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cringe thread
>>703334885
So if a gay man hit on you and wouldn't take no for an answer you wouldn't find it annoying? Doesn't seem like cringe to me.
>>703335298
I don't see why this is supposed to be cringe either. It's a normal conversation and the girl has every right to be annoyed.
>>703335833
Everybody point and laugh at this child
Obligatory joe snider
>>703335298
>>703335833
Underaged millenial detected
Fresh and disgusting.
>>703337371
I'm already mad.
>>703338092
What are you, fucking gay
>>703338411
>>703335833
Gtfo. This is /b/ stupid. It might be shit around here, but you just made everyone cringe in a cringe thread.
Or was what you did actually brilliant??
OMG Why have you screenshot my post?? You know thats private! Please take this down now!
>>703339256
Top kek
>>703339728
This is delicioso prison food, hombre. What you on about?
>>703339256
>private
>on facebook
>>703339728
What the hell is this supposed to be?
dear fuck
>>703338092
OP here, thanks mang
>>703338092
Get off of this website, we don't need anymore kids.
>>703339256
go back to tumblr, trash
>>703339728
>>703334885
>i'm actually pretty
wtf
>>703339728
just fuck my shit up, food version
>>703334885
Maybe faggots should get "I fuck men/women exclusively" tattooed on their foreheads if they hate getting hit on so much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Re9jTuWPk
>>703339930
Motherfuckers get stabbed for a spread in the pen
>>703339256
Prove it's you.
... and tits or GTFO.
>>703339256
What how did it get past the captcha. I thought all lesbians were mindless robots.
>>703341050
Pretty =/= putting on makeup with a trowel
>>703334885
> I'm actually pretty, so whatever
>>703340360
>Hurr Hurr, some guy recommended i not throw away my future to roll around in dirty diapers wearing a 3 thousand dollar furry suit.
>Let's cal him a retarded twat
He wouldn't have done well in college anyways.
>>703339728
that looks good tbh fam
>>703340360
Why is electroshock therapy still not a thing
>>703343833
>If you must say you are the king, Then you are not a true King.
Replace King with pretty and change the ponctuation so that it makes sense.
>>703344222
Because the guys in charge are more likely to shock them to death instead of cure them.
>>703344222
It is a thing
>>703343588
Checked and kekked
>>703340772
>Implying that that's actually her
>>703344222
Checked
>>703344252
that's historically not correct. for a very long time kings were constantly on the move throughout the country so that their subordinates actually knew that they were the king. at least that's what i remember from history class.
>>703344222
doesn't work, it's only torture.
>>703338605
i have those gloves at home, only mine are for downhill longboarding
>>703340360
I hope he cut himself on the edge. Also...
>Breaking Benjamins
>>703334885
>>703344455
>>703344433
you missed it faggots
>>703344514
It's a quote from Game Of Thrones, Little Twat Joffrey kept screaming he was the king while his people kept trying to kill him. So his grandfather said that to try and make him more manageable.
>>703340360
>Breaking Benjamins
slow claps*
steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell.
But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart.
The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails.
Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit.
The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^).
It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>703337371
Oh good lord
>>703337328
That isn't cringe, it's understandable. Imagine doing anything that 8K people would see and be able to directly credit you for doing it
>>703344962
>>703344962
I...
I can't deal with this.
Ya'll have a good night.
>>703339728
Fucking mejicans
>>703337371
Thats totally social media now tho
>>703335298
>>703335833
You two make me cringe
>>703337336
So does this faggot, bringing his spastic politics into a cringe thread
>>703338092
kek
>>703344962
This is hilarious!
I'm going to copy paste it and use it on Facebook when the right moment strikes, then claim that I came up with it.
>>703344633
That's not cringe. That's how a real man takes a bite of gum
>>703338092
>>703341050
I'm probably gayer than her but not even I would be attracted to that, what the fuck
>>703337371
Stop.
>>703340360
>udder bullshit
>udder
Is this a pun or misspelling?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZzjHQs6vmU
>>703339728
Why so many lemons/limes?
Is this meant for scurvy sufferers?
>>703344316
for furries, death is the only cure.
>>703346617
>>703341050
I don't care who you are or what you think of yourself. You've been added to my folder
>>703346741
Wat
>>703346741
>Bunself
Kek
>>703346741
>bunself
more like lardself
I dare anyone to even try and watch this.
http://youtu.be/Mz3Mi_OZYno
>>703346741
>>703347115
>>703347194
why say bunself when its obvious shes roll-self
buttered rolls at that
>>703338092
>You're
Fucking kill yourself.
>>703347194
>lardself
kek
>>703343264
i mean, if i was dating smeagol, i wouldn't really trust him either
>>703346741
>actuallydivine.
She belives she was a godess in a past life, how much more retarded can you be?
>>703347230
Jesus fucking christ.
some bonus cringe
>>703347230
good god i couldnt even get through 20 seconds of this
>>703347230
Delete this
>>703346741
Actually i could believe the bunself part. She really does look like one.
>>703347470
>smeagol
kek.
>>703337467
You're a summerfag. People have known about /B/ since they announced it on the news. I bet you're one of the people that found /B/ from news reports.
>>703346741
>trans-ethnic
kek
>>703343264
Damn he's beta as fuck. She's a hideous landwhale.
>>703344573
That's not true. Nowadays the individual is sedated.
Are there more pictures of this woman and her teeth?
>>703335833
>>703335298
I agree it isn't cringe but it's still some stupid slut trying to get attention on Facebook
>>703337183
kill yourself tonight bud
>>703347866
you sure thats a woman?
>>703347388
>>703347423
This isn't cring,e this rage.
>>703346741
>self diagnosed
Just gonna go and hang myself now
>>703346617
>>703346661
This is just a fetish, not really cringe unless they try to argue that it's all fine, normal and should be celebrated publically.
>>703339728
how the fuck do you eat that shit? fork? chopsticks? mash and drink? hands and knees? or you just sit on it and syphon up your ass?
>>703348282
you have to throw it on the floor first
>>703347866
What a stupid ugly cunt she is. How dare her say she is pretty on Facebook. Can we destroy her life? I'm a phonefag so I'm useless
>>703347866
brb - cumtributing
>>703335298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXriphg1Yqs
>>703346741
I'd still tap that
Maybe gently graze her whale skull with a shovel first, so I don't have to listen to her crap
>>703348132
They post on nightclub events to ask if they can enter dressed like that.
>>703335298
Honestly I'm really flattered but I'll express my sexuality is heterosexual
>>703347953
I don't care about the sack of flesh around them. I care only to add those teeth to my collection
OC from old school
>>703341050
HAHA, pretty ugly! I would never chat you up, or even smile in your direction...unless you offered me a crap load of money to do so.
>>703346741
so fake
>>703334885
this isn't cringey, she just doesn't enjoy getting hit on by dudes.
Just because all you faggots love dudes tryin to put their dicks in you doesn't mean lesbians have to
>>703347866
there you go son
>>703349109
You're a bit late, mr knight
>>703349109
this is most likely her friend. fucking nigger
>>703340360
>medevil
>redicule
>udder
>common since
>>703348635
bonus fedorafag
>>703334885
I can guarantee that when unattractive girls hit on her that she goes on a rant about men yet again.
>>703339728
why arrange the Doritos so ornately though?
>>703347738
> /B/
> summerfag
Bait?
>>703349336
is his arm floating around the girl ??
>>703349080
>>703349160
This is why I love you /b
Never change
>>703340360
> "babyfur_watch" will be removed and this will become new copypasta
>>703349362
por que se ve bonito amigo
>>703347388
As a brony this disgusts me
>>703345805
I'd say it's a fortuitous spelling error, he doesn't realize his own genius.
>>703348635
>>703346741
ruled over a galaxy? more like she was the galaxy.
>>703349336
>>703349873
fuck off rapist
>>703349751
Here we go again, another fucking dickhead trying to tell me how to live my life, This asshole on here, commenting on my post telling me that im making a big mistake by throwing away my college education just to, quote, "roll around in crapped diapers and meddling in cheap and petty BDSM fetished." Who the fuck do you think you are saying this shit, i swear to the fuckin heavens above if i knew where you were, i would come over, break my foot off in your ass and slice your damn throat. i have enough crap coming from my dad and grandmother about the way im living my life, so i dont need to hear it from some fucking scumbag like you. There are two things you do not fuck with when it comes to me, my friend and my lifestyle. You screw with either one of those things and you're gonna have one pissed off fox on your ass. just becuase im a babyfur doesnt mean that i dont have a dark side, i will go medevil on you if you provoke me. i'm getting fuckin sick and tired of these fuckers thinking that since we're babyfurs that they can push us around and redicule us and not have us fight back. most, if not all of us babyfurs get pissed off if an outside decides to fuck with us. you may not like the fact that we are babyfurs, but you will fucking respect it, that's all we ask anyways. Everyone has their fetishes, and ours just happens to be wearing and using diapers, sucking on pacifiers and bottles, wearing baby clothes and acting like baby's. We aint hurtin no one by doing this, but there are some that are making it seem that way, which is complete and udder bullshit. as far as the BDSM stuff go, so what, i wanna be owned by someone and dommed by them, big deal. keep your fucking comments to yourself if all they're gonna do is gonna piss off whoever your sending it to. Use common since you stupid pricks...oh wait, you dont have any!
>>703348635
/b/ I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart. Nowhere else can a guy with a fucking weird teeth fetish be just accepted as a person
>>703350507
no one cares about you shut up and show us your tits
>>703350507
fixed spelling errors
Here we go again, another fucking dickhead trying to tell me how to live my life, This asshole on here, commenting on my post telling me that im making a big mistake by throwing away my college education just to, quote, "roll around in crapped diapers and meddling in cheap and petty BDSM fetishes." Who the fuck do you think you are saying this shit, i swear to the fuckin heavens above if i knew where you were, i would come over, break my foot off in your ass and slice your damn throat. i have enough crap coming from my dad and grandmother about the way im living my life, so i dont need to hear it from some fucking scumbag like you. There are two things you do not fuck with when it comes to me, my friend and my lifestyle. You screw with either one of those things and you're gonna have one pissed off fox on your ass. just becuase im a babyfur doesnt mean that i dont have a dark side, i will go medevil on you if you provoke me. i'm getting fuckin sick and tired of these fuckers thinking that since we're babyfurs that they can push us around and redicule us and not have us fight back. most, if not all of us babyfurs get pissed off if an outside decides to fuck with us. you may not like the fact that we are babyfurs, but you will fucking respect it, that's all we ask anyways. Everyone has their fetishes, and ours just happens to be wearing and using diapers, sucking on pacifiers and bottles, wearing baby clothes and acting like baby's. We aint hurtin no one by doing this, but there are some that are making it seem that way, which is complete and udder bullshit. as far as the BDSM stuff go, so what, i wanna be owned by someone and dommed by them, big deal. keep your fucking comments to yourself if all they're gonna do is gonna piss off whoever your sending it to. Use common since you stupid pricks...oh wait, you dont have any!
>>703343264
I wonder if he could kill her and blame her for it. I'd buy it.
>>703339728
>so much sauce and dressing
This for people who broke their jaw or something?
>>703350744
> new copypasta achieved
>>703348635
>>703339728
This pisses me off
>>703351043
Don't be. I just have a weird teeth fetish and I'm leaving this thread anyway
>>703339256
KEK
>>703341050
I think she's alright. Kinda qt tbh
>>703348504
I nearly cried with laughter at this wonderful description of shovel-related assault. Thank you.
>>703348509
Seems fine to me - gays are gonna gay. At least they ask and don't just turn up in their fetish gear.
>>703349873
Why are you cunts still around?
>>703350637
thats deep /b/ro
>>703352130
The ride never ends
>>703348282
Use the chips and scoop it up, or eat it with a fork, faggot. It's just fucking ramen and chips with some extra shit. Are you so fucking brain-dead that you don't know how to eat a god damned noodle with some chips? You gigantic nigger cunt, I bet you look at a fucking burrito and ask if you need to use fucking chopsticks. I hope you drown in the juice of a thousand limes and your children are born with brown skin and shitty moustaches, you fucking cuck.
>>703348504
You can't be serious?
>>703349873
bait
>>703347466
AT-AT.jpg
>>703338092
Shiiit
>>703352707
kek
>>703352430
the chips have turned to wet cardboard a log time ago
>>703352130
Because of the magic glitter that comes from our buttholes. It grants immortality.
>>703352661
Topkek
>>703339256
Private, but yet you posted it publicly on FB? Wow.
>>703346617
Is this a deathgrips album cover??
>>703353131
I would not want to eat with that guy... yuck. Does the food fall out of the sides of his mouth?
>>703339728
This could actually prove useful one day. Thanks anon.
Found on 9gag, stupid fag who didn't post vid on /b/ but thinks sending it to her father is a good payback ffs
>>703341050
would bang
>>703343539
Underated post
>>703353863
That actually is good payback
>>703347866
Looks like that kid who made a 4 panel image of before and after haircut but w/E I'm still smiling. Know which one I mean?
>>703341050
The nose knows
>>703347230
Couldnt even last 30 seconds
>>703354298
Maybe in the land of overprotective fathers called murica, I'd rather have thousands of anons jerk off to her as the slut she is, than forcing a we-have-to-talk-about-your-behaviour education lesson from her father
>>703335298
>>703335833
The fact that she posts it as a status is what's cringe.
"Ugh my life sucks - I'm sooooo pretty I just get hit on by everyone, ughhhhh!"
Kill yourselves for defending that attention whoring, humblebrag bullshit.
>>703338092
by the time she gets that message this thread will be 404d dumbass mommy and daddy dont give your dweller nofriends virgin sit at home watch anime and play vidya all day ass enough attention
keep being pathetic
>>703345175
i can relate to that as well. i wouldn't want anybody see me fail in dota on a stream. and i don't even have anxiety disorder, i just want to keep my shittyness to myself.
>>703347466
I live by this building, the Sandler Center for performing arts, i think thats what its called.
>>703353131
>>703349395
~~obviously not bait~~
>>703354811
someone send her some screenshots then
>>703354965
>filename
>>703343264
I wonder what would happen if he told her he was gay all along.
>>703353317
the level of stupidity holy shit
>>703355000
you think she cares what no life beta fucks on a dead site think about her?
>>703338092
feel good?
>>703344916
there is one good song by breaking benjamins, name just escaped me
>>703353834
Jesus
>>703347230
it's just too fucking stupid but I love it
>>703339256
fake, fag
>>703355682
diary of jane, i looked it up in my playlist
>>703339256
>>703341050
How could someone not tell she's a lesbian?
OC cringe here
>>703356396
>OC
you fucking furfag
Gloryhole face.
Jesus christ every thread I go in is full of fucking newfags.
Are we being raided or something?
Lurk moar or fuck off!
>>703351552
it's fine as long as they accept if the answer is no and don't throw a tantrum.
>>703356701
please show me the rule that says i can't post here on my first day.
>>703356882
It's pretty much etiquette that you lurk for a few days/weeks to learn how things are ran around here, and refrain from making an assfag out of yourself.
So, as >>703356701 has stated
> "Lurk Moar"
>>703348635
go to a cringe thread
found out the real cringe was here all along
>>703357423
make me, faggot.
>>703357538
You learn fast newfag, always insult others, faggot.
>>703352502
Shirley
>>703341050
I knew I saw the resemblance
>>703357538
I've been here 7 years and still lurk homo, posting here is asking to show tits, to be called nigger, and for people to generally shit on you. Inb4 more faggotrons show up and make this place even faggier
>>703347738
Pretty sure anon was mad because of the Tumblr reference
>>703358020
if you have truly been here for 7 years you would be able to recognize bait.
>>703358020
You have got to be the cringiest thing in this thread kys
>>703341050
What kind of basement dwellers would hit on that?holly shit
>>703345449
>millennial
>politics
You're fucking retarded
>>703343539
kek
>>703356504
I think he means that he found this and is not the furry in question.
>>703353131
pls .... tell me that is fake (lie)
>>703359286
>>703358020
You're doing a good job at faggoting the place up by yourself, grandpa.
>>703359512
>>703340143
Prison food you fucking retarded piece of shit
>>703353201
kek
>>703340897
Fucking retard
>>703341651
Fucking retard
>>703359575
>>703359581
no it isn't, this is food from some mexican shithole "restaurant"
>>703359722
>>703344316
>the guys in charge
kek
>>703359805
>>703359581
>>703347536
>isnt linking us her fb so we can see for ourselves
fuck you man
>>703358571
>implying you aren't just a butthurt 30+ Y/O
L U L
>>703349873
how do you feel about this?
>>703360002
wtf is with that picture in top right.
>>703352778
underrated cringe
>>703347536
>pansexual (wanting to fuck every gender)
>hates men
>>703349677
this is the evolved form of the hover hand the hover arm he is one step away from becoming hover man
>>703352849
I don't think you'll give someone fat lips when your knuckles are so covered in fat that they actually cushion the blow.
>>703353834
More.
>>703344962
Thank god, new pasta. Phuqqin saved m8, thanks
>>703337371
This annoys me
>>703348635
>>703350637
Papa nito loves you
>>703334885
>>703334885
>>703334885
>>703334885
>>703334885
>>703352942
adam savage is a pedo never knew that
>>703339728
Only in amerifat land could your country produce that whilst mocking other ocubtries for their food.
>>703358020
Show tits nigger
>>703344222
it is. it's called electroconvulsive therapy and is used in some cases of schrizophrenia.
>>703353131
>"uncle Joe why is your misshapen face full of holes?"
>"seemed like a good idea at the time"
>>703359575
>>703362072
surely fake
>>703337371
Holy shit is that the augmentations shot post group?
>>703339728
Stoner food
>>703359746
Ive been to mexico plenty of times. They use vegetable and shit covered in chamoy, hot sauce, lucas and tajin. This is prison spread fucking dumbass. Chips and ramen and mayo? People like you should be shot in the head for the sake of human evolution
>>703352942
I live in Renton. Who is this? We can expose him for the lolz
>>703350744
SENSE... commonfuckingsense you twats..
>>703338092
Successfully cringed, good job
>>703362617
adam savage he used to have some show on discovery channel
>>703361658
not ylyl
>>703361658
only oldfags get this
>>703350621
She looks like she went from age 12 to 47 in half a fucking day.
>>703345805
A lot of people say it thinking that's what it is.
>>703334885
so wheres the cringe op?
>>703353131
Can't eat soup ever again
4 hour old cringe
>>703363220
>OH my god i have so much problems because i'm pretty
>>703363259
i think getting one of these cards is a good enough reason to hit someone
>>703348655
damn... really makes you think
>>703339728
not cringe. id eat the fuck out of that
>>703338092
this is the real cringe
>>703337183 fag alert
>>703363139
Probably true. That came out 23 years ago when I was six.
>you autists will save this, too
>>703346741
so obviously fake
>>703364073
Hard to get oc because everything that's cringe now is seen as the norm so all one would need to do is step outside.
>>703350735
the fact that you didnt get the joke makes me cringe. Kill yourself please
>>703353131
Imagine getting a blowjob from him
>>703352877
you're not funny m8
>>703347388
Two fags. Nazis did nothing wrong
>>703350067
I just fucking jerked off hard to this
>>703338092
Good, maybe then she'll get rid of the fucking comic sans
>>703360213
literally almost threw up in my mouth.
>>703363625
this happened today??
>>703347388
>>703347423
DELET THIS
>>703341050
Uncanny
Made it more relevant
Here we go again, another fucking cracka ass honkey trying to tell me how to live my life, This asshole on here, commenting on my post telling me that im making a big mistake by throwing away my college education just to, quote, "become the best rapper there is, and make hella money" Who the fuck do you think you are saying this shit, i swear to the fuckin heavens above if i knew where you were, i would come over, break my foot off in your ass and slice your damn throat. i have enough crap coming from my mother and grandmother about the way im living my life, so i dont need to hear it from some fucking honkey like you. There are two things you do not fuck with when it comes to me, my niggas and my lifestyle. You screw with either one of those things and you're gonna have one pissed off nigga on your ass. just because I'm a nigga doesnt mean that i dont have a dark side, i will go gorrila on you if you provoke me. i'm getting fuckin sick and tired of these crackers thinking that since we're niggers that they can push us around and ridicule us and not have us fight back. most, if not all of us niggers get pissed off if an whitey decides to fuck with us. you may not like the fact that we are niggers, but you will fucking respect it, that's all we ask anyways. Everyone has their imperfections, and ours just happens to be wearing Gucci flip flops, sipping on colt 45 and 2 zig zags, wearing nigga clothes and acting like nigga's. We aint hurtin no one by doing this, but there are some that are making it seem that way, which is complete and udder bullshit. as far as the Black Life's Matter stuff go, so what, i don't wanna be shot by someone and killed by them, big deal. keep your fucking comments to yourself if all they're gonna do is gonna piss off whoever your sending it to. Use common since you stupid cracker's...oh wait, you dont have any!
>>703345698
dunno why i kek'd at the filename
>>703338092
Why do you newfags do these things? Is it supposed to be funny? Is it supposed to make people angry? Why do you feel being a rat is cool?
>>703345698
Faggot kill yourself
>>703353863
>my girlfriend of three years
>>703363346
How did you change the color on yours
>>703344962
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>703353131
Not going to lie its a dumb thing to do but I think it look kind of cool
>>703365249
>05/03/16
did mummy teach you dates?
>>703347230
Well, i lasted for a surprising 1:42 ! The left and right are out of sync... also furries... growse!
>>703341050
>>703347230
1:52... That's how long I lasted
You can literally watch any youtube video regarding the rec room and watch socially retarded people get ignored and end up sitting alone in a corner or get bullied while trying to socialize.. This is so sad..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpFV4kGOrDQ
>>703358020
Closest thing to OC cringe in this thread is you my friend
>>703366144
And I thought I was bad.
