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Gf asleep. What do?
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Pull her top off. Wake her up with sex.
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show puss
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>>703328588
Oh, its dubs...
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Show feet please
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>703328588
Dubs have to be delievered
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sharpie in the pooper
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>>703328588
come on, show puss
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>>703328493
pee on her
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pull the strap of her top down
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>>703328800
>>703328588
double dubs of puss
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Feet and toes! Tops and bottoms!
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>>703328493
Show us her belly
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Here's what you should do OP, actually deliver. Fucking fag
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>>703328800
2nd dubs, God wants to see her puss
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>>703328493
This thread... >>703324464
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>>703328800
>>703328800

dubs dubs confirms all
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rub her tits. showing puss is a bit much. could wake her up...unless shes been drinking all night
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Gotta go slow. Fucking cats are being noisy as shit and made her move, legs are closed now
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Plsss
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Eat an orange
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abandon puss shown. do dick on lips
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>>703329099
keep going keep going
dubds demands go go go
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Show her tits.
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>>703329099
Show belly from the side
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Wake her up and tell her your name is Hugh Mungus
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it's like that italian restaurant, I order puss and I need to wait the puss
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ass cheek against lip
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>>703329099
we got 2 dubs to show stinkyhole
and 1 dubs for milksacks
so do something OP
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Make a coffe and put a blanket on her....and rape
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>>703329099
do tits first if it's easier
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cum on hair
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>>703329099

is she a cutter?
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>>703328493
put your cock at her mouth. this should be easy
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>>703329013
She has been but shes just taking a catnap right now. Her eyes are closed but blinking and she slightly smiles when i kiss her so shes not deep into sleep. Fuck you cats
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>>703329099
Show more belly
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>>703328493
wake her up by smacking her in the face with your non erect dick.
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>>703329414
This
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dickk on lips
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>>703328493
Put her on a diet
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First and foremost show tits, move her arm off slowly then pull shirt down. Easy
Don't be a fag OP, deliver
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OP, show us anything so we can fap, anything
puss, asshole, tits, belly, fingers, female skin
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dixck on lips
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>>703328493
show feets
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>>703329362
this

also show feet
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dick on lips
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Taking it slow because shes on brink of waking up
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fucking dick on lips
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diick on liips
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>>703329725
good good good OP
you're doing good
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your dick on her lips
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>>703329725
Fat bitch
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>>703328493
Dick on her mouth
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vag and feet, bro
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lips on dick
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>>703328493
Cum on face
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dick on the lips
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As long as my cat stops fucking with the blinds, going to ease her pants down
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le dick on le lips
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>>703329833
oh look, a virgin.
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dicklips
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>>703329932
dude seriously tho, show feet before waking her up!
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>>703329932
I'd rape her chubby little ass.
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get your dick out, and put it on her lips
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>>703329932
Fuck that, rip them fucking pants off, shove dick in her mouth when she wakes up, tell her she knows what time it is.
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>>703330006
Off by 6
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>>703328493
Show bewbs
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>>703329932
good good good good good good
nice gf you have there
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>>703329255
Tits
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make her lips touch your dick
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>>703329893
Roll
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>>703329932
I love this kinda stuff. Would you take requests and make creep pics and such in exchange for $$ or giftcards or something like that??
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>>703329965
She's fat for fuck's sake.
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>>703330061
Then how are we all going to enjoy seeing that? You didn't plan ahead before trying to sound alpha
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wish your dick was on her lips
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>>703328493
Give her a shitler.
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Jee
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roll dick on lips
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>>703330200
Dubs hath spoketh
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Pour water down neck and scream that there's a fire in the kitchen take a pic of her reaction
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[email protected]
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>>703330163
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>>703330200
DICK
I
C
K
ON
N
LIPS
I
P
S

!
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Neighbors are stomping around upstairs. Her eyes opened briefly. Fuck me right?
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What's with all of these faggots who want to see OPs dick?
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>>703330200
Winrar. OP stop trying to take of her pants and do this first
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I'm a pathetic foot fag. Nut on feet.
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>>703330275
bullshit

now put your dick on her lips
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>>703330275
nono, you are doing good agent OP
focus, focus on your mission
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Keep going, she's probably in a light state of sleep. Doesn't mean she's about to wake up
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>>703330200
LIPS WITH DICK! DO IT OP
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>>703330275
Hey bro that's kinda rape, she didn't consent
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Guys! He's about to show her puss! Be patient!
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MURDER HER
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>>703330200
Do this first
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>>703330200
STOP IGNORING WHAT THE DUBS ARE REQUIRING YOU TO DO , GET YOUR DICK OUT AND PUT IT ON HER LIPS
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>>703330461
Shes told me repeatedly shes fine with me doing stuff to her in her sleep. When she wakes up she asks if i made a thread for her and she browses them. Say hi
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You're all like a bunch of ducks
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>>703330544
thats cool, wassup girl
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>>703330544
H! i why Is ur bf such a faggot?
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>>703330544
Hi.... do you like me?
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>>703330200
nice trips too. hooray for dicks on lip
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>>703328493
wake her up and tell her to get the fuck out.
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>>703330544
cuck
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>>703330544
Hi! When are you due?
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Was pulling them down more. She woke up, gave a pissed off look, and pulled them back up. RIP
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>>703330544
Sure she approves it, why the hell then are you so scared waking her up?
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>>703330602
I feel like you're trying to tell a joke, but you forgot to include the punchline.
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>>703330544
Then why the fuck are you being stealthy? Rip off her pants and tell her to smile for /b/tards
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>>703330544
Tell her to play along if she wakes up
Give us her kik or sc
????????
Profit
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>>703330680
yank em down and start fucking her then post vid
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>>703330680
Just wake her up and beg her for sex
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Just fucking nut on her already.
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>>703330680
Jerk off, cum on her face. Make a webm of you cumming and her reaction. Post here. Or be a fag and die. Your choice op
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>>703330680
cum on face as a punishment
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>>703330718
Learn biology retard. Ducks rape in flocks, even their penis is like a corkscrew so the female has a harder time getting of the D while being raped.
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>>703330721
Because she doesnt want to be woken up if shes fuckin sleeping. She just wants me to do what i want without waking her up. Dig?
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https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin

fat bitch
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>>703330749
this
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>>703330680
Go on!
God demands it.
Fucking pull it down
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Bullshit thread, show us tits pussy or dick on lips faggot
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>>703330830
Do it fag
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>>703330859
No dig rapist
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>>703330773
>beg
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>>703330830
Roll
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>>703330943
Yep. OP is clearly a beta cuck
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jizz in her eyes
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>>703330680
She has popeye forearms
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I had a GF I would touch in my sleep, sometimes she jacked me off while sleeping. Another GF would get me hard and ride me in my sleep.

Guess I'm a heavy sleeper
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http://cheesespin.net/
go on this site
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shit in her mouth
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Slit her throat, hang her upside down and drain the blood into a large container. Flush it down the toilet then chop her up into smaller chunks. Get a container for each chunk and fill with bleach. Freeze each container for around 3-5 days. Once the freezing process is complete, take each out individually and smash with a hammer into smaller pieces and flush down a toilet. Keep doing this until the body is disposed of completely.
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throat fuck her.
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>>703330442
nice
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>>703331079
Fuck off cunt.
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>>703330749
any got any porn along these lines?
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>>703328493
holy fuck look at them arm cankles
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>>703330984
He is a virgin asshole, who likes to share his chubby GF who doesn't wanna have sex with him, OP is a looser
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puke on her
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>>703331132
roll
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break her index fingers
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>>703330680
Bring her some food OP. Make her feast for us please
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>>703330163
lol not like you could get any one better
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>>703331300
WINRAR
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>>703331300
winrar
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kiss her gently on the forehead then punch her in the pussy
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>>703331132
Roll
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>>703331356
SO CLOSE *SOBS*
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>>703331300
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>>703331300
Winrar

OP do this, make her stuff her face
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op is a fag confirmed
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>>703331388
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>>703331388
This count?
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fist her asshole with both hands
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>>703331488
check em
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>>703331488
Shit son
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>>703331550
That's not how this works. You have to say check em when rolling, not after. Fucking newfag.
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>>703331488
Fucking brutal
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>>703331300
OP are you kill?

Do this
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>>703330680
She its cold, turn heat up
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>>703331597
check em
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kill yourself
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>>703331488
if this is not granted then you suck off her ex and post vid
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Cum on face OP. You started well but now you are slowing down.
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Force her to eat some eggs.
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cum on her face quit being a faggot bro
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>>703331658
What a newfag. You can't even get dubs.
>check em
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>>703331597
suck my mangina niggerlover
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>>703331679
>>703331734

THIS.NOW.
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>>703330275
just the right amount of chub tbh
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I asked her if she wanted food. She said no and passed back out. More jiffy pop for me
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>>703330749
this is pretty much the only other option
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>>703331791
Moron

Just bring the food to her anyway
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>>703330680
>tattoo
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
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>>703331488
i demand satisfaction
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>>703331791
Put some popcorn in her pussy.
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put ur dick into her lips
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>>703331488
>>703331899
The dubs are demanding it
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>>703331924
rerolling for 999
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>>703331866
WINRAR
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>>703331791
Ok fuck this. Post a pic of her tits from your archive
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put your dick on her forehead take pic and send it to her parents
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>>703328493

Cover with blanket and let sleep peacefully.
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>>703331924
reroll
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>>703331791
pull her pants down and massage her ass while sending us pics
then slowly strip her more
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>>703331899
Check 'em.
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>>703331791
can see see that ass ? don't gotta pull down the pats if you can't
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>>703331791
I really loveee this kinda stuff. Will you take creep requests and such in private, in exchange for $$ or giftcards or whatever you like?
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i need to see butthole. Preferably hers.
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>>703331871
idiot
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cum in her nostrils
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>>703331679
Roll
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pull out a chunk off her hair
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She's dime
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Rolling for see her pussy hair
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>>703332133

Aye
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Fart in her mouth
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FEED HER!!!
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break her right arm
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>>703332206
This. Post reaction.
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i just wanna see her ass pants on or off
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>>703332246
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Cum in her hair
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>>703330200
Do this
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poke her in the eye with your dick as hard as you can.
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>>703330461
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we got dubs for cuming on her face do it op
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>>703332344
winrar
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Gonna cover her up, give her a kiss, and get her some coffee, water, ibuprofen, and breakfast. Will post some nudes from the archive shortly
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>>703332655
good, be fast
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>>703332344
>>703331899
>>703331488
nigga i got all these dubs. i demand satisfaction
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>>703332655
got any creepshots of her?
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Filename, guys
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>>703332366
Implying I'm a white knight because I don't consent rape. Real edgy retardo
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op is a fag.
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>>703332655
Make sure it's a big breakfast

Like huge
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fake thread, op is a faggot who stole from another thread. get a life lol
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>>703332001
>>703332655

Fuck yes, I won
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>>703332884
No one consents to rape faggot that's the point
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>>703332867
>>703332918
open puss
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>>703332867
more in this same position please
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>>703332918
What a waste of food. All those 1960s cords are also triggering me.
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>>703332918
put your dick on her face take pic make said pic your profile photo on facebook for 2 weeks
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>>703332984
Well he could go to jail for this shit if she wakes up and get's pissed
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>>703332916
Don't forget, sage goes in all fields
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>>703333110
OP; puss pics from archive. you are not a faggot
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hang yourself
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>>703333110
Op why is she sleeping, did you bore her to sleep or use roofies?
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>>703332918
She looks slimmer there

Are you making her gain weight?
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>>703333110
would you. Just. fucking. put your cock on her face?!
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close up of face?
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>>703333110
ok since you proved you are legit, yank her pants down and fuck her
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>>703333185
Sadly I have no puss pics. They've been on my to-do list, but she's very self conscious of her roast beef
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>>703331597
Lurkmoar newfag and stfu
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>>703333233
A nigger dick would
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>>703333110
Pussy or riot
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>>703333268
that's nice - you are clearly not a faggot.
have a nice day
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>>703333333
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send dickpic to her mother
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On the road again
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tell her you're gay and ask her to fuck you with a strap on and then leave her for another man
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>>703333097
Sure op will do it
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>>703333481
is she like 99% percent of your time sleeping?
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make her some tea and scold her with it
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>>703333481
puss pics?
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>>703329854
gtfo /b/ fucking freak. No one gives a shit about your fucking feet fetish. Go back to m@ster-ch@n
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stick a peeled apple in her asshole
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>>703333616
Nah, I just mainly take pics when she's sleeping. I have a sleep creep fetish. She's cool with it, but doesn't like being woken up while I'm creeping. However, she does like being woken up to sex. So the stealth is a key factor in getting the clothes off
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puke in her mouth
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bite her left nipple off
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>>703333792
sounds like fun in the morning
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break her nose
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>>703333481
good thread OP... ;) ur girl is amazing
Please..post more nudes
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give her a treat you know she hates
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stick her right foot in your asshole
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>>703333792
It is. Sometimes she wakes up and sees me creeping and just goes back to sleep. We have designated shorts/panties she wears if she's wanting to get sleepcreeped on. Believe it or not we met in a 4chan area code thread 3 years ago and have been dating for a while now
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cut off her clitoris
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tea bag her
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>>703334165
damn mate shes looks hot , say got a kik or snap ?
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>>703333481
OP you're a lucky man, she looks hot and looks like she would be a great fuck. Nice perfect ass. I would bury my face in her ass if I were you. If she's a little dirty that's fine also.
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squirt lemon in her pussy
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>>703334130
keep it going with her
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piss on her
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>>703333481
Do you ever fuck her when she's awake?
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shit into her mouth
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>>703334165
I'm gonna try one last time, because this is great; i'm a big sleep/creep fan aswel, but have no one to creep on at the moment. Would you take requests in private, or just let me watch while you creep on her in exchange for whatever you like? ($$ or giftcards)
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>>703328493
Reported to FBI for rape. Enjoy being in the pokey, faggot
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>>703333481
OP you're a creepy fucking degenerate cunt.

The fact that this dumb bitch is ok with this for some reason doesn't make you less of a fucking weirdo. I'm guessing she got molested as a child or some shit? Those dodgy tattoos scream underclass white trash.

Sleep creeping is basically a couple of steps away from Necrophilia.

KYS
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>>703334305
Why would I do that?
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>>703333792
this is my GF exactly would love to trade privatley
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>>703334401
:^)
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have a black man rape her
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>>703328493
bring her a glass of ice water. when she wakes up, give it to her.
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>>703334542
u have any pussy photo?
;)
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OP, i really appreciated your thread.
You started with a time stamp (2nd you posted later wasn't needed) and delievered.
Would definitely visit your threads again.
keep going.
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mfw this isn't my life
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>>703334542
Knitted shorts?

Fucking millennials man
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>>703334401
What's your MySpace? We can be friends. I want to go camping with you.
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do the diet coke menthos thing into her asshole
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>>703334911
winrar
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>>703334966
DOUBLE KILL
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>>703334777
Very lucky clothing critic, you are.
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>>703334880

It was shit when the guy you stole it from posted it and it's shit now.

Feel free to end your life
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>>703333106
Get the fuck out of here faggot. Go fuck your ass with a roll of quarters
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>>703334711
Thank you sir. I tried to creep but too many negative factors were in play. They can't all be zingers. There will be more threads in the near future, keep an eye out
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>>703333110
Dude are you gonna sleep on that pillow until it gets shitty then return it?! Take the fucking plastic off before you die
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>>703335109
So.....is that a no?
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>>703335323
We just got it 5 hours ago. Her drunk idea was to put a blanket over it rather than take the plastic off, but of course the blanket slid off
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>>703329833
Wasted dubs...
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>>703335478
Haha well I guess its asking quite a bit to have a hot chick that's cool with a sleep fetish and be intelligent lol
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OP how old is she?
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>>703331709
Underrated post
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>>703335680
Not much call for intelligent thinking down at the trailer park
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>>703335736
No
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>>703328493
show her this video and have an intelligent discussion afterwards https://youtu.be/sZBA1W1S3uc
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>>703331488
hitler get cheked
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pee on her.
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>>703332818
This...
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>exposing your gf
What a cuck. Hope she dumps your ass
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