The moon will crash into the earth in 72 hours
>Quads stop it (though so does beating all the bosses)
>Singles move time forward 1 hour.
>Dubs go back 5 hours
>Trips go back 12 hours
69 gets you a boobie hug from Cremia, the next 10 singles won't count.
There will be bosses / special events coming in.
DAWN OF THE 1ST DAY
72 HOURS REMAIN
thread 1
Rolling because I love MM and MM speedruns
Pls be singles
Dubs now gief to meeeeee
This autistic thread again? Bring back the giga nigga
>>703497935
>>703498016
>>703498017
fuck yes
69 hours left
fuck this gay earth
>OH NO
>THIS FUCKING FAGGOT JUST STOLE YOUR SWORD AND SKIPPED OFF WITH IT
HOURS COUNT AS DOUBLE UNTIL YOU GET IT BACK!
ONLY DUBS (RESPONDING TO HIM) WILL STOP IT!
TRIPS OR HIGHER (EVEN WITHOUT RESPONDING TO THIS POST) STOP HIM AS WELL.
IF TRIPS OR HIGHER DO RESPOND, YOU GET A PRIZE!
>>703498117
67 hours remain
Time for me to wreck this shit. Check 'em.
Am I helping?
>>703498255
Checked...now check my trips
>>703498174
Roll
>>703498174
Fuck that, I know where that motherfucker sleeps. I'm going to Ikana Canyon in the middle of the night and assfucking him with the great fairy sword.
>>703498174
Dis bitch
>>703498514
62 hours remain!
>>703498174
Yo fuck this guy
roll
>>703499361
>56 hours remain
>>703498174
It's okay sakon, you can keep the sword
>>703497493
Oh mayne boobie hug from Crimea plzzzzz
>>703498174
Can I just wait for him to try to pawn it?
rollin
>>703498174
STOP YOU FUCKHEAD
>>703499911
you stopped sakon!
>>703500002
55 hours remain!
Roll
>>703500002
So close
>>703500002
I'm pretty sure if you got seps you save the day and happy mask salesman has to blow you or something
>>703498174
stahp
>>703500111
+ 12 hours
>>703500126
66 hours remain!
Roll
Rollin
>>703498174
Rolls-Royce
>>703497493
Stop you motherfucker!!
YOU STUMBLED UPON A FAIRIES FOUNTAIN
>BITCH IS GONNA GIVE YOU SOME MAGIC!
>ALL POSTS THAT RESPOND TO THIS POST WILL HELP DECIDE WHAT HAPPENS
>IF WE GET FIVE EVENS FIRST YOU WILL BE GRANTED DINS FIRE (allowing an instant kill at the next boss)
>IF WE GET GIVE ODDS FIRST YOU WILL BE GRANTED NAYRUS LOVE (protexting you from the next ten singles)
>IF OYU GET DUBS IN RESPONSE TO THIS, YOU GET FAEORES WIND (lets you return to 72 hours ago)
>TRY NOT TO GET ANYTHING HIGHER THAN THAT! THERE MIGHT BE AN UNPLEASANT SURPRISE.
>>703500274
62 hours remain
Roll
I'm back again to fix our problems. Check 'em
>>703500293
Rollin
>>703500293
Farore's wind
>>703500293
Roll
>>703500293
>Dins fire, Nayrus Love, and Faeores winds aren't in MM, only OoT
>>703500463
trust me im well aware. but this is just a 4chan 'roll game' so i thought it'd be fine.
>>703500463
>54 hours remain!
>>703500126
>>703500165
I had to resolve fucking captcha...
Roll for whatever.
>>703500293
I roll for song of time
>>703500293
Rollin
>>703500700
>>703500800
>61 hours remain
>>703500700
what about me faggot
>>703500881
>>703497493
>>703500996
if you do the math you'll see ur hours were counted.
i quote the last post that I see so i know where i left off with counting the hours.
roll
rolling
dont forget to keep responding to the fairy post, only two more of an even or an odd to get your power.
>>703501284
63 hours remain
Roll
>>703497493
On average, for every trips there will be 9 dubs and 90 singles.
90 - 9 x 5 - 12 = 33
Every hundred posts will move time forward 33 hours.
Chances are that in one thread we will be out of time.
Not even worth posting, bro.
I'm not stopping another fucking moon I did this in Zelda.
>>703501550
last time we played the game spanned three threads and they made it to the final boss before they got bored. there are a lot of events (like beating a boss) that sends you back in time as well.
I MUST STOP THE MOON!
>>703500293
nigger
check em
I roll for song of time, again
>>703501994
62 hours remain
roliing
>>703497493
/thread
Time to get trips
Roll
DONT FORGET TO RESPOND TO THE FAIRY, SO YOU CAN GET YOUR POWER. BOSS BATTLE WONT BEGIN UNTIL AFTER THAT.
>>703500293
Fuck yeah, gimme some magic bitch
Rollin like a goron my nigga
>>703503081
you've been granted Nayru's love!
>Nayru's love protects you from singles for ten posts!
>to activate, simply respond to this post!
>Tatyl: Try to save this for an event where singles cost double!
>>703500293
Roll
Oh hey, it's this thread again!
ACTIVATE MUGEN TSUKUYOMI
>>703503335
55 hours remain!
ADOLWA: A WILD BOSS APPEARED!
ALL SINGLES COUNT AS TWO HOURS FORWARD!
YOU MUST GET TWO SETS OF DUB IN RESPONSE TO THIS POST IN ORDER TO BEAT HIM!
BEATING HIM SENDS YOU BACK TO THE DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY
>>703503302
ACTIVATE
>>703503703
This nigga aint got nothin
>>703503703
check'em
>>703497493
>9/11 2
>>703503703
Looks like we need a hero.
>>703503302
lol you got the gayest one
>>703503703
dubs get
Roll for life
>>703503703
Kek is smiling down on us all.
>>703503888
Song of time granted! 72 hours remain
>>703503888
>>703504000
Holy shit
>>703503888
>>703504000
you killed adolwa! and traveled back in time!
DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY. 72 hours remain.
As if we don't want it to happen
saved
Alright guys, I'm charging up my quads but I'm going to need concentration so I don't fuck up the timing. Wish me luck boys!
>>703497493
rollerino
>>703504207
Well here goes...
LUCKY QUADRUPLE STRIKE
>>703504207
Good luck bernie bird
fuck you moon
roll
>>703504415
Oh shit
>some bitch wants to tell you a story
>to listen to the story, simply get three anons to respond to this post
>listening to the story will send you forward 12 hours
>>703504458
Roll >:^)
rolling
>>703504458
lets listen
>>703504458
Kek
SHOOT IT DOWN
>>703504568
>for being such a good boy, you were gifted a heart
>to activate the heart, simply respond once to this post
>using this heart will send you back to the dawn of the PREVIOUS day
>>703504692
45 hours remain!
SKULLKID HAS SPOTTED YOU
ALL SINGLES COUNT AS 5 HOURS FORWARD!
YOU MUST GET THREE SETS OF DUBS IN RESPONSE TO THIS POST IN ORDER TO BEAT HIM!
BEATING HIM ENDS THE GAME!
Roll
>>703500000
I shall go face this moon head on. See you space niggers, you're gonna carry that autism.
>>703504817
OP here, htis is not a real post, ignore. it is a troll
>>703504811
Ayy
>>703504817
RIP
>>703504899
DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY, 72 HOURS REMAIN
SOME METAL GOAT THING IS HERE!
>Every post NOT RESPONDING TO THIS COUNTS AS 3 HOURS
>it takes three sets of dubs to kill it
>trips kill instantly
>dubs and trips only kill if they reply to this post
>singles responding to this post only count as 2.
>>703504888
Oh damn my boy
>>703505014
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD YOU METAL NORMIE
>>703505014
Roll
Happy 9/11 everybody.
>>703505014
Weeb Nigger shall rise to the challenge!
>>703505014
>>703505209
60 HOURS REMAIN
ALTERNATE TIMELINE LINK APPEARS TO ASSIST YOU IN YOUR QUEST
NEXT TEN SINGLES ARE BLOWN AWAY BY HIS GIANT LEAF
NEXT TWO DUBS ARE BLOWN AWAY BY HIS GIANT LEAF
POST ENDING IN 111 GETS STOLEN BY THE KING OF RED LIONS
POST ENDING IN 1234 GETS NUDES OF HIS GRANDMOTHER
>>703505280
ANOTHER TROLL POST. IGNORE.
ALL TROLL POSTS WILL BE IGNORED BY OP AND WILL NOT COUNT AGAINST YOU
>>703504888
Real OP here, this is not from me ignore please
The Battle Is on!
SKULLKID HAS SPOTTED YOU
ALL SINGLES COUNT AS 5 HOURS FORWARD!
YOU MUST GET THREE SETS OF DUBS IN RESPONSE TO THIS POST IN ORDER TO BEAT HIM!
BEATING HIM ENDS THE GAME!
>>703505266
65 hours remain!
f kmfsmksfisf
>>703505014
I shall go face this threat head-on. If I don't make it back, tell my children I love them.
>>703505349
But i wanted nudes m80
>>703505014
roll
It's time for fives tbqh
>>703505400
Not fooling anyone faggot
>>703505014
rolling
>>703505014
The Emperor shall save us!
>>703505577
60 HOURS REMAIN! ONLY TWO MORE DUBS NEEDED!
>>703505577
Wow. Dump finally nade himself usefull
>>703505014
FUCK OFF GOHT NOONE LOVES YOU
>>703504817
fuck u skullkid
>>703505014
rollin
>>703505667
Unlike you faggot
>>703505014
roll
>>703505014
>>703505577
Here comes his second strike!
>>703504817
ROOOOOOOLLLLLLL
>>703505014
>still only one dubs
come on guys
>>703505757
Well la di fuckin da
>>703500293
Now go sperg out somewhere else
Roll on.
>>703506003
35 hours remain
>>703505946
But we already got Naryu's and no Din's Fire
>>703505946
You;re fucking done now Goht
>>703505946
Where have all the gets disappeared to?
>>703505577
You have bested GHOT and seized his remains!
Dawn of the first day: 75 hours remain
>>703506113
>>703506150
>>703506190
OP HERE, made a mistake, these posts wont count against you
YOU STUMBLED UPON A FAIRIES FOUNTAIN
>BITCH IS GONNA GIVE YOU SOME MAGIC!
>ALL POSTS THAT RESPOND TO THIS POST WILL HELP DECIDE WHAT HAPPENS
>IF WE GET FIVE EVENS FIRST YOU WILL BE GRANTED DINS FIRE (allowing an instant kill at the next boss)
> ̶I̶F̶ ̶W̶E̶ ̶G̶E̶T̶ ̶F̶I̶V̶E̶ ̶O̶D̶D̶S̶ ̶F̶I̶R̶S̶T̶ ̶Y̶O̶U̶ ̶W̶I̶L̶L̶ ̶B̶E̶ ̶G̶R̶A̶N̶T̶E̶D̶ ̶N̶A̶Y̶R̶U̶S̶ ̶L̶O̶V̶E̶ ̶(̶p̶r̶o̶t̶e̶x̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶x̶t̶ ̶t̶e̶n̶ ̶s̶i̶n̶g̶l̶e̶s̶)̶ ̶
>IF YOU GET DUBS IN RESPONSE TO THIS, YOU GET FAEORES WIND (lets you return to 72 hours ago)
>TRY NOT TO GET ANYTHING HIGHER THAN THAT! THERE MIGHT BE AN UNPLEASANT SURPRISE.
cant get the same power twice. you can respond to both this and the Goht post to minimize damage and maximize rolls!
>>703506245
ignore the troll, as will OP.
>>703504817
rolling
>>703505014
Why won't you die?
>>703506283
Time to spit some flames boys
>>703506283
Still no fucking gets holy shit, bet we can't even get evens
>>703506283
FIRE FIRE
>>703505014
Let's tackle it head on!
>>703506555
OH FUUUUCK
STILL ROLLING
>>703506555
YOU KILLED GOHT!
DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY, 72 HOURS REMAIN
>>703506283
roll
>>703506643
We're saved, gotta make sure we steal those quads next chance we get
www.mafiagamer.com/follow/sunjones
win free money
I'll help keep the moon at bay until the quads arrive!
>>703506555
YOU GOT TRIPS AT THE FAIRY FOUNTAIN!
>FOR YOUR INSOLENCE, THE GREAT FAIRY SENDS YOU FORWARD 12 HOURS!
>>703506757
58 HOURS REMAIN!
>>703500293
ROLL
>>703506876
GIANT FUCKING MOON, WITH THE POWER OF GEASS I COMMAND YOU TO CHANGE TRAJECTORY THIS INSTANT!
>>703506283
Rollllling
this fat bitch has some favor to ask you.
to accept, respond to this post twice.
to ignore, simply dont respond.
>>703507006
61 hours remain
THIS MOON HAS GONE ROUGUE, RUNNING DELETION PROGRAM
>>703507065
not sure about this so I'll only respond once
roll
TWO EVENTS AT ONCE?
YOU STUMBLED UPON A FAIRIES FOUNTAIN
>BITCH IS GONNA GIVE YOU SOME MAGIC!
>ALL POSTS THAT RESPOND TO THIS POST WILL HELP DECIDE WHAT HAPPENS
>IF WE GET FIVE EVENS FIRST YOU WILL BE GRANTED DINS FIRE (allowing an instant kill at the next boss)
> ̶I̶F̶ ̶W̶E̶ ̶G̶E̶T̶ ̶F̶I̶V̶E̶ ̶O̶D̶D̶S̶ ̶F̶I̶R̶S̶T̶ ̶Y̶O̶U̶ ̶W̶I̶L̶L̶ ̶B̶E̶ ̶G̶R̶A̶N̶T̶E̶D̶ ̶N̶A̶Y̶R̶U̶S̶ ̶L̶O̶V̶E̶ ̶(̶p̶r̶o̶t̶e̶x̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶n̶e̶x̶t̶ ̶t̶e̶n̶ ̶s̶i̶n̶g̶l̶e̶s̶)̶ ̶
>IF YOU GET DUBS IN RESPONSE TO THIS, YOU GET FAEORES WIND (lets you return to 72 hours ago)
>TRY NOT TO GET ANYTHING HIGHER THAN THAT! THERE MIGHT BE AN UNPLEASANT SURPRISE.
cant get the same power twice. you can respond to both this and other events to maximize rolls and minimize damage.
>>703497493
But you need to save my people first
re-roll
>>703507128
ERROR
DELETION FAILURE
COMMENCE PLANETARY HIBERNATION
>>703507233
Let's churn out some dubs lads
GYORG: A WILD BOSS APPEARED!
ALL SINGLES COUNT AS TWO HOURS FORWARD!
YOU MUST GET TWO SETS OF DUB IN RESPONSE TO THIS POST IN ORDER TO BEAT HIM!
BEATING HIM SENDS YOU BACK TO THE DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY
>>703507233
Or at the very least some evens
>>703507437
IGNORE THIS ONE IT IS A TROLL. ANYONE RESPONDING TO THIS WILL NOT COUNT AGAINST THE CLOCK, NOR WILL THIS TROLLS POST.
>>703507437
Naked Kakashi shall rise to the challenge!
>>703507437
roll
>>703507437
ROLLLL
>>703507233
inb4 all odds
>>703507437
Rolling thunder
fUCK YOU
>>703507233
Three more evens until we can destroy the next Gyorg
>>703507437
fuck you gyorg
>>703507233
rooool
seven seven seven seven
>>703507233
MORE EVENS
>>703507065
I'm curious
>>703507754
k reroll..
>>703507437
rollin
>>703507233
We're doing shit this thread huh
Saving you
>>703507233
ONE LAST EVEN
>>703507437
rooll
>>703507233
COME ON
>>703507437
Dont worry, I got this
>>703507918
Din's Fire get! The real Gyorg's gonna be fuckin dead!
>>703507511
This is exactly why we need ID's back
>>703505014
>>703507523
>>703507571
>>703507635
>>703507710
>>703507798
>>703507878
>>703507927
See
>>703507511
Although you're all just probably samefag
>>703507437
WELL SHOW HIM
>>703507762
you received kafeis mask!
dubs will no longer move you back five hours until you find kafei
in order to find kafei you must 'nubs' in response to this post.
wherein nubs are the following examples
>>703507767
>>703507828
>>703507919
>>703497493
The moon is moving away from us at a rate of 3.78 centimeters (1.5 inches) per year so yeah...fuck you too
>>703508122
How is it that OP gets dubs every time he posts?
We at 21 so far. Oso rolling
>YOU RECEIVED DINS FIRE!
TO ACTIVATE, RESPOND TO THIS POST TWICE
ONLY RESPONSES AFTER A BOSS BATTLE BEGINS WILL BE COUNTED, TO STOP TROLLS!
DINS FIRE KILLS THE BOSS AUTOMATICALLY, HOWEVER IT PREVENTS YOU FROM TRAVELING TO THE DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY AFTERWARDS!
>>703508122
I DON'T UNDERSTAND BUT I'M ROLLING ANYWAY
>>703508122
Roll
>>703508321
IGNORE THIS ONE IT IS A TROLL. ANYONE RESPONDING TO THIS WILL NOT COUNT AGAINST THE CLOCK, NOR WILL THIS TROLLS POST.
>>703508122
Rolll
>>703507511
>>703508155
TWO DUBS
DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY WHEN?
Gonna try channeling my inner quads once more. You guys better keep posting so I can get a good idea of how to time this
>>703508507
65 HOURS REMAIN (I THINK, GETTING REALLY CONFUSING)
>>703508122
Roollling
>>703508507
See
>>703507511
>Implying you're not the Gyorgposter
>>703508561
NIGGER
>>703508605
72 HOURS REMAIN, IGNORE TROLLS POST
>>703508561
Q U A D S
U
A
D
S
>>703508843
RETRY
>>703508373
NUBS!
YOU FOUND KAFEI! AND AS A PRIZE, RECEIVED THE LOVERS MASK.
the lovers mask will allow you to travel back in time 6 hours once activated. simply respond to this post twice.
>>703508874
AGAIN
>>703508904
SHIT
>>703508892
Might as well do it now
>>703508956
kek
>>703508892
And again
>>703508843
>>703508874
>>703508904
>>703508956
Walkers are shite, m8. That's why you're not getting quads.
Has is crashed yet?
OP here, a few announcements:
the lovers mask and dins fire ARE REAL.
the real gyorg is incoming. since the troll is trying to ruin the game I am counting the dubs and trips that his posts generate, but his isngles dont count against you.
>>703509099
>>703508892
71 hours remain
>Since faggot troll wont leave this game
WERE KICKING THIS INTO OVERDRIVE
DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY
ALL SINGLES COUNT AS TWO HOURS FORWARD!
ONLY QUADS CAN STOP THIS
>>703509099
Dubs confirm, advice taken
i got this bois
>>703509213
IGNORE THIS TROLL. ANYONE RESPONDING TO THIS WILL NOT COUNT AGAINST THE CLOCK, NOR WILL THIS TROLLS POST.
DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY 24 HOURS REMAIN
We'll get through this lads.
We must.
>>703507437
wait, this isent the real one?
ENOUGH FISH TO FEED A VILLAGE JUST STARTED ATTACKING YOU!
>DUBS AND TRIPS WILL COUNT AGAINST YOU UNTIL IT IS DEFEATED.
>RESPONSES TO THIS POST THAT GET SINGLES WILL ONLY COUNT AS 1 HOUR AGAINST YOU
>POSTS THAT DONT RESPOND TO THIS ONE WILL COUNT AS 2 HOURS AGAINST YOU
>TWO SETS OF NUBS WILL DEFEAT HIM!
NUBS ARE WHEN THE LAST AND THIRD-TO-LAST NUMBER OF YOUR POST ARE THE SAME. FOR INSTANCE:
>>703507767
>>703507828
>>703507919
>>70350944868 HOURS REMAIN
Our Lord Kek is smilin'
>>703509516
wtf
>>703509516
TO CLARIFY,
68 HOURS REMAIN AS OF:
>>703509448
I would be alot more likely to respond to this thread if it read -
This thread will be reposted for the hundred-thousandth time in 72 hours
>Quads stop it (though so does beating all the bosses)
>Singles move time forward 1 hour.
>Dubs go back 5 hours
>Trips go back 12 hours
disregard this post
>>703508321
LET'S DO THIS
>>703509516
just fucking leave please
>>703508321
AND AGAIN
>>703509432
>>703509246
>>703508463
>>703507437
THESE ARE ALL TROLL POSTS^ THEY WILL BE IGNORED, AND NO POSTS RESPONDING TO THEM WILL COUNT AGAINST THE MAIN GAME.
wtf is happening in this thread.
>>703509752
>>703509713
DINS FIRE DESTROYED THE BOSS!
but you don't go back in time! time begins to move normal again.
>>703509752
59 hours remain
1
QUADS
>>703509250
SO CHECKEM
CANNIBAL QUADRUPLE BLAST
AGAIN
i think this is gonna die
11
111
>>703509996
I failed once more... BUT IT MATTERS NOT
>>703510000
THIS ANON IS OUR SAVIOUR
>>703510000
FUCK YEAH
1111
>>703510000
ULTIMATE WINRAR
twin mold appeared!
in order to defeat him you must become a giant!
>hours still move normally forward
>but dubs and trips do not take you back in time until he is defeated
>two sets of dubs will defeat him
>trips will defeat him
>quads still win the game
>>703497493
Uh oh, something doesn't add up here. How is the moon going to hit us? Has something really large hit it, altering it's orbit? Because that's the only way it could happen. Otherwise it is in a stable orbit, that is slowly decaying--it is actually getting farther and farther away from us over a long period of time.
Also, I fail to see how getting quads would stop it, even if this were true. You're a creationist aren't you?
11111
>>703497493
asdf
>>703510000
thanks jesus
>>703510000
>>703510000
>>703510000
YOU DID IT! YOU GUYS ONE THE GAME!
>>703510000
>>703510000
>>703510000
111111
>>703510083
FAGGOT WORM BTFO, YOUR BELOVED MOON IS GONE
1111111
waka flocka
>>703510172
It's so beautiful...
11111111
Thanks for epic thread OP
here is quad
>>703510000
>>703510000
>>703510000
you guys did it! you beat the game! kinda glad we didnt have to go through the next two bosses with the troll around, thanks for being team players about it.
If anyone has ideas for more game mechanics let me know. the basis is rolling, but id like to try and find something a little more clever so its not just 'GET DUBS OR NUBS' over and over again.
also events to reference from within the game would be cool.
the formula i would like is
>1 event
>2 event
>boss
>1 even
>2 even
>boss
with 4 bosses, and then a final show down with majora.
>>703510367
op detected
I'LL GRASP THIS OPPORTUNITY
ACTIVATE MUGEN TSUKUYOMI
>>703510367
thanks man. some another anon invented the basic game seen in the OP, I just added bosses, events, and such.
>>703510444
lol
>>703510441
you can try to put watermarks on your posts' photos as we can see you are the op
>>703510367
>>703510565
>>703510688
you're a faggot op, no one cares about your shitty game
>>703510441
You need to find a way to personalize your posts so that we know it's OP. Maybe you could just take a picture of your computer screen and something from majora's mask could be up on your monitor and you can be holding a timestamp
>>703510688
thats actually something i thought of as soon as the troll appeared, i just didnt think id have enough time to start that while counting posts and preparing the next events. but its definitely going to be a neccessity going forward. it'll suck cuz i dont think ill be able to do gifs, but theres plenty of art.
>>703510825
thats something i considered as well, but i think a watermark will definitely help. trying to go over in my head which one would be harder to recreate.
maybe a personalized piece of art as the watermark over the majora images.
>>703503703
Beat this nigga ass
>>703511056
so ur the troll who posted the fake bosses, right?
>>703511194
I think there was more then one
