is pissed because he got straight denied.
>>703608458
>Norway is... well... different.
Try starting a conversation about black metal and burning churches. That is your people's thing, right?
>>703608257
prob the best answer. the first approach you got the information that she was busy, it was whatever. the second one shows she wasn't some basic bitch to you.
But now its fucked because there's an inevitable third contact that has to happen for this to move forward and that'll just be wasting her "busy" time
I think its done, but if you really have the urge you have to drop your number in the most none intrusive way. everything forward is going to be damaging but if you can find a redeeming quality (like looks or charm or shit) it might not make the persistence so bad
idk im fuckin high
>>703607485
Punch her in the fucking face and rape her you faggot.
OP please, please, please, don't. Act like you have forgotten it. Don't stare at her or smile at her or walk over to her.
Maybe she will come over to you, today or tomorrow or next week. Maybe she won't. The odds might not be in your favour this time but they will get A THOUSAND TIMES WORSE IF YOU GO BACK AGAIN. You will become the annoying creepy guy she laughs with her friends about.
>>703607828
At this stage you're practically asking for tips on how to stalk a chick you monumental faggot.
>>703608927
This!
Or show her the dance of your people!
>>703608257
Trouble with writing your number on the cup is doing it smoothly. Pointing out that you did it seems retarded. Not pointing it out runs the risk that she won't even notice.
I'm imagining just turning the cup so she can't miss the number and giving her the ol Milhouse eyebrows.
>>703609125
Even playgrounds are depressing in Russia .. fuck.
The only option for round 3 is rape. Also Periscope that shit.
What if she's suspicious of the coffee?!? Random guy gives her coffee and walks off... seems legit.
>>703607485
OP, she is obviously a stuck up bitch. Follow her into the toilet when she goes next. Punch her up a bit then rape her. She'll think twice about saying no next time.
>>703607828
well then she would have liked you. women are not attracted to considerate guys but those who "know what they want". of course if you're real ugly or poor then you need to disregard this as you'll probably get in trouble if you try to play assertive.
You autists need to understand something. If a girl tells you 'Noo, maybe later' or wants to arrange it for next time, ignore it. She doesn't want to be with you.
Have you tried not being MONUMENTALLY creepy?
>>703609624
Bullshit. She wants the cock.
ITT: OP is a faggot. A colossal one at that.
My advice? Get fit m8. Focus on yourself and eventually you'll get her to notice. If not her, then some other sloots will definitely notice.
>>703607485
I don't think /b/ can help you bud. Should've started out in a more casual context, and made it seem like you didn't want anything from her. After a few more encounters, her mind would begin to wander on it's own.
bruh she aint interested. approach her again and she might really get creeped out.
>>703607485
You're coming off as the creepy stalkerish stubborn type, she'll probably try to avoid you and maybe even get college staff to ask you to stop harrassing her if you do it any more.
>>703610192
I am fit, faggot
I don't want a slut chick, I want this one.
Oh, a little update, I went out for a smoke and came back to find a cup of tea on my desk with her phone number and name, Sonya.
Cool eh? Fuck you niggers, you weren't useful at all
>>703610434
Sure, buddy.
Sure you did.
>>703607485
>face her
>turn 360 degrees
>walk away
>>703610434
Pics for proof m8. Otherwise, faggot gonna faggot.
>>703610434
LOL
this kid
>>703610434
Hahaha. What a fag. Has to lie to /b/ to make himself feel better.
>>703610434
thats just pathetic, lying in an anonymous image board
>>703610491
180 degrees you retarded faggot
>>703610460
>>703610530
>>703610533
>>703610534
Yeah I don't give a shit, I'm having lunch with her soon.
Op out
>>703610434
God dammit op. Who's gonna believe that? "Oh he like coffee? I will give him some tee"
>>703610651
oldfag detected
>>703610670
Kek. And I'm having dinner with Melania Trump tonight. Git gud dumbfuck.
>>703610670
Cool, you already talked too her? What did she say?
>>703610651
Summer's almost over, you can leave now
>>703610434
Op here, i'm not this one
>>703609490
that is disgusting
>>703608458
are you being witty or lovable in this reply?
you're a fucktard
>tfw I'm more fucked than OP with girls but don't havethe dignity to fuck up as bad as him
I'm just going to turn to an escort. What's my best option in SoCal?
OP here. I actually decided to go suck a cock because I'm such a faggot.
>>703610434
>Sonya
Like we're going to believe that, you could have at least used a convincing name for your lie like Susan or Janice. Sonya makes me think of an Eastern European hooker not some girl in a library.
>>703607828
It was her turn to make a step. You were on her radar for 30 minutes and she didn't. I don't think you did anything wrong, but it's time to move on.
Why you gotta lie OP? We're friends here; No need to impress us.
>>703610948
Craigslist?
>>703611116
Ok. It was actually two cocks I sucked.
>>703610434
This isn't even OP.
>>703607485
You basically fucked up son. You sound needy as fuck. What if she doesn't like coffee? You probably threatened her with a bad time in her eyes.
Pinch her in the butt and become a niusance.
If I were a girl and some random dude I just rejected came back up and gave me a coffee I'd be scared he put something in it.
>>703607691
Start by ditching the fedora
Make her eat a bowl of half a dozen eggs. Girls love that shit
>>703610434
Sure, keep lying to yourself anon
I'm not gonna lie though this is a great thread
OP here, figured out Sonya is a trap but I´m not gay cause she has a feminine penis
>>703611439
You need to follow her home and abduct her first m8. You also need an ample basement to store her in for future use.
>>703607691
Have you tried snickering nefariously?
>>703610271
>casual
>made it seem like you didn't want anything from her
So you're suggesting not to flirt, but to act like you want to be friends. And afterwards you'll tell her you love her, and she's going to be surprised and turn you down, because she had no interest in you since day one. And you're going to be mad at the world for being in the 'friendzone'.
Faggot.
OP, don't listen to this guy.
You made a nice move with getting her coffee, but as others have said, you shouldn't have walked away. You can still go talk to her, but I think your chances are pretty low. But as you said, there's no shame in a 'no'. So go for it.
>>703607691
I can say with 100% certainty you are not witty nor are you lovable. You are probably a chore to be around which is why no one wants to fuck you in the first place. Leave her to her studies and go kill yourself.
>>703607691
play the irish card!
you do seem desperate but that can be used to your advantage, you connote the way you feel so don't judge yourself, i think the putting coffe down and walking away after a witty few words was a good way to make her wonder about you, however sitting in her POV was a bad idea. Now you dissapear for 24hours and hit it off again
>>703607553
first impressions tend to overshadow a lot of effort
>learn from this experience, OP
>>703607485
>no hard feelings
>>703607685
THATS NOT THE PROBLEM, THE FACT THAT HE SAID "NO HARD FEELINGS" IS.
Why would she have hard feelings, she is studying, she didnt fucked him off.
He showed that he has low self esteem and social skill.
Luckily women are dumb , so just keep trying being persistent will yield results..
>>703611033
She was studying, women never make the first step, very rarely.
When it happens im usually to stunned to realize.
>be me
>standing at bar in coffeshop.
>order my weed.
>girl next no me 7/10.
>she asks me are you going to smoke that all by yourself.
>i reply, Jup.
>i walk away.
>>703607485
i always want to approach a girl in public but i get worried then i will not achieve any of my goals, so it make's it hard for me to attempt to even start
>>703607553
This.
Should have been patient, bumped into her, asked her the time or something so she remembered you
Kek, you're a fucking pussy OP.
>>703614723
That's why I don't bother setting any life goals, so when I don't achieve them I am not dissapointed or considered a failure.
>>703607691
Blew it when you walked away after gifting her the coffee. Kys, only option.
>>703610434
Someone get this fag's facebook profile and home address?
>>703614894
>be this guy in school
>talking to gym teacher
>football day
>Oh hello anon
>hi sir my kit is clean so i can play on the team today
>teacher notices the brown stains on the shorts
>It doesn't look clean
>sniffs
>or smells clean
>s-sir i promise that it is
>i only wore it twice this week a-and mommy will clean it tomorrow
>Ok anon I'll give you a chance on the team
>yay thanks can i be the scorer
>No
>Don't worry about scoring
>b-but sir
>Anon listen, we both know you won't be able to get any goals
>Just play for fun, then you won't be disappointed when it doesn't happen
>o-okay thanks
>the kids start picking teams
>anon gets picked last
>he looks over, smiles and winks at the teacher
>save the best till last, right coach? haha
pic related
>>703613349
Bs, walking away isnt the problem, its really nice to bring the coffem the things he said are some what akward.
>later on
>walk up to her again
>ask how was the coffee
>she is gone be polite and say nice
>A:how about next time we drink one together when you are not busy studying.
>B: you want to drink the next one together?
>C: Would you like to watch a movie,,, together this time.
Pretty easy to come back from this.
If she says no time got to study, it is possible she has no time, but she does need to eat so.
>okay how about i come by and bring pizza.
If she say no
>how about chinese
If she still says no move on.
>>703615174
>>703614894
>leddit
>>703607691
>>>703607553
> I'm witty and lovable
So your fat/ugly, got ya
now she has a funny story to tell to the alpha bull that plows her.
I bet you made her day.
>>703615216
the first no is a sign to fuck off, she clearly doesn't want some fat creepy faggot giving her food or drink in any situation
she probably poured that coffee down the toilet for fear of him spiking it
Breakout into song, this is your future wife, time to stop being a pussy and fight for a chance at happiness.
>>703607485
Dude, this is not cold fusion science and yet you managed to fuck up on step one. Have you ever even gotten laid? Asking because you sound like a virgin who is desperare.
>>703607485
She's at the library to study, not suck your dick.
>>703609490
That isn't attractive. When girls go overboard like that, their bodies cease being alluring and just end up reminding of a joint of pork or whatever.
>>703614659
Good man, she just wanted free weed
>>703607485
she has a nice beard
>>703607485
You already fucked up, there is literally nothing you can do by talking to her. If you want her badly enough find out where she lives, creep into her house at night and fuck her. Keep doing this. Eventually she will be traumatised and you can walk up to her again and say 'hey, you look like you need a cup of coffee'. Bring her coffee. Start chatting away. She will become emotionally dependent on you.
Post pic of her or fuck off
>>703607485
>bring her coffee every day for 2 weeks
>on the second week bring her coffee with some ghb.
>take her home
>keep her
Isnt every norwegian girl 10/10?
I visited Oslo and all girls were beautiful, i felt quite ugly there
>>703607485
>"Here's that coffee since you're busy, no hard feelings."
+100 to passive aggression
+50 to desperation
Just forget her already, you done goofed so bad.
>>703607828
>it's her turn to make a step
She's a library to study. Not make steps on a random stalker.
You should have give her your contact info alongside with the coffee, and then leave the library to let her study
I agree that you fucked up in the very beginning, then again by bringing her the coffee like a good little puppy, but you can do damage control.
1. Bring her a brownie as well, get yourself one too, and some cutlery.
2. Set up some candles on the table.
3. Pour some grape juice in wine glasses
4. Don't leave, you are having that date whether the bitch agrees or not.
5. Start eating the brownie with knife and fork, you are in a fancy restaurant OP.
6. Play some Mariah Carey for good meassure, not too loud it's background music.
7. Make jokes and laugh at yourself because this bitch won't laugh
8. After the dinner, drag her to the nearest bathroom and take your one night stand by force.
OP you made a mistake with asking. Don't ask, just do it
OP here.
She went for a while and came back with security to remove me for staring at her. Is there any way I can salvage this?
>>703607691
>but i wear a fedora, and love mountain dew, give me a suggestion
Fixed that for ya
>>703616627
you can kill her. But i recommend just going to home and getting into guro. worked for me.
>>703616627
Come back with your mother and tattle that she called security on you and then wait for her all day outside the library and rape her
Bitch gotta learn
>>703607485
OP are you the guy that fed spaghetti to his neighboors dog and fucked shit up at a buffet one time?
Your style of autism is familiar to me.
>>703610434
Did she mention anything about her friends Liu Kang and Johnny Cage?
>>703608702
That is not even remotely close to black metal, I hope you get cancer in your balls
>>703614659
Kek. Good on you m8. I'd do the same. If anything, it gets em to keep trying. If not, then it highly means they're a sloot looking for free weed.
>>703611404
that's exactly what I thought.
even if it's in a library and not a fucking nightclub/bar.
>>703615594
>;Best Chicks are at Library.
>Generally not super bitches
>Most are Smartish
>They stay still for long enough that you can persuse goods.
>Can always fall back to Librarian.
OP here, I texted the number the chick gave me and she responded immediately with 'This is a Google Voice number and will not receive text messages.'
What do
>>703608184
Look bro you didnt spaghetti too much. Buying her a coffee after she declined your offer (key here being over such a small timeframe) though is a huge fucking no. Its helped the women in question to confirm her suspicion to believe you were not worth "getting a coffee" with in the first place. Even though she may well have had to study intensively at that moment. You dont know her, Dont take it to heart. Its a womens (and mens to an extent) natural instict to filter out those who appear inferior. And now that you've tried to appease her due to that..
YOU HAVE %90 FUCKED YOUR CHANCES.
Let it go, see if she strikes up a conversation with you at this stage and just lay back and take it from there if it happens. Stop mouthwatering on your neckbeard at the thought of human vagina and search a pdf download of "the tao of baddass"
ITT: Shit that never happened
>>703609490
I'd stick my dick in it.
>>703616517
40 keks (no pic sorry)
>>703607485
>be OP
>get rejected by girl
>buys her coffee, apologises, stares at her for 30 mins
Nigga just warm up that pocket spaghetti and reenact that scene with the dogs in Lady and the Tramp.
>>703608702
>>703617554
Hahaha
>>703607485
How fucking awkward. Bringing her that coffee she didn't ask for was basically turbo autism. You fucked up - just drop it before she calls the campus security.
>>703607828
You have no idea what you doing anon.
Poor, poor anon.
>>703615399
She might actually be busy studying, good to see your self respect is still intact.
>>703617191
Hard to get for the very same reasons.
>>703608702
You surely cant talk about immigrants in Scandinavia these days.
>be me
>have a healthy obsession
>talk about nothing but immigrants
>Lucky af im not in cuck fascists country
>>703608540
Arabs in your country fucking up the genetic profile. not even ones.
>>703607485
If you're attractive, after that gesture she will approach you.
Ez
>>703616325
Give it a few years when they all bred with niggers and arabs.
>>703607485
Come back tomorrow ya fucking stalker. You are losing points by the second just sitting there. Walk away like no fucks were given. Then come back tomorrow and do the same. SMH fucking 4chinner .
>>703619527
Literally none of them are having sex with arabs
>>703618980
Your sentence is fucking up brains. Every one's.
Lol hatefag
>>703619794
>hatefag
hi cuck
>>703619761
Actually plenty of them have sex with Arabs.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3528236/Male-Norwegian-politician-raped-asylum-seeker-says-feels-GUILTY-attacker-deported-man-suffer-Somalia.html
>>703619794
This is because your brain, cant put in the little dramatic silence, mid sentence.
ITT: Op is an ugly fag (most likely) who thinks he is better than he really is (hence the "I'm a funny loveable guy")
>>703619885
>>703619885
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You sound like a stalker.
>>703614443
>luckily women are dumb
>so just keep trying being persistent
Tits or gtfo
>>703619885
What a fucking cuck that dude is.
Norway eh? i bet she was not studying when jamal and his friends hit on her yesterday she was so excited to close her books and go...
Thats Sonya face as she was studying with the muslims behind op back
>>703618707
You're a faggot.
I exclusively pick up in two places, Starbucks and libraries(public library is better than uni library).
You can pick up ANYWHERE if you're not a social reject.
And PS, NOBODY is that busy, especially not some child who still isn't fully on the work force or with children.
She os fucking superior men.
>>703621108
isn't jamal what we call niggers?
i think abdul is more obvious
>>703615777
trips of truth
You fags are still here?
I have a date with my Sonya today, you can just keep shitposting as much as you like
Also I'm pretty sure 90% of you has never approached a girl.
No matter what you fucking do, no matter how much you embarrass yourself, you still tried and the worst thing that can happen is a no.
Besides, even if she did completely deny me and make fun of me (which she wouldn't because we're adults), I wouldn't give two shits and a popsicle.
If the whole fucking world is laughing at you, there's still a combination of words you can use to put them down. Also, if you care that much about what others think about you... I got some news... you got emotional complexes.
Nevertheless, I'm happy and if you can learn a thing or two from me to become happy as well.
>>703623101
>sonya
disgusting
go back to curry land
>>703607485
You've done and fucked up all you can. Now you're just a fucking stalker.
If she wants you, she will come to you but if she comes by and says thank you then goes to leave, she isn't interested you desperate fuck
>>703624092
She's Norwegian, what's wrong?
Blonde with light green eyes
>>703624297
I got the date, shithead
>desparate
Ye well maybe, but she's mine now
Hmm I just found out she's 30 years old.
How cool is that shit? I won't have to deal with a retarded, emotionally troubled teenager
And holy shit she looked like she's 25 at best
Wow, just leave her alone. She obviously isn't interested and bringing her a coffee is a beta creeper move.
WALK AWAY
>>703607485
You're creeping her out. Stop being so desperate, she probably thinks you're gonna follow her home and rape her. She's most likely way out of your league, give up and move on.
>>703607691
>witty/lovably
So you're fat, ugly, and are covered in Cheeto dust. Go back to your moms basement or better yet an hero.
>>703607691
Fuxking betas, when will you learn that you all think of yourselves as special and witty and all that other shit your mother implanted into your head since birth but it all means fuck all when you're a desperate cunt who sells himself short and chooses girls before they've prove themselves worthy.
>>703607485
>this level of creep
Holy shit anon she doesn't like you
you are coming off as a fucking weirdo
You need to learn social skills not this girl
>>703607485
She's not interested in you just move on
>>703608458
Then get the fucking hint neckbeard, stop looking creepy and fuck off. She doesn't want anything to do with you.
>>703610306
Your retarded.
>>703613349
You interpreted this differently than I expressed it. I'm talking to OP on a level guys like us can understand, you obviously don't possess the lines to make something out of the dots.
>>703624424
Yeaaaaa sure you did bro.
>>703610434
Biggest load of bullshit I've seen all day.
>>703625579
>>703625590
>>703625799
>>703625387
>>703624750
>>703625387
>>703625563
Do you dickheads read?
I got the damned date, stop trying to justify your small dicks by calling me a beta because you lose your voices when you talk to chicks
>creep
Lol why, because I asked her out and bought her a cup of coffee? That's not being creepy you socially desynthesized beta fucks, it's what normal, grown people do.
>beta
Whatever, even if I was, I got this chick so I'm not anymore
>>703626250
>>703626130
Whatever, I got a date, you don't
Oh and if you do have a date, I'm actually happy that you aren't just another nobody with nothing in life.
You're just a bunch of evil, spiteful fucks with emotional issues
>>703623101
In the end you came to /b/ for advice. So who's the real faggot here
>>703615216
She's not gonna drink it. OP creeped her the fuck out and she probably thinks he roofied it.
>>703626520
Yep sure you did. I'm out. Seriously tho, lose some weight, throw away the fedora, and get out of mommys basement.
>>703626601
I'm that kind of stubborn.. I don't give up when I set my mind to something.
I saw her, I knew I had to have her, made the first step myself and then came here to ask for more before she fucks off.
Last time I asked a chick out was two years ago... I'm repulsed by sluts, I need a girl with a soul and heart
>>703609490
Is there some place convenient that I can check out the fat pussy you can see outlined by her shorts?
>>703626771
I am skinny
I pay for my own apartment
I don't own any hat
Instead of trying to solve your frustrations by comparing your life to mine, try finding a hobby
>>703607485
Has she touched the coffee yet OP? If not, run back to her, tell her "Hang on, I need this" and take the coffee back. She'll think there's another girl in your life and will want your dick within 2 seconds.
>>703626389
OP is in denial about being a fucking creep
Proceeds to lie on internet to justify his autist behavior
We all know the truth here OP - bullshit all you want.
>>703608003
op doesn't care that she don't care, op wants to know how to make it happen
>>703607485
Bro you need to relax a bit. Try again another day. 3rd approach is stalker territory. The coffee was a nice move. Don't blow it.
>>703607485
try cooking her some eggs
>>703627204
I got a date with her man, she's 30
>>703607485
You're probably disturbing her, no means no.
>>703607691
> I'm a lovable witty guy.
If you keep repeating it it won't become true. You're probably a disgusting creepy fedorafag bothering a girl trying to do her homework.
>>703627238
Bitches love eggs
>>703615399
the topic is NOT ABOUT WHAT SHE WANTS
it's how to make her want it
>>703608458
Dette skjedde jo for en god stund siden, men hvilket bibliotek var dette? I morgen kan jeg komme ned og være en enda større creep enn deg, også kan du redde henne!
all this is ridiculously too much work, bitches are nowhere near that important
sexual selection taking totally stupid forms these days, "he brought me a coffee, must be an omega neckbeard fedora bitch"
>>703608458
>Stupid fucking kids think they're fucking clever
Maybe she doesn't want a coffee with you because you're an asshole.
>>703607691
Pull your dick out and slap it on the table, slap it harder on the table and start screaming at her till she looks at you.
Then while you have her attention start fapping hard and fast, try to cum in her face.
Chicks love cocks and cum.
>see this girl
>loser comes in and fails to get her to go out
>i come over and have SEX with her
>drink the coffee he left for her
sorry op...
>>703607485
If I was a girl and some faggot ass guy was pushing himself on me while I'm trying to read my book I would fucking shoot you with my gun.
That's gotta be so fucking annoying, I couldn't handle being female, I would kill the arrogant fucks that can't take no for an answer.
>>703628508
That's because you have a small dick
sup /b I asked a girl out and she said no update: nevermind she said yes
>>703607485
You don't approach a third time. Ever. Stay in the area and let her come to you, but don't be obvious with your placement. If you go up to her, again, you're a fucking creep. Coffee thing was a nice gesture but, not everyone likes coffee, not everyone accepts gifts well. Now, if she's either of those, she's stuck with a minor inconvenience. The next move is hers, not yours.
>>703607485
She won't touch it. For all she knows, therew could be any outside substance without her kjnoqledge. She doesn't KNOW you yet, OP. That was a creeper move...
>>703607485
Your only chances now are to follow her home and rape her, you've shown sky-high desperation levels, she most likely thinks you're a creep
>>703607485
You stop there and hope she responds. If she doesn't, you move on.
