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Hey /b/ros, I need advice

I just finished my speech for a project in my communications 101 class.

Now I'm watching my cousin try and fail to write her outline for the same class.

I did speech and debate for 4 years in high school so I'm a mile ahead of her.

How can I screw with her?

Pic is her rn
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She's so confused why I made that just now
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feet pics
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Post her face OP
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Perv
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>>703580000
Quads op do it
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>>703580138
I am pleased OP, face too?
>>703580000
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>>703580171
Damn legendary quads... Alright
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>>703580412
Quickly man
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Is there any letters on your shirt Op if so do post a pic
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Not a great angle but it will satisfy quads enough for now
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>>703581147
Wearing a white beader anon
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>>703581154
C'mon we need a better angle than that
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>>703581154
abort thread
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>>703581390
i agree
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>>703581348
Tell her to type in comic sans.
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>>703581390
I ain't tryna make me look like a creep
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Stick a few fingers in her.
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>>703581526
Doing it
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>>703581603
Aight, does she have to hand in what she types?
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>>703579527
First start off by getting rid of that mac

That is all
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>>703581607
Subtle anon
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>OP asks how to mess with cousin in speech class
>everyone wants to know how she looks like

good luck getting some advice here OP
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>>703581748
I'm not a normie I was expecting this from /b/. It's half the fun
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>>703581731
Kek
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put a sharpie in her pooper
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>>703581889
Also tell her only use contractions. I.e don't instead of do not
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>>703582095
re rolling for this
>how to screw with cousin
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>>703582235
You're a real rebel anon
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is this her op?
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>>703582326
I'm just saying shit that lowers grades m8
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>>703582661
she has 3 moles in the exact same spot lol
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>>703582661
yes for gods sake don't message her
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>>703583222
whats that? message her, ok i guess
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>>703583310
G MOTHA FUCKIN G
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>>703583222
the trips speak
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>>703579527
What kinda debate did you do?
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>>703583222
In heinsight this was the obvious ending
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>>703582661
Found a thread to stick to
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The answer is obvious, OP.

>Be extremely helpful
>Do absolute best to assist her while letting her develop her skills in oration
>Make her proud of her work and accomplishment
>Wait until day of speech
>Offer to go out to the lab/library/whatever the fuck and print off hard copy for prof/teacher
>Replace all words in all drafts and copies of speech with repeating phrase
>Devastate her utterly
>Phrase is "Sharpie in pooper."

Sharpie in pooper, OP.
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>>703583570
sorry about that OP.
It's how it always ends on /b/
looking forward to the real ending now.
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>Silence
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>>703579527
I bet you did PF or something u fag
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This thread just got spicy. Also, OP, sad to hear such a poor show from another debate fag. Just try to suggest shifty pauses, bad word choices for each taglined point, reinforce common mistakes, etc. Too bad the advice won't matter since you just got rekt by the anon that knows her.
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>>703579527
Why is your mac mini upside down ?
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Tell her to kick the 1AC and go for Anti-Blackness
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>>703584464
What u read
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>>703584227
I did Foreign extemporary, OO, and policy. I went to nationals 3 times and did decent
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>>703582661
How tf did u even find her anon? I tried reverse searching the photo I sent and I got nothin. Do you know her?
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>>703584978
Just make the first letter in each row of words spell out the game
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>>703584978
Ever read any DnG?
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Pull a John cena with first letter of every paragraph
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>>703584766
Trolled
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She's writing her speech on "a single grain of sand" -__-

If her tits weren't fun to look at I would've left 20 min ago
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>>703585551
These tits op?
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So did anyone message her, OP?
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>>703585551
That's pretty gay. Tell her to include "that really rustled my jimmies" in it
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>>703585551
Take creep shots op. Honestly I'd smash her
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Bump out of interest in her getting messaged.
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>>703585775
How would you feel if I told her that her cousin was a perv staring at her breasts because he's a loser that gets justification on /b/
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>>703585892
I've taken plenty over the years believe me
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>>703585901
Fuck you fag i don't know how you found her but she probably saw me doing it anyways idgaf
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>>703585980
Send them
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>>703585980
post some she's fucking hot
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>>703585901
Bundle of sticks?
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>>703586255
check em
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>>703586292
Fag: n.) Gay person who sucks Dicks and also does public forum debate
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>>703585901
Almost to quick and easy. Are you also op, anon? Bored looking for keks?

Just curious.
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>>703586132
youre fucked, op. might as well pull your dick out and post results
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>>703586657
I did policy lol

Here
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>>703586878
4 who tho
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She finished the shittiest speech and kicked me out of her room. Our fam is staying at out grandmas house. Waiting for her to fall asleep
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>>703587229
dump more pics
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>>703586878
I dun did congress and extemp
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To hold you all over until she's asleep
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>>703587570
My senior year I went to Nats in congress cuz I fucked up in policy semis.

I also got second in the county my sophomore year for congress but that was jv
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>>703587889
more boobs. less duck face.
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Bump to keep thread alive
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>>703589277
Seconded
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Fall asleep you cunt my dick can only get so hard
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>>703589530
Also seconded
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>>703587640
moar ffs
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Tell her the reason you're asking for the pics is because your friend is a professional speech writer and he said if you get your tits out for a pic, he'll write a fucking great speech for you on the subject "A grain of sand"
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>>703590352
She went to sleep guys. Can't do anymore of this stuff. But I can creep
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>>703590589
If she went to sleep fucking take pics or some shit
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>>703590750
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>>703590950
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Her tv on makes this easy lol
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>>703590950
nice now dig through her underwear drawer or some shit nig
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>>703591273
Better idea
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>>703591509
Moarrrrr!! For the horde!
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>>703591509
OP died?
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>>703592350
lol sister woke up probably
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>>703592350
Maybe she woke up?
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>>703592465
>>703592472
OP getting a stern talking to by grandma as we speak
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Touch her pussy or something lol, she seems like a slut. She's probably wide awake and enjoying it.
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>>703592572
Proof?
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>>703592931
It was an assumption famalam
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OP is dead. Goodbye living in that house.
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If ends in dubs OP is fulfiling his incestuous fantasy as we speak. If trips party van is en route
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is op kill?
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>>703593454
Reroll
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I feel like op just got caught now he is kill
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RIP OP
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Lol. She probably woke up
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>>703593454
Rollin
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>>703591509
you are a hero.
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op is kill
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>>703595302
bless up
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A toast to our brave soldier
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>>703593454
Rollin for wincest
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rip op the god of /b
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Op you're a fucking OG
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Damn cousins friend probably snitched R.I.P OP
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OP died for out perversions.
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Lets not give up hope maybe this is op right now
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>>703596158
I think he ded he grabbed her boob 7 minutes after she was asleep I know my ass would be awake
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>>703596354
Yeeep.
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>>703596354
yea she prob woke up and is now riding him as we speak.
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>>703585901
White knight alert watch out everybody he's going to save the day
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Guys she woke up
I'm in my room not lol
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>>703583570
*hindsight, debatefag
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>>703596943
lmfaooooooo dumbassss!
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>>703596943
You gotta let her sleep awhile at least an hour
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>>703597075
I don't think she saw me in going back later tonight I'll post another thread
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>>703596943
OP lives!!! wut happened?
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>>703597187
i got the ky ready
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>>703597187
you wont, you scared fam
when you making it im not just gonna sit here on /b/ waiting
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>>703597187
Better make a trip so i know its you faggot
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>when you making it im not just gonna sit here on /b/ waiting
>>703597291
Yeah you fucking will
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>>703597492
so
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>>703596943
Fuckin hero.
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>>703597187
fuck no show us her used panties
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>>703597554
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>>703598403
show us her vagina and tits
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>>703598403
Pull up her shirt!
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>>703598403
Didn't die but she did wake up u cucks. Now I'm stuck writing her shitty ass speeches for the rest of the year
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>>703598403
Aaaaand he's back!
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>>703598403
I like where this is going.... proceed
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>>703598505
its ok now show us her panties
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>>703598590
I can't but I have more pics lol.
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>>703598505
Legion will assist. Just show us the tits
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>>703598698
in her underwear drawer or her used laundry its easy and u cant wake her up
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For the loyals better ones coming
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>>703598505
Is she making you write them and she won't tell anyone what you did?
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>>703598903
Sadly yeah. Only a few speeches. I can write them in my sleep for her needs. Normie cousins development skipped her brain and added to her tits instead.

Wanna see he squeeze that got me caught?
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>>703598851
we here boss
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I got greedy and squeezed too hard and woke her
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>>703579527
give her ideas about things to do while she's giving the speech that are totally not normal so people will think she's weird. you can tweak this to varying degrees of subtly.
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>>703599164
lift the shirt up to expose some nipple action
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>>703599226
what her name op?
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>>703599219
Oh I'll make sure to fuck with her on the wording of all her speeches.

She might have this over me but the bitch has secrets that I'm willing to exploit too
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Albeit, none quite as bad as she has over me now lol
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>>703581154
lol she looks goofy as fuck. i bet whoever bangs her is going to frighten her right back into her hidey hole in her dorm
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>>703599346
Whoops realized I sent duplicate
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>>703599099
She is gonna make you her bitch
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youre fucking weird dude
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>>703599466
Post dick on lips or tots plz based op
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Lol
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>>703599507
Bad angle anon

Op sent better ones.
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>>703583570
lol "heinsight" are you black? learn how to spell ya fucking 4 year debater.

....black debater
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>>703599555
Trips is right sadly
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>>703599466
Please just put your cock layed flat across her mouth
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>>703599693
That wasn't op u dumbfuck
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>>703599734
so we gonna see some tits or not?
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>>703599346
is that you grabbing your cousin's tit?
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>>703599784
Catch up on thread
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>>703599808
Yeah. Op got caught tho
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>>703599808
Yeah what of it based op does as he pleases
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Trips and you show her this thread
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>>703579527
rape her
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>>703599889
Holy fuck too close anon
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rape her now
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>>703599889
DAMN YOU
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>>703599999
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>>703599976
YOU GOT TRIPS, couldve gotten some shit
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She look like this lol
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>>703599889
Rollerino
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As OP, all these close calls on trips make me nervous but rock hard as well. Sorry for not full delivery anons, but I'll give what I have
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>>703600056
tripppp
also if i get trips, fuckin dope
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hey OP well played
I got trip 2s earlier I see someone else has trip 5s
>tfw someone else gets trips and you take pics of her pussy for us
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>>703600036
who dis?
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>>703600141
r-r-r-roll
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>>703600141
Please tits or dick on face op you will be apart of 4chan lore... A 4chanpion
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>>703600141
lift shirt rollerino
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they see me rollin
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>>703600230
Rollingggggg
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>>703600141
trips get
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just go in there hold her down and rape her
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I'm assuming that since I'm on page one now people aren't fully caught up.

I got a ton of pics while groping, but got caught. Can't do much more request wise but I'm sharing what I got in the meantime
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>>703600288
Rollllll
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>>703600259
Don't make it a roll game just do this op
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if dubs post pick of your dick on her lips
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fuck trips
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>>703600333
you must do this op
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>>703600288
Roll
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>>703600333
Trips lolol
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>>703600333
there she is
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>>703600397
GG
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>>703600259
I already am u Jew. I had a similar thread about my sister.

If anyone remembers this thread I'm sorry I had to leave. Got banned for a month haha
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>>703600288
Roll plzzz
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>>703600288
This
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>>703600493
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>>703600288
Rollerina
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>>703600566
>this
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>>703600411
>>703600333
>>703600288
>>703600299
you have no will
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>>703600493
Repost those picks once done with cousin
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SATAN
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>>703600582
I'm fucked up and I like taboo shit. We all got kinks and that's mine. I just like to share it with /b/
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>>703599889
>>703600665
DAMN IT WHY AM I ALWAYS OFF BY ONE
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>>703600582
Who is this?
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>>703600288
Roll
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>>703600689
is ur sister home right now??? go get some current pics if u know what i mean
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>>703600689
My sis btw. Had a thread in July with like 1500 replies and I got banned for it. Ban is over now tho and I'll share all I got of someone can find the old photos I sent before
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>>703600789
Damn 789
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But.. But... WHY?! Shes a fatty boom boom
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>>703600805
Off at college, but I have a shit ton from many nights
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>>703600493
What happened I didn't see this one
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>>703600824
So what's the story with your sister picks?
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>>703600914
who gives a shit post moar faggots
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>>703600973
Posting
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rule 47: you will never have sex
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>>703600914
Bored on /b/ and got dared to go take pics, did that, she woke up a few times, but eventually i got more and more pics, but when I went to post pussy pics, mods banned me cuz I was still 17 at the time.

Pic from a few nights after that
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>>703601061
fucking clearly
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>>703601222
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I'm bored anons. I'll post more on a night when I can get better pics for my /b/ros.

Eat shit and goodbye
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>>703601376
Thanks for the pics /b/ro
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>>703601376
Nooo fuck you!!! Keep posting!
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>>703601474
Have fun with them

I will return!!!!!!!
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>>703601294
/b/rass /b/alls /b/ro
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>>703583310
What a fuckin faggot. OP isn't even being a creep
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>>703601690
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