YLYL
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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YLYL
>>703325111
Squat barefoot, and comfortable on the toilet. You can even undress your pants and make yourself very comfortable.
Sthraighten up your back, relax your anus. Sense the full bowel, the pressure of it inside you, and the desire and the need to get rid of it. Feel the pressure of the thighs on the abdomen,
And think: I am shitting! I am shitting! The shit is rolling out of me in huge quantities! An unending turd sliding through my anus! AAAH I can feel it! Its' comming out! Its going! I can shit! I can shit! I can not stop shitting! And so on... find your own expressions. You have to feel the shit actually coming out of you. Relax and open your anus, sigh with relief, immagining and feeling over and again the sensation of the stool passing through the hole and falling out. You have to see it, live it.You have to be absolutely positive that the shit will come out. As if you were done already.
At the point when you feel that it is about to come out - raise your arms high up, almost to the point of bending backwards, (this position helps physicaly to eliminate without pushing) and shit. It will come out. If not on the first time, than next time, or the next. But if you try hard to do it, you will succeed.
It is important that you do not think "I must shit, I must shit." The word "must" is a no no.
You only CAN shit as much as you want.
It is like an art, and it is not easy, but the suffering of constipation can help you to become an artist.
>>703325195
cool cosplay
>>703327056
this gif has been in a shit ton of ylyls recently and i still dont get it :/
>>703327192
>>703327192
It's butts.
>>703327305
oh man thats pretty good
>>703327192
well, then you're retarded. Gtfo.
there is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish
>>703327719
What a cheetah.
>>703326230
I love this gif, but I hate that the dog that is thrown is a toy.
>>703327891
its a joke.
>>703327499
bathsalt
>>703325248
Activated almonds
>>703327976
I know. I always laugh out loud literally
>>703327201
Those fucktards who walk on the fucking road instead of pedestrian walkway deserve much worse treatment.
>>703328121
and I figuratively build a boat and shit my pants.
>>703327886
>>703325977
oh shit it works , why no one told me before
>>703328289
>>703328175
are you aware those subhumans are attacking trucks this way ? i hope truck drivers will start playing carmageddon with them soon
>>703327630
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee get out
>>703328175
They're trying to jump on to the lorries to enter the UK.
>>703328432
Sauce?
>>703327886
thats coyote
>>703327795
is that king of internet ?
>>703328651
>>703328724
Hyena
>>703328651
you're a sad little man. have a chuckle mate, it won't kill you
>>703328782
gg
thread is dead
>>703328776
he died for our sins
>>703328651
And you're one of those shit critics that nobody cares what your opinions are
>>703328948
say what you want but this seems like a very difficult thing to do.
you know whats sad thing , content of this thread is average but still its one of best ylyl threads last 2 years
>>703328801
thats clearly dingo
>>703327139
I actually found this funny.
>>703329136
thats only because the bar has been lowered so dramatically.
>>703326059
Oh holy shit, this may be why I can't get a job
>>703328621
God, don't tell me those are refugees.
>>703327139
rip him
>>703327139
kek
>>703325358
CUNNNNT ...fucking got me straight away!!
>>703325474
CUNNNNNNT...and a 'fuckin' gain...
>>703328948
that's amazing
>>703327192
It's a scene from jurassic park
>>703325111
lost instantly
>>703329331
It's some based Hungarian truck driver trying to run over some refugees in Calais.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jt1-TYSH4s
>>703325977
>>703328011
His son fucked his wife so he cut his own dick off
>>703329047
sauce on this one?
>>703327795
stupid time to be planking...
>>703329331
is this bait ? those are illegal immigrants from africa and middle east called "refugees" (by politically correct worthless whores) trying to stop trucks on french side to get inside and to get to UK
http://cheesespin.net/
YLYL here too
>>703329483
Yes I too remember when the Assassaurus Rex attacked the children, truly one of modern films greatest achievements.
>>703325332
>>703329498
>Fffpppttptppptttffftpptptt
>>703329130
I actually know this guy. I worked with him in Hanoi for three years in the technology industry. He said that even though he'd held his job for twenty years, he couldn't afford the complex operation to remove all that skin. We kept in touch after I went back to Australia, but we've since drifted our separate ways. Last I heard, he'd moved into a house on Sesame Street with a guy named Ernie
>>703325977
Dubs confirms
>>703328690
same
>>703327305
underrated
>>703328168
kek
>>703328955
wit whats happening
>>703325977
BUT THIS GETS U BANNED LOL
>>703325977
this is amazing. the things i can do now are almost overwhelming. you are a real hero hacker boi.
>>703328643
there's always a disgusting degenerate faggot requesting source for this disgusting shit
kill yourself
>>703325312
KIAI! KIAI!
Spinning back kick champ here.
>>703329722
Oh my fucking god
>>703329722
you DIRTY dirty cunt...fucking ace got me big time...
>>703329047
Sauce?
>>703325111
If no one else will check these trips, I guess I'll have to.
>>703329934
>>703325695
Good god.
>>703329806
shite mary mother of god i've dropped all me sheckals.
>>703329130
>theme_hospital.jpg
>>703329934
Replying.
>>703328651
Show your dick to your mom, she'll find it hilarious
>>703327410
WHAT THE FUCK
>>703325977
What does this actually do? You can run shit from a text box, can you?
>>703329985
some pedos arent even suttle and even the kid knows
>>703329764
really not funny, quite sad.
>>703329985
read his lips...
ITS BAD MAN!!
>>703328115
Kek
>>703329934
cant risk!!
>>703328175
You know the origins of the word "police"?
>>703325977
>>703328334
function show_alert value="Show User" eval("x=10;y=20;document.write(x*y)");
>>703330038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaPf-MRKITg
>>703325248
he ha he lookm like nut
>>703327305
Minor lel
>>703329130
>pppfppfppppfpfppfppftpfpf
>>703328332
I'm not laughing, but my dick is diamonds.
>>703329884
>
Fucking her navel.
>>703330285
to be honest from what i remember if you type that ....... damn ill just tell you if your post contains 4 certain letters and ( you ban yourself
>>703329624
Just in case you weren't making a joke, he was tased
>>703330325
>Hm... But what is the origin of the word "Gook"?
>>703330287
>suttle
>>703330648
dick or ball kick?
>>703330550
>>703329047
Found sauce: horny_slut_rides_her_boyfriend_while_gaming_-_camsex6969
on xnxx
>>703330524
Feminism in a nutshell
>>703327192
You'll get it when you're older
>>703330720
looks like she included the whole gang, mate.
>>703329541
Story?
>>703328643
http://www.ashemaletube.com/model/sasha-shatalova-4232/
>>703330612
Someone who misinterprets c with g
>>703330720
stupidest question of today
>>703330831
wtf does that mean
>>703330919
Feminism, nuts.
It's a good pun
>>703330799
snek bit himself with venom ?
>>703329985
Sick motherfucker. Stick to loli you troll fuck.
You can only fuck real ones if you're super hot.
>>703330375
It's every niggers last word
>>703331029
XD "real ones"
>>703325111
https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin
>>703329722
This should accompany the pic.
>>703330841
hahahaha wut , wait
you think when people get old they start watching movies from 90s 80s etc ? im afraid it doesnt work like that
>>703331029
You know that I'm not in that webm right? Sometimes we post things saved by others
>>703331003
>young einstein
>einstein
Lost
>>703331060
It literally comes from the (ancient) Greek word for "city"(polis)
>>703325757
LUL
>>703329985
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Looks like Dan "the chinaman with the lolI van" Schneider
>>703330799
is snek ded?
>>703328776
No, im the King of Internet.
>>703331029
>implying 3d loli don't want a fat, gross, neckbeard oniichan to fuck them gently
>>703329934
anybody got sauce for thumbnail pic?
>>703329999
Nice numbers friend
>>703330038
Almost got me
>>703330119
What an idiot. I love how he thinks he's ok because he's got it turned away from people when in fact it makes it even easier to see in the window. I hope someone called him out on this too embarrass him.
>>703331425
Exactly
>>703331018
bethesda ragdoll
>>703327201
Where i live the citty put in Sidewalks, pbut they still walk in the road
>>703330648
wish she would just kick him right in the bollox!!
>>703331635
Toxic
>>703325111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czpTj0XjOGQ
>>703325248
Yet a one year old chimpanzee is still five times stronger. Man, we're just shit.
>>703331538
nvm, found it
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5642748922619
>>703331003
Solvay!!
I remember it well!
>>703331018
>>703331355
I think it's having a heat stroke and dies. I could have sworn I read about it on Wikipedia and there's a specific name for it.
>>703330809
thx for that
>>703328175
The proud fighters of polis station...it's a shame the Communists attacked
>>703330799
Snake? Snake!! Snaaaaakeee!!!
>>703331752
gorillas remove trees with their bare hands to make a comfy place to sleep
>>703330524
They're perfect though
>>703328948
Looks like Putin. I bet he could do it
>>703329934
repliers
>>703325111
So I just found this..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSy4y2TOtQY&feature=youtu.be
>>703329722
HAHAHAHA
>>703328948
Would be better if a thai hooker was shooting the balls out of her vagoo
>>703330235
sauce, please
>>703329934
>>703325358
I'd fuck it
>>703331868
I tried looking it up. Best I got so far was seizure which I still think was caused by over heating.
>>703331763
MODS
>>703332217
Dude..
>>703331175
Dan "mini man" Schneider
I know this is fake but okay
>>703325977
>>703326059
function show_alert value="Show User" eval("x=10;y=20;document.write(x*y)");
>>703327499
No, really, what fucking happened here? Why did he do it? Why does everyone else give no fucks? Who filmed it?
>>703332272
lost it
>>703327999
That's a famous Australian footballer too stupid to not piss in his own mouth.
>>703330524
What's dumb is she's pretty hot... just fucking insane.
>>703332179
serving the ball? that would certainly make for a great gif
>>703330115
That fucking doll man...
>>703329469
What game is this?
>>703330382
newfag xD
>>703330217
>Robin Williams
>too far
>>703330524
What the fuck is this webm? When I try and play it in vlc it just instantly closes
>>703325195
who is that ?
>>703332217
>>703332760
>>703329469
Game?
>>703332808
>>703325195
Bebop or Rocksteady?
>>703332840
>>703325195
>>703330524
https://twitter.com/Aella_Girl
>>703328533
jej
>>703332554
or sometimes you ate something that caused you gastrointestinal stress and if you didn't fart you'd have even worse stomach pain. What's worse is she posted a pic of the poor guy. Unless he dropped his pants, spread his cheeks and blasted her in the face she should fuck off.
>>703331076
propane's a hell of a drug
>>703325695
now this is shitposting!
>>703325892
K*htjwhs Sq absb ek
>>703332713
iFag detected. It's some chick that starts acting weird af while her tits are out. She looks crazy too.
>>703332908
she's an aspergers?
>>703332929
At least shinji looks fucking the same as in the anime.
>>703331251
>>703330799 >>703331018 >>703331355 >>703331946 >>703331635 >>703331868 >>703331698 >>703332237
check this version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIxsjxr8cQQ
>>703333069
Thanks. And yea I'm on my phone because I'm too comfy in my bed :')
>>703332851
That looks like a Shadowrun Cos to me. A real cool one too!
>>703327959
look at his feathers tho, he get shitted on daily
>>703330799
Open the webm and play some black metal over it
saving this boring ass thread
>>703328533
Oh jesus, you got me, friendo. Kekkling softly.
>>703328332
That sounds so fucking hot.
>>703330644
Lost
>>703326908
When you nutted and he's still sucking
>>703332371
i read somewhere that they had kidnapped his son and that he had to cut of his own dick to get him back
>>703329999
Beautiful quads browski
mommy must be proud of her qt 3.14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sc30LUGuHc
>>703328533
>>703329164
Holy shit I once jacked it to that years ago when I was desperate and forgot about it. Thanks anon.
>>703330883
Idiots + slender man. One on the right is hot though.
>>703329858
Fuck you
>>703331539
fuck kek
>>703330382
Ya fell for it
>>703327410
oh dude fuck
that's the first video in a long long time to get me unnerved
is he on drugs and thinks something is in his eye
what the fuck man
fuck.
I'm like "just stop it, fuck, why is he??"
Almost could not watch to the end
>>703328094
This explains a lot.
>>703327959
>not life.webm
>>703331251
Won't lie, I smiled at least.
>>703327959
What its like to work for a jew>>703327959
4chan actually 10 year olds
>>703328332
>a hundred tiny blonde girls being raped simultaneously by a horde of baboons
So Sweden is hosting the 2016 Roman Games.
>>703328643
TS Twink Party 2
>>703333430
Old, but good.
>>703333430
Wish he posted the reactions too.
Some of the fat girls probably like it for the attention.
>>703329934
Can't risk.
>>703325695
>/b/
>>703328332
history repeats itself, hello sweden
my shirt tastes like bodywash
>>703328432
Thats the wrong kind of teamwork
>>703328332
Chuckled a little. It's good to know that the ancients had a way to get their CP beast porn.
>>703325695
Now this is podracing
>>703330644
the truck in nice didn't have blood on it, show me a pic
>>703334408
This is why cats are sacks of shit worthless ass pets.
>>703327630
I agree
>>703328168
I hope this isn't real. It makes me want to weep.
>>703334748
are you trying to imply that the cat did this?
>>703331182
A true classic
>>703331182
Wow that really turned me on
Seriously
>>703333669
I almost feel sorry for black people. They are a joke, a sexual novelty at best. Like a new dildo or a "meme". Most of the time they are brought up they are done so because of this or crime. They are pretty much stripped of all positive human characteristics. A novel sex toy at best, and an AIDS ridden thug at worst. And the saddest thing is, on average, black people don't have large cocks. That has to make many black teens feel like shit.
Are there any black anons out there that hate this stereotype? Or do you like it because it is at least a step up from an AIDS ridden thug?
>>703331374
This is bullshit. Alton Brown should be Jesus in this last supper
>>703332117
I know those feels
>>703330235
Sauce?
>>703334309
Topkek
>>703330524
>calm your tits, bitch.
>>703332117
this happened to me once except the liquid was grey, I was vomiting the same liquid at the same time too, it was some kind of stomach virus and I was better after about 3 days.
>>703328289
Bahahahaha! A pile of fucking banana peals. Lost right here.
>>703329985
That's Justin Wong, Street Fighter and MVC legend! And that's his little sister, so relax you fucking idiots.
