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I'm from Lucerne (CH) and alone at home and horny. Tell me what you would do to me /b/ and AMA.
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>>703375865
Show us your butt.
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nice, tits!

I would just play with your tits, because I'm not in the mood for fucking.
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>>703375865
auflaked ruplasticaers fulupium?
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>>703375865
shove a sharpie up your pooper
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Put 3 fingers in your vag and take it on a vid
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>>703375865
Fake
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>>703375865
Let's see your ass
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>>703376065
What the fuck is this supposed to mean? I'm Swiss, not an old roman emperor.

>>703376104
Not into anal sorry
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what's life like in switzerland femanon? do you have a bf?
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>>703375865
Lol do you go to Uni in zurich?
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Do something...show us a pic of a load on your lips
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he en luzerner. Au no geil
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>>703376388
I agree with dubs. So fake.
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>>703375865
>I'm from Lucerne (CH)

wtf does that even mean? I get that Lucerne is probably a city/town but what is ch?
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>>703376434
i would use your ass like a wallett for my dick
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Schieb dir mal was in deine muschi
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I would worship the fuck out of you... I would lick you from head to toe, Gently biting and kissing as I go...

That's where I would start... Post soles and I'll keep going :^)
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>>703376434
Just show us some more of your body, I'm sure we'll get inspired quick.
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>>703376627
(Ch) abbrevation of Chicken
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Pour coffee creamer on the floor and sit in it, spread your legs and rub your pussy.
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>>703376627
CH is the abbreviation for switzerland anon.
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>>703376445
Life's good, the summer has been shit though. This week was nice and since I'm having holidays I enjoyed swimming:) No bf

>>703376462
Nope, Uni Bern.

>>703376533
:) wohär besch?

>>703376627
CH is Switzerland (like DE is Germany etc)

>>703376652
You're into feet?

>>703376737
haha
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>>703375865

I would suck gentely your nipples like a baby cat
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>>703376935
I live in the Bern canton but I go to Uni in Zurich.
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oha, schwiizer uf 4chan :^)
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>>703376044
This is a bump for ass men everywhere
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>>703376935
St. Gallen. Die bescht stadt wos git :9
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>>703376935

Yea I am... I could show you how good I guy into feet can make you feel... We tend to take our time and lick and suck every part of you
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>>703375865
how old are you femanon? what sexual fantasies do you have?
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>>703375865
nice miss lucerne

im from the great usofa specifically california. glad to know your horny share something/s about your sexual history of what youve done when horny and maybe how you got that way and what you enjoyed about it most
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>>703375865
fake as fuck.. even i could photoshop better
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would cum on those tits
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>>703377454
*cringe*
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>>703376388

This. OP's pic is shooped as fuck.
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>>703375865
shoe on head
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I would take you down to kneel before me and push my cock deep into your throat....you would grab my ass and push harder to get it all in
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>>703376388
need timestamp
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>>703377084
Werom? Das macht doch kei Senn:D

>>703377146
:>

>>703377167
Haha, chalt, näblig, ond Beton öberall. Super Stadt x)

>>703377357
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I like the fantasy to get dominated by 2 men, but don't think I'd pull through with it.

>>703377454
Got fucked on a chair on the balcony of the biggest club in town when I was 19. Bouncer came outside about half a minute after we finished. That was fun.

>>703377477
go on
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>>703377714
>Got fucked on a chair on the balcony of the biggest club in town when I was 19. Bouncer came outside about half a minute after we finished. That was fun.

don't know why i kek'd
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>>703377714
ok, de Smiley :> triggered mi hart
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>>703377714
post more pics or this is fake as fuck you idiots
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>>703377714
>Bouncer came outside about half a minute after we finished.
He was watching.
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>>703375865
what do you look for in a guy femanon? what life goals do you have?

also: nice tits, would suck on your nipples for days :)
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>>703377714
Guet sie sind echt immer nur am baue. Aber immerhin kei Touristeloch ;)
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haha tits or gtfo isch emel erfüllt :P
gruess use, baselland xD
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>>703377714
jesus christ just give us something to fap to
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Ich lebe nur eine halbe stunde entfernt von dir ;)
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>>703378125
haha, vo wo genau?
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>>703375865
This isn't today you morons
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>>703375865
noice, /züri/ wenn?
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>>703377585
Obvious reversed.
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>>703378297
sowas schriebt me doch ned uf 4chan ;P
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>>703377918
Wie härt?

>>703377976
Thinking about it, that might actually have happened:S

>>703378005
He has to be fun, easy going, adventureous, not to shabby looking. Want to become a doctor. Thanks and go on.

>>703378047
Ond tür ond onfröndlechi Zürcher;)

>>703378125
Mhh e Basler hani nonie gha

>>703378220
Wo gnau?

>>703378334
>implying everyone is from the US...

>>703378394
ned Züri
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>>703378505
stimmt.. :P
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Please stop being a sinner and put on your clothes and devote yourself to Jesus you infidel, or you'll go to hell and forever melt in flames while getting gang-raped by niggers.

Sincerely, God.
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>>703375865
what do you do in life?
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its shopped dumb faggots
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>>703375865
>February timestamp

Nice troll faggot
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>>703378538
wod recht häsch. Aber mer hend hald kei so hübschi Meidle do wie di weisch
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>>703375865
Look at the writing on the post it
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>>703377714
oh nice

anything else similar

I wonder was it the first time doing something like that in public

I do quite enjoy such things myself having made love In movie theater exits, in cars, at the office, on the other side of my lovers restroom door when her husbands shaving/showering, at the fair, at the storage unit, damn I could just go on honestly as its a great joy of mine
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>>703378538
i'd love to go on femanon.. how about a new picture? :)

also, describe your best sex experience :)
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>>703378760
found the mudslime
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this thread needs more tits
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>>703378783
she already said nutsack cant you read?

dr basler findet nur brüst aber bitz langwilig :P
sharpie in pooper with timestamp. roll for dubs
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For all the time stamp and ass lovers

>>703378868
scho? muesch uf luzärn cho demfall;)

>>703378940
Best has been with my ex bf. Not particularly one. But when he pulled my hair and fucked me while standing

>>703379135
kei analschriber, sorry
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>>703378538
Wädenswil woasch wo des isch?
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>>703379330
ja ongfähr:)
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>>703379295
This also looks fake as fuck. Could be the ink tho. Use a real pen for fuck's sake.
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>>703378538
Totally härt ^^
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>>703379135
lol
one Swiss girl on 4chan and all the Swiss German neckbeards are being passive-aggressive
grüessli vo Genf zu d'Luzernerin ;-)
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>>703375865
Come cam for /b/

I
Can
Haz
Chat
.com/
thepartyzone
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>>703379295
i würd sehr gern mol cho, aber luzern isch so wiit weg :(
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>>703379572
this
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>>703379295
How do you feel about the terrorists being sllowed into your country
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>>703379478
used the same pen twice... I'm not a russian IT freak, no idea what you want from me

>>703379506
geil, wie alt besch?

>>703379542
ahh gänf esch so schön. Usine<3;D

>>703379597
ach was, alles esch nöch ide schwiiz
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>>703379572
yes come cam
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>>703379295
fuck, look at those cheeks. 12/10 ass, would smack hard 24/7.

how many guys have you slept with femanon? what makes you happy?
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>>703379712
>geil, wie alt besch?
26.7589
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>>703379712
>used the same pen twice
That's the problem.
Use one with black/blue ink.
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SLUT
L
U
T
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>>703379712
wo müesti denn uf luzern hi cho? ;)
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>>703379844
Thanks:-*

about 35 I think. I'm a bit of a slut at uni I guess :>
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>>703380017
Is schof:D
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>>703379712
Geneva wants to see some legs and feet, especially from a medical student :-)
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>>703376044
for you OP
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>>703380113
das isch wo/was?
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>>703380023
do you get hit on a lot? have you ever cheated? if so, why?
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>>703380023
OP Bern guy back, cba to type in german or swiss german as it isn't my first language and I'm high, post a picture of you spreading your ass so we can all get a good look at your pussy and ass.
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>>703379295
save me a nice firm piece of the incredible ass for me miss lucerne I eant to bite it, taste it, savor it and recall it for all eternity as it can only be something unmistakably marvelous

im not one to eat ass but you may be one who can change that from what I see, I wonder what brings your ass much/most joy spaking, whipping, massaging or so great anal what is it could it just be the looks you get in the street I really wonder
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>>703380203
damn that's hot, gonna need my vibrator to finish the job

>>703380217
Studenteclub

>>703380264
Yes I get hit on a lot, probably because I'm quite open to it. Yes I have, because I was horny and drunk.

>>703380419
Spanking, hair pulling, pounding hard from behind. I also enjoy a large cock on my face and cum on my tits. No anal, but I can take it hard in my pussy.

Is that car your trademark or something?
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>>703380676
do you enjoy blowjobs femanon? do you swallow?

what does a guy need to do to get in your pants?
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>>703380676
i würde sicher gern mol cho ;)
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>>703380676
Write 'G&R' on your tits
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show us your vibrator. would cum on your ass
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Warum sprichst du Scheisse, aehmm, ich meine Schweizerdeutsch und nicht Hochdeutsch? Erkennst du, dass du behindert klingt, ne?
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>>703380967
Yes and yes.

he has to be funny. and for a ONS nice looking.

>>703380998
ond was wörsch de met mer mache?
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>>703381211
Lol der deutsche Ziegenficker ist angepisst. Zurück in deine Höhle, loser.
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>>703380676
Let's see a WEBM of that ass
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>>703381211
>>703381409
topkek diggies
dont stop
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>>703381330
that's hot femanon. :)

do you like to be choked?

how about a new picture?
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FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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>>703381330
heyyyy where are the legs and feet ?
the other cantons are waiting
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>>703381330
i wüssts ned, was würdisch denn welle wasi mit der mache?
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FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
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>>703381409
lustig weil du eine schmutzige untermenschliche Missgeburt aus der Schweiz
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>>703381946
*bist ?
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>>703381798
sorry, kei bock uf ideelosi löschtling. E maa muess scho sälber chli kreativ sii om be mer zlande.

>>703381762
how about an old pic with a creampie instead?
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>>703381798
pussy ....
frag doch nicht du betafag
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>>703381662
yes

>>703382269
forgot the pic
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FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
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>>703382344
u do bareback on ONS as well?
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>>703382173
ja genau es ist Samstag Nacht und ich bin ein bisschen betrunken. Was ist deine Gruendung, ein Spasti zu sein?
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>>703382344
you gotta timestamp it OP
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I'd drip melting hot Gruyere all over your body then scrape it off onto Rosti to serve my wife.
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>>703382432
mhh depends. usually not

>>703382573
I said it's old. what should I timestamp? 2014?
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>>703382344
OP would actually rape this girl and keep her locked in a basement to abuse for weeks, but it isn't you because quality is terrible and you're too b8.
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>>703382607
kek
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>>703382269
how about the old pic with a creampie AND a new pic with timestamp of your legs and feet?
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>>703382344

hey femanon.. why don't you join us on cam: tinychat com/fourwin
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>>703382645
show us what you look like right now love ;)
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>>703382645
depens on what ?
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>>703380676
its just so you know ita the same fella ... I thought the was was beyond silly I would imagine some dipshit with a small dick needs to prove something with somerhing so merika like

I like the good stuff you like myself hair pulling, spanking, but the anal come-on I love the tight squeeze anal gives my dick

my lover quite enjoys me streaching out her tailpipe, it never fails when making love goes on for over 30 minutes she has already asked me to move over to her ass or will ask shortly as I imagine shes getting sore, I joyfully move onto fulfilling the request aa she has been my favorite lover to date

tell me if you wish about your idea about being tied up or blindfolded, and being given a massage mid-act ...I do last a very long time not the common couple minutes and im always left wondering about so so much from a womans perspective
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>>703382942
more than likely penis size
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>>703382942
How I feel about the guy. If he's just one horny faggot, then not. If he's truly nice, yeah

>>703383047
tied up AND blindfolded actually. But I need a guy I can trust to do this, not an ONS. No massage though, I want to get pounded hard and dominated.
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>>703383047
>My Lover
>Muh Merika
Fuck off, picture related it's you fam.
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>>703382344
WEBM please miss
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>>703383052
why would u consider penis size as a reason not to use condoms ?
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>>703383052
lol no. More about how nice he is and if I want to get that cum in my pussy or not.
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>>703382344
shit, you look damn fine femanon :)
>instaboner

love your boobs and your pussy...

do you prefer cut or uncut guys?
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>>703383047
Lol this faggot is pouring his heart out to a dude
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>>703375865
Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a femanon( 'tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm Brian
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD

>>703378448
very rude
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>>703383494
Hence why breh
>>703383348
^It's him.
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>>703375865
Show belly?
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Anyone who believes that photo is a fucking moron
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>>703383569
pasta is stale.
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>>703375865
Do you eat dogs and cats for Christmas?
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>>703383471
uncut, cut looks weird to me

>>703383647
:S wut?
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>>703383569
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it 8/8
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bewiis dass echt besch
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>>703383811
Shut your whore mouth /b/ro just because you want to start an cut/uncut thread and you're false flagging as some fucking cunt from Lucerne.

Jesus you're worse than those fucking hobby gangsters that run about the place.
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>>703383811

how many guys in your phone could you call right NOW for a fuck and you know they would actually come?
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>>703382293
aso i wesst was i mit dere würd mache 0.0
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>>703384071
What the hell is a cut/uncut thread? I've seen weird shit here before, but why this?

BTW everybody knows that cut guys are the plague, why would you cut yourself by free will? that's just stupid.
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>>703384071
lol cut ugly fag is triggered hard.
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really hot that your a slut. would tag team you with another dude so you could have my clock in your mouth while you were being fucked
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>>703384329
>Free will
>Actual problems with foreskin
>Splits when getting hard
hmm I think I'm happy they removed my foreskin before it got that bad, hope you enjoy licking dick cheese from foreskin you fucking faggot gtfo.

Also why act like a newfag? you've seen cut/uncut threads you fucking idiot, go jump into the Rhine with concrete shoes.
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>>703376044
This is so fake.
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>>703384385
>Ugly
Gimmie yo kik bb and I'll do a rate with you in every aspect.
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OP are you still here?
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>>703384800
Checked and KEKED
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>>703385191
Winner winner chicken dinner, now keep trying to get this fake person to give actual pictures of some random cunt.
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>>703375865
ich chume grad dini pussy go uuslutsche
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she's gone... you did a great faggots

however, hope OP will come back since she's smoking hot ;)
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>>703385659
Fuck off newfag.
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RIP OP
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