YLYL. No banana edition.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL.
No banana edition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM9x7dZo5ns
>>703339906
lost
/b/ group
https://telegram.me/joinchat/Dh0kg0FWmDrdaXToSVwREQ
worst ylyl ever.
kys.
>>703340462
Have you contributed? Do you have a right to complain?
90s toy thread now
>>703340347
>slippery dippery long mover
lost.
u wanted no banana
but
u got banana
>>703339625
>>703340614
lost at filename
>>703340613
>>703340613
Ax Fucking Steel
>>703340985
*Max
>>703339969
Can't believe I lost to this
>>703340412
Anyone have sauce? I need to see the rest.
1/3
>>703340630
Lost
>>703339625
Recent material.
>>703340294
Lost
>>703341232
i was expecting this to be fucking stupid
because "new OC" is fucking stupid
but actually this was funny
thanks for not disappointing me
from yesterday
>>703341403
that was the shit
>>703340412
LOL the fuck
This thread
>>703340630
I fucking lost.
>>703340630
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>>703341947
I didn't give you permission to reply to me. Listen, it was entertaining at first. Hell, it was actually funny.
But now I'm getting the feeling that you actually think that you're on my level. From the day I was born, I was destined for success, you little shit. I was brought into this world by a software engineer and and a prominent actuary, both of Norwegian descent. From the moment that the fucking curtains were raised, I was set to dominate the STEM fields. And because I had guardians that actually cared about me, I flourished. Pretty soon, I was placed into a special school of correspondence, specifically I.M Gelfand's school for gifted children in New England. I not only reached my parents' expectations, but I passed them with flying colors. I had raw talent. I was fucking better. I was surrounded by 6th graders, many from Hong Kong, whom were smarter than half the posters in this fucking thread. And now, where am I?
In MIT, getting my double BS in Electrical Engineering and Physics, with a Stanford-Binet tested IQ of 147 at age 17.
Get this through your head: you are nothing. I am worth more than your entire goddamn family. I'm smarter than you, better looking than you, taller than you, wealthier than you, and more employable than you. While you type out another post to get cheap laughs, I'll be simultaneously working with the brightest minds in the world and fornicating with my beautiful girlfriend. It gets on my nerves when people pretend to be better than me.
Know your place, you fucking vermin. Never, ever reply to my posts, again.
>>703340614
jesus that looks like fun.....
>>703341947
this copypasta will never not be hilarious to me
>>703340845
dat free voicemail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8XYOSWFbrU
kek
>>703341171
>>703341203
>>703341226
what is this dog shit
>>703341403
impossiburu
>>703342484
lost hard
>>703341453
Never figured out why Mr strong wasn't a triangle with big biceps
>>703342969
my mom was killed by a triangle with big biceps
>>703341154
Not same anon but I think it's efukt where they're rude and humiliating to porn star wannabes
>>703340731
That used to be my shit, best mode is with no voice solo play
>>703342080
The typos and grammatical errors. This could be future copy/pasta.
>>703342080
>"I didn't give you permission to reply to me"
God reading through that whole thing was cringe.
:^)
>>703340075
But was his name Robert Paulson?
>>703345212
>Cwosont
https://telegram.me/joinchat/Dh0kg0FWmDrdaXToSVwREQ
>>703341014
kek
>>703341014
that no pickle pee
>>703341102
that no pam ballam
>>703345212
>cwosont
>>703341232
Lost it
>>703344412
even bothering makes one even more beta but who cares nothing to do amirite? :^)
>>703340075
Thanks for the site reminder. I forgot all about that. Need to make a thread now
>>703341262
>>703341302
>>703341336
>>703341372
You got this from the nostalgia thread last night
Those aren't ylyl
Fucking fag
>>703341198
Fuck that shit, I'm still mad I had one
>>703341382
I lost to that comment
>>703341232
I lost, but to good material. I am satisfied for once
You only have one job, to post funny pics and you fail.
How can you be such a losers? fucking fat neck beards
>>703346039
Underrated
>>703339969
>when peeta doesnt bring loafs and you have to make one
>>703341198
FUCKING GREAT
>>703339855
>>703340075
KEK - His name was Robert Paulson
>>703350977
nice digits
>>703346875
Nice feet
>>703350230
Not a rekt thread. GTFO.
Poor doge.
>>703339813
I seriously can't believe you aren't on Instagram or 9gag posting this nigger cancer
