anon, what makes you happy ?
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anon,
what makes you happy ?
drugs
My dog
>>703274987
EDGELORD
>>703274987
I used to do drugs. This Anon is right.
>>703274845
>studying Japanese
>watching anime
>playing vidya
>exercise
>>703275379
how is that even edgy?
>>703275379
That's not edgy you fucking twat.
I love me some blow.
>>703275420
Weeb detected
Succeeding in life.
Following my dreams and actually making progress.
Being included in social circles.
Solving my problems in healthy ways.
Doing good things for others.
>>703274845
my daughters playing games with me, my wife biting the pillow when I pound her hard, my lover swallowing my cum, and see the niples of my boss slip out of the bra... and chocolate!!!
>>703276037
Yeah, but the hope of going back to Japan to live and work permanently gives meaning to my life.
>>703274845
catching pokemon
coding
alcohol
friends
funny youtube videos
having my eczema under control
playing catch
when something i cook comes out good
I work in tech support. I genuinely enjoy helping people resolve their issues.
Also, fucking hot chicks.
>>703274845
I wish I knew
Knowing that when I die I'm going to meet Jesus
the afterglow of genocide.
the sleep i'm about to encounter after 4 days/nights on amph.
>>703276699
me too, even qhen lately there are too much fags that piss me off with issues that I really cannot believe they can't handle... people is more lazy everyday...
Having my enemies driven before me and the Lamentations of the women
having a goddamn night off to chill with you fine gents.
>>703274845
the sauce would make me happy
seing something good happening for jordyn
>>703276432
I believe in you anon, keep up!
The experience I've gotten so far, not only here but in dreams. I know I am happy in there and I just smile.
>>703277197
Oh dude, it's frustrating as fuck. Just remember that while you know how to fix their problem, as simple as it might be, they're people with lives, jobs, families and shit. They probably know a lot about shit that you don't know and they're probably paying good money for your help and if they were as good at Google as us, we'd be unemployed as fuck.
>>703278227
I work for a pest control company and love to help people get rid of there nasty bugs... And fuck hot customers
>>703274845
Raves/festivals
>>703278793
>their
Also, what's up, Hustler Forum.
>>703276848
Amen
>>703278457
>>703278884
Hell yeah
>>703274845
castrating cishet white men
>>703274845
Buying historical firearms, computer components and diesel truck components. They say money can't buy happiness. Well I'm sure staving off depression with it
>>703274845
-Receiving good marks in my classes
-Helping make someone's day better
-Weed
-Alcohol
-video games
-movies
-writing
>>703274845
1. earning the respect of those I respect
2. a good time with friends
3. genuine connection with a qt 3.14
4. an act that helps my people
5. accomplishing worthwhile that few can do (a skill, competition, etc.)
What all these have in common is that in ancient times they assured your survival and progeny.
Happiness, as a state of life, not a mood, then can be understood in Darwinian / Nietzschean philosophy of happiness as a reward for biologically sound behavior.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVoCKLyt2uw
>>703279497
im the most happy when jordyn is happy
>>703279156
Passion < Opportunity
>>703275201
gonna kill myself when he goes, the love of my life
Alcohol
To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women.
Also cheesecake.
>>703277217
Scholar of fine cinema
>>703280138
Red pill loser
>>703274845
sauce?
>>703278684
that's why I still stand them... because their lazyness and their lack of imagination to figure out how to get solutions without spending a coin pay my rent, my food, and my family needs
>>703281167
Randian trash, go kill yourself
-Reading
-Coding
-Music
>>703274845
Calling people niggers on /b/, /pol/, and /x/ nigger
>>703281629
Nigger what you coding?
I have a lot of things in my life that consider "meaningful", like getting my PhD and making music. But they don't make me happy, in that they are very stressful and things can be very disappointing.
The only thing that really makes me happy is blowing my load into a hot girl without a condom. That's really it. Nothing else makes me happy. I've never done hard drugs, but those probably could make me happy. But for now, it's really just having an orgasm in a hot girl.
>>703280325
please get a puppy and have him grow up with your older dog and do not kill yourself
>>703282433
*trap
>>703274845
Does anyone have a name for this girl?
>>703281167
I'm kinda high, I didn't follow. You're doing this shit for free? I'd be frustrated too, but still. I fix shit for friends, family, and fucking acquaintances just because I love figuring shit out. The whole process is a real cunt suck sometimes but when I break shit down, fix the problem, then hand them a better PC than what they gave me, I feel great.
>>703281419
wtf you talkin bout nigger? How is that Randian? again, I'm high as shit and maybe not following.
Here's a hot slut.
>>703281419
sorry, don't know what "randian" means... (I'm not from an english speaking country) and about kill myself I got a better idea... kill you instead, I'm happy with my family and my personal achievments, if you don't, welll... it's your problem, not mine, deal with it Mr Fag
Cumming in my gf's mouth
>Homo erotic gay neo nazi furry orgys
What other than this can make anyone happier
>pro tip you cant
>>703274845
Took a long hot shower, just sitting there like it's a sauna. Drank some rum. Now watching tpb and playing games. 10/10 happy
>>703283578
Your personal achievements?
Bitch, do you even know where you at?
Are you REALLY this stupid? REALLY?
Go back to whatever hellhole you crawled out of.
>>703274845
a few years ago, i started on Anti-depressants again. i was crying for no reason. i was losing weight with no explanation. i was on the verge of losing my job because getting out of bed was not something i could muster the courage to do.
A year ago, after gaining 30 pounds, i switched to a different anti-depressant. i have since lost about 25 lbs and got more toward healthy. i have significantly decreased my alcohol intake from nightly to once a month.
today, i started crying again. for no reason. but now i'm drunk, so i'm not crying at the moment.
i guess that's what makes me happy: not crying, for just a moment.
1. The fact that my first love is living with a guy with a tiny dick and no fucking ability despite being rich. I can call at any time if I want a blowjob or sex. She keeps coming back,
2. THC. Can't smoke it so I eat it and it lasts way longer. Living in a state where its decriminalized. It's better than being a drunk, which killed 3 or 4 of my uncles on the dad side.
3. I've almost died so many times. All that happened was things going black till I came back. Death is the end. Forever. There is no afterlife, that's a human construct.
4. Milkshakes from Mike's.
5. Surfing. I live in a place where the surf is mediocre yet there are no crowds. A few spots I can body surf, but they are so sharky that I am worried about being bit.
weed
alcohol
sex
(you's)
cuddling
snowboarding
vidya
some music
Now I'm drawing a black. I think that's it?
video games
>>703284259
What med are you on now?
I did Prozac which killed my sex drive and Celexa which I gained 25 lbs on. The sex thing is killing me. My girlfriend is starting to take it personal. Even with viagra, shit isn't the same.
>>703280190
I'll be happy if you keep posting her
>>703284902
Obvious newfag.
Eating hotdogs in the shower while watching TV on my phone
>mfw I haven't taken a shower without food or entertainment in over a year
How do you do it? I can't bring myself to do it, just stand there getting wet.
>>703274845
Playing World of Warcraft as an Outlaw Rogue and getting all 6 buffs from Roll the Bones using 6 Combo Points.
>>703274845
sex and alcohol. usually not together
>>703274845
If I knew what makes me happy I wouldn't be on /b/
>>703285030
because I haven't seen pics of this one girl out of literally thousands I'm a "newfag"? if you say so sport.
>>703282927
No my friend, I work as if I were technician just because I know how to handle PC and servers equipment, and because they don't know how to google it, computers are my job and my hobbie, so Ifix them for free just to my friends and family, but the rest pay me enough as to pay my rent, the school of my two daughters and some other needs... aaaand the internet conection that I'm using to be here, play wow, and fap until my nuts go dry seing all kind of porn... and a gift to your eyes
>>703285484
got more of her?
>>703285465
Yes, you are.
>>703284889
started on lexapro. effective, but that's the weight gainer for me.
now on wellbutrin.
the last time around, about 7 years ago, i did the wellbutrin with Abilify. abilify is known to cause severe muscle control issues (i often choke when eating because i can't swallow properly anymore).
hopefully wellbutrin will be enough to get me through the next 7-10 years, and after i pay my house off, i'm free to do the honorable thing and end it all.
>>703274845
weed literally the only thing keeping me happy right now
>>703280667
This guy is the right answer. He will make america great again.
>>703283578
"Randian" is a person who subscribes to Ayn Rand's school of thought.
That guy's a fuckin moron, obviously. I was more interested in the conversation we were having here - >>703282927
>>703276848
How so? I mean, is he the grave digger as well as the gardener at the cemetery? Just asking.
>>703274845
> what makes you happy?
The release of certain chemicals within my brain.
Baltimore rowhouses
>>703286106
>The release of certain chemicals within my brain.
>caused by?
>>703285757
okay okay! wtf dude just give me sauce then Mr. "oldfag"
>>703284183
it smells like butthurt fag... bitch is your mother surname by the way... and yes, my personal achievs are a good family, an almost decent job, a month of vacation every year, have sex almost 3 days by week, eat good food, enjoy life, play the music I like with my friends, have a very good friends, an be happy, not a butthurt fag like you sir...
>>703276848
"Jesus" is just a Spanish boy's name.
>>703286348
dubs confirm
>>703285131
have a nice loot!!!
>>703274845
Love. Which I don't have. So nothing.
Least till the drugs run out.
>>703286046
I really want to do snowboarding but I live in a place where there is never snow
>>703275998
Muh nigga
Stealing purses.
>>703285604
sure my friend...
>>703286608
dude, go.
Fucking srsly. Save money and just go. It's fun af
>>703275379
>>703275998
Edgy is now loosely used as a cliche one-size-fits-all insult replacing the word faggot.
It's [THE CURRENT YEAR].
>>703286377
Hello my name is Jesus :)
>>703285484
Ah, thank you! Makes sense now.
I'm very much in the same boat. I enjoy just helping people with their computer problems, so getting paid for it is a huge bonus. And I understand how fucking frustrating it can be when you deal with people who don't have a clue. But, they're almost always very gracious when you can fix their problem. Of course, when you can't, they think you're the idiot, instead of them who broke the shit to begin with, but I just shrug that shit off. I spent 4 years in the army. I've been yelled at harder.
I agree with this guy - >>703285604
more of that?
>>703286046
yo?
>>703286290
Hell no, do you own work nigga.
>>703275998
I'm currently waitin in a parking lot for my boy to roll up
>>703286831
Hola! Como estas?
Yo solo menos.
>>703285990
don't have the pleasure... first time I see that name... no idea of who is that Ayn Rand
>>703275379
FAGLORD
>>703286876
faggot take a lesson from this >>703286766 anon and get some class
ask more questions, i'm leaving in a while
>>703286766
thank you!
>>703286511
hell yeah!!! you know bro...
>>703274845
Freedom
>>703287249
>are you a faggot?
>>703286163
Nothing.
>>703274845
pussy
weed
beer
computers
guns
>>703286766
and this...
>>703287368
got the wrong thread, sorry
>>703287471
she's hot! go on...
>>703287507
lmao
>>703287383
It's what makes me happy bruh. Dunno why. I love it so much. Fuck yards and grass and shit.
>>703274845
Not a God damned thing.
Nothing.
Not being edgy, quite literally nothing. Some things are numbing, some things can even illicit a laugh. Never actually happy.
>>703287690
>fuck yards and grass and shit
tell us how you really feel, anon.
>>703274845
Living.
falsely incriminating niggers
they're all guilty of something anyways
Video games, fitness, crossdressing.
Video games arehe only thing I wanna do tbh. Haven't had them in a year too. Shit sucks.
>>703287907
Fuck the suburbs, fuck detached homes, fuck anything that isn't a cramped-ass ultra-urban rowhouse jungle.
>>703286860
you're right, sometimes it's funny to see what we had to deal to as a "problem" (unplugged power cord, forgot to turn monitor on, or else...) aaaand other eyegift...
>>703288176
this is not a cringe thread
>>703285885
Never end it. Make other people suffer (no guns or knives).
I keep reading that Welbutrin doesn't have the side effect of impotence, which prozac does. I have anxiety as a primary diagnosis. Prozac has helped with that (more than effective), but my sex drive is next to zero.
If I were a masturbator, that would be one thing. I love pussy. In, out, and repeat.Prozac has killed my sex drive. My girlfriend is taking it personal that I can't even get hard. As a person with a panic/anxiety disorder.
>>703274845
the thought of your death
>>703288345
stay cringed, faggot
>>703288461
damn, thats clever
>>703288179
how did you get this picture?
>my family being alive
>drugs
>fulfilled lust
>money
>things going my way and getting what I want
>>703288762
exactly my life, everyday i feel like that
>>703274987
Same here anon, what do you like to do?
>>703288762
>family
how far does this extend? you know everyone is like at least 16th cousins of each other
>>703288988
roll
>>703274845
What makes me happy?
Cuddling
Vidya game
Drawing
Sucking a big dick
When i get endorphin rush from exercising. It literally makes me feel happy almost all day.
Drugs and women. Self hatred on fleep
>>703274987
I was about to say the same thing
>>703289073
Basically my Mother, Father, and Brother. I love my other family, but I'm not close to any of them.
>>703289088
anon's got a crush. oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)
>>703288609
hours of 4chan at work and at home... basically I try to fuck almost 3 times by week (5 is the usual unless my wife is on that days..), and fap like a monkey the rest of the time (at work, at home, wherever I feel the need), then I surf here hours to find "inspiration" like this...
>>703288850
>>703288898
>>703288934
>>703289015
>>703289088
>>703289168
>>703289224
>>703289344
you glorious bastard! stay classy
>>703289309
Hey, that's something to commend. Most people only care about themselves
>>703289309
Same here, your family's pretty cool.
Test
The fact that I am going to die one day and that literally none of this matters.
>>703274845
Oblivion.
>>703289348
ahh hahahah, i have her whole set that she sent me. i have only shared her once too. crazy how things find their way around the internet
>>703289634
that's what motivates you?
usually that just makes me woozy and want to get fucked up
>>703274845
I don't know, anymore.
>>703289693
Morrowind is better
>>703289724
keep going anon
>>703289513
>>703288850
>>703288898
>>703288934
>>703289015
>>703289088
>>703289168
>>703289224
>>703289344
Yo, you sexy bastard! You got some backstory for these?
>>703274845
A mixture of psychedelics, people I care about, and personal hobbies.
War.
>>703274845
Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
>>703288850
>>703288898
>>703288934
>>703289015
>>703289088
>>703289168
>>703289224
>>703289277
>>703289344
THANX A LOT!!! another faptime!!! XD
>>703289584
>>703289500
Yep, I'd probably kill myself if I didn't have them. They're the only people I truly care about. I don't really have anybody else. Friends come and go. I'm also kind of a distant person socially, so it's difficult to maintain relationships with anybody but my family.
Porn
Fast Good and
Video Games
I'm a loser
>>703289788
Oblivion in all its forms, be it games, drugs and alcohol, or the sweet nothing that awaits us all.
Backstory....Someone posted the first two images, it made me happy. I reverse image searched, located russian site with these images. Thought I'd play the captcha game and spread some love.
>>703289935
so why don't I kill you
Probably a bit normie, but video games, straight vodka, and cigs make for a good night.
>>703289918
I feel for you man, things will get better. Don't give up.
>>703290043
bless you
>>703290043
Hahaha you glorious bastard
>>703290036
having the 'just be' attidude. Not a bad way to live through life, but it could be kinda risky
>>703289747
then thanx dearest Anon, I had a few good times blessing your name, by the way, if you want... post'em all!
>>703290043
the hero humanity needs
my ex. i barely ever talk to my friends and i can't seem to find enjoyment in much anymore. i feel so apathetic at home most of the time. video games and my studies don't interest me much anymore. i mainly spend my time listening to music that reminds me of her. i miss her.
>>703274845
Doing my fucking job
A new book, 1000 pages, first in a series
her. she makes me happy, even though im out of her life for ever, it kind of makes me happy to know it happened.
Sticking it in her pooper.
alcohol
>>703290365
>>703290408
Dude... it is time for you to find your nut sack and man up. Hit up a bar, fuck some bitch and get yourself back.
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>>703290516
Joel?
>>703276432
>>703276432
There are no subtitles there don't forget
>>703290610
Dad?
>>703290043
we love you dear glorious bastard!!!!
God's work etc etc
>>703276848
Why did i laugh?
>greentext joy is a rare thing for me
>greentext but family usually does it
>>703290543
have you tried any drugs?
>>703290819
Nice try agent
>>703290590
still not old enough for alcohol, sadly. as much as i want to get hungover out of depression, i still want to be a good noodle
>>703274845
To crush my enemies, to see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of their women
>>703290735
you motherfucker
>>703290735
Did you download boobs again, Joel?
>>703290819
Just weed. Too scared to try hallucinogens.
>>703274845
Money, i guess.
I'm too weak to "fight" for the things i want. And i'm always seeing everything slipping out of my hands...
I don't know anymore.
>>703290759
fuck outta here
>>703287238
Faggot
>>703286876 Maybe /b/ can be resurrected
>>703290884
yes or no? not asking for specifics, but at that point you'd be thinking about which drugs alter your consciousness differently which would lead you to think about different aspects of reality
I'm a gaffot for doing coke?
>>703290050
I'd rather do it myself
>>703291169
fuck outta here
>>703287098
Ayn Rand is some shitty angry author. Very right-wing and ignorant. You're not missing anything.
>>703291008
damn kid, I actually feel slightly bad for you. Being a "good noodle" is underrated but if you insist on it, get yourself a good video game and forget the bitch
>>703274845
Alcohol and women. Lonely af, anon.
>>703291167
por que?
>>703275420
one of these things just doesn't belong here
>>703290365
>>703290408
~sigh~ oh I remember being that young and putting that much value in a woman's fleeting attention. wait until you're in your 30's and there have been five of those bitches. better to start not giving a fuck about women now and find your niche.
>>703291119
hah, if you're scared of hallucinogens, you should take LSD. it only focuses your mind on singular thoughts rather than processes many thoughts at the same time like it normally dies. You're in control of everything, but you have the impulse to be fidgety sometimes. this is just like having a scratch, ignore it because it doesn't matter.
I've never taken shrooms, but I've heard from numerous sources that it takes you away from reality, but is really fun if in the right mindset.
>>703291416
thanx for the info, I'm kinda tired to research now for something serious
>>703291704
Finally an Anon who knows the game haha, damn straight
>>703291704
ES UNA NENAAAAAAA!!!!!
>>703291445
video games only bring temporary satisfaction, and i tend to lose interest after some time of playing them; either they're too difficult, too long, or too boring. i think that i am subconsciously choosing to not let go of her since i have the slight belief that she also still has feelings more me.
>>703291704
in return...
>>703291704
... mods?
>>703274845
hookers.
https://telegram.me/joinchat/Dh0kg0FWmDrdaXToSVwREQ
This
being alone
>>703292118
Bad idea bud, in the case of chicks like that, it is best to cut it all and consider it done. Flat out aint worth it! Sucks like hell and I remember the struggle as a teen (long ago) but fuck that shit. Best to take the fuck it attitude!
>>703292419
in any case, i'm ready for a new romance, yet i want to be sure that my ex isn't affected by this
>>703292779
Nah bud, time to think for yourself. Don't worry about her, it ain't worth it in the slightest.
>>703292957
maybe.
>>703274845
beating my wife and general abuse
>>703274845
Draining my balls in my wife every week by trying to make each creampie better than the last one.
10 years going living life like that.
Vasectomy here.
