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it's 2016, why aren't you fucking a bbw yet?
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the first b negates the second b

that's why
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Already have and do
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Had my first threesome with two. Two nights ago. Shit was cash
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>>703349976
>>703350112
MOAR!!!
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Already did.
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>>703349976
Sauce?
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>>703350644
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Because they're disgusting, not beautiful.
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because i did in 2011
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>>703350388
>those mantits
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>>703349976
They're fucking disgusting.

Sage.
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>>703350388
>>703350790
more pls
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>>703352363
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>>703349976
trying to feed my current gf so she gains, but she really isn't into it

I'm going to have to leave her for a fat girl :(
or spend the rest of my life wanting something better...
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>>703349976
But I do
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I do not find obese women sexually attractive, but it's ok if you do.
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>>703353227
I honestly thank you, anon, for being the most mature and respectful person who has ever posted in a bbw thread
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>>703349976
cause im gay
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>>703349976
Anyone else like to imagine this woman struggling to take a stinky uncircumcised BBC? pic related
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>>703350112
Imagine her sitting down on this HNNNNG
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>>703354265
what about a black bbw on a big white cock
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>>703354265
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>>703354632
What about just black bbws
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>>703349976
bacause im not a desperat fag like you
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>>703350113
So big dicks can't be beautiful. Wow what a retard
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>>703349976
cause we are not animals
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>>703354642
lololololol, white people are never satisfied with what they have. this is a list of everything WISH they had.

basically, whites wish they could all be openly racist. that's all this list proves.
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>>703354895
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welp. another thread ruined by crackers.
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can white people make any jokes without being racist? like, is that the limit of your humor and creativity?
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>>703355168
nope, that's all they can do.
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>>703355168
LOL, DONT ASK DUMB QUESTIONS.
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>>703349976
Because I did it in 2010 and ended up pushing her down the stairs to prevent getting a child claim on me.

Literally no fucks given , would do it again.
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wtf, I wanted to look at fat woman and all this shit started
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>>703355118
FUCKING TRUTH RIGHT THERE
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>>703355168
Yeah, look. >>703355118
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>>703355168
we cant make any jokes without being racist, but also you cant be racist to us, if someone called me a honky or white boy id honestly laugh instead of being offended.
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>>703355799
My African American friend!
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>>703349976

my dick won't hard to the images of whales.. am I gay?
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>>703355592
I was called a yard oppossum once, cracked me the hell up
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/pol/ ruins everything :(
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Because i sleep on an army cot? sharing that would be problematic.
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>>703356426
You know a 4chan premium account lets you ignore people based on a sitewide ID right?
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I am. It's overrated.
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>>703349976
I don't own a forklift.
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>>703356222
The funniest part about this whole incident was how the family members got into a fight on the street about selling t-shirts
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>>703356426
they are the niggers of 4chan
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>/pol/ is here
>can't decide if i want to post anti-black memes or fat girls
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There is no such thing as BBW. It's either, "big woman" or "beautiful woman". Those two can't exist together.
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>>703349976
Because people with small dicks can't reach the holes.
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>>703349976
Because land whales (bbws in your language) are fucking disgusting and make me throw up. Big Beautiful Women... What a fucking joke. It's anything but beautiful. Should be illegal to be that fucking fat and repulsive. And punishable by death.
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>>703356850
Not even joking: the St Louis newspaper article
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/two-charged-after-brawl-over-michael-brown-merchandise-sales-in/article_9970ded6-dd9a-5851-a12b-b7e2a079c4bc.html
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If you're over 20 you already have at least once. >>703349976
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>>703357718
How small is yo dick nigga?
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>>703354632
I'd be down for that too.
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>>703357718
kek'd
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>>703349976
Because I like my pelvis in one piece
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>>703355037
Yeah, it seems like they get really insecure when black dick is bought up. It's really pathetic.
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>>703356654
?
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>>703358062
>>703358062
>>703354632
Yummy :^)
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>>703358474
more pls
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>>703354895
But then there would be a shitload of white people in the hospital with broken jaws. Luckily, there's places like 4chan where they can be retarded in the comfortof there own homes.
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>>703358210
I want her sitting on my face
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>>703349976
I do when my gf isn't around
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>>703358697
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>>703356263
Well, now I have to go and look up Alex Storm.
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>>703359219
wew
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Literally never having sex ever again would be preferable to being forced to fuck one of those
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>>703359268
It's super disappointing
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>>703359219
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Only girls I go for
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>>703356556
Who is that big titted sperm catcher?
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>>703359439
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I want to lose my virginity to a bbw
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>>703349976
Because I like my women with self-esteem.
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>>703359439
damn
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>>703349976
Simply, because I prefer and am lucky to have a slimmer partner with soft curvy aspects in all the right places according toy tastes.
So Fuck off.
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>>703359592
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>>703359439
Sauce

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQbUoLILjhVjt19sUZpYzXw/videos
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>>703359828
thats that~
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>>703359828
thanks pal
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>>703359934
bruh
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>>703358553
Yummy indeed.
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>>703359666
>checked~!
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>>703359745
>partner with soft curvy aspects
tits and timestamp or it never happened
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>>703359219
Wtf. I...can't spank it to this.
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>>703359439
You know those kids are gonna grow up wanting to fuck they're mom.
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>>703360914
and this families too~
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>>703361040
i guess thats the whole combo mah nigga
>mfw fat
>mfw flat
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>>703361040
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEE
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>>703350790
Lean man fucking a fat bitch is a turn on.

I'm a lean man btw.
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>>703359432
Yeah, you're right. I was expecting great things, but, no.
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>>703357064
post fat girls
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but i am
my girlfriend is a big tits bbw
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>>703354848

Big dicks aren't a sign of being unhealthy you massive autist. You literally have a mental illness because you prefer disgusting overweight women. You are in denial. Killing yourself would be the best option.
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>>703362935
Or dont.
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>>703349976

Do you have one with slightly less mass?
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>>703350388
>>703352421
Belly is FAR too big. Nice size tits though.

Fat/10.
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>>703363698
That's how the cookie crumbles i guess
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>>703363620
more?
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>>703363092
my girlfriends tits
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>>703356587
I need the name!
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>>703349976
I have standards
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>>703363966
I have plenty of this big assed slut.
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>>703355168
Spotted the nigger
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>>703364648
thank you.
any face?
more pls
dump her pics here pls
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>>703359459
sauce?
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>>703349976

I am. it's actually kind of conflicting because the sex is pretty good but i feel nothing when I'm with her. she's cool but i don't care about her. Meanwhile that shouldn't fall on me to make her happy right?
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>>703365130

sorry wrong pic
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disgusting
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Me fucking my ex
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>>703365119
I like her, thank you
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>>703365619
>>703365119
yea she's perfect
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>>703365180

Not bad.
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>>703350113
I figured it was because OP's mom was busy
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I do regularly
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>>703365929
amazingly beautiful.
Me likey
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>>703365380
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>be me
>meet bitch off tinder 9/10 tits in pic
>in person , 5'2 and fat
>cat-fished.jpg
>man up cause tits are still 9/10
> she has a fucking lisp
>it just keeps gettin worse
>go to eat
>drop her off , she ligers in the car
>I'm looking out the window
>want this to be over already
> look back at her and she wants it
>grab her by the back of the head
>tongue fuck the shit out of her face
>go home , whatever
>hits me up later
> anon , can I tell you a secret ?

Continue ?

Pic related it's her
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Didn't post , on my phone , my bad
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>>703366125
More for ya
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>>703363105
Kek upvoted
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>>703366132
keep 'em coming
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>>703366244
>meet bitch off tinder 9/10 tits in pic
>in person , 5'2 and fat
If she was thin at one point in time you can always just force her to goto the gym with you.
Plus she's on tinder so her self-esteem is already really low.
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>>703365532
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>>703366132
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I'm attractive enough to not need to lower my standards.
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>>703366705
any other angles?
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>>703351064
This.
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>>703364847
>reverse image search
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>>703366822
Not reallly just this and thats it
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>>703367554
Damn, she looks fun
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>>703366820
saving
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>>703367182
Mmm yes, I have a fwb with a very similar body, its amazing.
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>>703366244

>im a man
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>>703367856
Yup. She's really fun.
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>>703367868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1X2b0kq9EE&feature=share
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>>703366244
ill just keep going since i'm fucking bored

>She hits me up after "can I tell you a secret"
>me: sure whats up
>I'm a virgin...
>Somehow I'm not surprised
>Side Note: Fat chicks make out pretty good
>Anyway we talk about it for a while
>start sexting
>make plans to see new paranormal activity
>Day of movie arrives
>I get tix in advance because theatre is gay
>get side row seats near front
>pick her up and show her to seats
>looks at me and says
>anon,are you really trying to cockblock yourself?
>I didnt know it was that kind of date
>throughout the movies shes grabbing my crotch
>niggas all around us
>tell her to chill and wait
>movie ends, back to my car
>find a nice dead end street
>start hooking up
>grabbin on them 36Ds , shit was cash
>finger the fuck out of her , cums in like 5 mins
>I must have big meaty claws
>she starts jacking me off
>dives mouth first onto my dick
>deepthroating from the get go
>moderately surprised my cocksucking prowess
>bout to bust
>"cum in my mouth anon"
>OH WORD
>Give her all my unborn kids
>drop her off
>Go home for the ill nap


theres more to it , this went on for like 3 weeks
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>>703367777
Then have some more.
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>>703368291
continue
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>>703366820
>>703368312
goddess
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>>703368312
i'll trade my ex's mediafire full of her vids and pics for her.
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>>703368525
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>>703366305
she looks nice, unless thats her tinder pic and she looks worst.
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>>703349976
Its 2016 why you settling for someone who cant even maintain there body
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>>703368638
DAMN
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>>703368956
>not fucking multiply slam piggys

you must be a girl, all guys want is to fuck. these girls generally fuck on the first date and give it up without a hiccup.

unless they have a tumblr...steer clear
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OC, thoughts?
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>>703368956
It's 2016 how are you not using the proper possessive adjective instead of "there"?
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>>703369418
yeah she's nice but that camera is from the 90s
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>>703369214
She was one great fucking lay. She let me shove ice cubes up her ass.
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>>703368291
So keep in mind this bitch gave me dome after the 2nd time meeting me. I was gonna milk this for a while but then I think she started to catch on

>1 week later
>she hits me up after we were sexting
> asks are you gonn fuck me
>Say Yes
>remember shes a virgin
>My ex was a virgin and training her took 4ever
>Don't wanna deal with going slow and shit
>consult with friend, says dont fuck virgin
>they get attached and never go away
>I agree
>decide I'll just face fuck the shit out of her
>Invite her to my crib
>day before she comes over i'm hungry
>Hit her up , she has no class that day
>talking about breakfast
>con her into buying me shit ton of IHOP
>shit was also so cash
> on the drive home she starts getting cringy
>talking about soulmate shit
>we were meant to be
>fuckouttahere
>Next day
>drive her to my house
>my dad is home

usually i introduce people to my parents, But I was trying to keep this as impersonal as possible. I hadn't even called her by name since I met her.
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>>703369418
>>703369502
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>>703369796
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>>703369531
jesus christ
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>>703349976
I have had mixed success. One was just tooo damn fat. Couldn't find the puss.
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>>703349976
because I have standards
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But I am anon make my dick grow
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>>703369537
Why didn't you want to go deeper with her ? Didn't you get along ?
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>>703369537
kek, keep going pal
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>>703349976
becouse there nothing beautiful about obesity
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>>703370658
dem tittays tho
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>>703349976
because the middle B is a lie.
big is NOT beautiful. it's disgusting. she's disgusting.
also sage.
sage all tumblr threads.
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>>703354642
No. What kind of pathetic faggot made this?
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>>703369537
>Tell her introduce herself and follow me upstairs
>She does so but lingers a little
>so i whistle at her to hurry the fuck up
>get her in my room
>throw on the flix
>she mentioned earlier she never been eaten out
>i like eating pussy so fuck it , I'll bless her
>Her pussy was like, super fat my dudes
>like not phat. fat
>I spread that shit and still couldnt see clit
>Tonguing blindley but its working out
>She's Moaning ,throwing my pillows on the floor
>tell her shut up , my dad is still here
>she cums twice, my jaw gets tired after a while
>come up for air
> shes spent, laying there like a freshly laid turd
>bitch im gonna get mine
>start making
>slowly pushing her head down
>she Whips out the beef
>she was talking shit on text the day before
>"anon im gonna gag on that cock"
>challenge accepted
>bunch her hair up in a pony tail
>procede to violently power fuck her mouth hole
>shes coughing but hanging in there
>i am impressed
>10 mins pass, boutta nut
>Give her an ungodly amount of man mayo
>hadnt cum in a week and some change
>swallows it all
>I am pleased
>She tries to cuddle and I bail to my bathroom
>Post Nut piss
>text her while im pissing to get dressed
>get in my room and she is dressed
>take her for food then drop her home
>Dead her, never speak to her again

All in all it was a cool experience , maybe i shouldve kept her around longer but she was so fucking annoying and I was sometimes embarassed to be seen in public around her
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>>703370760
Those huge wrinkled fatbags with stretchmarks are trully disgusting.
Small perky tits are way better.
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>>703353249
Holy shit. I swear thats krisan jones. Went to my highschool.
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>>703368114
Mine for comparison
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>>703370923
>laying there like a freshly laid turd
lel, any pics of the chubber?
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>>703370083
big fucking tits
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>>703370407
The lisp and her personality. I've never found myself to have such distaste for a person I'm hooking up with. The sexual shit was all good, but speaking to her was such a fucking chore
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>>703370083
>>703369418
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>>703349976
I mean, they are everywhere so, good point
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>>703370923
Fat girls must have really low self esteem or something 'cause I pull that shit all the time on them. Y'know, treating them like shit because you ultimately don't care if they come back
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I still have the picture that corrupted me
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>>703371566
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>>703371620
you are joking, right?
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>>703370923
Another pic of her I found in my convo details . Mind you she was not that , shapely when I met her . She lacked shape , and I think she always wore a corset or something to keep that gut in
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>>703371333
>>703370083
>>703369418
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would you?
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>>703371263
>>703366305
>>703372136
These two are her bruh
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>>703372136
how was her ass?
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>>703372371
Disappointingly flat. The tits kind of made up for it, but not really. Plus she was like super shy about turning around and letting me see her asshole or something. Fucking virgins man
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>>703354632
>big white cock

About as real as Santa Claus.
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>>703369531
>ice cubes up her ass
That's a keeper, anon.
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>>703372036
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>>703349976
The sex is truly awful
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Because its 2016 and I saw Feed 10 years ago you fag.
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>>703372630
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>>703372353
your standards have got to be impossibly high cos shes not even that bad.
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>>703370221
It puts the lotion on its skin.
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>>703372562
yes
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>>703372269
also, are there more?
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>>703372964
I mean I never said she was ugly
Truthfully I would've kept her around if she wasnt a virgin and not so lispy and annoying
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>>703372824
Nice shop

Stay mad white boi
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>>703359439
World's greatest mom 2016
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>>703372269
WHEN WILL IT END?
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>>703373197
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>>703349976
Nice
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>>703373262
>>703372824
White men and black men can have big cocks. Some have little cocks. Black bbws can be hot, White bbws can also be hot.

There I solved the race problem now everyone fap to fatties please
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>>703368114
She looks like a lot of fun.
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>>703373396
skype-name pls
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>>703372630
Another cuck-lord, just go shove that cock up your eye, your skull is empty anyways, would make for a decent fleshlight
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>>703372648
That boob looks like this seal
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>>703373598
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>>703359240
>>703359240
whats her name
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>>703371620
moar please
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>>703366351
face?
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>>703369531
That's fucking hot. Always wanted to try that. Show me as much of her ass as you've got. Show butthole and anal if possible.
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>>703373961
>
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>>703355168

Can black people speak like a cohearent sentance that doesnt sound like
"Ey you white boi cracka ass steppin fo real. Out on deez streetz we be rapin dem wiminz iight, homie? Yooo, gimmie dat koolaide doe shieeet where my welfare at? Wuts fathers day, naww fuk dat"
Fucking ape
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>>703358474
That's some shit there.
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>>703358697
look that hoe up on youtube
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>>703371021
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Rate my bbw gf?
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>>703358474
SHe is on youtube on breast feeding. Hot!
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>>703372136
>not pulling off the at t
Shes attractive,but I can imagine her personality. Too bad.
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>>703363105
>Anonymous 0
I don't think it's all that bad, they're just easier to get, and usually hang around through more bullshit; arguably because they can't keep up. I get that it's unhealthy, but it's not as offensive to another person as like smoking would be. I'm just not upset by it.
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>>703365380
Drop a vid fool.
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>>703352421
more?
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>>703377651
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>>703368586
Sweet jesus, if that girl is your ex, I'd love to see the set. She is hot as fuck.
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>>703349976
Cus' hooker said "no"
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>>703376725
Yea, she got way to clingy in a short amount of time. But I got some free breakfast and my balls drained so I'll chalk it up as a win
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>>703355118
>>703355503
>>703355585
not that it makes any difference, but this is what that shit looks like now. These condos sold for around 400k each and are likely worth over a million each now

https://binged.it/2ctczTW

That picture is at least 15 years old now.

This is two blocks away from
mike
>the greedy jew from caesars
illitch's project called
>the district

extremely sought after area.
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OC for you fine gentlemen.
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>>703378465
and this is the street view version
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>>703355118
>>703378757
>>703378465
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>>703378721
quite marvelous
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>>703379001
Thanks man, think i have better pics. I'll search for them.
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>>703350790
your feet are fucking dirty you pig
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>>703349976
I used to fuck one. It was awful. she was so self conscious and and lacking any confidence that sex could only be under a blanket with the lights off at midnight before the moon would rise. And I would get yelled at for looking at her. ugghh....good riddance.
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>>703379445
im not going to attempt to convince you to do anything you wouldn't want to do , but on the other side of the coin, you shouldn't base all of your experience from the first attempt.

try everything twice, just in case you fucked up the first time.
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>>703377962
trades only
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