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hey /b/, femanon here...

just letting you boys know that big dicks do matter. girls who say that average is satisfying enough are just slut shaming bitches just trying to make you little boys feel more like a man.

sorry to break it to you, but no girl actually wants something average, they want something that will actually fill them up and make them cum. ;D
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fuck off
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>>703580648
lol made me laugh .
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>>703580648
Is this the size you consider big?
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>>703580648
also if u need 8 inch or more then that pussy ain't tight .
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>>703580648
NOOOO!
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>>703580648
timestamp
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>>703581081
no, it means your small and can't handle real women

enjoy fucking tiny ugly thai hookers
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>>703580648
Think that can fill you up?
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>>703580961
The fuck is wrong with her fingers?

Also SAGE stale pasta thread
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god you are so pathetic
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Fuck you
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>>703580648
I'm just over 5" and I'm too big for my girl. I fill her entire pussy with my cock.
Just so you know, guys like thought pussy. Yours sounds a bit loose.
It's ok. Search for a big dick to fill your loose pussy. I'll stick with the tight girls who aren't looking to stretch themselves out.
The key word in slut shaming is slut. Perhaps you are one.
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>>703580961
lmao tiny white boi no competition for the juicy bbc
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>>703581536
lol
your dick is small and you don't know how to properly do foreplay to make your girl elongate

you suck at sex and that small dick doesn't help
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>>703581536
Lol
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>>703580648
I've seen this copy/paste so many times, fuck... dude.. I'm not even white and I feel offended that I share the same form of DNA with someone like you.
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>>703580648
cunt
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>>703581758
this shit is a fucking classic lmao
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>>703581758
real official looking you fucking faggot
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>>703581292
...are you trying to sext this copypasta?
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lol pussy?!
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>>703580648
This is dumb. You can hit a lot of sweet spots that make girls cum with your tongue and fingers alone. Big dicks are good for reaching near the cervix, but it can also cause bruising of the cervix, which can be incredibly painful. If you know your way around what spots a girl likes and how to reach them, you don't really need a big dick.
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>>703581699
Jelly fag detected
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>>703580648
kek
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Itt: fat guy trolling newfags.
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>>703580648
smooth
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cunt
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I'll break your cervex
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>>703580648
every fuCKING TIME
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>>703582106
microdick detected
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>>703581758
>fully aroused state
kek
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>>703580648
fak u
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>>703582252
dry ass pencil dick isn't going near anyone's cervix
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>>703580648
ree
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>>703582311
Nope my nigger, i'm 5.5" and i dont bitch around being big or small, if your is big enough go suck yourself lmao
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>>703580648
Just because your cunt is like a fucking horses snatch, and so loose you can barely feel a traffic cone in there doestn't mean we all are honey.
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>>703581758
how big is that "large" penis? like 10 fucking inches??
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>>703582632
bitch, your small as fuck.
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fuck you
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>>703580648
gg
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>>703582744
Kek count the amount of fucks i actually give about it lmao
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>>703580648
>/loodfood
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>>703580648
Even on bait posts like this the chain letter cancer spreads fuck anon.
Do you need help ?
are you being hit at home ?
Did some one touch you in a way you didn't like ?
Just whats wrong ?
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Good thing i like femboys lady
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>>703580648
fck u
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that has to be the worst shop ive ever seen
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>>703582632
im not even a nigger, you're just tiny

fuck, im ashamed to be white when 5.5" is big for us, i don't want this stereotype assigned to me, fuck you and fuck all you tiny dick white niggers claiming your 5 inch microdick "fills my girl up," you faggots need to stop breeding and die off already
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>>703583431
this

5.5'' is so fucking small
nothing to be proud of
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>>703580648
.
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>>703580648
It matters, but what also matters is whether the guy has a foreskin or not. Nothing compares to the feeling of having a guy's foreskin slipping around inside, tickling your pussy all over. And uncut guys ALWAYS enjoy sex WAY more, each time for them is like a religious experience. I've been with 2 cut guys and it was horrible, they came all of a sudden (after drying out my vagina HORRIBLY) and didn't even seem to be into it, really. Plus they don't like blowjobs or handjobs nearly as much as uncut guys do <3

Cut boys, you don't know what you're missing, and I feel awful that you were literally mutilated as babies. If you were cut later in life then maybe you would have a shred of sensitivity left, but me and all my girl friends agree that if the guy is cut you may as well use a dildo, since his is basically a flesh dildo that's usually small.

TL;DR get a real dick you heebs :) there's nothing like the smell and feel of an intact man in bed.
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lol
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>>703582682
looks bigger than jonah falcon's
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>>703580648
>femanon here

oky, thnk u pls
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fuck
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>>703583431
>>703583533
Lol k, faggot, no need to samefag & make a bitch crying scene like this, anything else ?
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>>703580648
Fuck you and your damn timestamp
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>>703583602
>nothing like the smell of an uncut man in bed
boy, you're proud of your smegma, aren't you?
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>>703584036
cry more 5.5 inch cuck
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>>703580648
Is that Zimbabwe man in the watermark?
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>>703581758
Just so you are aware, vaginas expand according to the size of the penis.
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>>703584225
smells like shrimp
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>>703580648
Ffuck
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>>703580648
YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOW SOME BITCH FEELS? IF IT FEELS GOOD FOR ME THAT'S ALL I NEED. GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN BITCH.

>CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
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>>703580648
you know what this is the only time that this made me laugh
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>>703584036
>NOBODY GETS TO AGREE MY DICK IS SMALL
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>>703580648
I have a 6.5x5.5 inch penis and i just made my so (with a vagina) cum, via vaginal orgasm, with my penis alone. I don't work like that
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>>703584306
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banned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>703584598
>every woman has the same vagina
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>>703584723
It does, I have foreskin, and on occasion, it does smell like shrimp.

It's not gross, actually smells like good shrimp. But that's not what I want my dick to small like.
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>>703584834
>proving my point
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>>703581758
Tfw fornix hides in stomach pushing through uterus colon and intestines
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Does that include ass fucking?
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>>703580648
so youre saying if i have a three inch dick i should shoot myself?
ok great do you have a gun i could borrow?
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>>703584871
oh fuck I thought that was a shrimp dick joke
don't worry, all dicks smell a little off occasionally
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>>703580648
YOU FUCKIN GOOF
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>>703584306
>>703584225
Alright, well, the guy has to be washed, you retards. Though I don't mind musk. I've never smelled "shrimp" on an intact man's penis before so I have no idea where you're getting that unless you have a yeast infection. Can you post your delicious cocks for a foreskin-loving femanon?
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:\
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>>703580648
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>>703580648
K
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>>703585167
posted this many times, it's a good dick >>703582744
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ur an ass
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>>703580648
abundance
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>>703584987
>my dick pleasures my girl
>my dick wouldn't pleasure girl in op's pic
>it don't work that way
not proving your point in the slightest
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>>703580648
Replying
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>>703580648
I told you god damn tenteen times
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>>703585286
Nice, fuck, I would give you the best foreskin job ever. Then I'd lick inbetween it and your head and flick your frenulum with my lip, how does that sound?

Do you hate cut guys like I do? I laugh at them even though I feel bad
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>>703580648
>faggot
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>>703585630
cut guys can look good, but there are too many with dried dick heads and terrible discoloration.
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>>703580648
>hey /b/, femanon here...
>just letting you boys know that big dicks do matter. girls who say that average is satisfying enough are just slut shaming bitches just trying to make you little boys feel more like a man.
>sorry to break it to you, but no girl actually wants something average, they want something that will actually fill them up and make them cum. ;D
"Needing a 8 inch cock" and "tight pussy" are mutually exclusive.
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>>703580648
God sake.
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>>703585452
>OP says girls want something that will make them cum, big dicks
>make gf cum with above average not big dick, say it doesnt work like op says
>>703584834
>proving my point again, not all women have the same vagina and cum from the same thing and its not about that.
Thanks for proving it again
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>>703585630
wow holy shit, that's quite the foreskin fetish
like, it sounds like you only care about foreskin, which most girls don't
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>>703581758

kek. never noticed the branding: queen's university (kingston, ontario) and hamilton health sciences (hamilton, ontario, part of mcmaster university, and about 4 hours' drive away).
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>>703580648
zimbabewe
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Big dick reporting in 100% true
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>>703585630
I wish more girls knew what and where the frenulum was. Thats awesome that you know
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fuck you
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>>703585976
you got those out of order

also, you saying you can make your girl cum with your dick doesn't mean the girl in op's pic is wrong for saying only big dicks, not your dick, would make her cum
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>>703582439
LOOL
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>>703580648
hijo de puta
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>>703586027
I don't even think it's a fetish, don't get me wrong. I love dicks but only uncut dicks because, fuck, it's no fun playing with cut dicks, and cut guys never moan in pleasure or anything. I feel so bad for them lol.

>>703586392
Haha, most guys call it their banjo or string. I've heard other girls call it the frenum but the proper term is frenulum. May I see yours? <3
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Jew fucker
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>>703586766
uncut guys moan? good god, glad I'm cut
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>>703580648
damn
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>>703587273
sad
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>>703586766
I moan and I'm cut. I still have the frenulum thing tho.
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>>703586494
What are you talking about, how is that out of order.

1.OP creates post
2.I post
3. You respond to my post
4. I respond to you that you proved my point

>>703584598
This was my first post, with my point being she's wrong. I cited evidence as to why. My point being all vaginas are different.

>>703584834
This was your point, implying that women have different vaginas.

>>703580648
sorry to break it to you, but no girl actually wants something average, they want something that will actually fill them up and make them cum. ;D

OP said GIRLS! as in plural/ more than one. She was talking about all women

Please read before you post
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>>703586766
i am uncut and i dont moan you fucking faggot, kill yourself
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op picture is fucking photoshopped
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>>703587273
Feel bad for you. You're missing way the fuck out, I bet your cock is shriveled and dry, what a sad sight! :[

>>703587405
Can you post a pic? Were you cut as an adult?
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>>703587525
I was cut as a baby. And no I won't post a pick, sorry.
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>>703587525
only faggots moan you idiot
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>>703587448
what tipped you off?

the mother will die meme?
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>>703586766
I didn't even know girls knew it existed, which is why its awesome that you know about it AND know what to do with it. I've never heard anyone call it banjo irl but thats probably cause i've never met any guy that was that familiar with it. My SO wouldn't be to happy if i posted wiener, sorry :( Besides my dick is cut...
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>>703580648
Oh boy it's this thread again
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>>703587698
sad anon
so insecure that you won't even moan for your girl
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>>703581232
nice tumblr gif

get the fuck outta here
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>>703587650
I've seen guys who "still have a frenulum", it's still scar tissue. The frenulum is supposed to be triangular in the way that it connects to the outer penis skin on the bottom of your dick. I bet you have a little tick left; that's not a frenulum. Lift your tongue up and feel under it, that's what the frenulum is (you have another frenulum under your upper lip in the middle of your mouth). You're missing out big time and I bet that you feel almost nothing during sex, that's really pathetic. I'm glad female circumcision is outlawed~

>>703587698
Hey girls think it's hot. Don't you think it's hot when girls moan for you? Wait they probably don't with your dry dick, lol.

>>703587766
>>703587766
your dick is cut? Why are we talking then lol, gross that thing is completeley unsexual
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>>703587525
not shriveled or dry, i just focus more on my gf and her pleasure than going OOOOOH YES OOOOH MMMM
i doubt she would like that very much anyways
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>>703581758
Nice try
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fucking end it
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>>703581758
I never ever foreplay

I make my women cum
I also last for nearly close to 2 hours laying pipe

fuck that scientific diagram im already off the charts to begin with
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>>703580648
reply
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>>703580648
Yallre funny
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>>703588121
I would have to have sex first AYYYY
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>>703584280
just so you're aware, the penis expands according to the size of the vagina
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>>703588235
Damn, you're missing a lot of skin there. And your dick is cracked, you do realize it's supposed to have the texture that's similar to the inside of a pussy, right? Not the back of your hand... That's a sad dick :( I'm sorry and you probably don't enjoy sex!

protip: moaning is just going uhh uhh et cetera... doesn't have to be THAT vocal... it's a sign that you're uncontrollably enjoying yourself, that's why girls moan. Not because we're more sensitive than guys but because our genitals are intact and I'm so sorry for what you were robbed of!
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>>703588332
>laying pipe
love this expression

any tips for lasting so long? i can go for probably close to 1 hour, never timed myself though, but i gotta bust eventually
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>>703580648
By the time she sees my dick it's too late for her to back out for such superficial reasons. And who cares if she enjoys the sex? It feels good for me to cum in her stinky pussy. If she doesn't cum that's her fucking problem.
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>>703580648
fuck off
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>>703588635
lol, just fuck hookers then you fucking cuckold
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>>703580648
This sites dead cause fags believe shit like this is legit
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>>703580648
laughed
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>>703588953
Like yea girls prefer big
Dicks some beta posted this tho like self loathing not like a girl did n that's bad photoshop btw
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>>703588846
Why pay for it??? I get it for free by picking up average looking girls at bars. I fuck a different girl every two weeks or so. It's awesome. And I don't care if any of them cum because she's not my girlfriend.
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LOOOL legit top kek
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Good mine seven
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>>703588121
I'm happy with my dick, wouldn't trade him for anything. He's a perfect size and looks nice and smooth. Also my SO loves him so fuck what other people think.

For the record sex with circumsized and uncircumsized people feel almost exactly the same. The vagina doesn't have specific nerves for micro-detection on the inside of it, thats why a cucumber would feel just as good.

I hope you enjoy your fetish and have a nice night.
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>>703589107
that's sad anon
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>>703580648
AAASsS
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Nigger you fucking got me
.. And all of those butthurt cucks
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Why the hell would you care if a woman cums? I dont pay them so they can feel pleasure
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Slut
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>>703589332
sad
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>>703589178
Believe what you want. Google circumcision sensitivity and you'll get a shit ton of things telling you just how fucked your dick is.

Ever wonder why cheating is so prevalent in the states? Cut boys getting cheated on with uncut men. I'm not even kidding you, I wish I was. Why do you think circumcision is talked about so much? It's a very well held secret, women unanimously prefer uncut, that's why they don't do it at all in europe.

The vagina doesn't need specific nerves. We can feel when you're drying us out. We can also feel the ridge of the foreskin sliding in and out (that's why ribbed condoms are sold and are POPULAR).
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>>703588481
no, no, god no
i have never heard of anyone ever thinking dicks are supposed to have texture like the inside of a vagina, it's not. do you know why? the dick is on the outside of your body. would you think your legs are supposed to have similar texture to the inside of your colon? no, you wouldn't

what do you mean my dick is cracked? are you talking about the discoloration on the shaft? because that doesn't mean dry and cracked, that's skin color and doesn't mean anything

i, like any guy that doesn't put his dick through a vice grip to jerk off, enjoys sex. i thoroughly enjoy sex, and not just because i have a sensitive portion of skin rubbing against a soft, wet portion of skin, but because I get to make my gf moan and shake and cum

this dick is not a sad dick, you sound like a sad neckbeard troll trying too hard to sound like a woman, and trying even harder to make perfectly healthy guys feel bad about their genitals. did somebody make fun of your lack of foreskin? did it hurt your feelings?
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Dumb bitch
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>>703589818
Your dick is on the outside of your body yes, but the glans is literally an internal organ because it's supposed to STAY IN THE FORESKIN WHEN YOU'RE NOT HAVING SEX. Also, when you're a child, it doesn't pull back at all until puberty starts. You're missing out on all those years of proper organic penis development . And look up pictures of uncut dicks, they are pink and shiny and have the texture of the inside of your lip or a vagina.

No your shaft is fine, the head of your penis is NOT supposed to look like that. It's dry. It's supposed to be moist and smooth, if you run your finger on it it should feel like your lip or eye.
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>>703589818
Make fun of my lack of foreskin? Because I'm a girl? We have some too, on our clit. The clitoral hood
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>>703580648
You do realize that my over the average penis is never going to penetrate a slut like you?
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>>703581699
You may have bbc but i have a father
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>>703580648
timestamp whore...
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>>703588235
I'm jealous of that donger
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>>703590742
rekt
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>>703589668
Oh I got it, you're actually a guy. I can't believe I feel for that.

Well here's a lesson for you man:

You can reach orgasm with both foreskin and no foreskin, the speed at which you reach it is just different, so CIRCUMSIZED men last longer. Fact. People with foreskin usually can't go as long.

Dude no one is talking about circumcision being the reason people cheat, in fact in the US more women prefer circumsized penii. And in european countries women prefer foreskin. It's almost like it actually doesn't matter and the women just like the penises around them.

If a vagina is being "dried out" thats because it's being turned off, an aroused vagina will stay wet. That's just science. And by that logic that the ridge of the foreskin feels good, the base of the head of the penis would have a better effect. Citing condom sales doesn't include the huge amount of people having sex without condoms, and on top of that the highest selling condoms are normal, non ribbed ones. As well, the most selling dildos are just regular ones with no special texture. So aparently that extra ridge isnt even important based on the numbers.

Hopefully this well help you understand. I'm going to the gym. Night bro
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>>703591034
Why? It's 5.5 inches at the best, and it's mutilated
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>>703580648
Nice bait faggot
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>>703580648
fucking hell
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>>703580648
edge
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>>703580648
fuk

5.6 inch here
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>>703580648
lol
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>>703590366
>>703589818
This "girl" is defenitely a guy
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>>703585630
Gtfo faggot
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>>703580648
fag
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>>703591270
You caught me, I'm just aggressively shitposting. But I still think it's mutilation fam, and a lot of what you're saying is flawed. Have a good time at the gym.
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>>703580648
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>>703588104
This.
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>>703581536
Kek nice reverse psychology counter copy pasta troll shitposting mate!
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>>703580648
:(
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>>703590366
>>703589818

Tits or gtfo, professor.

You're not above the rules.
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>>703590209
delicious, smooth, shiny, internal organ master race
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>>703591426
No shit faggot
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>>703591906
Nice Metadata faggot hahahahahaha
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>>703591868
that second one is me talking about my dick, and the first one is a buttmad guy masquerading as a flanderization of a girl that made fun of his cut penis, professor
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>>703580648
Fuc yu
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>>703591955
TRACK DAT MOTHA FUCKIN FORESKIN ANON, LETS SNIP HIM
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>>703592106
On it now
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>>703592063
Go to the gym and work up some sweat to store in your turtle neck, you lazy fucktart
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>>703591284
it's a bit bigger than 6, probably 6.2 if I had to put a number on it, and about 6 inches around
>>703591034
thanks
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>>703580648
Fuck u
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>>703581293

i was wondering that too, i think its just the angle
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>>703580648
Will my fist wrist deep in your asshole do? Or do you prefer guys who go elbow deep?
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>>703592206
unwarranted aggression
i don't see what going to the gym has to do with anything
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>>703580648
gay niggers
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>>703591955
oh no, anynymose is gonna hack me

that's not even my picture, and anyways
>>703592106
I'm already cut, so sorry to break it to you guys, no snipping party tonight
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>>703592439
no amount of weightlifting is gonna straighten you out, crazy straw
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>>703592439
What the fuck? Your whole body is fucking fucked up. Jesus Christ that's nightmare fuel
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>>703592439
Nice foreskin bro
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>>703591955
huh, weird
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>>703580648
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hold up, I guess im not a boy since I dont give a fuck about what you feel or if youre filled up or if you cum or whatever you want you fucking piece of shit cumwhore
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>>703592439
how long is that? dimensions?

im 6.5 x 5.5
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>>703592439
Well atleast im big
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you like it real deep and dirty south
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>>703580648
Fuk u
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>>703580648
:(
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Musy
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Never seen this before
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>>703588553
long walks lets say 4 hours long at least

chewing food very well also makes you less ready to bust

having strong ankles is the 3rd key piece to the puzzle .... this one I fell into by dumb luck

these things are all pressure points for lasting longer during intercourse according to chinese medicine as far as I know

I can be found chewing gum at all hours of the day usually with about 6/7 pieces after 2 hours of chewing and when I eat I chew my food to liquidity kinda like swishing jello between my teeth consistency

I dont walk as much as I had many years ago still a 14 mile walk is not gonna leave me sore or full of blisters

I wish I understood more about the ankle part but I haven't bothered as I know my ankles can get horribly twisted and I wont have the slightest irritation just minutes later nearly always

its quite fun to fuck for such a long time

I usually get called over to lay it down monthly by fwb

I do get dizzy, lightheaded, part deaf, blurry eyed, shaky legs, and cramps that make me stop the session

the .most surprising thing of all is the flowers, thank you's and gifts/giftcards I get
I wish I could say I havent had any complaints but that would be a lie, ive been asked to be more vocal

its tough being more vocal, I get thirsty even though I drink an absurd amount of water before and during the session im talking nearly 10 liters before im exhausted loaded with cramps unfortunately cutting the session short

its not scientific in any way but I havent been studied I only know I go and go and go and / everyone thinks its unbelievable yet outstanding

I can cum and keep fucking for another few minutes just the same

lastly I will cum within the 20-30 minute range when I have little time to enjoy the pipelaying session, 5,10,15 minute quickies are entirely unsatisfactory and not desired after ~30 minutes I have used too much energy to enjoy cumming by that point I would just continue enjoying my hot momma
thats fucking 2 me
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>>703580648
: ^)
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>>703580648
noooo
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>>703594235
that sounds like a bunch of irrelevant shit, sounds like you can just take your time fucking naturally
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Die in a fire.
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>>703580648
unless you're below 5 inches it doesnt really matter
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>>703580648
O
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>>703580648
;-;
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Actual femanon here, please do not believe this shit. You're all fine. The only females who believe this are repulsive bitches anyway.
OP has a dick because he's way too familiar with specific insecurities to play off of here
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>>703594847
take it as you will

in a couple hundred years folks may have another consensus

the world was once flat too just a short time ago
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>>703595738

so i can stop crying now?
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>>703581536
Stop trying to put it in sideways.
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>>703580648
k
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>>703595941
jesus I guess so? you guys were seriously listening to this garbage?
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>>703580648
m
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>>703580648
Wow
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>>703580648
Stopping posting bs.
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>>703580648
Op gay af
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>>703580648
good
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>>703580648
gross back
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>>703581081
>also if u need 8 inch or more then that pussy ain't tight .

I have a large cock. 7 inches is the largest an average woman can handle easily. More than 8 tends to be painful.

IRL I've only seen two cocks that were larger than 8 inches.
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>>703580648
kill yourself.
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l
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>>703580648
GET IN /b/rothers

https://discord.gg/0idl0SAiWVrzKMLz

https://discord.gg/0idl0SAiWVrzKMLz

https://discord.gg/0idl0SAiWVrzKMLz
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>>703580648
haha no one cares what girls want.
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>>703581930
Wut?
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>>703580648
cancer
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>>703580648
says girls want huge dicks
hardly any girls can deep throat as it is
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>>703580648
Its my mothers birthday, fuck off
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>>703580648
wheeeeee
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>>703580648
fuck you
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just in case
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I'm so sad
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>>703580648
Ha
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>>703580648
lol
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>>703580648
fuck you
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Fuck you op
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oh look, this post again...
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>>703582744
WOW SICK YEAH DUDE YEAH SWEET MAN WELL DONE!! :) :)
Sweet as dude, you can't experience deep throat, You can't go balls deep except perhaps in a mid 60's loose as fuck grandma, you are likely to hurt girls and make sexual experiences awkward and kill moods! Sweet dude :) I'm so jealous, once again, we'll done! Get your head out of your ass cunt
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>>703580648
My mom won't die tonight, sneaky devil
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>>703583431

Why is the idea of an average sized penis filling up an average sized vagina so hard to comprehend?

In what universe did man and women not evolve side by side as members of the same species?

I can only hope for your sake that you're trolling
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>>703580648
fuck
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>>703580648
fucking bait damnit
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>>703580648
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>>703580648
Tits or gtfo.
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>>703580648
kek
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>>703588332
>last for nearly close to 2 hours
>tfw guys actually think this is a good thing

We don't like you sweating and pounding away on top of us while our pussies are numb and sore. Lasting too long is not a good thing.
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big dicks definitely matter, but I doubt you're in a position to be picky
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The average depth of a woman's Pussy is 5 inches you really don't need anything bigger
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ass
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>>703580648
Gg
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fucks sake
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>>703580648
Big Dicks Matter.jpg
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>>703602693
>we
get real
I live it
I know better
dont knock it till you try it
its fine if you like 2 pump chumps its something I cant do what can I expect
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>>703580648
hg
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Dcks out 4 HHHHHHHHHHHHRMB888
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>>703580648
oh for fucks sake
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>>703603948
>the only choices are to be either a two pump chump or last for hours

If you can't understand that both of those options are awful, then you suck at sex.
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>>703580648
...
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>>703580648
gr8 b8 m8
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>>703580648
Motherfucker
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>>703582252
worst part is that it's not even that big...
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>>703580648
Wololo
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>>703580648
xsxsx
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>>703580648
when you're looking like that
and that's only your ass...
-I doubt you ever going to get an A or even B male, you're in the D/E-class
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dghdetherth
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>>703580648

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pM0CwByhY
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>>703604312
I do what I can with what I got

stamina is in my favor
I treat my women more than fair and when they want it in the ass I switch almost immediately
I enjoy the sessions most when they leave me exhausted even though 25 minutes quickies are good enough for me to be ok with
im not some asshole im actually very understanding as much as possible even to the point of nearly being a pushover when things are of no real importance for me
the women have been turned on by my commentary of my extended sessions which garners me more joy in life and loving tyvm
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fk
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>>703580648
dumb cunt
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>>703580648
nice, i fell for it.. faggot
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>>703580648
pls
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your ass makes me want to tie u up in bondage, pull your hair, and push it deep in you
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>>703580648
fyu
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this is why Traps are superior fuck holes
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>>703580648
You fucking nigger
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>>703580648
ugh
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>>703580648
I've never gotten any complaints.
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shit
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>>703580648
sounds like someone just got beaten up by her drunk ex
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IME it just depends on the girl. Some are satisfied with 5-6 inches esp if you are girthy
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>>703580648
Do you consider this big?
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>>703608934
Nope
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:(
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>>703609040
Good enough for some girls ;)
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Mad 12 cm cock faggots in this thread
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>>703609022
;^)
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Honestly all you need is atleast a 5.6in dick. Lost my virginity at 14 when my dick was around that size and the girl, not a virgin by a long shot, enjoyed it thoroughly. Now I'm 18, have a 6.6in. My girl loves it, and I'm cut, don't let being cut discourage you. If you know how to use it then your girl will never be dissatisfied. Foreplay and dick when used right can satisfy any girl.
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>>703609275
Lol. Imagine how much more she'd enjoy 9
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Interestingly enough every girl I've talked to, besides the loose whores around me, says that is too much. They say that even 7 inches can be too much. They don't like being ripped every time they have sex you know?
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>>703580648
okay
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>>703580648
kkkk
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>>703580648
kekekekekekek
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>>703580648
fgt
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every girl I've been with has complained that it's "too big" and "painful" so :^)
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cunt ball
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>>703609822
so you couldn't turn her on
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>>703609759
she's right you know
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>>703580648
you fuckin...
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>>703597661

best post so far
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>>703583172
>but I'm not a faggot
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>>703580648
Does this pass your requirements?
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Wow Jesus fucking Christ how many times you have to post thia thread
Go make some Hillary gonna win >progayshit you can't seriously this is getting boring and not funny anymore try to make another idea for your useless baits
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>>703580648
nigger
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>>703580648
Derp
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dflkfs my nigga, asdgasd
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