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Nigger faggot. ...
https://telegram.me/joinchat/Dh0kg0FWmDrdaXToSVwREQ
>>703276625
How many fucking times did you download that picture??
>>703276258
Suckers.
>>703277195
>>703277446
>>703277450
>>703277546
get good faggots
>>703276258
Ha ha ha no one can ever justify this its so completely fucking stupid.
>>703276156
All we need is the funny banana to trigger /b/ twelve year old posters.
>>703277446
Fuck Yeah!
>>703278098
>>703277743
Nice.
>>703276258
If people are dumb enough to buy it, they deserve what they get.
>>703278596
Triggered, cutting myself, watching Trap Porn and posting my dick on /b/ to rate. Still live with my parents.
>>703276258
Make sense. If you just use the earphone or the other then you dont need the square thing.
>Sale on now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9rd85-3c3E&feature=youtu.be
wen u be eatin the booty like groceries durin real nigga hours
>>703280290
>>703276583
Aw shit! Finally lost.
bump
>>703281299
boy this kid is going to be a real winner.
bump
>>703279932
kek
>>703282003
this is a humor thread, not a porn thread
hi
>>703281844
>>703280415
lost
>>703276583
lost
>>703282277
Where can I hear this?
>>703286666
nice
>>703286843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCgT94A7WgI
>>703286840
Is it sad this is literally how I get my FWB to sleep with me?
>>703286843
there are some clips on YT of a dude playing it on piano. seriously. not with all the extras, but he does a good job w/it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha0joTG5-Is
>>703287021
Only kinda. Her benefits are getting stuff, your benefits are getting pussy.
>>703287021
No that's life fam
>>703287110
It always feels wrong in some way. She's basically my personal whore.
>>703286726
wow lucky man
>>703287145
Thanks man, now I don't feel like a total piece of shit.
>>703287292
why are 2 women rubbing there ass's on the heart?
>>703287263
Just make sure you don't pull that shit with the one you feel like breeding with and you'll be aight fam
>>703287536
True, I don't want to lose half my shit.
>>703287447
It says "mom" with a in the middle you fucking degenerate
>>703285751
>activision.
>>703276583
Friends did this.
>>703287789
i know but 2 women rubbing there ass's on the heart is funner
>>703282852
Lost hard
>>703276982
A few
>>703286598
#rekt
>>703286449
seen before, lost again
>>703287021
>buying presents for an "FWB"
you getting played faggot
guarantee she tells her Chads about you and they laugh at your cuck ass after they fuck her
>>703287447
>that'sthejoke.jpg
>>703288101
She's an FWB, we've been fucking a long time. I only recently started buying her shit now and then. I really don't care who she fucks either way.
>>703287925
meme on this nigga all you want but he was making what 10 million dollars PER EPISODE at the end? dude is so rich he could get facial and penile cancer at the same time and still bang hotter broads than you will ever touch
who the fuck cares about looking good in public when you have fuck you money?
>>703276156
That's actually not very dangerous at all. Those tanks are well insulated an themselves non-flammable. That shower of sparks is nowhere near enough to be dangerous.
>>703288291
duuuuuuude.
what a fucking legend.
>>703288307
you must be fun at party's
>>703288307
Are you fuckin' retarded mate?
>>703288303
that shit made me lol, especially the traumatized look on finn's face
people who diss adventure time really dont get how great it is on a frequent basis
Who invited the special nigger force?
/b/ group chat with no Rules
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>>703276156
>>703277446
>>703286666
Nice quads, Satan
>>703288253
why the fuck would you buy shit for an fwb
ultimate beta cuck mindset
just be honest that you started because you wanted to wife her, she shot that down, but now she knows she can get free shit out of you so takes advantage of her pussy to make you her bitch
>>703288689
You wouldn't be able to see the screen...
>>703276982
Fuck you, white knight. Your whole post made me sick. Sick to my ripped stomach, which is solid steel from 8 years in the Army SEALS. Do not fuck with me. Do not post this shit again.
>>703276156
>>703286397
Lost
>>703276156
>>703282852
almost fuckin got me
>>703287021
it's just abstracted prostitution
kys
>>703276258
not a phonefag (even though I have a 6), someone care to explain?
>>703276583
I have 13 pet baby tortoises I hatched from eggs. This physically hurts me. Mother fucker
>>703289089
i feel sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af1lYB1_UrI
>>703289318
no taking the bait
>>703289318
They got rid of head phone jack, pic shows what you now have to do to listen to music while charging
>>703282852
Lost
>>703284706
Lost
>>703289089
Neeeatoriffic
How do? How do?
>>703289318
the new improved 7 comes with a single jack, then a splitter, then a charging cord, then another cord for your earphone jack. The old 6? charging outlet and earphone jack.
>>703289558
Oh no
>>703289558
Bastard...
>>703282852
lost
>>703276156
this is actually not dangerous it's arcgas and hydrieum the same stuff we breath
>>703286447
IMFUCKIN DEAD
>>703289318
>not a phonefag (even though I have a 6)
so just a regular fag
>>703289843
>same stuff we breath
>breath
>>703286832
Such a thing as congical visits (probably spelled wrong to lazy to look up)
>>703286521
Fucking lost
>>703276258
apple can literally get away with anything because their stupid sheeple will eat anything they shit out
holy fuck this is the top kek right here m80s
>>703286449
lost
>>703282852
fucking lost hard
>>703287684
>hello you've reached mike matei
>press 1 for autistic non-joke
>>703286666
numbrss
>>703287967
Friends also did >7032787878
>>703286397
>>703277446
>>703287797
Lost!
>>703289558
Replying
>>703286449
Lost
>>703286375
The fuck is funny about that?
>>703276583
Seen this enough times to finally ask. Are we sure that's a tortoise? I have two pet turtles and I'm 83% sure that's a turtle right there. Willing to admit there's a 56% I'm wrong though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fh15ZdVTcF8
>>703282003
Yo, you fucking scared me
>>703286449
>>703289558
By the gods
>>703290391
Lost
>>703290168
I hope you choke
>>703289558
please free my board
>>703289558
pls no
>>703288302
Nigga's really 'bout Chandler right here.
>>703282003
holy balls that scared me
>>703289089
MOAR!!
>>703287469
>post this on /pol/
>start bidding war
>>703287293
>>703288253
tell Nat I said hi
>>703287789
>>you obviously got the joke you nigger
>>703287993
your spelling deserves extermination with fire
>>703289558
>>703278714
Is the joke that he never said this?
>>703277546
only thing I lost to
>>703289558
qweqweq
>>703276583
>>703276583
Did you seriously screen shot this from Instagram? Couldn't even get the original picture?
>>703282003
>>703282003
Jesus calm down cocksucka
>>703290025
This x100
>>703289558
GODDAMMIT
>>703290044
I have so many questions
>>703288892
Have you considered killing yourself as an alternative to projecting your personal insecurities to people on the Internet? Might I recommend the all bleach diet. I think it would suit you well
>>703282277
Could someone who plays guitar tab this out for me real quick? Thanks!
>>703286397
lost
good shit
>>703290391
Ok. Lost.
Fucking skyrim
>>703290149
Not in the United States.
>>703292753
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>703280290
Sorry anon, looks like you've named that file improperly. It seems like it should've been spelled "boaty."
>>703289558
fukkkkk
>>703289558
safe
herron ist teh dream
>>703290893
you can tell just from it's "hands" alone. They are much wider and bulkier due to it's greater need for utilization on land.
>>703290168
safe famalam
>>703286283
>madam your son was killed by a hit and run driver
>>703278714
Welcome to 4chan today.
>>703279785
Correct me if I'm wrong but it looks as though there is no headphone jack
>>703287797
>>703289640
Google Deep Dream, it's an interesting artificial intelligence.
>>703292389
Not my post but: she was on the MTV show "Catfish" for relentlessly stalking and harassing another shmoogie for years. It turns out she is bat-shit insane; her fb and all other social media is wide open. There is shit far more disturbing than this.
Stupid people like this are all over the place you don't have to look far.
https://youtu.be/ScPFN9hDrj4
>>703289558
You're a real asshole.
>>703288510
lost
>>703290168
Whelp, damn.
>>703286449
Lost
>>703282277
Looks like something Aphex Twin would do
>>703279932
Omf I lost
>>703281844
COD3 > every other
>>703288835
is this supposed to be funny?
>>703288307
THIS
Every time I see this shit posted is passes me off. The sparks from a cut off wheel aren't even hot enough to burn your skin and idiots think it's going to do something to an oxy/acetylene rig.
>>703287720
Graeme Clark Award for Science Innovation in Schools
>>703289558
replied.
>>703289488
lost. also:checked.
>>703287878
>>703289558
oh no
>>703289562
Lost lol
>>703292753
>quick
>>703276156
Actually its safe. Everyone knows that only red barrels blow up. Its clearly only hitting the blue one.
>>703289558
Fial
>>703294889
leave
>>703287293
>Sources
>4chan.org
lost
>>703290168
Nom
>>703295137
>Fial
is this some kind of sick joke?
>>703293287
kekek
>>703294858
Lost
>>703289558
I ain't risking that shit
>>703287797
actually lost.
>>703282003
>you'll shit bricks
>.gif
>>703282003
Saw that a mile away
>>703295674
lel
>>703285907
kek
>>703295101
Idiot, google what puncturing an oxy tank does. Not that he's likely to with grinding sparks it's still not a good practice
>>703282814
wtf lost
>>703286447
kill them with fire
>>703282636
god dammit why is that even funny
>>703285907
>>703289558
You fucker
>>703290753
Dress shoe with denim, who the fuck does that
>>703296227
fukken saved
>>703286397
>>703295609
Lost
>>703286521
Every time...
>>703289558
Now I'm scared...
>>703282003
well you sure got me you fucking faggot hope you are proud of your one and only success in your life motherfucker
>>703277446
>Texas Fedora
Lost
>>703282003
>not seeing anything
>6infromscreen.jpg
>still not seeing it
>oh shit, wait
>checks format
>.gif
>jumpscare
>fall out of chair even after realizing what I've fallen for
>>703278714
Isn't that a picture of Voltaire?
Full thread
wp, /b/
>>703289558
asd
>>703296592
*tips*
>m'honky
>>703289732
lost, haha where did you find this one?
>>703295937
I find it creepy that they're both smiling.
>>703290168
asdasd
>>703290149
Too lazy
>>703296014
Are you fucking serious? The only thing that is flammable that they put in tanks is gas because we need it to drive cars, idiot. If its a red barrel it means dead. If its any other color it means its okay, except for yellow which is toxic waste. Yellow = Dead fellow. Don't you play video games you uneducated fuck?
>>703289558
Oh shit
>>703294788
>>703294788
God I hope you're not a welder. You know there are things called leaks, right? And that if there is a leak one little ass spark could cause an ignition that flows down to the tank and makes it explode? I mean hell, the acetylene wouldn't even bother me as much as the oxygen since it's much more pressure.
Still, do that on a job site and prepare to get fired. I don't even care if you checked for leaks 5 minutes before that. It's dumb to do and puts you at undue risk for absolutely no reason other than laziness.
>>703276583
Tortoise is just another name for a type of turtle. Like frog/toad or mushroom/toadstool.
>>703296719
that's what I thought when I first read it. probably part of the joke
>>703285907
Hi Peter
>>703282003
Spooky
>>703289562
lost
>>703297021
Cept frog and toads are different
>>703279932
lost. have no idea why, but i lost.
>>703289558
Nope
>>703286447
which ones the homeless guy?
>>703288689
Nice setup bro
>>703289558
Fucking cunt
>>703286521
I've never been able to figure out if the last frame is a "what the fuck is wrong with you?" face or a "goddamn right we're gonna fuck him" face.
>>703290168
unip
>>703289558
pls no
>>703277450
Fleenstones?
>>703291937
Ur lif desrvs determination by fite faggot
>>703292455
Oh shit, I think we found a reddit.
>>703295870
kek
