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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
>>703311755
dubs
>>703312283
awesome, ikr!
>>703311755
Sometimes when I'm bored I like to smother myself in Vaseline and pretend I'm a slug.
I fucked ops mom.
Hello son.
I fucked my girl room mate and she is pregnant now...
I hypnotize people and sometimes jerk off in front of them during the session.
I touch myself sometimes. Plz don't tell anyone it's super embarrassing.
I spy on my younger sister and used to have her nude videos
>>703312722
This is incredible
>Diamonds
>>703312722
calling bullshit
>>703312874
Same here, the idea got me so hard I couldn't help myself, hypnosis fetish helps too.
i am 12
>>703311755
>>703312988
Know of any good free videos for the hypno fetish, dear anon?
>>703313197
nice repost
>>703312827
post prints
I regularly fuck a black chick
I sometimes hold people's hands,
>>703313197
Fucking Germans
I fucked my sisters Married friend,,,im texting her right now, we might fuck again. She sent me pics a few weeks ago
>>703313366
postem
aren't you worried about her husband finding out. I fucked 2 married chicks - husbands always found out.
>>703313366
How did this come to happen? Do you know the husband?
>>703313366
care to share?
>>703313409
>>703313411
Know the husband yes,,,know her almost all my life shes my sisters life long friend. and no not worried he might find out...she wont say shit
I've occasionally looked at child porn and was actually repulsed, sort of a good thing. I'm also batting drug addiction.
>>703313216
Depends what kind of stuff you want, if you want to be hypnotized then gonewildaudio on leddit, or if you want general hypno porn just search hypnosis or something similar on xvideos, avoid the sissy stuff. Hypno hub has some good drawn stuff, and a lot of bad stuff as well.
entrancement uk/lex is great too, pic related
>>703313267
Too risky, don't have them anyway
I'm in a relationship with a teacher from my school. She's getting convicted as a sex offender and could face 2 years in prison.
>>703313150
MODS MODS MODS
>>703313508
good luck with the drugs. 5 years sober here. fought addiction for 10 years before that.
>>703313483
all started a few months ago we all went our drinking her husband wasnt with us ofc....she was all over me so i texted her after we all went home and well we met up and fucked
my sister knows about the pics,,.,hell she took that one i posted, she doest not however know her friend and i fucked
>>703313641
>She's getting convicted as a sex offender and could face 2 years in prison.
please tell me you mean more than 2 years.
>>703312657
greentext us dear anon
>>703313742
>was arrested Friday on a warrant for sexual exploitation by a counselor, therapist or school employee. She faces up to a two-year prison term and a decade on the sex offender registry.
Had an ongoing sexual relationship with my younger brother (6 years younger, and I am a guy) for 3 years
>>703313805
post pic and greentext. I wanna jack it to this.
I have a text that basically says she wasn't raped and I'm just 1 argument away from posting it on all social sites she's on. I do believe she was raped but she's been acting so stuck up and bitchy that I just want to fuck up her life
>>703311755
I can suck my own dick. That's my secret.
>>703313809
how old were you both when it started? why did it stop?
Been in here for almost 10 years but I never developed any weird fetish. Not even my 15 and 17 yo sexy(?) nieces are able arouse me :<
What is wrong with me?
I've been fucking a married girl for a while.
Well played FBI
>>703311755
I tried to kill myself once but the bullet was a dud and now I don't even have the motivation to kill myself
>>703313999
I was 13, he was 7, it stopped because he found out what being gay meant and decided he wanted to be straight, before that he just thought it was fun
>>703313717
>>703313502
>>703313366
she just texted me right now
>damn i want u so bad i can feel you eating me...fuck
>>703314014
sorry you had to find out this way, from strangers on the internet, but you are clearly homosex. but now you can step back from that ledge cut ties with all the lies youve been living in. it's all ok now
>>703313918
http://www.thegazette.com/subject/news/education/k-12-education/initial-inquiry-into-cr-teacher-student-sex-case-lasted-one-day-20160727
>Be me
>In class
>Substitute teacher comes in
>Hot as fuck
>All the guys in class talk about her
>We make eye contact
>She obviously thinks i'm attractive
>"I'm Ms.Haglin, i'll be your sub for the next few weeks."
>Have two friends in the same class
>Both of them say she's been looking at me
>Bet the both of them I can fuck her by the end of her subbing
>Fast forward a week later
>She's been flirty as fuck
>Bending over to pick over pencils, leaning over to show cleavage, that sort of stuff
>Fast forward a couple days
>Tell her i'm "struggling" with a subject
>She invites me over to dinner to help tutor me
>Fast forward to Friday night
>Candlelit dinner, prime rib, shit's good
>In the middle of eating and half assed studying she closes her book
>Walks over to me
>"Anon. I see the looks you and your friends give me in class and I think it's VERY inappropriate."
cont.
I really wanna watch the videos David Parker Ray made of torturing woman. I don't know why.
>>703311755
I fucked an escort a couple of years ago just before going to my girlfriends house for dinner.
I killed a little boy by accident. Nobody knows.
>>703314162
I think stuff like that is somewhat common. Or at least its not unheard of. does it bother you at all?
>>703314332
who hasnt?!?
>>703313502
Life is a long period of time. It will come up sooner or later. Just you wait for the moment they'll have some marital crisis and she decides it's time to be "honest".
Same thing with people fucking teenagers with their "consent". Even if she was all for it when she was 14, it doesn't mean she'll be so happy about it in hindsight when she's 24.
>>703314213
>703314213
>>703314213
you should go fuck that
I hate my girlfriend
>>703314389
>>703314389
fucking this man. Or when he cheats on her, and she throws it in his face. I mean I'm still glad I fucked both those married women. But you gotta go into it knowing it can all come out.
>>703314246
>"Uh..I'm sorry Ms.Haglin."
>"Oh Anon, we're not in school. Call me Mary."
>She sits on my lap
>thispleasesmycock.jpg
>Start sweating because i'm a virgin
>She straddles me and puts her arms around my neck
>"Kiss me Anon."
>Grab her hips and pull her closer
>Most passionate kiss of my life
>I grab her ass and stand up
>She wraps her legs around me
>She whispers into my ear "bedroom is the second door to the left."
>Start walking and kissing her neck
>Lay her down on the bed
>She giggles while I nibble on her neck
>Starts taking my shirt off
>I undo my belt and take off my pants
>She flips me over onto the bed
>She kisses my neck, down to my chest, down to my stomach down to my boxers
>She pulls off my boxers and my cock pops out
>"Oh, fuck, Anon."
>She starts licking my dick
>Starts to deepthroat
>Feel myself about to cum
>"Ahh..Mary i'm gonna.."
>She stops
>"Oh no you aren't. Not so soon."
cont.
>>703313502
It's always the girls who know the whole truth
>>703314542
Virgin fantasy detected
>I only have sex in the missionary position for the
>sole purpose of procreation.
>>703314336
I don't regret it at all, I think he does though, we never ever talk about it, I'm pretty sure he's closet bi or maybe even full closet gay, I mean most people that think putting dicks in their mouth or want to try anal (we never did full anal, he always said it hurt too much, but it was his idea) are gay.
I'm going to sleep now though, it's 7 am, stayed up all night by accident
When I was in highschool, I sucked off an assistant debate coach at a tournament. I'm a guy. I was drunk and he took me to a hotel. He was 26 and I was 16. I think he filmed it. I felt so ashamed afterwards and some other teachers found out, but they covered for him ( they were all gay and I think he bragged about it to them )
Sometimes I'm disgusted by this. Sometimes I wish he had fucked my ass and kept me as his bitch. Sometimes I wish I could watch the video.
He is a rich as fuck VC guy in LA now.
>>703314542
>She goes to her dresser
>Pulls out a box of condoms
>Gets on her knees again
>Puts condom on me with her mouth
>It didn't really fit but I wasn't going to complain
>I sit up
>She pushes me back down
>"Let me do all the work."
>She lays on top of me and starts kissing me while jerking me off
>She grabs it and rubs it around her pussy
>"Are you ready Anon?" she giggles
>She slides it in and moans a bit
>She sits up and moves up and down on my cock
>"Do you like that Anon?"
>Nod yes, i'm speechless
>Hear the door open
>"Hey Babe, i'm home from work early!"
>"Shit it's my boyfriend. You can't be here!"
>"Babe, who's car is in the driveway? Do we have company?"
>We're both scrambling to get our clothes on
>He opens the door
>Gets on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
last weekend my brother got married. fucked both sisters of the bride in a threesome in the garage. nobody is allowed to know.
>>703311755
i make up elaborate lies and share them with people online.
im also an asexual beautiful woman in her 20's with too much time to spare.
>>703314931
>nobody is allowed to know.
then how the fuck do you know?? they probably know too.
>>703314931
pretty fucking awesome
>>703313197
>>703313197
>>703313197
>>703313197
>>703314826
Bribe him.
>>703314897
Gtfo faggot
>>703315042
I've thought about it, but I'm sure he'd just deny it. Part of me wants him to fuck me up the ass while I watch a 16 year old me sucking his dick.
I've always had rape fantasies since I was a teenager, me being the victim of guys raping me. I think I'm disgusting because of it, a fucking freak, but I can't shed the thoughts.
>>703315207
fucking freak detected.
I hope my mother or father will die soon so I can inherite millions of dollars
>>703311755
What is data mining?
Data mining is a crucial method of determining the psychological level of the forum posters, and to gather intelligence that can be used against them. In this technique in a light and positive environment a "show you mine show me yours" posting is initiated. From the number of replies and answers that are provided much statistical information can be gathered.
/k/
>show your favorite weapon
/b/
>dick rate threads
>prove you're white threads
>secrets threads
>area code meet threads
/pol/
>what did X mean by this?
>will /pol/ defend this?
>well /pol?
>prove you're white
>>703315207
Only through Jesus can you overcome it, you can do it!
>>703314712
>Virgin fantasy
Duh.
But otoh, two of my ex gf are math teachers freshly out off college and sometimes they tutor high school students. One of them had to stop because she was going steady with her new boyfriend and lets just say the amount of fucking during those lessons wasn't helping.
The other one is a nympho with a teacher/classroom fetish.
>>703315283
we know this faggot.
this is why you see the same shit posted over and over again in these fucking threads.
"my mom's car tried to finger me..."
"my father molested me"....
"i was phone..."
etc.
no one posts actual real shit in these fucking threads.
at least i fucking dont think they do.
>also, my mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.
>>703315283
you are missing the best ones:
>what state are you from
>post people you know ( FB pics, GF, etc )
>etc
>>703315194
Act friendly at first and get him to show you the tape. If you can't make a copy out of it, film it with your phone. Even without proof, the last thing he can afford is pedo rumors. He'll be scared AF.
And That part of you is the traumatized you who needs help, I'm sorry this happened bro
>>703315317
I don't believe in jesus :(
Samefag here and got daily boner in kindergarden of beein tied or got locked in a small room alone.
>>703315207
What r your vital stats
>>703315437
Yeah, figures. This is the first time I have even entered one of these threads.
>>703311755
I want to fuck my boyfriends brother.
My boyfriend literally raped my ass and I wont press charges, but I want revenge
>>703315509
it's never too late to know and accept Him, you just have to ask.
>>703315524
now thats a fucking secret.
good for you anon.
keep up the boners and your childhood degeneracy.
>>703314897
This the 4chan version of rickroll. Still think it's funny as fuck.
>>703315466
I was thinking of trying to seduce him, tell him about my fantasies, how significant it was in my life and that I want him to use me again.
tell him about the video, and beg him to let me see it while we are fucking.
then see what happens.
that way I get everything I want. some closure and more.
>>703315568
>This is the first time I have even entered one of these threads.
you lying sack of shit.
i seen you here last night talking about your secret desire for BBC.
>>703315712
I fucked a girl scout once
>>703315814
well shit bro... you got me.
sorry about that. the jews made me do it.
They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house.
i'm not made of stone!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p86IzjXPc_0
>>703315580
hes still your bf?
grow up and press charges
>>703315448
dont forget "eye rate" threads used for biometric tracking/identification
>>703315973
cant wait for the post your nose threads.
I had a friend when i was like 12 or something who i knew since kindergarden and i guess you could call us pretty good friends. We usally met to play Call of Duty and that similar stuff you consider cool that age. One day, dont ask me how, we jokingly argued who had the bigger dick and it ended up in each other comparing. However, i didnt know to what this would lead... As i said we used to play CoD and such and he never used let me play after that, demanding to take out my dick so I could play. At this age i didnt see the problem and so I did it. As i continued being submissive to his demands he asked more and more. He jacked me but I never came past precum and I think he couldnt jerk off at this age either but you could tell he really enjoyed that. Even though I always was kinda resistant and he was the one "forcing" it, i never had to actually jack him off and he continued to do things like sucking me off, playing with my balls and humping me with clothes on and even though i found it "gay and therfore bad" as usual for this age i let him do everything just to play Black Ops...
>Text again with my ex
>havent seen each other in 4 years
>think about fucking her
>try to push her into the direction before we meet
>fuck it up
>try acting like I dont really care anyway if we ever meet again out of shame
>>703311755
I want to bang my sister
SIRED BASTARD KID NOW 3
HAVE NOT MET
NOT EVEN A NIGGER
>>703316142
everyone's already fucked your sister.
why havent you?
I've never met a Mexican
.. :'(
Nor had Mexican food, as we don't have any Mexicans here.
>>703316252
I never met a black person until I was in college, then had sex with at least 10 black girls
>>703316088
I had a similar experience, but.... the other way round, i was getting him to do it muhhaha
>>703316427
how's your AIDS?
>>703312791
fucking freak, weirdos like you should be locked up
>>703316526
dk, test results havent come back yet
>>703314389
Nah she wont tell, wayy too much invested in her marriage. This is just fun for us...and well I'm enjoying it.
And what? She's like 12 years OLDER than me, she past 24 thats for sure
>>703314332
Greentexts pls
>>703311755
When i was 8, i had a friend come over, and we dress up in my sisters clothes. He got addicted to it, started doing it alone, his dad caught him, beat him mercilessly, and they all moved to nebraska or some shit
Now my biggest fantasy is to fuck a trap
>>703316653
>And what? She's like 12 years OLDER than me, she past 24 thats for sure
>what is a digression
>>703316866
>somewhere in nebraska there's a trap whose fantasy is to fuck his childhood friend
>>703311755
I injected a whole marijuana this morning.
>>703316653
>>703314670
yeah my sister will eventually find out im sure always talk...they tell each other anything
>>703316907
yeah i got it right adter i hit post...was texting back and forth with her right now, trying to get the ok that everyone at her house is asleep and she can sneak out lol
>>703316866
>his dad caught him, fucked him in the ass mercilessly, and they all moved to nebraska or some shit.
fixd.
>>703316976
Man, dont give me these feels
>>703316907
also dont doubt that one day she might regret it, i still dont think itll come up in an argument or anything though, im pretty sure theyre gonna be moving out of state in the next year
I accidentally 93MB of .rar files once.
>>703317026
Probably right, his dad was a huge country boy and homophobe. I was from chicago, living in bufu, illinois when i met him. He said i looked like a faggot, then said he was kidding. Didnt even know what a faggot was
>>703314255
Me and my girlfriend fucked an escort without knowing. We're now all good friends.
i jerked it to this 9965149 (5:31-7:02)
>>703315283
/b/ has more "promised not to share" threads than anything else
>>703317156
Faggot.
1.
a bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together and used as fuel, a fascine, a torch, etc.
2.
a bundle; bunch.
3.
a bundle of pieces of iron or steel to be welded, hammered, or rolled together at high temperature.
>>703314519
I hate his girlfriend.
>>703317239
Yes, see i know what it means now, but this is 20 years ago, when i was 8.
>>703312827
You never get rid of that shit dude
>>703317288
I hate this guys hatred for that guys piece of shit girlfriend
>>703316515
describe :)
>>703317111
>>703314897
Well played sir.
Ik browse /b/ and everyone thinks im normal
>>703317366
>Sword of Damocles
I know the danger, I know the peril, but I can't just stop,,,,ive wanted her ever since i was young
>>703316132
kinda same situation, how did you fuck up?
>>703317451
most people here are normal.
we're just dangling our dicks around to gross each other out like kids.
>>703314718
You sick freak. This is too hardcore, even for b. People like you are the scum of this planet.
>>703317464
to be a king is to constantly fear
>>703313641
Was it your relations or with someone else that was exposed? How do you feel about this?
>>703317609
Without a doubt, every text ever meet, every pic...theres that chance theyll find her out, so being a queen cant be so easy for her either.
like i said before she has way too much invested in her marriage, when I say that i mean it, its not some delusion, I know what we have will end soon enough so we enjoy it while we can
I feed my crush with chocolate so she gets acne and I can makes jokes about her acne because she is the kind of girl who likes you more when you are an douchebag....women...
>>703317575
But seriously, we can joke about it but having sex for the sole purpose of procreation is morbid as fuck. The more I think about it the sicker it gets.
I often go to chat rooms to cyber as a trap when im horny
>>703317734
Chocolate is not a guarantee for acne dumb faggot. Also stop trying to be alpha, you'll never get there.
Chocolate = being a jerk smh
>>703317810
Yea, the planet is over populated, and resources are low, and niggers exist
>>703315660
You know that rickrolling is also the 4chan version of the rickroll, right?
I'm posting this with my thumb up my ass.
>>703317874
triggered beta acne OP
>>703316142
We all do
>>703313956
I fucking envy you
I shot a man in Reno.
Just to watch him die.
>>703317734
Officially a cringe thread now
80% sure Cameron Diaz gave me herpes in the 90s.
>>703313956
I can't, but I have very realistic dreams about it.
>>703318179
we should just suck each other dicks
I just got done fucking my friend/housemate's ex gf. They just broke up a couple days ago, we've had sex quite a few times since, 1st time was just a couple hours after she dumped him.
>>703311755
I won the equivalente to US$ 80 million dollars in the lottery 5 years ago.
I got the money and never told anyone, not even my family or best friends, because I'm afraid to change our lifestyle.
I really don't use the money. The only time I needed it, to pay health expenses for my grandfather, I created a crowdfunding and made an anonymous donation to myself.
I caught my autistic little brother jacking off and he has a huge dick. I want him to fuck me.
>>703318431
I believe you anon.
I'm pretty sure I gave her herpes myself in the 80's.
>>703311755
I'm talking to someone on skype and bating to his voice ihihi
>>703316252
Hi! I'm Mexican. I don't think this counts as meeting tho
>>703319230
meetings don't count without mating
>>703318465
Yeah that works ;)
Haven't sucked a dick in 20 years, all pussy these days. But some times I do crave a nice long fat dick like mine to suck on
I'm married with three kids and I'm in love with another woman.
Recently moved to another state for work. All I think about every day is seeing her when we go home for Thanksgiving.
>>703311755
Piece of shit, ruined a perfectly good book
>>703311755
..don't really love my GF. But I enjoy the sex and she makes me a better person - and my life more interesting. But I'm not really that attracted to her, and I continiously dream of being with more attractive girls - but I'll have a hard time finding a better person than her. FML right?
>>703319814
I feel for you bro. I'm not in love but I'm pretty obsessed with a friend of mine. She's a 9/10 and I i keep comparing my wife to her. My wife is really good, but my friend is better in almost every way
When I was an assistant at a juvenile detention facility I had to make groups of boys get naked and expose parts of their bodies. I felt bad because guys at that age can be sensitive or embarrassed about their bodies and sexualities, and these boys were no exception.
>>703319986
My friend is also 9/10.
My wife was a 6/10 when we started dating. Gained about 100lbs since we got married (most is from having the kids). And I can barely even get it up for her. But I could probably deal with all of that. The problem is I haven't been in love with her for years.
>>703319230
This is as close as I'll ever get.
Hi Mexican bro!!
I've had my nudes posted online and I secretly love it! AMA
>>703320266
welcome back, havent seen u around in quite a while.
>>703320560
Were are you hailing from? Is pretty strange there are no Mexicans, we are everywhere LOL
I moved to Australia just to keep the spread going
>>703320503
Then fucking divorce her.
Don't stay with your wife if you are wishing she was someone else. Given your history, she deserves you to man up and close the chapter instead of dragging on the misery and deception
>>703320764
Europe, spread yourselves here
>>703320793
I like seeing my kids every day.
>>703320266
just doing your job, they brought it upon themselves.
>>703320594
Would you be willing to provide a link?
>>703320904
No sorry.
>>703320503
Being in love is fucking hard you kinda have to get up every morning and make the effort. Maybe you can talk to her and see if you guys can shake up things? She can't be to happy either.
I do love my wife but I'd fuck my friend in a heartbeat if she gave me a chance tho so what do I know
>>703320995
Secretly love it, my ass.
i change the tag on all of my jeans from size 32 to 31. so, there ya go.
>>703320841
As long as you don't cheat on her and stay respectful it should be a clean divorce, and you'll get to see them as much as possible. You can't always have everything you want. The mother of your children is the one person who deserves the respect and the truth.
She'll be upset, as would you be in her position, but as long as you stay calm, kind, and respectful, it'll be over soon without a war.
>>703321054
Ok.... IDC if you believe me.
>>703311755
I like Hyperscat.
>>703321030
Another problem. My wife actually is still crazy about me. She's a good wife and a great mother. She takes real good care of the family. I'm the one that's fucked up. It's just not there for me anymore. My plan is to just stick it out and eventually I'll die. The move should help with that, but I'm going to try like hell to bang my friend on black Friday, though.
>>703321096
If we get divorced she'll move back home and I'll pretty much never see them at all.
My sister is dying in the hospital and my family is upset however I just find it funny. Addicted to cocaine as well.
>>703321388
>Addicted to cocaine
sister or you?
>>703320266
every boy is different, some are terrified to be seen nude, some go out of their way to show off. Between coaching sports, family(my brothers, quite a few nephews) and random experiences I've observed 100s boys of varying ages in situations with nudity. Generally the younger ones dont care as much but starting around age 10ish they are way more self conscious, and kids these days are much more so than when I was younger.
I'm sexually into plush animals :x
>>703321570
I'm addicted.
Sisters in a diabetic type 1 coma something to do with Ketones, I don't really care enough for her. Family's worried I'm repressing my feelings when I genuinely don't care.
cheated on my gf , and broke ties with the girl i cheated with ,but i still call her on a burner in the middle of the night sometimes just to freak her out.
i dont say anything ,i always put up an old stand up comedian with the worst one-liners
I molested my sister when she was 13, I was 19
Our mom worked all day, we'd only see her in the morning and at night,so the entire day was for me
I would tell Ghandi (my sis) that this was ok and I was just checking if she was healthy, because we all know that to tell if someone is in good health you gotta check inside her pussy
This would go on for about 3 years and I'd always tell her not to tell unless she wants to get hurt down there
Now she's 23, haven't spoken to her in a while
>>703321593
That is the most pedophilic thing ive ever read and ive read the entire watchtower series
>>703321668
should be you dying tbh
hot roomate always bought almond milk for herself. almost daily i would shove my boner into the bottle and fuck it, loved watching her drink it
>>703321593
Dude, go kill yourself
>>703321741
thanx! glad u liek
>>703321759
Fund me some heroin. Help make the world a better place.
Not really had a working relationship with my sister or mother so I never really developed any feelings except contempt for them, I am the youngest of the family, currently living with grandmother only person I give a shit about
>>703321668
Stop the trash. Where I live, whenever I go to pub there's at least one or two guys in the toilet sniffing white powder. It's shit, it's not even 'cocaine' but mix of coffee and shit chemicals.
You would be addicted to opioids your life would be living hell. So... There's always a chance.
i kick out of college been selling coke for 5 month already paid off my student loan
>>703321900
maybe someday, but probably not
I have stomach cancer
I havent told my wife or anyone
I contemplated doing whatever i want, like pulling a breaking bad or just robbing a bank. Not for the money, just cause i want to
>>703314247
Fucking this! So much. That book made me so hard
>>703318884
How big is it and how old is he?
>>703322034
Coffees brown?
Probably give it up at some point, working getting a job. Fresh student out of college so it's a bit difficult without much experience.
>>703311755
I'm trying to make my friend fat.
AMA
>>703322241
Why tho
>>703322241
Why do you want to make him fat?
>>703322278
>>703322286
She's a she, and I have a weight gain fetish
>>703322092
go to local club buy a tonne of coke start selling
>>703322190
Ahh that's just teenage issues. You'll be fine probably unless you fuck up in a big way ending jail or something.
>>703322316
Why not find someone who shares this fetish?
There are forums for this, and women there who look for feeders like yourself.
>>703322316
If she gets too fat you'll be fucking fat more than her puss puss mate
>>703322241
girls do that so they caN be the pretty one and get the most attention
>>703322163
Had to be at least 11" and he's 14
>>703320675
I post it in some of these threads cause it often makes for a good q+a.
>>703322395
I've been on them, it's mostly just neckbeards longing for the day a female arrives, or sluts trying to sell shit.
>>703322408
True, plan on keeping her at a steady weight before she becomes a whale though
>>703322462
If only this happened more
>>703320889
That doesn't excuse gratuitous humiliation.
>>703321593
Yep. A lot of adolescent boys are quite modest.
>>703315207
this is me too
married guy 22 stay at home dad i get ocassional bj's from neighbours daughter shes 16 and skips school to give me bj's
>>703322564
it's not like you also forced them to do sexual things or abused them
>>703313956
I used to be able to, as well. But I realized I liked pizza more.
Im the reason my niece loves black cock... I let 2 of my black friends from middle school kidnap her and rape her
>>703322829
Post belly
like to watch tranny porn but i have a girlfriend not really interested in them in real life
>>703315283
Surely the people mining the data are smart enough to know it's autistic works of fiction
I'm a principal at a high school. I confiscate students phones. I have an amazing collection of nudes from students.
>>703322899
just got off of work, back hurts too much to move. this is what you get
I had to destroy terabytes of surveillance data to keep mself from being tossed in the fuck-barrel.
>>703322681
I find it curious and sad how nudity is so taboo in society. It's like basic human anatomy is a super secret that no one should ever know or they will burn in hell for eternity. luckily it is behavior that can be changed with time/effort
>>703322754
I could still see them blushing furiously at some points. They had to stand totally nude, show the inside of their mouths, armpits, hands, feet, noses, etc, stand with their legs apart, turn around, bend and spread their butt cheeks to show their anuses, lift their penises by the tip, lift their ball sacs, and pull back their foreskins if they had them, exposing the glans and inner foreskin area.
That's not abusive but could be pretty damn humiliating, especially if it was done in groups.
>>703323205
elaborate pls
>>703311755
One of my best friends revealed he's been into me for years
I'm straight, so nothing will happen, but I haven't told anyone
I went to a party two weeks ago and found this small group of girls
Really nice looking girls. Turns out they were in 10th grade but I didn't give a fuck
I started talking to the girl in the pic, when I got her drunk enough I took her out back and fucked her against the wall
Got a pretty good fuck that night, hopefully she cleaned herself
This is the skype and phone number of a pedophile
This fucker was harassing my sister so I took the time to ask him his number and Skype
Someone please troll or shame this fucker???
I'm 24 and i've never kissed a girl. I took "sexual health" classes in uni and i lied about my sexual life. I feel like shit when everybody was talking about their sexual relationships and girlfriends, and i've never experienced something like that.
>>703318799
Dude thats fuckin smart
I've been having an affair with my wife's younger sister for 7 years now
>>703323468
yeah, group dynamics are very influential.
>>703323888
>Trips politely ask for a pic of both, g-rataed is fine, tits would be splendid.
>>703315660
Your new is showing..
>>703316998
You degenerate fuck
>>703324574
I don't think I'm brace enough with you guys lol
You're resources are endless lol
>>703325109
Fuck I meant brave. God damn autocorrect
>>703325149
>You're resources
>autocorrect
>>703325300
GOD DAMN IT AUTOCORRECT IM DONE LOL
I hate Jesus
>>703324574
>>703325300
Due to my autocorrect fails, here's a pg pic
Wife and her sister
Background info for this post: My interest in psychology lead me to my psych teacher my freshman year and during my senior year i had enough knowledge to do the following thing. i will green text if anyone really wants the whole thing
during hs in my second relationship ever (senior year), I used it as an experiment to try and purposely ruin a persons life. i was successful. i broke the person down completely mentally and they almost ended up ending their life because of it.
>>703325502
is your wife the left I'm assuming? if so, both aren't bad. can see why you are fucking her sister tho
>>703325996
i assumed the same
>>703325502
Not worth the cheating
>>703325996
Yeah
>>703326094
You're correct
>>703326160
I dunno. I beg to differ. My wife and I are both 30. Her sister is 24. It's been a good 7 years haha
>>703325502
>Lovely women, best wishes, good luck, and this
>anon thanks you.
>>703326337
Thanks! Here's another
>>703318799
This is what I always thought I would do if I won a large amount of money. I have some student loans, about 20k, and a car payment but otherwise I already live a relatively comfortable lifestyle.
I figured I'd go on doing whatever I was doing, take care of whatever needed to be taken care of of but otherwise live the same way more or less. Probably would go in on a house with my wife but I don't like the idea of living lavishly with fancy shit, we just like good food. Hell I'd probably keep my normal job too
