>be me
>be uncool
>i should do somthing about this
>idea.killme
>i should do things cool people do
>see popular normies wearing snap backs alot
>think they look pretty cool
>buy a £30 obey snap back pic
rel8 pre trampeling
>think i look alright in it
>wearing a basic hoodie (my lucky hoodie infact), skinny jeans and allstars
>holy shit i actually semi look not uncool
>already a skateboarder
>this may work
>go to party with some freinds of freinds that seem like cool people
>alright expensive hat work your magic
>some random ugly 12 year old looking girl -"lol nice swag faggot"
>theres a dude i know in the party wearing a leather snap back and an obey shirt and people are treating him like hes cool
>but my snap back isnt cool
>i dont get it
>sit in the corner smoking dope and being sad for a while
>"dude is that gay looking kid over their ok?"
>"is he supposed to be here?"
>"is he lost?"
>a drunk chad i knew from school turns up
>"wtf is this"
>pulls off my hat and throws it accross the place
>no clue why
>it gets trampled and soaked in beer and is now perminantly mishapen
pic rel8
>go pick it up and walk home trying not to cry
how can normies smell us coming so easily?
why does immitating what they do not work?
how are they able to detect an outsider so easily even when intoxicated?
are the ones born uncool destined to stay that way no matter what they try?
>clone detected.
>l2swag
>>703301490
people don't judge you by what hat you're wearing
they judge you by what comes out of your mouth
>>703301780
i dont get it
>>703302185
you would think so but the "nice swag faggot was litterally the first thing anyone said to me when i got there"
i didnt do or say anything autistic, i just tried to drink beer and talk with the few people i knew
>>703301490
Its all in the attidute if you act like a fag, they treat you as.... if you act like a victim then you are .. what im saying here is change youre attitude be self confident and they will respect you (some are just cunt who intimidate every1 but majority wont bother you)
>>703302405
yea, but you have to backed it up with attitude
for example if anyone says "nice swag faggot"
say something like (if girl) "you're not too bad yourself. what's your name?"
and you go forward.. it's easy
>>703301490
I have the same hat and nobody ever gave me shit for it. Must be the vibe you gave off or something, I don't know.
>>703301490
>hat gets thrown across the room
>didn't deck Chad out
The problem is you tried to look the part without acting
"What the fuck bro that's my favorite hat"
Shoulda instigated, fought, and went out to buy a new hat
Normie is an attitude, not something you can buy.
Also, have one of my favorite quotes.
>>703302715
>nice swag faggot
>not too bad yourself. whats your name
thats got to be the most autistic response imaginable
It's because you look like a tryhard. You can't just switch from fedora to poserhat. Go get good at skating if you skate. You'll make friends and learn peeps. Then try the hat again.
>>703303117
yeah, cause you went out of your parents basement for once in your life and went to a party
>>703302934
idk maybe i didnt look as good as i thought i did.
maybe the people i was with were just extra cunty
>>703303071
i really should have done but hes like a full foot taller than me and when he was in school i watched him throw a chair at someone
>>703303117
kek
>>703303308
i guess.
but the thing with the leather snap back guy, how does he not look like a try hard in comparrison to me? it was fucking leather ffs
>>703303117
This.
>>703301490
It's probably an unnatural look for you. It'd be like if I went to a party just all of the sudden wearing Abercrombie & Fitch, after literally everyone at school has seen me wearing ripped jeans and paisley for the past few years.
Don't be a poseur. You'll fit in even less.
>>703301490
Just be yourself. Plain and simple. Life is much easier that way.
...unless you're a pedo or something, don''t do that.
>>703301490
The fuck did I just read.
/b/ro , the point of a hat is to express something you like my dude. Obey is a brand based off street art culture. Its' creator Shepard Fairey had been arrested multiple times for putting art up where he wasnt supposed to. the guys a beast but man dont try to copy people as cliche as it sounds fucking wear what you like & go to parties for fun m8 should have had a been & said somethin like "im just here to party fellas" i would have thought u were cool as heck if you did that
tldr; you shouldnt be wearing things you didnt learn organically & also do & wear what you personally are fond of
>>703303490
If he's drunk he can't fight well
Should've broken a bottle over his head
>>703303117
>>703303660
virgins
A few pointers:
Don't go for swag you fucking teenager. Anyone with a snap back should be shot.
Wear what Hollywood people wear. V necks and jeans. Business casual. A nice plain flannel with shorts (NOT CARGOS) and skate shoes (plain black vans or two tone converse) might pull off your skater look if at a party where business casual won't work.
Act confident in yourself. "Nice swag faggot." "Nice attitude, bitch." If someone insults you, shut them up. Make sure you don't sound timid. Sound like you'd nonchalantly choke them with your dick if they insult you again.
If someone throws your hat across the room, get in their face. Then go for the old one two, knock that stupid cut out. If more than 2 people try to attack you and/or nobody sticks up for you when that nigger was clearly instigating, you shouldn't be at that party anyway because the people there don't give a flying fuck about you.
Honestly man, the best tip to be not just normie, but more normie than normies themselves, is to just learn to stop giving a fuck. Stop giving a fuck about what people think and do, and do what you want, because when all is said and done -- they're fucking normies dude. Their brains function to a much lower extent than a hyper intelligent aspie. The only reason you don't pick up on body language, social cues, the only reason you aren't a social god, is because you are so inwardly focused because of insecurities that you can't focus on your surroundings. A high IQ aspie with the ability to calm his or her mind and focus on their surroundings becomes a god of influence.
Read "How to Make Friends and Influence People." The digital age revision might be good but I haven't read it.
>>703303975
>gets blatantly disrespected by a female
>"h-heh w-whats your name.."
pussy worshipping beta detected
>>703301490
Please don't procreate, cuck genes are passed on and you're bound to be one.
>>703303117
It depends on your tone. If you can sound nonchalant enough about it, it'd dumbfound her and make her look like a total bitch to anyone watching.
You obviously have never left your mom's basement if you don't know by now that these kinds of people are just looking for negative reactions.
>>703303913
thats actually part of the thing that made me get it besides the desperate attempt to be cool.
im a big fan of street art and i was actually wearing a mr brainwash shirt at the time aswell.
i even tried to wear the now miss shapen hat because i did actually like the thing at college a while after the party to see if it was just those specific cunts and the same shit happened.
"nice hat (very strong sarcasm)"
and yet i see other people looking worse than me wearing the same shit and dont get any comments from people they dont seem to know
>>703303927
i like the way you think
i know im a try hard but thats better than just accepting that i will never be coolish and doing nothing right?
>>703304372
pic + timestamp bitch
let's see that fat ass
>>703301490
Wat....
FUCKING NORMIES GET OUT
>>703304637
That burden is on you, you're the one saying autistic shit lad.
I feel ya, anon
>be me
>6th grade
>beta fag, dad left my mother a year before this, addicted to minecraft and Oreos
>in P.E.
>literally one of the worst classes I've ever taken, due to bullying (the other top contenders are also P.E. Classes)
>never cut my hair
>kids make fun of me, say look like a girl
>one kid who had longer hair than I made fun of me.
>confused af why they're so hostile
>later in the year, someone says I never even touched a girl
>poke a girl on the shoulder that was right next to us
>"lol she doesn't count"
>thought she would get mad, but instead they laugh it off and give each other a high five
>iwantahighfive.jpeg
>years later
>read your greentext
>actually pondered what happened 6 years ago, when it hits me
>people worth hanging out with care more about personality than what they wear or do with their hair.
>consider this: if you were dressed any different but changed how you acted, what would they do?
>if they still call you a faggot, then gtfo
>if they accept you, then your difference makes you stronger, around stronger people.
>>703301490
>implying it's hard to spot a retard
Unless if youre wearing salvation army clothes, you really shouldnt worry about it. Just stop acting weird around people and they will leave you alone. I know a couple kids who act like your OP story, they are all talk and dont back up shit to what they say.
Dont act like other people, be a man. Women like confidence. Men dont want to be friends with autismos.
>>703301490
I know you are clearly an antisocial autist, but man you should have at least tried to beat the fuck out of him.
>>703304818
well dude, that autistic shit has got me more dates than you went in your entire life so you can say whatever you like
The "cool" kid's are 10/10 metaly ill kids who's parrents didnt pay much attention to and start bully kids so every one thinks they are cool but infact a hollow shell that deserve to rot in a hole for all i care
>>703303729
Word
>>703303913
Are you some kind of city hipster faggot? If you told me that shit in RL I would have told you to stfu. I bet you anybody wearing that stupid hat doesnt know who the fuck that criminal is, and once again that is a really stupid thing to say.
>>703305345
t. someone who browses /b/
Right.
>>703304343
Cheers for the post and book
>be yourself
>tryhard
>personality over looks
>normies dont matter
>be's myself
>unable to make freinds
>freinds i make are as retarded as me
>will never get laid
>will die sad lonely virgin
mfw bwing myself is worse
>>703305362
If you believe that, you might have watched too much television.
>>703305693
why do you assume that everyone who bowses /b/ is a lame-basement living-autistic faggot?
>>703305345
I JUST LAUGHED MY DICK OFF
>>703304343
This OP 100000%. Take anons advice, as I learned all of this myself over the years. I never had to worry about being bullied, but I never fit in myself.
>>703305768
>download tinder
>fuck fat chicks who have no self respect.
>just don't get them pregnant
>>703305902
I'm happy for you
>>703305797
There are actually two types of people who browse /b/. Children and lame-basement living-autistic faggot. I'm not quite sure why I decided to browse this board today!
OP what do u look like
>>703306126
well, I'm 26. living in my OWN flat and having a pretty high salary.. tell me to what type of people i belong
>>703305345
>implying he's had a negative number of dates
>>703305931
...I just got agreed with on 4chan for the first time since I got on here in 05.
>>703301490
What kind of music do you enjoy OP? I used to get fucked with quite a bit in school, mostly for some flamboyant traits and overall spaz behavior.
But I started getting into punk rock in high school, and it was like the attitude of that genre made me so flippant in regards to how I was percieved that I was eventually able to channel all my peculiar behaviors into something more aggressive and eventually, more sincere. You just gotta find that thing that gets you so hard and juiced up on dopamine that you just say FUCK ALL YOU MONKEYS IM DOING THIS INSTEAD. Do that long enough and true enough and people will think youre pretty fucking cool
>>703301490
You can still correct what happened.
>find out where this fuck lives.
>confront him.
>get into fight.
>FIGHT.
>fight dirty, it's a fucking fight no one cars. Hit that motherfucker with a brick if you have to.
>>703306128
this was about 2 years ago but atm im 5'5" pale af skinny with a jew nose and long swishy hair that somtimes looks emo if i groom it wrong.
im definetly not good looking but from what ive seen that doesnt matter and in that outfit i thought i genuinly looked fine. it wasnt in any way over the top, the hat was the only real defining feature.
>>703306351
got one tonight btw..
>>703301490
>"already a skateboarder"
>obey hat
longboarder faggot detected. i can help you anon i know whats in
>>703306394
Well if you're like me, 8 of those years are basically spent lurking.
I go to parties in dirty sweatpants and a stained white shirt.
No one gives a fuck. Especially if you have a skill like excessive drinking or singing or dancing.
>>703306484
kek im also a punk rock guy,
i guess it goes well with the skateboarding but i like a bit of somthing in almost every genre,
music is one of the few conversation starters i have with people that dont skate and arent vidya nerds or weebs
>>703304558
>>i know im a try hard but thats better than just accepting that i will never be coolish and doing nothing right?
I think that is the biggest mistake you can make. from your story anon, I get that you lack self confidence, try doing things in your life that will build your self confidence instead of copying others or trying to get their approval. I would recommend some kind of martial arts, yoga or any sports. be serious about it, but not psycho serious kek. btw, martial arts are not for attacking others, even when someone throws your hat and you know you can beat the shit out of that guy with 3 strokes, you will be able to restrain yourself. that is what confidence is.
also if you want to learn something, if you have interest for anything you can focus on that.
just keep in mind this: if you get be good at something whatever it is, others will copy you because you are cool. how does this sound?
Only do something or wear something because you like it or are passionate about it. Theres always going to be that 12 year old girl calling you a faggot, but if its something your passionate about, OWN IT! Dont be ashamed of it, just shrug it off, smile, and say "so what?"
This is impossible to do if you are pretending to be someone you arent. If youre a nerdy autistic fuck, who cares? Youre you and you like being that way, so own it. People will respect you for keeping it real, even if they dont respect what you are.
At the end of the day, anyone who is worth knowing or being friends with wont give you shit for being your own person, but remember being thick skinnned and being able to laugh at yourself sometimes is part of growing up and being an adult.
>>703302185
If I see the hat, I know what comes out of his mouth.
>>703303567
this man is right. You've got to do you
>>703306881
ah. well i think tone of voice and body language is always more important than
what you are saying.... its why normies sometimes have terrible comebacks and everybody just hollers like theyve never even fathomed something so hilarious. They are better at the primal posturing parts of being human, like gorillas beating their chests and whatnot. Even
though its bullshit you will have to
adopt your own style of this to survive. Your edginess, your hardiness as a human, whatever that looks like
also something tells me your punk rock is more ramones than black flag. The ramones will not help you from the position you are in
>>703307016
Just as a follow up example from someone i knew, this kid i knew in highschool showed up one day wearing a headband and looking like he was straight out of the breakfast club, the eighties were with him that day for sure.
Anyways, one of the teachers called him out on it, and said "whats with the get up man, you look like youre right out of the eighties!" And laughed at him
The guys response? "Hell yeah man, the eighties were tight. I love the eighties!"
In this instance, he was made fun of and then owned what he was doing. The other person has to accept that you are unaffected by the taunts and move on to something else.
Consider for example if he had instead gotten sad and sat at his desk moping - much like you did, this would give other people the indication that there would be pleasure in making him feel bad by insulting his outfit. Thereby escalating the situation.
>>703307440
never even listened to ramones i always assumed they were some sort of gay pop punk shit, how would refused help me?
you have a good point though, the problem is i just cant do that shit im aspie as fuck so body language is like quantum physics to me.
when i need to think of an insult or a witty response il just freeze and panic then get roasted the way you said.
>>703307776
thats actually pretty helpfull.
how do i react to "lol nice swag faggot" though?
swag is gay i dont even want to be associated with it unironically
>>703307776
Thats still quite an autist response, but you make a great point. It will be up to you to determine how significant of an insult it was.
Eg. Lets say somebody at the party said something like the teacher, you can laugh it off and go with it.
Guy blatantly insults you or throws your hat like OP story, kick the shit out of him.
There isnt a grey area here
>>703308070
i dont know man, never heard them. But basically i was trying to suggest music that serves as an outlet for all of your irregularities, since it seems like most music is just about trying to cheer you up enough to keep you conforming... fuuuck that.
And yeah, maybe you do have shitty genes dude but I guarantee by your explanation that you are overthinking
things. If you really didnt care, and had a proper speech tone, some magical coherent thoughts would just flow out of you. They might not be eloquent, but they dont need to be. So much of conversation with people we dont know is just padding, just fluff that dosent engage much of our prefrontal cortex at all because we prefer to keep the momentum moving than to suffer an awkward silence. Just think of it as monkeys just grunting at each other in different tones to establish familiarity, cause thats literally all it is
>>703308250
Just play it off man, come up with some playful banter like "pshht, you know im lookin fly right now" or something
For example, i have long hair and depending on which age group im talking to, i say different things.
Young peoplw generally tend to say things like "Youre gonna need a hairband like a girl soon" or call me a fag or whatever generic insult they throw at me, and i like to quote Katt Williams and say something like "Dont hate, you know my hair is luxurious" and kinda just whip my hair about. Yeah it looks dumb and makes a fool of my self l, but being able to acknowledge my perceived fault and own it diffuses the situation
Heres Katt Williams on the subject: youtube.com/watch?v=ZxxPLDZnqwA
>>703308250
Girl says that, you tell her to fuck off. Guy says it, insult back, fight etc.
Ive never worn swag stuff so this isnt speaking from experience, but rather what I would say.
>>703302715
This is fucking autistic.
You don't compliment a girl who insults you, you insult her back.
Doing this shit will just make you look like even more of a faggot
Would reply with ''oh my god some random 10 year old doesnt like my clothes!! What an i going to do??? Im going to like, literally die of embarrassment'' in some sarcastic/flanker voice. That or I'd feign insult and say something like ''oh yeah? Oh yeah? Well nice.... socks.... human'' in some joking voice. Would probably just laugh though, i couldn'ttake a 12 year old's insult sseriously
>>703309090
>year
Flanker= flamer
>>703301490
You're not cool because you wear cool stuff. Cool stuff is cool because cool people wear it.
It all boils down to
>body language
>body posture
>figure
>face
>predisposition due to contact in the past
>being an interesting person
>>703309090
I cringed hard here. Off to bed now
>>703304343
virgin
>>703301490
>OBEY shit is now a fad
hilarious. none of these kids even have any idea where its from
>>703309090
That's what uncool people would say
>>703309245
so what your saying is theres no hope
>>703308070
That sucks. One of the few things i'm good for is wit. It's pretty much a defence mechanism against stupid people. Even if you had said something stupid like "that was quite disobedient of you", that's still infinitely better than making a quick grab for your hat and bolting for the door, even if you got punched for it.
>>703301490
Not to sound like too much of an autist myself, and noting that I don't have confidence issues like you op, but why do you want to be friends with people who just call you a faggot 4noraisin?
As long as you think of yourself as being "uncool" you are going to be uncool.
I felt like you did almost all the way through school. Made some friends out of school, which gave me confidence, and now most of my friends are still stuck in their old life, while I've moved on. Made friends with most of them now too.
>Get friends who like you for who you are
>Gives you confidence
>ppl start to like you
You shouldn't change who you are for anyone else than yourself. If YOU want to be different because you don't like who you are, you should change. If others don't like you but you do, stay who you are.
>>703309461
thats actually somthing that infuriates me,
part of the reason i got the obey hat is because im a fan of old street art.
i was hoping i could use that as a coversation starter or something but i never even got a chance to before it went to shit.im pretty sure 99% of the things that cool kids do they dont know the origin of
>>703309410
>>703309711
whoops i replyed to wrong person
>>703309711
Man, they just think shits cool because of shitt rappers.
>thinking these faggots actually know something.
>>703309711
Tbh I dont give a shit what that goofy hat represents. Every 15 year old wears it and I want to run them all over when theyre being little shit stains
>>703309809
>>703309711
One thing you can do to diffuse that situation is to make her feel stupid then.
"Swag? I bet you dont even know where this is from, do you?"
fuck trying to appeal to your peers. Never seek self importance through others. Go find your own likes and interests and other people will start wanting to be like you. Individuality is in. Fuck being around people that treat you like shit. find some sort of creative/artistic outlet that you like and focus 100% on applying your academics to a future that revolves around that. leave the normies in the dust as you find meaning in life. stop trying to fit into a premade life and create your own scaffold that others are going to want to apply to themselves.
>>703301490
don't go to parties. Get fucked up alone.
>>703309494
No, but constant improvement
I was a very cringey teenager once, started browsing /b/ from age 14.
But due to being autistically as anyone here I was smart enough to look at what went wrong and started improving. Basically
>get /fit/ (read the sticky)
>get a job
>get experience aka go out into social situations
You will fail at first but only then you can improve
>build yourself a personality
>if you have depression, get a competent doc
>get a gf
What is vital is that you loose your autism. And that you only get by actually putting yourself out there. Get friends by being nice and interesting but not too clingy to your coworkers/fellows/etc. Gain confidence and self respect by loosing weight or gaining muscle.
>>703301490
>>703302715
>>703303913
>>703309090
is this a cringe thread?
>>703301490
>online date
>meet girl weird as you
>do LSD together
>listen to pink floyd and talk about aliens
>happily ever after
>>703309926
Don't listen to this kid. That's the literal fedora answer. 'Tips OBEY hat'
>>703309639
i honestly dont know,
this was when i was about 17 so i dont remember what i was thinking back then.
i just suddenly got a flashback to this while lying in bed and thought it would make an interesting discussion.
i guess i just wanted to be like the people i idolized.
i know plenty of people who are as cool as other cool normies and still just as intelligent. guess i just wanted to have freinds like them or somthing
>>703310192
Lmao, bro ok, nice insult. You're very creative, nobody has ever heard that one before.
>>703309945
Also, never stop trying to improve yourself and the world. Never stop helping others(but dont be a pushover and let other take advantage of you). The world has too many fucking toxic parasites(i'm probably one of them, but meh...), be the one paving the road to a better future. dont look down at others unless you are helping them up. Basically, dont be an asshole.
>>703310198
do copius amounts of drugs
it helped me not give a fuck and people respect that
>>703310192
i actually completly agree.
i always feel like giving a comeback too complicated or smart wont work because it will just go right over their heads but at the same time im not quick enough to think of a decent comeback
I was a total target when I was a young kid. Got attacked in and out of school. Never got badly beaten cos I wasn't small but hardly ever fought back. I'd just run.
When I found punk rock and started playing guitar, my whole outlook changed. All that random, childish, geeky energy got channelled into being in a (admittedly shit) punk band.
I could get away with behaving exactly the same but automatically got more respect for having the guts to stand on a stage and make a tit of myself, singing my own songs with a band.
Now I'm mid 30s - I still play music and I'm still very geeky. I still see other people as normal compared to me. But I'm just me and people can either like it or fuck off.
I'm married with 2 kids and a job I love.
Find something you love doing that gets you out amongst people and throw yourself into it.
And anyone who doesn't like it can fucking do one.
KILL YOURSELF IF YOU THINK A SNAPBACK WILL MAKE YOU SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE, YOU'RE GARBAGE AND WE DONT NEED YOU EATING OUR FOOD AND DRINKING OUR WATER AND SUCKING UP OUR AIR!
>>703309711
Nobody wears obey because they like street art. They wear it because it's an easily digestible and slightly rebellious pop culture symbol. If you want to rep your love for street art, don't go for the most overplayed mainstream brand of a guy who made graphics for a presidential campaign. Get a black snapback, and stencil on a word of your own in bold colour. It would probably help to have a background in this type of shit, too. Practice on plywood in your yard, and go out and tag a couple places with your new sign.
>>703306326
lying piece of shit types
>>703310515
you left your capslock on buddy
>>703303490
okay dude. you're obvs. really young.
1.) You'll grow out of your awkward phase.
2.) You're still unsure what you're into, what you can ask for, what people think and so on. Just stare at your ceiling for a while and think what people you want to be around, what girls or boys you're into should be like. Then go there, knowing nobody and go: "yeah, i'm new, I'm a dork but i'd like to get t know some of you guys"
Who even cares. Most normies are just emotional time bombs anyways. Like that guy who ripped your hat off your head and soaked it in beer. You really want to earn his and his clones' respect? Anyone who would even do what you described is borderline retarded. Go find actual people with interests and braincells and you won't even have to worry about spending 30 dollars on a hat.
>>703310319
Damage control much?
You don't have to defend yourself online. I can assure you, everyone would laugh at these replies you posted. Take the good advice in this threat to improve and lay off that autism or you'll get pic related as reaction
I like when all the things are solved proposing a card duel, turn on your game! And you can even become friends after all
>>703310792
agreed. Learn how to spend your time wisely. Dont waste that shit on fuckheads who drain your willpower. Life aint that long bro
OP in a decade or so
>>703301490
Coming from a normie fag who parties a lot. It's all about how you carry yourself man. You have to be confident about whatever you do. You could be the weirdest guy in the crowd. I often am. But confidence is what turns that weirdness into respectful uniqueness. When you don't care about what other people think, that's when people respect you. You do you and people will like it.
>>703306565
What the fuck did you expect man
You sure are projecting a lot. Maybe you should take a good hard look at yourself before you consider doing the same to others. Lol, damage control? Bro, you are literally sitting here not even trying to come up with anything original, youre just siting here trying to troll me but it aint gonna work dude. Been around the block too many times for that. Cheers and have a good day. Im out.
Shoot up the school OP.
your only answer.
>>703301490
Learn to imitate them and you'll become one of them. Eventually you will be a good actor, now try to find another town and build your new c00l normiefaggot life.
>>703311241
Yup
>>703311221
Samefagging cont. You also have to learn to laugh at yourself. When someone tries throwing out a comment like that girl with the swag comment, just take it and throw out a comment making fun of yourself. It's a great situation defuser
>>703306565
>get into the sun
>work tf out >>>/fit/
Read the sticky
Pic related. Me at 21 after 4 years lifting
all your advice is really good but for some reason i just cant think of any emway to put it into practice.
if i continue to act like myself like i have been the past few years since this incident then i will only make freinds with more people like myself.
fucking weebs, nerds and autists.
i can easily get along with people like that but im just fucking sick of them.
i want to be happy like the normies are.
i also want to get laid by somone who doesnt look like shit and thats not happening in my current feeind group
i havnt been to a party in years and i cant stand them anymore.
are some people just not meant to have freinds?
>>703310083
This
Everybody at the gym loves to see skinny guys or fat fucks make it, it's where we all started. Don't get me wrong you fuckers are annoying when you get in the way or take up a rack just to curl but you'll learn, dealing with the gym and being able to talk to other gym guys builds confidence.
I talk to the girls at the front desk all the time, just casual shit, now when I'm working out they come and find me for more of a chat, literally nothing to it. Go to the gym, even if you think your body isn't bad, it can always be better and your confidence will go up, no girl is as intimidating as going up to a 100kg+ meathead guy for the first time and asking how long he's going to be using a rack
>>703311877
holy shit ur a massive faggot
>>703312050
I honestly hate everyone and just act like I'm friends with people.
>online date.
>there are hot weird bitches out there.
>>703311877
tbh i want to work out but also fuck you.
im too embarrised by my body to be going to a place like that
>>703312063
Caught u mirin
>>703312260
you know what, fuckit
im desperate enough.
whats the least shit dating site?
if you say tinder i sware to fucking god im finna
>>703301490
you reek of desperation
>>703312437
Plenty of fish, OKCUPID or match.
Tinder can be okay, but mostly its shit.
>>703312619
nice one scooby doo nothing gets past that nose
>>703312437
Don't do it. Work on yourself then get a real gf not through some shitty dating site.
I you really want to get laid just drive to the next city and go to a bar.
1 no one knows you
2. You have nothing to loose
Then try to get girls, you will fail but then rapidly improve your social gains
>>703312270
If you don't have an uni gym, buy some dumbbells or even a bar and start home training. Make a thread on fit on how to get equipped, but read the sticky first, so you know about nutrition, diet and exercise.
It will take a lot of willpower and discipline at first, but you'll get used to it.
Pro tip: you will experience noon gains. That is massive improvements in the first weeks that make you stick with it because you really see it working
>>703312755
truth hurts doesn't it?
>>703301490
you have to be atleast 18 to post here mate
>>703312819
Noon gains = noob gains
Autocorrect there.
Noob gains are the gains which you as a skelly beginner will make in the beginning. You'll see an effect after like 1.5 months of training and diet, wich is fairly much fairly soon
>>703312819
You're talking to someone with shit social skills.
Meeting someone in a bar, even in another state would end bad.
At least online they can think about what they are gonna say until they get to know them and they can see if they like their socially awkward ass or not.
>>703312819
fuck going to bars.
il just end up being the sad looking guy surrounded by empty shot glasses alone.
im more likly to get a pity fuck than anything that way.
i guess il look into starting lifting but idk if i have the time
Cringe thread??
>>703312969
this was years ago dude i never implied it was recent.
>>703313003
this
>>703313075
Yes you have the time. I know this because you post on /b/
>>703313329
touche my dude
>>703313075
You don't even have to start at the gym. Start, plenty of workouts at home.
I used to be just like you man, I was overweight and had no confidence.
Even if you dont do much people will start to notice and you'll gain more confidence and get the drive to do more.
And I agree with some of these guys, you can't pretend to be someone you arent.
>online dating isn't a bad thing either.
>>703313075
what's wrong with pity fucks?
>>703313863
I agree, doesn't matter had sex
>>703301490
>how can normies smell us coming so easily?
>why does immitating what they do not work?
>how are they able to detect an outsider so easily even when intoxicated?
>are the ones born uncool destined to stay that way no matter what they try?
it's because you're a whiny little bitch. You let shit get to you because you literally can't handle it. No matter what you're going to let it stab at your feels and it fucking kills you. Don't try so hard mate. Just have a good time and don't take what anyone says that seriously because no one is really that fucking awesome that you should give more of a shit about how they feel than how you feel. If someone fucks with you and does something you don't like then fucking do something about it, unless you're just too weak, which I assume is the problem. You're probably short or just have self esteem issues. idk dude try to get laid more often- it usually helps with that
>>703313927
for a desperate guy, he sure is very picky.
as the saying goes, beggars can't be choosers
>>703314127
Could always be some douchebro's wingman and fuck the fat friends.
Y'arr it's late and she's a whale but its a wet hole.
>>703313989
>try to get laid more often
yes because its that fucking simple for somone like me
OP just needs to learn how to talk to women.
I'm not the most handsome guy nor the most physically gifted but i've gotten laid just by having a sense of humour. sometimes by having the same interests.
I guess OP needs to read books? I dunno. seems like he doesn't have any confidence because he doesn't have anything interesting to say to women.
>>703301490
>don't dress to look "cool"
>don't dress like an autist
>go boxing
>learn to defend yourself and how to punch hard
when anyone tries to fuck with you again, you just beat the shit out of them (but only outside of school, you don't want to get suspended).
Congrats, now you are the cool kid.
>>703314738
if i knew how to find wmen i could put up with i think id be fine.
the only girls ive met while hanging out with the "cool people" are absolute human trash and dont even desearve my dick.
im not gonna meet any girls while skateboarding or doing nerd shit so where the fuck do i find them?
>>703315010
lol. no wonder nobody likes you. you have a shit personality and even shittier attitude.
i wish those guys at the party punched your little faggot face in instead of just throwing your gay ass hat on the floor.
>>703315307
This tbh fam
>>703315307
what because i have fucking standards?
if you want to go fuck anything that moves thats on you but i dont want some emotional peice of trash with a million exes in my life
>>703315609
Some autistic like you can't afford standards.
>>703315609
standard? you don't know what that means.
you're the desperate guy wanting to fit in and bitches about it on /b/ and you speak of standards?
god you are one annoying faggot.
>>703308976
"srs, just say you're a pretty fat cunt for a 12 year old" and move on
>>703314377
>somone like me
wtf are you like dude. I'm tall and only decent looking. that's really all I have going for me. I'm not smart, rich, or even very self confident myself.
I literally got this girls number who I thought was cute from my friend, sent her a text like "hey, I'm Anon. I think you're cute, btw Such&Such gave me your number lol" and I fucking got laid the next time I saw that bitch. It's not that hard dude. Just have confidence, and if she shoots you down, there was no harm in asking. The problem comes from never asking, because you'll never know if you don't ask.
>>703315819
don't bother giving this guy advice.
he's got standards. lol.
what a fucking loser.
>>703310192
lol Fedora answer
This guy is a faggot, I'm leaving.
you guys are fucking retarded.
the kid clearly doesnt know any other girls and by the sounds of it i wouldnt want to fuck those girls either
ignore the greentext this is a different thread alltogether at this point, this is a how do we fix OPs broken ass thread
>>703309245
This. How you'd think a hat would make a difference is astounding to me.
Change yourself, not your hat. If you do you can wear whatever the fuck and still get respect and pussy.
>>703315868
>he's got standards. lol.
so. You need standards, dude.you can't just start fucking nasty hoes right from the start or you'll set yourself up to have low standards and not feel bad about fucking low quality pussy. Once you land a hottie, you'll feel less shitty about fucking average looking girls just to satisfy your high sex drive because you've already gotten a taste of prime pussy, and it's not really that big of a deal any more.
>>703315819
its not my looks that are the main problem.
i dont know how to talk to women and i dont know how to make freinds.
i dont have anyone i can just text and say "ur cute lole"
>>703316178
yeah. read up on all his posts and you'll understand why him having " standards " is a joke.
>>703316282
again
you are exactly like the girls i dont like,
you will just plough through relationships and dicks and become just as fucking toxic and unlikable as they are,
theres girls out there that hate fucks like you the same way i do,
i bet you complain about your many exes alot
Meh fuck them OP, 95% of today's generation is about being posers anyways so don't be like them. They're douchebags for making fun of a guy trying to fit in, trust me man life is different when you're out of school.
>>703316458
ive been out of school for 4 years and its no different.
this event happened 3 years ago
>>703316405
nah not really. I was just at a party with my ex last weekend. I'm facebook friends with my exes.
so no. I'd like to say you're projecting but I don't think you've ever had pussy.
I think your problem is that in your mind you think you're such a catch but in reality people look at you and all they see is a desperate and confused young man.
get off your high horse kid. you're nothing but a loser.
>>703315819
Don't listen to this guy, we're raised in a society literally addicted to sex, fed pesticides and steroids and chemicals since practically birth and shamed when we hold off on procreating. The world is far over populated, and people are ridiculed over it, sex is the last thing anyone should need and yet people shame themselves and beat themselves up for not having it. Trust me man, find a nice girl to settle down with first
>>703316821
why the fuck would i think im a catch?
have yoy even looked at this thread before posting?
>>703316954
i really want to but thats the problem.
how the fuck do i find girls that i can like?
the only way i know to meet girls is shitty partys but all the girls there are trash
>>703301490
Be mysterious girls love it, i got hit on a lot but i had low self-esteem so i ignored, i just wore a black hoodie, jeans and Nike boots
>>703316956
>why the fuck would i think im a catch?
>>703317091
>the only way i know to meet girls is shitty partys but all the girls there are trash
I LOVE BEING A NORMIE :-)
>>703317261
what did he mean by this?
>>703316704
If that's the case, what are you doing wearing obey shirts and hats? Thought that was a highschool fad or something, but besides, they're all bitches. You made an easy target because they knew you wouldn't react right away and were alone, you'd be hard pressed to find one of them saying shit like that one on one. Besides when it comes down to it, little boys talk shit, men go outside if they have a problem and deal with it. Everyone thinks they're the best until they're actually put to the test, think outside the box and make yourself the best. Why do you need a bunch of fags approval anyways? Fuck them, you're going to be something some day and they aren't. But I get it dude, it's annoying being the only guy with a heart and a head on his shoulders in a crowd of people who think they're better than everyone else. It's a ridiculous life style and many people don't mature until their later years
>>703317310
Also normie tip from me.
If you class people by uncool and cool. You are uncool, when you learn you are equal to chads as a human being and stop judging yourself and others. That's when you'll be accepted.
>>703317417
he thinks he's way too good for the chicks at the parties he goes to but he's the loser that everyone makes fun of.
>>703301490
This shit is really at thing?
>>703317091
Maybe you don't have to go out of your way to find one, you've got your entire life to find someone special. Time is relative my man, what I'm saying is maybe you don't need a woman in your life right now. Perhaps all you need is to work on yourself and just make some friends. After all, you'll find her one day and what is your lover if not your best friend? Just let go man, be yourself and stop trying to fit into a society that is ass backwards
>>703303117
>most autistic response imaginable
>reply with anime reaction pic
>>703317680
i dont think im too good i just dont want anything to do with cunts like that
That fucking OBEY-brand shit has become a shining beacon of irony. People started it off to show they were aware of social conditioning and manipulation in advertising (see the film They Live if you really are that retarded), and now the people wearing it are only wearing it because it's trendy, many of them having no fucking idea where it originated. It's come full circle. Funny as fuck.
>>703317868
yeah part of the reason i chose it was after watching exit through the gift shop, i wanted one with the andre the giant face on it but i couldnt find one
>>703305362
You should try to get out more often.
The "cool kids" are often both very charismatic and confidence. They are easy to like and naturally leaders. That's why people concider them "cool kids"
>>703301490
I highly doubt this ever happened
obey hats are played out
>>703301490
OBEY ME AND KILL YOURSELF
>>703319555
TRIPSS
