How old are you guys?
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How old are you guys?
>>703603614
Not quite a gigasecond.
>>703604338
Not OP and not a pedo but do eet. Also I'm. 26
im the the same age as the last 2 numbers Check em
>>703603614
24 nukka
im a true wizzard 30
A month away from 24
>>703605916
So 23 then you retard
>>703605916
wtf, are you mentally 12yo?
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>>703603614
<~~~ 45 / m here
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>>703606154
17/f looking for sugar daddy
>>703606060
> implying someone in b is mentally older
>>703606060
No, just wanted to say that I've got a birthday in a month and you guys are all invited
You'll be surprised to know that there's a quite a few people here, older than you'd guess.
I'm 50 and I know I'm not the oldest around here.
Not even by far.
>>703606225
sorry, old fag is old.... Not looking for a girl I need to raise
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>>703606225
>>703604338
>>703604927
>>703605854
>>703606225
MODS
>>703603614
30.. been here since I was 19 :/ You never leave.
>>703606225
When is your birthday?
>>703606433
Is this some kind of spell?
>>703606433
>>703606444
5555 get
>>703606444
We shall wait while calculations are made.
>>703606525
6666
>>703606516
Pretty much, I mean I've taken breaks, but it's hard to find a place like this elsewhere. Kills time I'm testing servers.
>>703606546
I hate Mondays. What about you?
6666 get
>>703604338
Someone say 11
>>703606644
6666 get
Now 6666
now
>>703606665
damn
>>703606666
>>703606627
Shouldn't it be Wednesday
>>703606627
Nah, I'm fine with mondays, it's the long, grey autumn sundays that kills me.
You know the ones, where it's 12 all day long, overcast and time seems frozen.
20. I am starting to feel old
>>703606747
I wish
31.
>>703606764
All my sundays are like that because I never sleep on Sunday nights.
>>703606764
i like overcasts...they remind me of..dead
45 was here when /b/ was still cool and not full of cucks and banana lovers
>>703606798
Same here with feels
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>>703606976
I remember those days, /b/ was great in the 70s, got kinda lame in the 80s, and was cool from the 90s till a few years ago...
>>703607210
kek!
>>703605916
24 sucks even more than 23, bud
just a heads up
source: currently 24
>>703604338
Reported
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Not exciting
just closer to death
which is fine I guess
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>>703605004
I'm underage!
Im underage!
>>703603614
19/ m
turned 18 last month
>>703606259
I am 58 today. Sep 12 is my bd. AltR male in FL, retired.
>>703609940
Happy birthday mate!
>>703607394
25 is even worse... 26 years old here, closer to 30 then i am to 20...
Still don't fell like an adult, just have adult responsibilities
>>703603614
69 or 96 as you wish
Shouldn't give out any personal information on the internet
>>703603614
im a magic pill popper im 23 y old and i turn 24 in7 days
>>703603614
>25
Just found out my best friend from HS got married. meanwhile I have never had a gf. Even the losers I have known over the years have reproduced and made a nice liveable salary too. I am only making 15k a year and can barely afford to live. My only goals are to make more money and find someone that loves me, but it just seems impossible. All I want is something completely necessary and basic and boring, but no one wants me and I just can't get it.
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>>703605004
I'm underage!
I am 39. Every day now I think about my own mortality. I am not looking forward to being 40 or aging. Looking back at my life my one major regret was using drugs. Getting stoned all the time robbed me of what could have been the best days of my life. Kids, don't do drugs!
>>703603614
I was born after 9/11
God this thread is depressing
>>703610913
Get a cat
>>703611008
Yes it is.
>>703611000
Getting stoned all the time was the best days of my life
>>703610913
get 2 cats
>>703610913
Same but 29. Even the retards from my school are getting kidded, married and have better jobs than I do. Maybe I was the retard all along...
>>703610913
Don't worry just 5 more years and you will attain full wizard status.
>>703611000
nilist trips checked.
>>703611159
I am not a virgin. I couldn't even cum with a prostitute.
>>703611082
How old are you now?
>>703611000
it depends on what you did while stoned retard.
>>703611246
Maybe you gay nigger
33. Family deaths, personal illness and poverty have broken my spirit. I'm just waiting to die at this point.
It's fun to read what the kids are up to these days
>>703611246
Bad luck. That's too bad. I thought at least you had your wizarding powers to look forward to but now it looks like you will not even receive them. Guess it's time to start contemplating an an hero.
>>703611281
nope. just too nervous.
>>703607210
Kek
>>703611297
this thread turnt totall depresed
pro tip: get a cat and a gf and a job
>>703603614
20 and already feel old
>>703611297
You are poor because you are dumb.
>>703607210
Yeah, back in the day you had to mail order your pepes from /b/. I still recieve the odd one in the post every now and then.
31. Been here since 04 or 05. I can't barely even remember what it was like back then.
I think it was basically the same except it was 'edgier' and less overtly gay.
>>703611386
Sounds like you need to be socialized and some therapy. Baby steps.
52 going on 13. I want to be a pirate or pimp when I grow up.
I'll be 18 in 20 days
>>703611790
Make the best of the next four years till you are 30. It goes down hill in many ways from there.
>>703609940
many happy returns.
>>703612010
I try to, i have my son who is the joy of my life. I spend my personal time trying to make music and playing xbox "real mature"
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26 here
I fucking hate these 2 day hangovers
>>703603614
20,-0BC
26... feel like I have a midlife crisis. I used to be a singer in an opera. I loved it so much. I let my parents force me to quit when I was 20 years old. Then I went to do physics. Currently I am doing a PhD but I feel like a total loser. I want more from this life. Seems all I do is just get high, drunk and do the minimum at work ... I had a gf and I fucked up, because again I let my parents boss me into breaking up with her. I have a new gf, but my parents don't like her either. I am torn ... I just want to go far far away from them so they won't control.
>>703605004
Thats clever lol
>>703603614
41 year old ancientfag reporting in
>>703612959
Dude you're 26, don't let your parents run your life. My family hates my wife but that doesn't stop me from being with whom i want
>>703612959
>>703613135
Also you're getting a Phd, that's a hell of an accomplishment.
>>703612959
Quarter life crisis man. Fucking ridiculous... Somehow you think that there should have been more to life than this but there isn't. I kinda feel the same
Nive
>>703613235
I know ... but I want to get out of academia. You work day and night... when you are burnt out and you want to take a week or two off they are pissed off at you. You're basically a slave. Also I'd have to take post-docs after that ... and with each post-doc that I take I'd be less and less employable, because those don't count as work experience.
>>703613507
I was really happy, when I was singing. It was the perfect job. I got to see my buds, we went for a beer, we sang, we brought joy to ppl around us. Now I smoke, I am destroying my lungs, my voice and I also can't quit.
Because my parents forced me to abruptly end my singing career, I had a falling out with my singing teacher. He was a super cool guy and let me study for free. He died last month.
>>703613507
I understand, make a plan for yourself man. Find a career if you are done with school. Do something that makes you happy and you'll never work a day in your life. Make goals for yourself. Short term obtainable goals. It's your life man, find out what you want and make it happen. The only person stopping you is yourself
9/f/japan
294 Months young
>>703613988
dubs confirmed
>>703613687
I wanted to make music professionally when I was young, but i didn't happen. That doesn't stop me from enjoying the music that i do make. I love to sing also even though I'm not great. But that doesn't stop me. Put down the smokes man, and do what you love. You'll thank yourself that you did
>>703606259
another product of the ' 60s here
you can tell by the way some post they are from a different era and probably learned math with an abacus
>>703614086
>>703613507
Thanks guys! I'll turn my life around! It'll be hard ... but that's what makes it worth it.
>>703614487
Sorry I mean thank you guy that suggested not giving in to my parents, the guy who told me to pursue a different career and a guy who told me to quit smoking. By accident I added myself in the references earlier.
>>703614629
It was all me i think... sometimes you just need a random person on the Internet to tell you to turn your life around haha
>>703614786
>>703614629
Where are you from anon?
>>703614888
Somewhere in Europe.
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>>703614888
I can be a bit more specific, and say I live in Belgium.
72 for the win
>>703605004
I'm underage
>>703605004
Im underage
>>703615685
If you are 72 dude I am princess Diana reborn 2.0
Im 21
>>703605004
I Want to get banned!
>>703603614
mentally or physically?
>>703614888
And you, anon?
>>703603614
literally just turned 15
>12
(ＵＳＥＲ ＷＡＳ ＦＵＣＫＩＮＧ ＢＡＮＮＥＤ ＦＯＲ ＴＨＩＳ ＰＯＳＴ)
>>703615926
Ohai lady Di.
>>703614146
And the way a phrase is turned. Allowing for people speaking english as a second language of course.
The focus on a topic will also give an older anon away, our attentionspans are better.
... well, we HAVE attentionspans.
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>>703603614
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>>703603614
25
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>>703606252
thank
plz ban me
Turned 18 last weekend and I have been coming here since 2010.
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final bump
>>703603614
I AM TWELVE.
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>>703606252
Where to?
>>703606008
I think he made the wild assumption that you would be able to extrapolate that information on your own instead of hime needing to spell it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBjIoUyHzAo
>>703606225
Sure but you have to come live with me and basically be open to sex whenever.
19, ready to die
>>703621905
RIP
23 here.
>>703606566
woah thats pretty old
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I was here when the stars were born, and will be here when they eventually die.
>>703622948
faggot
>>703603614
I'm 50. Also I have my shit together. College degree. I'm a CTO at a bank. I just like this place because of the crazy shit, hot girls and nigger hate.
19 in a month but i luerk here since 1995
oh no way everybodys over 20 i know too many people who are younger than 18 and i only see over 20
>>703614146
>abacus
Too good to use stone tablets like we did, eh?
>>703623137
So, mentally in your late teens, early twenties.
Also a yank.
>>703623137
That's exactly correct. And yes, I think juvenile humor is fucking hilarious.
>>703611563
>pirate
56 y/o here.
Been a Pirate for about 30 years.
>Pretty cool
>>703623686
Goddammit >>703623967 meant for >>703623686
Senility already kicking in. FML
>>703603614
56. You may call me oldfag.
>>703624827
I'm 51 and figured I was just fucked up. There are a LOT of us here! HEY YOU FUCKING KIDS, GTFO OUR LAWNS.
>>703603614
30.
I've been here too long and I'll never be able to leave. Plus you faggots give me something to laugh at while I take a shit at work.
>>703603614
did you just assume my gender?
>>703624963
We gotta be somewhere.
>>703606225
Yeah I'm guessing daddy wasn't much around for you
>>703615926
Why would I lie?
Anyway I lost the title to this guy>>703622036
If you're Princess Di 2.0, go sit on his lap.
>>703611000
Same as you OP. Had to do rehab and everything. That's the dark side of being good looking, funny, intelligent, and having money for being good looking, funny, and intelligent. It all starts off just doing blow off fine ass whores, then next thing you know, you're a raging alcohol destroying your own life. It was fun for a long time, then not so fun.
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25 been on Newt Gingrich since i was 14
66, but I can't hang around today. Sorry to offend and run.
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I turn 12 next week
>>703605916
Me 2 mate. Wat day your birthday
>>703603614
Twenty-seven.
>>703605004
I'm underage
