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>>703336215
Fuck the police
>>703336409
wow, thats a hot girl, anon
>>703336215
>>703336276
>>703336314
thank you for the fucking nightmares you fucking prick.
>>703336276
>>703336314
JESUS CHRIST,THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR /B/
>>703336404
holy shit
>>703336404
If i lived in the us id be policeman anytime
>>703336634
holy fuck
>>703336409
stop, drop and roll
>>703336404
good, beat those stupid niggers
>>703336634
omg that guy will never unsee that
>>703336852
how are people this fucking stupid
i ask because i'm a pretty fucking dumb guy but this is still miles ahead
>>703336409
Story?
>>703337104
source?
does this count?
>>703336488
You know she's like 15 right? Enjoy prison faggot
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0pCV_7EMeSaPKLG3zY4ozQ
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Most fucked up shit i've ever seen
>>703337181
GIGN
>>703336409
lol brown peole
>>703337258
you
>>703336488
God that makes me embarrassed to be white.
>>703337064
if liveleak was right, that girl participated in homicide of taxi driver
bang bang
>>703337064
I think she had murdered a taxi driver
>>703336276
>>703336314
>>703337307
>>703337330
OP said rekt, not gore.
>>703337330
ffuck!
>>703337441
Thnx trips, well then she deserved it...
>>703337219
MODS
>>703337602
Texting?
>>703337867
keking
>>703337803
WTF WHY?!
>>703337602
*sigh* women
>>703337925
Now this I like.
>>703337803
Is this what being triggered feels like?
>>703337104
fake
>>703336276
>>703336314
>>703337219
>>703337307
>>703337330
>>703337802
>>703337803
This thread is fucked up
>>703337925
fuck thats hot
>>703336985
or unhear that
>>703337460
Story?
>>703338100
/b/ can only handle so much
>>703338269
guy shoots guy
bang bang
the end
>>703337867
yep, texting. wtf.
>>703338226
fucking synthetics
>>703338269
He had narcolepsy and fell asleep. Those nigrahz were trying to wake him up by poking him in the head with their bang stick bullets. The narcoleptic nigraw is alright though. He woke up a few hour later in hospital and went on about his day as usual.
>>703336852
What a goof
>>703336782
tiny dick complex detected
>butthurt because niggers stole your pokemon cards as an obese kid
>>703336634
free hat
>>703336918
a lot of them were white u dumbass
>>703338269
Just brown people doing what they do best
>>703337460
i heard he survived
my favorite
>>703338648
He totally did. You see the nigrah doesn't need that portion of his body to get by.
moo
>>703338662
jesus fucking christ i almost puked from that one
anyone still here?
Horrible train accident.
>>703336404
They are just doing their jobs
>>703337803
triggr'd
>>703338929
Yes, continue pls
>>703339087
Kek.
Continuing.
>>703336634
Oh shit...that guy murdered him.
Watch it again.
He pushes his hand into the machine.
>>703336510
>>703338662
>>703338795
Bikers should be euthanized, they are the cancer of the roads
>>703339191
As soon as he reached for the bag I was like "oh shite, its about to kick off."
>>703339192
How they hell do you know he isnt okay?
>>703338956
there's a difference between keeping people safe and letting your repressed rage out on someone because you have a needledick complex and holding a gun makes you forget how beta you are
>>703336763
Back to 9gag newfag
>>703337007
Who knows?
>>703339616
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
>>703336314
Holy fucking shit,I would pray for death if this happened to me. Too fucking much
>>703338795
hory shit ..they had some speed up there
>>703339191
well that escalated quickly
>>703339512
I hope you're never the first to the scene of an accident, anon.
>man gets pulled into a multi-ton paper machine roller through less than half a foot of space so fast his clothes and limbs rip off
>"PFFFFTTTTT he's fiiiiiine"
>>703339746
Are you this amount of butthurt ?
>>703336409
get on the floor
>>703339832
His hair and teeth make me want to shoot him too.
>>703336404
only a nigger have a problem with that
you can easily avoid it al by one simple trick!
>not commiting crime
not attacking / threatening police man / running away also helps, is it that hard?
>>703336409
>>703340219
She's too pretty for that shit. :(
>>703336488
autistic naruto-karate faggot kid or not - this is one and only webm in existance when a nigger wins fair 1vs1 fight against whitey
usually shitskins need 3vs1 and obligatory element of surprise
>>703338051
was that concrete??? HOLY SHIT
>>703340219
More?
>>703340307
That anon is done
stop resisting
>>703340445
It's because she's pretty, I assume was fucking the cow who is doing this husband
>>703339793
I remember reading about this and a jet fighter pilot commented on the crash and said if he had ejected something like 0,1-0,5 seconds later he would have been dead.
>>703340920
Story??
>>703340920
what the hell was it even ranting about? still, love the ending.
>>703340898
That austitic faggot got what S/he deaerved.
>>703340450
I know that's a retarded thing to say, but boy would i love being there and beating these 2 pieces of shit to death
>>703341019
Couldn't find anything by google searching the gif. I really have no clue. I've had it downloaded for a long time. I'd like to know the story too so I'll have to search deeper.
warning: physical violence
>>703341019
If you can find the whole video - a cop threw out spike strips and this guy in the van swerved around them and hit the cop, so when they caught him, they fucked him up good. Deserved it.
>>703339192
I wonder what's gonna happen in 4 days
>>703341418
Only found the gif on Imgur a long time ago. I'd love to see the full thing.
>>703339464
I'm a biker and I think the same when I'm driving. And when im out with my bike, I think the same, but for pedestrians. Fuckin relativity.
>>703341344
That looked like it turned her on.
>>703340450
Goddamn, this one still gets me sad.
>>703340219
Is there a story on this one?
>>703340615
This is the saddest part, killing someone generally isn't that hard, even the most retarded pieces of shit can do it.
Any day the life i'm working so hard to build could be ruined by a shit-tier piece of human waste, just like that...
This makes me sad and angry
>>703340450
This is the type of thing where that kid will grow up to be an elite assassin for the government cause of his shitty childhood.
>>703338051
WHEN THE BASS DROPS
>>703341515
I have seen it in previous Rekt threads. I am sure it will pop up again sometime. Someone will probably see these comments and post it.
>>703341344
Wouldn't get a reaction like that from a stranger.
>>703341515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfx7TEuqHEA
>>703341344
>>703341546
>>703341680
It's a vine and it's fake, sadly.
>>703341238
>>703340920
why back when it was flowing around regularly a couple of years back, the explanation was that the guy getting out of the car had hospitalized several other cops in his attempt at escaping a car theft attempt. it's a while ago i heard about it but i think it was something like that.
>>703336215
>>703336404
murica police is filled up with smalldick retards, thats kinda amazing
>>703338598
Doesn't mean they aren't niggers.
>>703341562
Actually, in the real world, he'll probably grow up to be just as much of a piece of shit as his two bullies, if he survives untill then
>>703338662
NO SURVIVORS
>>703341738
youre a fucking hero
>>703341752
nvm.
this guy is right
>>703341418
>>703341559
Agreed. This is why we should enjoy life while we have it, no?
>>703341738
here is the full video
>>703341777
>>703340615
This was 2 years ago? Damn, time flies.
>>703340450
what are they doing?
>>703336276
>>703336314
I guess I wont be sleeping tonight.
>>703337307
>>703337330
>>703340219
This gave me a boner.. is that wrong?
>>703337219
Mods!
>>703341990
bullying.
>>703341009
yeah lucky guy
>>703342176
that edge
>>703336404
>blue lives matter
>>703339946
If you actually believe that was all his original statement, then you are the newfaggiest of newfags. I knew about that shit before I even heard of 4chan.
>>703341926
yeah
>>703337460
There's morgue photos of that guy that were released.
>>703336215
>>703341777
ohh fucking 360 no scoped
>>703340668
what planet are you from?
>>703342531
brutal
>>703341738
Officers got fired. Shame.
>>703342449
and you took that seriously, u the fagoot brah
>>703342531
nigga why would anyone even get the idea to do this?
>>703342663
They were rehired to 2 years later.
>>703342663
Well yeah. Even if the guy deserved it, it's still considered police brutality.
>>703337602
That ass tho
>>703337104
More like this!!!
>>703338226
tfw he/she was a horsebreeder
>>703342765
Good.
>>703342879
Not really.
>>703336215
This makes me hurt inside, why is there no justice for these criminal abuses of power?
>>703338935
Fucking Christ. Who watches this shit for fun?
>>703336404
the police are just as bad as the niggers in the chetto. im legitimately one of the least ghetto looking niggers in this part of the jungle. work full time, clean record. same k9 truck wants to pass me 3 times in less than 2 minutes. another cop car follows my route home
>>703340739
;_; this shit makes me wonder why people are even alive
>>703343140
It's so horrible. My prayers go out to the victim's family.
>>703338929
Rest in peace bombo klaa
>>703339087
the horror the horror exterminate the brutes
>>703343157
>>703343157
Smoke less weed you paranoid hood nigger piece of shit.
>>703338226
Got milk?
Anyone have the photos of that couple in thailand from a while back?
>>703341518
Oh, fuck off.
>>703342793
It lived.
there's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold and she's buying a stairway to heaven
>>703343157
I bet you drive a used monte carlo with tinted windows.
>>703339635
" let me in"
"No"
"I have a shotgun"
"Too fucking bad! we are closed fuckboy!"
Bang
>>703343157
pigs are literally a gang, except they're legit so their protected by the courts. kill and beat people and extort people with tickets
>>703337803
You're a monster
>>703338662
they probably both got up with their hands out, looking at the car like the driver did something wrong.
>>703343157
>>703343797
Nearly illiterate niggers hating on the cops. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>703342708
Acting like a retard isn't trolling.
>>703343493
yea thats not it i stopped being paranoid about weed when i grew up there is a difference. this wasnt the same day either so it wasnt like they were just moving about i know that as well. im not saying they are watching my house they are just annoying.
Some of these what I would expect but I just can't but hate animal abuse to dogs like there so nice and people kill them for fun it's fucked up
>>703339191
Any more story on this wow
>>703337258
She's fuckin dead faggot
>>703343797
both side are at blame, its what happens when numbers get out of hand with what power they have. they abuse/ more bad apples make problems more apparent.
>>703337642
not a game thread fuck the sims is a shit game
>>703337901
bruh, biting off its organs so it can run away.
>>703339940
Kek
>>703340931
She's a member of sorority tho or some shit. You can clearly see it's an arm of a woman that's holding and hitting her.
>>703339191
Well, shit.
iLike this >>703337925
>>703343996
imagine if there were no cops. The view of the real world from your mother's basement would seem particularly frightening. Then who's ass would you be rimming
>>703338847
"Fabrizio the Great" aka the human cannonball
>>703339746
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I
have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
>>703337674
>Australian-fishing.webm
>>703341781
niggers inside
>>703338935
if you watch really closely you can see that the train is fake
>>703343996
i dont hate anyone or any group as a whole. i just find it sad that instead of trying to bully obvious trap lords and hood rats they would rather bother a skinny jean wearing small framed fagget because im walking home from the bus in the morning looking fairly clean in comparison to my surroundings.
> was not joking about the jungle its pretty fucked up looking some places.
but either way they are going to do nothing but drive around cops dont get out of their vehicles here. im more worried about the hood rats but dont care either way.
>>703343166
It probably doesn't make a difference, but I think I heard that the dog attacked his daughter or son.
>>703336215
Story? Outcome?
>>703336404
All lives matter lol XDXD
>>703338226
bukkake
>>703345036
Well then all the niggers would be running amok, and my mothers basement wouldn't be safe to live in because they would have already robbed, raped and murdered her.
>>703342793
File name
>>703339377
fancy kick just cause him to fall back to avoid it, causing him to fall down. He wasn't hurt at all. Kicks are useless in a real fight. A real fighter would had just charged right into his kicked, knocked his off-balance ass to the ground, mounting him on his chest and pounded his head in.
>>703337460
Nice
>>703345570
So you're telling me you're paranoid, but haven't actually been bothered yet, so you're creating your own imaginary scenarios about what's going on.
Sure is tumblr in here.
>>703340898
Sauce? I just want know what was being said
>>703336634
I saw this, it was all over the newspaper
>>703345036
>>703345970
The police don't and cant possibly protect you. Your still the only reason nig-nogs aren't breaking into your house to rob you and rape your mother, because they don't know if you have a gun or not and they don't want to get shot.
There is no such thing as magical police officers that can just magically spawn between you and a criminal the moment they attack you. The most the police can do is show up AFTER THE FACT, to write a police report and possibly have to take a picture of your dead body.
>>703343769
Is it 2003?
>>703336404
Glad someone edited out all the shit the other people did to get the reaction from the police. Who fucking made this Webm Buzzfeed?
>>703345970
ahahaha you're funny. You live in a fairyland of make believe. Don't start smoking crack because you're already paranoid as fuck.
>butthurt because niggers made fun of your rolls of fat as a kid
>>703345808
>drunk guy gets arrested
>protocol requires he be in a wheel chair while in jail hospital
>guy pissed off
>hits cop
>cop hits back
>>703343021
He punched a cop. What do you expect to happen?
>>703340219
Fake and gay
>>703343021
>see a video where the context and beginning is suspiciously edited out
>bites with the power 10000 bulldogs
So, you are the average voter, I suppose.
That's it.
I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
>>703339832
Harvested for his ivory
>>703336488
That black bitch with her phone...
>>703346311
yeah I agree with you anon. I was saying the neckbeards' semi sense of safety is predicated on the fact there are pigglets out there and that's all the fuck fucks need because god knows they're so beta and scared
>>703337674
i come from a land down under
>>703337803
expired
>>703346778
Gay, probably not fake though.
>>703336404
The sad thing is that I know most of these but when I go to google them to find the full videos, I cant find most of them anywhere because they are lost in a sea of similar, more recent cases of police brutality.
>>703347084
I know right, the fucking cockyness of this bitch when she looks far too obese to lift a finger in a fight
>>703340241
this.
>>703340450
They should of kidnapped a girl instead of a boy and fucked her
>>703338449
Where's the rest?
>>703340673
someone probably die
>>703344662
Brutal
>>703340241
>>703336918
most the people in that video were white...
>>703337460
>>703338269
>>703338357
>>703338492
>>703338606
>>703338648
>>703342493
>>703346085
He survived and runs a grocery store near São Paulo with his family. The gangsters are facing a life sentence.
>>703344662
totally wrong
instinctively biting what it perceived to be a trailing threat to its flank
>>703346921
>You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this?
Yes
>>703337460
Slowest driveby ever.
>>703338314
>got stabbed for a pizza
oh fucking kek
>>703343157
That's because you're not supposed to be living a normal, crime-free life. That is only for white people. Your job is to keep people employed in law enforcement and corrections.
So quit your job, start doing drugs and robbing people. Stop trying to put people out of work.
>>703346921
It gives me a boner and it brightens up my day
>>703347630
literally the same thing i said.
You must think you are the smartest idiot on 4chan.
>>703339832
seu buceta is alive
>>703347760
top o the morning Sir.
>>703337925
This guy knows ho to film a fight
anyone got the picture of the dude who took a horn through his jaw?
>>703347844
Kill yourself retard
>>703346017
motherfucker, do you even fight?
>>703338450
ripley pls
>>703336404
Anyone got this webm with the music?
>>703339832
>Gun got found by the kid
>Offers to return it to the drug dealer who is recording
>Gets cocky starts asking for money as a reward
>Drug dealer gets tired and just caps him'
>Police don't care because the dealer probably bought them off
>Dealer is probably dead by now, watch narcos to get an idea why
>The drug life either ends in death or incarceration
>>703348199
>>703340219
Wish I could see who was behind the camera
I'd personally arm up with some pipe hitting niggas and fuck them up
>>703337802
too legit for me
>>703347966
>making a decision
the same as
>instinct
>literally the same thing
mfw
>>703341801
maybe
>>703337007
The stupid people love their guns.
>>703337007
he was checking the laser sights.. on his palm. with trigger finger on the trigger. lmao
>>703346017
>A real fighter would had...
yeah. /b/ specialist
>>703341009
yea, considering he ejected at 0:07 and the plane crashed at 0:08 id say that he would have died had he waited another second. Great observation anon, good job.
>>703341344
She's like mmm do it again
>>703348556
regardless of the animal knowing the specifics of its action, the point is its biting its organs/something that is impeding its ability to escape.
Now fuck outta here.
>>703339746
play less cod newfag
>>703348844
Check emmm
>>703336488
Hey, this isn't a YLYL
>>703336215
Reeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
reeeeee
ree
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>>703338450
fucking kek
>>703348868
>regardless
translation?
>you got me but lets get past that one little thing
>biting its organs/something that is impeding its ability to escape
translation
>i misinterpreted what i saw because it had already escaped and bit not at its organs but at what it thought was a trailing threat
mfw
![20160910_193652[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/adAviwI.jpg "20160910_193652[2].jpg")
check this out i got the nose of my brother guys
>>703347297
EDGE
>>703346921
>>703346921
Lol what did you even submit a tip about
>>703346921
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8 no h8 pls w8 while i go masturb8
>>703348431
Kek
>>703349469
HOLY FUCK
MODS MODS MODS
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>703341344
wear a golden watch and you can pull any girl and she will happily smile like a submissive bitch..
>>703340219
What you have there is a fat whale who is pissed off that this girl looks better than her. The self hate is strong in that webm.
>>703347844
lmao pretty much this is what they want from me.
>>703337330
JESUS CHRIST
>>703343166
Could've been a euthanasia thing.
>>703339793
The title should be "jet crash", you fucking idiot.
>>703338051
>#blacklivessplatter
Anyone got the drugged out nigger getting his dick circumcised by a mob
>>703337258
She was 15
>>703337803
i had to watch it just to say i could. that hurt me physically you fuck shit
>>703338512
so stupid but probably the funniest things i've read on /b/ in weeks
>>703340739
Thats a pitbull. Those things need to die. Good man.
>>703336314
How
>>703338662
damn... at least the kid made it. had to watch his father get rekt tho. poor kid
>>703336276
>>703336314
now thats what im talking, not that weakass shit op posted
>>703343157
maybe the problem is the place you live in?
i guess, move to a non ghetto area. I know it isn't easy but I think that the longer you linger where you're at, the more chance of you becoming a statistic.
>>703338847
is he OK, Jim?
>>703340450
Give me their names I wanna eat their brains and duck them with their own intestines ziwww zijzxnm moo zzz szj see z z see see x s zero see xfinity a serious zzz xxx
>>703345570
like i said all im saying is they are just as annoying as niggers. i like when people assume they know how things work in relation to how they live. nigger i live in the hood. ik what niggers are trouble as with cops. id also like you to stop assuming im paranoid. because what could even come of some kindof altercation involving what happen would lead to nothing. plus i dont see how you fucks still get paranoid from people. walking the city streets with dank blunts, see a cop posted, light up right around the corner. idc anymore bro
>>703351812
>duck them
>>703352045
>>703346120
> was for you
> forgive me im still a nig nog
