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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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YLYL
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>>703494066
Did anything go wrong? see this constantly
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>>703494066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZmM-2gj5Gc
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>>703494123
Yes the cannister eventually burst and he was killed when it leaked nerve gas
RIP
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ive had to put one out before
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>>703494066
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>>703494066
>The first black president re-legalized slavery in America
>mysides

Do you want to free the slaves in Hawaii?
Sign the petition, enforce the 13th Amendment!
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov//petition/end-dhs-policy-mandating-involuntary-servitude-without-due-process-foreign-laborers-harvesting-highly-migratory-fish
>AP story on the slaves
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/39ae05f117c64a929f0f8fab091c4ee1/hawaiian-seafood-caught-foreign-crews-confined-boats
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>>703495343
dat
fucking
filename.
i die now
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>>703495343
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>>703494965
If Hillary gets elected, it will be Earth 2017
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>>703495500
>wordbank
Kids goin places
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>>703494066
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>>703495343
whats happening here?
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>>703494370
Mother fucker I already lost
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>>703495848
the kush hit her
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Go to this thread for massive lulz my friends. >>>703495249
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>>703495484
?
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>>703494965
This is 2017 you idiot.
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>>703496036
lost
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>>703495993
nah
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>>703495412
I guess you could call him "Pvt Cripple"
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>>703494209
best job EVER
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>>703495500
Why was walrus marked as wrong?
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>>703496381
lost pretty hard.
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>>703496036
He apologised for it 2 years later tho
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>>703495198
nutritionists hate him
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>>703496731
We all hoped he wouldnt be able to, I still support the little cancer that is left inside him to believe in itself and kill this faggot
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>>703496595
good one
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>>703496895
kek, I remember that thread
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>>703496895
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>>703496036
lost.
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>>703496935
savagery

personaly i hope he gets fine, i like his content
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>>703496036
Anon here.
I have more if you want.
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>>703497326
Bit of a kek, I'll give you that/
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>>703495662
lost
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>>703495072
lost
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>>703496455
Youtube chat is so weird they just spam what they see. That + swastikas and dicks
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>>703497810
lost
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>>703498207
I might do the same
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>>703495484
holy shit her feet did they drag her into the car?????
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>>703498042
Lost
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>>703495231
not a reindeer
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>>703495848
that's hillary clinton having a medical episode and being removed from the 9/11 memorial event this morning.
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>>703496595
fuck off you knobchomper
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>>703497934
Lost
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>>703498207
Lost so hard!!!
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>>703495500
dat comic sans is the real joke
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Lol
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>>703495820
No... No :(
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>>703498042
Checked
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>>703499764
BAGINA
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>>703498224
alrigth you got me
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>>703499764

actually have you wondered who the fuck thought of eating it? its fucking wax. its like eating earwax.
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>>703497934
this is great
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>>703496799
LOST
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>>703495286
sauce?
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>>703499999
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>>703499764
Fag
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>>703494066
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>>703494370
fUcK. lost at the end
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>>703497947
kek
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>>703494123
No, those canisters would not be affected by sparks they could probably take a bullet without exploding
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>>703499764
Mmm.... Delicious honey.
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>>703496342
Uh...got some bad news for you son. It's 2016 still. Will be until Midnight, Jan 1.
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>>703499868
>>703499916
>>703500066
>>703500187
you retards sicken me
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>>703500244
Maybe he is from the future
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>>703500244

I figure he means the "Earth 2050" is actually Earth 2017.
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>>703494066
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>>703499764
kek
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>>703500432
fuck off, it's not even funny
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>>703495993
You don't tell me what to do faggot.
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>>703497934
Goddammit.
Why this. It isn't even funny. Agh.
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>>703499764
nigger
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>>703500389

Oh go eat a ceramic dildo. You have NO idea, how you saw every media around you blast you with tasty-looking images of honeycomb, oozing delicious honey, looking like the most succulent, beautiful thing in the world, compounded by the fact that Cadbury's Crunchie chocolate bar had "honeycomb candy", made a young child think honeycomb was the Holy Grail.

And then he tried it. And chewed.

And chewed.

And chewed.

Did it dissolve as the Promised Land had imprinted upon him, so many years ago when he first tried honeycomb candy?

Did it melt in his mouth, filling it with indescribable sweetness, touching the very core of his being?

No, the store attendants could have put their fucking ear wax in it and he wouldn't have known the fucking difference.

So fuck you, and go eat beeswax for the rest of your breakfasts.
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>>703496450
>never heard of affirmative action

No, he'd at least be Major Cripple. If he was black or had a cunt he'd be Colonel Cripple. And whoever invented the rank of colonel was definitely a nigger or woman, because there's no fucking 'k' or 'r' anywhere in that goddamn word.
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>>703495286
DOES ANYONE HAVE SAUCE FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT HAS BECOME OF THIS PLACE DID WE GO MAD OR WHAT OH MY LORD JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
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>>703495662
Always gets me
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>>703494066
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>>703500977

Thank God for Kernal Sandals
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>>703498755
Pure, concentrated cancer.
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>>703498224
points for honesty
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>>703496036
:(
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>>703499764
shieet
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>>703501328
isn't that the point?
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>>703494370
almost got me
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>>703499764
...
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>>703499764
(you)
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>>703497362
This is sad, tb's cool and I really like his content, however he has stage 4 rectal cancer, his odds of medium term survival are dire.
I really doubt he'll see 2018
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>>703495484

Why does it look like there is an extra leg?
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>>703494066
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>>703496211
the campaign dudes try to cover it up by saying her heel broke
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>>703502245
It's like a little pocket monster
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>>703502421
kek
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>>703502245
Are those things even sentient?
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>>703495412
fucking lost
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHo7bqp3_Xw
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>>703499764
Smh
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>>703500041
>>703500980
Fake.
http://www.xvideos.com/video14150871/hidden_camera_guy_films_fucking_his_girlfriend
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>>703494066
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>>703502942
Dont care. Still funny.
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>>703496633
Not the only thing that's hard.
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>>703502679
no, they are just disgusting.
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>>703495500
i thought the seal was a ham shank
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>>703502811
Why is august before july in that?
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>>703502914
lost so hard - a mac!
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>>703496595
Because it was a seal. The one marked "wordbank" was a walrus. And I say was, because the original is probably in a landfill, deteriorated to the point that you can't read it anymore.
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>>703494269
OMG. This is why I store my Sarin and Tabun in my bunker.
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>>703502225
Not getting it
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>>703496914
Why do i love this
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>>703494965
>Brazil
lost
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>>703495072
fuckin' lost
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>>703503764

You Obviously Love Owl's.
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>>703499764
...
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>>703503676
Insinuating conspiracy on who built the pyramids
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>>703497851
She gone give berf soon to a walbrus
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>>703500550
that's what your dad said when you were born
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>>703494370
Lost
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>>703494066
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>>703499764
No
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>>703503932
How the fuck did they get the uncensored image
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>>703504163
my birth wasn't funny? ouch
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>>703504581
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>>703504508
no, your mother was laughing because of what a faggot you are
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>>703503932
Sad, they didn't share.
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>>703502225
lost out loud
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>>703504715
lost
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https://youtu.be/mDF5QH2Ohl8?t=182
>This is not good. This is not fucking good!
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>>703499764
bulbous
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>>703504933
**** https://youtu.be/mDF5QH2Ohl8?t=179
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>>703495343
>"hillary being sick is a conspiracy hurr"
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>>703494123
No, that's the joke.
A noob would think this is dangerous, but it isn't.

Blue bottle is oxygen and red is acetylene.
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>>703502385

could they not get to the roof and get helicopter rides?
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>>703502245
Cool toy, where can I get one?
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>>703495343
all those fucking women in her detail
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>>703505153
Setting up by Mcdonalds? That's entrapment.
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>>703505199
Maybe, but i dont think they want to take the risk after the planes didnt work
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>>703505153
the sparks wouldn't do shit, but
>hurr durr it's just harmless oxygen
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>>703504892
Fucking hell... How would you think that's a good idea?
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>>703504172
LOL i laughed so hard i shit a Little
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>>703504892
is there a follow up
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>>703499764
Fuck off, negroid homosexual
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>>703505487

>>703504892
nop
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>>703505245
If you don't think the image if funny, you're welcome to post one you think is.
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>>703504654
Get the fuck out 12 yr old faggot
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>>703497934
THIS IS MY GYM
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>>703504268
lost haha
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>>703495611
lost, dat face :D
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>>703500830
i don''t get it
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>>703504388
What the actual fuck ... RIP aluminum man
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>>703502245
Anyone have the pepe version?
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>>703505406
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>>703500830

kek
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>>703503990
still not getting it
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>>703494209
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>>703504463
wtf is that fur pizza on the ground
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>>703504388
What happened?
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>>703505689
I have always loved that set of Decline & fall.
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>>703504892
that better be fake.
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>>703503547
because it's fake, idiot
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>>703495213
Who the fuck starts to jerk off on a party?
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>>703504892
fake and gay
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>>703497509
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>>703504172
fake and gay
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>>703504268
fake
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>>703505153
>acetylene
>oxygen

What could possible go wrong right? lmao some people are fucking retarded, oh its gas it must be dangerous ayy
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>>703505672
>>703505487
>>703505425
>>703504892
Oh no that is pretty horrible. He should tell her that is could be hard to control sexual urges. At least she is his sister I am sure they eventually made up.

>>703506011
Explain more.
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>>703504388
look at the shadows, retards. The lightning strike was to the left, he went right.
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>>703506123
RIP birb
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>>703505864
please, tell me is photoshop
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>>703505864
I'd pay someone to just run and dive right into that shit, maybe little can's would start falling like people jumping and they spill on the floor spinning around like no other USA USA USA
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>>703506123
Ok I finally lost
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>>703506238
lol'd, but in my head.
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>>703504892
fake and gay, nobody talks like that IRL
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>>703494066
As someone who works in this industry its not unsafe but workplaces do ask you not to do it as there is a very very small risk that is the acetylene regulator is leaking at all is get cause an explosion. If the equipment is well maintained then you are fine. Although I wouldnt be to confident in that oxy plant as theres no flash back arresters on the cylinder regulators.
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Por que buscar amor dónde ya no lo hay?
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>>703506385
lmao
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>>703506453
Speak American motherfucker
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>>703506385
fkn lost
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>>703505864

Oh Florida, never change. Anyone up for a game of Jenga?
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>>703499764
K
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>>703505776
Revolvers don't use magazines.
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>>703506425
I dont see why people cant talk like that in real life.
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>>703505864
See, I have zero problem with this. Coke displays have been a creative outlet for as long as I can remember and I think this is a nice tribute.

The mattress thing though, bunch of fucking retards to think that was a good idea.
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>>703505386
No. I'm one of those people who build Porsches in Leipzig. We build the Cayenne, Panamera and the Macan. I'm not rich, but I earn good and honest money, anon-kun.

Let's just say money is the only problem I don't have.

>>703505406
Where did I say that oxygen is harmless, m88?
I've said that what's happening in that picture is harmless.

Clear me up if I'm wrong.
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>>703499764
mother fucker
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>>703505245
>>703506430
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>>703499764
vcvvcvcvvvvvvv
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>>703506558

some of them do but so?
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>>703504892
who saves there dad as peter (dad)
bullshit
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>>703494066
https://youtu.be/HRYNNxBa9-w
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>>703506568
they can

they just don't
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>>703506715
none of them do.
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>>703497509
What the fuck?
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>>703503855
Meh! "Owls!" I grant you that they look pretty cool, and being birds of prey, that puts them pretty high on the bad-ass birds list, but did you know that they are incredibly stupid? It's true. Plus a murder--that's right, a motherfucking murder, how bad-ass is that?--of crows could kick their asses, and they are highly intelligent too. Crows are highly underrated as far as birds go.
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>>703506763
Its not like they are speaking in Klingon
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>>703505776
How many bong is it over in jolly ol' yellow teeth land?
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>>703506568

The fake texts are in a style indicative of a TV upbringing, using conversational styling that would be more conducive to the spoken word rather than text messaging. Even grandmothers don't do that.
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>>703495500
Lost.
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>>703505406
>>703506618
>Oxygen makes other things ignite at a lower temperature, and burn hotter and faster. But oxygen itself does not catch fire
http://www.modernhealthcare.com/article/20140715/blog/307159995
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>>703499764
Bruh
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>>703499764
Fuck you
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>>703506224
Nope.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/09/us/911-offensive-commercials-trnd/
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>>703498207
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
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>>703506821
>being this retarded
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>>703499764
dsf
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>>703505776
magazine is backward

revolvers don't take magazines

you're as dumb as a nigger
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>>703504123
Fucking lost hard
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>>703499764
there's always one of these losers to ruin it for everybody
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>>703499828
checked what? Fucking newfag
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>>703496455
Thats worse than the banana,
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>>703506762
Lost
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>>703507028
>But oxygen itself does not catch fire
what are you talking about oxygen is a reagent in the combustion reaction, it does indeed "Catch fire"
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>>703506821
wat

don't be dumb
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>>703505873

kek
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>>703506994
It just looks like regular text messages. The only thing that could throw me off is how she complains about his sick pervisions (plural). As if he has done perverted things before, but there is not proof that he has done other perverted things. But I assume that part of the text could also be something that would cause laughter.
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>>703495412
I lost
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>>703506856
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>>703499764
cunt
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>>703499764
fu
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>>703507348
you're and idiot
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>>703499764
dick
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>>703506960
have you ever texted anyone lol
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>>703495213
>22 years old
>her older brother's 18th bday
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>>703504123
Lost haRD
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>>703499764
Jew
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>>703507348
Think about what you're saying and then kill yourself
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>>703507338
I mean an actual useful gun, not some collectors piece bullshit.
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>>703507459
No I am pretty sure you are "and" idiot
>>703507516
They look like regular fucking texts. Jesus christ, now fuck off both of you.
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>>703504388
>aluminum
>drawing lightning

Something doesn't add up here. Is it possible that this so-called "Aluminum" Man was a total fraud? I dug a little deeper, and I discovered that while aluminum does in fact conduct electricity very well, small aluminum, copper, or even steel objects do not draw lightning, as is commonly believed by uneducated peasants. If this alleged Aluminum Man was in fact struck, it was pure coincidence, and nothing he had planned, or could have prevented.
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>>703504463
WHat the fuck kind of rug is that????
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>>703502679
they have 4 retarded kids and 1 kid that was lucky enough to be born healthy, the kids never grew a brain so they only have a brainstem
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>>703506522
kek
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>>703504268
Lost to cheese grater
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>>703507652
Think about what you're saying and then fucking kill YOUSELF. Fucking asshole
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>>703507177
Still replying to be safe though, eh?
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>>703495286
sauce?
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>>703507652
I think posters like you on here are fucking mentally disturbed.
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>>703496914
That's a big Fucking bird
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>>703507264
You are a fucking retard bro. Just read about it
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>>703507724
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED
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>>703496381
well that was just retarded.
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>>703505882
The fuck you think happened man? Metal object + lightning
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>>703507724
ikr it fucking nasty looking
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>>703499764
You shit
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>>703497370
You guy
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>>703499764
I hope my biological mom does die.
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>>703507722
while there is no reason to assume the lightning hit him, lightning follows the path of least electrical resistance and an aluminum pan has much less resistance than air.

>>703508066
i don't need to read about it I understand basic chemistry.
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Can someone please tell me wtf is going on with the bitch being forced into the black van??? Did she know about Hillary or some shit?
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>>703506123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge4oufdIOMc
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>>703507264
WEW LAD are you ever retarded. Oxygen does not burn, anywhere within the universe, aka reality. It will make an existing fire burn hotter, but it will not itself ignite. You can stick a flame directly to oxygen, and it will likely blow it out. Stop learning physics from Hollywood or the goddamn TV, queer.
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>>703506715
Show me which one does. This is a ylyl after all
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>>703508064
never lost a ylyl trhead this hard.
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>>703497132
what the fuck? please tell me that was lost in translation
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>>703504666
lost my shit
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>>703497509
HOLY SHIT
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>>703506821
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>>703503547
>Not knowing that twitter shows most recent to older posts
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>>703505864
A bunch of people died! Drink Coke products! Shop at Walmart!
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>>703497934
what. the. fuck?
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>>703508292
Good thing we got this 4th grade science teacher reject to explain all this to us
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>>703506737
Stepfather is quite normal to save in name
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>>703507028
A pressurized container of oxygen is different than just regular everyday fucking oxygen that is out and about. Pressure causes explosions... true story look it up
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>>703503932
Lost so hard to the music xDD
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>>703508394
lol
2(H2) + (O2) -> 2(H2)(O)

where does the oxygen in the water come from if oxygen never burns you fucking retard?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Combustion

educate yourself you fool.
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>>703504163
>someone makes a casual typo
LOL ERMERGAWD SO FUNNEYYXDXDXD
EBIN FAIL AHAHAHA
NEVER FORGET ANON HUIEHUEHEU
WELL MEMED
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>>703508657
yeah no shit, because apparently you are all retarded.
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>>703507274
fuck you anon :(
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>>703504715
How did i lose to this. I am a retard
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>>703504268
lost
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>>703505864
Ground Zero
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>>703499764
Duck off
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>>703508729
you are being baited so hard rn.
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>>703508922
god i hope your right
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