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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYZ_Radglhw
Cirno claim
Also, check these STRONGETs:
>>703319966
>>703319999
Miho claimed
>>703319924
>POMF
>>703320274
Welcome back
https://youtu.be/gsoNl0MzDFA
QOTT:On a scale of 1-10 how mentally fucked are you?
>>703320344
Good job 9ball.
>>703319759
Shockingly, it's never the fact that i get hit that does me in, so much as it's the fact that i get too focused on doing sik drifts in my B-32 and I end up in the middle of the enemy team at their base before I even realize it. Then I end up getting slammed by half of them all at once.
>Worth it for the drifts though
>>703320119
Does it really matter?
Both aussies and Brits are annoying
>>703320367
Probably a lot, considering the fact I still have issues that haven't been diagnosed yet,
>>703320367
About a 4. Im pretty numb.
Claim, nighty folks!
>>703320367
Oh, that depends really. Depression and possible Dysphoria can be anything between a 2 and a 10.
How much would you say?
>>703320367
1 shockingly. Unless I'm having a bit of a down mood, then maybe about about a 3.
>>703320366
Thank you.
It looks like I am stuck here after all.
>>703320367
0, I'm the best.
>>703320367
And what do these numbers represent? I want to say something high but I doubt it should be higher than 3.
I'm nowhere close to a psychopath and there's people out there that are VERY fucked up.
I'm the biggest hypocrite of 2016.
>>703320681
>>703320678
Shush Snackbar, you're at least a 4.
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
>>703319865
After watching the whole series, yeah it was really enjoyable.
Can't tell if it's worth or not.
I don't really look for a specific job, I mean, I'd like to find something restaurant related, but almost everything is acceptable if I can bring home money with it.
>>703320075
Well that sucks. I should look that up.
I would if I could, the problem is that I have to wait because exams aren't open yet, so I have to wait before applying for it.
>>703320367
I'd say 2, depends on how things goes around me.
>>703320714
You get the award for caring the most
>>703320678
Yes, yes you are.
>>703320753
>tfw glasses work just as good on Karen as they do on Homu.
>>703320714
HOTY.
>>703320367
>On a scale of 1-10 how mentally fucked are you?
Ï€ hundred
I'm never gonna die with you
(I'm never gonna die with you)
And you're never gonna die with me
(And you're never gonna die with me)
This is how it's going to be
A complication between you and me
Cause Im never gonna die with you
>>703320344
Cirnobyl
>>703320374
Sick drifts a best
>>703320379
Hello Chara
>>703320398
True
>>703320505
You can't be that bad
>>703320582
I don't want to talk about me I just wanted to know about you guys
>>703320629
Pretty good mayne
>>703320678
Bong
>>703320681
1 being average, 5 being "I've killed for my waifu" 10 being the guy from Saw, Ed Gein or Dahmer.
>>703320714
We know
Is Lightning 2d enough?
>>703320565
Night, Anonon!
>>703320899
You know I am, good morning Homuchan. Or afternoon actually. Did you do anything today?
>>703320782
Impossible! Where's your proof? I'm mentally sound and tons of fun.
>>703320923
Hello Galil. I know you don't want to talk about yourself, but you misunderstood.
I said I could be anything between 2 and 10. What would you say I am?
>>703320923
Well I mean
I already got depression, paranoia, social anxiety, anger issues and some other shit i forgot that's diagnosed
>>703320674
Not that its a bad thing. Some of us appreciate you.
https://youtu.be/Mf4_LB32M6Q
>>703320899
I have glasses too
>
>>703321041
Evening kebab :^)
Amane claimed. Tell me what your waifu has done to the save the world from having a third world war.1
>>703321097
Nice "glasses", straya.
>>703321115
She spread peace and happiness.
>>703321078
Is this character actually a dude?
Their name is "Felix", isn't it?
>>703321108
This is rarely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlJf2l5tcD0
>>703321086
>Splash
>>703321041
Hey Karen look, a skyscraper!
>>703321115
Erased the World altogether. So there could be no world war 3
>>703320348
What is POMF suppose to mean?
Claimed.
>>703320785
It must be worth it. But what do I know?
Open to any job is a good way to find one. Restaurants are something that seems enticing to try, at the same time, people, dumb people to be specific are the reason I never applied to one.
>>703321199
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>703321270
Landing on a soft place.
>>703321115
Been the embodiment of war herself and forced war to follow her and do as she wished.
>>703321151
But they are real. I used them myself.
>>703321042
You seem pretty mentally sound, I'd go with a 2 or 3.
>>703321078
Shit dude, that's like, bad.The only thing I've been diagnosed with is ADHD but I haven't been to a doctor since then pretty much.
>>703321153
Just accept it
>>703321115
My waifu will be the raifu to survive the nukes after WW3, the one used by the raiders and colonizers alike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka7nMhAai0U
>>703321363
>Just accept it
I was actually asking for clarification, not criticism.
Is "Felix" a dude or a chick?
>>703321325
Point proven!
How ya doin mang?
>>703321097
Sick frames, were they expensive?
>>703321041
Good afternoon. Not really. I got up not too long ago and the only thing worth mentioning so far was saying hi to you.
>>703321399
I like this.
>>703321153
The dick only makes it better
>>703321363
Hehe, thanks, I appreciate it.
>only diagnosed with ADHD
That's not really bad.
Youtube feeds sometimes sends me amazing recommendations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfqJmzbFm1I
Yoink.
>>703321174
>>703321629
>Slurp
>>703321363
Yeah it's not really fun having anger issues you can't control, your parents getting mad at you for not being able to control yourself and also not taking you in to get therapy and shit, or at the very least some fucking meds
AND WHEN I SAW YOU DIE EVERY FUCKIN TIME
CAUSE ALL THE LOVE YOU GAVE WAS JUST A LIE
SO I LEAVE YOU HERE IN THE HANDS OF GOD
CAUSE YOU MADE MY LIFE SO FUCKING HARD
>>703321473
Benis
>>703321325
Proof that Bongs are Muslims
>>703321544
Diagnosed is the key word here.
>>703321544
>>703321754
Ok. Just wanted to clear that up
Thanks
Love her <3
>>703321510
Yep, that's definitely worth mentioning. The same for me. I'm going to finish up some work before getting on with my day of leisure. What time's your driving class?
>>703321356
But are they real? If you close your eyes are they still there? Or do they disappear and reappear when you close and open? Like Australia?
>>703321487
Decently enough considering I just woke up. Great these days honestly, for several reasons.
Yourself? Doing great I hope after your news.
>>703321754
I just happen to be Muslim, my dude.
>>703321747
>>703321097
Yeah. I suppose not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmGtNLM2Bps
>>703321919
I been watching part of this series recently
it's pretty good. Especially the uncensored nudity
>>703321276
Heh. Guess you'll see when you'll get it.
I understand, in any case, I think I'll just apply for any kind of job.
>>703321992
What name do you go by, if you don't mind telling me?
>>703321754
You mean diagnosed but not treated? Well, there's worse, really. You seem to be able to actualy work and get shit done.
>>703321881
Yeah, Felix is a dude.
>>703321748
I'd be more worried about depression, but that's maybe because I don't have the rest.
>Keep getting this stupid fucking Glass Animals ad
God damn it I don't want to hear your crap music
>>703321748
When you get mad, just walk outside and go for a run, this works very good for me.
>>703321954
>Literally Muslim
Fuggs
>>703322007
>uncensored nudity
Name?
>>703321954
Could be going worse, but I've been missing out on A LOT of sleep the last few days with trying to get this stuff for the car prepared. I don't think I've gotten more than 8 hours of sleep TOTAL over the last 3 days.
>>703321544
>
>Makoto
>>703322070
I can take care of myself most of the time if I'm depressed
>felix-anon
>>703321985
Candy?
>>703321510
Is a pretty good song to chill on and the video is well made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-qZzZDIxq0
>>703322095
I am and you better not forget it. That's why I take offense to your waifu being a jew.
>>703322126
But you got the money and the job! Things must be looking great for you. A little sleep can be regained.
>>703321954
I don't have it on weekends, silly. But I got an assortment of random chores around the house that I'd like to do today.
>>703322181
I'll check that later, I felt like re-listening to some Radiohead albums today.
>>703321748
Can't you treat it yourself with werd or something?
Or do some Sports stuff to calm yourself?
>>703322115
The anime from the character I responded to.
Highschool DxD
>>703322095
That doesn't help me all the time though
>>703322281
Do whatever you wish.
Rumia claimed
More 2hus than boats, now... /waifu/ is ever changing
>>703322298
>werd
weed I mean
>>703322070
Diagnosed, as in I have been diagnosed with ADHD and nothing else, but I'm 100% sure I have quite a few other problems.
Yeah I don't take pills, living with it for this long makes you mostly able to control it, but I nearly dropped out of high school because of it.
>>703322230
Reminder that Jews are better than Muslims
>You're cool though, I don't really give a fuck what you worship as long as you aren't a cunt
>>703322341
Angrily masturbate
>>703322281
What chores?
>>703322468
>Reminder that Jews are better than Muslims
>>703322230
Still no promise on that job. I have to get an exact hire date from this job to put on my resume before I can go turn it in, so odds are I won't be able to hand it in till Monday.
But even if I don't get it and make big bank, I'll still have one f my dream cars, so I won't be complaining.
>>703322386
We had like, 3-4 guns in a thread at once point yesterday.
>Galil
>Eru
>Ichi
I think there was one more, but lack of sleep is taking its toll.
>>703322126
Yes, exactly this pic!
>>703322468
Ah, I see. Well, look at it like that:
If your other problems are not hindering you in your activities, they are minor problems which would only cost you money.
And bah, schools are stupid in that regard.
>>703322600
KAREN ACKBAR!
>>703322468
Jews > Muslims
One of these pieces of shit is better than the other
they're still both shit
>>703322468
Literally everyone would get something diagnosed
It's their Job to find something and they will, as long as you don't let your problem ruin your life it's fine
>>703322010
I hope so.
I wish you luck in finding a good job and it involves little to no stress. I have to get off now, fantastic to have spoken to you again, take care. And hope to see you soon.
>>703322600
You can not stop the truth
>>703322641
They may not hinder my work but my whole life is kind of fucked up and I can't stop it
>>703322468
That doesn't even help tbh
>>703322386
We also seem to have more megucas than boats.
Rumia is top tier but it still needs more change.
>no Youmuu claimer
>no Yukari
>no Satori
>>703322482
The usual things and getting rid of 2 stacks of clothes that need ironing, each one is one meter tall.
>>703322067
A couple. For now, it is Simon.
Still only the one Rory in thread.
>>703322722
>Checked
I'm sure you'll do wonderfully.
Thanks~
Was it that...fantastic? I didn't think about being missed this much "^^
Anyway, be safe, see you soon~
>>703322941
I don't know then, those always worked for me.
That and sulking in my room listening to music for a few hours
Or just hitting people, but don't do that.Thats not allowed and you'll get in trouble.
>>703322943
stax on stax on stax
Let me know when you get it done, then we can get down to business.
>>703322627
But I remember you said there was something that's tipping it in your direction, right? Like the dude liked you or whatever?
>>703322641
Heyo my dude, how's it hanging?
>>703322953
Nice to meet you then, and the other names? How long have you been here?
>>703323113
and my favourite.
Remember when we first joined? It was you and another Rory
>>703322941
I can help you with something a bit more potent. ;^)
>>703323113
Still the only Makoto!
>>703322876
How does it fuck your life up?
If you don't mind me asking
>>703323344
As per usual. Nothing much going on. What about you?
>>703323360
>>703323113
I scared the other Chen claimer away so it's all good now.
>>703323405
Not much besides what I already said, it's a quiet week. Got a vacation and gotta do some stuff at the bank and college.
>>703323405
I'd rather not talk about it right now, sorry.
>>703323360
Still the only Galil
Still no ohayou
>>703323360
What is it?
>>703323251
Tbh since i don't have anything to vent my anger on, it normally just builds up inside me
cut me yuno
>>703323615
>>703323344
The fact that I already work night shifts. It helps me in the fact that the guy knows I won't fall asleep on the job.
>>703323533
Pester the shit out of Akiko on the offchance he shows up.
>>703323543
Oh I think you know, Kitten~
>>703322179
No thanks. Too late/early for candy.
>>703323863
Its never to late or early for hugs.
>>703323543
I had the same problem, and I would explode on my siblings and mom at least once a year, now it just builds up into a ball in my chest.My guns help a little though.
>>703323785
I don't know who Akiko is.
>>703324193
I'll ask him to post later.
>>703323785
There you go, it's a 100% chance then.
>>703323492
Vacation sounds nice! Hope you'll have fun
>>703323533
That's alright. Some anons will always have an open ear for you, if you ever want to talk about it.
>>703323941
That one is fair.
>>703324193
That goes to show how little they're around these days... huh.
>>703324307
Nope! I'd say maybe 75% at best.
KAREN! WE NEED TIME TRAVEL!
>I wanna go to Japan in the 90s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNa88cEOv1M
>>703323419
So it happened, and I missed it.
I saw the other Chen posting for a bit and all I could think of was how much he deserved to be bullied and hard you would do it.
>>703323344
More stax than a late game Nasus.
I should also clean my room, I neglect it a bit since it's my space and I don't care much about how it looks, but it's gotten to that point where I can't not care anymore.
>>703324476
So what time is it for you?
>>703324525
>I saw the other Chen posting for a bit and all I could think of was how much he deserved to be bullied and hard you would do it.
I would never do that.
>So it happened, and I missed it
This happend a long ago.
>>703324652
6am. I'm 3 hours behind you as always.
>>703324307
Thank you Karen.
>>703324337
Thank you too, I would live to talk about it but I'm just not comfortable with it right now, especially with so many people.
>>703324491
Ive probably talked to him before, but I'm not good at remembering waifus.
>>703324193
Yeah I do that to my siblings and it's really bad
>>703323785
Do I though? I don't think I do
>>703324772
Love*
>>703324703
There was a Chen posting about 11 hours ago, and he was just shit talking everyone for no reason.
>>703324846
You're sure that wasn't me?
>>703324722
Oh yeah. 9am here been up since 4pm on 2 hours of sleep. Going to be 91 today and there a airshow. Im going to get lots of sleep......
My mind is slipping.
>>703324727
Thanks?
>>703323344
They didnt last. The shitposters never do.
In other news
As support Nasus I got our Cait fed.
How is this working.
>its not
Our top and bot fed HARD
>>703324925
Could be, I guess. But he was using smileys and not capitalizing letters.
>>703325051
>using smiley faces
Well, that wasn't me then.
>>703324525
Hm hm, I feel you. The "acceptable" amounts of clutter slowly build up to the point where you wake up and step in a box of nails.
>>703324772
Attempting to summon the peach demon as we speak. I think he's in class though.
>>703324525
It's a 100% chance of being 75%. We're good.
I always loved that song.
Also here's a thought. If the human race was ever to discover time travel, don't you think they would have come back in time to make our lives easier and correct mistakes?
>>703324992
Rest in peace.
Wither OP.
>>703324817
I used to get in trouble a lot for hitting them, and I would just basically tell my mom "fuck you" and either go to my room or down the road.I wish I could change it, but at least now I don't hurt anyone else.
>>703325091
Hello Taiga
>>703325139
Yeah, so, why are you such a huge autistic? I don't understand what you're doing in /waifu/, are you just here because everyone on /waifu/ is tierd up of your fucking shitty autism and whining about how you're such and oldfag, you were of whatever community, that gfur/ponies/loli/ shouldn't post in your board?
Why don't you get the fuck off here, you huge hypocrite. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply with random images from your stupid video game.
You're just a huge cunt who cares too much about internet and loves to make drama on /waifu/, the place where you behave like what you actually are, a huge fucking idiot and retard.
And I can go on an on about how much cancer you are, and that's why circlejerking are dying.
You just know to complain, you huge cuck that you are.
You're the cancer that 4chan is talking about.
You're the faggot who just came in here and behaves like he's not a completly retard, even if he is.
>>703325231
Seriously. Me and cait got more gold, kills and assists than our team. Olaf went 1/16/1 against a Darius, Lee kicked Skarner into us more often than not, and Yas got dumped on by a good Zed and Skarner ganks.
>as a tank Nasus I 1v1d their Vayne
>Olaf tried while Vayne had one item, and he had bork
>guess who won
>>703324772
RIP FoxGuns memory.
>>703324817
Well damn, Kitten.
>>703325231
10/10 linking.
Only vaporwave I've ever enjoyed.
Nah Karen, that's when we get into time paradoxes. And no one wants to deal with one of those!
>>703325389
>newfags not knowing about the old /animu/ pasta
>>703324941
Take a nap before you hurt yourself.
>>703325471
Was it olaf?
>>703325355
Different Taiga
>>703325601
My soul is already hurt....
>>703325498
It was never alive to begin with
>>703325704
Oh, sorry.
>>703325355
I try not to hit and yell and my little brother and shit, but it's so hard not to because he's just so fucking annoying
>>703325498
But I'm a paradox
How can one being be so awesome without the world imploding? It's not possible.
Also I need helps, can you make the edges of the orange marks on this more sharp? Do your magic!
>>703325704
>>703325851
I guess I'm know as the musical one, and my filenames are always image.jpg.
Hi anyway.
>>703320367
7-8 I guess
>>703326034
The original one, too.
>>703325673
Negative.
>>703325704
Go
Nap
>>703326135
Was it Vayne?
>>703325231
>If the human race was ever to discover time travel, don't you think they would have come back in time to make our lives easier and correct mistakes?
What if they just deem our generation as beyond saving? What if it's only possible to travel into the future?
>you wake up and step in a box of nails
Almost as painful as waking up into a box of lego.
>>703326195
It's always Vayne.
>>703326152
Only if you join me.
>>703326107
Aw thanks.
>>703326310
Ehh i need to go to sleep too. I could manage that.
>>703326310
I kind of want to go back to sleep, can I join?
>>703326473
Yes.
>>703326444
>>703326473
Ok lets take a nap. I'm going to bed now night everyone.
>>703326260
Vayne couldnt handle a Nasus support.
>>703325877
That's good, I know the feel.
Also, I like that pic
>>703326034
How are you, other Taiga?
>>703325879
By exploding it instead.
Here ya go m8!
>>703326621
>>703326659
>>703326674
>that picture
W-wew lad
>>703326674
I'm good, relaxing for the last week until my classes start again.
How are you at the moment?
>>703326260
Then they could go back to before our generation and do something there to fix it, or go back even further and give people McDoubles.
I'm not going to lie I stepped into a small nail and I stepped into a lego, the lego was legitimately more painful, the nail just slid out.
>>703326684
Wew! Thanks Makoto
>>703326396
It's the truth my dude, you doing alright?
>>703326674
Is this what you do all day btw ?
Dont you do something else?
Is this what makes you happy?
HEllo weebs!
>>703327107
Doing the God's work.
I was going to check some albums, anyway.
Calamity-masu'd last image get?
>>703327199
I knew that you were here but this is the only weeb thing I have a full folder so I'm going to stick with it!
>>703327024
Stepped on a thumbtack once, hurt like hell, it sunk all the way into my heel.
>>703326812
Wew lad to you as well
>>703327107
Not all day, just in my free time when I don't have any other activities planned
Seriously, still not a weeaboo.
>>703326972
I'm doing pretty good
>Galil
