Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703367026
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>703371782
It was okay. Fried up some turkey meatloaf that was in the fridge, fried up some onions, cut some cheese and put some spinach and wrapped it all in a tortilla.
>>703373305
Don't forget to wear a condom while doing so, I don't want your AIDS
>>703373590
Oups
As always.
>>703372745
anime dot com obv
>>703372695
Chen let's be friends and not respond to consistent shitposters.
>>703372847
Let's get drunk together whoeveryouare! There's only alcohol here!
>>703372971
Wasn't directed at you but ... I don't know. I dare you to find a Yuno pic that's not threatening.
>>703373060
Goatfucking is for the Afghanis. Literally. Didn't like Doha but all the cool people were Saudis/Lebanese.
>>703373525
Great to hear dude!
Thank you based kyoubot
QOTT You wanna touch it?
fag edition
i will try my best not to, what up everyone?
>>703372254 [youknow]
plz no spank
>>703372680 [kurome]
looks like she's down~
>>703373619
I think mp5 is the biggest elitist here
>>703373060(karen)
oh another one of the non believers huh. hey man believe what you want but everything I post is genuine. If I wanted attention I would post on youtube those people. you kill a fly and its oh savage you are so fucked
>>703373446(fran)
yeah dogs piss me off tbh. dog barked when I went on a walk just now wanted to kick it in the head. love cats though
>>703373640
Where the memes at?
>>703373690
Uh, sure.
>>703373517
mandatory cc claim
making pokemon pics edition.
tell me your pokemon team and where you would like it set and ill see what i can do.
i will also post a template ver so you can put your team on multiple pics
what i have made so far:
https://rabbit-conversations.global.ssl.fastly.net/u/isxficar.jpg
https://rabbit-conversations.global.ssl.fastly.net/u/isxdu10w.png
https://rabbit-conversations.global.ssl.fastly.net/u/isx8ppfk.jpg
https://rabbit-conversations.global.ssl.fastly.net/u/isxc5mnq.png
https://rabbit-conversations.global.ssl.fastly.net/u/isxix6sa.png
https://rabbit-conversations.global.ssl.fastly.net/u/isxmyjvo.png
https://rabbit-conversations.global.ssl.fastly.net/u/isxn12tc.png
>>703373590
...Why can everyone but me cook? Dammit. Lol
>>703373305
>boxing match
Who are the fighters?
>>703373446
Oh, niiice. Hope you had fun!
Aye, it's time for league
>>703373297
You care too much about this thread, Shizuru.
>I usually like picking on trolls, but you're not giving me anything to work with.
Stop trying to damage control.
I'm just calling you out on how much of a hypocrite you are, calling me fine and then calling me a cunt.
>pretending you're hurting my feelings
Ugh, no. I'm sorry, but that might just be you projecting. I don't involve emotions on the internet, so I can't care less about hurting anyone or not.
Learn to be less emotional and not care, maybe then you'll win arguments.
>>703373640
As Usual
>>703373690
no
Claimed
>>703373760
It wasn't really anything to complicated. Cooking can be pretty simple depending on what it is you're trying to do. Pasta dishes are the easiest ones to start with, or stir fry
>>703373795
>damage control
>>703373649
Damn straight, how bout yourself?
>>703373728
Youre damn right you do
>>703373827
Yes you do!
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>703373690
No.
>>703373760
It just takes some practice and patience.
>>703373795
>don't involve emotions on the internet
>says emotional in his next sentence
>>703370655 (futa)
>zaubert ihm aus lulz den benis weg
Ein... ein Freund von mir möchte wissen, wie das heißt und ob es das auch animiert gibt.
>>703370807 (futalover)
Results just in:
average out of 10
Why 40 to 43cm? This is seriously disturbing!
>>703371026 (Syndra)
But I intend to pay taxes and not loot!
>>703373690
May as well
>>703373704
Why fag edition?
>>703373725
If you let the doggo sniff you it wont bark
Most all doggos are nice, but easily excitable
>>703373619
K, i''ll just poke a hole then
>>703373712
Oh I'll spank you alright!~
>>703373794
Gennady Golokin and Kell Brook
>>703373858
I like how I bring up Kurome to Akame and then we have a claimer right after
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYTJJDjjNSY
>>703374017
Average?
Also, there is nothing wrong with it. A large penis is a large penis. Every scene is gorgeous!
>>703373922
So, can I, uh, touch it?
>>703373795
>loose lips sink ships
You expect others to be retarded or me to read your mind? Good thing ships are cancer.
>>703373728
Eh? I don't meme...
Who do you think i am? Some slutty maid?
>>703373795
I said you're usually fine, these last two days you've been being a cunt.
And how's that damage control? The fuck? Did you drink shitposter koolaid or something?
And if you're going to pretend you don't involve your emotions of the internet, don't post things that actively disprove you just one thread ago.
>>703369511
> >Bullying someone so hard that you made them to change their waifu.
>
>Feels good man.
>>703373827
As always.
>>703373868
Yeah but i'm incompetent at cooking! I can't explain it. Nothing comes out tasting right.
>>703373998
Read above.
I've tried more than once. Just doesn't work out.
>>703373794
Yay!
>>703373922
Had a good time in a DnD game, and am running one with some other waifus
College is going ok, not much has happened in any if my classes yet
What did I touch?
>>703373667
Kyoubot a thing? Happy!
>>703373690
Look faggot you're an Oni and you're going to drink and fuck got it?
>>703373760
>was a sous chef
Just buy Joy of Cooking. Make sure it's the latest edition, not the gay edition. Read it, cover to cover. Yes, all of the recipes. Took me a 12h flight to do it. It will make you acquainted with the basics, and able to recall that "oh, that recipe was in this book!"
Seriously buy. It's called "The chef's bible" for a reason.
>>703374334
?
That wasn't me, though.
>>703374183
It would literally kill you. How is that not wrong?
What is gorgeous about deformed body parts? Some of those were 14 times larger than an average gorilla.
>>703374342
Of course you're not a slutty maid. You're a lovely eyepatch woman.
>>703373922
I really don't
>>703374342
As Slutty Maid
>>703374342
You just need to keep at it, and you'll start to get a knack for it. It's a good skill to have
>>703374083
You made me remember how much i loved Kurome
>>703374512
>her ass
Hnggh muh dik
waifu im scared of my evaluation coming up if I am antisocial I dont want it on anywhere irl people could see it
>>703374666
Satan is aroused by Shiro
Anyone seen the Shiro-Kurome-Cookie Monster hentai?
>>703374083
I'm really sensitive down there
>>703374017
I thought we were the ones paying taxes.
>>703374342
As i said, its all practice.
>You gonna play overwatch in between getting tear gassed?
That was the plan yes.
>Birb claim
>>703374083
Exciting! Who do you expect to win?
>>703374342
>Did you drink shitposter koolaid or something?
What the fuck is this? Are you a clown or something?
>And if you're going to pretend you don't involve your emotions of the internet, don't post things that actively disprove you just one thread ago.
feelings=emotion
Good shit, Shizuru.
Never expected something so logical and smart.
You're a newfag and this conversation is pretty much done.
>I stopped talking to you for hours and went to bed because you lost your argument so badly and didn't even try to rebutt.
But hey, we'll pretend i instigated that argument if it helps you feel better. Not like you were being a total cunt to every and it's not like you're still doing that.
>caring this much
roll
>>703374501
Again, it's just called having taste, Shiro. Maybe if you start listening to some harsh noise you'll develop. Here's a good one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lwI--StmQI
~Mittens Shiro
Wanted to post better pictures but they're all above the size limit. Sigh.
Chiyo-chan claimed! New to these threads, no idea how they work, so I'll be watching on the sidelines for a while.
>>703373998
I understand. For that would mean I touch you in turn.
Permited
>>703374056
Damn skippy bo nippy
>>703374183
Yes you may! Go right ahead!
>>703374346
Sounds kind of awesome!
Happy to hear college is going okay as well
My elbow, I thought it were obvious
>>703374392
Hell yeah!
>>703374551
Well alright then
>>703375163
>touch
>>703374602
That's the best part about her
Would steal cookie to see her cute angry self
>>703374840
Oh we'll change that~
>>703374919
Golokin baby! That nigga packs a serious punch!
>Russian plays mexican music and thanks the crowd in spanish
>>703374576
>>703374392
>>703374869
I actually do tend to watch the cooking show on twitch, and try to absorb some information that way. I probably could work harder at it, but... I don't know. It's discouraging sometimes.
>>703374512
Lol.
>>703374551
As.. wait, i just now noticed you're tripfagging now. What brought that on?
>>703374963
THEY'RE ON TO MY HYPOCRISY! ABORT! ABORT!
-Chen 2016
Lol.
a gift for chen.
http://imgur.com/a/pLd4t
i may sleep soon
>>703375010
I understand the urge to die, but clearly there are better ways.
Also I would rather get that 10 year old's horse cock up my ass than listen to a minute of this garbage.
here
>>703375228
If you did that I'm certain she would kill you. I also love how crazy she acts and that she's a loli
>>703375400
Meanie
>>703375356
I don't think I'm particularly good at cooking either, but I do what I can to make sure I don't die. Eventually it might even be something that I enjoy.
If you keep at it though I'm sure you'll be making tasty stuff in no time
>>703375508
I laugh at danger~
Did you miss me?
No need to answer. I know it was a "Yes."
>>703375374
People are 70% H2O
I'm 30% want2Die
>>703375356
>THEY'RE ON TO MY HYPOCRISY! ABORT! ABORT!
You might consider stopping projecting that hard.
>Lol.
>>703375362
Pretty well made.
Good night.
>>703375642
I was gonna say no
>>703375227
Damn straight
Damn you kirk, you sexy sexy man
>Kneesocks
>>703375356
You will never be a good cook. That's okay. Try to be -a- cook. "Good cooks" are people who make millions doing cooking. Don't try to get to that level.
>>703375228
b-but how??
Well, time to play some league
>>703374670
What evaluation?
>>703375163
Yeah, so far so good
>>703375362
Your descriptions are on point.
>>703375374
I won't die, considering I'm not the one getting a 40 centimeter penis in my vagina.
Garbage? What you talking about?
>>703375356
Why the 'lol'? It's the truth.
>>703375814
Nice desk.
>>703375098
welcome
Your waifu looks cute
>>703375356
Its what all of the cool kids are doing right?
>>703375642
Elitism is good
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>703375356
Nothing will happen with that attitude.
>>703375642
Maybe.
>>703375854
Let's not spoil the fun now~
Let it be a surprise~
>>703375704
took me a bit of time to find them.
other than what i have already shown you, i think thats all i got on this craptop.
if i find more i will share.
night
>>703375894
heh, thanks
>>703375508
what did i do?
>>703375642
yes
Claiming Felix
>>703375098
Welcome to the threads. You seem nice.
>>703376163
Its a joke
>>703376176
Thats a guy.
>>703375874
Wonderful!
>>703375943
Thanks, it serves its purpose
>>703375098
Acknowledged
>>703375781
Tsundere
>>703375970
It really is.
>>703375999
Nice trips.
>>703376163
Hey there.
>>703376286
No fucking shit
>>703375098
Welcome home.
>>703376286
Woah watch out, you'll get him triggered if you point out Felix is a guy. And for god sake's, don't claim Felix.
>>703375098
BRAIN
take note:
"more faggots join everyday, this is both a pro and a con.
while it keeps this place going it also makes me frustrated due to the lack of knowledge when it comes to our lore.
please remember to remind me to drive them all out in the winter.
yours fatefully ~ body"
>>703376684
>tfw no one will notice the pun of fatefully
>tfw someone will think its faithfully spelled wrong
>>703376286
oh ok
>>703376286
thats a girl
>>703375098
im the nicest guy here welcome
ALrighty folks, fights about to start
Cya later!
Getting myself some food and whatever else. AFK for a bit.
>>703375970
I suppose so, yeah.
...?
>>703376870
>he lost his argument so badly and didn't even try to rebutt.
>>703376423
I asked you if you wached anything new these last days.
Free you :)
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>>703376822
cya
>>703373647
Okay.
>>703376813
Thats a cutie
>>703376526
What if I wanna claim Felix?
>>703376449
So I guess Felix isn't the only thing up your butt today
>>703377404
take it back
>>703377491
Go ahead and do so. But he'll get triggered and frequently call you a nigger as he doesn't have any other insults in his vocabulary.
>>703377404
Y do
>>703377491
no stick with kurome rp with me and akame
>>703377404
(you) for you too
I paid an escort to watch madoka with me once,
didn't lead to any sexual stuff though, I didn't want that.
I just wanted someone to watch madoka with.
>>703377404
I've been given a me?
>>703377655
Speaking of...
>>703377765
SECOUND CUMMING OF KLONATA
>>703377937
but it's me :o
>>703377205
Not really. Honestly I've just been lurking twitch but their servers appear to be down at the moment.
>>703377404
>>703377722
It was purely hypothetical
>>703376423
Is it really?
>>703377765
:o
You're still not dead?
>>703377404
Thank (You)
>>703378000
I dont know if this is the tomoko who hates me or not but why does tomoko have dark stuff under her eyes
>>703378003
Oh good you scared me
>>703377765
God, that sounds horribly sad doesnt it?
>>703378000
Nice trips.
Ah, I wanted to recommend you something called Toki wo Kakeru Shoujo.
>>703378185
my birthday is this month, so is yours :o
>>703378232
it's a good cartoon
>>703378232
Its really cringey when you photoshop your waifu into random pics
>>703377765
Not gonna lie. Id do that if i had the money to blow. Id rather buy alcohol though.
>>703378326
>licks the klonatas dick
u a virgo?
>>703378326
The situation kagami, the situation sounds sad
>>703378512
Yes, yes it is.
And I dont care
>>703377765
why?
>>703378571
not after the escort ;o
>>703378578
I am konata :L
>>703378657
its a good animation
>>703378724
will escorts tell me its time for bed walk me to my room breast feed me then put me to sleep?
>>703378724
And I am 12 deep, correct me all you will
>>703378185
Yup.
>>703378226
Lack of sleep, staring into TVs, monitors, and game systems too much.
>>703378291
Give me a 10 word or less synopsis.
>>703378185
:O
>>703379311
What else is good?
>>703379311
Girlc discovers that she is capable of literally leaping through time and she's having fun with it.
>>703378910
they will for the right price ;0;
>>703379117
I want it deep inside :(
>>703377765
You could have paid me. If it was you I'd do it for cheap.
>>703378724
no like the zodiac virgo
>>703378724
someone here would watch it with you
Hello mah goog people, just woke up!
Taigs claimed.
>>703379429
Tea is pretty ok. So is beer. Beer is good, and stuff.
>>703379442
>time travel
Back of the backlog. I'm tired of trying to figure out the paradoxes in time travel stories. Kudos to the people brave enough to attempt it, but they are usually full of plot holes.
>>703379429
Nice trip.
>>703379443
I believe you misinterpret.
Im working out, 12 oz curls as it were?
>>703377765
You just reminded me that I had no one to rewatch Madoka with. I would do the same if I had the money.
>>703379708
>>703379755
ethier of you have the pic of tomoko scratching her tummy for reasons
>>703379755
The animation is pretty good.
>>703379872
You still haven't answered me.
>>703379541
there's always more anime to watch, September 11, 2001
>>703379639
My birthday is 9/11 + 13
>>703379708
Are all the waifus escorts :O
>>703379815
you curl water bottles? :o
>>703379872
lets watch an anime together :3
>>703379948
>>703380030
You can't exactly tell right away that it is her, but trust me. It is Tomoko.
>>703380019
Yes maam, it comes in cans now
Noodle
>Mfw fucking fudds want $25 for a 50 round box of shitty 9mm
This is bullshit.
>>703380030
>>703380181
we....I mean thank you sir
>>703380367
Guns are bad m'kay
>>703380412
I want you to be Mien dominatrix
>>703379998
What was the question again? It probably wasn't worth the effort, I'm busy anyway.
>>703380019
Which one? I hear Boku no Pico is nice.
>>703380348
I so love your claim!
Garrett-Chan claimed
>>703377765
mind if i copy that? it's great
>>703380511
I came here for a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
>>703380670
It wasn't a question, you suddenly just exploded saying
>You expect others to be retarded or me to read your mind? Good thing ships are cancer.
What was that, are you mad about something, or what?
>>703380511
she is a good dom but so is kurome
>esdeath
>>703380919
ahhh ffs meant to give you this im sorry kurome
>>703380835
I'll give you some godd time Galil! How are you? What's up!? I love you!
Take the ERP to >>>/trash/erp
>>703377404
>free you
>doesnt give me one
>>703380896
That's because you haven't given me your reason yet. But no I'm not mad.
>>703380670
that sounds good, I love romance anime <3
>>703380783
I copied it too
>>703381250
A reason to what?
>>703381123
You're just on the opposite side of the sociopath spectrum.
>>703380019
Yea, calendar, but I charge extra for stuff that isn't Madoka.
>>703381047
Taiga!
I'm doing good, other than some fudds wanting a literal 2000% price increase for some 9mm
What's up with you my man?
>>703381009
WEW
>saved
>>703380019
My birthday is a day after yours, but my birthday party is the day of your birthday.
>>703380019
My birthday is 19 of september
>>703381743
>>703381849
we were made during valentines...
>>703381620
lets watch no game no life :0
>>703381290
Ech, none the less apologies
>>703381666
lol poor akame took a backseat to kurome
>>703382026
That doesn't sound right.
>>703381587
Explain further.
>>703381123
>>>/trash/
Is that where you met your waifu?
>>703382026
I heard that anime a shit.
>>703382220
Funny jokes coming out of a boring character.
>>703375400
are you the same tomoko poster from yesterday?
>>703382183
Esdeath is submissive and Tomoko is dominate.
Only Tats is missing from the assholes people group.
>>703382482
who?
>>703382445
Not even close.
>>703382567
newfag
>>703382482
Which Tats?
OPM or KanColle?
>>703382567
newdags gtfo
>>703382567
newfags*
>>703382415
i was here yesterday yes
>>703382667
Not Kancolle. That faggot was never important.
>>703382674
newdads*
>>703380919
if only this pic didnt have a fat disgusting pig in the middle
>>703383487
dont say mean things about kongou san
