Ask an RCMP anything. I am a member in the Lower Mainland District, British Columbia.
how do you find horses sexually appealing? I don't get it
>>703289440
I don't know, just something about them....so muscular.
What is you badge # don't believe you
>>703289228
Where can I get a uniform? My partner has a uniform fetish and it's a bucket list thing to be fucked by a mountie.
I swear I don't want it for anything illegal. Unless hot sex is illegal.
>>703289988
Unfortunately I think you'll be outta luck. I cant think of any that you can get online. I've seen fake Red Serges made online though.
Red jacket thing with time stamp
>>703290171
Thanks for your response.
I definitely want the real thing. Oh well, life isn't always fair huh.
Do the RCMP consider themselves elite, as in better than the VPD for example?
Are you a freemason? How many officers do you know who are freemasons?
>>703290238
Coming shortly, just sending the email from my phone.
>>703290427
No elite necessarily. I consider myself a better investigator than most municipal officer's no doubt though.
>>703290238
There ya go
Have you met diefenbaker and is he as cool as in that documentary or is he a twat?
Does this image offend you? Also do you know any officers who are horsefuckers?
>>703291392
On this day OP was a really cool guy.
>>703291967
I like to think so most days.
>>703291392
how do we know you aren't a phony, but anyways, I'm a fellow 604 here
>>703292492
I'll take a pic of my badge with same timestamp. It'll be up soon once my WiFi decides to stop being stupid.
>>703289228
(dude from previous thread)
RCMP always drawing the short straw.
Big federal force with backup 3 hours away and no carbines in the cars? That fuckin sucks.
In your opinion, should I try for the City service before RCMP?
>>703292492
Now you show your uniform so we know you ain't phony
>>703289228
Are you the cop who got caught by the surrey creep catchers trying to pick up an underage girl?
>>703289228
am i gonna get arrested for loli?
>>703292926
This actually happens? Wow
>>703292492
There ya go.
>>703292740
I love the RCMP, they've treated me well. That being said, you can make a LOT more money with another service. Major city forces are getting around 100-105k a year for a 1st Class Constable. RCMP is paying 82.5k a year.
Considering the experience you have, do you think you have what it takes to become a decent criminal and play for the other side?
>>703292926
It did happen and no I'm not. I assure you that no one is more pissed off about it then the other member's....>>703293030
>>703292944
You could. But even if you don't you're still a shit rat.
>>703293252
Absolutely. You learn pretty quickly that a lot of criminals that make a LOT of money are not educated and make dumb mistakes. Having been on the other side I know I could do better than these dumb shits. But I'm a Sheepdog, and I'll be one for life. I signed up and I'm not about to switch teams.
>>703293454
loli is ilegal in canada? do you guys track what people save or something? how do you make arrests like that
Bump folks!
>>703289228
where are you from originally?
>>703293279
Damn, yeah that's fucked.
>>703293724
Anything that is being presented as simulated child porn is still illegal. So essentially if someone is portraying themselves as Under 18 then it's illegal.
>>703293745
Lower Mainland as well. I was lucky I got posted close to home.
>>703291276
>a better investigator than most municipal officer's no doubt though.
city cop here. That's because you have to do most of the shit yourself. I wondered why it only took you guys 2 or 3 years to specialize while it took us 5.
>>703289228
With the legalization of marijuana apparently coming, do you guys even bother enforcing the current laws on it?
how was not getting any ass in grade school
>>703294144
this
>>703294144
As someone from the 604 who used to smoke a lot of weed and ran into cops all the time, they're usually nice about it, the worth thing I've had happen is they confiscated all the product and a friends bong and they took our names and told us to leave.
Do you have any training with the c8 or c7? One time a rcmp picked up my norinco AR and said oh yah eh im trained on one a deez, its a two two tree eh? Then he asks if my revolver is non restricted because it's a .22lr
>>703289228
Fellow 604 Surrey here, good on ya man. Too many police get a bad rap when I imagine you're dealing with human scum most of the time.
>>703294311
I dated a cop who let me smoke weed once.
It was so weird getting high around him.
Ever rape anybody or know of any other RCMPs that did?
>>703294113
That's exactly it. In my first two years I had already written Search Warrants, Blood Warrants, Production Orders, etc.
I talked to my friends in the Muni's and none of them had done any of it.
>>703294144
Grow ops? Not really. Dealing? Absolutely,
thats a lot of my bread and butter. Plus drug dealing typically yields the other two major food groups: Money and Guns.
>>703294311
Most of the time that's about it, unless you think they're involved in Gang conflicts.
>>703294311
meant to say worst not worth
>>703289228
where the white women at?
>>703294457
C8 Colt yes I carry it. I also have my own PAL and own others so.
>>703294460
Appreciate it. Unfortunately I'm finding a lot of this younger generation is buying in to this new "Fuck the police" narrative and saying we're all racist.
>>703294560
No, and No.
would u take money for urself in a drug bust
>>703294789
White women? Alberta or Saskatchewan. Definitely.
have you ever been abducted by aliens?
Hey tri-cities here what's up
>>703294884
No, having been a part of a few, the thought never even crossed my mind.
>>703294983
No I have not. Do you mean illegal Aliens? >>703295064
Sup brahhhh
How many people have you caught smoking weed and let go?
>>703295245
I mean without charging? I dont even know, too many too count. They've never gotten to keep their drugs before tho.
do you ever shoot Americans trying to cross the border?
If not, why not?
>>703295470
I've arrested them before, they immediately get turned over to CBSA or US Authorities. Most people don't realize how much of the BC/USA border is just straight up not protected/monitored.
Is it wrong that i want to fuck horses?
What's the worst town in BC to be a cop in and why. Not any rural town. Ones with decent amount of ppl 604 region
>>703295636
I mean...it's weird. I dont get it at all.
>>703289228
>>703289228
I submitted a tip on a drug dealer to crimestoppers in BC. Whats my chances of an arrest and me getting sweet dollas?
I never bought from the guy or even met the guy, I just know a bitch who gets drugs from him. And drug dealers are garbage.
>>703289228
>I am a member in the Lower Mainland District, British Columbia.
Bullshit. You haven't apologized once.
>>703295947
Neither do i. I want a grizzly bear to fuck me too but horses probably won't try to kill me.
Anyway, keep up the good work.
>>703295907
Well the worst would be the rural's for a lot of reasons. The ones that I've heard are REALLY bad are Prince George, Williams Lake.
But in the 604 area, probably Chilliwack. It's super understaffed and an absolute shithole, and they police like 4 or 5 reserves too I think.
>>703294954
Alberta women. Talk about dicks out for harambe
Ever done a line of coke in uniform?
>>703296124
It's wacked there
>>703296165
Aussie cops do that all the time.
>>703296074
Slim to none if i'm being honest. Most often times drug tips don't do much for us unless we catch dealers in the act or with their product.
>>703296117
I mean....wut.
>>703296105
Lulz.
>>703294644
I like that you called them food groups
>>703289228
have you ever tried to fuck your own horse?
>>703296165
>>703296298
Yeah I mean I've never met an Aussie that was an absolute dick bag. And I spent a lot of time in Whistler.
>>703296141
Truth...unless it's Calgary. But Grand Prairie or Edmonton. Woof.
>>703296247
Yup. It deserves it's nickname.
>>703296355
I know. It's weird.
Any suggestions for a more wholesome fetish?
>>703296355
not even for coke and molly dealers? damn.
I gave a #, couldnt you just text and be all " hey I know ____, said i can buy m, lets meet at fuckin tims"
then be all
"police! fuck you"
pew pew pew
>>703296355
so what happens when a major bust goes down and weapons are seized? I always figured you guys kept the guns and refurbished them for yourselves but the more I think about it, the less it makes sense. Canada doesn't seem like the kind of place that would allow the police to sell seized weaponry, are they just destroyed?
>>703296581
It typically goes straight to whatever Drug Unit works in the area. Mostly for intel. But usually they're pretty on the ball to begin with. What we're looking for are license plates, etc. Because we can link the cars directly to the dealing and go through Civil Forfeiture if we ever make an arrest.
>>703296640
Unfortunately yeah, they typically get destroyed. It's a shame because I've seen some BEAUTIFUL guns that I've seized. But Canada's firearms laws are pretty clear.
>>703296901
Canadian firearm laws are anything but fucking clear are you kidding me?
>>703296901
it would be nice to see the rcmp just riding their horses down the street holding customized drug money weapons.
>>703297050
Poor choice of words. You're right. I am also someone who has their RPAL and CFRO, it's clear as mud.
I mean in no way shape or form could we reburbish or sell them unfortunately.
>>703289228
If you pulled me over with pic related and 30 other rifles and several antique handguns how startled would you be? Yes the armor is real and better than yours
>>703289228
a black dude just reached for your gun, wat do?
>>703296532
Not all aussies are bad, we are a bit loud at times.
I'd love to move out of australia to canada. My BF wants to as well. At least we can marry there.
>>703297244
I mean you're already on careless storage, so seize them all. And jokes on you, I bought my own armor years ago.
>>703297246
I mean....Context....
>>703297500
You wouldnt know i had guns until i told handed you id. I always had my id pal and range membership regardless, just to make sure you know who i am. Ive been stopped with pic related amounts of guns before and it went pretty well.
>>703297404
Gay marriage isn't legal Down Under? That's surprising.
>>703297244
Do you drive around with unpinned magazines, Kelvo?
>>703297970
As long as you have proper paperwork for transport it's a non issue anyways. Just declare it and present your paper and it's good to go.
>>703298177
I hope he doesn't....
>>703289228
Growing a dope plant for fun. I like to smoke weed I'm not a bad person at all have a good job own my home pay my bills and kids are grown, what's your take on folks that smoke up? Like what goes through your mind busting people for pot? I've always wondered.
>>703289228
Can I legally say "Fuck the police" whilst an officer is within earshot?
I wouldn't because i'm a Okanagan/shuswap native and would be profiled around here but I sure would like to know.
>>703298056
No.
We are run by religious fanatics. They keep dodging the issue. They want to spend $160 million to put a vote to the public to see if same sex couples can marry, and opinion polls taken by newspapers and media say most australians are in favour of it, so the government keep delaying the date. Presumably until the vast majority of people say no.
ok lets say I am doing nothing against the criminal code in any way shape or form. However, I come up to you and flip you two birds and tell you to fuck yourself in a really threatening voice. Can you guys do anything to me?
>>703289228
you guys keep notes on peoples houses/properties of suspicious stuff? Albertafag and i have a spare property out west, i was there for the weekend and when i walked towards my car out the door the RCMP parked right behind me and stared, i didnt even look at him and sat in my car then he drove off. 20 minutes later, i went to a diner near the highway and a separate RCMP parked RIGHT beside me in a empty lot for 20 minutes, i was in the diner
im starting to think the RCMP think my place is a grow op or something, literally all the place is used for is the odd weekend since my mom gave it to me when my dad died. i stay 2-3 nights a month to check on the place and i think theyre suspicious, ive never been in trouble once with the law
>>703298177
Thats crazy tok guy
>>703298199
How much range time do you even get? Do you do any training on the side? Cause ive seen some awful cops and even worse shit at the range, some cops are fucking idiots with their guns, ive literally been muzzle swept by a cop before
>>703298612
not OP but my buddy here in Alberta got a stunting ticket because a cop saw him honk and flip off a photo radar truck. on foot pretty sure flipping off a cop is completely legal under free speech
>>703298710
>>703298382
I only give dealer's shit, because typically they're involved in other criminal activity. Weed will be legal in Canada, it's inevitable. I just hope we develop a better system for testing for impaired driver's before it happens. I don't judge someone who tokes up for themselves, just understand I don't make the laws and I'm bound to enforce them, even if I don't agree with them.
One I always hate is open container. A person should be allowed to enjoy an open beer in public as long as they're not drunk or causing issues, but that's not how society works. We have to work to the lowest common denominator unfortunately.
>>703298410
It's legal, but why draw attention to yourself. Also recognize if you're drunk/under the influence, you can be arrested for DIPP under the Liquor Control Act or Cause Disturbance under the Criminal Code just for being intoxicated in public.
>>703298414
I do like a lot of the other stuff Australia does though, but this ones surprising.
>>703289228
Do you still have international jurisdiction hunting down criminals? Like if I shot someone in Toronto, are you still able to come arrest my ass in Buffalo?
>>703289228
Why are you guys and gals better then city cops?
>>703298943
I will admit we do some pretty cool stuff.
>>703298865
oh ok thanks buddy, its a bit of a life goal to flip off a cop.
>>703298931
i wont deny that Trudeau is a bigger faggot than his father was and hes fucking us Albertans over, but hes better than the shithole the USA will be in if (more like when) Trump is president
>>703299054
It was my life goal to suck off a cop and i did that, so follow your dreams
>>703298943
Im not going to, im native and will surely be hit with some bullshit around the Kelowna area. And i don't drink. Thanks for the info man. Just wanted to know it was legal.
>>703298943
Canada Fag here, area code 306 how you do. Your comment
>weed will be legal in Canada
It won't, On a federal scale it can't however it could be decriminalized on a federal scale or have the law be altered in some way where it is as a controlled substance. Right now I think it should be able to be bought just like liquor but not shit quality and taxed all the way up.
>>703298612
Depends on the circumstance, If i'm on a call and I tell you to get the fuck outta there and you don't, Obstruction if I think it's impeding my investigation, you'll go in cuffs.
If there's anyone else around and they're "disturbed" by the action, technically I could arrest you for Cause Disturbance. But Peace Officer's can't be distrurbed,so it would have to be someone else.
>>703298710
Intelligence led policing is a big thing. It's linking suspicous activity/vehicles/property. You may have been unfairly targetted but someone may have tipped off to the property.
>>703298784
I do a lot of training on my own, but I enjoy shooting. And yes some are dipshits with their sidearms....
>>703298865
Yeah but stunting's not in Alberta. You're friend sounds like a Goof so...
>>703298931
I hate him so much, Fuck he's a clown.
>>703299054
#ButWhereIsmoot
>>703299410
Not just their side arms ive seen some at the spruce grove shooting range bumpfire 30rd mags from their ars and fire like 10 of those over the berm then act like that didn't just happen. Or just being noisy dicks at the range. At least i havent been stopped with my ak yet, when that happens im gonna be there for a while.
>>703298982
That's super grey...we don't have peace officer status in the states, but we can request US Authorities to apprehend and extradite.
>>703299119
>>703299119
How bout either person that's elected. Just know the rest of the world is laughing at you Americans this fall.
>>703299363
It will get taxed and it will be enforced for illegal stuff too. The government will control all production and sales, and will crack down on illegal grows even more.
>>703299694
Forgot Pic related.
>>703299694
Your valmet looks too fuddy to be mistaken for an ak, keep on fantasizing about that freeman on the land shootout blaze of glory nonsense
Ive smoked pot on and off for a while, when the legislation goes through to legalize it federally will my past srill be held against me?
>>703299800
>>703299851
Oh i take the fuddy comment back i thought you only had the .308 valmet
Rcmp are total bro tier cops, so I went to school in olds AB, fun college but res sucks sick, so one night there where too many parties going on and the RAs could not handle it, called the RCMP up to stop then, stop the crazy ones, but for the smaller ones they just walk In and say keep it down guys
Thanks man, I love the RCMP cause you told off our total cunt of a RA off
>>703299851
OP Here, Lollll. Freemen on the Land are so entertaining to work with. It's hilarious the delusion that goes through their minds....
>>703299720
306 Fag signing in again
So have a story
>Be me
>4 years ago
>17
>Co-worker lights
>Decide to smoke up
>Holyfuck.jpg
>Wherehasthisbeenallmylife.pdf
>4 years later
>Casually lights up
>Trudeau elected
>whythefuckdowehaveafuckingpakilovingclownasourfuckingpm.bmp
>Gets promised weed
>Mfw kk
>Mfw realises its going to be taxed to shit
>mfw will be shit quality
>2 Grams of Masters is $30, $30 would equals 2 grams of regular with taxes
>Mfw can go buy jaeger for that price
All i want is good weed for good prices and not taxed to shit
>>703299410
my buddy is beyond a goof
but literally the only things with the RCMP there were some cokehead broke in 8 years ago and i got breathalyzed a year ago after accidentally skidding my truck out but blew 0 and he said have a nice night. ive never had any issues so i dont know why theyre suspicious of me, my neighbors the one that always goes to jail and i watched the RCMP take all his vehicles etc under warrant last summer lol
>>703299979
I AM A FREE CITIZEN
>>703299851
I only fantasize about shootouts with armed bikers or drug gangs, at least i have a chance to win and live, cops will just keep coming with more people and guns than i have. Also it is 308 but have a 7.62x39 chamber adapter for it.
When you're going through your initial training / police academy / whatever, do they officially mention Dudley, or is it assumed that if you signed up for the RCMP, you already know about him?
>>703299969
Olds is a fun fucking place just saying...
>>703300119
Having never done it I couldn't tell you the quality etc.
>>703300130
Single Vehicle MVI? I'd probs breathalyze you too to be honest. Just a fact of the work.
and good to hear your buddy is a Goof. So don't be shocked when he gets a nice matress on a concrete floor for being a clown one night.
>>703289228
So today my oldest brother got into a car accident because of some paki fag who didn't know how to drive properly, He was in a semi, she was in a tiny ass fuckin prius or some shit paki's drive. So what are your thoughts on these "Refugees" coming into the country and nigger immigrants joining our country and fucking up everyone's daily life.
>>703300263
It's just kind of assumed that that's the reason why everyone signed up. And when you get the Professional Standards lecture, it's even more evident.
>>703298943
My wife likes to bake all sorts of medicated goodies and all sorts of other foods infused with pot and it's illegal for us because we are not medical patients and buy on the black market a substantial amount at a time, we arent hippies or anything we just have a passion for pot and like to use it recreationally, would you ever consider trying delicious cookies and pastries pies and cakes made with pot?
Have you ever been stationed at a native reserve and if so was it as bad as I've here?
>>703299921
I speak in terms of applying to RCMP
>>703300677
No, I don't get to make the laws. Unfortunately I don't really get to choose which criminal ones to break and which I dont. Plus I've gone literally my entire life without trying pot once so I'm not about to start anytime soon.
>>703300441
You sound like a super tuned in person, I'm sure your semi driving brother did nothing wrong....
>>703289228
What do you think of my smoking device? Would you be butthurt if you found this and a small amount of shatter on me?
>>703300859
I've worked in areas with Reserves yes and it's bad. But I've done my whole service in BC, the ones in Manitoba are REALLY bad. I'm talking no running water, sexual assaults on 3 year olds bad.
>>703300863
No, the standards and process are a fucking joke now, I doubt they'll even bat an eye.
Do you have to go around and bust people at the end of the week/month/quarter so your numbers for that period look better? (I know that officially there isn't a quota written down anywhere, but unofficially, the boss expects you to get a certain amount of things done.)
>>703301069
Thanks man, be safe n shit
As a recreational firearms owner, do you agree with the RCMP's attempts at firearm and magazine reclassification?
>>703300441
Yeah pakis are terrible drivers the other day im comin from hinton on northwards and this goof in a honda is going 50kmh on the bridge and up the hill past the river. Then the goof slows to about 20kmh before turnin off the highway no signals and meets up with some other pakis pulled over meanwhiles its 100kmh posted straight shot all the way onwards. Double yellow tho eh thats why i didnt pass
>>703301043
Both are illegal so I'll seize both and tell you to have a good day.
>>703301217
Well I'll put it this way, if you're going out and getting files, tickets, etc. then what are you doing? They're not paying you to do nothing.
There are no quotas despite what people think, but if you're not giving out tickets you better be taking a lot more calls, writing a lot of reports, etc.
>>703300863
>>703301415
I almost got hit by a paki taxi driver and it was a wall sign for me, he looked at me like I'm the ass hole, fuck they just get there license from there paki friends at the dmv
>>703289228
You're a fucking goof, pig.
As a fellow beaver toucher, I thank you for your service eh!
>>703301453
What if i have legitimate, visible medical reasons to be smoking?
You ever worked in fsj? Good town man they got two timmys right now for your donut fix and they building another timmys right off the alcan across from mcdonalds
>>703301615
>>703301615
Cool story, what's your FPS?
>>703301692
Do you have your license on you? just because you have a "medical reason" to have it, doesn't mean it's not illegal.
Ever fucked someone on duty/in uniform OP?
>>703301615
RCMP are better then city cops, don't did the people who keep you secure
>>703301892
No, i guess i just have to get addicted to the opiate derivatives my doctor will only prescribe cause weed is worse than herion. Na i just have to showyou my back and then you couldn't take it, unless you dont give a fuck about someone suffering from severe nerve pain that makes them almost pass out
>>703301867
No I haven't, I've heard good things tho.
>>703301942
On Duty? no. In Uni? Only my partner (wife now). She was in to it.
>>703300903
Thanks OP, from the wife and I.
Appreciate your responses and opinions and all the hard work and shit you guys and gals trench through to help out the communities, getting late though have a goodnight and stay safe.
>>703302104
You're assuming I make the laws? Also "nerve" or "back" pain is the most common excuse I get. I don't give a shit what you do in your own home. but you and I both know that for you to get your ``medicine`` you could just be taking pills for your THC, but instead you choose to smoke it in public to be a dick.
>>703289228
Thanks OP, for your service, and for your opinions, this is just adding to the list of why I love the RCMP. But getting late, so have a good night and stay safe out there!
>>703302122
Did you enjoy doing it? Or did it make you feel uncomfortable? Did you have to dry clean it afterwards?
Do black lives matter, OP?
>>703302532
I was good with it. I Dry Clean all the time anyways so it was no big thing.
>>703302553
Very loaded question don`t you think
>>703302804
>>Very loaded question don`t you think
dude
it's /b/, trolls trolling trolls
to answer my own question, no, they're the least important lives on the planet.
Wait I just realized you're a leaf. IRL you guys seem to have bantz, but online, not so much.
One last bump for anyone that has questions....
>>703302804
Wow, she is lucky.
>>703289228
Do you regularly go on 4chan and why post on /b/?
Just curious because most of us are a special kind of fucked up and you see the fucked up shit that gets posted on this board.
>>703289228
as a british citizen with a canadian passport, could I join the RCMP in nova scotia or alberta?
>>703303386
She knows it, rewards of many kind in my direction lol
>>703303397
I went on here for a bit before I got hired, then disappeared, then I came back to lurking for a while. But some of the shit here still disgusts me the same way it did back then.
>>703289228
Why do I always see you fat fucks sitting around at starbucks or other places instead of doing your fucking job?
OP, do you ever go to /pol/?
>>703303423
Well you don`t get to choose the province you work in. We all apply, go the academy in Regina then get ``posted`` anywhere in the country. You can ask for certain places but its ultimately the force`s choice where you go.
>>703303677
Well do you get a break at your job, i`ll ask you that first. and also what is my job, do you even really know what it entails on a daily basis.
>>703303573
What kind of threads are attention grabbing for you ? And which or the many threads do you find repulsive?
>>703303885
>a break at your job
I've heard more belivable excuses than that. You just don't want to do paperwork is all
>>703303677
>Implying the RCMP are like normal cops
>Implying they dont deserve breaks
Keep sticking it to the man, good job bud!
>>703303324
Any opinions/stories about VicPD?
Have you ever witnessed corruption within the force? Don't need to give specifics. I recognize I am lucky to live in a country where bribing a cop is unthinkable, plus we have the RCMP complaint commission
And another one, what is your opinion on the massive immigration from China into Vancouver? Catch any spoiled rich Asian kids driving Ferrari's?
Dead thread. OP left.