Prison rape general.
Hey, guys
>>703584020
I don't know if I could handle that
>>703584504
I have no idea, I am not a chocolate milk expert
>>703584942
Sup, sllllllllllllut?
>>703584974
I'll improvise then. Now you just need to sell your soul to Snarf and it's yours
>hilt rex
>blood
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>703585191
why do you like snarf so much, he's disgusting
>>703584942
hey you
>>703584858
one empty day sounds nice
>>703585119
Nothing much, just killing time before bed
I mean, they're drawn animals, what did you expect?
>>703584749
You cant handle meeeEE?
>>703585319
He's one of the only people who talk to me
>>703585081
Eff it I guess I'll just google it and hope I won't regret it
More like this?
>>703585532
fair enough
>>703585191
I don't think that will ever happen
>>703585481
Nah, I'll probably be alright but who knows?
>>703585686
Yeah, who knows.
>>703585686
Hussh, hushushushushush... Don't be scared, sign this contract. Here's a pen
>>703585322
Eh, slow days are so boring. There's nothing to do while waiting for customers.
>>703585440
Post your butt, then.
>>703585932
Only one way to find out
>>703586002
oh my fucking god
>>703585420
More monster hunter
>>703586202
Probably not a good idea.
>>703586429
Ain't got much
>>703586282
>tfw you lost all your shit from 7 years ago when people just slapped labels on images
>>703585481
This pic gets darker when you realize that the zebra probably knocks out the shark's teeth every time he wants a blowjob (because sharks can regrow their teeth as many times as they like).
>>703585470
Except when art pieces are going for human with superficial animal traits, those pieces should be beholden to human anatomy
>>703586575
Why not?
>>703586637
Shit that just made it hotter for me
>>703586612
I'm salty because I had to get a new 3ds to keep playing, my old one stopped reading SD cards
>>703586637
That's what worries you??
I've got class tomorrow so i'm heading to bed, night all
>>703586192
I can see that being just as bad as a really busy day
>>703586192
Nah, have some more hunks instead
Goodnight Jeff
>>703586884
ninini~
>>703586884
Night.
>>703586920
Not femmy enough.
>>703586795
>break up with long-term gf
>send her all the bullshit that reminds me of her
>including all my monster hunter shit and 3ds because she introduced me to it
>5 months pass
>...
>fuck it I want to hunt
While dropping 180 on a n3ds wasn't too great the shop gave me 3U and 4U for $15.
>>703586769
y u scared of Snarf :c
>>703587076
snarf i need your help
>>703586637
What a lucky zebra, he gets all the perks of abuse with a reasoning backing it.
>>703586769
You probably would regret it.
>>703587076
No fem from me, try the next anon
Plus I finally soloed everything up to G1.
>>703587156
Cause he is gonna store my butt for eternity
>>703587197
But for what reason?
>>703587173
Think about grandma in the shower.
>>703587151
Ah shit dude
But you got a good deal on the n3ds and games I had to drop like $230 to get mine replaced
There is still no reason to get a n3ds and not spend 50 dollars to just buy a 2ds
>>703587396
K, I can make an exception, but there won't be any boat. The chocolate milk will travel by the glass it's contained in, and there's a high risk of it sinking in the ocean
>>703587280
Not sure if you're talking 3u or 4u here but the full G solo is totally possible, I was able to do it with a volvidon hammer in 4
>>703587396
I dunno dude, why would you WANT to?
>>703587528
I love my local used vidya shoppe.
I used to work in the same strip as them and the employees would drop by like every day so I just threw them free drinks and cookies and in return I got discounts on everything.
>>703587413
my erection has never been harder.
>>703587905
I like meeting people, and I feel like meeting you is within my capabilities
>>703587807
I'll just get some from the local store. Or pour one out into the ocean for my brothers.
>>703587814
4U.
I have yet to touch 3U or Gen but I want to at least bottom out all of my longswords.
Takes a while. Plus I'm not quite /mhg/ gud.
>solo ukanlos urgent
>get a gem on the first try
>beat caravan molten tigrex on the first try
>get a gem
>takes 10 hunts just to get 7 fangs
>>703588164
You're welcome.
>>703587939
Sounds like a good deal
I used to know people who worked at game stores but I've been away from home for some time now
Which is also probably why I couldn't find a decent deal on a system anyway
>>703587655
2DS is
>unaesthetic as fuck
>doesn't fucking fold
>lacks processing power
Why the fuck WOULD you get a 2DS?
>>703588260
Imagine if the whole ocean were chocolate milk. How amazing that would be
>>703588484
Because it's a great system
Just like the game boy micro
>>703588309
You don't need to be /mhg/ good though, but yeah, take your time, have fun.
SPEAKING OF UKANLOS
Hunted one in Gen for the first time today, got 3 gems out of it
And then 2 out of akantor
Some of us just have the magic RNG touch
>>703588546
super grody
>>703588646
SUPER NICE <3
>>703588671
I would actually like more of this
>>703588260
Albeit difficult.
>>703588726
Get on kitty's dick.
>>703588917
That's uncalled for, but if you insist!
>>703588643
>Carve 2 gems off of Dahren
>get 2 gems as rewards off Stiggy Ziggy
>get a Daora gem 2 hunts in a row
Shit I've only fought Stiggy 15 times and I've gotten 8 gems from him.
Love the RNG sometimes.
That what you need Nibi
you need to go to prison, then you won't feel bad about being a virgin anymore
>>703588546
Be pretty bad for sharks, I imagine
>>703588809
Granted. But there will be a time come December where I will be under an hour and a half drive from where you are.
>>703588993
And the thing is you hardly even need them anyway
Maybe to max out a couple weapons or for a few pieces of endgame equipment
>>703589297
If we assume the ocean just TASTED like chocolate milk then?
>>703588750
https://e621.net/post/show/480210/body_horror-breasts-demon-female-gore-guts-hi_res-
>>703584749
>>703589366
That is pretty weird to think about
>>703589229
Thx
>>703589575
It would be amazing
>>703586326
That's badass as fuk.
>>703589297
Still difficult.
hey nibbers, when we gonna frick?
>>703589501
Stop posting my pics.
but you are so sexy ><
>>703588726
pls no
>>703590215
Come to me and swim in my pool of miso soup~
That's a big god damned dick alastor
>>703589501
Also
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1473659941552.webm
>>703588988
whoa
>>703590423
Hee said it, not me :p
Checking out for the night
Later g/fur
Sorry I cannot help myself.
>>703590547
im not objecting
>>703590737
what the hell are you sorry for?
alastor is hung, confirmed irl
>>703589698
Idk, then what would make chocolate milk special? It would just taste like the ocean.
>>703589852
But not impossible.
W-what he said.
>>703590211
das a nice dik
You're all unattractive skinnyfats/hungry skeletons and nobody wants to view that shit.
>>703590927
>>703590957
That is pretty lewd
>>703591115
this is me irl
say it to my ass faggot
My girlfriend doesn't like this.
>>703591115
BCB used to be good but it's a total shithole now
It is called ART.
>>703584749
This is gay in 2 ways.
>>703590939
Maaybe, but it would taste damn good
>>703591115
Whatever you say chap stick
>>703591115
i like skinny fats
little tummies and little moobies
>>703591266
Call it whatever you want, hun
>>703591354
Probably
>>703591228
"Good"?
Debatable.
"Decent"?
Highly acceptable.
It peaked when she went into watercolors and its no wonder since she was at the height of focusing on the main couple before she switched to chibi garbage and focused on the Paulo Show and none of the dozens of characters that would make for better stories than "Paulo is a fag, maybe" or "Mike is insecure".
>>703591471
I'm starting to get tired of talking about chocolate milk, random subject change - The cake is a pie
>>703591213
I WILL STAB YOU WITH BULLETS.
>>703591381
What I say is law.
>>703591384
shit
taste
>>703591861
Dont stab me with bullets, I am pregnant
>>703591861
stab my ass, senpai desu
etc etc
yugg
>>703591983
come get a taste~
>farting mucous and blood
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEND HELP
>>703591923
Don't worry they're only 9mm.
>>703591953
No that's gay etc etc
Authority figures general
>>703592264
perfect
etc etc
YUGG
>>703592185
I'd pass on the ass, but I'd like to suck that deek tho.
>too bad looks like ur a bottom
>>703592601
just a lick~
Not even trying anymore.
god I HATE YOU
pseudoconsensual male/male anal rape
>>703592264
uh yeah you need to go to a doctor soon
>>703593568
absolutely perfect
'sall good.
>>703593618
I do my best
As long as he has an erection it means, "Yes".
>>703593857
its okay to rape you as long as I get you hard?
>>703593845
rape me?
>>703594160
its no fun if you ask me to...
>>703594445
Dom is just one of those boys you just cant rape.
Goodnight, bitches.
>can't be raped
Bull, you just have to make it as unpleasant for all involved as possible.
>>703594732
science has gone too far
>>703594881
Night perv
>>703594578
fine fine, bend over
>>703594735
poor dom...
>Prison Rape General
>Thread filled with fucking furries
Wanted to read stories or real experiences, not to see your shitty idea of porn. And no, thread image is not a real argument, since it's not a ">pic related"
>>703594669
this was not supposed to be a horror thread
;;;; why cant i be raped ;______;
>>703595529
I guess we raped your hopes, and this place is kinda like a prison. How about that for a prison rape story?