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Its the weekend! Why are you staying at home?
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>>703355454

Because I spend most of my waking hours in a place that I don't want to be so I can come to this place and do nothing, and doing nothing on the weekends is better than doing something after doing 45+ hours of something
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>>703355454
Yeah, its my birthday today. Dont have enough friends to go out, so im just going to play Rainbow six and browse 4choon all day.
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because i'm a social failure. obviously. i'm open to a lot of things, but not social gatherings. so that limits my options.
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>>703355454
I feel you
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>>703355665
Dude, are you me?
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>>703355454
I'm actually at the hospital right now with my wife with a bowel obstruction.
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Just moved here. No friends yet. Just going to get drunk and practice guitar in the garage.
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>>703355454
Because I enjoy sitting at home, watching tv and sleeping.

Makes me feel kinda bad because I get invited to go out quite often, I just prefer to stay home most of the time.

Also this >>703355665
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>>703355454
why not
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>>703356520
Same here. I work in retail so generally people (mainly staff at some points) just get on my tits so I avoid contact when I'm off.
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>>703355454

i work all week and i want time to myself for once
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>>703355454
Because I can't pick up my Tux until 3 and my GF is out having breakfast with the her FAM.
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>>703355454
Because the world is filled with mindless idiots returning their earnings to the same system that forces them into waking up early everyday to build more shit they will purchase during the weekend
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>>703355454
Because the fat girl from work is coming over to sit on my face later.
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>>703355454
Because I'm a loser baby, why dont you kill me?
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>>703355454
Because I spend the whole week partying. Something I haven't done in years and thought I would never do again. I made friends.

Now I'm fucking sick and need my rest.
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Because I have a job and have to work early mornings
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How many people do you guys know from work that go out every other night getting drunk and then saying how they barely have any money from work?
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>>703355454
Because I just went out yesterday
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Because owning a house comes with a lot of fucking work
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>>703355454
I work Sun-Fri. Today is my weekend.
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>>703355454
Cause I've lost all connections with my hometown friends cause they're shitty and I'm gonna make new ones at college anyway
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>>703358769
any chance you work in retail?

>>703359711
lol fuck yes

Me personally, I work in the events industry. Good luck trying to find a place to go where you don't hate the lighting/audio/vision, and where the booze is either free or you're being paid to drink...

Same reason chefs don't cook at home, I don't go out unless I'm getting paid.
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Because my friend cancelled us going somewhere so I'm sitting here hoping something else comes up
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idk man

but tomorrow is my bday so!!!!
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well what are people doing?
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>>703355454
I work at court, I see and attend people's needs 6 hours a day directly and 4 hours behind the pages of the case files. I am introverted and need time for myself. Also I am pissed at gf and gotta study for an upcoming exam, plus not wanting to look at any more people = here I am.
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>>703361913
A couple. But it's what they enjoy. It's not like I have so much fun not doing those things
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>>703364860
Your b day is on 9/11?
Lucky you. That was like the biggest bday fireworks ever.
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>>703355665
depends what that something is


I am thinking of banging a tranny prostitute, should I go for it?
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My friends didn't ask me to go anywhere
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>>703363639
I'm a chef and I cook at home? That's one of the reasons the fat girl is coming over tonight.
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>>703355454
I'm not! I'm at the beach, splitting my time between boozing, leering at scantily clad women and fucking my wife.

Life is Ok, I guess.
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>>703359953
thanks
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>>703355784
>>703356219
>>703363546
>>703364776
>>703365173

>friends

waiting for other people to decide how you live your own life is pathetic. if your friends aren't doing it go out and do it yourself, you might make new friends
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>>703355665
that
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>>703355454
I'm tired. I want to sleep all day Long.
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>>703365435
Got no reason to make new friends here since I'm going to college in a few weeks in a different city. So I'll just be a vegetable until then
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Was drunk and stoned on xtc till 7 am. Enough for thid weekend
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>>703363639
OUch
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>>703355454
Because yesterday I had to 1) Save my car from the repo man, and 2) had to drive three hours each way to pay back taxes on the family homestead.
In other words, I'm just done. Too tired to give a shit.
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>>703355454
Don't have much clothing since I am unable to work + don't have much monies to get new clothing

+it's better to stay home and just have a calm day

Pants4/b/ros
Pants4/b/ros
Pants4/b/rod
Pants4/b/ros
Pants4/b/ros
Pants4/b/ros
Pants4/b/rod
Pants4/b/ros
Pants4/b/ros
Pants4/b/rod
Pants4/b/ros
Pants4/b/ros
Pants4/b/rod
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>>703355454
Wait for some friends to come over and then have sex.
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>>703364933
you sound like you have an interesting life
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>>703355454
because i have to start driving to downtown atl from the suburbs and there is no short way around the traffic and where the office is


being at home is peace... i can smoke and chill and fuck around on /b/, maybe play some d2, then maybe chill with my bros later
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>>703365654

you don't need to wait to make friends. friends don't have to be "omgfriends4eva". why would you waste what little freedom you have left before college doing nothing?
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>>703355454
Pain. I'm drinking it away today because I can.
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>>703355454
sauce on that ass?
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>>703356095
is it your cock?
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>>703365911
Cause I'm normally pretty social and go out every other day, and it's nice to have some time to myself
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Because op is so unrewarding
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>>703366019
this actually made mad I cant see the ending
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>>703365870
As much interesting as any regular life. Cases are very interesting though. But you feel saturated after reading too much of people's shit.
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Because I have my kids for the weekend
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>>703366019
Fuck you
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>>703366150
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>>703365235
Well I'm not going to spend 3 days setting up a stadium sized audio and lighting system to then go to a pub that has some shitty par cans and maxed out eons... Not to mention being able to tap on securities shoulders and point at undesirables to get rid of them.

my house is a much nicer place :)

less cops too!
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>>703366284
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>>703355784
Happy birthday faggot
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im relaxing on /b/, stoned and drunk
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>>703364933
Seems like you have your shit together friend

Good job You are a Apex human XOXO
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>>703366360
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>>703365083
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO>>703364860
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>>703366441
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>>703365341
maybe for you Gordon
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>>703366516
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>>703355784
What console
Or Pc?

And happy birthday guy !!
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>>703366560
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>>703366306
so pretty
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>>703355454
Where te fuck do you want me to go ?
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>>703366516

I like booty & all but that dance isn't attractive
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I think I've realized that I am always going to be alone. I'v never had a girlfriend. I've never even gone on a date. Never gone to a high school dance with a girl. There's been no woman who has even shown a bit of interest in me. I've been alone for so long that I don't think I could live without the loneliness. I might go on a walk today, but it won't help. I'll just see the people walk by me, avoiding eye contact. So I'm just going to sit here, feeling sorry about myself for the rest of the day.
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>>703366884
Yeah, totally, i shot that my self, i will in the future take heed of your notion, and prepare to improve my videography
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>>703355454
cause I need to wake up at 5am tomorrow to get too work
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>>703366891
Oh shut the fuck up and go outside be ambitious it's easy to talk to girls just be genuine and don't assume sex is the first thing you'll get when you get a girl nowadays a good girl that's worth it may have u wait like a month or if anything depending on age 6 months guy don't be sad be ambitious & have a sense of humor but normal jokes not like pick up lines but like jokes about her without being a dick and don't be too clingy a little clingy but not too much buddy best of luck get a haircut then shower a nice shirt good pants maybe good looking shoes helps looks aren't all tbh just be a genuinely happy guy
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>>703367193
You shot these? Assuming you are the photographer it's pretty good what cams do you use friend?
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>>703355665
Should have gotten better grades so you could have received a scholarship to a decent university. Then you could have majored in something that society deems useful enough to pay a lot for while simultaneously avoiding debt. Good thing society works in such a way where the smart and strong rule over the dumb and weak. The only exception to this is being born ridiculously good looking. Thanks for making it easier for the rest of us.
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>>703367277
And when you dont follow pop culture and have nothing to talk to them about?
And have little interest in other peoples lives?
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>>703366414
Thanks I guess but no, far away from alpha stereotypes. What's your excuse, then?
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>>703366242
Shit, sorry bro
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>>703367406
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>>703367488
Millennial goofball.
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>>703366691
Cheers! I get bored at work sometimes so I take photos of interesting shit.

Sometimes it's an audio desk, other times, it's a used tampon left on-stage...
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>>703367488
9/10
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>>703355454
>i dont enjoy social interaction
>i have no reason to go outside
>jobs, relationships and general interactions with others has left me void of any will to really function
>to lazy to kill myself
>i have hours of netflix to play in the background while i contemplate the futility of my life

its raining outside.
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>>703367277
Thank you for this. I know what I have to do, but it doesn't make it anymore easier. There is a girl who seems to like me but it's just too intimidating. We are complete opposites and I just don't know if I can put in the effort if it will not work out in the end. But maybe I will go on that walk later.
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>>703367496
Well then killyourself friend

I don't get major pussy but I do have the chance at a few girls at any chance not like I'm saying I'm any better

But don't be insecure you don't have to care about there lives you just have to be a genuine guy stop being a faggot and actually enjoy life you are sounding like my buddy in school names Dalbert don't be a Dalbert be a guy people would like to be around don't focus on your insecurities because it makes it that much obvious they are there
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I gotta get shit done today. I tripped balls on shrooms and acid all day yesterday, then had got drunk and burned shit all night. Turns out my tire is flat and the dryer broke so I have to fix those things today.
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>>703367613
I wasn't being sarcastic I was just saying you seem to have ur life together

Sorry you felt like I was being sarcastic
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>>703367873
how can i do what you do?
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Because I have a wife and job

My night will go down like this:

>order some Chinese
>grab a shower
>get a bj while looking at 4chan
>watch some of the Vuelta
>fuck the wife
>go to bed and get up early for work.
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>>703367961
How old are you? Man I love everyone in this thread Fuck you guys are very cool to talk to
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>>703368036
Explain to me genius. How am i going to connect with ANY person, if i have nothing in common with them? Not even common passive interest such as tv, music, films?
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>>703367951
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>>703367488
Bernie 2016
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>>703367496

fucking pretend

do you really need to be told that? act interested. fake it until you make it if you really can't dredge up care for another human being
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>>703368381
Just be yourself sooner or later you'd find someone

Watch some Jev on YouTube cheer you up friend don't be angry at others don't be sad smile you are alive fuck all the people that put u down watch some movies go out get some culture trust me you'd end up loving something
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>>703368156
Not at all friend, didn't feel it like sarcams. I really mean I don't like apex/alpha kind of purpose. But yes, life feel's pretty good at this moment, and this is some healthy and deserved loneliness.

Although I am more interested in reading about your excuses for being here now.
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>>703368637
Being where in this thread? Or being home?
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>>703368506
fake what
Me:"Did you see the sports from the weekend? I live Generic Sport Team #5. The Sport Leader did amazing Sport Things"
Her:....
Me:"I totally like really like Controversial Popular Female Singer #45,she really speaks to me and i feel we connect"
Her:...

Yeah
Toally working
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>>703368380
18. Just started college after finishing high school. These threads are probably the only reason I visit 4chan anymore.
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>>703368773
Nobody watches sports in the real world
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>>703368591
>just go get things
>just go do things
This is not as easy as it is for the rest of us non god fearing sane people rajesh
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>>703355454
Hangover
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>>703355454
Because i'm not trying to kid myself
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>>703368239
Find a large AV company in your area, if they're large and and most of their money comes from corporate work,and you can convince them that you're not retarded, can learn quickly and will work hard, then they will very likely give you a 3 month trial period (which will still earn you more than most jobs).

If it's something you really enjoy doing, then you'll find something in the audio/vision/lighting/lasers area to excel in.

LISTEN TO OTHERS, BUT TEACH YOURSELF.

This industry moves too fast to bother with courses.

It's not for everyone though. I work 20 hours on Wednesday, 4am til midnight. My feet hurt. Any day less than 12 hours for me feels like a waste of my time.

Is there a specific branch you're interested in?
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Friends reply with ur kiks I'll be glad to talk to all of you

-Friend OXOX
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>>703355454
Got stranded on the beach last night, my jet ski got beached because I thought low tide was at 7 so I went fishing and I ended up getting beached and had to wait until 3-4 hours just sitting on the beach in the dark waiting for high tide so I could leave now I'm super tired
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Tbh Positive vibes all around this thread
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>>703355454
That ass need a sauce.

I just love juicy thighs and ass. Those panties are cute too.
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>>703368773
Well if you go in with an attitude like this you aren't going to find anyone. Not everyone gives a shit about sports or female singers, and even if you do it's fine if you don't. You don't need to have every little thing in common. If you don't like modern popular culture, then use that to your advantage! Talk about it, have a discussion with her about why you don't follow sports or celebrities! Don't just assume nobody will like you because of your interests.
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>>703368757
Home
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Home? Lol my wife and I have been living in a hotel for three weeks while this fucking house closes. Adult problems are super fun.
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I went to a club last night and took some molly. Need some rest now.
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>>703368915
Where do you live? I'm not saying get Jordan's work at a moving company good pay I live in New York friend in the poorest district

The Bronx and I find great vibes my self

I don't have much friends and I don't have much things but life isn't about what you wear it's about who you are & how you affect (effect people)

Don't really know which is which but yeah be positive bros

Ps. Don't masterbate alot
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>>703366891

I don't know how women aren't climbing over each other to get with you. You sound so fascinating.
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>>703369290
You're so fucking deleterious
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>>703368773

lol what the fuck

stop talking about yourself

you: so what do you like?

her: (whatever she likes)

you get people to talk to you by talking about them, not random bullshit you make up
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>>703355454
Because
1) I live in a shitty town.
2) I work all week and just want to relax.
3) Got no friends to get out with.
4) I enjoy being at home and masturbate/watch series/code.
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>>703369059
That doesn't sound like a bad problem to have to be honest! Should have sourced some bevs...
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>>703369294
My mom wants me to go to my aunts new house I'm home Rn because I'm cleaning my room & I went to THEYRE home yesterday buddy just came into the thread to complain bout no pants and to send positive vibes
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>>703369647
Autocorrect made that be uppercase
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>>703369031
what is av company?
and no im not even sure what you do exactly
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>>703369570
And when the conversation switches about me, so she can find out if im a sociopath?
You bounce between it being one way to two way
you cant have both in your explanation
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>>703366306
who are the undesirables?
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>>703366306
Other places are good too, not just places you work.
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>>703355454
no gf
no real friends i want to spend my time with.
same shit every week-end
shit town, 1 bar with music i actually enjoy. same ppl all the time.
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>>703369570

This. How is it that hard to realize this? When people talk to you about shit you don't care about, how do you react? Conversations should be a give and take, back and forth. Don't try to impress people with what you know, just fucking talk to them, you'll be surprised how many people will want to know what YOU like once you've opened yourself up to what THEY like.
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im tired
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>>703365435
only a self deluded faggot with no real sense of personal boundaries would "go out and make friends"

people don't like their space being invaded, especially by some slightly overly aggressive dude with no friends

it's just uncomfortable man
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>>703369647
Fuck I hate when parents do that, I hope you got something fun to pass time at relatives house, and by fun, yes I mean drugs.
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>>703366020
Nice.
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broke up with a girl :(
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but i just got home... been on the road for 7 hours + bowling for 4-5 hours. now i'm just chilling
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>>703369899

read >>703370043

are you a sociopath?

if you say yes, you're not. you're just edgy. put that shit away and join the rest of people just doing what they can to find happiness and self worth
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Because I bought a twelve pack of Busch and plan on drinking it
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>>703370043
TALK
ABOUT
WHAT

I
HAVE
NO
INTERESTS
OUT
SIDE
MY
JOB

I
WORK
60 HOURS
A
WEEK

I
DONT
FOLLOW
MAINSTEAM
MEDIA

I
DONT
FOLLOW
APPS

I
DONT
FOLLOW
TRENDS

I
DONT
STAY
IN
TOUCH
WITH
SOCIETY
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>>703370213
who the fuck asked you?
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>>703355454
Because I have had enough of "going out" in my youth...
These days I rather spend my free time at home, chilling with a glass of whisky and a good tv show/movie/video game or just browse the internet.
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>>703370076

ok. wait until friends come to you then. obviously that's the better way to make friends.

i never said be over aggressive. i never said ruin people's personal boundaries. if you're projecting that you have deeper problems. maybe you should just chill the fuck out
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>>703366019
haha fuck you
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>>703370301
OK THEN, TALK TO HER ABOUT THE HISTORY OF NOTRE DAMME AND CHURCH BELLS, GOD DAMN!
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>>703369931
blacks
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>>703355454
I've basically been put on probation/house arrest by my parents
>inb4 underage
I'm 20 in a few weeks and this is humiliating
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>>703370301

then why do you care to make friends? you're the one here asking for advice. maybe you should open yourself up a bit and figure out what YOU like yourself, because you don't seem to have a lot of self awareness.
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>>703370005
Are you me or what?
23 year old kissless loser.
The only thing I have achieved in this life so long is getting graduated from a good university and working with computers.
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>>703370076
>true
Don't go to make friends go to like walk around go to a park

NOT A PLAYGROUD
like a park park
People aren't assholes they're honestly friendly just don't be a weirdo looking around at people enjoy nature enjoy being alive sit on a bench make small talk introduce yourself ask people about themselfs without being a creep small talk be a rational human

I find it's easier to talk to ur own race
Assuming you are Hispanic blacks may work but not like trouble makers or like people you know you don't wanna be with

If your white Hispanics are pretty cool but not like mexicsns more of like mixed Spanish people

Don't be friends with anyone that sags

Basically go and be cool or stay home get a Instagram see what's around u make a Facebook

Make a snapchat idk

Be fun don't be sad and a let down
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>>703370043
some people just can't make conversations that's all

not him but when people try to talk to me my brain freezes and I can't answer or think of anything funny to say

making friends or meeting girls is the easiest when you can do that, if you can't you're fucked
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>>703370607
>pro tip: open the door and walk out
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>>703370089
I don't really do drugs if that's what your asking
I live in the city so it's obvious when a person does it sorta
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>>703370344
OP, and you just did too...
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I probably responded to around 17 different replys on this thread my guys
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>>703370731

like every skill, conversations take practice. you'll never get better at conversations by actively avoiding them. just talk to people without thinking up reasons WHY, just do it. you can't come up with things to say because you care too much about fleeting conversations that people will forget in 10 minutes.
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>>703370945
who
the fuck
asked you
YOU
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>>703370607
best of luck
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>>703370641
Im very self aware.I just dont like the false pretenses and all the bullshit standards that are put in place.
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>>703370607
Do you have a Xbox ps4? Pc gamer? Games often are a shortcut to friends ps you are 19 being grounded?

Dude just go get a small time job and make your own money they won't have that big upperhand
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>>703355454
Visiting my parents and sister at home.

I study at uni in a distant city and live with my gf there. Also I hang out with my friends there a lot.

Also have to finish presentation of my thesis.
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>>703355454

because there's people outside
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>>703370850
They took my bank card and started drug testing me. I can go out to buy smokes but that's pretty much it
>>703371131
Ty man
>>703371210
I have a shitty job at Abercrombie but I had a pretty big argument with my manager last night, idk if I'll get fired or what
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I'm over my gf's apartment tho
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>>703367961
fuck off randy
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>>703355454
I'm not at home, I'm in Spain for work and it's fucking baller. Just had the best meal of my life, and now I'm drinking wine in the mountains.

Other than this, I'd be back home jacking off browsing /b/ so this is an outlier of normal life.
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>>703371105
you did
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>>703371210
>>703371315
Also yeah I have an xbone, dicking around on fallout right now actually. None of my usual halo buddies are online because they're all out socialising
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>>703370856
Then music and earphones
Also are you or your buddy going out with no pants?
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>>703371146

yeah nobody else cares lol. either lighten up, or stay friendless. we truly do make our own happiness.
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Always go out on saturday with my friends, except this week. I told my friends I was sick, so I can have a weekend for myself. I feel like Ive outgrown my friends. They only care about getting drunk and fucking random sluts. Im tired of it. Last few weeks I would just feel depressed when I got home after going out.

So, yeah
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>>703371315
Work off the books man easiest jobs to make bank

Such as a mover get s license to drive commercial trucks and you'd be able to drive the moving truck trust me friend that's like 1k in a few hours sure it's hard work but it's worth it
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>>703371315
no call = you have a job
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>>703371440
Dude go out also and play battle field people on that game is very cool too maybe call of duty if u find a good game with cool people
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recommended reading for people in this thread
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>>703371453
Yeah, have to remember charades when you are around different people. Having to constantly keep these images up for the sake of someone who will discard you at the radnom whim
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>>703355454
not one single friend to hang out with.
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>>703367193
pls continue
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>>703371449
Nah I usually just stick with my highschool buddies and lol no I have pants about 2 real pants it's just very hot out right now and I rather stay home I'm not gonna go to my aunts house but nah drugs I'll try it in the future and I'll go out with one of the two pants and don't really care what people say because I find that they are actually pretty good looking
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>>703371897

you're an idiot lol. if that's how you view people then enjoy being alone.
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>>703355784
happy birthday anon
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>>703355454
I'm 27 and I don't go out that often anymore
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>>703371580
I used to do that believe it or not. I was only muscle for a mover though. no driver's licence, shit is too damn expensive here.
I actually have plenty of money but they don't want me spending it on drugs. I just can't get to it cos my folks took my bank card. and my mom works at the bank so I can't just go in and take money out. and can't go to a bank in the next town cos no car. I basically just have to wait this out and go along with this shitty rehab program
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>>703371897

If the reason you have no friends is because all of your conversations devolve into talking about them like they're demons, you probably have autism.
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Friend people aren't what 4chan puts them as to be or what tv puts them too sure there are assholes out there but trust me people are understanding just don't think they don't care if you meet someone don't expect to text them or talk to them all day you have to spread the chatter be interesting not all the girls are gonna wanna talk to you not all the guys are gonna wanna bro you but not all people are the same
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>>703372056
Well maybe you'll have a more interesting weeked if you leave your house with no pants, haha.
Gotta go man, this was nice. Have a good one
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>>703372160
Literally what i said you just did :^)

So you're fallacy's have come to fruition
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>>703371897

if people are discarding you on random whims, you're doing something wrong. that doesn't happen unless you suck.
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>>703371833
ugh. manipulating people is pretty shit tbh.
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>>703372506
Drugs just put you into a false relax stage don't sweat it she'll give it back I don't use bank cards so I don't have that problem i just take my monies out and maybe keep a few 300 in the bank but I take the rest out and put it to the side until I feel like I wanna do something for that reason
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>>703372706

we're not friends lol. you kept asking for advice only to refute every option i gave you. you're not looking for truth, you're looking to confirm your own bias about people.

that makes people not like you
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>>703372553
Bye friend guy buddy
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>>703367961
Fuck off Randy Bobandy!
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>>703372748

have you read the book?
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>>703355454
I have no friends
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>>703372719
yup depression pretty much ruins your life.
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>>703372897
Knowing the truth makes people not like people?

Let me guess, you believe the holocaust happened
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>>703372979

if you fucking let it. don't pretend like people with depression can't do things.
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>>703371833
>>703372748
It's not manipulating. One of the core principles is to take a genuine interest in people
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>>703373015
oh shit im on 4chan
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>>703372954
no, and Ive also heard its a good book, but if you really want read about manipulating people read the prince.
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>>703368380
Lml can't say prolly get banned but dec 1999
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>>703372507
KEK
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>>703373015

>knowing the truth

do you mean forceably interjecting your own opinion while completely ignoring everything else?
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coz I'm coming down from coke and mdma
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>>703373124

it's not about manipulation lol
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>>703373200
You have all this "help", but you fail to acknowledge basic facts about modern society
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>>703373124
see>>703373091
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>>703372840
Yeah I'm legit done with drugs, not worth it anymore. Just the lack of money and not being able to go out is driving my fucking crazy lol
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>>703373070
doing things is not a problem its being likeable. Some people just arent happy. and you need to be happy to keep friends.
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All the friends left here comes the edges

Bye I'll buy more pants later

Probably go to the Bronx zoo
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>>703372748
It's not even about manipulating people so much as it is treating them respectfully and changing how you act.
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>>703373374

i also have friends
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>>703373387
Good luck with ya bank card just be calm don't argue parents hate that
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>>703373392

you need to find your own happiness to be happy, not wait around for it to come flap its dick in your face
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I got a q of weed a new pipe and king papers waiting for my friends to get off football
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>>703373480
Grats
You have insufferable assholes who modify their life to be around you, and when you're dont, they loath you and enjoy their time away from you more then with you.

Grats
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>>703373124
Have you read the Prince?
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>>703355454
It's fight night, motherfucker! Gonna watch Punk get his shit kicked. Got some good bbq and hush puppies on the way on the way, gonna be a good evening.

Also, I hate people.
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>>703373614

lol nope. i have people who i chill with, relax with, talk about shit with. i buy them meals. they buy me meals. we don't keep a running tally because it all comes around.

just because you lack the empathy to have a meaningful relationship with anyone does not make you the baseline of people, nor does it make you an expert in the field.
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>>703373527
oh I'm not arguing. I'm going along with everything 100% but I know this is going to take a long time lol.
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>>703373415
haiku
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>>703367873
Midas Venice
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>>703373543
I used to be happy. I used to be popular. Some people just have to go through things that would be unbearable for most and it sucks the life right out of you. I'm one of the people that has no life left in their eyes. one of the people I used to look at and say how could someone be that dead inside.
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>>703373875
And what experience are you coming from?
It surely is a pampered one, both economical and socioeconomically
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>>703373212
so harcor
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>>703373415
pour some juice on the gorillas area as a tribute to Harambe
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>>703355454
Haven't got a life.
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>>703374211
>>703374212

i'll answer both of you. when i moved to where i live now 5 years ago i had nothing but 2 suitcases of clothes. i slept on a couch for 5 months before i had scrounged enough to get my own place. i've spent months eating barely more than ramen and whatever cheap veggies i could find to stay at least semi nourished. 3 years ago i lost my fiance to leukemia. 2 years ago i lost my dad to cancer. i'm in my late 20s now.

the difference is i didn't fucking give up. bad shit happens, to everyone, all the time. you're not a special snowflake. your opinions are not actually better than anyone else's. the more you think they are, the darker your life will be and the less friends you will have.

just chill the fuck out and be a decent human being
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>>703374211

See it as an opportunity. People who have easy lives have no character, you develop character and strenght from going through tough times.

When you get through it, you will feel like nothing in the world can hurt you again, because youre strong and went through shit
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>>703374746
this is what I'm waiting for. for the time being I am still going through hell.
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>>703371315
wow man that fuckin sux, my parents know i smoke da herb but they dont care shit me mum smokes it
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>>703374899
you know what that bastard churchill said, right?
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>>703355454
Posting from mobile. Smoking at a creek.
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>>703375815
yup. and thats the plan.
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>>703355454
Just got back from San Antonio with the familuly. In laws are in town and we are spoiling my God daughter/niece
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>>703376014
beutiful. I used to have nice places like this to go to and be alone I loved it.
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>>703362925
Me too man, today is my day off. I went out yesterday, today is staying in da house day and smoking marijuanilla
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>>703376014
did you crash ur bike into the creek?
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>>703376177
I'm chilling with a friend of mine, it's pretty lit.
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>>703376223
Not my bike
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>>703376014
Nice one dude, a beautiful place. You should set it on fire tho
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>>703375815
Churchill was no bastard, sir
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Because I go out every other weekend spending too much money on pointless drinks, drugs and other shit. Sitting in playing games is the best Saturday I've had in a while.
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>>703355454
drank too much last night and i work tonight
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anyone in 215 wanna meet up? need marijuana
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>>703377626
>not the DEA
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>>703377960
nah jus some autistic fuck with dryed up connects. you around?
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>>703378081
are you willing to pay in sex? i got more than enough $ right now but really need to drop a load
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>>703378357
ye I actually prepared for anal today
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>>703355454
because im getting ready to go out ok
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I'm learning complex analysis for an exam that I have in 3 days. I want to shoot myself in the head for studying computer engineering.
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>>703355454
I'm married
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cars broke and nowhere else to go.
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>>703378773
do you speak programming tongues?
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>>703378773
answer the quads, faggot>>703381111
checked btw
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